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G rants ) / C ourier An Independent Paper Devota.! to the Interests of Josephine County and Southern Oregon. GRAN PS PASS, JOSEPHINE COUNTY, OREGON, FRID YY, MAY 21 188Ö. VOL. II. 'I’ll K C < > I J 14 KMKÌ II.I.K IMHO IOKÌ I« I K 1< TAXIDERMY. À JERSEY CYCLONE. Bill H. K. MANNA. Issued every Friday luvrning. Attorney and Counsellor at Law Ottica in Orth building. J. H STINE, - • - Editor and Publisher. Terms of Subscription One copy one year, in advance...... One copy six months, in advance.. .. One copy three months, in advance. • • H. KELLEY. 9 2 50 I 50 Attorney and Counsellor at Law Ortica in Court liou»e. CLl'B RATES: J acksonville • • • O rxgom . T. B KENT. Terms of Advertising : Attorney at Law. LEGAL. One square, first insertion................. Each additional insertici.................. Will practice in all Ute court» ut ih» Siala. OFFICE IS THE COCRT HOCHE. I AX AL. Local Notices, per line.......................... lócente Regular advertisements inserted upon lib eral terms. Job Printing of all descriptions done on short notice. Legal Blanks. Circulars, Business Cards, Billheads. Letterheads. Posters, etc., gotten up in good style at living prices. J ACKBONVILLK, : : : iMiwv : C. LEM PERT. M. I»., Grrdudte ol th üníversitr ol Leipsic, fleriaiy. Calls responded to at all jours, day or night. 10-tf Oregon. W. H. FLANAGAN. M. 1).. UNION LIVERY AND FEED STABLES Physician and Surgeon, Good Turnout« on Short Notice. Bewt of Care (.hen to Mterk Left G rant ’ s P ass . O regon . in onr Charge. Office at residence, corner Main and Third streets. Calls attended any hour day or night. CARDWELL it BERRY, O regon . J acksonville , W. F. KREMER. M. I). : : O rkgon . ; SALOON. CRITERION Physician and Surgeon, G rant ' s P ahs . CATON & GARRETT, Prop'ra, Calls responded to at a'l hours, day or night, lóti WINES, Keeps the beat brand» of LIQUORS CIGARS AND J acksonville . 8. (J. MITCHELL Attorney and Counsellor at Law BREWERY! G rant ’ s P ash , O regon BREWERY! Will practice in all State ami Federal Courts. Ottico next door to Commercial Hotel. Manufactures tlie 8AM WHITE. Best Beer in Southern Oregon. J acksonville . Attorney and Counsellor at Law G rant ’ s P ass . O regon . Sunny Side Billiard Saloon, Will practica in all the Courts of the State. A. ( HALE, Proprietor. Keeps constantly on hand the best quality of Wines. Liquors and Cigars CHARLES CHANSLOR. X <» í II I" V I * II Ik I I < • A SPLENDID BILLIARD TABLE In connection. (» rant ' s P ass , O regon . O regon . J acksonville , Udire in II. B. Miller & Co.'s store. H I . It II V X I I.I.I. ■ »110.4 I O It 1 . I s I NION ROTEI VULNEV COI.VIU. IN <» t n !• > One of the Best Hotels in South em Oregon. 1 * II 1 » I i < And Justice o the Peace. GOOD BEDS ! GOOD TABLE Aiul the best of accommodations. I.KGt I. HI.IXKW OF ALL Ilegal instruments of all kinds promptly executed. Ulllre S. E. Harkness' drug store. Connected with this hotel isa FIRST-CLASS LIVERY STABLE MRS. ELLEN RYDER. Proprietrcaa. KEITH'S EERin (Formerly Presley's Ferry) BIx Mlles west of Grant’s Pass on main road leading to WILDER VILLE. KERRY VILLE and CRESCENT CITY. : K erby ville . : : : : O regon . WILLIAM NAUCKE, KKKI-H - f Dry Goods and Groceries. For good oargainri in the lint* of Hats. Cais. Biots and Shoes or General Gra in FERRIACE AT HALF RATES And everything in the way of Mining- H»u |>|»l i«-ra. D. W. KEITH. Proprietor. Those wishing bargains should call on WILLIAM NAUCKE, J B SCHAEFER, K krhyvili . e . O regon . House *nd Sign Painter. IlLlI KK IN SKAINKIt, PAPKR HASGKIt. E tc . DRY GOODS AND GROCERIES And keep« constantly on hand ill tinas ci wort it mt line PTumptiy Rine Hats, Caps. Boots and Shoes — AND— 4. I V K NK .4 General Mining Supplies. G hani k P ams , O regon . Those wishing good bargain* must not fail to | call at the Kerbyville NEW TIN SHOP P. O. Building, K erry vi i,i e . O rkoon . O. II STARR, Proprietor, Kerbyville Mills. PBALKR IN r m Proprietor. uii int. Stoves, Tin-Ware, Pumps, Pipes, Etc., Etc. Can la* .upptlrd at reaaonal.l.