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About Harney valley items. (Burns, Grant County, Or.) 188?-19?? | View Entire Issue (Nov. 29, 1902)
RUTS Huvo you ever nolic.tl this? A bad marriage is like a gal vanic battery—it makes you dance, A mm buys a horse of a stranger. It turns out that the man who mid but you can’t let go. the horse hud stolen it. The i rightful owner of th«» horse comes 1 IlC Walking1 sick, wh.'lt He put his arm around her waist proves the property and a crowd of them there are: andthecolor left her cheek: but along, takes the animal. The poor man Persons who arc thin and u»'on the ¥,"nil,ler °f hi» coat it ha» no recourse. Again: A man weak but not sick e nough ’•howed up for a week buys a note from a stranger. It to go to bed. turns out that the note was obtain- An eastern widow of great wealth "Chronic cases” that's offer«'d $200.C(Hl for an aceeptible t*«t by stealth or fiaud. The m «n what the doctors call them, husband. Wo come high but lh«' who made the note eom-s along He is compelle I to par the note on which in common English girls must have us. the ground it is in the hands of an mcans—long sick ncss. innocent purchaser- \\ by tin* dif To stop the continued Senator II 11 of New York, now ft rence? Wes not ille man w ho h>ss of flesh they nee< 52 years old. has been in polities bougnt the horse an innocent pur- "5years, held office more than half chaser too? Strange, isn’t it? Scott’s Emulsion. 1 or th« that time, has never taken a drink, feeling of weakness they smoked a cigar or kissed a woman. An "old subscriber” tells the need Scott’s Emulsion. And yet he has presidential asnira Portlai.d Journal it is no wonder It makes new fesh and tions. I gambling is (ho chief industry of gives new life to the weak that city. He relates how the A San Francisco .rabbi gives n town was named through a gamble., system. of Two land proprietors, one origin Scotts Emulsion gets new interpolation of the design of American flag. To an audienco thin and weak persons out immigrants, largely Russians, the ally from Boston, the other from Portlarul. Maine, e.teh contend «1 of the rut. It makes new. other day he said: "Do yon for a name for tho embryo city in rich blood, strengthens the know why stars and stripes arc honor of hi.« own town They flip nerves and gives appetite in the flag? I will tell you why. ped a coin and Portland won. They show that America has stars for ordinary food. for those who behav«' themselves Oregonian and Items, $2.00 Scott s Emulsion can be and stripes for those who do not." Liken as long as sickness lasts and do good all the lime. l'hcre’s new strength and flesh in even* dose. We will be glad to send you a few doses free. I'.« < - * t’nt t’ i pR-v.rc i I t' ■ : « l 4 it.* \V-T . L\>ît.c VÎ Ettiul-twU ' • .. SCOTT HOW.NE, Chemists. 400 Pearl St., N. 50c. and $11 a!! drugjija. A WORTHY SUCCESSOR “Something New l nder the Sun.’ ------ All doctor« have tried to cure CATARRH by the use of powders, acid ga.«e«. inhalers and drugs in paste form. Their powders dry up the mucuou.« membranes causing them to crack open ami bleed. The ]mwerful acids u«ed in the inhalers have ei'tir< lv eaten away the same membranes that their makers.have aimed to kctire. while pastes and ointments cannot reach the disease An old ami experienced practioner who has for many years made a close study and specialty of the treatment <>f CATARRH, has at l ist perfected a Treatment which when faithfully used, not only re lieves at once, but permanently cures CATARRH, by removing th“ i ause. stopping the discharges, and «-uring all inflammation. It is the only remedy known to science that actually reaches the afflicted part« (his wonderful remedy is known as "SNI FFLES the CI ARAN TEED CATARRH Cl RE,” and is Hold at the extremely low price of One Dollar, each package contait- ing internal and external medicine sutli'-ient for a full month's treat ment and «".'eri thing nec*.B.