Insomnia
"I have licen using Cascnrets for In.
sound, with which 1 have been aflllctrd
for twenty years, iiI I can My Hint (.'
carets have ulvcn me mote relief tlmit niiv
oilier remedy I lutvo ever tried, I tlinll
ccitnlnly recommend them t( my friends
as belntf oil tlmt they nre rclifreciited."
Tho. Olllanl, (lKlii, 111.
Pleatanl, I'atiUht. l'otfiil, Tail flood,
hollmxl Never Hlcken, Weaken or Otlp,
lto IVt. Vj Never inM In balk Thteo
alnttltaiup.CCC. Usarauleed r
cui or four wouer back. Oil
HOW WAQNEIt DEOAH III8 BASEBALL OAllEEIl.
New York City receive It per omit
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TOWtR CANADIAN CaUMrrtO Toec-etaC.
C. Gee Wo
Tbe Chliese Doctor
Thl ttWhUfut man hae
Inade llfealudy of Ik
prvpertle of lUitii.
llerbe and liarka.anj
U trl-Hna- Ih. work the
benefit of hU Hitkn.
No Mercury, P alien
f Dfwn Uaed. N
Operalleet e CyllUf
ritiaraMr to cur Catarrh. Aa'hina, lin.
Htumarhand Kidney lrvutila,uu aU i'rltala
Dliaajaaof M n4Vwiin.
A aVXlX OANCZR CURE
Juit n-rrWol f rtl I'.VIn, O.ina-ufa, aura
aMralubla. U famnclnltawurla,
If you rannot rail will for ajmplmn LUnk
aaj rtrcular. Intlua 4 ranla In auinia,
CONSUITATION riltC
The C. Gee Wo Medicine O.
183H rlral SI., cr. MMrUen. PaHand, Or.
BfaMifctyli.
0lf t fSi rf wB)HKJVHSk
HAKB WAONEIl.
When llnniey Dreyrui. president of the I'lttitiurg club, aenili out hi
contrnct to hi Ult player he mall one to Han Wcncr that li free from
Ink except that placet! on the paper by the printer Ho dovtii'L put In the
amount for which llonu I to piny, leaving that to the "UIk Dutchman."
There' nothtnx (urprUInc about that for Han I worth whatever he think
I right, Hut when ho ilRiied hi first contract, n few month after he won
hi nickname of "lllff Dutchman," ho tinned up for 3S n month.
A former player and manager dedaro that Han Wagner had no
thought of becoming nn) thing but pitcher until 1895, when he became a
member of the Bteubenvllln club In the old Central Aitoolntlon. At that
time Al Wagner, Claude Itltchey and Prank liowerman were on the team.
Duilng a elump the manager aent out n call for a pitcher and Al aiked
that hi brother Han be given a chance. Well, that afternoon he had hi
tryout and laated two Inning. He had nothing but a atralght ball that
waa o nwlft It went over the fence It hit or through the catcher It It waao't
Of roiirae, he didn't make good, but tliu manager wo no hort-bandod
he had to keep htm around to play In the field, letting him eat and lep
with hi brother. Then Han took a hlne to the job of hortstop and began
to practice at It Early In the morning and utter the gamea he would get
the kid to hat to him. Finding that he could not klnrt quick enough, h
dug hole In the field Ilk iprlntc'r do, but ho wo chtwed for (polling the
diamond and had to practice when end' where he could.
Finally he became fairly proficient. He could field all right, but waa
a awkward a a hog on Ice. He picked up In batting and oon attracted
the attention of rlnl club, but had mada auch an unfavorable Impreuton
with the manager that he vrm given to the Interon club for nothing.
There he ilgned a formal contract to play for f3S a month, hi flrat nyrular
Hilary a n player There ho made good with a vengeance, and the follow.
Ing eprlng wa old to LouUvllle for U.iOO. He remained with the Colonel
until tho shift that took lilm to 1'ltti.burg ta made. And there he'll aUy
Jut as long a Harney Drefu has money enough to cover the figure that
Han write In the contract.
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XAN8A0' DIO DAKW.
Iluuara HOO ('afllr, BOO Tana of llf,
j 0,0I IlitalirU of (lrln.
The big round trn on Fred H. Cot-
trell' ranch, a short dlitance north
'eat of Irving. Ark. I said to be the
I largoit barn In Kansas, It Is round,
100 feet In diameter, the nrl tory
being built of stone with wall nine
feet high Thl I ued as the stable.
