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Ship your ifood, fat produce to
Hmlth, Ha never cliruuos com
mUitlon. Ship by express. Ho
will pay m follows
I.lr hen, it.
r-a hmi, Hit.
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undw IM It., ItVk
, market prlt.
rHANK I. SMITH MEAT CO.
"Dentins lh Rttf Trutl"
In New York's Bronx aooloslcal perk
thre are nearly twice the number of
anltnsls that there Are In the London
Serial tt tun nmw I
Trial Bottle Fra By Mall
1 1 roe loBae from Kfllpr, nti, Faille g ".Irkntt,
ottai, of fett children ihtt da to, ay Nawlilt
towrrwlll r(i Iktm. ndall toe areaahedle
BR. W. H. HAT, 643 Pl Stratt, Nti Toil
Yen ctn'l tow thlHtrt and
MO lis, irrouruoi
IVrrr a Brcilt rou a
rour inert India
At Prktt that Dtlr CaavaxiltlM
ictnt winiouT r laic, a vcciaitv
PAIHtJaM EmtACTIOH ..,,MC
in.vKH fii.UNo) ..4oo up
COLO PlLUNUfl .. , $1.00 up
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OwKf-iown ptliita raa bom mi Ml wi
1 mt OMnr br Uie i r im
MO CTUDENn NO OAB NO COCAINE
AH work zaaront! far taw tn
CIHCACO PAINLESS DENTISTS
321H Wa.hlacl) tvu. Car. Slttk
blalrUhl It rwn Here U a'ar
It hat cored tbosttodt wbere rthlDg aWt
filUd. Ottraatatd br May htedlrtl Lahorttoif
l'4er Put rood tad Draft AttJan tetk.lM
Ou.t.rilr No. I urn, Pteeae writ for Specie Ifr
ei UaiU.BdtlfAa! aad torn tdaMaddret
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Largest Realty Operators
ASSETS MORE THAN A
ILMaaaaaaaaaaaaaLBaTaah TM git THAT
nma lima Itepartee,
"You brainless cadi" exclaimed the
men with the lofty dome of thought-
"J In I" retorted the men with the
pete, scholarly cast o( countenanoe, re
gardlng him with Immeasurable eeorni
"you colonel Ignoramus, If I em "brain
I,' where do my eantory nervei
reKleler Ihelr Impressions?"
"Kxoluslvely In your aplnel eordl"
wee the crushing rejoinder.
Trouble ef the AnalanU.
Herculae had hilled the Eryman
thean beer. "It wee a case of nocea
ally," he pleaded. "I waa absolutely
out of meat."
For, even In thoae daya, the eoit of
living became aontetlmee almoat pro
DR. MARTCIB rZMAIX PILLS.
Seventeen Years Uie Standard.
Preterit! and rtrnmrndl for wnmtn'a an.
manit telaniinrallr irnri remedrofprvTan
worth. Ttterxult from their hit la quick and
permanent, Kor eal at ell dim Korea.
Ill Trraeherou HiMtrf.
"Ei may I call you, Miriam, Miss
"Yea. If you like, Mr. Tompkins, but
my fir at name la Florence." Chlcaco
"Cttrerrttere cvrttlatr riot, I nn e frlre-t
cm hn Irtt ihwtor wt lrttlln( Mm for nncrf
ft Iht ilunitch, t3 ! moinlnc be ptl
four Jiitniof tt wvrra. II thru tot iw
tU.1 bt llllM(Ulil)htaMjaBwwTa 4f
law, tl wat Mr. Mtll rttck.ct' MlUrrtUff.
IMuptila Co., Pa. I m 9ll a woiktr for taate
rttt. I km idem mrMlfand But Ihrtn Urnt AcUl
for mi r dlarat netnl Inr loipur blood.
Cka K. CotmVmi, LtwUUM, P, (MIMIa OJ
CUT T1IIH OUT, mall It with riwr ad
drwt t tb Stwllfif Kamodr CrwipaHf.
OiKaiira 111- and ra It bajulaorM too
ronlr VM Hot Horn 7KKK.
Send for It
J. J. BUTZER
IBS Street front Portland, Ortfofi
$5 GLASSES $1
CIimTAf. DUPLEX I.r.Nm fclawrMt
and l-at for ! tn UOUJ HIIKLLfratn
tempWt It a Umlta-I tlma onlf ) 1 1. CO.
