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Insomnia "I have licen using Cascnrets for In. sound, with which 1 have been aflllctrd for twenty years, iiI I can My Hint (.' carets have ulvcn me mote relief tlmit niiv oilier remedy I lutvo ever tried, I tlinll ccitnlnly recommend them t( my friends as belntf oil tlmt they nre rclifreciited." Tho. Olllanl, (lKlii, 111. Pleatanl, I'atiUht. l'otfiil, Tail flood, hollmxl Never Hlcken, Weaken or Otlp, lto IVt. Vj Never inM In balk Thteo alnttltaiup.CCC. Usarauleed r cui or four wouer back. Oil HOW WAQNEIt DEOAH III8 BASEBALL OAllEEIl. New York City receive It per omit of tho world' tntrtt linimrllnw Iruilx. n(iA)ii. I- lirimw mix j n..miH, lewlf lie, kil....l,. H.lu,.n lW"l llol.l, rtlher Im'I, II. u.,1.1. Hlli.r 1C, ll.j w., M. r-r Jvr. II MIIIBjrflte,i ! fall ilIUt --nli m Mleall,, Wiin, ft it IJatllf wvlkau llilJ. Juiereaiei OeibvaaleMattueelliaak. CRESCENT JSv& aa-a l.i-U ...1.....I I. .LI a". Ml M m m a m sb w'ii I'niru vaaiiis KJm.mU, I, POWDER I, litiur. it rl't tin art anil makca light, ixilltl ahj belrl er, kin nu pci-ri .I.., i lutd. ft.,1.1 liw .. rritStlapfr pound n toll will cfltl ua vnuf ... , ... name ii aurt, w rill end ou boek an health end tiVln pewiltf. CHESCUNT MFC. CO. Seattle, VVn. ' ''T?!mmm,li,hSr URINARY DISCHARGES etc at onuaaisTs on trial box by mail GOd MOM PIANTCH.03 HIMRY.T.SnOOKLYIOOd . HCWARtOr IMITATION!.- .-"n TOWER'S FISH BRAND WATERPROOF OILED CLOTHING will gfvo you full value ror every aonar speni and keep you dry In the wottcat weather. KBBjSWtv SUITS 32 SLICKERS322 POMMEL 5UC 3fto MtOTttYWHnf AJ.TOWEM CO. BO4T0H.Ui.A- TOWtR CANADIAN CaUMrrtO Toec-etaC. C. Gee Wo Tbe Chliese Doctor Thl ttWhUfut man hae Inade llfealudy of Ik prvpertle of lUitii. llerbe and liarka.anj U trl-Hna- Ih. work the benefit of hU Hitkn. No Mercury, P alien f Dfwn Uaed. N Operalleet e CyllUf ritiaraMr to cur Catarrh. Aa'hina, lin. Htumarhand Kidney lrvutila,uu aU i'rltala Dliaajaaof M n4Vwiin. A aVXlX OANCZR CURE Juit n-rrWol f rtl I'.VIn, O.ina-ufa, aura aMralubla. U famnclnltawurla, If you rannot rail will for ajmplmn LUnk aaj rtrcular. Intlua 4 ranla In auinia, CONSUITATION riltC The C. Gee Wo Medicine O. 183H rlral SI., cr. MMrUen. PaHand, Or. BfaMifctyli. 0lf t fSi rf wB)HKJVHSk HAKB WAONEIl. When llnniey Dreyrui. president of the I'lttitiurg club, aenili out hi contrnct to hi Ult player he mall one to Han Wcncr that li free from Ink except that placet! on the paper by the printer Ho dovtii'L put In the amount for which llonu I to piny, leaving that to the "UIk Dutchman." There' nothtnx (urprUInc about that for Han I worth whatever he think I right, Hut when ho ilRiied hi first contract, n few month after he won hi nickname of "lllff Dutchman," ho tinned up for 3S n month. A former player and manager dedaro that Han Wagner had no thought of becoming nn) thing but pitcher until 1895, when he became a member of the Bteubenvllln club In the old Central Aitoolntlon. At that time Al Wagner, Claude Itltchey and Prank liowerman were on the team. Duilng a elump the manager aent out n call for a pitcher and Al aiked that hi brother Han be given a chance. Well, that afternoon he had hi tryout and laated two Inning. He had nothing but a atralght ball that waa o nwlft It went over the fence It hit or through the catcher It It waao't Of roiirae, he didn't make good, but tliu manager wo no