, NATURE FAKER HAS FELLOW FEELING FOR PUBLICITY SHARKS Know Jolcs Sends Grueling to Admen and Will Meet Them TJiIb Afternoon Nature Man Recounts Incidents of His Experiences In the Wild and Wooly Wilderness HMMHMtfVhMMMHHrttoBBnvvnMMMnt'r'- m , - wan '.rrLMMLiimvMMmtmair .mbu vviv 11 Jf M aHHiHKiJillrSrM in II)' KNOW .lOI.KS. , (gpoclal tfl Too Jackrabblt.) CAMP rWXCOxillC. Sept. . Welcome to Dead, fallow faker! My heart ion Ml to yoo. brother In a groat profession! I would that I e to great yon. and to wrgaoa, m one adman to another, lo stick to nether. We nmet co-operate. We must unionise. If we hang together wt ran fool alt the people all the time, ineteail of Jue wuua of them eorae of the Hum. TfkMii..iu wiMriilnir in vmi rmmA thin, I nhall Iim ending my remark-1 able nature teat I have lived for' ten dnya In the wild by my wlta, aad havn Mtrrlved. I wont In naked an I have demonstrated that clothes do not Hinko the man. II tit you will huo mo oon. Chor up! I uni leaving Camu Buncombe teirl) Monday morning, and will make another camp where I shall re poivi) you In the afternoon. Yah will reeognlie me at onto; mun of yonr railing will know a fake when they eee one. I am greatly disappointed thai Joe' Know lea did not ucojimpnnv rott. aa I had wired him urgently lo come, ao that wo could place our rival , claims before you. lint Know is ivIduHtly scented trouble and refused ' my plialtoiiRo. However, that w II , make my ixmltlon all the firmer. Word eoiiien to iho that I have I been rtubjrctod to crltlriam by my , oneiiiloN on ground of morality. In an ueeount Rpiioitrlng In the Oregon Journal Thuraday I atutml Diet I , Kloil at the foot of one of the Three Btmera. My orltlra nttek to mnku i caidtnl of that frank adnilfalon, but J cant their Mora In their rare, an Koim jhe Hull known Kreneh nroverli, "lluney aa(a vho mnlly intM, ' which IioIdk lrunltod meana "Don't ilreaa In n Kin hounu without blow lag out the light." The pleturoa which I miolonn tell the. atory or my groat comlmt wl'.h nature, and prove liayoiul doubt all my eotitenlloHN. The tlrxt hIiqwm me aa I entered the wlldernaiHi. 1 hud Mtiirted atrtctiv al freacn, but Muyor Miller of llend romiielleil me to don the Mgebruen union Hiilt wiilcli hhlea tmrh of mv graeaful form In the photograph, in thla picture i am eagerly wau-ningi the mad flight of a savage uumut'ngi (m "iTNEVERfcy jnoiw (limit KilltJon.) Ynnkml mildly from our own snug little Huiiotuiii lust Saturday nt about 9:37 1. in., by the stern rail of dutv, wo got on u train with u lot of oth er nltiionila, puomia. (Uberla and Jul nlttln nutH, and tho next morning we wore In lloud. dolemoIiliiK from the pluimant little ad-ntory room In which wo made tho Jouruoy. Ye Borlho llltoa Honil, wliloli wo mlttea ni"Ht huvo hot-i Klvon Uh imino hi ua to hurintmlu wlfli Uroqlt onnn d Werlnln will oxplaln thU jf you don't. at It. i -& ' ,Wo didn't. HHut Kd, lie ohortlod uhout It. J o 'And buqiiiu.i1 to think It was olavor. f -o "Which It may ho. For oil we know. (I' .ioi.i s in rum i 'vsidn i. ruses. bird, ablili latir I tan dn Tb lacoed .boloraih waa taken at the end of my Drat eventful day la too wllda. Tit atory of that d.iy ai raady haa appearod In the Oregnn Journal, and baa bean spoken for bv the UnpycliMMdla llounnlcua. In tbla tdrtura I wear the bwh-tat and door hidae, and carry Ihe megatith'r club with wblch I brained a bullfrot The third photo alio.wa me lb ac tion. I am tar libit In action. I bate to l-- alone Hi lite wllderneee, everything depend uiin nation my luutluv itlKlura huii InultlK on It. Hut Ihe rout tit picture la the prtd of the rolloctlon. It mIiowh the fruit of my lelMtra. The allk bat I arted from allk uorniN, whlou abound in wormvswMl. and I 1 1 nod It with tape Morma dteeovered In the aHlmeU I killed. The akin la from a ear I chloroformed, who nlao gave m th. cuffa before I overpowered him, ani. the