Writ at onf for HamoEraTaatot wjstlt
a pn"ial vtalt. Hnl mm fro br rxera
null. Our flUaan fully rutrantawt an raar.
KErKIIENCEHt Nartharn lUnk A Trail
Cat I'wfpl Savlaa llaali, 8alll Caamar
CRYSTAL OPTICAL CO.
207 5Ufr 8u!!t.lnf. ttU, Wttk
U not a 'food" It t a medicine, end the
only medicine In, the world for cow only.
Made for the cow and, aeltt name Intllratct,
a Cow Cure, llairtneia. retained afttr
birth, abortion, tcourt,raktduddr, and all
Imllar etTvctlon noilllvely end aulcklv
curnL No one who ktept cowt, wlirtlitr
KUfiK. It It mail eapeclally tokrwpcowi
baaltkr. Oerbook Y3ow Unr" wt FHER,
Atkrour total dawW for EOW-KUKE or ad
U th mtnafatturtra.
M1T ASStKUTMfl C8. UaWa. Tl
on the Pacific Coast
No 144 Hi Strt.. Pat!.
CrlnilnoloKlat 'TimU fit TIiiiukM l
Monry AiiMtalnir Artvttnfnrn,
One tldo of tho Into I'rof, 1imbro
lo'e chnrnctor Ditto known to out-Mure
inrtdo li frit ndorcd liy hi children, 'c
poclolly hi two (lftiiRhtcra, who looked
nftor lilm nit tliouch ho wtiro n child.
llli two Rrcnteiit domoatlo cliarnctor
latlrH woro tllarcRiird of nppcnrnnro
utid nliRoiit-mlndcdiioHg, aoya a Ixndon
lottcr to tha Now York Hun. Wlmn
ho wai Invited out In the ovenlne It
wru) tho work of two or three day to
Ret him keyed up to putting on hi
dree clothe, nnd oven then ho wn
cnpnblo of wenkonlng at the laat mo
ment nnd going out Juat a ho hap
pened to find hlnuelf.
On cj when going to Homo ho lost
hi overcoat, but waa not In the loait
dlacoiirogml, -a ho entered tho flrat
ihop of rendy-mHdo clothing nnd
bought the top-moit worm thing which
cmno to hand without even looking at
It. It proved to bo n long, bright,
bottle-green clonk, which camo down
to hl haele and In which tio lookod,
with hi broad-brimmed felt hat, llko a
figure attired for the carnival.
HI nbeont-mlndednea waa ao Krcat,
that when undor the enro of tho homo
clrclo ho never attempted to look after
tho money and would even leavo tho
Iioum to go shopping without over
looking to ra If ho hnd hi purao with
him. Nnturnlly when ho traveled tho
conafquence for hi pocket wero dl
astroua. Ho Invariably arrived homo
without a penny, no matter how much
ho hnd taken with htm, having either
lout It or had It atolrn.
In Vienna onto he lout hi purse,
which frightened hltn so that when he
recovered It he resorted to the expe
dient of dividing hi funds Into vari
ous small sums, which ho concealed
about his person In all kind of un
likely places, so that at least he would
not lose It all at one time. There was
a note In the lining of hi hat, another
In his boot, several pinned to hi shirt,
and so on, hut, notwithstanding this,
ho arrived home In his usual pennllear
A "Lorna Doone" pageant Is to bo
held noxt lummor In tha famous Vol.
ley of Itock at Lynton, In England.
In "Tho Mississippi River," a book
to bo published, Julius fhambera ha
et down tho history, moat picturesque
and romantic, of the great waterway.
"Trnna-IUmalaya," Bven Hedln'a
chronicle In tho bleak wilderness of
Tibet, Which has bocn described as
the "roof of tho world," Is to bo brought
out In German, Dutch, French, Kin
nl.h, Hungarian, Ilohemlan and Ital
ian a well a In English and Owed
Uh.' A Welsh writer, Joan Dane, ha
drawn, ahe declare, from old Mas.
In the abbey of Btrata, Florida and
Conway tho materials for a book
which she calls "Prince Wadog The
Welshman Who Discovered America,
A. D. 1170." Iter chief object In tho
preparation of tho work, she notes, Is
to arouse Interest In and do Justice to
n great Welshman whose name ha
long been hidden In oblivion.
