f) (Irnnleil In A1vnrn, .Tho joiiiik ilcirtor who linil Inloly not- edfln Hlinilivlltit Imil iimplo onportu- union 10 ii'itru uuiiiiiuy, u iiuuiiuk vinv, mtilw clwm'll Hold, Onn diiy he wim hulled hy mi oldorly Hinif vh mjitiiilt'il tit in to ntii In fniullli'o hi wlfi1, who wiin iiIIIiik. At tidcliwi of hi visit thii yoiifiR doctor naked for m prlvitlo word with tlm iniiii. LffitaVour wlfo'd riiwi Ih noiiiuwhiit com- jjlcnti'il," ho until, "ninl with your ntr- Mfr0" ' "ll""1'' '"'" '" ''"" "'" "rook. flyilliiliyidrliiii In roiiNiiltnlloii," jttfiPrTinlimloii !" whoed tint mini. ItiiHg 'nattily, "I tohl Iht I knew him oiikIiI 'lomvc n K'loil doctor, hut alio was Bfrnlil you'd lio offended If alio did." Tho Orlfrlnnl Poroun rinntor. li'n.UU ik1-, llr.tlnl odured Lithe iu. file sixty yrnra nuo, mid todny undo'llited y hn tint lnrK'it '"In ofiuiy external r in fdy 'viiilllionlm ttr Mtlil mi mi llv tliioiiKh' mil ih Mlmlniivi IxhI world. Thrrn liuve tfeJETiiil n inns, In Im hup, I mi t tinviT lina jhjnt'Jti n onn In eteu compare with All . ciicjtfgthn Kurld'a standard ilinml iciii- wi'urt weak tiark. ctdd on he cheat or JlTiiyll' rut M ii tlm ieiill of tttklliu cold nr aOYrrslrwiii. thf ' nut lis; we know of to mlt Mlt Ii thin litmoiie plaaior. Twlilr Mtiafnril, jtnmon, ordinary. cvry-rtny tnWB htlMlnrd oMnlned It union In it roninrk- itbly curlotiN wny. ll Is until tlirtt 11)1 111. Duku of Hiirtfuudy. Kranted to DIJuii fount nrmorlal tH'srliiK on which wns tln motto, "ilnull wr lanlr." Thin wns Inter mrwd In .1 tnnr nrcli wnv of tl illy. but Him yer went ty tho crii 1 ml word Itwiiiin I'ftHced. A ivrtulu lino In the rlly wit cnunifed In tlix iimmifnrliiro of ilimpl, wliieh wnn Hip former linliir for 'uiliUrd, Hlid, wishing to IhIm'I Its products with tho city nrms, copliil the lueoiiiplcto motto. Tlnn, IciHirnnt jx'oplo awing tho rnmr "mnult funic" tin tho Jnr, fell Into tin custom of calling tho contents )' that title. In time "mnult furiie" van contracted to tnuutardc (mustard). Mexico now hss HD.fXA) American real drule am) f.T.KI.lliiO.tMi Amrrlrnii money. Those ICImllr I'eraona, It linpjiviiod In 11 rnllwny ntnllnn. Tho hnliy cried mid cried ninl (Tied. "IVrhiipit ho di-nlri1 hi hottlc," ug Ki'nli'd it fnthitrly looking old pnrly. "Ilo Iiiim not lici'ii ruined on tlm hot tic," ciitlliiKly replied tho linndnoiuo yotini; womiiti who held thu Infnut. Tho hnhy'd nhrlcliH rhiw lorrllle. Me mmlo iinmlntnkiihlo iIkiii thnt ho want ed lit dinner, "IIcr pnrdon, mn'ntn," nnld tho elder ly pnrty. "hut mny I miKUent thnt you er permit tlm child to cr tnko nour Inhment7" "Thin linliy heloiiRn to my nlnler," rr piled tho yiuiiK Mdy. hlunhlutf furloun ly, "nnd nho won't ho hero for hnlf nn hour. I'm liolilltii; It for her." I.ouls vlllo Courler-Jouriinl, Molliera will find Mrt. Wlnilow'n rvxillilot Hjiup thnlHil mmtHlr to uwiot UitlrclillOrua during ib Wntiiluf rlHl. riiltiiliiHlriiltr l.oalrnl. Urn. (In)lioy -Tlml'a wlirra yon urn roils, Y110 ihoi't wnn to iirnlrrnlnml tlm mi of wonln, If n thing In "round" It pnn't Imj nny "roiitulrr." Mr. (InylHiy TIipii therp In no nnch thllK nn n "rrtiindrr." Tlinnkn, dnr. You won't rnll trio one ncaln, will you) Uewnr ot Ulntmenn for Catarrh that Contain Mercury tunnarruiy will iuitr iloilroy thn ntii ol (mII mid o"inil"ioljr ilainti( lliu trhulH ; lam wuru hiiUiIiiik It tin uun lha iiimouui tullft'. hxrli nrlo-lvani oulii iirvnr In UtI .