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1892, P, F. STENGER- Haneefs Magazin N ews in G enerai Horae» bi «tided U on IL LUSTRAT KI Kithor Right or Left FROM AM í PAIITSOFTHE WOHLD «tifie: OK. A Joke on Bill Ny«. ILLUSTRATED. The Magazine will telebrat» th« X»nge-H*rn»y.county, i• y « on tt % j , ore«m} ----»» tenarv of the di»i'overv of merir.in ,, j I. Han e.« couuty, Oregon. <:i»i'overy, ihr« ngh »rtiiha KiviiiZ p. <).—Burn». -- _______ thor. ugh exposition than hat hiihel made of the Keeen Unprecedrntti J ment of our Coiintrv, m.| tspe«ii||,l gieat W est. Parti« nlar atiemi„i, w); < C attle br giveuto Dramatic Epiiouek of Anier j on Left side’ circle t«.ry The field of the next European W»r«rl 2. A Split in each scribed in a keries of Papers un th, “From the Black Forest to lhe Hlei i PoUltuev Bigelow ami F P. Millet,,|b bv M r. Millet and A fred Paisons ¿„i, will be given on the < ernian, Italian Armies illtis r» e«l b> I .... —--------- Mr W 1'. lion ei.s will < oniriboiti.M Range—Harnev and Graut cuuuty Orea®» el. “A Wor'c of fhaaie." ihtrz J r Harm^çouiu.^------------ Amerli an I spei ial proinineiiiewj||S b. short Stories, which will be cun" T. Ii Aldrich, R Ii Davis. A, Margaret rt«lend, Mies W'oo.gou.gi^^j^B TT7 BILL A u.ar iirileis. Among lhe literary features uill|,J/^^H Keminis-en< esof Nathaniel Hamh.-. .] xl . f*-e clas. a-e and life ion, .'BBBJ Soldiers disabled ,. since war are I SI Bridge, ami a n Per».mal Memoir ALMEDA A ¡STENGER. When Bill Nvr was in K msas City lecturing, recently, this little joke wit» played on him: There i« ( 7 / in that city a man who laugh* so •tmorouHly an unremittingly as a foghorn, although he manages to cover a wider range of tones in this operation than decs tiiat deep lunged, mournful songtreas. This remarkable individual was slylv provided with a front seat nt the lecture. The Cincinnati Commer cial Gazette, in telling this story, says: It took some time fot th«* sub tle wit of Bill Nve to bore itself into the adament of his understanding, but suddenly the humorist told 01 e of his irresistible stories, and the exiactrd laugh came. The man spread out his legs, lay back in his ►eat. threw back his head,ant] roar ed out his consternation-spreading laugh. High and far above all other laughter rose the volume of this laugh. It sank, it rose, it re pcati'd. it redoubled on itself The laughter of th«* rest of the audience was stilled hut the man in front showed no signs of wearing or )»-•- ting up A blank, dazed look, like that <4 injure«! iiin<*s«*uc«, came over tli«* face of Bill Nve. who ire s he will get even with hi« Her«' C t. ors the next li lie he goes to Kansas Citr. A (•«•ii|>l«* of men were talking n 1 oil' their r«*“|Ht"ive wives the other dnv at the club. ‘‘You have n very sympathetic wife. I should snv,” remark«* I oi e “I don’t know- nlout that,” Itesi tate«l • h«* other ‘ Well I only judge l»v what I sa w from mv houset •* other morning when you *lip|Md and f«-l! on the steps ii * Mm w«-re coming out with h« r Whv. I saw her actually cry ini! over it.” Combine« the jui -e of the Blue Figs o' Califortiia, so laxuiiv- and nutrition with 11.e medicinal vir'ti«*« of plan, known to be most b;-nei''i«l to II humnn system, fo/niing ti e ON I Y PEI- FECT REMI'iAV to act gently y< promptly on the KIDNEYS, LIVER AND BOWE: - .VP T Cleanse t.'ic — ,, > ^h ’Eftohia!! HAT - PURE BLOC-. ,C SL. YP REr HEALT I ami G ’• E«er» <“• NiturioV f. ilnv - I V •n i ul| .. c .. • O 'iri'Kßnt fur S', ía. fue! only ! « THIS PAPER -----WITH----- THE S N FRANCISrO WiB'dj Call I I I I 1-RICI B .2 > l-EIC Y A*:. ---- •»«---- .Hi SAN FKANCiS 0 MorningCall,' FKI«'►. M«l.