hort-bandod he had to keep htm around to play In the field, letting him eat and lep with hi brother. Then Han took a hlne to the job of hortstop and began to practice at It Early In the morning and utter the gamea he would get the kid to hat to him. Finding that he could not klnrt quick enough, h dug hole In the field Ilk iprlntc'r do, but ho wo chtwed for (polling the diamond and had to practice when end' where he could. Finally he became fairly proficient. He could field all right, but waa a awkward a a hog on Ice. He picked up In batting and oon attracted the attention of rlnl club, but had mada auch an unfavorable Impreuton with the manager that he vrm given to the Interon club for nothing. There he ilgned a formal contract to play for f3S a month, hi flrat nyrular Hilary a n player There ho made good with a vengeance, and the follow. Ing eprlng wa old to LouUvllle for U.iOO. He remained with the Colonel until tho shift that took lilm to 1'ltti.burg ta made. And there he'll aUy Jut as long a Harney Drefu has money enough to cover the figure that Han write In the contract. rJiM mmmi jjgHES EH-fiw NNNavNaV,Ni XAN8A0' DIO DAKW. Iluuara HOO ('afllr, BOO Tana of llf, j 0,0I IlitalirU of (lrln. The big round trn on Fred H. Cot- trell' ranch, a short dlitance north 'eat of Irving. Ark. I said to be the I largoit barn In Kansas, It Is round, 100 feet In diameter, the nrl tory being built of stone with wall nine feet high Thl I ued as the stable. Sixteen feet ttutdo of tho wall Is built a circular manger from which cattle may feed fflom either side. Tho cen ter of the barn Is utlllied for vaet bins to store feed and hero also a food grinder haa been Installed. The wall second story of tho tarn Is 20 feet high, and from this the domo roof Is built which rl another SO feet, on top of which Is a lC-foot cupola, making the barn In all 74 foot high An air shaft 10 feet square runs from Iho ground to the cupola, giving splendid ventilation on tho ground floor and tho proper airing to tho hay nlorcd In tho Inimunio loft. Tho barn on, w. A, WISE 1 Year a lailrr In talnlaa Dantal Work In I'artUml Out-of-Town People Bhuulil laiMmWr that ur fre u ao arraniral Dial VK CAN IHI TIIKIIl KNllltCf (lN, IIKIDdrJ ANI I'l AlK WOltK IN A 1IAY It nxnun I'D IllVKI.Y I'AlNUIlH 1!X. J II ACT' NO HIKI h,n hxa nr Irluataranr. rrol VK UMIIlVK Till! MOfT HKNrtiriVK TKrTrit ANII Hours WIlllUUT TIIH LKAST l'AIN NO a i UI)KhT8, no unwrtainlir. For tho Next Fifteen Dnya We will live you K"l ri UU u' iwrca- latnrrownfur Bit Cl l,rklu li-alh . . W Molar eruwn . , ,. . UoKlMranamt'l (llllng; ,. , ,,,,,, l.Od HIIvit fl'llnua ., -w (lt ruliU'r li , ..,..,,.,,.,. 1.00 1 ha twit rnl riiliUr Plata ,,,, 1M l'alnlia tractk'n ... M ALL WORK OUARANTEED 18 YEAUfl Dr. W. A. Wise Piesldent and Manager The Wise Dental Co. UNO.) Third and Wahlnton Hta. PORTLAND, OREQON PNU No. 38-00 w IIKW wrlllna; oadverilrpUae niaiiilnH tn if paiar, MackWhen wero you married! Dyer Just about six chockbook ago, -M'uck. "Ho's a nice chap to take a girl fUhlng, I must say." "Why, what did ho do?" "Ho fished." IoulvlIle Courier-Journal. "Did eho refuse hlmf "ITactlcally; oho nld she would net marry him till he arrived at years of dlsorotlon " Ilrooklyn Life. Father And so your teacher Is dftftd fiotiny What's the good of that Mhlle the sobool Is still there? Mcggendorfer Matter. "What sort of a chap Is. her "Well, he's ono