* pri. » W ork J ob DONE ON NOTICE. SHORT ( HEAP FOR CAMH. Prices Moderate. GRANTS PASS. O rkgon K krhyvili e . RICHARD P. GEORGE OREGON. Keeps the fin •*( WHISKY. BRANDIES. WINES And all other liquors. THE ELDORADO SALOON. IIE ALSO KEMM THE BEST BRANDS OF CICARS, B'»’h I in pried and Itowtir. i» ( >rr< Proprietors. MAIN STREET, I Wines. Liquors and Cigars. Fio ul l:iei Druis Pii Dsn Sir: Hi». Max imr fitted up our saioon la ÄJ«* • la*» we aoticll a liberal share •*( p»rn*uagr. Portland HonsoMtiic Pharmacy, 51 Wohingtos It Portland. Oregon Dealer in Hoin.«opalhie Medicines f<i Physician* and f-'arnili«*. I Literature. Phjwirians' Suppl Medicine Cases ami 14* h » k «. Sundries and Fancy Good*. < hir Madkdne Case, with d containintf twelve remedies, ought to hr in every housrhold for eavergenry. Semler’a Specific Rrrnrdie» for all women ailments. Send for our Family llomo-opathie Assistant. rontaininK use ful notes on HoUMropathir treatment »nd pee r list of Medicine*, ( am ** amt B mk». Mail order» a specialty. Satisfaction K’laranteed. Address. DR PAI L J. A. SEMLER. P. O. hei Portland. Or. .ler- There is & recklessness about a Jer sey cyclone which at once appeal*» to the sensibilities of fhe uninitiated. Dür ing the prevalence of one of th ft lung- teasers, which visit»»«! our town with- out license or the service« of an ad- vanee agent, 1 occupied a position where an uninterrupted view of the proceeding« could be maintained, as a I i thought, without being crowded, or as sailed by the peanut-shucks from the gallery. I had read the prognoatica- tionsof weather prophets from time to time, and waited patiently for a rar»» opportunity to occur, by which 1 could visit Jcrny and gathc” in a few shares of one of her boss cyclones. T his species of entertainment always finds more patronage outside the home circle than within It is a malignant type of the outside show, which is bv far wilder than tin wildest wild West show that was ever blown across tin* area of our territory with a long-haired leader. The average out-of-door per ennial show, which comes identified with emblazoned fence-posters, can usually be • run off ' under a canvas covering something mor«» than an acre of corn-tield; but you couldn’t crowd the after-attraction of one of these March visitors into ten times that a mown t of space. Free shows always draw better than those which charge an entrance-admission. This is why the Jersey cyclone has been so success ful of late. I have boon saved the pain and dis honor of a law-suit with my hay-seed neighbor by a means which I know Providence alone ordained specially to serve my purpose. This man had con cluded last haying-time to economize space by building a hay-rick against mv house in such a wav as to obscure the light from the best window I owned While 1 w is on my way to consult a lawyer about the matter, I saw the sky lakingon an olive-green tint; then the dust rose up, «qiurnmd about for a while, and tried to settle down again. So did I try to settle down, but the Cv- clonc caught and thing me again«! a rail-fence with great playfulness and I had scarcely become disentangled from the rails when I saw mv neighbor's hay-rick -ailing like a balloon above me, and. notwithstanding mv devotion to gathering up my lost energies, I watched the great cone-shaped mass wending its way aero«« the inky hori zon and became happy. I hoard, sev eral day« later, that it was still travel ing in a south-easterly direction. There is another eccentricity about the Jersey cyclone: it makes itself it« own confidant. You never know it i« coming: but you may best expect it when “Old Prob’’ denies its approach I have had an experience of eight «lay« with this «t vie of grand uncertainty, ami have been taught to realize that a cyclone is advancing when the sky as sume« a genuine bath-brick line. Thi« is caused by the peculiar tint of the Jersey soil, which, when it rises, gives the sky this strange color. I give von the •’tip” so that you will not think you have struck a phenomenon when von are caught unaware« ami thrown within reach of the burliest bull-dog in town. W: a-herwnmen in our district have hecol me d«*-p.»ml« nt and morosi» of lati «¡nee « the Man li zephv r can strip m<»rc wholi !