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Rlicumntlflm doen more than nny otlier din- JIWUKJE
case to rob life of plcnruro nnd comfort. It la no nnlnful nnd farrenclilnrr In
Jta eflcctn on the nviitem that thorn, ailllcted with it find theninelvcn utter y
unable to enjoy bodily comfort or nny of the pleasurea of life. Home nro
Sa-iSS.T- 'z ,n"d.""rcr con8inMi wiih ..i.,.B ,ai.,
"Money miikc Ihn mnrii go," "It
THE HOLTMJP MAN xiia Aesthetic Young Man.
Yt.....i. m 4 ... i. . Ha waa an aesthetic young man
Mcetetht ar.ntei;Hlnw,ll,rl,Ul nt HI ' rom , cy T,)0 floor manKer ,.
ivii.i-.i,-.i u. ..-V.. 'troduced him to a divine young crcn
,',;," i ""-" " " """ "'".tura In blue, and tlicy stood In Hid
, . ,,, I let waltlrig for the prompter call.
r?"".. '".i I "What a charming aa.embly," re-
uiiivi 111 ;
Btld jolntn nnd muscles, nnd
often dlntortcd, crooked
I had been troubln! with Hlieutnntlim for two
liiiilia. wli n ntlirni l.nu. 7.'", " cii unuer lilt treatiiieiit or t i .
interval- of freedom, durlnjr meTWa.litnl!.nI."ii,r,'if,,,Ii? "co,,,l,1 to
Which tliev live In Mtintnnt ?5 b.uiiU?.' ?. rk".nd elbow Jolnta
fear nnd dread of the nt .b. to m' , i' iSH .II: X." "!.m' .".",":'
a a a . -:j MuiB. iiia itu iiuit 111 a i
BiiNnif auiiaaaa a v vsija. ! .. .iii.i i. r
a..uiaw, vruiu, hi. mc iviiDt ri iimnnio condition.
"Don't yo-3 know riler"
can't nlwnya mnko tint iintoiiiolillo run, nntiio inuat bo n household word t.p,n,"ke, ,ho y?"ns "J1 f'ora " 'i ""'
!!... . ".?"" HkU""'r ,h ""Stlfulf.; and co. um VS, In
H. 8, 0, cured ma after tiling
ponure to dninp weather, or It for awhile, and I unhesitatingly glee it Ui
lKht IrrcgulnrHy of nny credit It so much deserves.
k inu, inc uincnao will return. "" " Liverpool, u. u, m, a, DgCKim.
Tliccnuflcof Uhcuiuntiam la a nour, ncld condition of the blood, produced
by food lyinjr MHdlKcutcd in theatomnch, poor bowel action weak kidueva
M llnltncnta, oiln, plaatcra, etc., do not reach the came and can only give tern-
to. pornryreiiei. Tlieldoml tuuatbe elennaedand nuri-
lien ociorc it cure enn be had. 8. 8. 8. ntUcks the
5?.' " t,,c r'K,lt W(,y It ncutrnllzert the poison
nnd filtcra out every particle of It from the blood,
fltltmilatrit the lltllirirUll irt.nna .1 t.... il.. ....
tent of all foreign matter. It curea the djaenfle permanently nnd nnfcly
iKcnuae it contiiinn no hnrmftil nilncrnla to dcraiiKe the ntomnch and diKco
ion. Uo"k on lUicuttintlnm and any advice you wish, without charge.
THE SWIFT SPECiriC CO,, ATLANTA. CAm
Hallroad. and Proproit.
'In bla toxtliuuiiy bi(ur tint miatu
eommlttro on lutnrntnto coiuiiinrca nl
'WlilnKton, on Miiy 4, I'rof. IIiiijo II.