garter which I aorured from a pink aurler anake. The boote were made from rubber ptanta. And apeeklng of picture, that re mind Hi" that my rival, Knowlee. rlalma to have painted a maaterplece while In the wllderneee. Hut he haa nothing on uie. for while I myaeif bad nothing on. I. Met. have made a picture that art cotiHoieeur decla.e to be In a eleae by Ucidf. It la exe cuted on ca!iaa, which I MKiired from n ratuaa back durk. and dono with a hair bruah made from a bare. The title la "An Adman at ISaae." and aliowa an ilmaii llng enslly. The painting followa the cuhlat v'vle. I have been naked what ctotlt'ng I preferred when alone with nature. Of coitrao I did not wear my elabor ate akin aulta all the time, aa they nre laith cumboraonio and too ahowv. My negllKee hna cmiMlalnd of n leaf, und aa occualiin rmjulrod I hae turn nil over a new leaf. (letting a well halnnced dint la no problem at all. Kor Itmtunco. my iunoh oonalaled of nrorn on the coi. Then there ure currenta from tin atroaina, and with n Itttlo diulerlty It hi oaay lo extract butter from the hHttorflltt. A dawn today I aurpriaed a tnut rl'lng from the bed of a stream. Bfter nil hie enmiMtntona had gone to achool. 1 tlcklad hint to death. Af ter weighing him on lilaaealaa I made h bug of hla akin lo hold my aafety raanr aud Jewelry. . . mwmxwmm CRABS" Aidwr), this Tow ne Ooaelp at)le geta oviir hiarn like Mill Htnala com lug homo to dinner from lalditw in that Juggernaut with which ha teara up the penuoful aauiiory of tUia fuir county. ' o " Sum llowltt told B n fish Htorv to- .liav. Ilmt I.Mtih.-llllitl 111! fill HlM AAltftV ItlvaiVligaq 1'ortlnpd, tho w. It. me-j irimiilia. A ilttln lutiw In the davl MhimIi Dnnu told vu tho aiime atory. J lip loin it J Hill mo nni.uo n im ur-u and iiliuoHt In the wiiiib wordu liuiHt Jiavo eollnbonitad on It. Theyl Varuo Forbes, our w. Ic. and pop. youm; boIoii. wont down lo Portland tho othor dny, und whim ho wont to wrlto IiIh naiuo on tho honk at thd IIqiiboii UniiBo, ho noticed that Homo ono from loa AiiKeltm luul Jut regis tered. "Torolval Chuuncoy Dilling ham and vnlot." It wasn't written very plain, but Vorno thought ho mado It out nil right, bo ho wrote right under It, "Vernon A. Forboa iKiu in; kii.ij:i Tin; llltKIt AMI 110IICAT (Prom Jole'a Diary.) Yesterday, I loft Tleod. naked. Tit day am noatlf. thoHHh Hot gaudltv clad In fura. My alnowy nmaelea and rich brown akin uro now covatod b the hldea or a der and a bobtnt. la aecurlng them I have made good my boeat that 1 ean get the hide' of any thliiK that hldee and am a maater of the akin game. It' waa eaay lo kill the deer. I apled him renting In a stream bed. Hark ing gently like a atuall tree I ap proached. I waa In my bare akin, m I too. rixifiublcd a wild thing. When In ntrlklng dlalance I abandoned tm cautloua lactiea and boldly ruahd forward, and before tho buck readied Hh danger the tittle aponge aoaked In chlorororni wa iirenaod to hla no, trll aa I alozed hla loft ear betweon my thumb and fureflnger. Ie atirloa 'd twice, plaintively, like a aea ottor. and then expired at my feet. Aa noon a I could restrain my emotions I removed hla akin and mado n aheath gown or It. Later the vonlaon. broil ed by my Jaji cook over the electric rangb tit my humble cabin waa mutt dellcloua. CoihIciimmI Milk Too Much. Capturing tho bobcat taxed my power further, however. The cat waa tracking a ground mole when I encountered him. Usually when caught In hi trackn a cat will fly ( ni hip liuinur, miu i nun iuiuii.'u i liypnollie htm, when to my atoulh meut he Hlmply spit nt me. Hut 1 waa prepared tor any emergoncy, und without hciltatlou produced a nan cor or rich cream, while calllpg "Put)', IMiiuy," In a tone of authority.. Hut he was too ausplcloun to como white I held the unit cor. bo I placed It on tho ground. Aa I withdrew the bob oat udvancod and lapped at the cream. It wna hla lam