<> i l*i It YKAI*. i r C-v For sale at II. M. Horton s Drug Store. Pensions, IS THE DISABILITY LAW. I.ale Cuinmiiaioner of PetisiotiB, WASHINGTON, D SAN HIANUISUO WEEKLY CALL 1« a I'g I.l-l'lllr eight. |>ag«. paper. It is is-m ti every Thur««!»', a d cmiiains all "( tie imp riant lie»« ul the I PERSONAL AND PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO PAT- EM’S, CAVEATS, TRADE MARKS, etc. NO FEE UN LE S PATENT IS SECURED. CORRESPOND ENCE SOLICITED. (►>: vkn I'Hira«« W kkkj Is a IB* lu trot «i it «i ilnilv. It ia ti e .MOST KEL1 \- JìI.E. and ia »ecottlHzr i a« being th* LEA 1»1 NG NEW n - 1‘Al'Eil i f the I’ai-itic Const. i E.tliei ul the above . aper« We I will semi lai tu id as a pie- minili <>tl r>'Cei t of the fallirei, itig mib«<*r!|>ilo i prices f«.r the I'umbiuaUoii : 8 an A . nd he ab , CaL Co., (’al.. Feb. 1 n &>. My b< y, 13 year« old was to affected by St VitiiH Dance that be could not go t<> Hcbool fol A yearH. Two bottles of Pastor Koenig*! Nerve Tonic reatore<i his health, and he is now at 'ending school a^ain. MICHAKL OCONNKL Could Have Saved tliaery. F rvvohco , Csl. Hn ia y. Hi * was treated by several physician* since oars io gut cured of epilepsy, but the attack be ame more violent and oftener, since 1 take I at or Kot t ig * Nerve Tonic i feel delighted at ur mprovement. Had 1 known of this reme«U /ears ago. 1 could have saved mucn misery an< vorriuieut of mind and body. MRS W. PETER* A Tahiabte Book en Nervous i LMLL IMseHKVw sent free to any address, [ M j g and iMM»r patients can also obtain I 11 La L b (his medicine tree of charge. This remedy has been prepared by the Reverend Pastor Koenig, of Fort Wavne, Ind., since UT»5 and is now prepared under his (.lirectiuii bv the STODDART & CO., 613 & 61S 7th Stroot, IL 57. [Cippo ile U. b. Patent Office.] WASHINGTON, I». U. Theoth»-r man didn't look pleaseil nt all. "Yfi,” he admitted reluc tantlv. “She cri«*«l, iuit not over mv injuries I sat down tint on that confounded ting of hers.” “Indeed? I didn't hear him howl.” KOENIC MED. CO.. Chicago, 111. Noltl l»y llruxicixt« at ®f per Bottle. 0 for BA Large Size. 01.75. U Buttle, fur 09. For mile by Snell Heitshu A’ Wood ard, Portland Oregon. “Wei' I should snv not. Th«* dog ’ weighs—<»r «lid weigh—two pounds. hik I I weigh 2001” C hicago . April 22 —The painter’s union ordered a strike at Phil D Armour's resilience, ami the men quit work Thev explain« il to Mr A’li.our the cause of the strike *1'1 e contractor put on several non union men. Mrs Armour learned of this, ordered the non union men to leave, hi d told th'-m they should he in I«tnr I iisim ss than taking thj places of union men. T> niinv— Maw. tern her wants to know the ditlerence l.etwien “ef- ficts” and *'< onsi ijltei ees.” M rs Figg—I think 1 can answer that, When your father came home from that l>i«iapiet last night In* felt the efft eta of it. and to day he is sutler tug the cons«*i|Uviicvs—Indianap olia Journal. Free w « m »I is not so much of a I>ogie man to Oregon sheep raisers as formelv. The wih>l men have got the wool out of I heir teeth. Thev now see that the |»rotecti«»ii promised by the MeKmley 1 iw ws* a ticlion An o |««* ii market is what elevate* the price of wool. Woven WIRE : • t à FENCING ç aident.. e-Presidi retary of retarv of retary of I It ARPER WEEKLY retary of HARPER’S MAGAZINE retary of ! HARPER’S BAZAR. retary ef HARPER'S YOUNG PE H’LK orney G PER year : And ihis P p". P r Y;j’, .111 IN .