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WOMEN OF GLOUCESTER. They Try «■> Look ChoorTui Whll. Their Hekrte Ar« Br.aking, Thriftlessness is uncommon among Gloucester fishermen; drunkenness is almost unknown; harmless banter and bellowing and boasting are tha nearest approach to brawls. There is a ten der-heartedness among them that is remarkable and almost pathetic. Many go away that never come back. Stand here, if you will, at these crowded wharves, and watch the arrival and departure of fishing fleets; and if you have a heart you will feel something heavy in your throat. The old moth ers and fathers, the younger brothers and sisters, the wives and wee fishers* children, are all here, score on score. They are trying to look brave as the vessels sail out. There is pride and loyal valor in their faces all. They shout and shout to the departing ones, who sond it fill back in good measure, every manner of good cheer and' sea loro for luck. As the schooners clear the harbor, out past Ten Pound Island, some will run away around the har bor’s edge, as if to keep company to the last. But those who stay, leaning far out over the dark bulkheads, look fixedly on and on until the white sails disappear behind cruel Norman’s Woe, or sink behind tho horizon; and if you can see in their eyes as they at last turn to the little home-spot for tho weeks or months of dreary waiting thero is unutterable sadness behind the quivering lids. Then, whon the fleet returns, who can picture the gladness, the woe, upon these century-old wharves and slipsP They say that down at brave old M arblehead every third woman is a widow. Here among fisher folk the tame is true. And so the going and coming, and going and never coming, have woven a warp and woof of smiles and tears here, which have mellowed and softened thousands of human hearts in a way you can quickly see and feel. Your fisherman who comes, and the wife, sweetheart or child that is here to greet him are o’er tender for it all. The old city is used to it, and does not mind it. It is the way its toilers of the sea have. And so if you ever walk her streets and see a hulk of a fellow holding a woman as he would clutch a fife rail or a capstan-head in a heavy storm, you will know he is sim ply “makirg fast” with the strong hawser of an honest love to the very anchorage of his life, utterly uncon* scious of your or anybody’s sense of the proprieties. And this tenderness, too, is all-compromising. There are many trusts and funds for the widow and fatherless, and these men give gen erously to them. On every week-day night the whole year through, when the seaport is stirred by the arrivals of fleets with their “fares” or cargoes of fish, there is a “fisherman’s ball,” and often many. These are never for indi vidual profit, but invariably for the benefit of women whose hearts are breaking. — Pittsburgh Dispatch. —Self-trust is the first secret of suc cess, the belief that, if yon are here, the authorities of the universe put you here, and for cause, or with some task strictly appointed you in your consti tution, and so long as you work at that you are well and successful.— Emerson. Orbs Divine.— “ How beautiful,” said she, “to-night Appear the heavenly orbs so bright.” Quoth he, “two orbs divine, I see, Are brighter than the stars to me.” And soft and low the evening breeze i Moaned round them through the chestnut trees. —OU (Hfy Blizzard. —A man in Gardiner, Me., had let his wife bring water from the well for ten years; but when he needed a little water daily for his business, he at once had a pipe laid and a pump put in, “to save so much extra labor.” The Gardi ner Reporter says: “A little personal experience is sometimes worth more than a large number of object lessons.” —Fond Mamma—How is it young Mr. Fley didn't ask you to go out rid- ing? I saw him out with Miss Pert to day. Daughter—I’m sure I can’t tell. I praised his horse, said I heard he was a good driver, and all that, while Miss Pert only spoke to him once. Fond Mamma—What did she say then? Daughter—She asked him if he could drive with one hand.— Omaha World. —Rural Cobbler (to friend)—D’yott know, Mr. Hotchkin, kinder queer think happened this mornin’—sorter queer customer I had. Ho came in an’ wanted a pair of boots with extra thick tippers—double heavy. “What fer d’you want them uppers so heavy?'* sez I. “I'm an actor," sez he, an’ then ho lads fit to bust, and chuckles and guf faws all over the shop. Now, what d’you s'pose was that fellar’s joke? Deru *f 1 can see.