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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (April 21, 1905)
I F mmMmiimn'i'iwiiniiwiuMtuwiiii bbuhmbiibbtti Ayers Wlicn the nerves nrc weak cverytlilni: gooi vron. You nrc tired nil the time, easily discounted, nervous, and trrltnblc. Your checks- nrc Sarsaoarilla , . i i i i i , l ntili nml Vdlir hlnnil lu lliln ! Your ilocior k:ivh y iiiiiv . .. .iwv ... limit I oti nrc j ihrentcitcil with n nervous J brcnkilown. He orders ilils ! urn nil old family medicine. " f ., to f Hutu M mu I ln. tn.. Aror'i B.AI... I U IHf f IIH II I rllHitf0 lull"l .Hi ... ,.l t f 1 IH .It. Ilia lot III) (iuibi.Hi ' -n f, lliiur. w. liiii I'iiiiii IIMl I.. .III. j n ) AVIIHIft All rt for IIWMJt l. Weak Nerves nwmuwmimmiuiiiiiiiii iiphiiwiii) K up Umi iiownlu ruuulnr wltH Ayrrn Pllln, Just ono pill onch nlni'1. Cnplil ItnlVnlrd. A half rrpniinnt Imrlivlur, Mltli ijiill plltt of riM'kii, UfiipiiiMl in, nml ilar. ImRlita Hi mj, mill Imuiilit n Ntlr uf cka. Arrlrmt nt lunni roiimiitlc jul Ii vroiiil'rliiKlr ilrmv mil X uut ilri'p IiIiMhi III III" lnt from turn fair liaiiil. ii u duulitl "I'm tnpiitjr jrrnri of nsr." It rttl, "tnl mllnl iiiimlr Itrllr. With juii IM III" to currMpuiul If you will nvor tn. My ohjrct iimtrhiiiiuy It, and our, I liopii, Iht laiiif. If you'll ndilrr uir, I'll riMHiml." And tlmu ali wrut lir uauia. On fir wllli hop, tlm barknler tliat Ttry rveniii: Arotr, And follMl lila riiUtilv ttlth a klia luald I Im not a. HI Cupid had him hi till ihmIi no yrry t'ltirrr rali'li. Vor, aflnr all,' iiiiMp fMIUk la a half rrprnlaHt iNiuk. ilut oh linir ahrrpUh did ha ftl, wlirn friim (ha fair uukiiowti Xhla antMrr nitic. In unrk hla flam: "An old maid I har grown Alaa 'lwn furl yrara a so 1 plannixl thai fund aurprlav, Uefoatnl lij a hnartlnw wraith who wouldn't adrvrtlaal" Hrmok Tor Km l.nvryor. A well-known Inwyrr of ttila city, wlioao olllco I located cloae to the city hall, rccctvnl a iriMiicndoua ahock U.e other day. He wna counael for a man chanfitt with lant.nr. anil, aa tliel0,r humble boy. you gave mo a evldenro vt couclualve, he odvlacd hla client to plead guilty. "You know that you have a bad rec ord and you have practically coiifonMd your guilt," aald the lawyer In u aoolh Ing manner, "and you will ho aentcue od to about three year a lu Jail." Thla In at aeutence comtdetely dura founded the prlmiiiw, but after he bad looked about hU cWI for oevernl lulu ute he turned lo hh attorney nud In n very aerloua manner aald: "Will you kindly go out and get me u good law yer?" Aa aoon aa the lawyer recovered froni Uie ahock hn told the prisoner hr would argue the ease for him. l'hlla drlpbla l'reas. A llcnutlnil Volume. The'tnofit beautiful roluiue In the Coiigreaalounl Library at Washington is a lllhle which wna trnnacribed on parchment by a monk lu the 10th cen tury The general lettering Is In tho Dcnnnii text each letter I perfect, nnd there Im not n scratch or blot from lid to lid. Ibtch chapter begin with n large Illuminated letter, lu which In drawn tho llgure of n aalnt. some Inci dent uf whom the chapter tells. Klral I. Ile Inmirnniin Pollciy. Tho tlrat life Iushi-hik-u policy of which the detnlla urn on record reunit ed lu a lawkiilt Wllllniu Dybbons In- iiinnl lilmaelf on Jiinn l.', K1, for f.'Wn ngaluat dying In twelve luontha. He did die on May 1H of the next your, ami tho dlagiistod underwriters (the company of those dnys) contested pay ment on the pica Hint ho had lived twulvn months of twenty-eight days such. World's Work. Ore ami Kuol. IVunaylvnnln, which inn ken more than half tho Iron used lu the United