East Oregon Herald.
COLORED
PHILOSOPHY.
You may notch it on de palln’a,
You may mark it oa de wall.
Dat the higher up a toad frog jumps,
De harder win he fall.
ON A DAKOTA TRAIN.
RATHER EXPENSIVE.
. Fvlr Teana ifocnrn.or*» Hu»e«od DnalS
How * Hl< Maa Saeurad a Comfortabl.
aaal ia a Lrwwdad Car.
la Van»* «oa ricurre.
QUEERNESS OF THINGS,
a r.w r«uw. whis-it No school or rail-
osophy Can Sole..
~~ LINCOLN’S SECRETARY,
A that With C'.loo.l Nleolay About
iTe.lil.n.'« C'haraetarlatlca.
GAMES OF ANIMALS.
th.
“°W .h. Low., <>r-.r.
Their I.ore «r Sport.
D|
p
"How did Mr. Lincoln bear himself
This is a sort of topsy-turvy world.
That Insect, have their game,
.
••What do you think of it?”
A big railroad grader who loomed up
No one seems to be satisfied. One mail during
,
the cauip.ugu?”
.port. I am mnvinewL Thia fir»l. 110-
A
young
housekeeper
was
exhibiting
like the late Goliath came in and sat
“He was aiway; a self-poised man, ( curred to me while iu the Adiroundta
is struggling to get justice and another
BURNÖ,OREGON.
And de crow dat fly de swiftes*
down in a “turned seat” opposite n o an investigator a handsomely deco is flying from it
*
, quiet and equable in temper, seldom «»meyeaiw ago. I w«a some
ated
plate
which
leaned
against
a
neat
Am ue aoonea m de corn.
very little man. The large gentleman
One man is saving up to buy a house, greatly elated or much depressed. He j iu the wilderness, and having f„utl,|
And de fly dat am de meanest*
easel
on
the
mantel
of
her
pretty
draw
was comfortably drunk—the little man
UiU up earliest in do mprn.
and another is trying to sell bis dwell was not worried aliout the campaign, , .mall clearing, was resting from niv
rather looked as if be might be a prohi ing-room.
when suddenly the sun, that 1,3
(
GENUINE HEROISM
ing, for less than it cost to get rid of aud had himself thoroughly in hand. cliiub,
Do brook dat am do sballo'es*
"Beautiful."
bitionist. The big man snorted a few
Chatter« most upon de way,
People sent him many curious symbol» | been obscured, sent a band of li„k.
it
As Aaeedoi. Which Cool.ln. ■ Moral for
"Guess
where
it
came
from?
”
And de folk« dat am de «lilies*
times, wiped bis feet on the small man’s
th. You., and th. Old.
One man is spendiug all the money of frontier life—axes, mauls, wedges, through
.
an opening in the trees »n,i\.
Are de ones hab moo* ter say.
"France, perhaps.”
cushion, and then remarked:
1 shall never forget a lesson I re
“No. I bought the plate down town he can earn in taking a girl to the rails—and all sorts of people on all | once transformed the spot into a verita.
And de rooster dat am younges*
“
Say!
1
jes'
despise
a
little,
dried-
ceived when at school at A. We saw a
theater and sending her flowers, iu the sorts of errands called on him in the ble fairyland. From all about innum.
Am de one dot crow de mo»',
and decorated it myself.”
up. iusignifercant man!”
boy muiied Watson driving a cow to
And de man who am de coward
"An excellent idea! You can now hope that he will eventually make her Governor's room in the Stale House, erable forms of insect life seen ed to
Always make de bigges' boas*.
“Er—ah—is that so?" said the little have as handsome a dinner set as there his wife, and his neighbor is spending which was assigued to him. Many spring into the gladsome light, and
pasture. In the evening he drove her
man. with a weak, nerveless smile.
back again, we did not know where,
And he am not de greates' man
is in New York at a mere trifling cost.’ all the gold he has saved to get a di came from mere curiosity, and they soon the groat sunbeam was the ,C(.n,
“Commonly I eat ’em!" continued
Who totes de bigges* muscle;
and this was continued several weeks
would sit awkwardly around looking 1 of such revelry as is only imagined br
“That show.« what you know about vorce.
Nor am she de fines' gal
the large party in a loud voice. Thf it,” interposed the husband of the fair
Smith is drinking imported ale to at him. He could not talk politics tollers of fairy stories. A baud of
The boys attending school were nearly
Who wars de bigges* bustle.
little man’s smile grew more feeble and artist, with just a trace of sadness in put flesh on. while Johnson is living ou much at such a time, and the bulk ot
all sons of wealthy parents and some
gnats, or insects resembling them
You kin not jedge de kin* oh man
ghastly.
of them were dunces enough to look I
crackers and walking ten miles a day his visitors were shy of speech. They seemed to bo performing some mys io
By the manner ob his walkin’.
his tones.
