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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 22, 1905)
RHEUMATISM CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY When tlio Jolntit arc noro and nwullcn, niul tlio nuinrlcn lliroubinj; with Hie pnln of Klicuiiintlsin, relief iiiunt lc had al once, nnd It in natural to rub the affected tmstn with lliiluicntn, oils, etc. Tliln trcntiucnt tloen i;ood Iti n way, by teinpornrily relieving Uio jinlu and rctliicini; tliuliiiliiiuiiiiitlou, hut luui no effect on tlio tll.nvano iUtclf, hccaiiHo Khciituatlaiii in more than rikin lcct; it in in tlio hlood and ennnot ho rubbed away. Klictiuiutifiiti in brought on by lii(1li:cfltlou, weak klclncyn, poor bowel action, ntoiunch trotiblcn and a jcn era) Hltii:Kln' condition of tlio system, The icfiiHo and waste matters, which hhould bocarricd oil throiij:h the nnt- ,...,.. ;,rn. nvcnucii of bodily waste are iX r?lAVla&& left to notir and form uric ncld and )iliitiiniiem umivrti completely ii-ip. ntliRf f rritnl tmr tiiUitm lulilnli nrnnli. " i"r 'inut fniir inuntlia milt apaiit ouicr irriiaiiii'!)OMoiifiwiiicii arc ni) ov8reioo.oowitiuiootor,iiutiotwor soructi y me moou, ninum;' u nun, ovary nay. ami nnaiiy gun main ami bo vrnr Ami nrrlil TIikii Iimlfml il t"KU " "" l look 'w bnlllea RIlil 11 ...... Iimicnil Ol wMound sound and wall. My health nourinhlnir the different nervefl, mtifl la now aylendid, ami jr. waUli 175 clen. Joints nnd tinnuca It Tills them L."? !ieVlk '.nT.!n ?'"; With poison to produce the nchefl, tmlnu nnd other llsnBtccnllc syinp totitn vi wtc uinciiBC, Jiiicuuiminui In usually wornc in Winter for the rensott that cold and clnuiptienri are txcitlui cniinci. The nerves become excited and ntlnj with pain, the inim clen are sore and drawn, the Jointn nwollcti and ntlfT and the auffcrcr lives In intense ntjony; nnd if the disenne is not checked it often leaven Its victims helpless cripples for life, Rheumatism cannot bo rubbed nway but it can be driven from the blood by H. H. H. llcinu a perfect blood purifier thin i;rcnt remedy noon pro tlitcen n complete change in the en tire circulation ; the thin, acrid hlood is through Uio lxxly nourishes and soothes I " " ' luhcrtaml ooc S. OBHW k, eF W S WKii PIIRPI V VFfiFTARI P ,atM tllc different members of the body runcuT vtutiMDLt. l0 thcir ,llU duty B0 thcre Jn no caugc Cor nnother attack, Do not waste time trying to rub Rheumatism away, but pet it out of the blood with 8. 8. 8. no that the cold and dampness of Winter will not keep you in continual pain and agony. Special book on Khcuuia Usui and any medical advice will be j;ivcn free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA Tha tV.-riil raplaln, Bhf win n fair pnnviicrr In irnrch of InforiiiHtliin nml Hip cnptnln wn, naturally, only too wIIIIiik to Rrntlfy li tr. Iln hml riiilnluiil that tha tctlou of tha iriitirllrr furcrd tha atilp thrntifb tha walrr anil aitdtd, n (urthrr Itrm of Information: "V niada twanty knot! in hour Uat nlfht, mtit" -Did you rrnllyr tsld tha awert Ctrl "And wlmloTar did you do with thrni all)" Tha captnln went rM nd bli ay dtlnlrO. "Threw than) orarhoard." ha ild, !tortly. "Kuneyr ah- tatd. Tltnitt. CITC riBawiil CaiM ranterarmiBM fllO nl Blli4.r-l.flll Klll.'lll.l,NHf hiMr mih fw l'ra