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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (July 14, 1905)
V m r N ir'Hjpnaif jjMyfal;! cotii wHim Ail inrrAiii. IImI (HiUill Ufluii, -I'ntUwIlouil. i In lima. .1 hr llrimLtt m rri ii ' ii pifi-ii:ifiiiirti;'iL"j- 9mV i PAYING lilt POSTACr. f Postage w nlwny n oro point tn tint old ility-, It might bo either pro 'paid or collected on delivery, mid un lucky recipient of long-winded ppli ties or oilier uncIcis matter often liml substantial grievance. Tlio niithor of "Tho Did Fnnner nnd his Alinnnnc," gives ii few of Mr, Thomas' frequent liluts to ill contributor1 to pay th pontage on what they sent to lilm, IIU tint allusion to tha matter waa In the. Aliualinck for 1800, and Ii ap pended to a compliment which ha pay to n highly rcvpcctcd Quaker corre spondent! "Friend It. I). I tendered tho edi tor beat thnnkii, for hi nnvenil vnlti slilo communication, nt tho snino thno ollelts n coiitluiinnco of lili corro apondencc. Tlio postngo tho elllor will ever ho happy In paying, though tn omo U n great looser." One of tha "loosing" car appenra In 1800: "A. It, Q. Ii thnnked for hla season able Information, Though wo would remind him that lilt communications conio o coated up that wo nrn obliged to pay douhlo pontngo cm them, wo would advlao him In futuro to leaVo off the wrapper or pay tho poataKe." Again In 1H10: "K. W. and other will fco kind enoiiK'li to pay pontage cm auiwera to Middle In future, or they will not he noticed." A llttlo later: "O. H. our Itoiton querent, hnvo no objection to hi Hik ing questions erery day In tho year, provided ho pay (tin pontage." i:. F. In 1812 appear a a tinner galut several principle: hla "anec dote I of tho coarser kind, and not rapabln of being polished without In juring the pith. Ill Meteorological observation, If correctly .taken, would be ueful. Iln wilt do well to remem ber the pontage In futuro." lly 1814 tho postage uuUanco nee in to have become Intolerable. "J. II. Jr." I Informed that "we conceive til Question to bo unimportant, and not worth the money wo paid for them," and dually tbero la an emphatic pronunclauiento to the, world at largo: "No notice will In futuro be taken of any amwer to queries mile poit paid." Different View of It. (Nollln Munnoti Ilolman In "Huccc Mgatlna.") "What I the tocret of ucceT" asked the inagaslnn. 'Do write," ald the pen. "lie progrronlve," said the euchre pack. "Ilo exact and on time," ald-tlie clock. "He careful not to break your word," aid the tyHtwrltr. "Don't Iki afraid to tilk when you And your initch," raid the lamp. "I'urIi and pull," aid tha door. "Htand firm and unyielding," aald the tlagatafr. "Dou'l change with every wind that blow," aald the weather vane. "Never become dull and runty," ald the hoo. "Climb ateadlty up," aald the hill. "Keep bright and don't mind the cloud," aald tho nun. "Cultivate, a nilm exterior, hut Ihi ready for rmergenolet," aald tho Inno cent llovtur "oven I alway carry a pl.tll." Not I'nvnrlln Itrrctt. Ixivcr of good, ilnlii dog, which hnvo been nllowisl to grow uaturnlly, will appreciate tho atory of tho Ku gllnh peddler who went to a denier In dog and thu decilbed what he wanted: "III want a kind of dog about o 'Igh nu' no long. UK' a kind of gry oiind, an' yet It ain't a gry'ound, bo caune 'I tylo U ihorter nor auy o' thefiit Vro gry'ound an' 'la none la ahortcr, an' 'o ain't ao all in round tho IxMly. Hut atlll V a kind o gry 'ouud, Do you keep audi dog" "No," replied the dog man. "We drown 'euv" At tn present uiomtnt there ar It) I monument In (Icrmauy tlmt liava been romplvted to I'riuee Hlninnrck, wlill forty-four other ar In pruccn of con struction or are planned. MAUOABl-EIRON STUMP PULLERS fulMl, llgtiletl and IroniMl Mump l'uller ra Hi inrkU II lliirM po ou lln nwwa Willi two tiurte. Will lur UMorlpUv clloi( biiJ frlcee. PIIIHHSON MACIIINIiKY CO. I'eet of MoftUon tllrntt PoflUnJ, Or(n