IMoer, ol Chlr-nipi uuivumlty, an x
jrt on rallnmd ninirim;nt, mmlu
"IM ua look at what nilKlit have
'hapiHJUKil II we had hnfcltvl th iirotmln
of tlio Urinora ol New York and Ohio
'ud rrniitylvanla (In thn mtvcntlci
wlirn K'aln from tlio Wmt bKau mr
ltK to hn Atlitiitlu ifnlxmrd) and acUI
upon tlio ilootrlim which thn Intamtalo
Oiliunriico rimmltnlun hm eiiuiirlatl
time and attain, that no limn limy bo
deprived of tlio mlvantnM acrrulni; to
him by vlrttm ol hla KxoKrnphlral pout
tlon, Wo rotild not linvn went of the
MIUlipl r M)pulntlou ol million, of
twiplo who am pMMijwroui and art) Kimi
ronimtnira. Wo mtvrr aliould havo
aeru the year when wo built 10,000
and U',000 ,. of rallwny for theru
would havo Imiii no farmcra wr.t of
the Mldlmlpl river who could havu
uil tlio land that would havo Ix-m
onel up yU bulldlnicof tboeralU
wayi. And If wo had not .!! Iho
year, wlirn wo could build 10,000 and
12,000 milra ol railway In a year, -wo
auouiil not li.vo Uxlay rant ol tlio
Mln.lMlppI a atecl anil Iron producing
center which li at onco the marvel
and tbo dropalr of !-'uro, tMauo wo
could not liave liuilt up a tteol and
Iron Induatry If thuro bad bvu no mar
ket (or Ita product.
"Wo could not have In Now Kng
land a icrrat boot and (lion Induntry;
wo could not havo In Now KiikUihI a
great cotton milling Indinitry; wo roulil
not havo ipread throUKliout Now York
and IVniiiylvanla and Ohio manufito
turlug Indu.trlta of tlioiiKMtdlverilni
blndi, bcauia thono Induntrlea would
havo no markrl among tlio fanner
wtt of tlio Mlniliulppl river.
"And Mhilo tlio pnKrcni ol tliU
country, while the devolopmcnl ol tlir
nrlculttiral Weit of thU country, did
mean tlio Impalrmtut of tlio agricul
tural value eaalof tlio Mlnlulppl river
that rnn up Into limulroU of iiiIIIIoiir
of dollar., Il meant Incidentally the
building up ol great manufacturing in
du.trlea that added to the valuo of till
land by thousand, of mllllona of do.
lara. And, geutlcmen, thoto thing
woro not fore.ren In tlio imvenlU. TJio
atate.mun and tlio publicumo ol tlii.
iwiutiuued Inability to ro th que.tlou
In thla Irfrgo way,
"flio IutrrMato Commerca coinmla
.Ion uiiviir run e anything mora thai,
that tlio farm land of kiiiio farmer In
derrraalug In valuo, or that ome man
who haa a (lour mill with a production
of CO barrel a day 1. Ixlng crowded
out, It never can aeo that the de.truc
tlou or Impairment of farm valura In
till placn mean the building up of
farm laluea In that place, and that
that .hitting of value, la a nrcewary
inciiieut to tlio indu.trial and uiauu
facturlng Hevelopmont of thla country
And if no eli.jl give to tbo Interntato
Commerce comml..lun power to regit
llo rate, wo .hall no longer havo our
rate regulated ou the tali'.mnliko
naiou wincu tliey Have lx.cn regu
latetl In the iat by railway men. who
really linvo U-vii great .lnlrmou, who
really have Ix-en great builder ol em
plre, who have hnd au luuglnation
that rival thn lmgluatlou ol the
(reatr.l poet and ol tlio greateat In
veulor, and who have nitrated with a
rourngo and daring that rival the
courago and daring of the greatet mil
itary gunerat. Hut wo aball havo our
rate n-gulaleil by a body of civil nr
vaut., bureaucrat. wboo benottlnr .In
tlio world over I. that they never can
grap a .Itiiatlou In a large way and
with tbo gra.p of the (tatt-eman; that
they never can ce tbo fact that they
are confronted with a mull evil; ex
cept by the rrentlon ol evil nnd nhtifr
which are Infinitely gicater than tbo
one that I to Ixi corrected."