of thesu felloAa-who think that anything mean Is a joke, If It Isn't on him." Clevoland Uader. Ho Iovo me and the world Is mine. Hho Ho do you make that out? He Why. areo't you all the world to me? Ualltmora American, Mr. Itocka (to chauffeur who has lost control of machine) Can you top ber? Chauffeur No, Mr. Hocks Well, thon, run her Into something cheap, Hedd Have you ever timed your automobile? Greene Oh, yea. It utood perfectly still for forty-eight mlnuu on tho road tolay! Yonkers SUtoMian. Helen Ituth was afraid tho girts wouldn't notice ber engagement ting. Grace Did they? Helen Did they? fllx of them recognized It at once. Evening Lamp. "Sir, I want to marry your daughter." "Go slow, young man. go slow. When I waa your age I wanted just as badly to marry her mothor." Baltimore American. Tho Heiress Do you think that more tail men marry than short ones? The Hunter I think men who are short are tho ones who marry most frequently. Town Topics. Mary I'm poaltlve Fred loves me and Intends to make mo bis wife. Helen Why? Haa be proposed yet? Mary No. Hut he dislike mother moro every time he see her. Jugend. Magistrate You aay you want a divorce because your married life Is one long series of fights. You don't look It. Would-De Divorce No. your honor; but you ought to see my wife. Circle. Conductor (on railroad train) This Un't the right ticket, sir. Absent-Minded Passenger What's the matter with It? Conductor This ticket colls for a diamond ring. Philadelphia Bulletin. She She told me you told her that secret I told you not to tell ber. He The mean thing! I told her not to i tell rou I told her. She I promised Australia, his natlvo land, which hi ber I wouldn't tell you she told me, left eighteen years ago, remarked Just'i0 ,jon't tell her I told you. Boston before he set sll, apropos of the slump, Horald. In theaters, that the deadhead Is destroyer of drama, "While I was touring with a cer Mlsa CoojMh Why, mah Ian", If dcro alnt I'cto Broker ! Whnr bo git dem doe's? MIm Sinclair 8-o-ss-h! O' ,.l 1.11,1 ...u,. Cioesi Mis nincmir b-m ru : i w " "l:"r"i.n"" ? course, dere .tn' no tell.,,', but for do .,,-, ,..n..,n Hv w iviii ,auiuua um playhouse In an ancient town. We had billed 'Macbeth' for the Friday night, but during that day the theater wna burned down For our next weok thero our chief contrived to borrow a playhouse n little way out of the district. On reaching there to rehearse las' two wevkigreto's done bin do night vrntchmnn In n big gents' clothlu' store. Fuck. Mrs. Crawford You say It Is Im possible to get ony money out of your husband. Have you gpno about it In tho right way? Mrs. Crabshaw on the Monday tho manngcr received, I've tried everything, my dear, except n letter saying that the writer had sending him a Black Hand letter. been given two dress circle orders for Brooklyn 'Life. the performance of 'Marheth.' but a. , , ronfiwcj thp l(.n,tcII, nmu, orders." Tltlllta. llll) KVHVH IIAItV la ontlroly covered with shenthtng and outsldo this galvantxod corrugatod Iron, Tho strut turo Is surmounted by a monument to Jlr. Cnttroll'H eiuloav ors a metal Iloreford for Mr. Cot troll In ongaged In raising thorough. bred Heruford rntllo on his ROO acre ranch. Ills herd now numbers IBS head, of which 100 aro cows. However, tho full rapacity of his Inimoiuo new barn Is 800 head of cattlo, and tho high loft will hold ROO tons of hay and tho grain