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A PRETTY MILKMAID
Thinks J'e-ru i It a WeiuUrful
a i iffy. IhMrii ifci
TTU.OT .J i
MIB3 ANNIK HKNDP.CM. '
.Mia A mint inuiilrmi, Itocklyn.
,Wiiih write t
'"I fool butter tban 1 b.vo (or over
(our yean. I havo taken several bot
tin ol Torun and aim bottle oi Man
"I on now do all ol tnjr work In His
fiottre, milk the rawi, lkn cure ol the
milk, anil in (nrlli. I think I'rruna It a
mutt wonderful medicine.
"I believe 1 would Imj In Iwd toUjr II
I had not wrlltan to you (or advice.
I had taken all klndi o( medicine, but
iioiih dlil inn any Kod,
"f'rruna lias made me awetl and Iwp.
py girl. I can never tay too much lor
Not only women o( rank and leliure
liraloe I'rruna, but the wholesome), tuo
(til women ciik,1 In Imnrat toll would
not be without Dr. Ilartman'i world
The doctor Iim tucfcrlbrd It (or many
Umiiinnil women every year and lie
never falls to receive a multitude o(
lettera like the above, thanking him
(or hli advice, and especially (or the
wonderful benefit! received from I'e
MM. JninoN 1 1) dr." any the Paris
I'lcnro. "the (smilingly rich American
who appertain to thu most lilitli code ly
of New York. cuinr from coiiiiimnillng
nt Pari n carriage electric. It Is to
the French Imliixt rjr Hint M. James
llydo I nddri'Kxitl hluiai'lf for to Imvo
the inot iiiiiifortnblr. the moot chiiiiiio
illtiti mid tlu mot tlc:niit of tin vchl
clc of the city."-Translated by Har
rier Week I v.
aiiin i.litiit iiuinrr.
The I!m lam at Trenton had mrrtn
"Ah. well," tlify "Id. "think Uir mil eh
more tllMatrotta It mlslit hare hn If we
liml liml to nmke a hurried retreat I"
Iwiler, a If to verify their worda, cam
tie lleialin lljr.
TERRIDLE TO RECALL.
Week In Ded With Intensely
Painful Kldnoy Trouble.
Mr. Mary Wagner, of 1107 Ko.iutli
Ave., llriilitcpott, Conn., ertyn: "I wai
bo weakened auu
with kldnoy dl
aio that (or a Iodk
time Iciuldnot do
my work and wa
live week In bed.
Thero wan cintln
ual boarliiK down
prttn, terrible, back
and t time dliiy
spells when every
tlihik' was n blur
before mo. The par-Banes of thu kidney
secretions wore irregular and painful,
and there wat considerable pediment
and odor. I don't know what I would
have dono but (or Doau'a Kidney 1'llls.
I could ecu n Improvement (rotn tho
II ret lox, and flvo boxes brought a final
Hold by all denier. 60 ronl n box.
FoaterOIilbuni Co., Iluffulo, N. Y.
No other mini of forelirn htrth ever
showed micli tlmi commniid of tho lime
lUh liiiiBUiik'o or used It bo felicitously.
A mint who objected strongly to Id
politic but admired his tnleuta n n
wrltor onco mild: "I wUh Mr. Scliurs
couldn't wrlto ho well; I could hnt
him better." In 1877 Curl Hchuns vis
Itcd lloston to miiko a upecch agiiliiHt
liuiijnmlii V. ltutler, who wu running
for Governor of Muwmclimietbi. Whllo
arguing on tho question of tho rcsuuip
tlou of tpoclo piiymeutH, nil Isms that
wri paramount nt thnt time, Mr.
Hehurss likened "Inllatlon" to n balloon
filled thnt bad carried tho American
nation off Its feet. At thnt tlnid h
ninila use of thu followliiK expression,
which brought the immense uudleuco
thnt erected blin to IU feet ; "Wo have
placed our foot on solid ground again
and wa proDQus io Uceu thorn ther.w
Ml Hotii Thoy any m1ii'k nxtremo'
Ml Tour I ahould ny w! Tho
hint tlniit 1 mtw her hIio wii hiiIIIiij,'
down thi htrcet In
Minn lloHtoii-I'iiriloti me; vthr do
you iiko that HiMi"le ixprwloii Mow
could ln K" "iiIIIk" down thu Mrt?
Ml Toiiik-Kiiny enoilKli. I miiw
her IiihI In Veiilco. Thu Catholic Mtund
a rd mid TIiiiom.
onir iii rromtap.