— Puck. THE LUCKY MAN. As was announced in laat week’s F.ra the sum of $5,000 was Wbn in Be nicia at the last drawing of The Louis iana State Lottery. As the holder of the lucky ticket kept the good news to himself, hundreds of people have been giving their leisure time in try ing to ferret out the fortunate person. On Thursday noon Mr. L C. Atwood, our City Treasurer and Manager of the Western Union Telegraph office of this place quietly informed the astonished public that he was the holder of the coupon of ticket 8,180 which woi the prize of $100,000 in the December drawing of the Louisiana State Lottery, one-twentieth part of the ticket or $5,000 having been re ceived from Wells, Fargo 4 Co’s Express in hard twenty dollar gold pieces on Thursday evening. A few momenta af-er its arrival Mr. Atwood, accompanied by express-agent Durner, repaired to bis home and presented the money to hie wife as a Christmas gift. This was her first news of the happy Christmas in store for her; both herself and hu.band have taken the matter very coolly. Of the many hundreds of dollars paid out in Benicia for lottery tickets rronlhly, at last good fortune has visited the home of one deserving family who thoroughly appreciate the gift and will surely make the best of use of it. The unani mous verdict is “I am glad of it as a m .re deserving family could not have been favored.” The New Year begins its career in this home under brighter and happier auspices than they could have dreamed for. The lucky ticket was the fifth one ever purchased by Mr. Atwood.—Benicia (CaL) New Ara, Jan. <, THE GLASS-EATING FEAT. A frog In a N'ew Haven aquarium has A Chicago woman attempted suicide in been trained to lie on hi- back in the wa an original way. She placed her lipa on ter, feigning death until hl. master .p the him burner and then turned ou the How Th., Huill. .uU D.««lv. Tll.lr I,* ¥ roaches with a piece of meat in hl. hand. llluminant. Qurant Cu.tuiu.rs. he frog make» a jump, »ecure» the meat “I had always supposed previous to and ewime off with It. ________ _ JENKS’ DBEAM. ■ 1 Jenks had a queer dr< am the other night. ruy arrival in China that the native A REPRIEVE *0R THE COMDEMWED L He thought he saw a prize-fight* r’s ring, dentists extracted teeth simply by Wretched men and women long condemned and in the middle or it stood a doughty means of their thumb and fore-finger, to .utter the torture, ot dj.pep.ia are tilled little champion who met and deliberately SAN FRANCISCO. which, by constant practice, had be with new hope after a tew doee. ot Hostetter'. knocked over, one by ont, a score or more come phenomenally strong. Even aft 8tomach Hitter.. Thia budding hope bloraouia of big, burlv-looking fellows, as they ad Importers ani Dealers la Dry Goods. er I had been some years in Pekin 1 nto the fruition oi ceitainty. If the Bitter. 1. vanced to the attack. Giants as they were peraiated in. It bring, a reprieve to all dys in size, the valiant pigmy proved more found English residents thero who peptic, who neek ite aid. Halulen.e, heart than a match for them. It was all so tirinly believed this, and I myself did burn. »inking at the pit of the stomach between funny that Jenks woke up laughing. He meals the nervous tremor, and intwinula of until my curiosity upon the subject which chronic indigestion is the parent, dis accounts for the dream by the fact that he had just come to the conclusion, after beoamo so great that I determined to appear with their hateful progenitor. Met trying nearly every big, drastic pill on the Places our mammoth establishment in prompt and accurate relations with ladies in the country beneficent of .tomachice! who can wonder that tiud out tho real truth of a work ol in so many instances it awakens grateful elo market, that Pierce’s tiny Purgative Pel towns. It saves you railroad fares and personal expenses, and gives you the same benefits offered to patrons in the city, fiend for a copy of our some difficulty and time. A friend 1 quence in those who, benefited by it. speak lets easily “knock out” and beat all the voluntarily U a ite behalf. It requires a graphic rest hollow! Mouthly Catalogue of Npriug and Mummer Importation?» had with mo during my investigation pen to descrloc the torments of dyspepsia, but Mr». Cleve and joined the llamabai Cir Of 1>RY GOOBN, which we ibsue every month and mail/res with a full change of lists and at first lielioved that the dentis s really in many of the testimonials received by the proprietors of the Bitters, these are portrayed cle, for the elevation of women in India. did oxtract teeth with their fingers. with vivid truthfulness. Constipation, bilious prices, fiel oct an order from its pages, and we guarantee perfect satisfaction. The custom and nuxlus operandi of ness. muscular debility, malarial fevers and We have the L abukst H ousk , the L abuest S tock , and the L owkst P bioks on the Pacific For allaying lloar$»eiaem$ aud rheumatism are relieved by it. the native dentists of Pekin are Irritation