Iowa Improved SEPARATOR LOW CAN Walit High Shim Cold r Warm Milk BO Per Cent Cream IT'S THE IIFQT P.VPIl HKNII mil IATAI.OOUK MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO, I'OltflANt), OREGON HBAT1I.K W'OKANK HOIBK . N.U. No,37-t005 w" II1CN writing to adverllner pleats I ... e IIm iianar. I Mi 1 El(tvrCCttS-?t449J94j 0LD SLFaVoriteSl The Miller if the Ilee. "There wn a Jolly inlllor, Lived on the Hirer Dee: ll danced ami naug from morn to night: No Inrk no blithe a lie. And till the biirdnn of hi nong Forever und to be I '1 cr for nobody) uo, not I, If nobody care for iuel' " Then llntn, no doubt, ilfgted th potiti of Chnrlet Mackay, htr arlveuj There dwelt a miller, hal and bold, lltmlde the river I) II worked ami NAtig from morn till night No Inrk no blithe a he; Ami till the burden of hi nong Forever ued to bei "I envy noliody no, not I, And nobody niivlr ml" Tliou'rt wrong, my friend," nald good King Hal: "A wrong a wrong can b; For could my heart be light a thine, I'd gladly chlign with thtn. And tell me now, what niaki-n tine tin. With voir o loud and free, While I am nad, though I'm a king, llrnlde the Itlvir Deel" The mlllrr nmllrd and doffed bin cap; "I earn my bread," quoth lie; "I lovo my wife, I love my friend, I love my children three: 1 owe no penny I ennot pay; I thank the Hirer Dre, That turn the mill that grind the corn That fiidi my babe and me." "(loud friend," nald Hal, nnd nlglied the while, "Farrwell, and happy bet Hut nay no more, If thou'dnt be true, Tlmt mi omi oiivtrn thro. Thy mealy cap U worth my crown; Thy mill, my kingdom' fee) Ho cli men an thou are Kngland' bonnt, () mlllrr of the Don I" Clinrlr Mnckay. TI.e Child'. I'lmt Oriel. "Oh, rail niy brother baek te met I en limit pUy alone; The tuiuuirr rowe with Hewer and bee Where U my brother gone? Tli biitterflr In glaurlng bright AcroM the nmibenm' track; I eve not how to chate It flight Oil, oall my brother bnckl "I'h flower run wild th flowern we ow'd Around our garden tree; Our vino U drooping with It load On, oall him bnck to in.!" "He could not henr thy voire, fair child, He may not com to thee; The fare that once like nprliigtline tmlled On earth no more thou'lt nee. "A rone' brief bright life nt Joy, Huch unto him wi given; Oo thou uiuat piny alone, my toy I Thy brother I la heavtul" "And ha he left hie blrdn and flower. And iiimt I call In vnlnj And, through th long, long nummer hour. Will he not com again? "And by the brook, and In the glad. Art all our wandering o'er J Ok. while my brother with mo play'd, Would I had hired Mm morn!" Mr. 1 1 count, WILE3 OF THE MORSE TRADER. Tricky Art to MnWo Old One Yniiiiu mid Doctorlnir and "HopliiK." Probably In no bunlneia aro no many trick and wile prncuced aa In Hint of homo dealing. It 1 afo to nrtlrm that thotinandi of homes nro cold throughout tho country every year un der falso condition, and no tklllful havo "faker" becotno that It take n very clever and experienced man to detect tha doctoring trick of thoie who are anxloin to tell a bad animal to tho bet advantage. 1'crhap tho comnioncat of nil faking or blthoptng, aa It 1 often called a term dorlvcd from a mau named Hlah op, who during tho eighteenth century obtained a great reputation for milking old homea appear young la In relation to a hone' teeth. At full ngo n borne ha forty teeth, and not until the fifth yoar nro they nil visible. Mix month Inter the "nlppora" or iront tooth bo come marked by n natural cavity nnd It 1 tho prenuueo or nbtciico of tlnno mark that cvrtlflc thu animal' exact age. A tho horao get older, the to mark wear away, and It I then that tho co per or faker ot to work to make froth cnvltlct, aa found In n bono of the ago ho wlihea to represent. Tho turiaco of tho teeth 1 cut out with a tool tool and tho black lining of tho groovo, which mutt bo vttlble, burnt In with nitrate of allver or mmo other chomlcnl. In thl way hone which nro often over 8 