(lull i!'f.ij.ii (roiH ro'UlLU pi.) KUiHiailinitninnit tlify will nil 1 UH . M tut h.hhI )umii h .yitilvrltiitti lieui. lln'.l'a I tfli 1 iir. iniiiilliuiliitxl If t J t huj u.,T..I'lo, 11 ,tji.lliiiiri'tirur)', nmt la lin Itilo'lin lx,nrlli (itrcllx uM lt IIihm itl iHiifun urfitcf ( thi iim. In buili liall a 1 nUrrlii nr tatirn )un Kt lha KHUlll It la tatni Itilornallr. nt IM'I In7ilr1n. olUu, bjy, I. ci.amy A Cv. leilt twuHlnla IM, H"M br loNrcUtt, (.rltxilfaL rrUtll. Unll'amliT I'llla am tho U..U Too Atcurnt nlliia;, Ctrl What mailv ou tell on mo when I wan whlnpttrlni; In nclitrot? ltoyllvnuo you mriit whlnwrlnR loud rimucli no I ntuld hear what )ou worn talkliiu ahout. Dctrult l'rc t'rna. In rnnat houtrt there ( 1 room without proper heittiii' facllitlea -to ny nothing of chilly lulTwiyi. l'.vtn though the lirit of your itovca or furnace ihould be inideiuate to warm the whole houae there need not b one cold ipot if you have PERFECTION Oil HeatcF (Kqnlppca with Smoltclcas Device) It wilt heat a room In no time and will kttf it warm an atrd at eailly aa a lamp and perfectly aafe. Wick ca and cory. ; cannot be too high or too low. uivei no inn'e or amru ucnuic with uniijue amokeleaa ilevfce. l-an be earrlea about, which cannot be done with an ordinary itove. The Perfection Oil Heater ii auperior to all other oil heateri and ii an ornament to any home. Made in two llnlihea nickel and japan. Hraaa oil fount beau, tit illy rmboned. Mollis four quarta of oil and burnt nine houri. livery heater warranted. If not at your dealer's write neareit agency for descriptive circular. jR&yb Lamp is,,l!M V lamp. Made of braia throughout and nickel. plated. Hqulpped with latett improved burner, Every lamp warranted. An ornament to any room whether library, i!inintoora, parlor or bed room. Write to ruarcit agency if not at your dealer'. Oner turned fitted KTANUARU OIL COM PAN r fiVyrW,uiJ trfVlRTrEgJP J SHIP US YOUR FRUIT, VEGETABLES I'nmlrr, ;, vral, ilrrianl Hirk,rlc r.a lnl,jlalil J rara. r'lna Iciratliin. Inrno trail, rmlriil tnlrainnn iomt ro Itiriii. Hiiip, nr wrlln Italaivnro hiauill liavlan Ainerlran Hank. flBCUSOK. UTCE & CO, Conmlttlon Uircaiatl WMmli Merchants SCAIItr. WASH. BIG MONEY fur ynti In NEVADA a?dJpBonrd MINES A I'nw 1 1 11 lid rot C A. STOCKTON, llrolee 22H Lumber Cthana rOUUANO, OIICCON WANTED in llila lilrnllly (irvliv)mr) a liuitter toaell our tit'ia,t'ir (hxi'vilviuo nut mitxaary lor luilcii.) Ailillt'ta OKCGON NURSERY COMPANY Snlcm, Oreeon, Itlatillr Invrattxl Mrnna Hlrlici. Wrllu'l'mU)-, (JO PLATES fflfegjc I ILY DENTAL CO. SfflS" L- Wo rcmnvo your Ud teotli and lirnkcn oft nlil ronta nlianliilvly wltlintil V1"' taamliv lion and rstlmntcs Tree. Work tlio lliiat. I'rlius lluil.mu't HollilKOlill'niwii.lt, llrliliie work. l.l.N) .ur tootlii OdM and Knamal Kllllnv, If ndtii Heat Itutitior i'latrt, is per aot 1 good H't. J. I'aluteaa