Ttie young pcraou who lood before
a picture of tlir b.-nd of a Nputil.li ludy
at I lie Guidon Art Club exhibition
read the uumber lowly, "Onu huudreil
and uluely-ouo" and Punch overboard
"One hundrrd and nlnelyone," he
reieatel. then referred to her cata
logue. "-IVIo C.pitguole,' or howevr
you proneuucK It, what' thatr
"Why, apnulel'a head, of eour.e." ex
plalurd her cumpauloii, with the a.aur
uurc or a ni.ii who hoped he knew
enough of French for that, "Mu.t be
No Hurry Alxiu le,
Tli Nuuilty trlioul dm Imil Jut fin
li'd ringing "I Want to II ti Anal,
ami with (tin Angel. Stand." Tlie teach-
rtitintrvdld not isi uiiitt nsri ll. .! ' ""'", "" "i"e ikiiuw nan
r.ii ...i Vi ","SMJ"" ?"rt,V.,, "' nut eotilrilMiIrd hi. voleo to hrlp .wrll
cu turnl deudopuieut of tlw Wwt M a. Mrrcl rrfraln. .aid: "Juhuay. Sou'
going to play In tbo Indu.trial dovbi you nm to be an angel "
inoul o( tbo Kant. Ami you may road
tbo (I(o1ii(iiih ol tint Iuter.tuto Com
uierco cummilon from tlio lint to the
lunt, unil wlml U ouo of tlio grratiHit
clmractvrl.tlca f tbo.o di-clioUN7 Tlio
w. ma'am," aimwrrrd Jalmny. 'nmt
not jut now. I'd rather be a ha.ehall
pitcher a good dnl fir.t."
Namn .onii'tlilug with two head, and
ouo body. Am. A barrel.
ling ihc StouiaclH nnit Uovivms of
Apcrfccl Hcmody forConsUnrt
Hon , Sour Slomach.UlntTliocn
ncsa nnd Loss of Sleep.
FocSimilo Si'gonlurt of
For Infanta nnd Chlldron.
The Kind You Have
tliotigli," Town mid Country,
"Wo don't hear you lng nowaday,
Ml ICilllh, ".My pliynlcliiii hit atrlctly
forbidden mo to prncllcu." "Iwa ho
vu In your iiclghborhooilV"
Mr. Ileiipi'ck And you call your
.elf n mniiV Mr, llviipeck Certainly,
my ilenr, Hint Ir or If you will per
mit mo to, I'llegcndo Ilia Iter,
Jeuklim You don't ceui to bolhor
much nbuut tbo future. I.lghtley
No, that never worried mo until It be
come the pre.ent, Hxehnnge.
.Mr. Wl.o How do you like tlio
new nuro girl? Mr. W'lai- (.rent.
Mr. Wide I thought mi. That' why
I II red her ltd morning. Ilo.toii
Iioncou .Intie In the better laud
everything will be umde known. Mr.
I'ryo Won't that bo line! I'vo nlwnya
wondered how old Kunili WIUou wiih.
"Ah," ild the little girl who wna
being lllbil with culture, " the enr-
penter brawny building the liou.u
beautiful with hi liiiud .klllful.'
"You are a full of nlra a n hand
orgnu," anld n young man to a girl
who refused to let him eo her home.
"That may be," wn the reply, "but I
don't go with n crank."
"Here, take till rlflel" cried the ex
cited ahowmaii; "the leopard haa
railed, If you Hud him .hoot htm ou
the Mt." "Which iot, lr?" gaapod
the green employe. Kxchange.
Tlio Niece Weren't you allocked,
uncle, when you heard that Harry hnd
died nnd left me h widow? Tim
Uncle Well, no. That' about nil I
ever expected ho would lenve you.
Judge You any you were nlone
when you committed tlio robbery I
Nltro Hill Ye., yer honor. I nllu doe
me little Job alone. When yo'vo got
n pal It'a ten ter one ho turn out dU
Utile Willie I any, pa, whnt In an
empty title? I'n An empty title, my
on, I your mother' way, of referring
to mo a the head of the hou.e when
then nre vlnltor preienL tlagow
"I'm urn I aH' a cat over In that
corner," anld Tommy, lttlng-un In bed.
"No, ileir; go to alcep," ald hi uiotli.
er; "It wa Ju.t Imngluntlnu." "Una
n magluntlnii got nfilny eye?" Phllu
Mother Ktliel, you .naughty child,
hat have you bieu doing to mnku
Charley cry o? Klliel I've only been
ahnrlug my eod-llver oil with him,
dear mamma. You Mild It wn so nice.
"Kor go'xlneoi' nke! Whnt'a Hint
nol.e?" The girl next door I having
her volco cultivated," "Hull! Appar
ently the proeen of cultivation hni
reached the hnrrowi'ig aeaxon."