Htnten, produces lotm than 1! per cent of tho Iron urn mined. Ohio, which roinrs next to rcnimylviiuln na nn Iron innker. mluea less than 1 per cent of tho total. In both iiihcs the ore Is brought to tho fuel, and this Is tho policy In thla country. Only lu Ala bama n ro tho oro nud fuel found to gether. Hcleutlllc American. J ok Waa on Her. llembsr of cougregullon Do you know your sermon on covetoousucas Inst Hundny grlovoualy offended and disgusted Ilrother l'ueer? The Iter. K. MofTittt Lnlghtly AhnI I shall have to tell my wife that. It's a good one on her. Hhe contended nil tho wny homo from church tlmt morn ing that there wasn't a mini In the nil dleuco who had paid tho slightest at tautlon to tho noriunu. TuUcu nt III Wo ni. Mr. Nowly Wo don't uppreclntn thlngn we gut for nothing. Kvurybody likes tho titlngu best that cost Uio uiowt. Mrs. Nowly Then you must love mo great deal, bccaUHu I've heard you any that you paid very dearly for mo, Detroit Kreo I'ross, l! ZZ ... . rMJHMr--at4H;litlrl LaUftilOougUbjrup, Vailollooi Ufa ITU lo lima. Sola br druritila. fcK3 1 A Ho Would you miller bo pretty or witty? Hint 8!r! Nnw Vorl Hun. I Tlm conl tiiiiu nlmuld Im liroiiKlit to ami the urror of lit wvIxIim. I 'lillnilul plitii Uncord, 1 "Doe Mr. Ilenlieu lliiyhrlck keep boarders?" "Ilii dike 'em. hut Im (,0"'t "'"P ''ni." Chicago Chronicle. i Kiln lln roiiien of khoiI fniiilly, doean't hit? Htelhi Vim, Iiu'h the only tJilntf I know iiu-iiliiat It. Town Toplca. Johnny I'll, la It wroiitf lo ah'nt from n tniat? Johnuy'a I'm Don't let tlio iiiieatloii boihur you, my mm. It'i luipoMwIhli'. Clevnliuid I.i-iIkit. (loiirtuniiil tnfter n tnhln il'hota) Anything eUe, wnlter? U'nlter-Onn morn peneh, air. mid you'll 'nvo eat Uie iiieiiii.loiiiloii llyaliimler. "Dey nln't no alc-h thing e. glttlu' mnrrlwl In heflven." "('oume dey it 1 i't, Don't ile llllde tell you It'a n plme vr peHi-ii en real?" Allnutn Omatltiilloii. Mm. llMtlernon I illdn't ace jiiu nt the leelure on 'The Hlmplo Ife." Mra. Ciitteraou -Why. no; I Imil no lib-n It wna going to be audi n awell ntTnlr. Hnxiklyn l.lfe. Wife It la an kind of you to put mi my hoota for me. Kneeling lluilmiid (tugging nwny) It'a n n pli-iuure, tuy dear. Ml I It. I'm ghtd jou're not a centipede. I'lck-.Mo Up. Mla litter Could you uae anything In your "Jfouaehold Department" th a wiHk? Oiuntry IWItor Vei. weciuht handle collide of dnren of freah egg nlcely-Ncw York Tlmi. "Wlial coiicilialnn Hoe tlmt chid palgn orator n-neli lu hla nrguuietii?" "Me never nrrlvea nt n roiiplualon. He merely at-p now and then to Uku brenlh." Waaliliigtiiii Hlnr. Willie--'I earlier told ui today (tint ttiere'a n certain kind o' tree tlmt growa out o rt.t'ka. I eau'l remeinhor what It wna. Hla I'a It'a n family tree, I gueit4. I'hllndelphln I,edger. The Irlali July declared to the leng. titrate that the defendant hnil stolen her hen. "How do you know It la your hen?" naked the Judge. "Know It!" cried the Irnlo lady. "I time known Uint hen evor alnce It wn an egg." "You probably don't remember mM began the ailf-mnde man proudly, uul rmy ,rnr" w"r" ' ,vn"' meaage to enrry 'Yes. jea," Where'a the cried the btuty man. nawcr?" "You are the flrat one to whom I have ahnwu thla ihioiii," the young poet went on; "I wna wooing the iiiuan laat night " "I'oor faJ.owr rejdltl the editor, hnndtng twek the uinim script. "It'a ton bad ahe rejected you -Chlcngo Journal. Hicks Haw do yon Imppen to be Wring Hahlug on 1'rlday? I thought you believed Krldny whs nil unlucky dny. Wlcka-Well. I always have. Ilut It occurred to me this morning that perhaps It would be unlucky for . the flab. Homervllto Journal. "I'm nfrnld you're not wise." said Uia fair girl. "Why?" demanded tho persistent suitor. "Ileenuae n wonl to tho wise la suitU-lent,' and I have an Id Nor to you." "Yea, but I'm wlaa enough to know that n wnmnn'a 'No may eventually mean 'ye. " I'lillv uVlphU I'reaa. At the end of thirty years Illrarn hnd nccumulatiil n fortune. Hla wife nnd daughter were delighted. 