Kxtractlou, 6U0. Third and Couch Streets, Portland, Oreion. Banking by Mail WE PAY 4 INTEREST On savings ilovonlti ot n dollar or more, compounded twlco ovory year. It In lunt nn easy to open a BiwIiikb Account with uu by Mall uh ( you livod next door. Bond for our froo book let, "IhinkiiiK by Mall," nnd luarn lull partlculnri. Addrcaa Oregon Trust & Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Washington Sts. iar ..st tifsr-:- . msi ' - 1 it tr" . I'-Tyl V or kv. fA "t-tLinr vV 11 Mm, HhinitiHT Ioh your liiinhnml drink roKiihirly? MrH, llocnu No, liiiiui ; my WMicort Imi't atoHdy.- JudKo. (lilt -Undo Hum oulit to Hviid it lot of our norvitiit ulrln to Olilmi, .MIIom Wlw t for7 tJilott To niniuli It. Olil c'iiko Ni'WH. Atitlior Could you jlvu mu uu up iroprlnto motto for my iMwiy on mm voyoKi'" TrHotur Ym; "rlo triiunlt." llHltluioru American. "Arohlo U fnlrly koIiiic crury over IiIh now iiutomohllo." "J'hnl'n atrniiKO. Kiory tliuo 1'w neon lilm ho him Utui Koln crusty undur It." (JIiIciiko Trlb 111111. MUtntiH You cnii't i-iitortiilti your t-oiiipaiiy lu llio parlor. llrldKut -Ol fiiu't Why, mum, didn't )'w hour lilm huiglilu' Ut to nhpllt' Now York Hun. The mini 1 mnrry," doclarwl Mlns Kldor, "muat bo wipiiblo of urcat Mlf-nncrllk-u." "Vi," munnurod Mint YounHr, "ho'll have to bo." Clovolaiid ltnilcr. Motto over tlio whIIn of n M'hool In Cenimiiy: "Whm wOt!i U lott, noth IliK In lwt." "WlK'li llfMlttl In loit, NiinctlilliK lit hxtt." "WhM ehuruckT U Umt, nil U lost." "It iM-ouin hln uut'lo foil out of n Itotcl window In HumiMr " "(Jrailounl Any Ixiiion brokoiir ".Not oun." M.o" "No, bo wan iiwroly drowutrd. It lup Hntl lu VkuIm." rhi:ndulihla l.tlKor. "Why lu the world did Hnl&iIoy WHtit to umrry lit dlvortvd wlfo nkmIiiJ" "l! -hiw thMt nlio'd wtvtil up nil tln nllmouy lit paid bur durlm: tho otnt tluy llvotl iijMtrt-" ClilwiKo live onMlornlU. Wlfi 1 cfltiKht llrldxot Ntartlm: the tiro thin morulm; wltt. Mrnttlm', John. IIuhIkuiJ lluw much do wo owe hurt Wlfo -Tour tmnillw' waifH. tlunlHtnd Wt'll. lot Imr Jjo ou with the puraf lino. C'llpiiwl. Aiuloun I'ltrmit DiK'tor. my dauch tir npxr to li koIiix blind, nnd nho In nlxut to lJ KiHrrknl. Doctor 1-t't htr pi rlht on with the woddlmc. If nujthliii: ran ojhhi bur oj'tw. tuarrlnKo will.-.Stray Storh-n. "I'lioro rfmw 11 woman with a hlv tori1." ruiimrktsl the clork lu n Unik- ntoro, tM a lady Ihihm1 out at the front dmir. "How do you kuowr ijuerloil tho proprlotor. "llocauvi," fXphttniHl tho clerk, "I Junt r-iltl It to bur." Chi cnito Dally Sown. lloitmmiald I'm soln to leave you, mum. I'm roIii' to work for Mnt. Monk, nn' would you jrlve me it pxil refcrencu, mum 7 Mlntro To work for Mr. Monk CertnlHly; I'll Klve jou a Kkiwliu: reforeiK. I hate that woman. BcUnore. "I 11 in 11 f mid. mndruii," nnld n Ron tlcnmii who wtui hKikliiK for country IihIkIiik", "thnt tho houne In Uki nonr the htntlon to Im pleasant." "It In n little liolny," ,uontcd the landlady, "but from the front verandn 0110 has nui'h n Hue view of pvoplo who mU tbo tmlmr." Tlt-HIU. ()!" reuinrkiil the llrnt fox hunter, "you hIiouM have neon Mr. Nurltch tnke that lilsh IiwIro." "You