UUIUMilnliiilli. tit. II. II, Kllat, 1.4 .Ml A ill. M., riHMil4ilk, I'a. An orehM (tha CH'pum Itnarr Ran Art) haa brMi aU at an auction In Loadun far SI.MX). Thli U htllaraj to b a rrcord (irlea, Unlhrra will nn.1 tin, fflmhw'i Posthl-- Pirupina wn romixi nui. or tutu (bimrcii durloi tha Uvthltif irlwl. An Inlrlrala rroblvm. XI r. If brown That conductor In tuited me Mr. ..brownHow J Mr. Kbrown Wanted mo to pay farn for Tommy, Mr. K brown Well, Tommy Is quite chunk of a lad. Ha looka Mra. Klirown And you, too Do you mean to Inalmintn thnt I look old uough to hart a child old enough to havv to pay car faro? Clarvland Lender, i i m- -,- " ftr&StZi nifc.tff ynwr'ffnTM.i s.-ffri AVcCclablc rrcparAtlonrorAs slmllntlni? thcFixxlnmlHcrttila llng tlicStoinnclanmlBovivla of Promolcs DigcslIou.Cliecrful ncssandllest.Conlnliis ncllhcr Onlum,Monliino tiorXUicral. Kox'NAncoTxo. jave oouirsmxLnrcma UlUfjM- Apcrfccl Ilcmcdy forConallrwi lion. Sour Stomacli.Dinrrluxvi mnlLoH.s of Slebp. FacSinulo Sifinalurs of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY QT WRABBCS. s mm tlis alia oould t alnoa bavin L tliraa waaka ago liaa Improved rapidly, and la now aula to alt up, I can raouintnand II, f), 0, 10 an aunarinv iroin jiuruutuiiain. Ulah, U. O. 0,0, LAUMITJ'.II. I waa aavaraly troubled with Tlhauma tlam. 1 had It In my knees, lacs and ankles, and any ona who hae aver had Hlieunialiam knowa how eaorualatlnef tha pain la ft nd how It Intarlaraa with ona at work. I waa truly In badsliape liavlnr been liotliarad with It for tan yaara, off and on. A looal pliyalolan ad -viand mo to usa M. II, II, Iilliiao. After taklnv two liottlaa J notlcad tha aora neae and pain wara a-reatly raduead. X oontliiu.it tha madlolua and waa tbor ouahlr euradl all pain, aoranaaa and In 'lamination gone, I raeoinmaud H, rl, (J, to all llhaumatlo aulTarara. J. I. AC1NKW, 003 C. Greenbrier nt. Ml. Vtrnon, O. mnde pure nnd rich, and ni it goes the irritated nerves, cases the throb- tiliiK muscles, and cllssolvcn and carries out of thenystem the irritating particles in the joints which arc keeping up the pain and inflammation. 8. H. 8. cures lit.........!!..... .....-.....It.. ....I I.. .t.lf IVIIlUlilllWBIIl J'CIIMHIICIlllY, illltl III UIJIU' tlon tones tip the illtrestloii nnd stlitm ! Claa!nMd'a On On I Warrant. Kx I'ri'alileut (irorcr Clereland holds the only warrant for ona cent rer drawn by tho Kecrotnry of Uio Treas ury upon tho United Htntri Treaaurer. It was In payment of tlio balance of the Hilary dua tha Democratic chief I tain at tha clone of hla term In lh'J7, i and Ita laiuanea was made necetiary i by one of tlnxa mlitakoa that nra rare on the part of the expert bookkurpera eiik'SKeil In running, thu accounts of the Korernment. Kvery unrter the President of the United Ktatea la entitled to throe ehecka one for JI.UW.Cil ami two for $ I.UVtJ 07. The table of methods of jmylne Korernment inlnrlc" iluuva thnt If the f.V).