<» washes from their lines that) twice 0 their number could hang out. This fa never hifanie more painfullv apparent to me than when first advised of a «hirt b. a ring the initial« A. W. M having been found clinging to a cur rant-bush on a farm in an adjoining county. The loss of the shirt was not so bad: but it carried its identity withit. (hir p« t spaniel has not Iwrn home for three day«. 11 wa« last seen buck ing again«t the wind a mile away from our friendly abexle. having been car ried off on the breeze while trying to tr<»v a eat. The « at has also disap peared, and it is belicv(»«l she is still clinging to the blizzard, and afraid to drop off. 1 was to give an » -t ¡mate of how f i -1 the ■\ clone of its lw«t days, cited with the e\| lieforc, I replied. ;mnt: “Seventri Chi« estimate wa* ri-por. the day f< from an auth«»rity I saw sueh an a««« and was compel!« diction ill tile nex that the wind at. t a«-tuallv traveling si-condi When you feel gab* into the trm genuine Jersey < banish from y »ur dices rang’d by tl the Western bliZi Jl for sol vitllit v If yoi spent y patrol, Nil iil«’iel hp iee ii bn «tav at ! the eel aeolian h to you t« ndinu T plendM thing A Jei t > if • t III I V’< I to look f t th rotigli •ai t in r >n Dit. PAI L J. A. SEMI.ER (»RANTS PASS Keep” ’he I ip ’I brand< of The Playful Zephyr» Which Hake a •eyinan'« l ife Worth l iving. I f< of if 1/ I w 1 M I T it L A m < no. n. Nxe's Opinion ot an HUNTING AN HEIRESS. A SPIDER SHOWER. tii»i«n< an«l! It«* nt *i kaltl«» A Highly Instructive Science. A DIGNIFIED COURT. % < «»«mtrv W 1 4 M .t«l Très» .ln«i|{e< willi l(»--|>«‘ rl. •*W.* will stop Ink ng t» nonv for • t J t Dak«» la j-"'..... . t«*n mi th«- p< re, removing his <•« »at “during I th«* attor-1 wliii'h t m<* the court Ul«» c< Hl- t able, will I ’i. \ for ■ ■ 1 -mall boy* 1 please «•m«»v«* the cha a« wo ir«»po-«* to lam him loV vu on th«* I Whi'n al floor a Iwrtit twenty tun«-*. •square-1 law v«*r refers to this f ■ irt i d«-««*rt ’ •i «ag« lien «»i n 1 oil,rht l»v tr>l ac< ii -«>. it of havir tli«* pr< M*eution for t wa> «!« »Ila r. and » half, he wiB find that this I idi liai I hm I v « l«m«! d for game «.timi on Iv in tl»' g ,it lumen. ’all tini • r. | We l' ,|.O- to lar-.- »«•neh, ai <1 will do this her t horn iron, dai it if we And if Wf ““.do and it atom* we intend to invok e t Ira |H>w< r of th«' 1 nite«! State* a ml gw 1 a< k“l up by the Supreme Cf urt a m! n-ffiilar I army. If th.- att-.rm y b* the «teicnse Mas anv frie nds in the room th *y will I m * riven :i n oiHH»rtiinitv to » 1A1 ie hand« I a ¡th hii n ami tak«? at »y instru riions h<* I sb to **. nd to hin I. III) dy. The en will plea.*« form a ring and wc wou Id direct the ?«*n*ta b|r to pul! o bite Tak'* v o«ir position f« >r the »•irt is a- f D. T.i /h (TWA ng x*«æh US« tls town On« 1 r< »ses. A 1-M’i no adrmre “cn h»onn«*t was sent her from New York a« might through the mail. Un< 5.. I ms f xr>«*< <r«l. and. *at down on it «/ou/ ft Àie A U. What « W'tuewseil in NrpU-uibrr. 1875. This ndme is from two Greek words, which signify “arrangement” and 'skin," so that the ancient Greeks no doubt rega.dci! taxidermy as the origin al *kin-game oilLut ¡>eriod. 'taxidermy did not flourish in America prior to the year I*».»«. At that time an Englishman named Scudder established a museum ami general repository for upholstered beasts. >im v then the art ha« advanced quite rapidly. To properly taxiderm require« a line taMc and a close study of the sub ject itself in life, akin to the require meats necessary in order to surcetal a- a sculptor. I have seen taxidernied animals that would not fool any laxly. 