Sixteen feet ttutdo of tho wall Is built
a circular manger from which cattle
may feed fflom either side. Tho cen
ter of the barn Is utlllied for vaet
bins to store feed and hero also a food
grinder haa been Installed.
The wall second story of tho tarn
Is 20 feet high, and from this the domo
roof Is built which rl another SO
feet, on top of which Is a lC-foot
cupola, making the barn In all 74 foot
high An air shaft 10 feet square runs
from Iho ground to the cupola, giving
splendid ventilation on tho ground
floor and tho proper airing to tho hay
nlorcd In tho Inimunio loft. Tho barn
on, w. A, WISE
1 Year a lailrr In talnlaa Dantal
Work In I'artUml
Out-of-Town People
Bhuulil laiMmWr that ur fre u ao arraniral
Dial VK CAN IHI TIIKIIl KNllltCf (lN,
IIKIDdrJ ANI I'l AlK WOltK IN A 1IAY It
nxnun I'D IllVKI.Y I'AlNUIlH 1!X.
J II ACT' NO HIKI h,n hxa nr Irluataranr.
rrol VK UMIIlVK Till! MOfT HKNrtiriVK
TKrTrit ANII Hours WIlllUUT TIIH LKAST
l'AIN NO a i UI)KhT8, no unwrtainlir.
For tho Next Fifteen Dnya
We will live you K"l ri UU u' iwrca-
latnrrownfur Bit
Cl l,rklu li-alh . . W
Molar eruwn . , ,. .
UoKlMranamt'l (llllng; ,. , ,,,,,, l.Od
HIIvit fl'llnua ., -w
(lt ruliU'r li , ..,..,,.,,.,. 1.00
1 ha twit rnl riiliUr Plata ,,,, 1M
l'alnlia tractk'n ... M
ALL WORK OUARANTEED 18 YEAUfl
Dr. W. A. Wise
Piesldent and Manager
The Wise Dental Co.
UNO.) Third and Wahlnton Hta.
PORTLAND, OREQON
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No. 38-00
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IIKW wrlllna; oadverilrpUae
niaiiilnH tn if paiar,
MackWhen wero you married!
Dyer Just about six chockbook ago,
-M'uck.
"Ho's a nice chap to take a girl
fUhlng, I must say." "Why, what did
ho do?" "Ho fished." IoulvlIle
Courier-Journal.
"Did eho refuse hlmf "ITactlcally;
oho nld she would net marry him
till he arrived at years of dlsorotlon "
Ilrooklyn Life.
Father And so your teacher Is
dftftd fiotiny What's the good of
that Mhlle the sobool Is still there?
Mcggendorfer Matter.
"What sort of a chap Is. her "Well,
he's ono of thesu felloAa-who think
that anything mean Is a joke, If It
Isn't on him." Clevoland Uader.
Ho Iovo me and the world Is
mine. Hho Ho do you make that
out? He Why. areo't you all the
world to me? Ualltmora American,
Mr. Itocka (to chauffeur who has
lost control of machine) Can you
top ber? Chauffeur No, Mr. Hocks
Well, thon, run her Into something
cheap,
Hedd Have you ever timed your
automobile? Greene Oh, yea. It
utood perfectly still for forty-eight
mlnuu on tho road tolay! Yonkers
SUtoMian.
Helen Ituth was afraid tho girts
wouldn't notice ber engagement ting.
Grace Did they? Helen Did they?
fllx of them recognized It at once.
Evening Lamp.
"Sir, I want to marry your
daughter." "Go slow, young man. go
slow. When I waa your age I wanted
just as badly to marry her mothor."
Baltimore American.
Tho Heiress Do you think that
more tail men marry than short ones?
The Hunter I think men who are
short are tho ones who marry most
frequently. Town Topics.
Mary I'm poaltlve Fred loves me
and Intends to make mo bis wife.
Helen Why? Haa be proposed yet?
Mary No. Hut he dislike mother
moro every time he see her.
Jugend.
Magistrate You aay you want a
divorce because your married life Is
one long series of fights. You don't
look It. Would-De Divorce No. your
honor; but you ought to see my wife.
Circle.
Conductor (on railroad train)
This Un't the right ticket, sir. Absent-Minded
Passenger What's the
matter with It? Conductor This
ticket colls for a diamond ring.
Philadelphia Bulletin.
She She told me you told her that
secret I told you not to tell ber. He
The mean thing! I told her not to
i tell rou I told her. She I promised
Australia, his natlvo land, which hi ber I wouldn't tell you she told me,
left eighteen years ago, remarked Just'i0 ,jon't tell her I told you. Boston
before he set sll, apropos of the slump, Horald.
