f)
(Irnnleil In A1vnrn,
.Tho joiiiik ilcirtor who linil Inloly not-
edfln Hlinilivlltit Imil iimplo onportu-
union 10 ii'itru uuiiiiiuy, u iiuuiiuk vinv,
mtilw clwm'll Hold,
Onn diiy he wim hulled hy mi oldorly
Hinif vh mjitiiilt'il tit in to ntii In
fniullli'o hi wlfi1, who wiin iiIIIiik. At
tidcliwi of hi visit thii yoiifiR doctor
naked for m prlvitlo word with tlm iniiii.
LffitaVour wlfo'd riiwi Ih noiiiuwhiit com-
jjlcnti'il," ho until, "ninl with your ntr-
Mfr0" ' "ll""1'' '"'" '" ''"" "'" "rook.
flyilliiliyidrliiii In roiiNiiltnlloii,"
jttfiPrTinlimloii !" whoed tint mini. ItiiHg
'nattily, "I tohl Iht I knew him oiikIiI
'lomvc n K'loil doctor, hut alio was
Bfrnlil you'd lio offended If alio did."
Tho Orlfrlnnl Poroun rinntor.
li'n.UU ik1-, llr.tlnl odured Lithe iu.
file sixty yrnra nuo, mid todny undo'llited
y hn tint lnrK'it '"In ofiuiy external r in
fdy 'viiilllionlm ttr Mtlil mi mi llv tliioiiKh'
mil ih Mlmlniivi IxhI world. Thrrn liuve
tfeJETiiil n inns, In Im hup, I mi t tinviT lina
jhjnt'Jti n onn In eteu compare with All
. ciicjtfgthn Kurld'a standard ilinml iciii-
wi'urt weak tiark. ctdd on he cheat or
JlTiiyll' rut M ii tlm ieiill of tttklliu cold nr
aOYrrslrwiii. thf ' nut lis; we know of to
mlt Mlt Ii thin litmoiie plaaior.
Twlilr Mtiafnril,
jtnmon, ordinary. cvry-rtny tnWB
htlMlnrd oMnlned It union In it roninrk-
itbly curlotiN wny. ll Is until tlirtt 11)1 111.
Duku of Hiirtfuudy. Kranted to DIJuii
fount nrmorlal tH'srliiK on which wns
tln motto, "ilnull wr lanlr."
Thin wns Inter mrwd In .1 tnnr nrcli
wnv of tl illy. but Him yer went
ty tho crii 1 ml word Itwiiiin I'ftHced. A
ivrtulu lino In the rlly wit cnunifed
In tlix iimmifnrliiro of ilimpl, wliieh
wnn Hip former linliir for 'uiliUrd, Hlid,
wishing to IhIm'I Its products with tho
city nrms, copliil the lueoiiiplcto motto.
Tlnn, IciHirnnt jx'oplo awing tho
rnmr "mnult funic" tin tho Jnr, fell
Into tin custom of calling tho contents
)' that title. In time "mnult furiie"
van contracted to tnuutardc (mustard).
Mexico now hss HD.fXA) American real
drule am) f.T.KI.lliiO.tMi Amrrlrnii money.
Those ICImllr I'eraona,
It linpjiviiod In 11 rnllwny ntnllnn.
Tho hnliy cried mid cried ninl (Tied.
"IVrhiipit ho di-nlri1 hi hottlc," ug
Ki'nli'd it fnthitrly looking old pnrly.
"Ilo Iiiim not lici'ii ruined on tlm hot
tic," ciitlliiKly replied tho linndnoiuo
yotini; womiiti who held thu Infnut.
Tho hnhy'd nhrlcliH rhiw lorrllle. Me
mmlo iinmlntnkiihlo iIkiii thnt ho want
ed lit dinner,
"IIcr pnrdon, mn'ntn," nnld tho elder
ly pnrty. "hut mny I miKUent thnt you
er permit tlm child to cr tnko nour
Inhment7"
"Thin linliy heloiiRn to my nlnler," rr
piled tho yiuiiK Mdy. hlunhlutf furloun
ly, "nnd nho won't ho hero for hnlf nn
hour. I'm liolilltii; It for her." I.ouls
vlllo Courler-Jouriinl,
Molliera will find Mrt. Wlnilow'n rvxillilot
Hjiup thnlHil mmtHlr to uwiot UitlrclillOrua
during ib Wntiiluf rlHl.
riiltiiliiHlriiltr l.oalrnl.
Urn. (In)lioy -Tlml'a wlirra yon urn
roils, Y110 ihoi't wnn to iirnlrrnlnml
tlm mi of wonln, If n thing In "round"
It pnn't Imj nny "roiitulrr."