of the Throat, it iu daily Coast. The New Jersey Senate bv a vote of 10 to proved that “Brown's Bronchial Troches" as follows: The dental court is 9. refused to pass a bill fixing the legal »re a mild remedy, yet very efficacious. held in a large, open square rate of interest at 5 per cent. near tho center of the city. Arrange I r 6.000.000 people use CONSUMPTION BUBBLY CUBED All the art and taste of the best aitiita seeina to hare around this square aro rows of booths been combined in the magnificent packape of imp >rted To the Editor : — in which tho dentist operates upon the ideographic and Chromatic Cards which is being offered Please inform your readers that I have a pos by the well known firm of E.eining Brothers, of Pitts J O.M.FERRY&GO. unruly molar. For weeks and weeks burgh, itive remedy for the above named disease. By l’a. are admitted to be tha its timely use thousands of hopeless casas have To procure these elegant frosted and satin fringed we haunted this place, but tho den oar ds, buy a box of Dr. C. McLanes Celebrated Liver been tBrnrs.8VcS!s?,n permanently cured. I shall be glad to tists were always sharp enough to Pills for 25 cents from your diuggist and mail the out semi two bottles of my remedy fkkk to any of D.K FEnRYSCO S aide wrapper with your addree.- (plainly w ltten) and your readers who have consumption if they will prevent us making any investiga four cents worth of stamps to Fleming Brother«, Pitts Atend IMwrlr* me their Express and P. O. address. gvn wad I’riMd burgh. Pa. You « ill l»e surprised aud delighted with tion into their methods. After con the beauty aud variety of the cards you will receive. x.A.8WCUMR,ra£^8t , New York SEED siderable time hail been S|>ent in this ANNUAL Horses often suffer for lack of exercise. unsatisfactory kiud of work we found ITCHING PILES For 1888 an old practitioner who. after con They should be allowed to run in a shelt will be mailed S ymptoms Moisture; intense itching and stinging, ered yard at least an hour each dav. inoHt at bight; worse by scratching. If allowed to con RES TO ALL siderable porsuasion and tho promise tinue tumors form, which often bleed and ulceiate, applicant«, and to last Mason*« becoming very «ore. S waysk ' h O istmknt «tops the of good payment, consented to let us A BLOODY AFFRAY customers with itching and bleeding, heals ulceration, and in umiy A SUPSaiOH HKMKVY FOB out ordering it. both into the secret of Clilnoso den is often the result of “bad blood” in a canes removes the tumois. Itlseuually efficacious in C0U0H8, COLD”, INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION curing all Skin lMseAses. DR. SWAYNE & SON, _______ but ,________ _ d Proprietors, Philadelphia. S wavnk ’ h OlNTMBNT can family or community, nowhsfiffMa^» tistry. Even when wo met by a;>- ____________ And all Throat and Lung Trouble«. blood more destructive of happiness and la) obtained of druggists. Sent by mail for 50 Ceuta. pointinent he demurred, not wanting health than in the human system. When Mold by all liruggiwCM for SO Cents. J. R. CATES A CO., to let the "foreign devils' know too the life current is foul and sluggish with | See Antisell Piano advertisement. PROPBIBTOBS, much. But a little gold soon over impurities, and 1 b slowly distributing its 417 Kanaome HU NAN FHANCIMCO poisons to every part of the body, the peril Wakelee’s Squirrel and Gopher extermi came all objection^ attd under a to health, and life even, is imminent. nator Try it, and prove the best is the promise of the strictest secrecy during Early symptoms are dull and drowsy feel cheapest. Wakelee & Co., San Francisco. .J. II. FINK, our stay in the country tho old den ings, severe headaches, coated tongue, poor appetite, indigestion and general las tist told us tho following: situde. Delay in treatment may entail the •• No Chinaman ever extracted a most serious consequences. Don’t let tooth with his lingers. Ho could not disease get a strong hold on your consti ASSAYER do it and knows too much to try. We tution, but treat yourself by utdng Dr. AMD TOXKOLOGINT. Pierce’s Golden Medic <1 Discovery, and be never extract a tooth unless it is very restored to the blessings of health, All Laboratory, 106 First St., Portland, loose, and even then we use this.' and druggists. OREGON. Cl'RKS AIwV HUMORS, ho (bowed a small iron implement NALYSES made of all substances. Rates from a common Blotcli, or Eruption» Bottles may be easily cleaned with hot for assaying gold or silver, $1.50. Reagents to the worst Scrofula. »nil-rheum, about three inches long and one-half water and fine cinders. for testing all kinds of ores and metals manu <« Fever - sores,” Nealy or Roufh an inch wide, with a V-shaped cut in factured and tor sale. Nklu. in short, all diaetwes caused