It U evident that Mrs. Humphrey
Ward doo not seo In woman suffrage
a solution of tho divorce problem,
which she baa made the theme of her
recent novel, "Marriage a la Mode."
Th eminent writer has Just been elect
ed a mtfrober of Uio Now York State
Association Opposed to Woman But-
fro go In company with two other well
known English women. Mr. Ward ha
long led tho "antls" In England, wbllo
her sitter, Mias Arnold, Is actively en
gaged on tho other side.
One of the many Vray In which tho
growth of tho suffrage movement has
grown both In tha United States and
tn England U demonstrated by tho
Increased demand for Action on tho
subject a well u for sorloua work.
"The Convert," Elisabeth Robln'a
novel published some two years ago,
Is now soiling aa though it were Just
Issued. It I a novel of English life
at tha time when suffragette violence
waa Just beginning to attract the at
tention of tho world and had not yet
become a factor Id tho movement.
Dooker Washington soy In tho pre
face of hi now book, "Tho Story of
tho Negro," that "In writing thla vol
ume it has been my objoot to show
what the negro himself ha accom
pllehtxl In constructive direction. I
have not undertaken to dtscuaa tho
many proulom which have arisen
through tho contact of the negro with
other races but to tell a simple,
tralffht atory of what tho negro him
nit has accomplished in tho way ot
attaining to a higher clvllliatlon." la
writing of tho effect made upon him
self by the atudy ot tho origin and
development ot lUo people ho says that
"there grew up within mo a determin
ation to spend my life In helping and
atrengttonlng tho people of my race
In order to provo to tho world that
whatever had been It feelings for
them in tho past, it should leara to
reepect them in the future, both for
what they were and what they should
be able to do."
The Coat of, Llvlnar Aaalaw
Soaplesa Bam I went tru aa ortut
ordeal last week, A leddy made me
wash before gtvln mo a meal.
Unwashed Vpham Yes, do price uv
food Is go In' higher an1 higher every
day, Dls ain't no place tor a poor man.
Cozerna All Over Baby's Body.
"When my I aby wat four months old
lilt face broke out with ecierna, and it six
teen montlia of age, his face, hand and
arms were In a drmuiful slate. Tliacczma
spread all over his bodr, We had to put
a raisk or cloth i ver lilt faro and tie up hit
hands and arm. Finally we gave lilm
llood'a HnrtaParilU nnd In a frw montlia
lie wat entirely cured, and today I e It a
flno healthy boy." MltH. INF., I.EWIH,
Hour Htritptrill rilM all bl dlaatt.
Oat It Ualar It utual llcjuH form or ctioeoUtad
UbUUullIUtraUtt. 1W D.--4 II,
"I could perfect my machine If I
tould get anybody to betleve In me."
"Yet you are undoubtedly a genius."
"That's Just the trouble, Everybody
thinks It Isn't safe to trust a genius
CASTOR I A
7or Infants and Children,
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Jignaturo of QLaffl&&4i
"Have you evtr noticed any Indica
tion, madnm, that your husband has
"I thtnk I have, doctor. Everybody
seems anxious to gtt away from bin)
whenever be begin to talk."
PHCS CURCO IN S 10 14 DAYS
PAXO OINIMCNI I raaranta-tl to tur an rata
ef lUshlnc Wind, tlhwdlncor I'rvtrudlne Hit la
to U dart or monoy rafuiviad, 106
TbU Iwrrr Vm To an a.
Old Lawyer (to young partner) Did
you draw up old Moneybag's Willi
Young Partner Yee, lr, and eo
light that all the reUttvee In the world
cannot break It.
Old Lawyer (with eome dttguet)
The next time there I a will to be
drawn up I'll 'do It rayselL New York
Wife Now, see 'ere, Jim: If ynr
don't provide for me better I shall
lull so I warn yer.
Husband Provide better? Wei). X
Mke that. Why, ain't I got yer three
good Jobs o work this last month I
One Thing That WW live forever,
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold
in 1607, ovor 100 years ago, sale in
crease yoarly. All druggUu or How.
ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Maw Old Ha kttwl
Aa ancient Egyptian moralist, writ
tag to his son, says: "If thou takest
wife, try to make her happier thaa
aay of her wosaea friends; she will
be doubly bound to thee if the tie is
weet to her accord her what pleases
her ehe will appreciate the eSert."