Mr. (InylHiy TIipii therp In no nnch
thllK nn n "rrtiindrr." Tlinnkn, dnr.
You won't rnll trio one ncaln, will you)
Uewnr ot Ulntmenn for Catarrh that
Contain Mercury
tunnarruiy will iuitr iloilroy thn ntii ol
(mII mid o"inil"ioljr ilainti( lliu trhulH ;
lam wuru hiiUiIiiik It tin uun lha iiimouui
tullft'. hxrli nrlo-lvani oulii iirvnr In UtI
.(lull i!'f.ij.ii (roiH ro'UlLU pi.)
KUiHiailinitninnit tlify will nil 1 UH . M
tut h.hhI )umii h .yitilvrltiitti lieui.
lln'.l'a I tfli 1 iir. iniiiilliuiliitxl If t J
t huj u.,T..I'lo, 11 ,tji.lliiiiri'tirur)',
nmt la lin Itilo'lin lx,nrlli (itrcllx uM
lt IIihm itl iHiifun urfitcf ( thi iim.
In buili liall a 1 nUrrlii nr tatirn )un Kt
lha KHUlll It la tatni Itilornallr. nt IM'I
In7ilr1n. olUu, bjy, I. ci.amy A Cv. leilt
twuHlnla IM,
H"M br loNrcUtt, (.rltxilfaL rrUtll.
Unll'amliT I'llla am tho U..U
Too Atcurnt nlliia;,
Ctrl What mailv ou tell on mo
when I wan whlnpttrlni; In nclitrot?
ltoyllvnuo you mriit whlnwrlnR
loud rimucli no I ntuld hear what )ou
worn talkliiu ahout. Dctrult l'rc
t'rna.
In rnnat houtrt there ( 1 room without
proper heittiii' facllitlea -to ny nothing
of chilly lulTwiyi. l'.vtn though the
lirit of your itovca or furnace ihould be
inideiuate to warm the whole houae there
need not b one cold ipot if you have
PERFECTION
Oil HeatcF
(Kqnlppca with Smoltclcas Device)
It wilt heat a room In no time and will kttf it warm an
atrd at eailly aa a lamp and perfectly aafe. Wick ca
and cory.
; cannot be
too high or too low. uivei no inn'e or amru ucnuic
with uniijue amokeleaa ilevfce. l-an be earrlea about,
which cannot be done with an ordinary itove. The
Perfection Oil Heater ii auperior to all other oil
heateri and ii an ornament to any home. Made in
two llnlihea nickel and japan. Hraaa oil fount beau,
tit illy rmboned. Mollis four quarta of oil and burnt
nine houri. livery heater warranted. If not at your
dealer's write neareit agency for descriptive circular.
jR&yb Lamp is,,l!M
V lamp. Made of braia throughout
and nickel. plated. Hqulpped with latett improved
burner, Every lamp warranted. An ornament to any
room whether library, i!inintoora, parlor or bed
room. Write to ruarcit agency if not at your dealer'.
Oner
turned
fitted
KTANUARU OIL COM PAN r
fiVyrW,uiJ trfVlRTrEgJP J
SHIP US YOUR FRUIT, VEGETABLES
I'nmlrr, ;, vral, ilrrianl Hirk,rlc r.a
lnl,jlalil J rara. r'lna Iciratliin. Inrno
trail, rmlriil tnlrainnn iomt ro
Itiriii. Hiiip, nr wrlln Italaivnro hiauill
liavlan Ainerlran Hank.
flBCUSOK. UTCE & CO, Conmlttlon Uircaiatl
WMmli Merchants SCAIItr. WASH.
BIG MONEY
fur ynti In
NEVADA a?dJpBonrd MINES
A I'nw 1 1 11 lid rot C A. STOCKTON, llrolee
22H Lumber Cthana
rOUUANO, OIICCON
WANTED
in llila lilrnllly (irvliv)mr) a liuitter toaell
our tit'ia,t'ir (hxi'vilviuo nut mitxaary lor
luilcii.) Ailillt'ta
OKCGON NURSERY COMPANY
Snlcm, Oreeon,
Itlatillr Invrattxl
Mrnna Hlrlici.
Wrllu'l'mU)-,
(JO PLATES fflfegjc
I ILY DENTAL CO. SfflS"
L- Wo rcmnvo your Ud teotli and lirnkcn
oft nlil ronta nlianliilvly wltlintil V1"' taamliv
lion and rstlmntcs Tree. Work tlio lliiat. I'rlius
lluil.mu't HollilKOlill'niwii.lt, llrliliie work.
l.l.N) .ur tootlii OdM and Knamal Kllllnv, If
ndtii Heat Itutitior i'latrt, is per aot 1 good
H't. J. I'aluteaa Kxtractlou, 6U0.