or 0 yoara of Ago aro cold a C-ycnr-old. Tho ngo of n horao la often lucreaaed na woll a reduced by mean of faking tho tooth. A a-yenr-old will often bo transformed Into a R-year-old by menu of chiseling out thu sldo milk teeth with which horacs aro furnlahcd up to tholr third yenr, when they nro sup planted by tho purmnncnt ones. Tho extraction of tho former, -of course, brings ou tho hitter much Quicker than would bo tho ciibo In tho natural ordor of things, thus making n horao nppear much older tlmn It really Is. Thoro nro various other thlngu, how over, boildoa tho tooth, -which give awny tho ngo of ft horao ami whlcli hnvo to bo faked If tho animal 1 to fotcu a fair prlco. In old horso thoro U genomlly a cortalu cuvlty or depres sion of the shin In tho forehead Im mediately iibovo tho oye. Thl dlnllg iirement I romedled by n p(M?ea known aa "pulling tho glims." A flmi pointed hlowplpo 1 Introduced under thu kln nbovo thu eye, through which thu coper blows ifenlly until tho deep hollow I filled mid la replaced by n perfectly smooth atirfnec. Tho faking of broken-winded horse la an art In Itself, so to apeak. It I generally accomplished by menu of drugs, arsenic being chiefly used. The "coper" alno pay strict attention to such an animal's diet previous to a show. If during tho trial n homo Is a little ahort-wlndcd tho owner will turn furiously upon the groom for giving hi horo too much hay, when In nil prob ability It haa had nothing to cat or drink for houra. The groom will thereupon explain how the animal got looso and ato a bushel of oat and half a tru of hay In tho night and that ho waa afraid of losing hi place If ho said anything about It. Thl explanation will, In nine case out of ten, satisfy tho Intending purchaser and remove auy doubt which ho might have had. A singular dodgo I resorted to by the "coper" when he come Into pos session of a In mo horse out of which he desires to mako somo profit. Tho method I called "beanlng" and con lt In making a horao which I lame, say, for Instance, In tho left foro foot, lame In the right ono alno. I'erhap a small pebble la inserted between the shoe and the hoof of the latter foot, tho pain of which cause tho animal to limp with the right a woll a tho left leg, ono thua counter balancing the other and making It ap pear a though It was tho horae' nat ural gait. In lieu of a small pebble n mall Iron wedge I sometime driven underneath the foot corresponding with tho lame one, thu cnunlng both leg to go laiiin alike, which only give tho horso a different motion. "Doping" I n term usually applied to the trick of making horse nppenr spirited and high-stepper by means of drugs or chemicals. An animal I oft en made to pick up it leg In tho quick, nervou style of a thoroughbred by baring the back tendons of the leg rublM-d with turpentine, cow-Itch and ammonia, which burns like fire and makes the animal praucu with pain. Occasionally, ay a writer In the Iloston Herald, the "coper la ucco fill In telling what I known a a "rogue" horse one who resists all at tempt to be put Into harness. With a sharp raror the side of the home will be ihaved In certain place, mak Ing It appear a though the animal wna Jutt out of hanies and a thorough car riage horse. The name performance will be gone through Jutt below the wither, where the collar chafe, while. If the hore be a tricky one, chloral hydrato and opium will tie admlnlitcrcd. It I not until the unlucky purchaser tries to harness tho horae to a carriage that he dlscnrcra the animal's temper and It unmanageable way. TAKE8 TOOTHPICK'S PLACE. Dental Cleared liy the Use of a Oum Hand. The dcntlit hare been preaching for the pait decade the virtue of dental Dot and the danger of the tooth pick, but without much avail. Un fortunately, dental floss I not often conveniently available, nnd n good ub ntltuto that I nlway nt hand I a slen der rubber twiud. Tho Illustration, to TAICKS TIIK TOOTHPICK'S