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CRESCENT, Ilec. 30. D. A. Jones
canto In Friday from his ranch weal
ot Croscent. Ho took out n load of
supplies to Hans Zimmerman who
was In tho first ot tho weok.
Charles Thomas returned this week
from a business trip to Demi.
Sidney Ingles and his wife have
moved to IVtultna l'ralrlu whoro tho
former has a contract to clear land
for Mr. Foss.
Miss Kdna WoolrlJgo left on Tuea
day's stage, returning to her homo
In DelllnBham. Wash., after n Bhort
visit with her sister, Mrs. G. J,ong.
K. O. Kourk and Karl Austin wont
to La fine Wednesday repairing tho
telephone lino eu route.
Mrs. F. M. Cleaves and Mrs. C. W,
Long entertained nt tho homo of tho
former last Saturday nftcrnoou, com
plimenting Miss Woolrtdgo and MIm
Thomas. Dainty rofrehmsents woro
served to the following: Mcstlamcs
O. W. Anderson, W. O. Harrlman, K.
Q. Kourk, Karl Austin, Charles
Thomas, J. I. Hlngo, Misses Kdna
Woolrldge. Thomas, Dorothy Anilor
eon, and Iona U Applcgato.
IBOUNDJireCOUNTY
Notes of Interest as Gathered From
Kxchnngcs.
P1IIK HOSK AT KKDMOXI).
(Redmond Spokesman.)
After much discussion an order
was placed for 1000 feet ot regula
tion lire hose, costing 90 cents per
foot, guaranteed for three years. Two
hose oarts wero also ordered to bo
bought.
ItXTK.VIl.V; LINK.
(Redmond Spokesman.)
The oxtenslon ot the power line to
Prlnevlllo from hero Is going ahead
at a rapid rate, and about 100 honsc
power has already been sold along
the line to farmers and others.
WOODCIIOPPKK lXJUtKU.
(Sisters Herald).
VC. K. Griffith, who lives on a home
stead about nine miles north ot Sis.
tcrs, while chopping wood Thursday
evening. In some unknown manner
let the double-bitted axe he was us
ing slip, tho blade striking him on tho
forehead and cutting an ugly gash.
Tho axe cut to tho skull and glanced
off, making a bad but not serious cut.
C1IRISTIAX KXnKAVOK MKKTIXG.
(Crook County Journal.)
The second annual convention of
tho Crook County Christian Endeavor
Union held In Prlneville Dec 14 and
15 wss tho most successful gathering
this union has had.
O. Everet Uaker, state president,
C. H. Spraguo of Portland and II. H.
Jlottmau, flold secretary, drew large
and Interested crowds.
Representatives from Terrebonne,
Frog Springs, Madras, Vanorm and
Redmond were heartily welcomed by
the Prinevilto Christian Endearorers.
A PUNNY EPITAPH.
Beneath IhU tombstone Ilea nun
Not blown ip bjr ponder can;
Nor did foul OUek Hind thla man emit
With dread, death deallns dynamite,
Thla man sold awful rata and epota
That fill up cemetery mu.
Ilia pons cake, loo. he made of rots
That email unUka rorgetmeoota.
' Out aa each doc mutt have hla day
Bo dissolution came hla way;
Out. much unlike the averse man.
He died on lb Installment plan.
One day tha knavsoh. the aly dosi
Decided U treat friends to not.
To make It be took up a rot.
Whetf It ciploded Ilka hot sbot.
That started whole caa or em.
And Ike Hrat (wo ahot off hla lexa.
Ills arma. hla noes, hla bead, 'flaw too.
Until there waan't left a, daw.
Where la haT friend. Invatl-at.
Juat monkey whh rot ta erat.
Tou'll blow lo klodllnc like a. ahot
And Hint the Arm wharer Ife hot.
C U. BXRHTTZ.
THE POULTRY DOCTOR tAY-
A sinsli leak In the roof that let
waler fall on dropping or a big splash
on tbr door while pigeons are taking
their bath Is often the stsrt of a big
epidemic of pos snd canker tbst cleans
up tlir coop.