'Tor," anld they, wlUi becoming motleey, "wo .. ..,n ...,., .,.' """ '"" ..i.. l.... .......... " , ' " . : . n splurge, but poor .Inar .m Is broken down to nppimr among tho fill, too a .& I t lav. neit lMmio. i..i. "It'a so long slnct yon Inat ralle.1 upon mo I whs liegliinlng to think ou were forgotUng me," aald Mlsa Peidili, na she enme down to the joiing mnn lu the pnrlor. "I'm for getting you," tcplled the nnlent youth, "nud It's for getting you thnt I'vo railed tonlieht Cnn I hnve you?" Kenneliec Journal. . Ik MnnmrrML4r. KViffg tontlSsvs Tho pnasenger who hnd been holding The traveling 'dogs' while crossing the blmaelf up by a atrnp snt down lu n Ued river Interfered to a groat ox rent thnt hnd Just been vnratcd. ' tent with the cattle thnt cnino to that "Thero la plenty of room, ma'am," hu atroiun to uuoncli their thirst frSonib said to tho pudgy, little matron Milling cowhoya thnt wero on tho banks of next 'Don't move." "Wo don't havo iw river during tho time when tho to," she anld, Willi n cheerful amlloj "wo own tho house we live In." Chi cago Tribune. "I tell ye what," assorted Old Mnn Hplggetn. "thnt there painter feller Is a lino nriiai." "wnm impress jou nbout his work?" "Well, ther' was n plctur ho cnltesl The itnlnstorm,' nn' I awnn, it was mat narrni iiini i hadn't looked nt It threo minutes be. foro my com' begin hurtln me. - Cleveland i.entior. I "Prosperity?" snld Dr. fillghcem, the eminent surgeon. "I hero is nitngotnur too in tien proHiHjniyi u is anting uiiai mo -nogs' lumen wnen tnoy had tion of the blood. Thecir tiess." "In wlmt wny?" asked tho reached tho stnkvtl plains of Texas. , culntiou becomes londeil other. "Why, sir, almost anybody can nfford to havo nppendlcltJ iiown ' dnys. nnd, In eoiiHpquunco, nil of my best pntleutH regard It a, too common, and refuse to havo It" Chicago Trlli- uno, i A- Kentleinnn who was lu tho Imblt of dining dally nt a certain roalaurant aald to tho waiter (an lrUlinmnlt In- .toad of tinning you every dny, IMt. I will give ou your tip In a lump iuin the end of the month." "Would an... )OU mould payini; uiu in iiiivhiil-u, iorr?" "Weill thnt Is raUior a strnnga request However, If you aro lu want of some money now, hero's half a crown for you. but did you mUtru& me?" "Oh, no, sorr, but I am leavlna hero to-morrow." LIVING IN CNOLAND. II la Knillx Nil Clioiiior tlliui In Till Monajr I.oat on h I'nrni Waa Located l Ciiiinlry. JttaliU ii I'olnto. I Tho ncoui-noy of mi olllcl.il ntntninert I A Hcarboraiixli gcntlomim wos nr innilu by Unlliil HliilcH (Joimiil lln'- Pf'""1 "conHy to (Hid thlrty-olght plH atoud nt lllrintiighum. Hint living wm ' ' brwiut egg, nml most other no HiwiM.r In Hngliiiid limn In tb ,,u0,', w""111 ,,HV" bHe" ""i-prlsed, loo, iii.ii...i Mini... ii.ivhi.. I.....M fiiiiioMiiiiMl under tne circumstance. There ought )y ,.rt,iin inithnrltlo In tliU country. , tnn 0 HiippViiiciiliiry reject on tlio wibjoct to the ntnlti dcMirl- mi'iit. I'nuii this II appears Hint IIih orlglnnl Mtittfriiiftit whh Imaed mi tho mpwrhinei. of cm-lull. American IiiIm welders working In the HlriultiglMO.i district The aiiitnimuit (miiaml inu.-h hurprlii'i. nit It wiih coulrnry to tin unuonil uuilerMlHiiilliiK. Due iiewa.