A IiIk turtle w irnivllnc nrniim)
In the i mill lii front f IN rMriauranr.
"I.imk, pitp I" r-irltllmeil tho lllll Ihijt.
"I.i-i'h In aiiiI Imte 'iihhi rl xtrtn
".V-t )l, (tnr," tld Ike flhir.
"Walt llll 'ini ilny wliru il ee llilt
H', V Ih ruif nun nil Wrrrwn III
nrrmhiitlr tirl lir Itr. Klin
la-rmxoiillr nirril lir Dr. liliitVn (if. i
t iiraiMtr. t'irr i-iiiimiiiiuiiiaiii
!.... hltit tmw 1'IIlllKAni.lal I.. II iktiri
lttll.is lir. It II. kiln ,M..nll4rlifll.,l'l4ila..lU
prri1 II nn llr, Anyttnt-.
MUtrean (liidlipoanl) Wlnt I It ou
wUh to uiy lii ill. Ilrids!? I lii toa III
to nit II i.
Dommtlr Wll, mum, ft ran lake no
lle mIiIuiiI nIIIIii' up. I Uvr ) ulxt
"It tkc time, trouble mil Infinite tv
tlenr-, of roiirae, lo U n oo' Kuiiilsy
erliool irailirr, hut you ht the MlU
furl Ion of kuoMliiK that ,-'ni Hi lielpln
to liintil llio rhirnrlrr of lb rltlng gen
"Vet, hut It nn ken me ml lo think how
quickly a year' work U unJoue when
rrii iile lime rouitt."
MoTBerawlll flmt M. Wlnilow'ii floothtng
Rjitip tha bil teinKljr touia (or lUlr clilldren
during lb Uelblng rlo"l.
Slur I.Ik II.
"Ornphtcr I In llnaiiclal ttrnlt. I
"Imn't tx-lli've It. 111 Ix-t they're
finnui'lnl crooked." I'bllndelpbla
Girl with the (1II...HI (llrl Neck Can't
you r MMHelhlnc fnmlhar In the far
of lhat man killing oh the enroll altla
of lh ear?
(llrl wllh the Julia Mir'ene Dimple
Yet; ll'a liU ee. I mUIi Im-'J l a little
leu fmiilllnr with them.
BrTi ortluio, citt or tsuio,
l.mia I IIUNTT.
FriKK J I 1111.11 inkkee oath that tie le
Mtilnr (varlnar nl the tlrmol K 1. CnickKVik
Co , ilulii Itu.lnwaln ttio TtrotTiilolii. l"min
tr ami Male atmrtalil, aiid thai aalit firm will
r Iha.umotOSK lltI.SDUr.il IMIM.AUH lor
ah ami reryeaat t'tTARkil thatranoot b
cuied by Ibaueeot HitL'('ATn t'l'KC
ritANK J. CIIKNKY.
flwnrn to telnte roe ami eubarrltrd In inr
prtMtic, thliStbilar cl lerpmtr, A Il,kMl,
A. W. UI.KAHON.
Haifa Tatarrh Our la taken Internally. ar4
acta dlrrclly ou thu blowl ami niumua auriarei
ol lb irilem. Hiiil lur Uillmonlali. free.
r. J CIIBSKY A CO., Tulcdo.O.
Potil by llruiilala, He
Haifa 1-araUr I'llla art the brat.
"Have you eer seen lliimtet plyr-d
precisely n you thought It ah'juld tc7"
"No," nnawered Mr. KtormliiKton
Ha men. "I lime often win bed I inlclit
lw n aiHftntor nt olio of my own ier
forumtice." WnnhliiL'ton 8tnr.
Ml MtMlleiM (nUter of the new vil
la Kti doctor) llavo you hourd of Dr.
Mcillcitu nbout beie?
Nutho Ititthur, iiiumiI Do you sco
thnt lieoro and rnrrhiKo Roln' by over
thero? Thnt' ono of hi funurnls.
To Ilrrak In cw Shoe.
Alwaya aliake In Allru'a Fool-KaM, powiler.
Iteurea hot, awealliig. aching, awollrli feet.
Curra corna, llinrowlnit iiatla ami bmilona At
all ilrii(tala ami atnie Hurra, l)nn't areept
anyaululltiite Hampto niallwl KIIKK. Adilrau
Allen H. (JliiuuM, fVltoy, N. Y
I'aunl llnh ol t'olil Wnlrr.