l-LAU:. repeat the circumlocution of tho In ventor, allows "n devlco for removing obstruction from between tho teeth." It comprise a forked handle having broncho provided with Riots adapted to secure a rubber strip slipped there in. Tiny knob tlxed on said atrip pre vent tho rubber from pulling out nnd llkowlso sorve to protect tho cheek and tongue when using tho device. Tho elasticity of tho rubber permits It to enter the Interstice between teeth, even when these aro abnormally min ute. Women Not Arttitlo. During tho Inst hundred years In Franco nnd Kuglnnd tho education of women lm been moro artistic tlmn that of men, For moro eniphnsls U put upon music and drawing In girls' schools tlmn In tho corresponding In stitution!! for their brother. And yet Oalton found, In Investigating noarly 000 cases, that -H per cont mnlcs and B3 per cent females showed artistic tnstoa, In aplto of tho larger oppor tunity which tho modem woman has to dovolop her nrtlstla faculties, tho ro Btilta In tho two sexes aro practically tho samcs A llinorop.uio.v. Johnny Pn, lmlf-fnro Is S.cents nnd rvholo. faro S cents, Isn't It? Papa Yos, my boy, that Is right. Johnny Out you said two halvos always oqual b wholo, ruck. WWSAAAAAArt lie I hope you don't mnko a fool ot your husband? Hhe No; I don't haro to. Vonkera fJtatcatnan, Appropriate!. A Boutbern cornetlat, named Hunt, ha three children- Alice May Hurst, Ja.me Wood Durst, and Henry Will Ilurst Bo Natural. Mr. Casnldy 'Twas very natural ho looked, Mr. Caaey Aye, ahure he looked fur all tho wurld lolko a lolvn man layln' there dead. Hreaklng tho Now. Mlvtres If you want egg to keep you must lay them In n cool place. Bridget 0111 mlntlou It to tho hen at wnnnt, mum. Ill Bxptrlence. "Itegardliig woman," ald Ilenpeck, "To thl nsld conclusion I've come: When man put ring on her finger He put hlmnelf under her thumb." Awful. Uncle Illrotn They ny that tho sui; never set on the Ilrltlsh Umpire. Aunt Hannah Doesn't It now? And wo have audi lovely sun sets over horel Very Likely. "Hnvo you any tasto for Thackeray?" aiked Mr. Oldcnstle. "No, I can't ay that I have," replied her hote; "1 that anything like this paprika they're puttln In everything now?" Correct. "Pa," said little Itcglnald, "what 1 n bucket shop?" "A bucket hop, my son." nnld tho father, feel ingly, "I n modem cooperage eatnb llshment to which n mini take n bar rel and bring back tho bung-hole." Insinuation. I'ntron (In restaurant) Wbnt aro you bothering me for? Head Usher The gentleman at tho next table wanted me to ask If you wouldn't please faco tho other way. He say he va nearly oaten by nn Al ligator once and can't bear to co you eat." Tho Itealltt Alexis caino home one night with hla clothes full of hole. "What haa happened to you?" exclaim ed hla mother. "Oh, we've been play ing hop over lnco school closed, Alexl replied. "Hhop?" echoed his mother. "Yes. We opened a grocery, and everybody wa omethlng." Alexl explained. "I waa the cheese." Could Do Without It. "You remem ber that I gave an order for n pound of liver a while Ago?" Yes," wn the reply. "Well, I fJud that I do not need It, And you need not end It." Heforo ho could put down the telephone re ceiver she heard the market-man say to tome one In Uio ttore: "Take out Mr. Hlank't llror. 8ho ay she can get along without it" Ilecommendable. "My husband Is o poetic," ald one lady to Mbcr In a car the other day. "Poor dear" In terrupted a goodunturod looking wom an with a market basket at her feet, who was seated nt tho lady's elbow and overheard tho remark. "Have yon ever tried rubbln' his J'lnta with hart shorn liniment, mum? That'll straight; en him out a quick a Anything I know of." Tho Secret of Harmony. Young Mr. Mead had Just engaged two aer vanU, n man nnd hi wife. "I nm m glad you ere married!" she said to the man. "I hope you aro vory happy, and that you And your wife never have any difference of opinion." "Faith, mn'nm, I