"I have Jut been otllclatlug nt n
wixxleii wedding on tlio West Hide,"
nld the parson. "Olllclatlug?" quer
ied the piuzlcd friend. "Ye," ex
plained the good man. "I married u
couple of Pole." Chlcngo New.
Kweddlc That creature actually
told me to mlud my own bu.luu,
y'knowl Cholly The linperllnelit
wretch! I'weddl Poltlvoly linult
lug. A lflo liiMlnuate, don't y'kuuw
that I wna In lnislno. Cleveland
Meeker My congratulntloug ou
your marriage with . tlio charming
widow, old man. 1 knew you called
ou her oecnulonnlly, but 1 hnd no Idea
you Intended to marry. Meeker
Neither did I until alio nnd It nil ar
ranged. I'nclo Ocorge I have read your nr
tide oter, nnd I mimt any It ahown n
great deal of originality.
Thaiika, I'm ure! I
there were ome Idea In It. I'nelo
George Oh. I wna not apenklng of the
(Xinixnltlon. but of the .polling!
Nephew t'nele, I'm In love with
the denreat girl In nil tlio world. 8lu
haa golden hair, blue eye, the whltMt
of teeth and n llguro- I'nelo (tutor-1
nipllngi My dear Ixiy. I really chii'i
eoiidont to your marrying her unions'
Ktit haa five llgurea, nt tlio leimt. !
Klrat PnHHonger Would
"And whnt did you philanthrope?"
nuked the anltilly gnte keeper.
"Me? UrnelotiN, I thought you peo
pie kept n net of book nnd hnd every
body' record. Well, I'll tell you. I
gave nwny more thnn lll.OOO.WO yea,
lr, JtiNt gnvo It to the people by fur
nUhlng them with art gnllerlea,
llbrnrle, bo.pltal, college nnd Hint
ort of thing."
"Well, well," .aid Ht. l'eter, "Hint
wna n lot of money to give away.
How much were you wori.i when you
"Oh, I couldn't tell you exnetly, but
I'd entlmnle II conervntlvoly nt about
"Whew! And how did you get It?"
"How did I get It?" replied the aplrit
of Ilnrdy Hkluiicr, nibbing It trail
parent liniid. together In the oh! ant
l.lled wny Hint hnd been nnturnl to
hltu In the flenh, "why, I got It through
my great ability a a cHptaln of In
diutry, I got
something o captivating, no ethereal
Izlng, In the; gathering of culture
nnd refinement, that I nm nlwaya
charmed when I can mingle with urh
a Joyoui throng. Ho you not pro
nounca till a fashionable and Intel
lectual aolrcc a auperlor gathering of
beauty and gentility'"
"It'a the bo," replied the gentlo
creature In blue, aa ahe arranged the
fnatenlng of n neat little glove.
The young man from the city had
to ba a..l.lcd out of the halt.
trilling to Klafcc It.
"A fool and hi. money are toon part
ed, you know," .aid the atingy man who
had n mania for quotation..
"Well," rejoined hi. good wife, "for
the take of having the money to part
with, I wouldn't mind being con.ldere-l
a llttla fooll.h."
You Can Ott Allen' rooNEaar FRtiE.
Write Alien B. (limited, U Iloy.tr.
...I. i .1. i'"T "". " -V." -?...
vuiiii-n Hum iniiivuii', iweumi, nonwoiien, icnini leu.
Y (or a
vlolnled tlin lnw In nerfeetlv re.nect-! or tl.ht ahce. e,y. A ceruln cur fot
,, . . , , ...1 corn., Inrrowlncnult ana bunion.. Alldmr-
nble nnd Ingenloua wnya, foreeil myClJtJWj,lt. j iwn't accept aoT.ofcftltnte.
competllora out or tiu.lue.a uy reiiuc
Then tell him about Aycr's
Cherry Pectoral. Tell him
how It cured your hard cough.
Tell him why you always keep
It in the house. Tell him to
ask his doctor about It. Doc
tors use a great deal of it for
throat and lung troubles.
"1 hut lfflM foM init offfh n4 wi
tl,rlna with pn.inwU I lrla Aytr$
C'htrry l-'tlntnl n-i I milelr una fr.
ttrt r.ll.f. It 1" rerMlnlf ntMt wanrftifnl
M,.hmMMlne."-ltMA Ji WlllTKiJi.Bloni
flll, 8 O.k.