Horn I've lieen nearly dead for lee
during the Innt week. I could aenrcelj
keep nnnke while I wit writing that itorj
thnt wn prlntril yeaterdny.
Naggu I wn eaally lelleve It. It af
fected mo tho anmo way whllo I wa read
ing It from ympthy, I nippoae.
Thero is ono thine that will
cure it Ayer's Hair Vicor.
It is a regular scnip-medlclne.
It quickly destroys the germs
which cause this disease.
The unhealthy scalp becomes
healthy. Tho dandruff disap
pears, had to disappear. A
healthy scalp means a great deal
to you healthy hair, no dan
drulT,no pimples, no eruptions.
The bt kind ol a testimonial
"S-i! for over sixty yoara."
iltAt br J. 0. A7r Co.. Low.U, il:
aii luaamaoiurara o
1 1 NOT HIS LINE.
Not nil men nro lilted for nil thltiK.
Tho fact that an Individual hIiIiii In
ono profi-swlou In no proof that he may
adopt any career with eitial tictea.
Hob, whoso ad venturer nru recorded In
Mr. WhllmniHir "The World') Itouuh
Hand," wa a K'Kid fellow, and doubt
le played hi part In the world with
eredlt to hliiiKtdf, hut he wa not limi
lo ho u diver, a Id experience show.
(Jue of the Kroutiwt daiiKer In (living I
that of panic.
Tin quality u direr need moro IIihii
any other U prniiuee of mind. A )ouuu
Kiiitehman, six feet tall, by tho iimiiiu
of Hob, applied to mu for u poMllloii n
diver. He had u HWuthonrt nt home,
anil, templeil by the high waK"
anxluti to learn tho huslues. One
lime, when work wa slack, 1 let him
I told htm minutely how to manage,
screw eil ou hi face kIiimh and sent him
under. I felt him laud ou the Uittom
and signal that all wn rlghL Then ho
wnlkeil away from the boat, paying out
most of tho Hue Alter a little ho
sloping. I Imagined him resting, and
thought ho wa ilolt; remarkably well.
All at once I noticed u dark, bladder
like object lloatlug nt some illMiiucu
from the Unit. At first I thought It
wn n turtle. Houiethlng mailo me look
nt It more carefully, and then I bcgim
to haul tho Hue In. The "turtle" wa
I tub, A he drew nearer wo could bear
him screaming hi loiidext Inside the
swollen dres. 1 got him nlougtdde, mi
screwed thu ccaM- valte, and baiik-d
him ou deck. All the time he wns cry
lug, "Ia'I me out!'
When Itoli mine to hi m'Um-h, wo
learned Hint he unit Iwouio frightened
lest hi dress should burst, mid had
screwed tho ceHpe vhIvc the wrong
way, .keeping In thu air Instttid of let
ting It ccm'. He lout his prexemv of
mind nltogether. and fell down. The
confined nlr neeumiiUliil In the hulk
lent mrt of the dress and lloaleil him.
The siitind HtlHiipt Itoh made as a
dlier tieMrly eot him hi life. He made
the wry Minn mistake with the vahe
Then, erririNl by fear, he liegmt to uu
screw hi fail' gins. KorltiiiHlely for
hi sweetheart, he lost ennitclousiHi
before he got It off. lie was delirious
for Nime hour after we had hauled
him up. We decided lie wns not lit
for n diver, and that hi road to for
tune hiy In some other direction,
H0U8E KEPT ON PR0DATI0N.
flrr m W'rrk'. Trial Wtiliiir anil
Wlilimrr Art llulr Mnrrlril.
Iunnr I'otinly furnishes a case of
marriage nfter probation thnt I unhiuo
A widower fnrmer desiring a wife
wn Introduced by n mutual friend to n
widow with children temsjrnrlly abld
.tug In a charity lustltutton.
Until wero favorably Impressed nt
tlrst nitjiialntaiKv. but the woiiihii sug
gimtiil thnt he keep house'for the farm
er for a week and nt the end of thnt
time each could more Intelligently de
termine the grae question of ft union
for life. Accordingly she went with
her children mid whn duly lintnlled a
'I'he exs'rlment wn eminently satis
factory to both iwrlliH nud at the end
of the week they were married.