<».» < cz: I'oatage Fredo all »ul«»i-riiwninll’tmaater I states, t atiHtia, <>r Mexico. 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Cal. l’aicfic Department. 1 Scientific American Agency for ro ÿ 3 P- 0 0 H $ I L LTSTRATEhj^—. a RABBIT AND POULTRY ^ NFTTINfi- li WEEKLY CUL Il 7U without any toucher ; you came to the rescue wo ’ll 4i«s Ltlai'„u • esciteli her Delsartcclass *> s id le ily, mil on . mull vie are all .mpr< v - in r nt j nice u.i 1er j our instruction : 1 heard ■s voi telimi io un. Eames last evening l.oiv ÛJ h . - .lia 1111 Io m -lubes in i laying I liscimi: 3 vo i see il t ' lai il,» « H Illi tl i' liil< si * filo«,' al.d r* a i >.vj ist w.mt t.» douiu.erallcirvuinstuiKcs: i ■ on entertain la-lutiiully ; 1 nd in the lust .11 vitn ion Imvo .111 prove.i so in lieaith.owmg. CÜ > • i tell me. to « our phys.eai cultuiee.vervises. kW ■V .civ do you get nil of your niioin all. 11 ti >.n in t I ttle < ut-id tl.e nay pu.eer lor >0.1 ncier g ■ to Rio citv.” Kvriù: •' A .11, .etude, you will mnkc me viliii. I li.. vc only i ne sourve of iniomiiitioii, U it it is s irprism how it nui ts nil limit« 1 j) V, i «I I on hear « f anything tiew I ut tv hut . next lew 11 « bring me tuli inf> rniiiin 11 >11 th«' « ibi ■. i Magi'? Sol yiigiiz.iiie! Vi I a great ti «nuire it I« to us ml. fi r if •iby fiiriihhca the muling for t • whole Hl-eh II: lather In« given tip Ids ii.i'gnziue I it lie I1.1« tu e.i ti r yeun. ns l.e says this io goes in .re und letter informati« n <11 • ne s 1’0je t.« "i the <lny ; nnd tm titer says o it it is tli it th.it makes I er meli 11 lami i.s io.iM'«vi«er In fact, wo nil rgree that it is iconiv rv.illv figli r magazine publis’. nl. 1« we nave «ent for siriplcsof ull ol tinnì, imi find that "iia I« nil tor men. another n J .or worn • 1. mi I nm tlicr for vliiklrcn < nb . i T.ole tin« ti « «uit« every o”o < f us: so 1 « «il. mi' I t • t.ik ’■* no instead « t rev oral, 1 1 • t i it I« ir .ien« the ccononiv ionics in. f, r It i «ali J.’di a ye r. Pirhnps ven think I .T.: n* w iwr nxMith n _< . io • lavish tn my potine ; bet 1 will let y ou »■ 1 I o irs. or. b».'tei «till, sc id Idi ent« to ti c 1 '« r that do ’ t > \il I I n«»er. W Jennings Demorest. 1"> Tast l b Jnr* tho health or intert» rv with ot.. »buain<'«a or I I Mieet. New York, for n «ami le « op . rt •! I nh iuiun* It buikh up and wnph" •< the rvn» ral health .IraratheikKin sndbt «’iun»*i«’ e ei ni pit'll on. shall always eons'der that I heve d> ec y. 1 So »ntdict or dabbtneaa toll«'" flat treatment, . it gre-it favor; and tnav be you will I«« cuti .eg indors'd by phyto tan* and h ad;r.*j avb ty ladle«. • 11« ait. n« von are we have'the tenutati' 11 t PITII^TJ TREATED BY MRIL CONFIDENTIAL t«e ng th«. l»-st inh rmel fnmilv in town. If !• 'M«r> 1 >( • v-ento tn h'» • »r’»cMUr U» • >,»t i.■ «... .t is Uviuoix»Pa l'«*aoy M.^uxu» ii i.a r. iiiul ■iiciii imiiiL c.'.aci. ill ■ -h.11 d,«u ti.” o 11 12. £ Harner’s WeeklSf 20. ■ I JrxYtK: “¡low is ii. 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