A liny knot bole back of the roost
tbst make a draft through the window
often ratines (be wind to whlitla
through n rooster's whiskers and make
III tn n trj:H for roup ruli-rolies, and
the nter undertaker gets busy.
A Utile red mile that U allowed to
go In mixing uunieroiiK families behind
thai old Myle stationary nest soon be
get a inllllifti. pud lbee iui rob the
heux of IiIixnI that they run not lay and
rvstrra them for the tutierrulosls
. tgertu to tinbiti A small quantity of
.strong dUlufrctsnt. placed In a drink
ing venm-l hevsuse one fowl Is sick,
'often ranker 'a wbole flock 'knock oft
'laying snd o upsets' their digestion
that they get rlesr.pff tltflr feed -and
have t lr doctored to get back.
A little bit of mold on each grain
'of corn will make a great big hIc,BliH
a lot of that corn comes together In a
heu'Mavrnp, and that mold will play hob
wttb thritv lien's "intricate Intestinal
works and will teach tier owner hu
mane methods unlaw John Uugbouss
Is on I be. Job. . . .
OREGON NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS.
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rOWEIiti NUTTB. Doc. 22. News
i has been received horu of the death
of tho little daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
C. II. Kills of Nowticrg, Ore., former
ly ot this place. Sho died December
10.
J. I.1 Jones took his englno and
wood sawing outfit to Uodmond last
week to work nt tho wood business.
Mrs. B. F. Archer and Mrs. Jack
Patterson had n runaway n few days
ago with n most happy ending. Tho
team ran Into a fence with tho hack,
breaking away from tho rig, ono of
tho horses running north to William
Johnson's placo and tho other going
homo. Mrs. Patterson's baby was
thrown some distance but was not In
jured, neither was Mrs. Archer nor
Mrs, Patterson.
Sinking school 1ms been resumed
at W. J. OalbraltVs. Tho class
meets every Sunday night.
Tho entertainment given nt the
Shepherd school laHt Saturday by
Miss Helen Peery and pupils was a
very pleasant nffnlr, with good at
tendance. --
FREMONT I
FREMONT, Dec. 23. Cold weath
er Is being experienced In Fro in on
now.
Everything; in
Xmas
Presents
FOR MEN.
Shoes, Hats, Overshoes ,
Cooper's Underwear
KelserTIes, Trunks, Suit Cases
Handkerchiefs
Dress Gloves, Shlr(s
Collars
Many Xmas Boxes
Such as Fancy Socks, Suspenders
and Handkerchiefs, Boston and
Paris Garters. Alany other things
too -numerous to mention here.
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year
A. L. French
.The Men's Toggery.
JUST RECEIVED!
OLDS
CREAM SEPARATOR
Olds Gasoline Engines
Olds FOOD Choppers.
COME IN AND
THIS NEW LINE
ri-uBrlJr Jt ,
H.v J: Eggieston
liaraess ftlanofscturor.
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O. K. McCoy Is visiting his brother,
W .N. McCoy. '
J, K. I.angilon, a voterltmry sur
geon, stopped ovur In Fremont for n
few days and whllo lioro looked over
J. U. Fox's horses.
Mr, 1'ottor has his well couipletod,
U Is 247 feet deep, with 27 fcot of
water.
Mr. Crompton and Mr. Poc, who
have been working on Mr. Potter's
woll, havo returnod to their homo In
Fort Uock.
Thora wtll bo several Christmas
trees In Fremont this week.
Mr, Callnhnn, tho school tenchor,
attended the teachers Institute nt
lvkovlow this week,
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FORT ROCK, Dec. 23. C. M. Kril-
man arrived Saturday with an olght
hnrso load ot freight for tho now
store.
The Fort Rock blacksmith shop
chnngod hnnds tho first of the week
j with U K. Penroso now at the forgo,
Mnobnugh and Olrton retiring,
11. F. Ilrandon left by stage Thurs
day for Portland where ho will spend
tho winter with home folks.
Rids nro out for a now star mall
route from this o 111 re for tho carry
ing of tho malls to Conn ley and back
three times n Meek.