In theaters, that the deadhead Is
destroyer of drama,
"While I was touring with a cer
Mlsa CoojMh Why, mah Ian", If dcro
alnt I'cto Broker ! Whnr bo git dem
doe's? MIm Sinclair 8-o-ss-h! O'
,.l 1.11,1 ...u,. Cioesi Mis nincmir b-m ru : i
w " "l:"r"i.n"" ? course, dere .tn' no tell.,,', but for do
.,,-, ,..n..,n Hv w iviii ,auiuua um
playhouse In an ancient town. We
had billed 'Macbeth' for the Friday
night, but during that day the theater
wna burned down For our next weok
thero our chief contrived to borrow
a playhouse n little way out of the
district. On reaching there to rehearse
las' two wevkigreto's done bin do night
vrntchmnn In n big gents' clothlu'
store. Fuck.
Mrs. Crawford You say It Is Im
possible to get ony money out of your
husband. Have you gpno about it In
tho right way? Mrs. Crabshaw
on the Monday tho manngcr received, I've tried everything, my dear, except
n letter saying that the writer had sending him a Black Hand letter.
been given two dress circle orders for Brooklyn 'Life.
the performance of 'Marheth.' but a. , , ronfiwcj thp l(.n,tcII, nmu,
orders." Tltlllta.
llll) KVHVH IIAItV
la ontlroly covered with shenthtng
and outsldo this galvantxod corrugatod
Iron, Tho strut turo Is surmounted by
a monument to Jlr. Cnttroll'H eiuloav
ors a metal Iloreford for Mr. Cot
troll In ongaged In raising thorough.
bred Heruford rntllo on his ROO acre
ranch. Ills herd now numbers IBS
head, of which 100 aro cows. However,
tho full rapacity of his Inimoiuo new
barn Is 800 head of cattlo, and tho
high loft will hold ROO tons of hay
and tho grain bins 10,000 bushels.
IlMillit-ud'a Nervu,
Oscar Asche, who, with his wife,
Vtss Lily Drayton, la on his way to
llniiclraalf VVrimir,
"Heckling" Is often an ontortalnlng,
although sometimes n tlresomo Inci
dent of Kngllsh meetings. Tho experi
enced public speaker la usually able to passerby stopped and said
Judge. "GooduoM, man! what would
you have taken If you had yielded In
a moment when you felt strong?"
Boston Globe.
A small boy was hoolng corn In a
sterllo field by the roadside when a
" Tear
turn tho laugh on tho Interrupter, but , to mo your corn Is rather small."
In tho ease reported by a writer In "Certainly," said the boy "It'a dwarf
Tit-lilt the man In tho nudlenco was ' oorn." "But It looks ynller " "Cer
victorious to 'the last. I talnly. Wo planted tbe yaller kind."
A polltlm! speaker was attacking '"But It looks as It you wouldn't get
tho Government with moro venom ' more than half a crop." "Of course
than reason. A man at tho back ol ' not," said the boy. "Wo planted her
the hall at last cried out,
wrong, sir'"
A llttla nettled, tho orator con
You'rs.on shares." Detroit Nows-Trlbune
i
Justice Brewer says Uiat It Is usu
ally an easy matter to pick out the
Mm.-., without heeding. Presently. I t"ruth among a lot of conflicting evL
answer to mother strong auertlon, Uy way ot Illustration ha tell,
camo again, "You're wrong, slrl" 7Z?,''t' . .,im, .t
Tho speaker looked angry, but con
tlnued on tho warpath.
"You'ro wrong, sir!" again rang out
Angrily. nddrewlng tho persistent In
tells
the following Incident, which took
place tn a little vlllago near New
York. "A house-hunter, who had Just
got oft tho train, stepped up to a boy
terruptor. tho orator cried, "Look hore. I "T'tlon- 'My lad I am looking
I could tell this man something about t r SmluLn' ' new block of
ii.. n.....,n,.m .hi.i. ,... t.1,1. r Mr omimsona new oiock o:
tho Govornment w hlch would mako hli
1ml r stand on ciull"
"You'ro wrong ngnln, slrl" came
from tho critic, as ho stood up and re
moved his hat. Ills head was as bald
as a billiard ball,
I samt-detached housos. How far are
'thoy from herof 'About twenty
mluutes' walk,' tha boy replied.