1 recall nt this time especially a mountain lion, »luffed after death by u pirtv who had not made this mattra a subject of close study. This lion was represented in a crouching attitude, with o | m » u jaw- and red gums. As time pa««ed on and year succeeded year, this lion continued to crouch. Hi« tail became loss rampant and drooped like a hired man on a ho! day. llis gums became less tierv red. and his reddish skin hungover his lame« in a loose and distraught manner, bk» an old buffalo robe thrown over the knees of a vinegary old maid. Spider- spun their webs across his dull, white fangs. Mice made their ne«ts in hi« abd.nninal cavity. His glass eye be came hopelessly strabimu«vd, and the moth« left him bald-headed on the stomach. He was a sad commentary on tin» extremely transitory nature of all tilings terrestrial and the hollowness of the stuffed beast. 1 also had a st titled bird for a long lime, yvlm ii showed the cunning of the *t ii tier to a great degree. It afforded me a great 'leal of unalloyed pleasure, because I liked to get ol»l hunters to look at it and tell me what kind of a bird it yvas. They did not gem rally agree. A bitter ami acrimonious tight grew out of a discussion in relation to thi« bud. A man from Vinegar Hill named Lyon«, ami a party called Soiled Murphy (since deceased) were in m\ ofin e one morning Mr. Lyons a« a witness, ami Mr. Murphy in his groat -hecialty as n drunk and disorderly. \\ e had just disposed of the ca«e, ami I had just -t<‘pped down from tin» bench, intending to take off the judicial ermine and put some more coal in the stove, when the attention of Soiled Murphy w:is attracted to tin* bird. Ho alloyved that it w.m a common “hell-diver with i n abnormal head. ’ while Lyons claimed that it wa« a kingfisher. I he bird had a duck « body, the head of a common eagle, ami the feet of a «tge hen. These part* had lM»«»n ad justed wltl and the tail Io id ed with lead somehow, so that the po\v. rful head would not ti, the bin! up bidiiml. With this rara avis, to use a foreign t«-rm. I loved to amuse and in struct old hunters who had been hunting all their live« for a free drink, and heat them tell how they had killed hundred* of these bijrd« over on the I’oudre in an early day, or over m‘ai’ Ell. Mountain whi n the country was new. So Lyon« claimed that he ha<l killed million« of these fowl«, and Soiled Murphy, who was know n a« the tomato can savant of that country, said that be fore the Union Pacific railroad got into that section, the bird« «warmed around Hutton’s lakes and livid on horned toads. The feeling got more and more parti- - in. till Mr Lvoiisinade a pa-- at Soiled Murphv w ith a large red rii-padore that li.nl be« n pre*(*ntrd to me by Valentine Baker, a dealer in abandoned furniture ami mine*. Mr. Murphy then welt<»d Lyons over the head with the judicial scale«. He then adriot.v eaught a lump of bituminous coal w ith hi« countenance ami fell to the floor with a low cry of pain. 1 ealbal in an outsidi* party a* a witness, and in the afternoon both iu< n wef- convicted of a--ault ami battery. Soiled Murphy a-ked for a change of venue on the ground that | was prejudiced. I told him that I did not allow any tiling wha'tver to prejudice me, ami went on with the ra«i*. This great taxhlermic ma-terpa•<»<» led to another assault afterward, all ot which proved remunerative in a small I M ' dm I that th bird wa- a part of the perqm«itf»s of th | ollie«», and so I ha<l to turn if over will- the d<. k<t. I al-o had a «Biffed wruel from <'urn mins ( ity that alli\u !e«l a great deal <• attention, both in this country ami in Europ«*. It look«.I some like a wea«< I ami some like an equestrian «au-ag« with hair on it. A. E. /. On the morning of the showei there had bem some electrical disturbante. There had be«*n one tomi peal of thun der but no rain. About ten a. m. 1 no ticed small spider* running over mv cont-sleevrs, and had to bru-h off sev eral trails of go«*amer-web. Looking round. I found that brick yvall*. houses, branches of trees, etc., had thr«e webs dangling from them, and that other gossamer-yveb« were continually falling from above, and adding to the