Fred McNoff, who has been nt
Sclah, Wash., tho past few mouths,
LOOK OVER
OF GOODS.
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blow In tho other day and says thnt
Fort Rock valloy Is good enough tor
him.
This valley hns got tho good roads
spirit and aa n result petitions are
being circulated fur tho establish
ment of more and butter roads.
Miss Haiol llonnlck, who has been
near Portland the past year, arrived
homo tho first of the week,
A, S, Hnwk of Fremont pasaoil
through th's burg the first of the
week with n hunch nt llolstelit cows.
Mrs, Frank A. Heard of Sink was n
business visitor In this elty Friday,
J. T, Rhoton was doing business In
ha Pino Thursday.
Rev. R, K. Storey and wife ami
Mrs. II. II. Dodd of this place at
tended tho teachers' examination at
Silver Lake last week.
Dsssbsll Is Dullness.
Professional baseball U it busbies
and million of dollars nrv Invested
In It by business nifii. They make
fortunes out of It, but they pay their
lilnjrri higher salaries than Ml out ot
ever I.WO of them could t'ttrn ut any
other line of work during a similar
number of mouths eneh ,enr. From a
baseball player nothing Is required but
that be l able to piny n good game
and keep In condition, Many stars In
the old days were nble to do little
more than sign their mime and read
big print A Itetter educated class of
inou nn lu the game today, but they
srv getting inntv money for their
service than they could earn if they
followed any one of hundrvd of dlf
ferent pnfeslous. And n'memlior
thnt many of them stcpied right nut
of college Into good paying buseball
ixtsltloiis. (Siuld tln'y bnvu done ns
well tlnnnelatly had they entered
Utuks or tried their bauds nt the law
or medicine) IM A. (loowcy tu Iss
ue's. Frederick snd Joieph II.
DllHriL- ,rMlirlrk I In. dr. mi I'm rhll In
Joseph II. of Austrln at Neu-tndl he1
came Into personal tou.h with some1
of tin wo AlKtrtati genersls to whom
he "had only spoken hitherto through
the roar of eniiiniii." When lnidou
cuteritl to take his ptini nt the table
Freilerb k rnllwl out to him: "Come and
sit near tiii. M. Imdou I much prefer
mil liv iui Mliln til fni'lni- roll." l-'risl
..rl.-i- h.,t ..ir.il i.nwi. .if tli nmnrnir
M 8au Soiu'l. and when he looked nt
them he would remark. "That l n
young man on whom I must ktvp nu
eye." The Austrian sovereign was am
bitious, nml l-'nil.'iick dlsinitel lilm
He put It this way: "The KniKTor Jo
scph has a lint d. He l capable of
much
It I a pity he nlwsy lakes tb.
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socond stei U'tntv he hss mnde the
nrst."-"A Mystic on the Prussian
Tlirooe."
Spelling Reform Naeded.
An old p'liilemsn from the east wss
visiting his daughter lu Hnn Jow. t.'al
Of mors h pronounced the nnms ac
cording to tn spelling until tbey tin
prrwrd it nsia him I list lo Hputlsh J
has lbs sound of II.
Hy snd by n started to se son in
Wstsoovillv This toti Is on s brsnrh
line a tuf I tf so from tin- J u ml Ion at
Psjsro. and s the elsirl rsr from
Psjaro lo Wstsonvtll imiwrd dlre-'tly
by the son' bou. the old grnllemsn's
railway tkket wss for Pajaro. He
looked at it In a tnmled wsy, I ben
threw It down In gmit disgust, si
rlslmlng: "WelU sir! They ran tell m thsi
M-o--e' slls 'llistsx. but they nifdn't
tell me thnt 'I'n-J n r-o spvlls WatMiu
vlller' Kiehaug.
Steel Olobes In Space.
If two solid hull of KUiH-red steel,
rnrb the sit of the eurtli and hard as
tbs barvcylsetl face of armor plats.
wer taken In two Juvlau bands, plsr
ed gently toKrther In spsre snd r
lessed what would happen? Tbsy
would behave rs-tly ss If tbsy were
ilqold: tbey would coslr.- Ilk two
great drops of water, and tbs hlgbesl
promloenc or mountain on tbs new
glob! could not bats a bejgbt of fifty
mile, bevsos anything so bbrb aa (bat
would (Ultra out under lu own wttgbL
-Hodsoo Uailm la Youth's Compos
Un. rsks tha $ pel I.