lap; the drondrul tragedy was enacted In n few second. For the saucer did net eontntn cream. nt all It wna almulv eondeused inljk! The surprise took tho uoor animal so oomplotoly off hla guard that 1 M-aa able to creep up to I mm, aueiiorea uy an improviseo niinu of catnip and end hla agony. and valise." Verne never would mo llend outdont. oven hy a town full or dyNpoutlc .millionaire like I.0KqH, An galea. No oue know tho 'pOrtNlhlllltaR uf thla uountry. We don't, lint wo doH know that It's UnpoHflblo for a wijole roglinont of mothora to aook hatior things to mi than we ha,dut. filator nnd Camp 8lx today. , . . o Wo not u good view of Suuaw (de leted by (Miliar) luountajn. too. We Jjhow now liow Kndw Jolee got hi jBUBtoiinnce lit thu wlUIaruoaji. Jlurluo Nolo: Tho wind blpw up Uto w. k. nnd noDnlar DubdJuIIbb rly W ytatefaar. "I'm looking nt yuh, anyhow. Olve 'om both barroU for muli." "Tlgo" Roynolds. BAR DUST ity loony oahii awntt. (Without apologia to ft morning IMtfiaA) The ithlne muv In) ff tiu; lutl In It a my gilvtae kid nitl AigerVs llnat. Jimmy Done Mid 'd im; and did. Yesterday m my north dty, o ftalgium it m place for a mini, tern ofcUd. Neltocr Is Bond. A follow once Mild: "I can't see Bend." HM Minn. You mttf conjugate but Xp" ean not daelina lewd. There If a Mun In Salem who It crazy to com to Bnd. Conelder well tfie proportion rf tlilom: It Hi bettor to li young Hend Hug than an old bird of para dise. o The dlgarnnce between (he lime ' Of OHT sad yOUHg IIVOH HNll B IniHCtl 'if viiln regrets ISO -Tll that to the lilami who stayed at homo. 1 tfnskoa hi awful nasty tiling' .There ntnt no thing niucli badder. Ki I would rathor be a lies , Than be a Cortland Aridor. Yw, $20 aeems like n good deal ii'l we're 8.110 leet higher thrn Portland: an I that's only a little er half a ei nt a foot. , V certain mm! guy of Multnomah Said "lly (lad, I'm no roamah." inotoad of coming to Band Hla trouble to end ' He dletl of dry rot In Multnomah. i There waa a young maa of Oetand. Who. whan told of th war by a friend, Bald "Holly got! thfcs la no olaeo for me," 8o ho boat It over to Rowd. o sHiTiCMiiim if. tun. A and faeod young I'ortland Ad Club ber This morning waa aoen with a bin In "Why didn't you send. Or drag me to Hood? I'd like to have been there to rub ber." I aleot In an Adman's bed last night When no Adman chanood to lie Rlgh, And 1 thought, aa I tumbled that Adman's nest How easily A dm on Met While tho Itnoslana and the I'roov Ian, tho Bngllsh end the French. Are shooting at each other from n military trench. We are doing our goldurndost to teach one hundred men The way to ue expression In the singing of "The Hen." H the stale goea drv who'll toad the Columbia river liar? Whon all the Mutta In Portland And all the nuts In Head Oct looae In Central Oregon May Cod the land defend! "The time has come," we Admen said "To go and see the boys "Who live on trout and troublo "And an appetite for noise." "Penonal Ambitions of Bend's Leading Citizens (Uy n Former Hand Resident.) Doo Coe -To own the other lot In the town. Clyde McKay To run for school director, unopposod. Vernon A. Forbes To bring the State house to llend. Jnek Wenandy To oscapo the Thelmn Joko. Hugh O'Kane To and a real antl rrt remedy and an antidote lor sleep lean daya. O. I. Putnam To bring the Davl cup to Hand. O. S. Hudson To bring out an other Hudson ear. J. P. Keyee To eeaaor nil mill new.. II. H. A Hon -To loose hi preem inence as a etty father. U. M. lara To mutmin hla waist II. A. MllhMv To bo mayor aga!n. O. A. June- To dtwovor a huIwU tulo for oroutn. 