nurprlm mo!" cxcliiliiKHl tho other. "I tlwuKltt the liorno he nle wmm't mueh of 11 JiiiiiIht." "Ohl tho horse didn't take the hedge. Mr. Nurltch did It alone." Philadelphia r UU Coachman l'rtifewtor, why U It that the iikmiii ulliw Khowa tho Kitmo face 7 Tho I'mfunstir That Ih duo to the clrcuiimtiitico that its revolution tlx)it ltn axU U (Mluddeiit with thu revolution It mnktM lu lta urhlt. Tho Coachman Thntikce. I thort It was Nwuintlilii' llko that Chlcaico Tribune. "I thought," nnld Mra. Oldcantle, "that you Intended to have D'Auber, tho great mural painter, do iodic work for you." "Wo did," replied her host w. "hut Jozlah dlwlmriced him. Ilo trlisl to client u.1 by iwiltitJn' ou tho walU. I n'ptMO bicau.ie ho didn't want to siH'iid tuiy money for enuvua." -Chicago Hectird-Ilcrnld. "They nay you got a."M ninrka n mouth. 1 caut nellevo It; tell mo how," "I get 110 mnrka anlnry; then 1 don't pay my rent, 10 mnrka; thnt'a Lid imirkHj I owo tho mllkmnu 110 markM, that'ri ISO mnrka; my butcher 10 mnrka, "0 mnrka, and every mouth I ralHo 110 murk out of my frlemU, nuikea uu Iiiimiiio of 'J.10 mnrka a lnonth I" Kllegendo ltlattor. l'ollle, but "(Jood-iuornlng, um'nm," nnld Willie, dolling Ida cap. "My, what a pollto llttlo lwy" ex clalnuHl'MlHH Port Pnrsny. "Do you itlwiiya tnko off your cap llko that to Imlli'sY" "No'in; only to old ladles." Phila delphia Ledger, Do you earn it living that you don't gel or do jou get it living you don't earn? I MUSCULAR I I AILMENTS 1 The Old Monk-Cure will ttralfhleri out a contracted mueclo l.i a JKIy. ST. JACOBS OIL Don't play possum wlih pa'ln, but 'tends atrlclly to bualneu. A Irle Sic and SOc I lr.A.L7 a ' .aVaV. Jlf 7 I nww VW '"lis aat 11 1 ir;-.-.ma r Ilnrinllna Tioten, Thcro wan n itcullar nound from tho drcctlon of tho woodn nn the mombcr of tho Illrdlorem' Korlety nnt In tho window of her friend' country homo rmo 'umuner afternoon. 8e quickly took her nmnll "Ulrd Ouhlo" from her cror-preitent bag. and rnpldly turned the leaveit. At lant jIiq pauncd with n nmllo of antlnfnrtlon, nnd llMonod, with her flnijair between two leave of the llttlo book, till tho no u nil enmo again. When It wan repeated an oxprenilon of doubt flitted ncroan her features, but still nho wan hopeful, "You probably know mnny of the bird note, living no near tho wood and In audi a ntilct mxU" she nnld to j 1 her friend. "Can you toll mo what hlrd that lr That." ald her friend, briefly, "I our gont. Wo shall have to more blm farther off." Ilrromprnar. "They say that suburban life la not o bad." I "No; I aupiw not. Wc must re member that n great deal of the suburb anite's tlruo I s;ut lu the city." 1'UU- , burg Post It duiets the Cough This Is one reason why Aycr's Cherry Pectoral 13 so valua ble in consumption. It stops the wear and tear of useless couching. But it does more it controls the inflammation, quiets the fever, soothes, and heals. Sold for 60 years. ATra ftiarry Pastoral hat tn a rmUr Ufa pruarr.r to m It brmiaht ma tbroanh a aqrara attack nf rnnmonl. anal I fMl that I imainr H i I'a lrfp aaratlva fropatOaa." WILLIAM II. TaviTT, Waws, i'a. A BUds by J.O. kjr Cov. Lowatl, Haa. Alo nanateatanra of Lj&l k turn VIGOR. Hasten rocovory by keeping the bowels regular with Ayor's Pills. rrr fZ'T- t'mvsz v-y v &m i453- . , "v' . -Z .