Perhaps It will shock thu seiitlmentnl
nud the romantic, but the Incident con
tain tho wise suggiHtlou that folk de
siring to iHH-ome huibaud and wife
should lie sure of kmiwlug eucli other
In their common clothe and under
IMrlor inaniiers ou the mrt of tho
woman and picnic gallantry on tho part
of the man are not conclmho Indexes'
of character, nor la the yuniyutn ocstnsy
of Infatuation sulllcleiit evidence of
Keeping cotnimny nowmlnyx runs tri
much to IniiiIhiu nud emlHi(sl station
ery. Of course, there I abundant op
IKirtiinlty to get nequalutel after the
engagement, but It I before the avowal
that tho pair ought to put each other
through the practical pace.
It would save many a heartache,
though It tuny piny the dlcken with
the tiuslne of thu divorce lawyers.
fort Worth Iteeord.
A (loml TIiIhk.
"This Is nn Intorostlng clock, MUs."
said tho salesman, "you renlly Nhoulil
Imvo one, especially If you're bothered
with tlrtwoino willers."
"It's merely n cuckoo clock, isn't It?"
asked Miss May I'echlH.
"Yes, but beginning at 10 p. m. In
stead of saying 'cuck-koo every quar
ter hour It ytilK '(Jo homol (3o home!'"
"I don't seo why Peckliam ahould
make a lsxir mouth all the time. Ho
cominnnd u good salary every week of
"lie may command It, hut Ida wlfo
demand It every week." Philadelphia
Ural TtidiH- to lln.
Croinults White I'd do anything in
tho world for art.
J; Caustic- Well, wliy'dou't you'milt
The oomber of timber sleeper on tb
railways of tlm world Is calculated to l
Save the Babies.
NFMT MORTALITY is somotliing frightful. Wo can hardly realize that of
all tho childroii horn in civilized countries, twentytwo -per cont,, or nearly
ono-quartor, dio hoforo thoy roach ono year; thirtysoven por cont,, or moro
than ono-third, bofouo thoy aro five, and ono-half hoforo thoy aro fifteen I
Wo do not hositato to say that a timely uco of Castoria would savo a ma
jority of theso precious lives, lieithor do wo hositato to say that many of thoso
infantilo deaths aro occasioned by tho uso of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures
and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain moro or less opium, or
morphine. They aro, in considorablo quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity
thoy stupefy, retard circulation and load to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria
operates exactly tho rovorso, but you must sco that it hears tho Bignaturo of
Chas. H. Plotchor. Castoria causes tho blood to circulate properly, opens tho
pores of tho skin and allays fovor.
RTl I I.PlMV-al
ting the Stomachs oisJ Dowels of
ncss and Rcsl.Con tains neither
Opnitn.Morpumc nor Mineral.
Not NAitc otic.
,Aoofccl nemedv for Cons IIm-
Hon, Sour Stonuch.Diorrhoca.
Worms .Convulsions .tcvcnsn
rvess ondLoss of Sleep.
TacSimite Sigrmturc at
ixAci"copy or wrapper.
fTv ECAY Is not dlgesllon. you
know, even when It takes
lace in the storruoh.
Food decayed In the bdy
after being eaten Is as dangerous to
health as feed decayed before being esten.
Food nourishes, or poUena, Just accord
ing to how long It remains In the Bowels
Casearets are the simplest and surest
safeguard against Delayed Digestion yet
s s s
Sold in a thin Enamel Box, half as
thick as your watch, whloh (Its Into tha
vest peoket or lady's purso as If It grew
In this round-edged Enamel Box aro
found six small Candy Tablets.
Ono of these toothsome tablets works
wonders for digestion.
Soon as placed In the mouth It starts
the Saliva flowing, which at once gets to
work dissolving It.
The Saliva becomes blended with the
Candy Cascaret tablet, and from tho
rnoment they start going down your
throat together they start working to
gether. Now, what do they work at? Bowel
work, of course Digestion.
Most of the Digestion occurs In tho
thirty feet of Intestines that connect with
They are lined with a set of little
mouths, that squeeze Digestive Juices
Into the Food eaten.
The Dlgestlvo Juices thus mix with
the food, Just as Saliva mixes with Cas
caret tablets, dissolving and changing
w that food into nourishment, as it passes
along tho channel.
About 00,000 Italians and a many
Auatro-IIungnrlan have settled In New
England In the last three years.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher.
Dr. A. F. Pooler, of St Louis, Mo., snya: "I bnvo prescribed your Castoria
la ioai J" cases and havo always found it an efficient and itpcedy remedy."