Jndjs K, Knekwood flnar, remark
ing oq rrfWdpntUpeoln's dry humor,
said tblfno on oecasloo a dstsgatloq
of negroes bad waited on Mr, IJneotn
and were evidently at a loss to know
Juat what to say. Tbr president wait
ed awhile and then remarked!
"Well, all wbo are hero seem tn be
present."
This srlf evident proposition broke
the Ice and removed th sm from the
African Jaw,
Would Ds a Joke.
"When 1 die." remarked Cbolly, "
think I'll lenve my brnlti to some
prominent surgeon."
"Dou't do It." advised Algy. "These
practical Jokes sro bad form very
bad form, old top." Louisville Courier-Journal.
UHSomfertsbl.
"She didn't speak. to bar husband for
lX BBODtb" ,
"My. It ut Mr ba vary oncoaa
faftabkr "Tes-or r.'" '
othlng.
Wis VTbat was If the ehnlr JnM
asngl Us- Fmro the sppesrsnrs of
ihs singreiottlon I think It must have
bMm some kind of lullaby,
Msrrylno Hsr Dsbts.
It sounds stranga t l ' ninrry
Inn the wife's debts, hut that was a
common prnctkv In Kiwlniid years
ago. It hh before the married wom
snV property act of KWl, l con
teiiiplatloti of law the husband and
wife were one. nttil the husband was
Hint one. Then If the brlilo owed any
oviit lsfore marriage they devolved
on the newly iiutrrlttl liusbmid, niiil he
Imd to pay the piper. This led til some
eitrannllnnry fnrees Nln eimctixl.
Women who were overloaded with
debts netiiiilly got rid of them by mar
rying Home HHir bankrupt. Imprisoned
tor debt. These men did not mind
whether they were liable for hundreds
or thiiiisntids, and the "wife" iwinllv
paid' the "hiiHband" n few immiihIh for
the protection of his name, niid then
she would snap her tinner at her Uif
tied creditor and gayly set hIhiiii In
eurrlim freh debts. The law which
settled and removed thl sort of thing
deserve a IsMler title tlmu the collo.
ipilnl oho of "a haM.M - Lutidon Au
suers.
Careleiat
A rlreus uinn tells story llhislrnt
Ing how soft hearted and sinuitlietlc
some of. the ringmasters nm when the
itemlNitN g-t hurt. The heroine nf the
story was a girl who did the four
horse int. the sis horse act. the trn
fe ntnl the 11 Ing Iwr. for all of
which she r-celed the princely re
miniemtlon of lli a week,
One day she fell forty fet from the
I ni . mid, Iniidlng pm'lpltntely and
III iidvlxml on her left wrist, broke the
bone lutir the elUtw. The ringmaster
ran up and yiiiuithlctl ns follows,
with certain profane remark which
nre here erluill:
"What In thunder do you mean by
falling out of thnt lrnpxe? I'm n son
of n gun If wonn of you gink don't
try to put n rrlinp Into this hmr every
time we lift the tont!"-l'upulur Mngn
tins. Incompetent.
"Oh. Harold." said Mrs. Newlywrd.
"a strange ninii wus herv today, anil
he mild be wished to r-ud our gas me
ter." "Well, did you let lilm Inr
Merry, no: He uwil ver) fxrgram
m". ami I felt sure that he would not
d ' lnlH-rly."-Jiidges Library.
Ha Liked Them Cooked.
There wss u Kreiit'limnu utio hated
the country a iiiurli s did Charles
IjiiiKi, but coniirtMil hi iiflliiKs Into
few tvords. This IhsrlMi Mone
Ut. wbo llvnl mi the gunl ollnlre.
I Paris. "It Is.- he sold, referring to the
country,
raw."
"th plsiv where the birds are
A Marked Olflaranes.