Tubb Old boy, I want to congratu
late you oa your epeeea at the banquet
O'Sudds (after waiting a moment) I
know you do, pard, and you're awfully
eorrr you can't do It tntthfuUy. I ap
preciate th effort Just the ease. Nas
ty weather, Isn't it?
OhVOm "BROMO QUVttrir
TUt la LAXAT1VH BROMO QUINlrTX. leek
for Um tUaatara at E, W, Grer. Utad Ih
WerU rr to Cwr a fJaU to 0a Par. it
PUeliae All 'Hound.
She My new gowa U Just loTelyt
It's a perfect fit"
He flatlsfled on that point, ehr
She Ye, I kaow it's a good fit, be
cause It pinches me so"
He Well, it doeea't pinch you halt
as much a It doe say'pocketbook."
Ca tool to Standard and Time.
good health, with Its b1tilsgi, must ua
derttand, quite dearly, that It (avoirs the
question of right living with all the term
implies. With proper knowledge of what
ts beet, each hour of rccrcatioa, of enjoy
ment, of contemplation aad ot effort may
be made to contribute to livteg aright.
Then the use of akedkke may be dis
pensed with to advantage, but u&der or
dinary condition in maar tQstaacea a
simple, wholesome remedy saay be inralu
able If taken at the proper timo aad the
California Fig Syrup Co. hold that k k
alike important to preeeat the subject
truthfully and to supply the ose perfeet
laxative to those deeiriag IL
Consequently, the Company's Syrup ei
Fi aad Elixir of Sena give geeereJ
atWactloa. To get iu beaeaeial effceta
buy the genuiee, Baaaufaetu-ed by the
California Fig Syrup Co. osly, aad for sale
by all leadteg druggitt.
"""""" vuult' LhtU
ut Hwk Uaaatary Sarfarias
Tat UST Hl.VUU ft SutlStlM
Otw laf.ll iJli ..ralia. liml kaak Va Ball
aad Uah aV Mt II
avtSaaaw OUU II
I J d Ml asaal 1 1
Waj aid pern taort aalaua
U B taaa ylautal I felt i
AH Draettata. M
War He Onlf.
"Why did you throw up your Jet at
eld Spotcaeh'a etore?"
"Well, to tell the truth, I didn't like
bis position on the labor question."
"What waa hie position?"
"Why er the laat time I aw him
he wae sitting in his chair looking
sternly at me, and pointing etralght
to th door." Chlcarn Tribune.
Had Nothing on Noah,
Noah was Inspecting the animals as
they trooped Into the ark.
"I don't claim to be a faunal natural
ist" he eald, "but I'm making T. IL'e
Smlthaontan Institution collection look
if due time, moreover, he salted
awny with the greatest aggregation of
living wild animals ever seen In cap
tivity. Her Plarlnt;.
Mrs. McDuff This paper ,aya that
mice nro attracted by music, but I
don't believe It
McDuff Why not?
Mr. McDuff Because I never seo
any mice around when I play th
McDuffff Well, that' no reason for
doubting th paper1 statement
SIXTH AND K0MUSON, OPPOSITE POSTOPnCE. PORTLAND. OIt
Wc Sell Pianos and Player-Pianos
of Unquestioned Reputation
AT PRICES AND TERMS TO SUIT ANYONE'S CIRCUMSTANCES
h addition to oar rttmUr Una f
aaaetifal new rUnoa, wa bar many
TCrydaalrabU oad PUno wfckh w
era cTarias' for a mart fratUon of
taatr orlttfttj eott Though you mar
net bar eontoiBTlatod aa Sauoadlato
S-jrchaM, H wSU pay yoe to tok ad
vaatts of tatt aoportmler to aanir
aSaaPUuae itaca batjw tbacortof a
, bt B. Oar Xcotal rnrtaaaa plaa
asaka plaaa bartos au.
Kelbtrt wSl and Mrt, Wlotlow't 8nthlD(
yru p tha U 1 1 ram-lr to oa Jor ttalr UiUdrea
flurloj ib toeuaag ptilod.