XII aiio nanu(iurri vr
i juimauau-cai wi
one of Ayar'n Pills nt bocltlmo will
hasten recovery. Gently laxative
riTP rermanenll' Cured, NoSUorBerroosaeu
(110 rurflrldr'u-ofLr Kllnr'(lrt.N.rtt
lleIOrrr. IWrid tut Vwrnrnm M.I,.llll.a.JI.H,t..
I)r.(.lt.Kllne,l44.,UI ArtJ,M-. ttilladrlpbla. rI
"How long ba the mlnlater been
prenching?" whlnpered the trnger, who
had wandered Into church and at down
near Hi door.
"About thirty Tear. I bellere ." renlled
--'- ! . .. - - ' . - - r
Aim, there' where I Hxwt tne otner occupant .f the pw.
for the glory In heaven, '"' "'" " "" continueu tne,
..j..7., . iu7 urn wru inj. uv mull
U near th end of hi. dlncour.."
Ing my product nwny below coat
where there wn oppo.ltlon nnd chnrg
Ing ten time mora thnn wna fnlr
where there wn nobody to buck
ngaln.t me. Hut you know Hint aort
of thing I perfectly legitimate In
bualneaa. Yea, you muntu't overlook
Hint fnct. My method, you nee, waa n
necenry outgrowth of commercial
expnu.lon. It wa n nnturnl develop
ment due to modern condition."
"I ee. You forced other people to
give up whntever you aw fit to tako
fiom them nnd denied them the right
to engnge In the kind of bmdncMa you
"Tlmt'a putting It rnther rough, It
aeema to me. HUH, we'll admit, for
the .nkc of the argument. Hint it wn
nk rou any. Tiling or me money i
eh? Think of n mnn giving $11,000,
"Bxcu.e me n moment," anld Bt.
Peter, "till I nnd out what that aplrit
want. Come, what I It?"
"Plenao let' me In, aald n rcpultdvc
looking ahnpe aa It appronch,ed tlio
"Who were you nnd whnt .did you
do to de.erve ndmlttnnce?"
"I waa n hold-up mnn but wait
till I tell you nlKiut IL 1 never robbed
n fellow of nil be hnd without giving
him back n dime or qunrter to get
home with or to .ecuro lodging for
"Whnt," n.kcd St. Peter, turning
tc the aplrit of Hnnly Skinner, "would
tou do If Ton were In mr place? Do
you think I ought to let him In?"
"Let him In? Certainly not! Tbo
wretch de.erve no pity. Whnt did
the return of n quarter amount to
when he hnd tnken nwny flO or-fSQ
from somebody who mny bnve hnd to
work hnrd to enni It? He ought to
ronat for 'J7.000 yenr."
"Good." replied Bt. Peter, "you nro
a wl.o Judge, nnd you bnve anved mo
the neeea.lty of considering your own
cn.o nny further."
"Whn nat!" aerenmed the aplrit of
Hnnly Sklnnor. "You don't menu
Hut there wan n tln.h nnd then n
whirring nnle na of wmethlug heavy
dropping through aimee, after which
St. Peter turned to bear the plea of
Kind lelrlllol (iraln.
The driller at work In n new deep
well at Junction City. Kau., are find
ing all aorta of odd thing., Recently
the drill penetrated a atratum of what
appeared to be petrified rye. The
grains were anrprl.Ingly Ilk that
cereal, and some one ba suggesteJ
that nn antc-glaclal elevator or store
bouse haa been discovered.
For cough, and cold, ther 1 no better
medicine than Tito's Cur for Consump
Uon. Price 23 ctnts.
Ilonejr and Vinegar.
At a Ytag" dinner the other .renin
an old bachelor sir the following toa.t:
Woman, the niurulng atar of Infancy,
the day star of manhood and tha eveulua
rtar of old age. Ulna our star and
may the always be kept a telephonic
Vothertwlll find Mr.. Wlntlow's BootMnr
Ejrup tfc tit rernedr to tne lor ttelr cMldrtn
during the teething rerlod.