“
I
chaw
’
em
up
and
leave
’
ent!"
con
with dis.lain on a scholar who had to !
An dey ar not de smartes' folks,
“I don’t see why you say so, John,” to reduce his avoirdupois.
handled the symbols that had been dance. They floated on the beams of
Who do de louden' talkin'.
tinued the grader fiercely, as he glared retorted the latter.
The laborer with ton children keep, sent in, and spoke to him of their use, light; rising and falling ¡Q undulatiag
drive a cow.
— Yanke« BlaJa.
around without appearing to notice the
With admirable good nature Watson I
“Let’s figure tho cost I probably out of debt on ten dollars a week, and he would sjmetimes take tho end
small man with the dying smile. “1 have kept a closer watch upoR that de while many an unmarried bank official of an axe helve between his lingers and lines, forming and reforming,
bore all their attempts to annoy him.
BUFFALO AND BULL-DOG.
disappearing, as if at some prucoin-,., te<l
wouldn't
hit
a
little,
sneakin'
wad
of
n
partment of the business than you have with a hundred dollars a week can't hold the axe out at arm’s length, to signal, only to appear again U^m,,
"I suppose, Watson,” said Jackson, Plucky Conduct of a Dog Which Went
man that weighed less than a hundred done.”
get
along
without
helping
himself
to
another boy, one day—"I suppose your
show
that
he
had
not
lost
his
strength.
Huutlug on the Plains.
new shape. So regular and exact w,-^
and fifty, ’cause there wouldn’t be
“Well, begin.”
the bank's funds.
father intends to make a milkman of
In various simple ways he thus man these movements that I was impressed
The pack of dogs were in full cry enough of him left for a funeral; but
“
In
the
tii-st
pla»'e,
the
plate
itself
Robinson
takes
sherry
to
give
him
an
(ou?”
aged to kill time. One fellow had thn that thoy had some meaning. In and
after the stampeding herds of bellow I've bit more’n a million of 'em!"
appetite, while Brown, who has a wine impudence to come wearing a seces about this band of players various other
cost you $3?”
"Why not?" asked Watson.
ing beasts as they rushed and tore
The
little
man
weighed
less
than
a
“
I
know,
”
returned
the
artist,
with
collar,
can
’
t
touch
a
drop
of
it
on
ac
“O, nothing. Ouly don't leave much »long the column with their peculiar,
sion cockade in his hat Lincoln spoke form, were darting. Such games of
water in the cans after you rinse them rolling gait. But King, the bull-dog, hundred and thirty, and appeared to be an air of triumph; “but you can’t cut count of apoplectic tendencies. The to him pleasantly, and shook hands as tag! such »rial leaps, dives and
growing
rapidly
smaller.
a decorated plate like that for less than doctor tells Morrill that if he doesn’t with the others, and the intruder sat plunges! all showing that this sunbath
—that's all.”
singled out the immense wounded lead
"W'y, blank their little hides!” went ♦5.”
stop work and take a rest he will go around half an hour, looking foolish
The boys laughed and Watson, not er, who had now slackened his speed
“That may be so,” continued the into a decline, and then tolls Blakely and saying nothing, and finally went was being enjoyed to the utmost ex-
In the least mortifiisl, replied: "Never and was faltering in his tracks. He on the big, big man, “there orter be a
that if he does not abandon bis seden out The crowd quietly ignored the tent
tear; if ever I am a milkman, 1'11 givu sprantf at his throat with great cour law ag’in ’em! They got to pass it husband cruelly.
Once, whon lying on the rocks that
“Next you bought about an ounce of tary position and go off somewhere and
good men,ore and good milk."
age, fastened upon him, and the battle mighty quick, though, or I'll have ’em
intended insult"
face the ocean, not far from Nahant I
You
all
killed
off!"
liquid
gold,
which
cost
$3.75.
work
on
a
farm
he
will
die
of
torpidity
The day after this conversation there commenced, with the columns as silent
“Mr. Lincoln wav just as democratic »as attracted by a curious clicking
The little man was looking at the used about half that amount.”
of the liver.
was a public examination, at which spectators. It was a novel spectacle. window
in tho White House, I believe,” I said. sound, first on one side, then on the
out
of
the
corners
of
his
eyes
You
“
Not
all
on
that
plate,
John,
One
man
is
ordered
to
eat
eggs
be
ladies and gentlemen from the neigh The brooded troopers, the great, shag
“Yes,’l assented Colonel Nieolay, other; as if a sv • Bf signalling was
know I spoiled about as much as 1 cause tjiey are nutritions, ami another
boring town were present and prizes gy beasts thundering by, the white- and contemplating a leap.
“and that went far toward giving him going on. Recognizing the note of one
i
used.V
I
“
Somebody
tie
iqv
hands
'p'
feet
an
’
is
cautioned
to
leave
them
alone
be
were awarded by the principal of our topped wagon train closed up and halt
his firm hold on the hearts of the peo of the locust tribe. I carefully turned
“I know you did, my dear, anu you
4ch.Mil, and both Watsop and Jackson ed, thd fleeting shadows, and the al ’show me one o' these small men!” ruined abouf |3 worth of carpet with cause they produce bile.