accumu lation. By ninhlay. a long fence wa- fr-t«KHied from point to point of its tri angular railtops with a ribbon-like lad der of go-samer: ami this wa« groyving broader and broader as the tiny crea tures kept running along this ladder, each increasing the breadth by adding t« own contribution of another silken thread. All along this ladder the little -trangers were running in an excited and hurried manner, as if they had lost their way. and got into a .strange coun try Some, in traveling over their im prov iaed road, made mistake'-, and got mto bordering webs of the gardvu dvrs, where they were sj»cedily de- v ou red. About one p m the cloud- cLAred oft, the sun shorn* out. and I noticed that some ot the spiders had begun to rr-ascend into the atmosphere, Fixing my ey« « upon one of them I observed that a« it left the go«-amer pathway, it selected a clean spot on the iron railing and gathering its limb« closelj together it projected from its spinnerets several threads which expanded outward«, ami -tretehed upward from nine to twelve nehvs. T hen this parachute seemed to -how a buoyant tendency, and suddenly ¡he tiny creature left hold of the iron rail, <>r was lifted off it. and quickly “vanished into thin air.” Possibly the real home of gossamer -paler* may be n the blue ether, where a the wonder ful eeoiiomy of nature they may have their appointed work to do. (>i it may b«» that the.-e l.il’putian roamer- through «pace, like the migratory birds, have • heir appointed periods for going in one lirection and returning in another. Who knows? 11 e only who iiHi.le (Irani mil uh , hik I w I iom - orilnint <1 iiiiiii.ti'r. ire. humanly »peaking, infinite in their number and variety. C/ hiik I>< ! s Juur- ¡al. CURIOUS NAMES. I'll«» I'retly KoniHii«'«» < oiH-«*riiiiig (be Qtt«»«*re»t of I I ii iii . West» dnsfer Abbey is dead. I knew dm w< as a thrifty business man, and for many years he yvas at th«» head ol ihe firm of Abbey A- Freeman. I al ways wondered yvhy his parents gave him such a name, but perhaps they had icard of Westminster Abbey a a place >f fame, and therefore deiermiqed t<> give their child immediate distinction, it is difficult to imagine why parent- nake such ridiculous I selection« Pre «erved Fish, for instance. This man \as a very suece-sful merchant, and founded the i opulent house of Fish, ¡riunell «Vt Co., at pre-cut Grinnell, Minturn A* Co. An ingcni<m.s fiction ays he yvas a babe cast on the bench by In* yvaves that hrok«1 over a wr« < k. and iis rescuers named him in memory ot hi« event. All noii-cn-<*! lie cam from New Bedford (yvherc tin- family i- well knoyvn) in company with th«» (¡rm iiclls, and they established them-elyc- i«-re in trade. Some other odd name- ire found among our old families, and I mention “Keturn Jonathan Meigs” a- me instanc«* in yvliirh the oddity may be ■xplnined. Jonathan M«'ig- was a ('onncct i< ut y out h who eoiiited a gill with such little succi'ss that he d«'tcr mined to make a final effort. :tnd tln n. f refused, to finally withdraw. Aceord- ngly he railed on th«* hard-hearted fail me, and bring again rrfu-ed In* took ii- d«*partiire, but before he got out of tin* house hr heard tin» <,x«,laiiintion Keturn Jonathan!” The youth re ,iirnc«l. and fouml th«» hard heart h id suddenly brrom»' temlrr: tin fair one nderd, had rhangt'd her mind with that rapidity which is tin» privilege of th«' -ex. rin'V were married, ami ns a very natural r« -ult tin* first boy that bl< -<•<! tin happy union wa* named in hon«»r of hat riTtiral tinn* in their courtship • b turn Jonathan M» ig- b< < am«' a man »f -«mi«* «listinrt iou. ami h«*hl th«» otlirt* of I’o-tinn-ti i (trneral under Monro«* - ad u nistrati«»n. I may add that Howland Fish, <wi«hi«*r of fhe First National Bank »f JohnsontoW'ii, ha« the ri'i t iln alr of 11•pomtiiH'iit of bi- gi amlf.ii In i .i- p t ma-ter of that place in 1816, -ign» «l by ILturn Jonathan M«ig-. Po-tina-hi Urioral. A. ) ('«>/•_ 7’roy 'I iih < . Valuable Astronomical Invention. 