--r urK'eil tliit If llvluc In (Irwit llrit nln whh not HiprtHlHMy cheaper tlmn In tlio Unllcl HtntoM there whh no nil run for protectlm; tlio highly jmhl Aiueili-Hii workman. iVmatil IInI hiiiid Hmyn tlmt tlmt In not n innttf- for lilm In ileehle. He uitdit that Umt jmM)r'H iroKHiltliiii to lower tliu acnlo of living of (he Amerlenii workliiBiimii Imil lUer h mlilnxNtil to Uio Amur!- c-ii workluumnii illreeL "I only alle n very pluln fart." My Mr. Ilulatenil, "tlmt If the ICngllNli worklneitwii lltil iin well ih bin Aniw- Iran brother worklngmmi hla llvlni expeitaod wimiM be an great or great er tlm n the living expon! of tins Amerlraii. Hurrty there In nothing ol Jeetlounble lu etntlug n fuel ho philii nud ho enally vertfleil. Kverylody kiuWN that tlm Auierleiiii workmnn It, by comprirlHiii, highly pnld. I cum only h U to the fni-t Hint tlio Hugllali workman eniiuot nml iIih-n not live tin well nit the Amerk-nii. It U within my. knowledge thnt tlio miijirity of pooplo In Dm United Htten Mleve thnt living la miii-h cheaper nhroml H.r,,rn, Uiat i" ,,,1. W(, Hipplement tlio Htiitemciit of Ihwo Amerlraii work- limn ni iiome, nun it eui to me men who. It luuat be uudenitrxMl, hnve IIyiiI born n iiiiiiiIht of yram, and knew the cimiiIIIIiiii of the I'iiIIimI Klutea before they eniiie here, nud nn therefore Ix-ttiH- iiiillrleil to ex pre " optnloti titan tiHiiiatn. whether the) be Auiertrann In UngUuid or Kugllah men lu America, cvimi If they nre pi ! commlwdoneni InroetlgHtlng llv , lug condltlona. I " "i0 'AnieTlefHr facUirlea nlao. and lu the fnctorlea whero ordern fot Ainnrlciin world contrnctoni hnvc Ikvii execuUO, when our mnuufncturcni hnc? mia work than Uiey uould attond to. there are often n number of Atlierlcniii. einploretl. 'ilioao In Uie licttor jmld poilllotui find their altuntlnn, on Ui( whole, curnfortnble nml ngriiiltle; yit jirnctlcnlly all Uiea4 nml nrarly nil other working Americana living lure whom I luive mot, hnve claimed tlmt ",cr '"'' ""l "'"' t,, c""t ot ""Ki " uiey nan cxpcieti n, low. "Mnny of the working Americana In Hugliind. Including thiMo Amertcnnls- lug fnctorliw and Uiou helling "r ..muuM.i-.uM-. ..-uv.ai.-v-.-iH.il ui.ir lor- i4gn KM.Itlona nt Uie miiid (In wnne raaes lonor) Milnrlof. Umn they hnl iiiaiiii'iiaiiiiaiia t..aLt. i..i.i.l.. 1 II...I. a iteiHi revinviHK ni iiuuie, immuiimn anu I tMillevliig thnt they were obtaining nn mTwiw loiu.) they wouhl lx able to V0 nmro chewply tlwn nt Imiiiio. In Ul0 iow,,r W1l.t, KTHiiHl tho stay of the ,ntHrt,il Aiuorlran workmnn la seldom ono of great dumtlon. In ono factory wwrv Utero wero nrarly fifty men n tew JMrn ngo t'K,ro j, 0iy 0ei a forp. mnn, rvmnlnlng. A few nro still In Grcnt Ilrltnln, Mont of them returned to tho United State. They wero, some of them told me, dlanppolnted In find- lng Uio coet of living higher than-they aiitlcliwited." DAMMED 0Y PRAIRIE OOQS. Klvcr Clinked Up In Texna by Mlurn ttim of tlio tittle Aiiliniila. "The prnlrlo dog nilgrntlon from lOklnhillnn fo uiltlltiu-iiMtnrn TnTnu ilup. - -v-.... ..... iB j,,y( i87., wllpawl niiythlng of ing July, lhil, eclipsed niiythlng of mt Boft wltU9mm by wht0 , couutr.,.. W(l, Mnlt ,)lIir n,t W)ek ..M10IU of U)0 tTiHky t0 hurkera must haio been In ijuest of mv pnstures or perhaps smollcd thnt tho nppronchlug legions of homeaeek era would surely extermlunto the dogs and plow up the dog towns. 