(KK) a rear fur the 1'rt--tdrnt li dlrldi-d Into twelve equal In-ainllmi-nti, one for each mouth, the amount will be ll,lGO.tW 2 3, but the two thlrda of a cent cannot be paid at the end of a mouth, and ao the practice I to arnd the I'rvildent n check for f I.UM.Ud ono mouth and tho other two mntithe of the quarter Uio amount is SI.Iod.u7. I In adfiis nmiinftr Priali1jnt Plnv. laud fallal to cet a check one month for the extra cent that wns duo him, and when the looks were balanced at tho chmv of III term It wn detected. With nil due eolemulty tho otllcers or tho treasury drew the fnmous warrant for one cent, and Mr. Cleveland re ceived It with the same amount of v rlouaueis. He has navvr caahed the warrant. Bums men take a trip sbrosd for ptraeur aud soma tale tbrlr wires along. CASTORIA For Infants nnd Chlldrou. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA TMSI .thauinatiem. J'ortwnj'non SiVKli a Va tUISa. AW r I at ft) 3unM wnws A Now Way Mr. C'orrlj,'nn How much d' i'vz I'hnrK' f'r piillln' teet'1 Dontlst: With kiis, oik- Hollar Mr (!irrlKnir. An' how much wld electric lolKht? Appetllo Decide. Toncher: Can you toll me tho illttereiicn between "llko" hml "loo?" Hiiiall Hoy: Vea, ma'am. I llko my father nnd mother, but I love pie. I Tho Killing Passion. "Ye. I qiinr reliil with my wlfo nbout iiothlnx " "Why didn't you make upV "I'm ko Iiik to, All I'm worried about now Is tho Indemnity." I Queer ClinrKut "Von sre eluirxi-d," sld the polleeinnu, "with hiiviiii; voted twice." "rhnrjred. urn I?" niut tcred the prisoner "That's oild. I expected to bo pnld for It." HeelliK tho Metropolla Htepheil Iturslbonii I'nther, thnt tall structure li tho fnuioiia "tint-Iron" biilldlnjf. Hiram Iturnlborn: Well, well! thet's where they mnko the tint-Iron fer Uio, hull world. 1 He Proved It. T.ndy (In pnrty view ItiK stone quarry): And which I tho foreman!" Casey (proudly) Ol mil, I,ndy Itenlly) Casey Ol kin prove ut. (Cnll to laborer). "Kelly. Kelly! yer folred!" Pretty I.ucky I'rleud of the Tain lly; You nro very lucky, my boy. to bo tho seventh ami. It will brim; you everlnstliiK fortune. Hon No. 7: It hnati't ao fnr. All It's brought yet Is the old clothes of my lx brothers. "Do you think that tho automobile will displace the horse" nuked tho couversntlousl young womnu. "It will," answered the uertous joiku limn n he gszeil down the road, "If It ever hit him." Washington Htar. l.r (.u....l.iiu n..j. ..ill .., ......... v ....,,.. ,,c i,,,. ..... ...... stui; dnt benullful hymn, 'We hain't (lot Ixuiif to Htny Here;' nrter alugln' which ilny will consider demnehes ills clinrciil nnd tile out iiuletly. We will hab only cotiKreKntlonal slnslu' here after." Puck. A Ilehearsnl. "Klalet" ext-lNlliied the k'lrl's mother, "uhy are you shout ItiK In thnt horrible fashion? Why can't you be quiet, llko Willie?" "Ile'a got to bo quiet, the way we're plnyln'," replied itllc "Ile'a npa conilui; homo late, nnd I'm you." I Visitor DIcKlng otntoe, eh? l'nr liter's Hoy Yep. Visitor What do you Ket for dlk'KliiK jxitntoes? I'anner'H Hoy Nat thin. Hut I k'U Mtinethln fer not dlKRlu' 'em. Visitor Indeed? What wouhl you ot for not dlxgluK '.liem? I'nrmer's Hoy l.U-kod. Judse. Careful. Philip had gono to lirlnj: In tho new kittens to show them to n rlslior. Ills mother, hoarlnc u slirlll mewing, cnlled out. "Don't hurt tho kittens, Philip!" Prom the hall cnuio the renssurltiR annwer, "Oh, no. I'm cnrrylng thorn very cnrefully by tho stems." Absent-minded "Talk alxiiit alMieiit- mliideiliiesa! .letiklns In the most nb-1 ent-mlnded itiau I know." "What's he done now?" "Why, ho wrote thu combination of the sHfe on n piece of paper to keep from forKcttlmc