The name of llrltlsh celebrities art
being given by the London county coun
cil to municipal steamboats hiving on the
Thame. Tulrtr have been so named.
bliak.pesre, Marlowe. Penrs. Fltx All-
win (flrst mayor of London), Csrlyle, and
Caxton being among those remembered.
This was the Idea of John Llurns, thi
labor member of Parliament, and It hai
met with general approval from press anj
ST. HELEN'S HALL
a nnti.it erifook or the iiiokkst
tI.AUrnrp( t.cr. , location, bulU
!nr equipment the tjii bend forest-
Trn Opunn Auntmbr 1.,, IQO-i
1905 LEWIS & CLARK EXPOSITION
Hr Flnt I'ltq HnUl ml Hoom Ae, on
riMall in PORTLAND daring the
tXPOStriON applr -c and r.ii'l
juor ree rrstloo lee of ;.0, to applr
on rent ol our rtorn. KM,m. In ail
tarts of the rllr vtof0 r-jrittr.
Rrstnve your rooms without or
IAV AMJ CtT YOLK CHOICE. Writ lor
lull Inlormtllnn to lrt nrnl I,
EXPOSITION ACCOMMODATION BUREAU
TU Oilr Otndtl Bans ( lb LnKl k CUik Tib
OoodnovtU Bwildlnc, PsrtUmf, Ortzon
Swollen YcJiw, Sprains,
Strains and Weak Joints
It1lTKl and Cured wllti
onr Hilk Klatle tuocklocs,
frrfrtt Jit UBUMteed.
Wrtitleta .7 ioo
AnklMi. i.n u.
Knrattpa. l. XJO
JlBt 100 X.7S
Oarur Hoee. . 1M 1M
AbareKBMJIue,.. UO S.U)
We 1m) msnurvlBr 'l forms
of Kelts sbdtlapponeri.
WOOOAHD. OARXC CO
Portland, Orcf on.
EXACT COPY OF WRAfifira.
VM etNTsu souesN. nsw von. crrv.
good enough to lend mu your apectn
clea n moment? Socoud l'uRsenger
Certainly, lr, with pleiiHiiro. I-'lnt
INiBsonger Oh, HinnkH. Now ns you
can no longer rend your nowapnper,
will you plenau havu tlio kindness to
Push It over to mo?"
Hoy 'a Kssny on ilrenth: "Itrenth I.
inn do of utr. Wo brenlho nlwaya with
our lung, except nt night, when our
brenth keep life going through our
uoaoa while we nre nslvep. Hoys that
atny In n room nil dny shouldn't
brenthe. They uhould wait till they
get out doors."
Two old men were nlwnya contra
dieting nud deriding ouo nnotliur.
They were frleuda nnd liked to bo to
gethcr, but nil their talk wero mndo
up of auccra nnd scoffs. One windy
dny hint week they fell Into nu nrgu
niout on 4ho que'Htlou of high winds,
They disputed bitterly na to which of
them could remember tlio moat windy
nny. Tlio younger of the two snld:
"Well, Josh, I in I ml tlio uiurnln' o'
Aprllo four In olghty-thrco when twus
o nll-flred windy Hint It took tlio
crows two houra to tly from tlio ten
ucro lot to their roost In the bncl
en nnii. u lly o' luas'n n mile." "Shucks,
Wllllnm," Biild tlio older fnrmer, "I
mlud dnyn an windy Hint tlio crows
I bad to walk borne,"
A I.tttln llousn ilir Olil Ago.
The Dnulsh fnniihjiiioe I commonly
built In two portloii, otie Inrge un 1
one smnll, tn form epnrnte dwelling,
This Is done to eunble the owner t
enrry out tlio duly custom Impose
lllirt.i lilm W'li.i.i ,1m fd.miiw i.miiku .k.
1 1 .v , "73! oUl or ,,,nrni ,W ro,ow ,no i,ow r
niiiiereii mjoif ,.rfonn n ,hlirt, f . ,vork ,,e ,,
over the fnrm tn one of hi Minn, under
nn nrrnugement which provide for the
mnlutennuco of himself nnd hi wife
during their renmlulng yenr, nud the
old couple tnke up their quarter In th '
smaller dweillug. Tlio ciirlou fniture
of HiIh nrraugenieut I that If the k-hi
sell the fnrui. the purchaser mux! tik
over thn duty of MipHrtuig the old
PMplo. who remain ou. This cnsioin
haa nrlsen out of tlio Isolated i-hanu--ter
of the farm In Jutland: It has
sometime led to the i-oiiuhIshIoh of
horrible crimes, the old people having
been polsoneit by n new owner to snve
tlio cost of their mnlntonnuce.