by bad U pon the receipt of $1 will furnish a recipe blood are conquered by this powerful, puri DELICATE CHILDREN, NURSING one end. "With this concealed in our for making all kinds of metallic alloys; ateo, fying, and invigorating medicine. Great Overworked Men, and for all diseases hand we ; nsli and pry tho tooth, Mothers, recipes for soaps, dyeB, perfumes, fluid extracts, Eating Ulcer« rapidly heal under its bow where the tissues are wasting away from the e-sences. liniments, ointments, salves, etc. In nigii inffuenee. Especially has it manifested meantime pretending to rub a powder inability to digest ordinary food, or from over formation furnished on all kinds of chemical its iM>teney in curing Tetter. Rose Ilaah, work or the brain or body, all such should take on it to loosen it Whan the tooth has felrott composition. Packages sent by mail or express Holl«, Carbuncle«, Sore Eye«, Ncroi- ’t» K uiu I n I oii of Pure Cod Liver Oil uloii« Sore« and Swelling«, llip- promptly attended to._____________________ been sufficiently worked, a quick mo with Hypophosphites. "I used the Emulsion JoiiA Disease, White Awejliiig«. a lady who was delicate, and threatened Goitre, or Thick Neck, and Enlarged tion of the hand and it is out. No one on with Brom hitis. It put her in such good health Gland«, fiend ten cents in stumps for a and flesh, that I must say <t is the best Emul ever secs this instrument and we en large treatises with colored plates, on bkin I ever used.”—L. I*. W addell , M. 1)., Diseases, or the same amount for a treatlso courage the belief that the fingers sion Hugh s Mills, 8. C. on Scrofulous Affections. _____ _ alone are used in extracting tho tooth. “ THE BLOOI» ■« THE JU1FE«’* Thoroughly cleanae it by using Dr. Fierce’« WORTH KNOWING. When a person oomes to see us with a Golden Medical Discovery,aim good MEN'S FURNISHINC COODS, Allcock's are the on ’ y genuine porous toothache, and tho tooth is too firm digestion, a fair skin, buoyant "PAr- lt«, and vital strength, will be established. ly set for us to get it out, we plasters. All other so-called porous plasters are tell hint that some devil in the shape of a worm has got into his tooth imitations. Shirt*, Underwear, Suspenders, which is Scrofula off the Lung«, is ar Their makers only get them up to sell rested and cur’d by this remedy, if taken tie- and that to take the tooth out will bo Hosiery, Gloves, Neckwear, fore tho last stages of tho disease are reached. dangerous, but we will take the an on the reputation of Allcock's. From ite marvelous ¡mwer over this terribly Collars, Cut's, Etc. All so-called improvements and ingre fatal disease,' when first offering this now noying worm ont and so give relict dients are humbugs. celebrated remedy to the nublie. Jfr. I irncn This is done, and when tlie worm is Its superior excellence proven in millions of homes for thought seriously of calling it hia “Con No one has ever made an improvement more than a quarter of a century. It is «Bed by the sumption Cure.” but abandoned that on A llcock ’ s P orous P lasters . out tho man goes away happy.* United States Government. Endorsed by the head« of name as too limip d for a medicine which, When you buy A llcock ’ s P orous P las the IlluHtrated Catalogue, with Rules Great Universities aR tin* Strongest, Purest and most its wonderful combination of tonic, or “Tills was all that the old man ters you obtain the best plasters made. for Self Measurement. Mailed Free. from Healthful. Dr Price's Cream Baking Powder does not Htrengthening, alterative, or blood-cleansing, contain Aminoni«, Lime or Alum. Sold only in cans. would tell us then. After a number anti-blllous, pectoral, and nutritive proper PRICE BAKIN*; POWDER CO. ties, is unequal***!, not only ns a remedy for THE "OLD RELIABLE " of visits to the dental court I was for NEW YORK. CHICAGO. ST. I.OU1H. cddfeuinptlon, but for all Chronic Die- códBinnptlon, Tacoma News, October 17, 1887. tunate enough to bo present when a cased of the eased The News job room has just been sup- _ woman camo in to be treat od for plied with a new Gordon press The Old 9TXAK, NERVOUS toothache. I car.