'Tho prnlrlo dog migration from tho north to tho soiiUiwest lasted nix days, during the month of July, 1874. prnlrlo dogs awnui across say Unit Uio slronm was chockfu) of tho little ras cals for many miles up mid down tho river. Tho thirsty cattle wero elthor un- nblu or unwilling to atlck tholr mouths t0 tho water Utrough tho moving ,I1HII 0f UvIiik prnlrlo doga. Tho cow- ,0y wuro Kottlng ready to drivo tho fallih,llB B,ock to distant atromn, ' ,,ut iUo UliX rlvor uccnluo cwr of 10 rcpblllng Bwlmmera ufter blocking tho uHeful drinking plnco for nbout a week. It was Kunerully aupposixl that "Thoro havo boon some eccentric cy- clones lu this country. Ono on the south Cutmdlun lu tho your 1802 de- homed nbout blxty atoera, but ro- fralned from otherwise hurling the uuiiuiiiH. uno cyciono ootweou huh- water and Council Crook, about eight ycura ago, played many fiuitaatle trlckB. It pulled all tho feathers out of A. hi Curry's 118 chickens, ami after taking tho naked poultry through Uio air for about ten miles dropped ............ . . ... . : '.'... i iiiom in mo iuiiu. n. coiorvu mnu, wuo happoued to como from ruwneo City shortly after, picked up over tlfty ot the nuked chickens. Ha concluded that Uio nicked hcua nnd roosters hnd boon sent from heaven for hla special bimsflt" Kansas City Journal. SOME CUnlOU3.lND8. lo u" fllKiluii of miraculous mt omowhero. It wna only two J'chm "" '" ""' '" " lp" '" w"" H l",'"'y ' J'"'r" " t,0,ll,l1 t lo the fnet hut the 'l"wtloti, -How .lid the penny get In- tMe '' " '" "ver been quite ""'niy muiihi. A rotupNnaou puzxle la affordeil by a market gardener, well known at HpltaUleltla market, who oucu loot mid found a half crown under ulmoat In credible i-lrt'Uinatnucea. He wna In apHctlng hla crupa when be dropi-d tho half orown on Die ground, and though he aearcheil long and diligent ly, he aearehed In vain. A year pnM d a pi) the Incident nun being forgotten, when, mi he wna selecting soino kj!ii- toea for the market, Mr. Hmlth came j acroaa one of n very cnrlona hnpe. i Cutting It open to dlacover the rauae of It eccentricity, Uie gardener found Inalde It tho half-arowu piece be had loat twelve niuntln liefore. The h tato waa eu by huwlreila of people, Mild tho truth of the atory la well vouched for. Itemarkahle aa they are, there la nothing uulijue In theao cine. One of the romnncci of money-making la the atory of u mnn who found a new paper Inalde a ahnrk when flahlng In Auatrulla In lbTO, and who learned the news of the Franco-German wur In thla way early enough to mnke a for tune out of It. Tho itory may be tme or not; everybody In Auatrulla knowa It Another after the name kind la that of the .Mllford Ilnveu trawler which, while flanlng off CarllitHford Lough a year or two ago, caught up In the net a packet of papera, tied together with red tape nud carefully sealed. The aklpper of the boat handed the docu ment! to a lawyer, and It waa found they were a mlaalng link which aloud j between a woman and her fortune. I They proved the rlgtit of a Mini , Mncdonnld to certnln eatatea In Ire land, which she had claimed ten years before, hut which ahe had failed to win because the will could not be produced. It was this will which was brought up from the sea. Pearson's Weekly. reading, tho mind receives poor Im Orogon Blood Purlflan Is presslons or none at all. St Nicholas, righily named, becauee it purifies tho blood and toucfl up the body. Mutole In Tenalnn. The Iteruo Sclentlflque has been asking what tnusclca tire soonest with the conclusion that It Is not the mus cles lu ue. but those under tension, al though doing no work. The writer , ui-rrn ua In tut tho anna ami Ian Inu am tllr lHlck nij lcck nlore for on llu.ln rolllM a, RrcHtMt ,!. Uo lan l(W, akne mpn of n occutio,,, up fu,.,,- nuetloni- When you have worked much, where do you feel tired? Hefore you were trnlned did fatigue show Ittelf lu tho same