One l.ian keeps a pistol to protect ple. It was his custom, while bo was and saw half a dozen large, rusty-
received a creditable number, for in most limitless stretch of surrounding yelled the grader as he warmed up.
President, to hold an informal recep brown fellows, commonly known as
respect to scholarship they were about prairie and vast solitude. The bull "Lemnie lean over an' fall on him an’ the stuff; but I didn’t intend to reckon himself against burglars, while his tion between twelve and one o’clock grasshopiwrs, which so exactly imitated
equal. After the ceremony ot distri went down upon his knees, but so great sqnsh him! Somebody hold me an’ lead that in this table. Then you bought a neighbor doesn’t keep one for fear of each day, to hear in person the the rocks in color that it was with tho
bution, the principal remarked that was his strength that he quickly arose up a small man an' lemme look at him book of instruction which cost |2.50 shooting some member of the family requests and wishes of all s orts greatest difficulty I distinguished them
there was ono prize, consisting of a and whirled the dog in great circles an’ par'lize him! Ya— •a i —a—ah! Lem more. And you took six lessons on the by mistake.
You will sometimes see a man plant of people who chose to como to when not in motion. It was apparent
gold medal, which was rarely awarded, over his head. King had been taught me breathe on one of 'em an' scorch design you painted, at $1 a lesson, . u
you paint any more plates, you will ing trees about his place for the shade; to see him. Rich and poor, white and that they were engaged in some curious
not so much on account of its great never to let go. The entire command him!”
The little man had his feet braced have to take <no{« lessons, lan’t I til at and, at the same time, you will see black, crowded into the business office, performance, as they wore inarching
cost, as because the instances were rare now watched with breathless attention
another cutting down all tho trees (now Colonel Lamont's) shook hands about in the most erratic manner, dodg
and
gripp.nl his umbrella with the en- so?”
the
apparently
unequal
struggle,
ex
which rendered its bestowal proper.
••Yes,
but
I
will
only
need
one
oi
two aliout his house because they produce •nd told him what they wanted. He ing and hiding behind pieces of stone,
ergy
of
a
last
hope,
as
ho
resolved
to
pecting
every
moment
to
see
the
dog
It was the prize of heroism. The last
generally wrote a card and referred tlie and exhibiting remarkable acuteness in
os each plate from this time on.”
too much moisture.
medal was awarded about three years crushed to death. Down went the bull sell his life as dearly as possible.
“I haven’t mentioned the paints and
Due rich man wears poor clothes be petitioner to the proper department, avoiding each other. All the little
"War-r-r tharl Git outer my way!
ago to a boy in the first class, who again on his knees, this time not from
any weakness, but to gore the dog; Gimme one o’ these yere dwarfs or 1'11 brushes you bought They cost «10 cause lie is rich and can do any thing, but often he attended to it himself. irregularities of the rocks were care
rescued a poor girl from drowning.
Men who wanted office caine; alleged
The principal then said that, with rising, he would stamp his feet, in his bust yer car!" yelled the big man. at more, but will probably answer for while a poor man wears fine clothes be Unionists who wanted pay for losses; fully taken advantage of, and their mo
time to come in your future work. cause he is poor and wants to create
tions in creeping upon one another re
the permission of the company, he .age, then shaking him awhile he ho rose up and begin strikingout. wildly some
cranks who showed him how to put minded me of those of a cat, so stealthy
would resume swinging and snapping at the air. “Show me a little man, I’ve not finished yet. It cost $1 to have the impression that be is not
would relate a short anecdote.
the plate fired. Now, let’s see what
Ono man is killed by accident and down the rebellion; mothers who had and .ly were hey. • This game of hide-
"Not long since, some boys were fly him like whip-cord through the 'cause I’m hungry! Bring me one foi the cost is:
air.
The
foam,
now
bloody,
flecked
another
tries to commit suicide and sons in the army; relatives ot men who and-seek was occaAmally varied by a.
ray
supper!
Hi-i
thar!
Dash
me
here
’
s
ing a kite in the street, just as a poor
is m
Plato...........
had been ordered shot; tramps who leaping performance. Two locusts
the
long,
tawny
beard
of
the
bison
bull.
one
now
—
see
me
chaw
him!
”
And
he
fails.
(¡old
...................
1
<
lad on horseback rode by on his way to
were hard up and wanted money or would gravely fa.-e each other, anil
Carpet spoiled
a 01
His
eyes,
nearly
concealed
in
the
long
One
man
escapes
all
tho
diseases
that
made
a
lunge
at
the
little
man,
who
in
the mill. The horse took fright and
S 01
Lessons............
transportation to enable them to go then as if at a given signal thoy would
matted
hair
that
covered
his
shaggy
flesh
is
heir
to
and
is
killed
on
a
rail
some
unaccountable
way
shot
up
ovei
Book
.................