Third and Couch Streets, Portland, Oreion.
Banking by Mail
WE PAY
4
INTEREST
On savings ilovonlti ot n dollar
or more, compounded twlco
ovory year. It In lunt nn easy
to open a BiwIiikb Account with
uu by Mall uh ( you livod next
door. Bond for our froo book
let, "IhinkiiiK by Mall," nnd
luarn lull partlculnri. Addrcaa
Oregon Trust &
Savings Bank
Portland, Oregon
Sixth and Washington Sts.
iar ..st tifsr-:- .
msi ' - 1 it tr"
. I'-Tyl V
or kv.
fA "t-tLinr
vV 11
Mm, HhinitiHT Ioh your liiinhnml
drink roKiihirly? MrH, llocnu No,
liiiiui ; my WMicort Imi't atoHdy.- JudKo.
(lilt -Undo Hum oulit to Hviid it lot
of our norvitiit ulrln to Olilmi, .MIIom
Wlw t for7 tJilott To niniuli It. Olil
c'iiko Ni'WH.
Atitlior Could you jlvu mu uu up
iroprlnto motto for my iMwiy on mm
voyoKi'" TrHotur Ym; "rlo triiunlt."
llHltluioru American.
"Arohlo U fnlrly koIiiic crury over
IiIh now iiutomohllo." "J'hnl'n atrniiKO.
Kiory tliuo 1'w neon lilm ho him Utui
Koln crusty undur It." (JIiIciiko Trlb
111111. MUtntiH You cnii't i-iitortiilti your
t-oiiipaiiy lu llio parlor. llrldKut -Ol
fiiu't Why, mum, didn't )'w hour
lilm huiglilu' Ut to nhpllt' Now York
Hun.
The mini 1 mnrry," doclarwl Mlns
Kldor, "muat bo wipiiblo of urcat Mlf-nncrllk-u."
"Vi," munnurod Mint
YounHr, "ho'll have to bo." Clovolaiid
ltnilcr.
Motto over tlio whIIn of n M'hool In
Cenimiiy: "Whm wOt!i U lott, noth
IliK In lwt." "WlK'li llfMlttl In loit,
NiinctlilliK lit hxtt." "WhM ehuruckT
U Umt, nil U lost."
"It iM-ouin hln uut'lo foil out of n Itotcl
window In HumiMr " "(Jrailounl
Any Ixiiion brokoiir ".Not oun." M.o"
"No, bo wan iiwroly drowutrd. It lup
Hntl lu VkuIm." rhi:ndulihla
l.tlKor.
"Why lu the world did Hnl&iIoy
WHtit to umrry lit dlvortvd wlfo
nkmIiiJ" "l! -hiw thMt nlio'd wtvtil up
nil tln nllmouy lit paid bur durlm: tho
otnt tluy llvotl iijMtrt-" ClilwiKo live
onMlornlU. Wlfi 1 cfltiKht llrldxot Ntartlm: the
tiro thin morulm; wltt. Mrnttlm', John.
IIuhIkuiJ lluw much do wo owe hurt
Wlfo -Tour tmnillw' waifH. tlunlHtnd
Wt'll. lot Imr Jjo ou with the puraf
lino. C'llpiiwl.
Aiuloun I'ltrmit DiK'tor. my dauch
tir npxr to li koIiix blind, nnd nho
In nlxut to lJ KiHrrknl. Doctor 1-t't
htr pi rlht on with the woddlmc. If
nujthliii: ran ojhhi bur oj'tw. tuarrlnKo
will.-.Stray Storh-n.
"I'lioro rfmw 11 woman with a hlv
tori1." ruiimrktsl the clork lu n Unik-
ntoro, tM a lady Ihihm1 out at the front
dmir. "How do you kuowr ijuerloil
tho proprlotor. "llocauvi," fXphttniHl
tho clerk, "I Junt r-iltl It to bur." Chi
cnito Dally Sown.
lloitmmiald I'm soln to leave you,
mum. I'm roIii' to work for Mnt.
Monk, nn' would you jrlve me it pxil
refcrencu, mum 7 Mlntro To work
for Mr. Monk CertnlHly; I'll Klve
jou a Kkiwliu: reforeiK. I hate that
woman. BcUnore.