1 nine < < or fivr men ei usual « tl.. io «O .d doll« I w at ht tw. tened rith M man r. f I At the •’ I i.grd 'W4'. •*!. time •y ha / NO. 8, story «»( a l*tlgrimag«■ Ural Which K«a<i« EXPENSIVE SPORT. I lk«- Coii-i<lrrable speculative conversa tion ha- recently tw»en caused ill Nor folk by the visit to Wells-next-thc Sea, in that county, of an American gentle man. He stated that his name was Jackson and that he was the s«*nior partner of a large mining company m ar the Nc\a la Mountain-; that he arrived in England last week, ami at om*< went to Wells - next-the-Sca. His ui-siou is «»xnlained in the follow ing narrativ« t<>Ll a ..-ptnUa. “I have lived in California all my life, and have never before b<*en out of the country. About *«*ven years ago, in tire -trects of San Francisco. I -aw a poor, dejected, miserable-looking lad lying on a door-«tep. I spoke to him. and his manner and appearance excited mv intcre-t and curiosity. 1 made in quiries ;us to his pa-l history, am! found that his naim* w.«s Ernest Overton, that It«« ran away from his home in Norfolk: he hail also abandoned the -hi}» in which he crossed the Atlantic, and wa.« utterly destitute and wanted work. I took him with mv to work in our mines, and a more quirk ami in telligent fellow I never «aw. He got on wonderfully well, ami after a bit, with my assistance, he became the proprietor of about six thousand aer«*s of cattle ranch, and hn«l at least five humlrrd head of cattle. He had re cently added to his possession« an other plot, ami while I was gone to the record office to record his claim an altercation t«»ok place t»cl w cen Uy erton ami some desperado »'out that very -|»«»t. (Ivertoii declared that it was his, while the desperado swore he had rcconle«! his claim to it soim* time ince. A severe altercation ensued and Overton was ba«lly shot in the neck. 'Twoday« afterward he «!:<*«! \\ In n living lie earn «tlv vntr *at«*«l im* to go to Englaml and inform his rela tives <»f all that occurred, ami endeavor to get them possession of his pr«q»efty. \ll that I could learn yvas that they Ih rd near Wrlls-iiext-thr-Sra, Norfolk. En gland. I promised him 1 yvould do what hr n«Ked, and this is the onlv ob ject of mv present visit to England.” Mr Jackson, on arriving at Wells, it once made inquiries of the parish clerk as io Overton s family. Not be ug able to obtain any information from ih«* register. Im stayed at tin* Railway Hotel on«* night, and several persons in tin* room gave him such information a- O | LargrhaiH, Saxlingham ami villages in tin* neighborhood. Next day he hired a pony ami ear to visitthe surrounding villages. He wa« gone two day«, hav- ug called at ail tlm villag«*« cn rout«» o Holt, and after numerous fruitless nqiiiri«*« he Niicet»<*«l«»d in finding a sis- »«•!• of Erne-t Overton at Saxtli<»rpe. I’M« yva- th«» only r«*lative who appeared lo be living. 11«’ pro«luc»»«l a plioto- ■r iph of Overton yvliirh the girl mime I lately recognized as that of her brother . The girl appeared to be fully’ «atislied that the yvliole affair was gen- line, and returned to Well« with Jack ’■•n. Aft» r staying a f«*w hour« al the Railroad Hotel, they proc«'cded l»v train ruin Wells to Livm pool, wlu‘1’«' tln*v in tended to take th«* m*xt -teann r for \mci ica. The romliirt of Jackson yvas hat <»f •% gentleman, lb* paid every »ody yvell for their trouble, ami. from di nppenranr«*,«, had a really genuine *ase. l.uHtbm Xciv.s, STRAWBERRIES. vVli.v They Nhoiihl II«* l’lsnl»«l tlu* Spriiig. How an Iioi<»«'«*ni Igrlealturlart*«« Wife ln- rrraK«*« Her Pin-H«»u*j> ■■Oi-caxionally a mighty Nimrod Iron’, the city coiue« out to liunt (fame in my ■i<>ighlH>rlira><i."