S
M
threw the boy, injuring him so badly
It was like some ancient jump into the air, one passing over the
10 U) road; another man goes through half- somewhere.
Paints................
tlmt ho was carried home and confined head, flashed fire, and his rage knew the buck of his seat and rushed along Firing.................
1 01
Druid standing under an oak tree and other in the flight, alighting and as
no
bounds.
The
dog,
which
had
com
a-dozen
wars
without
a
scratch
and
the
aisle
and
out
tho
door
onto
the
real
some weeks to his Ix-d. Of the boys
l -.T 37 :
dealing out justice to the realm.”
suming the same positions, only re
who had unintentionally caused the menced the tight a pure white, now platform, where he rode to the next
“That is just shameful, John. You then dies of whooping-cough.
“Didn’t the people exasperate Old versed. I watched their maneuvers for
The prize-fighter reforms and be
disaster, none followed to learn tho turned to a spotted crimson from blood station, while the big man subsided and know* my next wofk won’t cost me
comes a preacher, while the theological Abe sometimes?'’
some time, and listened to the curious
fate of the wounded lad. There was which had flowed from the buffalo’s spread his feet all over the opposite nearly so much.”
“Not often. He listened pationtly clicking that accompanied them; but
student leaves his university to become i
one boy, however, who witnessed the wounds, and still his brute instincts, scat, pulled his hat down over his eyes,
“
We
’
ll
see
about
that,
”
continued
to all, seldom protecting himself even dually an incautious movement broke
accident from a distance, who not only tenacious courage and training 1 *d and only grunted and kicked aimlessly her husband. “Your plate will cost a |>»jfessionid base-ball pitcher.
Tho man who can make twenty thou from bores. I never saw him angry up the games, and the players flew
went to make inquiries, but stayed to him to hold on. Had he let go for a at tho arm of the seat when the con |3; gold (barring accidents) say $1.
moment the crazed Ixill would have ductor came along and demanded a lessons $2. paint, say $1, and firing $1. sand dollars a year, as a general thing ’ but twice, and then only momentarily. away, seemingly uttering vigorous pro
render service.
r
gored
him to dentil before he could ticket.— F. 11. Carruth, in Chicago Trib That makes |S. Pretty high price to can’t save a cent while the man who is I He turned one man out of the room tests.
"The laiy, soon learned that the
I and laid his hand on his shoulder to
have
retreated.
The
bull
grew
per
thrifty
and
wise
is
seldom
so
gifted
The
love
of
sport
is
not
confined
to
une.
woun.lml boy was the grandson of a
pay for a i.5 plate, ehF This doesn't
hasten his departure if necessary.”
that he can earn any thing at all.
these lowly crimturos. I doubt that an
poor widow, whose sole support con ceptibly weaker; ho rose to his feet
include
the
expense
of
a
headache,
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS.
I asked if Mr. Lincoln comprehended animal can be found which does not in
often. He could no longer throw
We know a wealthy merchant who
sisted in selling the milk of a cow, of lees
backache and loss of temper which a keeps
half a dozen horses,who recently that he was in constant danger of his some way or at soqne time show a desire
Most Commonly Connected
which shu was the owner. She was old the dog in circles above his head. The An Affliction
painting
always
produces
in
you.
life.
With the Middle Ear.
blood stained King to a more vivid red,
for what we term “amusement.” Amon's
Neither does it take in the unount of stated that his store was closed on ac
and lame, and her grandson, on whom and, begrimed with dirt, he had lost
Catarrh is an increased secretion of vexation your illness always causes me. count of a “holliday;” and we also
“Of course,” said Colonel Nicolay. the land animals, or rather the land and
she depended to drive her cow to the all
semblance to his former self. All mucus from the mucous membrane, due No, my friend,” added the husband, in know a proof-reader who can spell “It was often discussed between his water animals, tho otters are especially
pasture, was now helpless with his were
anxiously looking for the struggle
■very word in the English language
bruises. •Never mind, good woman,' to end. Impatience was already dis to its inflammation. This membrane conclusion, as he turned to the investi correctly, and the only time he experi friends and himself. They would sav: noticeable from the fact that some of
lines the cavities of the eyes, ears, nose, gator, “I find it cheaper to buy my
‘Now, Lincoln, you must look out aiid their games are exactly like those of
said the boy; •! will drive the cow.’
played upon the men’s faces, when sud mouth; indeed, every cavity which china. I am afraid a whois dinner set ences any horse is when he eats horse bo constantly on your guard. Some human device. It was Audubon who
"But his kindness did not stop there. denly General Mackenzie shouted: ••Kill opens directly or indirectly to the air.
radish.
crank is liable to come along and kill first chronicled their actions, he having
Money was wanted to get articles from the animal and put him out of his mis The mucous membrane of each of thesi would leave me nothing to buy food to
Good people die and bad people live. you.’ His answer always was, ‘I will watched them from a secluded spot,
the apothecary. *1 have money that ery.” It w as a merciful command. Two organs is liable to inflammation am1 dine on.”— N. Y. Mail anti Expresi.