bins 10,000 bushels. IlMillit-ud'a Nervu, Oscar Asche, who, with his wife, Vtss Lily Drayton, la on his way to llniiclraalf VVrimir, "Heckling" Is often an ontortalnlng, although sometimes n tlresomo Inci dent of Kngllsh meetings. Tho experi enced public speaker la usually able to passerby stopped and said Judge. "GooduoM, man! what would you have taken If you had yielded In a moment when you felt strong?" Boston Globe. A small boy was hoolng corn In a sterllo field by the roadside when a " Tear turn tho laugh on tho Interrupter, but , to mo your corn Is rather small." In tho ease reported by a writer In "Certainly," said the boy "It'a dwarf Tit-lilt the man In tho nudlenco was ' oorn." "But It looks ynller " "Cer victorious to 'the last. I talnly. Wo planted tbe yaller kind." A polltlm! speaker was attacking '"But It looks as It you wouldn't get tho Government with moro venom ' more than half a crop." "Of course than reason. A man at tho back ol ' not," said the boy. "Wo planted her the hall at last cried out, wrong, sir'" A llttla nettled, tho orator con You'rs.on shares." Detroit Nows-Trlbune i Justice Brewer says Uiat It Is usu ally an easy matter to pick out the Mm.-., without heeding. Presently. I t"ruth among a lot of conflicting evL answer to mother strong auertlon, Uy way ot Illustration ha tell, camo again, "You're wrong, slrl" 7Z?,''t' . .,im, .t Tho speaker looked angry, but con tlnued on tho warpath. "You'ro wrong, sir!" again rang out Angrily. nddrewlng tho persistent In tells the following Incident, which took place tn a little vlllago near New York. "A house-hunter, who had Just got oft tho train, stepped up to a boy terruptor. tho orator cried, "Look hore. I "T'tlon- 'My lad I am looking I could tell this man something about t r SmluLn' ' new block of ii.. n.....,n,.m .hi.i. ,... t.1,1. r Mr omimsona new oiock o: tho Govornment w hlch would mako hli 1ml r stand on ciull" "You'ro wrong ngnln, slrl" came from tho critic, as ho stood up and re moved his hat. Ills head was as bald as a billiard ball, I samt-detached housos. How far are 'thoy from herof 'About twenty mluutes' walk,' tha boy replied. ("Twenty minutes!' exclaimed the house-hunter. 'Nonsense! The adver ftlsemont says five.' 'Well,' said the looking for business Is like looking! . Vou can believe me or you can for four-leaf clovers, whloh somebody believe tho advertisement, but I ain't els always finds easily enough. Jtryln to make a sle.'"-Oude, Kc'ci 3SS' siTSC UTM ;W OISIIilA AU'OIIOL 3 PE t'P.MT AVeSelaUcIVcparaiteiErAs bUGiuiiuFj inctooaanriitfAia ItogUicStoraduaaUJcMM KltrIsTf'T.i Mn" t Proroolcs DigMllonhnfd j ncssatw itestxom'jfli dbust OpiuniiforpM-i: turliscraL' ISOTWAKCOTIC. f JbryflMDcOrllUVWi FiMthiUid' JfxJmxi Aptrfed Remedy rorOrasHpi- llon,oouraiioiani.i""i,j4 WormsromtilskJBsITri ncs3andL0SS0FSlXP. I TuScdk Sl&uxt of NEW YOnK. Tor Infantg and Chlldron. The Kind Yon Have Always Bought Beam tho Signararo of ij -to sn!