"I 11 in 11 f mid. mndruii," nnld n Ron
tlcnmii who wtui hKikliiK for country
IihIkIiik", "thnt tho houne In Uki nonr
the htntlon to Im pleasant." "It In n
little liolny," ,uontcd the landlady,
"but from the front verandn 0110 has
nui'h n Hue view of pvoplo who mU tbo
tmlmr." Tlt-HIU.
()!" reuinrkiil the llrnt fox hunter,
"you hIiouM have neon Mr. Nurltch
tnke that lilsh IiwIro." "You nurprlm
mo!" cxcliiliiKHl tho other. "I tlwuKltt
the liorno he nle wmm't mueh of 11
JiiiiiIht." "Ohl tho horse didn't take
the hedge. Mr. Nurltch did It alone."
Philadelphia r
UU Coachman l'rtifewtor, why U It
that the iikmiii ulliw Khowa tho Kitmo
face 7 Tho I'mfunstir That Ih duo to
the clrcuiimtiitico that its revolution
tlx)it ltn axU U (Mluddeiit with thu
revolution It mnktM lu lta urhlt. Tho
Coachman Thntikce. I thort It was
Nwuintlilii' llko that Chlcaico Tribune.
"I thought," nnld Mra. Oldcantle,
"that you Intended to have D'Auber,
tho great mural painter, do iodic work
for you." "Wo did," replied her host
w. "hut Jozlah dlwlmriced him. Ilo
trlisl to client u.1 by iwiltitJn' ou tho
walU. I n'ptMO bicau.ie ho didn't want
to siH'iid tuiy money for enuvua." -Chicago
Hectird-Ilcrnld.
"They nay you got a."M ninrka n
mouth. 1 caut nellevo It; tell mo
how," "I get 110 mnrka anlnry; then
1 don't pay my rent, 10 mnrka; thnt'a
Lid imirkHj I owo tho mllkmnu 110
markM, that'ri ISO mnrka; my butcher
10 mnrka, "0 mnrka, and every mouth
I ralHo 110 murk out of my frlemU,
nuikea uu Iiiimiiio of 'J.10 mnrka a
lnonth I" Kllegendo ltlattor.
l'ollle, but
"(Jood-iuornlng, um'nm," nnld Willie,
dolling Ida cap.
"My, what a pollto llttlo lwy" ex
clalnuHl'MlHH Port Pnrsny. "Do you
itlwiiya tnko off your cap llko that to
Imlli'sY"
"No'in; only to old ladles." Phila
delphia Ledger,
Do you earn it living that you don't
gel or do jou get it living you don't
earn?
I MUSCULAR I
I AILMENTS 1
The Old Monk-Cure will
ttralfhleri out a contracted
mueclo l.i a JKIy.
ST.
JACOBS
OIL
Don't play possum wlih pa'ln,
but 'tends atrlclly to bualneu.
A Irle Sic and SOc
I lr.A.L7 a ' .aVaV. Jlf 7
I nww
VW '"lis aat 11 1 ir;-.-.ma
r
Ilnrinllna Tioten,
Thcro wan n itcullar nound from tho
drcctlon of tho woodn nn the mombcr
of tho Illrdlorem' Korlety nnt In tho
window of her friend' country homo
rmo 'umuner afternoon.
8e quickly took her nmnll "Ulrd
Ouhlo" from her cror-preitent bag. and
rnpldly turned the leaveit. At lant jIiq
pauncd with n nmllo of antlnfnrtlon,
nnd llMonod, with her flnijair between
two leave of the llttlo book, till tho
no u nil enmo again.
When It wan repeated an oxprenilon
of doubt flitted ncroan her features, but
still nho wan hopeful,
"You probably know mnny of the
bird note, living no near tho wood
and In audi a ntilct mxU" she nnld to
j 1 her friend. "Can you toll mo what
hlrd that lr
That." ald her friend, briefly, "I
our gont. Wo shall have to more blm
farther off."
Ilrromprnar.
"They say that suburban life la not
o bad."
I "No; I aupiw not. Wc must re
member that n great deal of the suburb
anite's tlruo I s;ut lu the city." 1'UU-
, burg Post
It duiets
the Cough
This Is one reason why Aycr's
Cherry Pectoral 13 so valua
ble in consumption. It stops
the wear and tear of useless
couching. But it does more
it controls the inflammation,
quiets the fever, soothes, and
heals. Sold for 60 years.
ATra ftiarry Pastoral hat tn a rmUr
Ufa pruarr.r to m It brmiaht ma tbroanh
a aqrara attack nf rnnmonl. anal I fMl
that I imainr H i I'a lrfp aaratlva
fropatOaa." WILLIAM II. TaviTT, Waws,
i'a.