-fully noted each Reliable bought of Palmer & Rey, the If y< 1 feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, have motion of the dontlst, and judge of enterprising type founders and printers’ PEOPLE sallow color of »kin, or yellowish-brown Ri ots supply house of Portland, Or. The press Should Take this Great! my surprise when I saw him apparen'- on face or body, frequent hea<lache or dlzzi- is everything that has been claimed for it, n<re. bad Uwte in mouth, inte’Ynal bent or !y take a living worm about as large and turns out work in the perfection of WILLIAM BECK & SON. chills, alternating with hot Hushes, low spirits LIFERENEWER. and gloomy forebodings, hregnlar appetite, as a grain of rice out of tho tooth. A beauty for which the News office is noted. llobb's Nerve Tonic 165 and 167 Second Street, Portland, Oregon. and odated tiaigue. you «re suiferrng from Pills are composed of visit to my first informant, an old Palmer & Rey are just the right kind of IndigcMtlon, Dy«|>cp«ia, and Torpid Have become our authorized Depot, of Supplies hist such elements as I men to deal with, having comp'ete print Elver, or “ lllliou*»nr««.” In many man, elicited the following: "You ers’ outfits, and answering all orders for that city. They will carry a lull line or our Knrich the liload nndi caw ’s only part of those symptoms nre expo- Base Ball Supplies. Lawn Teunis, Fishing «trengthen the Nerve* are getting bad devils, just as I promptly. Yours truly, rlenood. As a remedy for all such cases. Tackle, Bicycle and Bicycle Sundries. Foot giving tho body the spring Dr. Pierce’« Golden Medical Dis N ews P ublishing C o . said you would if you knew too much, Balls, Lacrosse, Cricket, Indian Clubs, Dumb and elasticity of youth. covery is unHurpusw’d. Bells, Boxing Gloves, Fencing Goods a id all Men and Women suffer but a little more wickedness can not For Weak Enna«, Spilling of Two and three-fourths teacupful4 of kinds of Gymnasium Goods and Apparatus; from Derangements Of Blood, Ihorlnoss off llrcnth, Ilron- hurt you. as you aro bad devils, any powdered sugar weigh one pound, Skates. Challenge Dog Food, and many other the Nerves and Pover chlti«, /iMlhma, Revere Cough«, aud specialties and novelties that will be added ty of the Blood. We see I way. Tho worms that yon thought kindred affections, it is an efficient remedy. It in the whitening hair,I from time to time. S old by D rjgoirth . nt $1.00, or SIX A WOMANS SWEET WILL. wcro token out of the woman's tooth They are prepared to furnish'the Trade, Clubs ;he untimely wrlnklcs.l BOTTIzEM fft.r $5.00. She is prematurely deprived of her anil Individuals on equally as favorable terms ;ho loss of form —in fact,! Sond ten cents in stamps for Dr. PF tco a were not worms at all. In tho first charms n all the signs of prema-l 0 book of face and form, and made unat as if ordered direct from our Chicago or New on Cons* i in pt Ion. A<ldrere, f lure old ago. I place no dentist has more than one or tractive by the wasting effects of ailments York houses. Respectfully, World ’s Dl«pon«ary Medical Ano. Men, Young Men,Old I A. G. SPALDING BROS. elation, «03 Main Street, B uffalo , N. Y. two real livo worms, and as these can and irregularities peculiar to her sex. To Wen, and Young Old I H check this drain upon, not only her strength ! Men, you need Hobb ’ sl No. N Catalogue went on receipt of 4c. not live long except in a damp place and health, but upon her amiable qualities Nervo Tonic Pills. It Is Brain Food, It] to pay pONtuge. they are kopt iu a jar of water, so that as well, is her first duty. This is safely is a muscle in vigorator; bulldaup the Waste] in case any one is inclined to doubt we and speedily accomplished by a course of The Oregon National Bank, Places ; makes tho weak strong and vigor-] Ous. Aro you suffering in secret for past| is offered by the proprietors self-treatment with Dr, Pierce ’ s Favorite do not actually take them out of the or poirrrANi». errors? We will indorse for you if you try! of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy Prescription, a nervine and t< nic of won tho Nerve Tonic Pills. Even if you are! for a cuse of catarrh which (Successorsto MetrouoUtau Saving*(Bank.) ‘eeth they can be shown as proof. derful efficacy, and prepared especially for they cannot cure. If you CAPITAL PAID IN, •100,000 weak an<l nervous with loss of vital power —i What we really do is to take an instru the alleviation of those suffering from Truusueta a General Banking Burine««. ; rour manhood almost flod, leaving you pale-1 havo a discharge from the ACCOUNTS kept subject to check acod and hollow-eyed — Hobb*a Nervel offensive or otherwise, partial loss of ment like this (and he showed us a “dragging- own” pains, sensations of nau SEU4 EXCHANGE ou Hau Fmnctooo and New Y»rk Tonic Pills were made for you, and all] taste, or hearing, weak eyes, dull pain sea, and weakness incident to women a MAKES OoLI.FXrrioNd « f»v<cable u-rma long double-headed steel Instrument persons with the following complaints, L «sure In head, von havo Catgrrh. I bou- boon to her sex. Druggists. VAN B D k LARHMUTT “»40. B MARKLE, Ja, via.: Palpitation of the Heart, Flutter-1 gands of cus<*s terminal« in consumption. Preëklent. Viœ Pretrideuu with a little spoon-shaped bowl at each ing, Trembling, Hysteria, Nervousness Kg Dr. Sage’s C ata men R kmedy cureathe worst D F «HERMAN OaaMer