Mymecldes, an ancient carver, was
so proficient In microscopic mechan
ism that he made an Ivory ship, with
all Ita docks, masts, yards, rigging and
sails. In so small a compass that It
might have been bidden under the
wing of a fly. He also made a chariot
with four wheels and oa nauy har
nessed horses, which took up scarcely
more room than the ship.
atitato la On-goo. Wrtta fur lllaa.
tritad cirratar. KoaUr Iwltt.
tl K. llth J Portland. Oraawo
AT DftUCetST&OR TRIAL BOX BY H AH. fiOd
mom riANTCN.es noHrrar.BHooraYruai
Ba.rrwnmr itniii mn
Oat aT towa.paeaM
mi karo thalr tlata
Wa afll th rrt a raw
ja (ait tr mmr
Hiltr Craott 5.0
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karflatt. 7. 6 J
STlaoJ. Ttooaaw tUairt waloimaav. BaMiaaekeia.
Wise Dental Co.
eHiecaeeui s a. at MSt.it. saaun. w t
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ML W. I. (M, rawaaar aw -
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COOPER & TAYLOR, SelBng Agts.
28S-7-8-9 trenry BWg, Portland, Oregon
Especially nleh' Coughs. Nc
(ure needs a little help to quiet
(he Irritation,, control the In
flammation, check the progress
or the disease. Our advice is
give the children Aycr's
Cherry Pectoral. Ask your
doctor If this is his advice also.
He knows best. Do as he says.
W pv(klJh emr fotmalM
Vfm fc filth 16lil
W tfftf 7fr U
If you think constipation Is of trifling
ivii..i)ui.uh., u,i ii, ruur uutiur. no
Will disabuse you of that notion In short
order. "Correct If, st once I" be will
ssy. Then ssk him about Ayer's Pills.
A mild liver pill, all vegetable.
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CLAY & CO.
RH Out and Mail Today.
Plaaa nttl ma (ataJocs. barsato Bat and Kantal
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Nam ef filatd wko aipreti to bar a planst
ItaaM Mod In opy of Motlotl Ctltferhla.
Ilia AUlulrlns; Spooae.
"Pardon my temporury lapee et
memory, madam." the professor said,
"but your huftmnd Is a man ot dis
tinction. Is he not?"
"The only thing I can think of." an
swered Mr. Vlck-8enn. "for which he
I dlstlngulehtd Is that there are more
people In this town who don't look Ilk
blm than any man I know of."
Don't waste time and money plant
ing' poor seeds. Our seed won First
Grand Prize at the Seattle Exposi
tion. Our pi Ices are reasonable.
GJg Catalogue free. Send for a copy.
Vogeler Seed Co.
Salt Lake City, Utah
C. Gee Wo
TV- PalaaaA .--- m
in usfflfeej aTSfliei m
TiU wonlafal man baa
raade a UI taa of tat
SrotMirtata ot Roota.
orba and Bark, and
U crriaaT th. worki tat
twnafltof bla attttat.
No Mtroary, Pottaaa
Ofhtraalaaa or Cattlits
Gnaraatota to rare CaUrrh, Attbma, Lttar.
Btanach and KUnrr troabka, and aU rrlrat
A SURC CAN OCR CUteB
Joat roeolTod f rom Ptkln. Oana aafa, awr
I f ytxi cwtmot talL writ for ajtnptoin ' r
aad etrcultr. larloa 4 eaat la aiimpa,
1&3H rtrtt St, r. MorrUoo, Portiaaaf. &c j
WHKX wrlUna; teadlvarllwleie
m.Dilon thlt papor. I
StTorlac ead th tame a L-aeoa er raaHa,
elMolTtna BTtniuatrd tscar la wait aaa
nar Maalciae. a drbrioo ama Umatf al
a trrap better thaa
larf aiwiui.-wa w-aTaavyai ana ta
U not teadltc for J ot, bottl aad
Oaa ba kaadlad nrt aatllr. JTha aUk ar ear, aad alt etkara It)
ataa auhif. ae ! h"jpo " Vt 'jrtioTLajU th. iU
tha toara. or la laajd. Aeta oa. to
Sanaa of dlataoipar. MMraavad.
Acta oa to blood aad aitwaa na ajiu
M.1 MnJ , ... ih.1 tn ... fta fail
It an4M'-?araatmiociwoa'a. tesaadMahotiWMaaa)
' auaaf aalarara. Oal ahowt how to poolUoa twaoali. rra
Boohlaltl'artklat. Loral aa.au waMad. I ilnl laa
bara taaiadr la attataactr tw4ta roan.
BeterUUgUU, GOSHEN, IND, U. 9. A.