..ai<i n<irocnti.'lil farmer. “A few day. ayo I «aw a swell of a chap wlging up through my sugar bu.h to the wheat field He had on long-legged I hh H s . ami was toggled ami belted and 'ii appe,! out in regular hunter fashion, lie looked just too purty for any thing. He carried a darling of a gun, aJid he went .lodging around as if he expected to start up a Bengal tiger from behind every stump. I took a short cut to the barn ami turned the old peacock loose. The old bird underatood what was »anted of him. He pulled down his ••ye at me and started for the back lots. I followed down along the fence, and pretty soon I saw that swell hunter break cioer from the woods. He was alter quail, and he soon sighted t he pea cock. Tha bird had his tail fanned out and liis head up, and could lie seen half i mile away. Nimrod got his gun off his shoulder and began to creep up, and by and by he blazeil away. I saw the whole charge of shot tear into the ground i arils away from the old liird, -Hit he knew his business. Down he tell, wings and legs flopping, andprettr MHin Ira expired. The young man with the darling of a gun re.whed him about llie same time I did. Beautiful shot,’ says he. ••■I rei-Kon,' aays I, ‘but what arc you huntlngf” •••Grouse.’ says he, ‘and this is the finest one I ever saw.’ “•«¡rouse, you numbskull, but you have killed my peacock!’ " W ei;, the usual results follow. .!. Ilis chin began to quiver, the cold sweat ‘tarteil out, and he w anted to know how much I would tako to I, t him off. I «ent him to the house to see the old woman. She has got a wav of wiping her eyes and choking her voice over the tenth of that peacock which always irings in five dollars extra. She let -Ills young swell off for ten dollars, which is lira usual price, mid as he -tinted don n the highway for Detroit the old bird got up and inarched back to the barn with achttekle that set every lien to laughing. That's five times we’ve played it on the swell Nimrod« within six months, and I < xpect mole fun this summer than a horse can draw.”- Detroit Free Preet. ACCOMOD a I iNQ. % rroN|»<H*tlv«t Mon-ln-Law Who I* WIIII hk to l>o Mo»t Any Thing. Solomon Isaac is afyoung Jewish mer chant of Austin, who, however, doe« not care much for business. Hu is en gaged to one of the Schaumburg girls. Mose Schaumburg, his prospective father-in law, is very othodox, while his .oti-iu-law is what is called a reformed Isrelile, that is, he d esn’t believe in any thing. • Solomon,” said Mose, "I gives dot liaeiiel terventy tousand toilers veil you van married, but ven you bromlses me to close uji your store dot Chewish Sali- Imlli on. 1 gives dot Rachel thirty tou- smid tollara,” Solomon was silent for a moment and then lie said to bis prospective father- in-lnw: "I dells you vat. You gin1« dot Kaifiiel lifly tousmid toiler« and I don t open mv «tore no more at all, at all, 1 »boost dukes it easy.”— Texae Sifting». -♦ • It Is So Different Now. I ally In Mrs. tk*h<Hippe um tedt wan reading the |»a|»«*r the other evening’, when ail of a -> ii < l<l«*n n H o bnrftt out crying. “Well, well, well!’* exclaim«*’! S< h«>«q>- l»«*ii-t«»<lt, p«‘tulandy, “What’s th«* matter now ••Oh, <1 -J-dear,” »obb«*«l Mi«. N., tu multuously, “th-thera’s nn artlrl«» in th«* p-|>Hp«*r here (sob) th-that says a <> gi i'tiiaii chemist has (sob) «l-»li-«»ov- «•r« «l an e ¿tract from (sob) c-c-eoal-tar that is (sob) 2«5O t-timvM swreh’r than sb -h -iigar!’’ and the g«Nxl la«lv al most w«’iit into hyat«*rics with gri»*f. ••W«*ll,” said S<»h<H»p|H*iiMt«*<lt, sar- <*asti<*ally, “I don’t see any thing in that statement that is iMJculiarly liable to rxeite f«*iiiininc emotion.” “No, il-dear,” returm*«! Mrs. Seho«q>- |»t*ii-t«*«lt, trying to ealm herself a little. •b-l»ut it d-«lid so remind hi «* (-«»1») of tin* w way you use«! tot-talk (««>1») 1» !»•• for«* w were in-married.”- •hfurual, --------- S giii «» |H ople r«*romm»*nd planting In May and June, and others in Svptem- n*r ami October; «'ach practice ha« its idheretils, and while they an* settling vliicli is best we will prepare our ground bv dc«q» trenching ami a lib«*ral rc«sing from the compost h«*ap, and In'll w will tel! them til ¡1 til«' best iiuc for planting tlm strawberry is a« -»on as you can get the frost out of the rotiml in the spring, if plant«*«! in • •pt«*inb«*r an«l ()ctol>«*r. more than >m half of the young plants are thr«»Wli mt ami d«*stroy«*<! by frost, ami if »la’il« d in May ami June, the hot, dry \ < I I k » i • -Hiiing on bef«»i «‘ tin y liaVe ot a |»e!iiiam‘nt hold of tin* soil lirivids iu«»re than half of tln*m up, I »ut when planted Iwfor«* the -un ha« 'in li power, ami while then* is plenty •I iii'»ist urn in tlm ground, ami geimr.illy i liberal Hllowance, of -how«'!