couldn't RAy that." replied tho new servAnt, "for we hnvo n good many; but 01 don't let Hrldget know of tblin, an so we do be getting along well." Generals Raved Him. When Gen eral Itobert R. Lee was fighting Grant tn "the last days" an old darky be sieged headquarter with request tn eo "tho gln'ral." "Well, where do you belong?" demanded General I.ee. "I b'longa to y'r company, gln'ral," re turned the darky, "No, you don't," declared tho General, sunnily. "Every body In my company ha been shot. How 1 it that you haven't boon?" Tho darky scratched his head. Then from hi twitted mouth cuiik a confidential whlaper: "Well, yo' see, gln'ral, It' Uil a-way. I ain't brcn shot 'case when dey's n fight goln on I alwayii stays with tho gln'ral." Took It Ibr GrnuitMl. When Ijuly Davy wna advanced In years there cumo to Homo n very fool ish ltuastnn ou whose credulity his friends used to practice. Among other tilings they Informed him thnt tbero had till shortly before been In tho city nn English lady nt whoso houso her friend used to assemble. After her death they found It so Inconvenient to lose their point of meeting that they had her embalmed nnd placed every oventug ou her accustomed ottoman. As ho became very anxious to assist At one of theso strange reunions, somo ono Agreed to tnko him there. When bo arrived, there, suro enough, sat tho ahrivoled old lady, Ho clrcumunvl gated tho ottoman several times, find ing nil thnt ho had been told wns too truo, then throw up hi nnus nnd with tho cry, "It is too horrible'" rushed from tho room. Sir Grant Duff's "Notes from a DlAry." Took It na l'ersonnl. tWhv .Whv was Maudo Oldclrl ao nngry about hor photographs? Didn't Uioy llAttor hor? xfniale Oh. thov wcro a nrettv ua thn artist could mako them, but on tho back of each ono It said, "Tho orlg IiiaI of tuts picture is cnrcrutiy pro- servea." uiovoianu nuin uotiier. Thoro aro times whon a man doesn't want things to come hi way bills, for oxamplo. THE MOTOR OMNIDUO. Comparison nt Mcrllji of J'.lectrlo Car nnd Helf-IrlveiiCnrrleRe, In Kngland, whero tho use of elec tricity for tho operation of street rail ways I moro of n novelty than In tho United Hlntefi, tho wisdom of the prac tice I occafHonally challenged. For Instance, nn engineering expert, writ ing to tho London Time a few day ngo, ciprcwul tho opinion that some of tho smaller Kngllah clllr which had Authorized the construction of trolley lines might in time regret their "pre clpltntlon." He then proceeded to point out tho merit of the aclf-pro-pclled omnibus, which U probably moro common In the trccU of London than in New York or other American cltlca, although still too new to admit of a thoroughly satisfactory compari son wltii the electric car. In at least one repcct the omnibus 1 distinctly auporior to It rival. In extremely narrow street It U 1cm of an obstruction to dniya, cabs and prl vnto carriage and 1 loss liable to be delayed by a blockade than a vehicle which must follow a line of rail. The first cost of a motor omnibus is ct! mated by the correspondent of the Tim en an about the same n thnt of the trolley car, but tlw latter requires an additional Investment of capital for track, overhead wire or conduit and power bouse. An omnibus line, then, calls for a smaller outlay to begin with. On tho other hand, lees power 1 need ed to more a car than a carriage which nin on the ordinary pavement of a street Ralls facilitate movement by reducing friction. Again, a vehicle which generate Its own power experi ence greater dllllculty in climbing tecp grade than ono which derive power from a central station. Finally, tho trolley car liaa from two to three time tho capacity of tho omnibus. Theoretically, If not practically, there fore. Its earnings should be larger. I Tho contributor to our London con- temporary has undertaken to get a lit- ' tlo light on thl last point, but confess- t es that he has not been able to