Hie man who is fat with health can't be careful. But I can not discharge and since then their games have been
my mother sent me to buy a pair of men stepped forward to the enormous consequent morbid increase of mucus,
ret employment, and the man who is my duties and withdraw myself en enjoyed by many observers. The otters
CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN.
boots with,’ said h.y •but I can do with beast, now oil his knees rocking to and and hence we may speak of catarrh o!
making money hand-over-list lias to tirely from danger of an assault I see (Intra canadensis) are perhaps the orig-.
out them for nwliile.’ O, no,’ said the fro, the dog still holding on, and the stomach, bowels, bladder. The in Dtoeomfi»rt« Experienced by Tourists bound give up business on account of Ill- hundreds of strangers every day, and
mators of the games of sliding down hill,
fur I’opocMtepef!’• Summit.
ol.l woman, '1 can't consent to that; placing their carbines behind the left flammation may be acute or chronic.
if any one has the disposition to kill and tobogganing.
The effects of the rarity of the atmos health.
hilt here is a pair ot heavy boots that I shoulder, to reach a vital point, tired
Linguists are keeping peanut stands, me he will find opportunity. To be
As popularly used, the word catarrh
Otters are always found about
bought for Thomas, who can’t wear He gave one great quiver, one last generally refers to the mucous mem phere were felt as soon as the start was aud monkeys are writing for newspa absolutely safe, I should cock myself
them. If you would only buy these, spasmodic rocking, and spread him brane of the nostrils, pharynx (bark made, and it was impossible to proceed pers. In a railroad collision the danc up in a box.’ Threatening letters streams; building their tunnel-nests in,
we should get on nicely.” The boy self upon the vast prairie, dead, Not mouth) and air tubes. An ordinary more than a few yards without stopping ing-master generally loses his feet, and came, and these I always showed to the banks, having as » rule, one en
trance into the water, and another on
to take breath. The ascent was made
bought the boots, clumsy as they were, till then did King let go!— Outing.
“cold” in the “head” is a temporary in zig zags, and naturally a rest was the mathematician his head.
Mr. Lincoln, who generally turned shore. Duringthe winter a bank isse-
and has worn them up to this time.
The pugilist breaks his wrist, and the them over to the War Department”— ected havingagood incline andleading-
catarrh. Catarrhal deafness is most taken at the end of each direct line.
"Well, when it was discovered by tho
TOLD BY THE TASTE.
commonly connected with the middle At the start, to climb for eight minutes ! opera-singer contracts throat trouble.
II’. A. Croffut, in Indianapolis Journal. into tho water.or sometimes out upon the
other boys at the school that our scholar
Tlie mail with a colossal fortune is
ear, the tympanic cavity—the portion and rest five was considered making
ice. The snow y then carefully patted
How
Tobacco
Expert«
Makolhelr
Cholc«
was in the habit of driving a cow, he
next beyond the drum. This cavity very good time. It was not long be usually obliged to adopt an heir, while
THE LADY OF LYONS.
of DlfTcrent Brand«.
down and rendered as smooth as possi
was assailed every day with laughter
the
man
without
a
cent
generally
has
••I’ll smoke that and then toll you opens into the mouth through the Eu fore a rest of eight minutes was re
ble. and finally becomes a glare of ice.
Version of an Old.
and ridicule. His cowhide boots in
stachian tube, and is thus supplied with quired for every four of climbing, and a sufficient number of heirs to satisfy A New »nd VeraclouM
I like it."
Fashioned story.
I bis accomplished, the otters start at the
particular were made a matter of mirth. how
half
a
dozen
capitalists.
“Well, 1'11 not put tho brand on the the necessary air. Now the mucous after half the ascent was made we
An impression prevails among some top of tho hill, and turning upon their
Hut he kept on cheerfully and bravely, marl
One
man
won
’
t
touch
bacon
for
fear
ot on lhe strength of that teak” membrane that lines this tube may
give themselves a push with their
day after day. never shunning observa returned one of the largest importers swell and close it up, iu consequence of rested more frequently and without of getting trichina, and another swenrs |M'ople that the Lady ot Lyons was a backs
tion, driving tho widow's eow and of cigars in tho city to a friend whom inflammation extending from the nos* exerting ourselves to sit down. We by Bacon because some people think he circus woman who went into the lions' hind feet, and a»;ay go the living sleds,
thrust our staves into the snow and
cage and performed them. Such was •lashing down the incline, turning at
wearing his thick boots.
had a.ke.l to give his opinion of a trils and pharynx. Deafness, more or leaned our heads upon them. Drowsi wrote Shakespeare.