-uiy b> its |M'rfeet use. "SNl FFI.ES" is the only per fect ( ATARRII Cl’RE ever made and is now recognized as the only safe ami positive cure for that an- nuvirg and disgusting d;«r.««e. Tt cure« ai. iiitlam.'ition qiticklv and permanently and is also wonder fully quick toreiiev. hayfever or ('< *1.1 > in t he 11 E A 1*. < 'ATA R II H when negb eted often J.-uds to (;oNS I Ml’TIi)N —‘SNUF FEES" will save you if you use it nt niii'e. It is no ordinary reinedv, but a complete treatment which is pHsi.ively guar int<*e<l to cure CAl'ARRH in any form nr st age if used according to the directions which H'-company em-h package i... i__ Don’t delay but send for it at once and w rite full p irtieulars as to «"iir condition, and you will re ceive H|»ecial advice from the dis coverer of this wonderful remedy regarding vour c is«' without, co«t to vou beyond the regular price <>f "SM’FH.ES” th<. "CIARAN TEED ( ATARRII CL’RE.” Sent prepaid to any address ii. the I’nit'd States or Cauada on re v-ipt o! (inc Dollar. Address Dept lll'l EDWIN B GILES A- COM PANY. 2’1 .’Iti and 2312 Market Street, I’ll iladel phla. Stop tile Cough ami Work oil* the Cold. Dr. R D. Burrow, who for the past tvu or three years has been located nt Roseburg, arrived in Burns last Saturday and will lo cate here permanently Dr Bnr- row come.« highly recomn.et «!• d a.« a physician ami i« a very pleissnt gentleman to meet. His office is at present at the Burns Hotel rooms 1 and 2. Call« answered at any hour of the day or night. Jorgensen is still to the front with low prices. Call and st e it is line of watches, clocks, jewelry, stationery, etc. WOOD.—(linai Juniper wo I for saie iti any «{Uaiititv. I’m •■- going up Call on W. E. Huston in th.«' Dt.rktieimer building. For a bilious a'tcck take Cham berlain’s Stomach ai d Liver Tab lets and a quick cure is certain Mr. I>. P. Daugherty, well known For sale by H. M. Horton, Burns; throughout Mercer and Summer Fred Haines, Harney. counties, W. Va.. mc6t likely owes his life to the kindnessot a neigh- WAGONS! WAGONS! bor’ »‘’’ras almost hopelessly af- We will sell vou a Mitchell, ili< ted with diarrhoea ; was attend- Rushford or Webber Farm Ikd ed bv two physicians who gave nirn Wagon ; little, if anv. relief, when a neigh .’H Steel Skein $85.C0 bor learning of his serious xtondi- 90.00 3J ♦ » tion. brought him a bottle of Cham- >• ,, ,, 10500 berlain’s Colic, Cho!»-ra and Diar- Send your orders to us, O. C. Co. rhoea Remedy, which cured him in lc«s ti.an twentv-fonr hours, For sale by H. M. Horton, Burns; Ered Haines, Harney. The Chicago Weekly Inter Ocean is the only weekly newspaper i>ub lished in Chicago in connection with tie great daily paper*. it contains a judiciously selected summary of the news of the nation and world the best stories, hon e, farm, woman’s, and other special departments, arid fair, patriotic, able ed.torials. written from a Re publican viewpoint. Jt is by far the best ge .oral newspaper of the Western Stat. -. Th" regular price foi the We.-kly Inter Ocean is $1.00 and for the Harnev Valley Items $1 50, but subscriptions will lie re ceived at this cilice for the two papers in combination for one tear for only 11.50. A I.’emarkable Rreoni. Chamberlain's Coi.'gb Remedy has a remarkable record. It has le-en in u®e for over thirty years, during which time n.anv million battle.» have been .