("Twenty minutes!' exclaimed the
house-hunter. 'Nonsense! The adver
ftlsemont says five.' 'Well,' said the
looking for business Is like looking! . Vou can believe me or you can
for four-leaf clovers, whloh somebody believe tho advertisement, but I ain't
els always finds easily enough. Jtryln to make a sle.'"-Oude,
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GASTORIA
Tx trra mnm, new Ta arrr.
prclal OrTrrlaBT al air York Store.
Clerk Here Is something new In
chafing dishes. ..
Customer What Is It special fea
ture? Clerk It produces only nightmares
that are perfectly gentle. Judge.
A little bottle of Ilamlins Wizard
Oil Is a medicine chest in Itself. It
can be applied in a larger number of
painful aliment than any other rem
edy known.
Aaklna Too Much.
Letter Carrier Italny weather,
farmer.
Farmer Yes; our boarders are all
klckln.
! C They can't btame you for the
weather.
F. Can't, eh? Gosh. ome of 'em
eem to think I ought to furnlih moon
light nights. Ilomon Transcript
It Cure While You Walk.
Allen' rnnt-EaM li a rtrtalu eure for hot,
weatlnr.eilu,antawol!en,Behliigirt. Bold
r " lrtrstUj. l-rlcaic. Uon-t acwpt an?
uUtltula. Trial parkas YlLtE. Addrraa
Allen B. plmited.UlKor.N'Y. "n
Urn Kamrr,
"My boy, here' tho place for you.
Hour from 10 to t; Saturdays from
10 to 13; wurk center! and light; ex
perience unnecessary; salary, (100 per
week. How do-e that suit your
"O'wanl I ain't got no J 10.000 to In
vrt In the business." Houston Chronicle.
CnaM Sot Tell Soonrr.
TVhat Suxannn. going to leave met"
exclaimed the lady to her French maid,
who was "Invaluable." "Oolng to get
married? This Is most unexpected."
"Oul. madame. but eet ees not my
fault" responded the maid, apologeti
cally. "Eet was only Inst night xat
jour son proposed to me!" Philadel
phia Inquirer
Uotbtn wtll find Mr. vriniloV BootMsa
Brra p tha b t ramrdr In cao lot toclr chUlr
Surlsg lb icathiag period.
Tbl la Libel.
"Why do o many women rest their
chin on their hands when they ar
tolng to thlnkT"
"To hold their mouths shut so that
they won't disturb themselves."
Cleveland Lender.
Pettit's Eye Salve for 25c.
Relieves tired eyes, quickly stops
eye aches, congested. Inflamed and com
mon sore eyes. All druggists or
Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Bat Not In Salon,,
"Tou know the arttat we met last
summer who boasted so of his family
connections? Were any ot his pic
tures hungr
"No, but his grandfather waa."
Baltimore American
Croutons tor soup are most easily
made by cutting stale bread about half
an Inch thick, buttering It thickly on
both sides, cutting In holt-Inch squares
and baking In the oven until brown.
THE CRY FOR CREAM
It com tan Oy Increathur- The bit rreamfry corapanlei ar corutanfy on the lookout and
are olTrrtnir rood prine. A mat manr tUlrrrain are burin more cow lmtrs.1 ot trjtn
to aft all the profit poulble out of Ihoa th r now hare. They teem to think about all
that they ran lo la to run the milk thnruxh a cream aeparator, nevrr atoppln? to consider
helher the rream aeparator U doina IU duty aa It ahouU. It IU an oVl-fathlonel. out-of-
date or cheap machine It can't get all the but.
terfat It wun't Intendeil to. YourcUlry pro
fit ran be Increaaed from 5 to 2fi per rent by
theuieof
A NEW IOWA
CREAM SEPARATOR
The Separator that haa won rcroa-nltkm by th
three la.t eipoaltlona. St. LouU. PortUoul and
JarneaUmm. and haa the endorMmmt of aU
thekaoinx dairy expert, lu uae aetuallr
mrana the aarlne of a treat amount of cream.
Itabomeana that your cream make better
burter and never haa that aeparator taat pe
culiar to rreum aklmronl by other machine.
TtiU la becaiue the Iowa la eo realty cleaned
and never become choked up with filth and
dirt Amona- lu many advantasea ar thee
rUt-low tupply ran. encluaed rcarirur.
m of operation, adjuatabl crank; neat ap-
rearaMce Inlerchanteahln parta; etc, IT IS
roSTlVELY TIIK CLOSIST SK1MMKII
ON TUB MARKLT. fiend forraUlosue.
Most complete Lne of
Agricultural Implements
and Vehicles
on the Coast
Price nd Goods Right
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Wc have a
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in your
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He is a
good man
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