the bottom and with a splash entering
“He never explained why he drove he
We wish we could find out why these not the ease. She was a wealthy young the 0.11.1 water, or darting away on the
less, may be due to this closure.
ness overtook us, and progress became
lady of Lyons, N. Y., who moved in
thoeow. for hewim notindilied to make uow brand of cigars he thought of in
Again, the mucous membrane which mechanical. We moved only as spurred things are so, because it would set our the first circles. She was strolling in smooth ice. So fond are the animals of
troducing
to
the
public.
a boast of his charitable motives. It
"All right. Just give me a box of lines the cavity of the middle ear may on by our ever-watchful guides. If minds at rest and make us happy.— the garden one day when the gardener's this sport that they keep it up for a
was by mere accident that his kindness
them
an.l I’ll be able to make a better itself be inflamed. If this is long con left to oiwselves we would have fallen HucE
eon, who w:»s weeding an onion bed, ong time, and hunters watch the slides
and «elf-denial were discovered by his
- I saw her and immediately fell in love knowing that here they have the best
tinued, the membrane becomes thick* asleep. Our heart.« beat with fearful
test of their worth.”
The Only Ac«NJetit.
teacher.
"That would be no better than the enod; the ossicles—the little bones that rapidity and the breath became shorter
with her. He thought there never was ( nance of finding the otters.
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, I first plan you suggested.”
“Did any of your family get cut to such a woman as Pauline, though he
conduct the vibrations of sound from and shorter. Kinging sensations in the
The sea-otters are just as plat fill.
ask you—wiui there not true heroism in
with
a
mowing-machine
this
pieces
•’Perhaps, then," repled the friend, the drum to the nerves of the internal
tlie tH.y’s conduct? Nav. Master Wat slightly offended, "you don’t consider ear—may be greatly interfered with; head like those produced by large year?” ho asked of a farmer ou the couldn't make his pa lean that way, i T “Je/ound Wng on the great kelp
doses of quinine were experienced.
nor hit ma. Hearing of the young beds offshore, ami have been seen toss
son, do not ge‘ out of sight bohin.l tho mo a capable judge of tobacco.”
the mucus may accumulate and be* The moat acute pains shot through the market yesterday.
man’s infatuation, a couple of Pauline's ing their young into the air. riding on
blackboard. You were not afraid of
“No, sir.”
“Nothing of t'.e sorL You certain come solid, its fluid portion being ab
discarded lovers put up a job on her. th. breakers upon their backs, and
lidieule, you must not be afraid of ly have had enough experience to '.ell a sorbed, or it may become purulent, at skull. Conversation was suspended,
"Any legs taken off by the reaper?” They dressed Claude in tine clothes and going through a number of motions of
except among the guides, and their
praise."
“Not a leg. ”
good cigar when you »moke it, but in abscess, and may eat its way through voices fell on our ears as if coming
introduced him to her as a Count. He an extremely interesting nature. That
As Watson, witli blushing cheeks, while tlmt test may be sufficient for the drum. Thus deafness, iu various
“Any one fall off a haystack and run was of no 'count as a simple gardener, these occurrences are truly games, „no
from
a
great
distance.
It
was
impos
eame forward, a round of applause you to judge whether the cigar suits degrees, may result
pitchfork
into
him?
”
*
sible to tell what progress was being
but as a supposed titled man he rose in needs but to watch the domestic cat and
S|M>ko tho general approbation, and the your individual taste or not, it is not
"No, sir."
As to the treatment of catarrhal made, for the top and bottom seemed
the social scale very greatly. He pict her kntens; and young Hons, tigers and
lu.slal was presented to him amid the thorough enough for ray purposes."
“
Any
one
get
wound
up
in
the
deafness, we can give no other advice equidistant all the wav up. We barely
ured to her in giowing colors his home all tho cat tribe have similar disposi-
cheers of tho audience.— Children’»
“How should a cigar be judged, than to urge an early resort to the boot escaped the most severe experience tumbling-rod of the thrashing-ma by the Lake of Como, with its fruits of Hons, while if we turn to the monkey its
Chin.
chine?
”
then, if not by smoking it?”
exjM’rt within call. In this way alone likely to occur to those who reach that
gold, nicke.’-plated batiauas, etc., and entire existence is seen to be a contin-
"No, sir.”
"There are several ways. First by in mauy cases, can permanent and high elevation: bleeding at the nose,
The Weight of a Fly.
she expected to be cmiveyed to it in a nous game, or an endless series of prac
"Any
one
killed
by
the
explosion
of
its appearance. You can tell by look perhaps complete, deafness be avoided.
palace car. four sections to themselves. tical jokes perpetrated upon its fellows
James Spencer hit on a novel way to ing at it whether it Is well made or not. The medical and surgical resources are mouth and ears. It would have been the
p
.rtable
boiler?"