1). M4 nayis To find omploymant l?) L. M Foas To snitch boiho or Hardy'a (relght. IIUSIXKSS lTKMS. "Think of the awful nilBfortuiio that will befnll tho InRurnnco com paulea U tho nornidna sack and burn Paris." Bobbed Harvey O'Hrlnn. thla morning.' Harvey froquaiitly burata Into toai-H becfluso )ila fnthurlnnd linan't got anything to light nJiout linloe) It Is boeauso he wasn't bom undur came flag. U. It, Wheeler, new owner of the Evening TeUgrn Joined the Spe cial Da Luxe pnrtv on tho trip lo Hend to boo that John Carroll dooe not pad lifa OMienae nccouut. Qua Ifnlm aays buaineae has loeu rotton ov'or slnoe ho loft Portland. "Thou there was all dav Sunday aud here la ltbor Dav anothor holiday," ho oOiuplBtned btttorly. SPOHTIXO XOTKS. Kdgar Frank aaked tho portor to bring him a "Coney Island Red Hot" before he went to bod Inst night. He round a floa and a nuuxlo on the dog WHEN OREGON GOES DRY Sam Hewitt Has Unique Scheme to Preserve Intoxi cants and Make Deschutes Popular Mm Hrwltt having decided that Oregon will go dry at the coming election, haa eroHrod a plan whereby the afteek of the terrible blow wilt im mora easily absorbed and he an nounce that the people of Hand will be able to help consummate the pUn In a malarial way. Sam'a Idea la to gather all th booio III lh atale together the morn ing aftar election rnd ehlp It up Into the Caeeadea at the head watara if The DeafihtitM river and 11 the cold weather froaso It solid. Than whan ft thaws It will melt and run down into The Daachutoa which la teeming with the world's finest game Bah The flah will drink tho water In the river and get eouaod and while the trout are enjoying their Jag It will be an eaar matter to go down to the river right here at your very doors and eatch a mim of live hlgh-balta, cock tails, gltf rickeys, stiver llrr.ee or mint Juleps. As The Deschutes river Is a stream of great natural resource It la under federal regulation and the state au thorities have nothing to ray about what la done with the ftfh after they are eaught drunk or sober. When ao rofiiaod to eat It and asked for a "Mexican Hairless." Charloa K. Herg. president or the Ad Club, saya that Ihe ruling fashion now la for men to buy stockings for the women folk. To show hla ou-terprtr-o. be baa just engaged 12 of Anun lli.lri'u .hnv elrls In net as models and demonstrations. "Wo I charge no more for thm extra aerriee I than otherwise, and the war has ha-l no effect on our price." explained Charlie. "Sam" Jackeon of the Journal ain't her because "Ted" Moor of! the Oregonlan ain't, and they both ain't heBHe Jonnle Carroll of the Telegram la. i CAHD OF THANKS. The editorial etlKa of Tho Jack rabbit are nothing cut the Hoar Hoar! chorus: wait till we get start ed, will yn? nothing, aa we were aajiag. If not grateful. Therefore theoe flowers. For. aa a matter of fact, and perhaps our readera would like something or that nature to re lieve the monotony, this astounding buret of aporadtc Journalistic enter prise would not have been possible but for "Buck" Sawyer, who really really runs The Hand Hulletla. as everybody herealKiutJi knows full well. White tho rest of ua were holding tight and hoping ror the boat, and breaking axles on these corkscrew Crook county roads. "Huck" Sawyer was r.ack there In; tho sanctum fixing up our copy ao that It appoara In Its present partial ly coherent form, rending proofs aad bribing a disgusted lot of printers to, stay on the Job. Hence this first long Jump or Tho Jackrabblt, for praise or blame, should bo credited to tho best old scout In Crook coun ty and that's taking In some terri tory, we are Informed. But. after all, The Jackrabblt would never have seen the white lights of this evening if it hadn't been for the pood work and faithful service of Ralph Spencer and Frank Miller, who gave i p their usual Sundav r-rayer meet ing and worked all day getting out the paper. The reading pub lic owes 'em a debt of gratitude. Don't it? IIKKD.S WII.fi It KM). T. W. aud M. A. Reed Antiroach with Brace, aiinroarh with speed. v I So everyone may comprehend That even Reeds will sometimes Hend nv r:ni i.vuif A. II. do Gollyer. will always follyer.' The beat bunch Portland can send, And