obtain a much as he could wish. Here, how ever, Is tho rrmult in a nubihell: For the omnibus tho cost of operation Is 0 or 10 pence per enr mile and Its re- I colpta 13 or 1-1, nn excess ranging from one-third to one-half. For tho trolley I car the cost of operation averages 0 pence and the receipt 10 pence, the ' margin being two-thlnhi of the oper- I Atlng charges. New York Tribune. Jutt Discrimination In Railway Rater, All railroad men qualified to speak on the subject in a reeponaiblo way are likely to agree with President Famuol Spencer of the Southern railway when he says: "There is no division of opinion aa to the desirability of sto ping all secret or unjustly discrimina tory devices and practices of whatso ever character." Mr. Spencer, in speaking of "unjust ly discriminatory" rates and devices, makes a distinction which is at once apparent to common eenee. There may be discrimination in freight rates which Is just, reasonable and imperatively re quired by tho complex commercial and geographical conditions with which ex pert rate makers have to deal. To abol ish such open and honest discrimina tion might paralyze tho Industries of cities, states and whole sections of our national territory. This distinction between Just and unjust discrimination is clearly recog nized in the conclusions of the interna tional Railway congress, published yes terday: "Tsrlffn htuM t td en romraerei' pf In elpte, isklfw lulu nceount lie niecUl co .01 tlom which bear u.on tie eumuierc'nl value ot ibe nerrlcv rviide'td. Vtlih tte reerv tlon rl ! t.Il l chanced without artd trtrrdlo IninaiK n lo all nlilppert alike un der like cundltlotii. t e nirklnt-ol relet the old an ar a x ilble l.ave a 1 th cUitlclly neo larr to permit tte development ot tlio Iridic and to produce the grentcn reult to the pub lic and lo t rallioadn theuiitlvnt." Tlio prevent proposal is, as Mr. Walker D. Hines, ol Louisville, how i in his remarkable testimony the outer day before tho senato committee at Washington, to crystallize flexible And justly discriminatory rates into fixed government rates which cannot be changed except by tho intervention of some government tribunal, and by this very process to increase "the tempta tion to depart from tho published rate and the lawful rate in ordet to meet some ovepowering and urgent commer cial condition" Now York Bun. brr Duty. "Hello!" cried tho policeman, "read ing a paper, ch? I thought you were a blind man." "So I am during business hours," th blind beggar replied, "but I'm off duty now." l'blladelnlila Pre. Idleness Is many gathered miseries In one uauic. Illchtcr. VTC?Z&& JMHMsw -Ct k,r ," Those afflicted with Eczema know more than can be told of the sutTerintr fire. " It usually begins with a slight redness of the skin, which gradually spreads, followed by blisters nnd pustules discharging a thin, sticky fluid that dries and scales off, leaving an inflamed surface, nnd nt times the itch lug and burning arc almost unbearable. While any part of the body is liable to be attacked, the bauds, feet, back, arms, face and legs are the parts most often afflicted. The cause of Eczema is a too acid condi tion of the blood. The cir culation becomes loaded with fiery, acid poisons that arc forced through tnc glands and pores ot the skin which set the disease is in the blood it is a waste applications; tho cause must be removed cured under the ordinary treatment yield to its purifying, cooling effect ou the blood. Book ou Skin Diseases and any advice wished, without charge, THE SWOT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA, CJU Come Now Own Up You don't like tiiose cray hairs, do you? And your hus band certainly doesn't like them. Then why not try a bottle of Aycr's Hair Vigor? It restores color to cray hair every time, all the deep, rich color of early life. And it cures dandruff also. "leerttlntr Ull.tn thnt Attt'i tltlt Titer It a ipltfwtld Bfirrttlon for