Judge, then, of her vexation and dis — H'ule Awake.
get at tho approximate weight of a fly. Then it's color has much to do with its now vastly beyond what they were signal that we had gone too far, that
"N.v.”
gust
on being conveyed in a bob-tailed
His store is greatly pestered with flies, value. But the way to test its flavor fifty years ago. But we must add, let heart and lungs refused to submit
“None of the women burned todoath
further, and we should have placed
Value of Sett-Restraint.
horse-car and landed at his mother's
and he recontly brought into use the is by tasting and smelling it”
•II who seem specially liable to ca ourselves in the hands of our guides to by kerosene?"
humble
lodgings
on
the
sixth
floor
of
a
patent fly paper, lie put out *21 of
"Not"
A quick temper is an unfortunate in
••How can you taste a cigar without tarrhal difficulties avoid exposure tc
cheap tenement building. She there heritance.
these sheets, being 12x28 inches each, smoking it? You wouldn't chew it, cold winds, wear flannel next to the be carried back to Tlainacas.
"Well, you ought to be thankful.”
but not an irremediable one.
Our physical endurance was stretched
upon
denounced
Claude
and
his
decep
covering a surface of 336 square inches. would you?"
“Yes, 1 suppose six The only acci
Let our young friends understand this
skin, >*y< in every practicable way, almost to its limiBby the time the head
tions.
and
he
went
off
and
enlisted
to
In thn evening, when the papers wore
"By no means To taste a cigar you maintain a high degree of general guide shouted. “Here we are! Smell the dent we had in our neighborhood oc tight Indians. He got an appointment as a fact and cease to bewail their
filled, he t<H»k them up to destroy them take the large end ill your mouth an.l health.
sulphur!” The whiff of sulphurous curred to a chap who came out from as an Indian Agent amassed a hand weakness. Let them take matters
and noticed the increased weight, and, press your tongue against the ends of
“
Beating
”
in
the
ear
is
due
to
an
in
«moke which greeted our nostrils, tell lhe city to stay a day or two with me. some fortune in a short time and cam» seriously in hand and strive to modify
struck with curiosity, ho put the papers, the leaves Then drsw your breath
creased
sensitiveness
of
the
nerve,
ing
ihat our task was nearly completed H • fell asleep in the orchard and a back to claim his bride. Every thing the disposition by keeping a close watch
with their load of dead flies, in a pair through it three or four times Thst
causing
it
to
feel
the
throbbing
ol
and
rest was at hand, acted like a power salt chewed all lhe hair off h l head!” was explained, except how he came to u|M>n themselves, by avoiding occasions
of scales, and found that the 21 weighed way you get the entire flavor. I have
some
minute
artery.
In
many
cases
of
ful
stimulant
We awoke for a final —Detroit Free Press.
get so much money, and Claude and of irritation, and those old associate*
exactly seven pounds. He then weighed bought tobacco for thirty years and I
ear
troubles
there
is
a
ringing
(linnil-
effort,
pressed
on.
and rested not until
Pauline were re-united.— Teaai Sift- whose temper is known to be readily
21 sheets without the flies, and found use my judgment alm.Mt solely in my
A
Trifle
Sarcastic.
excitable, like their own. Go, my hot
tngs.
that they weighed four pounds and four purchases. During that time 1 have un) in the ears* which may be of al we stood breathless upon the summit
headed. explosive friend, with kind,
-----------------------
most every conceivable degree and va- of Po]x»catepetl.— Arthur Hotv tni Noll,
Wife to H isbnnd—1 can’t compre
ounces. Thus on the *21 papers there
-Nothing snows greater abjectness good-natured people and cultivate their
ne.er smoked « single cigar, cigarette ri*tjr. — YuulKt Companion.
in American Migmine.
hend how I ever came to marry such
were 44 ounces, or two pounds and 12 or
of spirit than a haughty demsaiior mauner.—Phrenological Journal.
pipe, and 1 never chewed in all my
uiinecs of flics. This number of flies 1«
—On lhe tennis court: “That girl a donkey as you.
toward Inferiors.
—Jack--,J>!.thel, 1 urn ashamed of
Husband -Don’t get excited, my
taken probably two or three times a life. Smoking vitiates the delicate t you. 1 saw that Frenchman in the con mnat be a dreadfully poor player.”
— "TIow do yon get along without
—The latent discovery is a seven-inch
day. "Now if you want to know how taste of a judge of tobacco. Yes in servatory kissing you repeatedly. • WbyF” ••Because her dress is ao ex dear.
watermelon in winter. U .cle Jo.:?” vein of leather polish or shoe-blacking
•
The
only
explanation
for
it
io
that
much , rt v wei/h*," ,ny, Mr. Spencer, deed. there are many things in our Why didn’t you tell him to stopF” pensive. ”— ’
T»m*ea.
business
that
the
public
doesn't
know,
“
Suh.
dar
an
chickens
in
winlah.