It, and then locked tho vapor In tin safe to keep from losing ll." Contrary Counsel. The church wns packet), nen tho n Isles IIiknI with chairs. Just before tin benediction the thoughtful clergviimn, who loved onler, thus ndinonlshiMl his hearers "In passing out, please remnlii sentttl until the tiHhers lime romovtsl tho clialra front the nlslet." Pully Kxplnlnwl. TonsliiB I'rleud: "Whnt imiriM thnt now Imliy nt your homo cry so much, Tommy? Tommy (IndlKiinntly) It don't cry so very much, nnd anyway, If nil your teeth wero out, nud your hair otT. nnd your Icks so weak you couldn't stand on them, I riioss jou'd fool like crying yourself." "I 1h1i to ndopt n child," said the wealthy woman In tho orphan asylum, "whnt hnvo jouV "Ob, wo Imvo thoitt In nil shndes," replied tlio poll to lady superintendent, "which do you pre fer?" "I think n blondo child will bo most appropriate," answered thu wealthy woman, "my nuto Is flulshetl lu bluo." Puck. Clear ns Mud. "I wns roIiib over Westminster bridge tho other ilny, nud 1 met Patsy IIowlui, 'llowlns,' saya I, 'how nro yo?' 'Purty well, thank ye, Donnelly,' snys he. 'Donnelly?' says 1; 'Hint's not my iwuiio.' 'Sunt an' mine Isn't llowlns,' says he. An so wo looked nt each other iik'uln, tin' It turned out to bo nolther of us." A Trlllo Unconventional An eccen tric fnrmer was married tho other night. "Do you," snld tho preacher, "tnko tills womnu to tio your wedded wife, to lovo nnd to cherish lit sli-kuuss mid health, for better, for worse, for rich or poor, until death do you part?" Thero was an nwkwnrd pause. Then tho bridegroom llunlly replied, "Thorn's tho calculations." Punctuation .V IiIkIi school girl oald to hor father tho other night: "Pvo got u scnteiico hero I'd llko you to punctuate. You know something nbout punctuntlon, don't you?" "A lit tle," said hor cautious parent. This Is what ho rend: "A live dollar bill How around tlio coruor." Ho studied it carefully. "Woll." ho Dually said. "I simply put u period after It, llko till." "I wouldn't," wild tho high quhoul girl; "I'd mnko a dash aftor II" For Coughs and Colds There Is a remedy over sixty Q years old Aycr's Cherry Pectoral. Of course you have heard of It, probably have used It. Once In the family, It stays; the one household remedy for coughs and hard colds on the chest. Askyourdoctoraboutlt. "I hsra ht pneumonia lht llm'l, tn4 ATn untrrr rcloil r.i tronlit ,ni.rlr llitwiKli Mb llmi. t Iist luit tmoittrb from inr Lit stuck. a4 rnv Ult Bttaek. 4 ilitri wnnlr I prsUa IU" K. V, lliixtiaa. MUrtu folnt Wll, J. J.O Inr On . rv.w.11. llu.. MWMMBMMMMaMHM. BaaufMtartrt t 7 SAeSAPAllLU. V yers niLs. itia VIOOK. Ayor's Pills Incroaso tho activity of the liver, and thus old recovery Ilia Urr.l Slranvtla. Tbst b. volca Is a powerful Isn't It?" ona, "Yrs; I notice It has a irrst deal of hosrss powsr," Baltimore American. You Can Oct Allen's FootCasr TREt!. Write Allen B. Olmitrd. 1j linr.N. Y,. for a trea ismile of Allen's fool fate. It cures wealing, hot swollen, aehlnf feel It makes. w or tlrht ihoei nr A eerlsln mra for' corns, Insrowlnc nails and bunions. Aildro (Istsselllt. 