the lulr and train, tor 1 tie? md l ore or let for it leatt. I can cl)rfiillr Uc-itimtod It to ne on In nd of toch a pffrafttloo Una. KAT HOVT, Mlnnpoll, Jlinn. brJ.C.A rir Co., ItrwU, If at. Alto maaajae-iaitr ei 9 sArmpABUJL iJ&l CHEWY FCCTOtUL. niietiu 'a-itJiUJ)JiJu i I Nation orChaufTear. Tho French nation o closely guards her supremacy In the motor world that plans are being made ao that every French boy will be made familiar with the operation and tho principles In volved in tho construction of the Auto mobile, says the Philadelphia Hecord. A course of Instruction Is being arrang ed for Introduction Into the publlo schools. There are a number of techni cal schools whero the details of auto mobile instructions Are Imparted to those who desire such knowledge. It Is said that no city In the world gives the same encouragement to an tomoblllng ns Paris. It haa been de cided that ail the public hospitals shall be equipped with self-propelled ambu lance and a rery speedy car ha been ordered to be attached to the municipal laboratory, where all the bomb found on the street of that city shall bo ta ken for Investigation and destruction. CASTOR I A Por Infanti and Children. Bb Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Slgnatoro of (&$& Heir lurpoee. "Mother think you'll make me a good wife," said the girl's Intended. "Indeed V replied the girl with th determined Jw, "you tell your mothei I'll make you a good husband." Phila delphia Ldter. For cough and cold a there 1 no betUt medicine than Pito'a Car for Consump tion. Price 23 cents. A Son's Hunjtentloa. Father (cuttles the whip imartly through the air) See, Tommy, how I make the hor go fitter without itrlk ing him at all. Tommy Papa, why don't you nptnk n children that way? Glaj;ow Time. Mothernwlll And Mn. WtMicnr" BootMng Pjtup the bett remedy tonne (or tholr cMldrea during the teething period. , A Jonldiin Klt-phitnt. A large elephant, formerly the cen ter of attraction In a certain Zoo, found Itself supplanted In public favor by a new arrival a young camel. Thin camel Was the latest acquisition, nnd very naturally engaged the attention of visitor. The elephant for a long time show ed signs of dlssatlsfnctlon, nnd At last his Jealousy reached a point where It must And expression. When the usual crowd gathered about the camel tha elephant prepared for action, lie filled his trunk with water, And with de liberate Aim discharged the water all over the people who stood looking at tho baby camel. CITQ Permanently Cured. NoBttornerrontae fllO anramdax'suMu(Ir.Kllii'UrratKrrT ItMlerer. Send tat Free 3 trial bottle and ire all. llr.ll.ll.Kllne.Ua., Ml AreaBL. Philadelphia, l'a. I Too Deep fur I! m. "There' one thing I can't underttand about farming." takl the city chap who had contracted with a farmer for a week' board, a he watched th hired man turning the tell. "What be that, young felleri" queried the honttt old granger, a he bit off a generous hunk of home-made tobacco. "I can't understand," said tbo city , chap, "why the ground wa placed bot tom ilde up, so that It has to be turned over with a plow before the crops can be planted." -A. FLESH 'TWl imnosed bv this "flesh I a Mad A v ii-i wr v- iivui ri;SV-ifvJ Eczema made its appearance on my left limb tha tire of my thumb in 1893, and spread until it was large as my hand, burning, itching and paining me, and for which I could get no relief, until see ing the other cures advertised by you I wrote and secured the. advise of your physicians, commenced S. S. S. and it cured me. Uayetta, Kan. J, n. SrSNCX. the flesh aflame. Since the cause of of time to try to cure it with local before a cure can be effected. S. S. S. nas no equal as a remedy lor liczema; it enters tue blood and forces out the poison through the natural channels, and builds up the entire system. The skin becomes smooth and soft again, nnd the Eczema 1.1 cured Cases that have pcrsisteutlv refused to ba