- EWt Guormtccd undrr lW jJJjiA (w Y V1 a XT if I I at Exaa Copy of Wrapper. Use For Over Thirty Years GASTORIA Tx trra mnm, new Ta arrr. prclal OrTrrlaBT al air York Store. Clerk Here Is something new In chafing dishes. .. Customer What Is It special fea ture? Clerk It produces only nightmares that are perfectly gentle. Judge. A little bottle of Ilamlins Wizard Oil Is a medicine chest in Itself. It can be applied in a larger number of painful aliment than any other rem edy known. Aaklna Too Much. Letter Carrier Italny weather, farmer. Farmer Yes; our boarders are all klckln. ! C They can't btame you for the weather. F. Can't, eh? Gosh. ome of 'em eem to think I ought to furnlih moon light nights. Ilomon Transcript It Cure While You Walk. Allen' rnnt-EaM li a rtrtalu eure for hot, weatlnr.eilu,antawol!en,Behliigirt. Bold r " lrtrstUj. l-rlcaic. Uon-t acwpt an? uUtltula. Trial parkas YlLtE. Addrraa Allen B. plmited.UlKor.N'Y. "n Urn Kamrr, "My boy, here' tho place for you. Hour from 10 to t; Saturdays from 10 to 13; wurk center! and light; ex perience unnecessary; salary, (100 per week. How do-e that suit your "O'wanl I ain't got no J 10.000 to In vrt In the business." Houston Chronicle. CnaM Sot Tell Soonrr. TVhat Suxannn. going to leave met" exclaimed the lady to her French maid, who was "Invaluable." "Oolng to get married? This Is most unexpected." "Oul. madame. but eet ees not my fault" responded the maid, apologeti cally. "Eet was only Inst night xat jour son proposed to me!" Philadel phia Inquirer Uotbtn wtll find Mr. vriniloV BootMsa Brra p tha b t ramrdr In cao lot toclr chUlr Surlsg lb icathiag period. Tbl la Libel. "Why do o many women rest their chin on their hands when they ar tolng to thlnkT" "To hold their mouths shut so that they won't disturb themselves." Cleveland Lender. Pettit's Eye Salve for 25c. Relieves tired eyes, quickly stops eye aches, congested. Inflamed and com mon sore eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Bat Not In Salon,, "Tou know the arttat we met last summer who boasted so of his family connections? Were any ot his pic tures hungr "No, but his grandfather waa." Baltimore American Croutons tor soup are most easily made by cutting stale bread about half an Inch thick, buttering It thickly on both sides, cutting In holt-Inch squares and baking In the oven until brown. THE CRY FOR CREAM It com tan Oy Increathur- The bit rreamfry corapanlei ar corutanfy on the lookout and are olTrrtnir rood prine. A mat manr tUlrrrain are burin more cow lmtrs.1 ot trjtn to aft all the profit poulble out of Ihoa th r now hare. They teem to think about all that they ran lo la to run the milk thnruxh a cream aeparator, nevrr atoppln? to consider helher the rream aeparator U doina IU duty aa It ahouU. It IU an oVl-fathlonel. out-of- date or cheap machine It can't get all the but. terfat It wun't Intendeil to. YourcUlry pro fit ran be Increaaed from 5 to 2fi per rent by theuieof A NEW IOWA CREAM SEPARATOR The Separator that haa won rcroa-nltkm by th three la.t eipoaltlona. St. LouU. PortUoul and JarneaUmm. and haa the endorMmmt of aU thekaoinx dairy expert, lu uae aetuallr mrana the aarlne of a treat amount of cream. Itabomeana that your cream make better burter and never haa that aeparator taat pe culiar to rreum aklmronl by other machine. TtiU la becaiue the Iowa la eo realty cleaned and never become choked up with filth and dirt Amona- lu many advantasea ar thee rUt-low tupply ran. encluaed rcarirur. m of operation, adjuatabl crank; neat ap- rearaMce Inlerchanteahln parta; etc, IT IS roSTlVELY TIIK CLOSIST SK1MMKII ON TUB MARKLT. fiend forraUlosue. Most complete Lne of Agricultural Implements and Vehicles on the Coast Price nd Goods Right .jBTBaTavBl m ..wIbmBfVSShSS1 Wc have a Dealer in your town. He is a good man to know PORTLAND OREGON SPOKANE BOISE SALEM I