-, they A Prudent Father. oiiiim nci* with the season ami m»v«ir There Is a village not quit«» one bun- » back. Fhe ,*trawb«*rry should be tw<» fret (part bi'tw'eeii til«* dretl miles from Boston which contains row«, uml about «*ight inches between a niiiii*t«’r whois, noted for th«’ number Im plant-: the-»«*, tlm fear after plant- of marriages of minors consul»»mate«! n w II giv«t an abmnlan’ «lining his pastorate. Mini-ters who bdd, and in spring shoul«l !>e to|>- lr«-.««l with a mixture from for the ake of a petty f«»<* will riithl«*s«ly <l«’«troy the happiness of two homes by In- «*onipost heap and rat her mor«* than their “n<>-<pi«’Mtion-n«k«s|” iM»li<*y, oii^lit i.ilf •! ■» ay cd barnyard manure. Flic to b«» l«H*kf»«l un as dangerous in**m!>ers • »mpo«t ami tin* decay«*«! parts of the of ««wiety. With two children Mrarerly iianure will feed tlm plant«, and tlu* out of their grammar -» ho«d likeh to itcrx parts of the manure drying will fancy that they love each oth«*r. ami a i«»t only m t ;*s a mulch by keeping tlm minister «»f thi- kind within fifteen mil«»«, un fi ea drying tin* groiiml, but will no home is sal«« from th«*««* <*lamlc«tin«* ilso ke«p tlm fruit and tb»w« r- clean marriages, and parents, to pr«»t«*et their luring heavy rain. When th«' fruit homes, would «io welltodo a« th«» fath«*r «•a«on is over, this !<»ng stuff ran be of a **-|>o ny ’ young son did recently. ak«*d off’ ami cart«*«! w ith other ganlcn 11« lih 'l the correct ag«*s of his «on and • tn • t« I’n Im ip ami tlm i • -* - 4 th- hi« intemb’d with th«* town r«*gistrar« f'lrsad in. IL- p.mt and n -id« nt clergymen within a radius ¡-•ourasp*«! to mak«» go«»d strong of ten miles, ami warned them that th«» towns f«»r next year’s fruiting. If tlm marriage wouhl b«« illegal Iweaine his vratlmr is very dry «luring Jun«*, w hen «on wa« a minor. TrwtUrr. Im -t it wb«rri«*s are coining into lower, give copiowi waterings; far I he parent or teacher may corn* » tt«*r h ave it alcm- than half <l*> it, < el if tint ground gets two or tlrr« « maml, or exhort, or restrain, or advise n th»» wise«t way: but if th«* constant X« mh ! rt«Melings th«» top-«!reusing will I »ntiiience «>f (*ompanionship, or Isxiks, p it niolat most through the fruiting I or <M*ciipations, or amusements work in < «»n Every thin! year, in-t« :vl of th«* opposite direction, it will be 1. bor zg ug the plant up an«! plaiitm an- «ti» r. train trie runners into the middle thrown away. The rule« of grammar, b iw« « H the rows ami )>«*g them «lowir learneti w*r so thoroughly, will never With l.ls-ral top-dr«*-sing we have eoiint«»ra< t tint effect or constant aseoci- u tlm soil, here will I m - jt»»t th«* I ition with those who B|M*ak incorrectly, for a rmw be«l, an«! as soon a- tlm nor will the most as«idu«His exhortation »'mg |»la.’its can d«> without th»*ii «gainst frivolity avail any thing against L rmg mother the ol«l ones can !>• I ’Ii«’ general ton«« of frivolous jmx * ty. — it «»ff .uni «-arte«! to the heap afor« *aid, I A - •oil!«’ of the «lecaye«! parts «4 tin* heap I A justice of the peace in Sonoma igl’t bimk in tn«*ir pla«*e ami «Ing in. Uoiintv. < al . fined a ooy t|IO for snuot- -nd by th« fall we will have a ff«»ui sli I •”g a •)«•?. i'h«* boy’s fattier appeared -ig I h »1 of tine, strong crowns that will «ml a«ke<! f«»r a re«lm tion of the amount, «i« .d a splcndi«! crop tnecoming season pi lining that he had ««Himflv thrashed \ r| this rnay r«?peat«<! even thir«! the Ixiy. The justice <*onsi«ierat«*lv re- .•ear. renewing the ground ami plant- I i-i« «'d th* tin«» to $7.00, thus cstaMiahh in tl»«* «ame manner. Thia is a way of I ng the legal value <»f a whipping in »y 'U. F k A • 1 Sonoma County at ♦‘J 6u.