Chambersburg, Pa., has a fire company "nd). Into one end of this Instrument In any form. Nervous Headache, Neu- OMMof Catarrh. “Cold in the Head,” ralgia, Cold Hands or Fuiet, Fain In the and Catarrhal Nleadache. fib cents. we place a piece of pith, so made as to that was organized 08 years ago. PRINTERS’ COMPOSITION Back, or anv other form of Female H exactly resemble a worm. This end Weakness wnlch we do not caro to enu-K W eak , nervous people should take mor ate. Try thorn, and you will Join - use - wo hold concealed in our hand. With Hobb’s Nerve-Tonic Pills, th* great life- thousands of happy men and women who^ renewer. daily bless Dr. Hobb for his great work iuH tho other end we push and scrip, Hardy Northern Grown their behalf. B MiuiioaiMilis, MinneHota, aro tho I Hist, I... . around the aching tooth, meanwhile T by G ekmka for breakfast They drive away Pimples and Blotches I? From they aro oarlior and the nio«t productive. Tako iiu from the skin, cause a dull yellow skin to bell other sprinkling a little powder in the mouth until you try them. For sale by all leading replaced by a Clear Complexion, an<l ’eave|S dealers on the Camelline improve« and preserve« the complexion. and in the tooth. After a few mo the brightness of youth. Thej are sugar-[a supplied by coast throughout the country. Tradu coated, and only one pill adore. Price ROcts. W THE REMT frBB illEVFENT. ments we quickly <nrn the instrument WKMTCOTT BROTH KHA. a Bottle. Sent by mail or all Druggists. g| PALMER A REY, around, bringing the end having the HOBB'8 MEDICINE GO., UN FUNOISCO, OAL ■ Seed Morchante, 406 and 4OH Sansome Street, Han Printers' 8upply House Francisco, Cal. pith worm concealed In it into the pa tient’s mouth, and there wo have the lot Premiums. 25,000 in use, q 20 year« »tal.liHliud. New worm.’ I I fl 11 vOs I*tented Steel Tuning De iseases vice, bi use in nu other Piano, by which our Pianos "'From other sources I learned that OF THIRD AVtNUf, NtW YORK CITY, stand in tune 20 years, good for 100 ; not affected false teeth are known to some extent, by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, Imv« now ready their handsomely illustrated crack, decay, or wear out; we guarantee it. Ele ttemi-annual but they are usually made of wood or gant Rosew<MMi Cases, 3 «trings, double repeating metal and fastened Into place by action; finest ivory keys; the Famous ANTISELL. Call or write for Catalogue, free T. M. ANTISELL which contains a m<'*t complete list of latest means of little olamps fixed around emedies PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows' Ball, Mar utylee in Costumes. Wraps, Millinery, Novehias ■he remaining teeth.'*— N. Y. Tele ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco. in Dr(MMG<MMlH,Hhoes.etc.,etc ,l»oth Foreign and he most distressing forms of skin DomeHtic, which are sold at such low prices as to gram. LIFE SCHOLARSHIP, «7«. and scalp diseases, with loss of hair, from Jrarxnfl for Salo. maka their name renowned throughout the infancy to old age, are speedily, economically ¡JEM> MTAWPN FOR < IR< I LAK UM (IRIK Union. REND FOR CIRCULAR. RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL and permanently cured by theCuTicuRA R em This catalogue is ¡twined for the benefit of per I j FIN, CeUonwood, Shasta Count/, CaL, fruit belt ediks , when all other remedies and methods of Upper Hacraniento Valley ; or, toS. GRIFFIN,Toto. son« residing at a distance from New York City, Jackson County, Or., center of Rogue River Valley, and enables them to make their purchaMos with —Great pccasions of serving God fait num climate and produetiveoMB» C uticuka . the great Skin Cure, and C iticv - the Kame facihtK h ami at the same low prices as present themselves seldom, but little ra S oap , an examsite Skin Beautifler, prepared though they call« d in person. A copy of this book from it, externally, and CT tici ra R esolvent . msb PV” By return mail. Fall Deweriptlow will he mailed CnCE to any person upon ap The beet PIANO on earth) ones frequently.— FrancU de Sales. the new Blood Purifier, internally, cure every Hainre Bro.’« PIANOi plication b y ■ 11LL postal card or letter. PATTI’8 preference. —The faculty of the university of form of skin and blood disease, from pimples to IMonnaliigdalr Brothers. scrofula. Manufkctttrrrs. I in porter«, Krtallrr«, Musical Department A- L. Bancroft A ( o.. lie- Pennsylvania has forbidden smoking in Sold everywhere. Price, C uticura . 60 c .