Illlklns- He bsiketl llkn III brother,
and I lilt blm. Wallrr Cuiildu'l )im
tfll them hkiM7 Illlklns I ctHildu'l
all..... I. .. a..aM ll.ua.s. u Slt.srl'usl allff ae
i '""' "'" "', '"'
enew.-Kicbangs.
Employment,
Ti Mm tbst lis no employment life
In a little wbll will Iistm no isiteKy,
and when novelty I laid In the grave
tb nineral of comfort will suuti fol
low. Anon.
Reason Fr Qrstltuds.
"fo you'rs frieodly with franker, are
ynuT Why, be tells m thai ha won't
have a thing to do with yon "
That's J oat why I feel kindly to
ward lbs old crab."
Subtle Slander.
A local paper giving lbs details of
wedding says: "Mrs. Mullliis. the wife
of our enterprising milkman, wsa b
rnmlngly attired In watered silk."
BEND MADE
BUTTER
IS GOOD BUTTER
SEE
THAT '
YOU
GET
IT
Wc Quarantcc Our Product
Money Returned if not Satisfactory.
Pioneer Cream Company
"The Ucnd Creaincry"
ICR CRUAM IIUlTnHMIl.K
VSEE
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Headqusrtsrs for Commercial Most
Ciectrlc Lighted Throughout
TftE BEND HOTEL
ben d4 Oregon
t Good Rooms
Frss bus to
sad f rosa train
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CHURCH NOTICES
MethtxIUt I'plscopnl,
Rev. K, C. Nnwham, pantnr. Hor
vices nvery Huiulay at 11 a, m ami t
7:30 p, in. Hmidny soliool at lu u,
in, Kpworth 1,oaguoitt ilitri p. m (J
Kiinday, Choir practice Thuisday nt
7130 p. in.
I'rebterlii,
Thero will bo special services nl
tho Htnr Theatre Huiulay, Due jy,
nt 11 a. m. hy Kav, Dr. (lorhy, pn.
tor, Huhjucl, "Tho Old Year and tlio
New." Huiulay Hclinul at lu n m
Rosa Fariiliam, Hupt.
THE WHITE IS
KING
Tho UKSTnlNrnurul Family
Huwlnir Mnchlno that can
lid protluctil, Mmlu In both
KOTAIIY ami VlllltATOK
otylv. Tho rotnry mnkes
hoih LOCK nntl CHAIN
stitch. Tho Intt'it up to
tho inlnuto stcul altnch
tntints with each ninclilno.
Hold on trnsy pnymonts.
Soml name nml address for
uur beautiful 1 1, T. cnU
Iokuo free.
White Sewing Machine Co.
1160 Mnrkot Street
San Frnnclsoi, California
Madam, Read McCall's
The Fashion Authority
M.CAIX'5 U l.f.. Mll.lU. k.U.
l-m-lr IU,lralJ L04 eMft.ktr
Msala lll U JU ! lit WmJ.
km. asd eflleleaer I.I0O.COO
V.vh Imu I, UiniSit or fihlni, renor
wn nii-l si M-n.1 b4l. eiHi mas
ml kUn uilni mil uvmt lni kl-su
nsL Itrs Hnn Umii kf
lh n-aati iIm(hi af the irfUiu.
UH'AM. rATTSIlNK In rertl Umm,
Mrt-U.l. I'ArrKltilrt are ttmeiM St
.1- is. St. litiMlrtlr ut eivoooir. Oolf
ISsiht UranUsattt.
Tit NMlilwi of MrCA Ua lll rri4
liis4i Pi Ur eitra la UMcnoone
nwiUu la Mil hi W i UtilA I J.'M Iwal
.l tfim,I.U aita ai aittt wmn-nl
nuuiim el inr rW. Itewarer.
MitUI.I.'S U anl lue a H ewiutelr
WMftli II as,
la Ba Ha! la 2a Hd Et2s ta
rtaai .r "r rpf ef MCCALL'S, It mt
mba.lbaaiUrSlr i.
MlHlifSlMlmaaiaa
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Special Attention to J 'j
Transient Travel
Oood Meal
All arrana-emsnt made for persons
dsslrlng to go south and aastof her
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