that Is the way, he happened tc - day To como breozlng up here to Hend Wl I.UA.M .McMLMHtAV. (Tho Jnekraliblt regreta that ai Hplondld photo or Win. McMurrav.j willed waa to have been printed aiiove I what la printed below, waa deleted by censor.) Tho railroad man known as Mr Murray Whose motto was "Why should 1 worrjrj" Tried to drink all the scotch Without leaving a blotch On lite name or creeling a flurry In olrolea whoro there la no burrv Tho rnvor or travelers to curry Hut ho ran short of term To dosorllie haw It burns (Holl. I've no more rhyme for M Murray.) pimsoxAi. oom'mx. If the little roly-poly gont named "Hilly" who has a fat Job at Hie Portland City Hall will meet me -.t tho niBtlo bridge across the Dea ehutee nt 11 o'clook tonight. I'll ptun tho big atlff In. I used to go to school with him. but since Jie got rich hot don't notleu me no more Muggie tho Muff. If Judge Colvlg does not return u me at onee and tell mo whether his tuteutlana are honorable. I Bhull re veal everything, tho brute. "Tla for ty long yoara since I have haw him, but I liuvo rejuulned true. I wish V God I could any ua much for htm. Modford Maud. No. Kddlo SRinmouB. you may think you lovu me, hut who was that orosa oyod blBcult-shootor that wont with you on that trip to Mount Rainier. Don't Ho to' me. Nothing can savo you onco my teellu'a get hurt. Tum nlo TesBle. WANTKD Knovlodgo of tneana to Join the Emblem Club. I belong to everything else and pay my dues the trout are Una lly bagged, an I still on a lovely (lender thoy will i fried and eaten aa doe red and those who partake thereof will be able in nuetich their thirst by eating the flah In order to make the supply v manent, the roe will be removed fr., the female trout and placed In hntli erlea and the young Bah will continue to propoxate Incipient Jaga wherpv-! tbey are planted In the stream. For thoae who have bem aectt tomed to take Haaka In thefr trave' Ing bags when on eatendml trine, tb trout may be aun-enred, amoked or kippered by a proeeaa known only Hewitt and for which he haa the -cluetve American rights, so th.-it whenever the traveler deetrea n hlgli ball or cocktail he will cut n strio off (he dried flah which may be car ried in the jiocket, and chew it ti: and he will enjoy all the sensation that could be experienced If the Sim had not gone dry. By keeping Th Doachiitcs woll stocked each yoar. Hewitt Is confident that the stnat i will always be a popular Summer an.t Winter resort for all these like .t little nip with, or between, theh meals. ono year In advance. David X. Mos essohn. DftSIHHO Some one who wl'i apeak a kind word about Charl Berg'a nooks or shto at Ad Club roil call contests. PKBB drlee. As to Oondiirf of bualnesa. living of life, averting of danger, passing of bucks, and fo mation or cauaes. Call upon or tele graph The Advisor, Oeorgo I). Lee i.ook for the hair and the nose. We regret to announce that G. A Benedict could not some. He h. been trying to get away with chicken dlnnera at one etltlng. nr still haa the boay sign on hto door. o Anyone wanting C. C Chapman should not attempt to locate him hla laugh. This haa had aovoral porn I clous but aucceaaful Imitators. Und Mm by h'a penitentiary hair rat ami get him to tell the O'Curran aton He la rery proud et It. If tho young lady In a rel aweatrr who waved a head of cabbage at t. It. Wheeler on Head street, yeste -day will call at the -train. Whcole wlll give her a fine reclpo for sauer kraut. If dat big gemmon wlf do pow'rul obstreporoua voice In enh numtu'i one will do fob me do honah ob totl.i hack de aoap wot he done stole outen man toilet room, ah rcck'n he am gulne tuh save hlsself a pow'tul dls tuhnance Porter of cur No 1 An Ad-man named Gcorg o d hea No plumber we ro c rtain is ne. .r0 jjend we came bumming He uas asked ' Aro you coming ' Said tho ad-man. 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