« id and used. It ha« long been the standard ami main reliance ir» the treatment of croup in thousands of hon.es, yet during all thi« tiene no ca-e has ever Ix-en reported to the manufact urers in which it failed to effect a cur«' w, as soon uh the child becomes hoarse er «ven a- soon as the croupy cough appear», it will prevent the attack. It is r___ _ pleasant to take, many children jifc,. it. j ___ It contains no opium or other harmful eubstane.'- and may be given as confidenilv to a baby as to an m’ult. For sale bv IL M. Horton, Burns; Fred Haines, Har ney. Ongoniun ami I ten h . His Life Savi d by Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. ‘*B. L. Byer, a well known cooper of this town, say« he b» liev« « CLani- berla’ti’fc Colic, Cholera and i>iur thoea Remedy sav'd his life last summer. lie had been Hick for a month witii what the doctors call bilious dysentery, anil could get nothing to do him any goo«l until tie tri"! this remedy. It gave him immediate relief,” says B.T. Little, im rehant, Hancock. Md. For sab by 11. M. Horton. Burns; Fr» <1 Haines, Harnev. \u Ingenious Treatment bv which Drnukaids me living Cured Dully in Spite of Tbcnut’lves. Xn Notions Doses. No Wmktnlnc of the Xci vvs. A Pleasant anti I’osb live Cure for the Liquor Habit. It is now generally known and understood that Drunkeuess isndi- sense and not we.'ikn >s. .-\ body till ed with | oison, ami norv«•»complete Iv shattered by periodical or con stant u-e of intoxicating liquors, re quires an untidote vapa> le of lieu- tralizini uml eradicating tin» poison ami destroying the craving for in- toxicants. Sufferers mav new cure themselves at home without pub licity or los* of time from I u«ine«s bv this wonderful‘‘HoME COLD Cl'RE which has bt« n perfected after many years of close study and t'reatment of inebriates. The faithful use according to directions of this wonderful disimvery is positively guaraiit»ed t > cure the most id t«i* mite ease, no mat or how hard a drinker Our record« «how thumar- Vflous transformation of thousands of Drunkards into sober industri ous and upright men. WIVES (I RE YOVR Ill’S HANDS'! CHILDREN (IRK YOCR FATHERSHThi- remedy is in no sense n tioHtruni but is a spv eific for this disease only, and is hi skidfullv d< vised and prepared i tin' It is h •• ilghly Foluhle nd ph' in ani t ' tile taste, su that it . an is- giv. t: i' a cup of tea or cnfTi'• with- '.'it il e kiowl'-ige of the person takii I' Thou.-ands of Drunkards haw eurtd themselve« with this priceless n m«*«ly,and ns many mor»' have I hcii cured and imide temper ai«' men bv havingthe "CrRE ’ ml u inialc-ed by lovn g friri d- i'»»d relativi - with it their kn iwlely in eoffee or ten, and I elieve today thut they di'- on'.inii' ! drinking of their I'ivn five w ill. DO No T W A IT I i ' ; mis'eadit.g “improvement" Drive out th" di-i n •• at one and for nil trnie. I In 'HOM F. GOLD < I’llE’ i» .«old at the extrcrnely low pi ice of One Pollar, thus placing within reach oft very body a tr -iitiiiont more effectual th in oil.' r« costing 25 to •?5<) Full d re "imns accompany inch package Spt.'j.il advice by skill' d phvsie iins win n rcqtn «ted without extra charge. Si n» pr< paid to any part of th*' world on receipt ot One Doll ir Xddrcss J)ept H-B'l. EDWIN B.G1LES COMPANY. 253O and 2-kl2 Market Stu ct, Phil adelphia All < orrc::| ond'rice strictly con fidential. ‘ \ * \ I - :. tn ! stc. r nera OH. K ic •: the d. rnp, ! ' «.pwihik-th« cr • «>;t. t d pii- r.b.c. Siitcbcs C.'» not L"^k. \\ Eo ro**;’. »ur ia« Vf c'.