- rd fs: y. j z zz ifs d3?ra cmrn stt&t? fztsm m sMiiP TWJfL Vuel Jj I - '- - ff'it-v. Srjt?! gng-gi na - grS, M B5NG WatJoyThey To Every Home as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when in health and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. Every family should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial ivi me paiciiid uiiu wc t-iiuuicii, wiieuever a laxative remeay is required. s -r&sm?j$f ft PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color mora food, brighter and faster colors than any othrr dye. One 10c paclato colors atlk. wool and cotton equally wall nnd U tuaranttcd to cite perfect reaulla. Ask dealer, or we will send post paid ot 10c a package Wrlta for free botfkkt how to dye, (leach and mlt colors. MOMtOC DHUG CO, Unlomilic. Missouri. Ninety per cent of tb wealth of the United States is held by 10 per ceut ot ' tho people. I HI. Vllua' Danra ana all Nrrrous DUaee nrrmauantlr rumt by- Dr. Klloa'a tlrrat ' llratorrr. K.nit IVr FltHKtltrUl Villi. iut I trvatlta. Iir it ILKIIur.IU. Ml JlrchHl,i'litU.,ra. 3 Tlm Hungarian House of Representa tives Is the largvst lu the world. It has 731 members. MAKE EVERYDAY gig COUNT- V-. , ; no matter how j . bad tha weather r -,, -. ..... you cannot afford to bo without & TOWER'S WATERPROOF OILED SUIT t0R SLICKER. Vhonyoubuy I00K far tho 5I0N0FTHEFISH lktoal til MM M itv n .nrtten w it 1 m l) r lJ Ml j 11 11 i u v aaawaiiiUaMBHaai W have solved the question ot how to make your money pay you PER YEAR Instead ot 4 per cent, and allow you to keep it under your own control. Principal Guaranteed by Bank Certificate ol Deposit. You select the Bank. Vrlto today for particulars. Pacific Coast Securities Co, Portland, Oregon GASOLENE ENGINES 1 w , ,- lower wily uarrauted, 11 A. All alias suit itjlca at lowest prlcea. Wrlta (or cataloc. j RCItnSON MACHINERY COMPANY I Portland. Oregon, flET OUT OP THE RUT -P I am dealcner of book, msxailne and ratalogue rovers, bualness tarda, letter beads, bill beada and aJvertliliiK euta, ran luano tbo print ol youratore look entirely dii lvrnt by lemoyini; otes. etc , Irooi riau CHARLES SCIIRAM 245 Morrison St. I'OHItAND. OREGON E fTITT. IM L1IMZITIS1EI ii UQHJMia zm niaaw CLASSlFlEDADVERTlSiNG Portland Trade Directory RUBBER STAMPS Rest In America Wc make tbcm Nanus and Addrcatca In Portland ot Rcpre. aeniatle llualnesa firms. Wo do not take ordera and peddle our tl bber i-tampa, bvali, Kte We manulactuio our , own coocts. uur iuiiiuviii is tlio nuHval ami U'.t imuiey ran buy Wrlto today (0. our 1 "Hubbcrblanip C'aialocue." THE IRWIN-HODSON CO Portland, Oreeon lltKAM flirAllAIOHH V iiuaraiitM lit U.1 baiwralor la b Hi.' Iwst, Will, lor lr catalog. lUariwiaodtU. a lull and Itak. P. N.U. No. 40-06 w 1IKN writ In 1; toilTertliriilousio U1Vlt1l sjlll Vl,0 THIS MEAN3 VOU MY DEAR FRIEHD rousldpr the pota:o slamp; Its uielulnoaa ilea lu its ability tn ttlvk to 0110 tMuu till it fiets tbere. Wntu lor particulars. 528 Lumber Exchange, Portland, Oregon