2c Ion't accept any suuittule. Hanger In Hair Dye. Knott Yette You mean to ssy that tbe use of hair dye Is dangerous? Hen Thayer I do. Let me tell you some til Inr. A dear frlcinl of inlnn. a happy bachelor, found bis hair waa turn-1 Ing gray at 30. Well, he bad It dyed a deep black. I'our weeks later ba waa married. Tales. Ucwarc of Ointments lor Catarrh that Contain Mercury a mercury wilt suralr destroy tba sens of until andoomplalelydsraags tho whole sys tem wbea enuring It tttruugn tbs mucous I "' mitB sriii:iNii.ssia Binr.us usm (irrpionprsxrlulluns iroin rei'Utabla nb ei'Uiabla tibr It lant, as ibe dam eg they will do Is ten fold 7' lo tba gooa you can puiltiljrderlrelrom ILs Hall's Catarrh lure, manufactured by Y. ijruarireirom ILara lUfaclured Lr V. J. tbnr Aio.,ToIk1o,0 .contalnsnornerrarj, au i i.ifn iniarua ijr, aciingoireeiiy un In trtijlnr Hall's Catarrh t urs ba sura you get tho (vnuln. Ills taken Internal)-, and mala ln1uledo,Ublo,byr. i, Cbaney it Co. Teitl tsbnlals frre. N.W ij lirug (litt, price Tic per bottla. If all's Fatally 1111s ara tha belt. A Judicial Verdict. Judfje You ore accused of bavins beaten this person cruelly. The Accused Well, I bad to best him to make him do bis work. He Is sn Idiot. Judgo (severely) You should re member that an Idiot Is a man like you or me. Translated for Talcs from Ies Annates. ink unwu ifiu Kiuouiissurisresoi tna sjsiem For forty year's riio's Cura for Con Sumption has cured ooughs and colds. At druggists. Plica Sfi cents. Pound ut Last. Trotter (who tins been abroad) Miss Rusherly used to be looklut; for her Ideal. Did she ever And him? Miss Homer Yes; but she lost him again. Trotter Indeed! How did that hap- nun? Miss Homer She was married to blm. n AT JoyTh EY B WN? To Ery H0M ! as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when in health and ho conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly thoir health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs has ajso met with the approval of physicians generally, be cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in Its action. We inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. Every family should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial ror tne parents and the ao Q Alt IUI.MIII., LJ iMIMOOfXl. UN H I Ooufb M trap. In llmi SoM nMll ) vmxmAiiH4i-wwni Kala In Soolland. Althoufh sals abound In Hcotch watsrs and sra estight In frast qusntltlai, thsy ar not ronsMtrad tit food tbtr. No mattar bow pUotlful and bow yutf fins and laria they may be In any district ' df Kcotlsnd, no native will aat ont. The objection to tba l If aild to b based on Its sarptntllke apptaranca and tlia fact that It Is not o-erfsitldlous as to what It fctds on, A Qroat Monarch, Wealthier than any brother sorer sign; master of legions, whleh number over a million; lord of more than one sixth of the surface of the globe, with tub ects of nisny colors nnd races, amounting to over one hundred and twenty million roals, the cxar of all the KumIss will not be invincible until be adopts Pillsbury's Vltos as bis regular breakfast diet. A Dlaeonracad ClianrTenr. "Bo you sra tha sppllcsnt for tbs position ss chauffeur?" asked tba gen tleman, lookloc up from bis desk. "Yes, sir," replied tba man who bad jnat entered tbs room. "Are yon a anion man?" "Yes, sir." "Well, after you bars worked on a machine 'for eight hours and tba thing won't go, what do yon do?" "Ob, well, air. If you've got ono of that kind of machines, I