Dr. C. Down, of Philadelphia, Fa says: "I bavo prescribed your Cas
toria 1 1 xny practlco for many years with great satisfaction to myself and
benefit to my patients." ,
Dr. Edward Parrlsh, of Brooklyn, N. 7 Bays: "I bavo used your Cas
torla In my own household with good results, and have advised several
patients to uso it for its mild laxatlvo effect and freedom from harm."
Dr. J. B. Elliott, of New York City, says: "Having during the past six
years prescribed your Castoria for Infantilo stomach disorders, I most
heartily commend its use. The formula contains nothing deleterious
to the most delicate of children."
Dr. C. G. Spraguo, of Omaha, Neb., says: 'Tour Castoria Is an Ideal
mcdlcino for children, and I frequently prcscrlbo it 'Whllo I do not advo
cate tho Indiscriminate uso of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria is an
exception for conditions which arise In the caro of children."
Dr. J. A. rarkcr, of Kansas City, Mo., rays: "Your Castoria holds the
esteem of tho medical profession in a manner held by no other proprie
tary preparation. It Is a sure and reliable mcdlcino for Infants and chil
dren. In fact, it is tho universal household remedy for infantilo ailments."
Dr. II. F. Merrill, of Aususta, Me., cays: "Castoria is ono of tho very
finest nnd raott rcmarkablo remedies for infants and children. In my
opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can
furnish hundreds of testimonials from this locality as to its cfSclcncy
Dr. Norman M. Gcer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "During tho last twelve
years I havo frequently recommended your Cactoria as one of the best
preparations of tho kind, being safe In the hands of parents and very ef
fective In relieving children's disorders, vrhlle tho caso vrlth which such.
n pleasant preparation can bo administered Is a great advantage."
Tie Kind Ton Have Always Bought
In Use Fop Over 30 Years.
TMl INTUH etIIMNT. TT MUHMAT STUtlTe NIW VO CtTT
The Intestines are also lined with mil
lions of little suction pumps, that draw
the Nutriment from Food, as it passes
them in going through.
This Nutriment Is then carried Into the
Bleed, and spread over the Body as
Brain, Bene and Brawn.
But, when the Bowel-Muscles are weak,
the Food moves too slowly to stimulate ,
the little Gastric Mouths and there Is no
flew, or too little (low of Digestive Juice,
to change the food Into nourishment.
Then, the food decays In the Bowels,
and In the thirty feet of Intestines.
When this Decay begins the Utile suc
tion pumps draw Poison from the decayed
Food, Into the blood, Instead of the Nutri
tion it should have drawn.
Now, Cascarets contain the only com
bination of drugs that Stimulates these
Muscles of the Bowels and Intestines Just
as a Cold Bath, or cperi-alr Exercise,
stimulates a J.aiy Man,
Cascarets therefore act like Exercise.
They produce the same sort ol Natural
result that a Six Mile walk In the country
would produce, without any Injurious
The Vest Pocket Cascaret Box Is sold
by all Druggists, at Ten Cents.
Be sure you get trjo genuine, made o.ily
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and
never sold In bulk. Every tablet stamped
Cir-rREE TO OUR FRIENDS!
We want to tend to oar friends a beautiful
Frcnch-eetlrned, GULD-PLAlED BUNBUN BUX.
hard-enameled In colors. It Is a beauty forithe
(treating table. Ten cents in stamps Is asked as a
measure of rood faith and to cover cost ot Cascarets.
Send to-day. nenUftntnr this paper. Address
Steiliar Remedy Company, Cslcaxo er Hew York.
A Philadelphia teamster baa been ar
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Tells about nn appliance that insures
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lluclwood Co, inn and Oak.
MKN'HCLOTlllNO ItulTum A rendition, aot
Utola Alfrfil llaujamlo A t'c'a cornet clollit.
fcvrry thing la rotn'a rurolahlnia. Moftlaoa and
blilu air la. Uppoalla poatoCica,
1'OUI.TUY toon ir you want your liana lo la
mora rgea writ uarorfrra parllculara about lU.
U1NA lOULTUY HiKlJcJ-Aciu. alllla fa,
1'lANOa A OllUANU nidral plana houaaoa 1'a.
rllto coaai. Orsaua aod l'lauoa on aay paymauta.
Wrlla fur Hat. Lai ua quota you a price All no A
Ulltwrl-ltaiuaktrrlo.. rbriland. Utanon.
WANTKIi Mcu and Women to learn llarbcr Ira.
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wraklyi eapart li a ruitorai catalog rr-pt Molt
byatrin of Collrara, SS ft. l-uurlh iM,turlla(l.
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loantiun aula pior.