A
BUds by J.O. kjr Cov. Lowatl, Haa.
Alo nanateatanra of
Lj&l k turn VIGOR.
Hasten rocovory by keeping the
bowels regular with Ayor's Pills.
rrr
fZ'T-
t'mvsz
v-y v &m
i453-
. , "v' . -Z .- rd
fs: y. j z zz ifs
d3?ra cmrn stt&t? fztsm m
sMiiP TWJfL Vuel Jj I
- '- - ff'it-v. Srjt?!
gng-gi na - grS, M
B5NG
WatJoyThey
To Every Home
as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when in health
and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor
life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and
the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health
should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of
every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a
remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence
should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial
in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in
many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and
excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use.
Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be
cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform
all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained,
by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici
ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian
blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem
edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not
approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication.
Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup
of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in
bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty
cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not
accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects.
Every family should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial
ivi me paiciiid uiiu wc t-iiuuicii, wiieuever a laxative remeay is required.
s -r&sm?j$f
ft
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Color mora food, brighter and faster colors than any othrr dye. One 10c paclato colors atlk. wool and cotton equally wall nnd U
tuaranttcd to cite perfect reaulla. Ask dealer, or we will send post paid ot 10c a package Wrlta for free botfkkt how to dye,
(leach and mlt colors. MOMtOC DHUG CO, Unlomilic. Missouri.
Ninety per cent of tb wealth of the
United States is held by 10 per ceut ot '
tho people. I
HI. Vllua' Danra ana all Nrrrous DUaee
nrrmauantlr rumt by- Dr. Klloa'a tlrrat '
llratorrr. K.nit IVr FltHKtltrUl Villi. iut I
trvatlta. Iir it ILKIIur.IU. Ml JlrchHl,i'litU.,ra.
3
Tlm Hungarian House of Representa
tives Is the largvst lu the world. It has
731 members.
MAKE EVERYDAY
gig COUNT-
V-. , ; no matter how
j . bad tha weather
r -,, -. .....
you cannot
afford to bo
without &
TOWER'S
WATERPROOF
OILED SUIT
t0R SLICKER.
Vhonyoubuy
I00K far tho
5I0N0FTHEFISH
lktoal
til MM
M
itv n .nrtten
w it 1 m
l) r lJ
Ml
j 11
11 i
u v
aaawaiiiUaMBHaai
W have solved the question ot
how to make your money pay
you
PER YEAR
Instead ot 4 per cent, and allow
you to keep it under your own
control. Principal Guaranteed by
Bank Certificate ol Deposit. You
select the Bank. Vrlto today
for particulars.
Pacific Coast Securities Co,
Portland, Oregon
GASOLENE ENGINES 1 w , ,-
lower wily uarrauted, 11 A. All alias suit
itjlca at lowest prlcea. Wrlta (or cataloc.
j RCItnSON MACHINERY COMPANY
I Portland. Oregon,
flET OUT OP THE RUT
-P I am dealcner of book, msxailne and
ratalogue rovers, bualness tarda, letter
beads, bill beada and aJvertliliiK euta, ran
luano tbo print ol youratore look entirely dii
lvrnt by lemoyini; otes. etc , Irooi riau
CHARLES SCIIRAM
245 Morrison St. I'OHItAND. OREGON
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CLASSlFlEDADVERTlSiNG
Portland Trade Directory
RUBBER STAMPS
Rest In America
Wc make tbcm
Nanus and Addrcatca In Portland ot Rcpre.
aeniatle llualnesa firms.
Wo do not take ordera and peddle our tl bber
i-tampa, bvali, Kte We manulactuio our
, own coocts. uur iuiiiuviii is tlio nuHval
ami U'.t imuiey ran buy Wrlto today (0. our
1 "Hubbcrblanip C'aialocue."
THE IRWIN-HODSON CO
Portland, Oreeon
lltKAM flirAllAIOHH V iiuaraiitM lit U.1
baiwralor la b Hi.' Iwst, Will, lor lr catalog.
lUariwiaodtU. a lull and Itak.
P. N.U.
No. 40-06
w
1IKN writ In 1; toilTertliriilousio
U1Vlt1l sjlll Vl,0
THIS
MEAN3
VOU
MY DEAR FRIEHD
rousldpr the pota:o slamp; Its uielulnoaa
ilea lu its ability tn ttlvk to 0110 tMuu till
it fiets tbere. Wntu lor particulars.
528 Lumber Exchange, Portland, Oregon