THINK OF IT!
TIms Pretty Matron Mad Headache and
BaiLadie, and Her Condition
On aeraunt of the Impretrlnn that
has l n prrrslent In differ. di eltle.
rcfsnllng the exorbitant rale thai are
tn i charaed tij tlm h le In PORT
LANO durlnf lie ttWIS AND CI ARK
LXPOSIIION, In Juitlce to tbt IIOItL
t'ORILANO and In man patrons. 1
ceem It ad? luble to publUh tha rales
that will undetiailnc. t prerall at tha
HOTCl PORTtANO duilngtbaiald CX
POSIUON. llcMiro. will t rharsed for at the rata
ol MO , tja md i.uu lor one perron,
th hlab it.pr!rel room In the hotel
belly f1,40! w'lch tDcludc. a, TsTE
I'rlees In Cafe are the tame a. tn anr
! pieteniloos tstsbli.biiant and
set vices second to none In the country.
H. C BOWERS,
ataalBBBBBr "" BBBBBBH
Willi1'' Hi' vmSmm
Dr. G. Gee Wo
Tkl wandtrful Chi
art doctor It caiud
(real Ixcauie he curr
people without epra
tionlhat are tiea up
to die. lie euret irh
tboM woa-terrut t h
nee htrtx, rom. buI
barka and vrse a.ilra
that ar entirely nn
knuwn to metllcal acl
euce in Una country Throuti the u, or thoae
harmleaa rerntdm thla lantuua doctor kaewa
the action of over SOj il, ITrr. ni rrine.ile which
bo aucCTMfulljr uaeaiu 0 a. re. t uiaraaea. 1IV
rliruiuuieiu, ntrvouauraa, aUiniaZn, llrer. kl
nejra. etct bu bundrnla or trailmeolala.
Iharira moderate fall a.l an hliu. 1-alltoli
outoClhadly wrl( lor bianka and drmtars.
HendtUniB. CO.Nbl LTA I IO.N KIIKK.
Tha C. Ges Wo Chinese Hedlelna Go.
JSli-25J AIDER ST.. rORTIXTO, ORICOt
" Vaollun paper
A Hard l.lfrs
It mut be very hnrd I inlets!
To be a flnnncler;
The tnlenta you nro sure to need
Aro mnnlfold and quwr.
You've got to have a winning way,
And prove with gentle art
That when their cash to you nun pay
It'a kindness on your part.
You've got to know jut when to go
Across the briny deep,
And when It'a time you hnvo to show
Strange socreta you imiHt keep.
And though 'tis hnrd, you miut allow,
New wealth to gain each day,
TIs hnrder, many people 'Vow,
To give the stuff away.
"I do not recall your ever malting a
speech In Congress that attracted nny
attention," said the blunt portion.
"No," aald genntor Sorghum. "I
nover try to attract nttentlon. I am
satisfied f I enn distract nttentlon."
MRS. M. OniCKNCR
99 Eleventh Street.
"A short time ago I found my condition
very serious. had headaches, pains In
the back, and frequent ttUiy spelts which
grew worse every month. I tried two rem
edies before Peruna, and was discouraged
hitch io wc iitsi uosc, out my courage
toon returned. In less than two months
my hcitth was restored." Mrs. M. Brick
ncr. The reason of so many failures to
cure cases similar to the abovo la the
fact that discuses
Soma woniQit seem to think It a
duty to talk 8cnntlnl bwntiso It
plensea their friends.
peculiar to the fe
male sex aro not
iiisiii na ooing cnuseti oy catarrh.
Catarrh ol ouo organ la exactly tlio
same aa cnturrli ol any other onmn.
What will cure catarrh of tbo head will
also cure catarrh ol the pelvic organs.
Peruua curea theso casea aimnlv luu
cause It cures the catarrh.
If you havo catarrh write at onco to
Dr. Hnrtmun, giving n full statement
of your case, nnd ha will bo pleased to
givo you his valuable advice gratis.
Address Dr. llartman, President of
The llartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0.
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