- Tblrd Avena«*. New Ysrk. moved to 132 Post fit.. Ban Francisco, Cal. SCiENCt AND INDUSTRY. H^ nd fob a C atalocwb . the student’s rooms, the hallways, etc., S oap , 25 c .; R esoi . vem yi. Prepared by the P otter D rug and C hemical Co.. Boston,Mare. and now the student are agitating for «•Send for “How to Cure Skin Diseoa— —A Birmingham gun firm, in ondni PHOPLE’N DINPENSARY a smoking-room on the university fx* Pimples, blackheads, chapped and oily to obviate the difficulty in sightin«* —A«I> - MT sk in prevented by Ci tici ra St fap . • » premises. guns in the dark, have introduce*! • Relief in one minute, for all pains and DISPENSARY. —Richard Berridge, of Ballynahinch weaknesses, in C vtk ' ha A nti -P ain small diamonds in both sights. WM.IJIND, OB. P lastkr , the only pain killing piaster. 25c Castle, Galway, Ire., has left $1,000,(XX) —Dr. G. T. Jtwkson. in a paper or to advance education in economic and 171 Fourth HL, bet Morrison and Yamhill, baldness, read before the New York ELVM Portland. Oregon. sanitary science in Great Britain. Ire County Medical Society, states that on • I.OO. land is expressly exoluded, and her ol th«; causes is the effect of working lys need Is greatest. under hot artificial light, such ai ga For 1-5 years I (Jhruuic and Nee —John B. Stetson, the Philadelphia was annoyed with or kerosene. —A new carbon mineral, apparentli hat-maker, employs #00 men, women catarrh, dischar consisting of pure carbon like the din and children, and has a Sunday-school ges into my throat, unpleasant breath mo nd, hut bla«k, has been discover*?« of 1.800 scholars in connection with his anti severe pain in 06 dally psaOs-nM erf in meteoric iron from Western A h *» factory. The chapel where the Sunday- mu head. My sense BCCUratM a« l> MM 1 4e C- xtmv of smell was much tralia. It resemlles tho diamond i< school meets cost $40,0001 impaired. I have the form of 1U etystala. but is more Ilk« —The American Missionary Associa overcome these Biff O has given unlver* graphite in other respecta. It is to b* •al satisfaction In the tion has buildings and lands worth troubles with Ely's I TO fi DATI cure of Gonorrbœa and Cream Balm. — J. called Cliftonite. — N. Y. Ledger. $578,000, endowment funds worth $129.- Gleet. I prescribe It and B. Case. St. Denis — At least 10,000 preserved humming 000. and trust funds amounting ur$70>- Hotel, N. Y, feel «afe In recommend «rsMiv by UM birds are now embraced in the culler ing it to al) euffkrera. 000, Its receipts last year were $306,- A particle is applied ii ChsïUal tion in the British Museum. The fines’ A. J. NTOWKR. I.D., Price M ete »$ druuto 781, expenditures, $298,788. Decatur, III. ■LT WMiTHKRA «■ •ullection cn this side of the Atlantic, —When we ooms back from ths bat PRI4E IIM. . eostainiiig about 2.000 specimens, ha* R iot saiim for ruaw « m rrofit Boid by bruttata tle-field. weary, yet notorious, we may been presented by Mr. D. G. Elliott to look for our King of Peace ooming to the American Museum of Natural His- meet ns with broad and wino and his tory in New York.- - Boston Rudarh own priestly blessing, that we may he —An artist who has lately returned strengthened and refreshed by hl mad t from study in Paris declares that in —President Barnard baa abolished art, as in many other branches of tho working system at Columbia Coi- knowledge, instruction can be obtained lega Hereafter only three student« in iu this country as satisfactorily a> each olaas—the three who do the best abroad. Ths Parisian stmlios ar* work—will receive honors or in any moat unpleasant places for work, much way be lifted above their fellows This arowded and filled with unventilated move is much more sensible than the 111 air that is almost ineupportable. Crit return to the mortar board eap and icism frwm the best professors is the academic gown which ths trustees hara I P. Ms V. No. m Cw-Xio-ta*.—< W I T iu-. M. r*U. ÄE same iu both countries. lust recommendsd. r. DENTISTS How the Performance of the Trick De ceives a Credulous Public. Several gentlemen were discussing the other evening nt an up-town cafe 'he peculiar appetites that museum freaks have lately displayed for glass Tiiey were wondering if the sharp par ticles were digested, and one of the party said the whole thing was a “fake.” “Why,” said the knowing one, “the trick is ancient I’ve seen it done hundreds of tunes, and can do it my self You don’t believe it eL? Well, to satisfy those who doubt my veracity. I’ll do the trick.” A very thiu glass, of the kind In which setts *r is generally served, was brought and the amateur freak called for a glass filled with water. While ihe audience, which had increased in ‘ize, was wondering what was to come next, the gentleman coolly i irked up the thin glass and deliber ately bit off a piece, which he oho wed with the utmost complacency. When it was reduced to the proper fineness the peiformyl* picked up the glass of waler and, to all appearances, washed down tho rather unpleasant dish with apparently as much satisfaction as if the pari ides of plasa were delicate bi s of turkey and the