-l3 tr.Jcu:. E’.s tutm un cr’/ bxr. : Ke new w* :.rs tv.'j«.e as i ;Dgi>y (be ■ « of 1- reka Hurncii O»! \ « To any "in- ei ding uh $1 fiO, one year« »ubseription to the ItK.MH, we will mail ill«' Chicago Weekly Intvi (» cvhii one y« nr free. <>r tn any one sending tin throe cn«h »uliHcription for the two paper wo will give u yrur'a »ulwription to each pA|*er fro«1, or The OREGONIAN and ITEMS, one Year, lor 22.00. I For Winter Reading vou cannot find n more liberal offer. If liny of the ubove, however, do not strike you hh w|»nl vou want, write us we will give vou a good liberal olubLtng offer with lili\ period '.I publish'd in the I'nilrd Stales Don't put it off N. w is your time Address, The Southern Oregon State Normal School opens Wedm-sdin. Sept« mbrr liiih Full faculty , iuiprov.«1 building; exhaustive ci.urs" of Miidv ; ea'di departm**<n filled bv a specialist Latin nmi economic« ndd'-d lor the benefit of those pr*; aring to t'uch in High Seh oh. hut are optional. $200 in ea«h prut.-.« for excel lenee in oratory and athletics. Expenset. light; eoeia' conditio - ideal Send for catab'gtn). B. F MULKEY, l*re-ident. CLIFFORD THOMAS. S.cr.tury It! 1 J Y '! Ik .e Always Baiati Be«-s th* >■ *» Z 1 oih (II T .î Kid in T a - (I rap Beuget EeXrj .va “‘T" \ O’ Stanti» L tat T O TÎ. X atv . - terj You Ha» Always Bngtt Bkpatw» r—jZ- A FREE *. . xEKN ( v*»nr «» v. »I - scriber •• rt rrv %ul>- I trar. MAI j UJNI ! |i*.iira ; " (UM » , I" I •»». vf«‘ . L.f.M «"».y I id> U'-nu "-nd L»r Irni: . Stvli**b. R” ' ' <l»:« , **' i:i,'’<», t;p f«». lard 0:1 Company «Liu*. I. J’crirct-Fi' ■■ I* • r I i ( Buy n posin’ card nmi send to The New York Tribm e F run i N<vv York Citv, for a free specimen copy. Tin l iibni '• Farmer is a National Illustra ted Agricultural Weekly* for farmers and the r I’nmili''-. and stands at the heatl of the agric'il'ural pre-s. I he price is IlltO pe> year luit it' imi like it you can secure it with «' own u orile local newspaper, 1 he ITEMS, nt a bargain Bolli paper« $1.50. Senti tiiom'y and «iider to The ITEMS. * t7«ryuh » » <;un>— ail sizr «, ■M.de ty • •«»•••eecasaacaacov.oosivouauaaooesa .ae <>«••«••••••> * !•• (fllllcly ’ h irrns. •SLOG —TsiG— MOO: W eekly î N teï ? O cea N. : Reduced to FIFTY CENTS A YEAR I Itc Croate t Uepubiicm Fa ar of the \frest. Fo:m:r.'r One Dollar T it th- mn'it sta wh t ..ti um.n ?>» ng RspuMIc-n Weekly j»nt> • t rl.i', il i ii v y-. Im I* iii- 1 upon (or i.iir snd lionmi re “ i.f .ill p >iiticul ail i. rs-T.y ?Ihe Weekly nt;rOceao Supp’lc.s A I of tile News k'- tJ } a-ij the Best oi C hit .nt l. teraturo. 1.L CO . •JV. YOUH It <; Morally Cl an, cul : . n Family T’.'per is V«ilhent a I’oer. ■ Jorg» r,. en. optician jeweler and stationer. This piper rind The Chicago U t ekly Inter Ocean $1 50 for ot e : year. “Special deal” W<! pi- uiptly olitali! C. b. ini'l lonivii rtt< nt is TFr. jriv i .« » L* t v «triti Qn<l I gives vis Of th*? . I II«* ru niutter < neh week I • 'I I " r h■ i ,- ‘©us i of • it's Lunn anyotbr.- paper J vjjjœâs si oo: « / How P. Sa ui r l-Ktents and t I Q M.00 pr-r vn«t r <2 M |»«T vrai' •» If. »0 p*r year • I » :: ino co Vo.-k. the nc, . • A "A I zba W g M.-N :- at t r • a: v a I u • ; t ’» 5^'4 *■ :: :: €30 Bro«'.. irtrwaztt.es. ? I To-day •• at c i <;ual i ?i <?rv <. O' now be- yublic. It shows » y : Mllilnc'y, , I -. Gcckinv. In d in Feeding; J In col-.rs a>:d Above ell, i: -.¡.Lie N ew I ola : ’rw ¡tlx P a - '.y toe. caeh. X I io«« «ho» no llnrv ...... I. ;li. r ...» • «•<» '* • -• i n <’0. For Sale—Hay at $5per ton with Laxative Broil»«' Quinine Tablets J «■lire a cold in one day. No Cure, good pasture and pienti of water Enquire of Ira Stubblefield. Ai > pay l’iici 25 <•<•!.t « i THE HOME GOLD CURE Lvbl VI illv.l A. h« Y ■'V'S' ^-V"W '•-'W-'V * IH-Î m iiR OCEAX. rhirnvo.* 1 :