don't want tbs Job!" Yookers Statesman. THERE IS m&EL SUCKER LIKE,'& forty yea . e$o wvd of ler rntrv year oi m en uw eastern co&ai. lower a WolfTDroof Oiled Coots were Introduced in ihe Weit end were celled Iidera by the pioneeri end cowbeya. Thu ophic rwrK has cone Into such cjetcrcJ ice' that it 1 frequentr thoojh wrooofulh offkd to vtry JUMuiaiea. Tou warn v ocnune. AZfifr look tor uveoijnoi uverurtona ' rUMMilSC(AMYUtOWA SCLO dt hcfkcsemiaiive ikaojc THS WORLD OVER. nl . XJ.T(miCO.lOTOK.MASJ.UiA. toroi arustAJt co.ujoisjtiaaK One Dollar for a Postal Card This compsny will give one dollar for tbe Srst reliable information of an opportunity to sell a steam engine or boiler of our standard types within our rsnge of sizes. This does not Include vertical, traction or gas en gines. If you know of anybody in tending to buy sn engine or boiler tell us. A Postal will do. ATLAS ENGINES AND BOILERS hirt fsrrcira beta tbe sitsdird for sll sitacs pttats. ueil of miltrltl ssd verimtsihlp. Oar bit output toiblci ut to stll ea small prof its. As AiIm, ibt but la tbs world, casts ao roars this the ethsr tlod. Wtltt teJjy far car ipieUl ctftr. ATLAS ENGINE WORKS fiUist ... I Uldu.. INDIANAPOLIS rrUMZftM Blk S4 riflM W.u,T.V.Sllr rHiTiinbiiHi i "ir tfiiTi,aiUft litaull UfUw Tkiwllui biiHi NndUMin 111. L.,1. Is .rnn IW MUr. ium ku.i i iwiu ifiwjuo il r. children, whenever a laxative emu WHIM JTift W3$M. Pork and Washington, Portland, Oregoa Tho School of Qunllty" A. P. Armstrong, 1,1,. B., Principal Theutandi of graduates in positions; hundrtdt placed ench year; mori calli for help than we can meet It pays to at tend our school; largest, most modern, best equipped. Dipartrntntt: Business, Shorthand, Typewriting, Penmanship, English. Open all the year. Catalogue, penwork Utc Call, telephone or write, A New Organ Dfffrr rd ta any Rait- iny Rait- t" Ar B., $46 road Mausn f at ttndlns in Ores on Here Is a plctura of on of the most prfatly flnlihrd organs now manufactured It Is tba I'adfle ttuevn, made ieisl r for tilers PUno lloune Iholea nf fancy walnut or lseil oak cases Hue. very lr Lts11 pitta mir ror. jr(tcty flolibed, au ornaaant to any mtbtlon. umerou new and valuable ImproTemtnta ate embodied In tblsorian. raaklnc It atone one ol tbe brit and raoit darab.a orcans mtn ufsetured In tte United hU et. hull! with siclal rttjard to ractflo Coast cllmata. resides the re-ular ree-1 tone. Ibis Initro rnsnt alto has letertl cctsTes of tba refulss tlpa effttt. to be lound In no other msxa. Special Introductory offer. To Introduce thlt Orcao ws are m si Ins; most exceptional ronrettlons In our prlrei and terms and will deliver a perfect and fuhy rusr anterd Organ freight raid, to any ralln a.1 sta tln or boat Undlnr In tba stale of Oregon for Its, on payment of f down and II a month. 1 be fancier stylet J- foS. etc., on seme terms. Wrlla us today, ss tbls offer Is limited only ta tbe first 100 Instruments PORTLAND. OREGON largest, leading and Most Responsible West ern Dealers. Washington street, corner Tark, PortUnd. Oregon. Sprsgue ava. and Post st , Spo.ane, Wash. Sit Market street. Ban Francisco, CaL P. N. U. No. 50-1905 TTrUEN writing to d vertlsora pleas 3 1 1 nmiits .uis papar. remedy is required. Hf7KzsxgljSaHBBSBBhaaasKsssaj JP MrO .oao) 1 11 r .1 iT J. i s A . x J v