clear beverage champagne. It was noticed, however, ihat he did not drain the glass. Every body looked at him in perfect astonishment and some of his friends, thinking it was an act of bravado which might prove fatal, wanted to send for a physician. “Never mind calling a doctor,” said the trickster, laughing heartily as the mystified expressions on their faces changed to looks of abject terror; “I’m all right now, and now I’ll ex pose the trick. Of course none of you believe I swallowed the glass, but the question is what became of it.” Ho then took up tho glass from which ho drank, and putting a hand kerchief over another tumbler, poured its contents into the empty receptacle. When the straining was finished, iho handkerchief held hundreds of fine particles of glass. “Now, you fellows want to know how the small pieces of glass got into the tumbler, don’t you? “I i tho first place there is little dan ger in chewing the glass if one is care ful, but it requires a good deal of prac tice to eject it without being detected. If you watched me closely you saw that when I put Hie water to my lips my upper lip was laid over tho rim, and beforo Idrank a drop all the pieces which were under that upper lip were almost at the bottom of the water. To bo sure ono must bo careful not to swal low any of the pieces with the water, but that can be done by closing the teeth. The finer the glass used the less fear there is of its being detected in the bottom of the tumbler.” Several of the audience tried to do tho trick, but gave up In despair when their tongues and gums were cut by the particles of glass. It is, however, becoming very popular for blooded voting men to bite pieces out of their glasses, and the time may come when a piece of glass for chewing purposes may be iiuluded in the bill for refresh ments.— N. Y. Telegram. TROUBLE WITH BOARDERS. A Head- Walter*!» Chat Alvont the Trials of His Position. Keeping seats f »r regular boarders n a hotel dining-room is one of the un- leasant features of a head-waiter’s business. There are some persons who insist on sitting in one place, and who won’t sit anywhere else. To keop an eye on these particular boarders* seats ind see that no outsiders slip into them keeps a fellow hustling. If some >ne does happen to get into one of hese coveted seats and the person who claims it as his own comes in and finds it occupied, there is sure to be a row, and the poor waiter always gets the worst of it. I don’t blame a per son for wanting to occupy the same ■¡eat, but there are times when it is im- po sible to keep it vacant For in stance, if a party of six or seven come in they have to be seated at one table. At this same table there may be, per haps, four or five regular boarders’ eats, and when the latter come in I have to put them somewhere else. Then they get mad, of course, kick to he proprietor about the “shift less and unsystematic manner” in which the dining-room is run, and finally the waiter hears from the of fice. Sometimes, also, a person will slip into the room unnoticed by the waiter, and will drop into a seat near est him. Once seated it is rather em barrassing to ask him to remove, al- hough you know that he is occupying a scat of some regular boarder who is liable to drop in nt any moment. I have known persons to come into a .lining-room, and finding their seat occupied, go out. again and not come back until it was vacant I also knew of a case in which a man left the ho el at which he was boarding because on two successive occasions he had en tered the dining-room and found his seat occupied. Women are more par ticular about their seats than tho men. They a w.iys want to sit where every ono in the dining-room can see them —especially pretty women, or young women that are well dressed. No, a head-waiter’s life is not a happy one. He stands very little show in getting tipped like the regular waiters, be anuse he can not be of so much service o the person who wants extra atien- ion in the shape of tender steaks, 3 c., and who wants to be waited on iii apple-pie order.—St Louis Globe- Democrat. ■ m « —“Yes, Tonimy,” — «»*1 th, teacher of the infant class, “that is right; vegetables come from the ground. And now can Willie Waffles tell us where meat comes from?’’ “YeMtim,” responded Willie, with the air of one familiar with the subject; “meat coma, from the butcher’.”—Woilen Z>aya —A Boston Highlands Sunday-echool elan wa, told by the teacher to find out all they could about Solomon and relate It on the next Sunday. When the Sunday cam, the teacher said to the brightest boy in the else,: “Well, Andrew, of whom did I ask yon to give a ,occinct account to-day?" “SnllL van." answered Andrew with great in terest IN CHINA. 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