—
Iw.-isah ot a wre died, ignominious
on the farm of M. H. Gladman. just
“you will tiii.l that there ix mi nrerage
Ethel—•*! couldn’t. Jack.” Jack
Boston Courier.
—John a». Kapt-na, whose death is fool.*'
of JO Hie, to the «quiire inch on the and that is on, ot theim”—.V. K Hail I “You couldn'tF Why notF” Ethel
west of Hopkins, Mo. It is found four
and
A'zvrs
as
—A Little M sapprohenslnn.—Miss feet from the surface, and when wet
anuounce»! in the latest news-budget
“Now look here, my dear, you may
pn|«'r. Un one paper, therefore, which
*-5Ve are not sent to teed the people “I can’t speak French.”
from the Samlwich Islands, was a full- abuse me as much as you please, but Dewdrop—“D .n't you think Mr. R.se-
I.»« S36 .qu.tre inches you haro 6,7Í0 with the products of our own wisdom,
—A l>oubtful Success.—l>e Purster blooded Haw aiian, w ho had been prom I «hall not allow you ;o call my wife a bnsh has a very sensitive mouth? ' Miss and rubbed on a pair of shoes or leather
Itiex, anti oil the whole jl nheet. there much less with our difficulties doubts
(who has forgotten the name of an at*- inent in public life for many years. fool. You must speak re*p ctfully Rayne (blushing violently) — "How makes a splendid polish. The find is a
«re 141. ISO tlie.; therefore, if 141,1 JO and uncertainties—these will not build quaintance
curiosity. Nodaway county has most
and wishes to recall it un I From 1870 to 1880 he was Governor of when you mention her name, even if should I know?”— Tid-Bits.
lite, weigh 44 ounces how much .loe, them up in spiritual life and holiness—
all the good things of this world, and
obtrusively)
—
“
By
the
way
—
your
pe
the
Island
of
MauL
Then
he
went
as
•he
does
not
deserve
it.
”
—
-
SchaiA
—
Na
’
ure
usually
keeps
the
general
one II) weigh? It i, * »imple ealcula- hut with the meaning of His wisdom culiar name; may I ask how you
now can boast of a shoe-blacking mine
Minister
to
Japan,
and
on
his
return
._
•
j
even
paca.
A
run
of
ihings
<>n
an
,
__
_
lation, an.l thoxe who have a curiosity and words who is Himself the bread of
—-'Jenkins, 1 ve got some tning to naturally bard heart is very apt to —the ouly one iu the world.
spell
itF
”
Acquaintance
—
“
C'ertainly.
was
made
Prime
Minister
He
re
to know can quickly fin.l it ouL”-* life. — If. F. Ba'fem.
iLr-<>*w-n.” !>r Buy st er (expressively) mained at the I e id of the Government tell you. It grieves me to say it, but. grow harder, and a naturally soft
t Aorianeuya < I en».) Tuneo.
WIT AND WISDOM.
When we have received the goapel —“▲hr*—nd- au
for two years, served Mhoequaatly as as a friend, 1 don't think I ought to herd Is equally certain to grew softer.
— “Here’s a piece in the paper about Postmaster-Gi’iieral. and was Finance keep silent.” “What is it, man—what —N. T. Lodaer.
— A pn«c of «óo0 K m been offered we should have an immediate wish to
—M<*n who bare company must have
an Indianapolis woman whose voice Minister in the Gibemi Cabinet which is it?" “1 saw Brown throwing kisses
for lhe production of lhe beat practical give it to some one else. It Is too
—A photographer Is ont with “Sug money.
can be heard a mile,” sahl Mrs. Slasher was overthrown )« m July. Mr Ka to your wit«.” "Great Scott! I gestions
elementary text-book of tropical agri | to keep all to ourselves The
to Sitters.” We have sent a
—The darkest night was never yet
culture apm-fally Applicable to Jamaica, g ves it to us and gives us hearts to to her husband. **WelL dear, don't be l*ns accompnaled King Kalakaua on woulda't hare believed it" “I thought marked copy to a mi l who allows his longer than the brightest day.
prolit
by
it;
let
ns
be
Ilk,
him
andgir,
it
jealous.
You
may
not
be
much
ou
a
not."
“
But
come
to
think
of
it
his visit to this country in 1874, and
luanuaero'ia to be »ubmittedtoth, gov
wife to take c '•! up three flights and
—One man rain, his business because
ernment >J Jamaica oa or before Au- 1 to any whom we may reach by our word mile dash, but your staying qualities again made a tour of the United States Brvwn never did have much taste.”— hlacX all the children's shoes.— Bur be is a sloven; another ruina it because
Wafktrsiflvtt tritsc.
are strainly unsurvaseed-
of iuflueucs —(’••<<d Freotniteiiai».
two vean axu.
*
lington Free Free.
•*»t L 18*». —
D -»oolor.
he iaa fop.
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