regions? All the answers Mlut to the same conclusions. Tho baker who kneads dough nil night complains of fnUgue lu his legs. The blacksmith In tired, not In his arms and shoulders, but In his back and loins. The young soldier, after a ranrvh. Is especially tired In tho bnck of tho neck, even If ho has carried no knap, snek. The oammnn who Is In perfect train. Ing nfter prolonged exorcise guts Ured lu bis calves nnd Instep. TIiohu facta polut to the conclusion thnt in any continued effort we eliould try to niter tho habit of contraction. That la to any, the body, like the tulud, need a change of work. City Country Kolks. Mrs. Upmorc Ilow Is your experi ment of living lu the country succeed ing? Mm. Ilycms It Isn't so bad as you might expect It costs us more, of course, to have our butter nnd fresh vegetables brought out to us from tho city, but wo don't havo to entertain nearly as much company as we did lu tho city. Scottish American. Those afflicted with Eczema know more than cnn be told of the suffering- eTjy lSA FLESH tire. " It usually begins with a slight redness of the skin, which gradually spreads, followed by blisters and pustules discharging a thin, sticky fluid that dries and scales off, leaving nn inflamed Rurfnce, nnd nt times the itch- I a w n.B I... a m j.v a1ibV a a s . - l.t siti. I aAa a e ffiS,& "?o "be attacked tho uuocurauJC' wo,,e l OI uie " IiatulSi fccti tocfc nrm9i facc Ecietna OT(l(je !t, app.aranee on my Mt ,lmb ,, nml W9 n.tb. n.irt.q most sbze of tnv thumb In i8ot. nnd snread until It was often aflUcted. Thccnusoof large as Eczema is, n too acid condi- with fiery, ncid poisons that are forced through the glands nud pores of the skiu which set the disease is in the bjood it is n waste applications; tha cause must be removed fflfr Tje J3Sbt r . "'" wa " '"'""' ,,J iHfmciuu vC fl $?' 'V00'1 . forces ott the jioison through the uatunvl ? a2 aSyN cununeis. anu imiuisupuiecntire system. inesKiu Q0? KStt& tfeg becoV,c35,uoot!nmlsrt nKal'!' .n,ld. the Kwemn 13 ZrT ..JtT:, TT.cl?red. Cnsea . I11."' h.ave PWeutly refused to bo S Si C n ,? " qH n,.." y,,CW " pun yiug, cootng cltect ou blood Book ou Skin Diseases and any advice wished, without charge, TUP xvjiMmsomsetfy rtn. MfAtrrnns. THE SWIFT PUTMAM Sa..laId .'i?.t'nLgrfirt fJt bUuc ami ml colors. MONHO 'PE-RU-NA MEASURES UP TO THE ill gpSliifp i i YH scajRJHSELx tim Mima&A'. m wrs3 mvjJisBvm. i n vm'mmsfamy1. wzsm ( I V'i8rrJlsraWa UNCLE SAM-A High Standard is Required of Any Ca tarrh Remedy That Has Been Endorsed by so Many Trust worthy and Prominent People." Time anil Ilooka. The economy of Having Ume Is wise, but there It an economy of attending time. In reading, enjHH-Ially, hurry Is moat wasteful. Heading Is the mak ing of thought, of Ideas, of pictures In flie brain. All young photographers know how little Is to be made out of an "under-cxpoaed plate," but do Uiey understand that there may bo such n thing as an under-exposed brain? It takes Ume to make impressions on the mind. If you read too fast, either aloud or to yourself, or skltn orr your Motbtrtwll! Ban Mr. WlmloWa FootHtaf Brrup tba tt remedy tot for tbalr cWldrtn durlDC the Utlblng period. New I'roMem. "Ornclous mel" exclaimed Uie lady. "These servant girl problems are very vexing." "What now?" asked her husband. "Why, that Russian girl I hired re fuses to wash my kimonos because they are Jaiwneso." Tito's Cure U a ro1 couch medicine. It Ilia eurnl ciicha nud cokli for forty ycara. AiuriiRKiia. enui. An Unkind Cut. "Isn't It queer," remarked Newpop, J "that tho baby immediately becomes quiet th minute I began to slog to him?" "Oh, there's nothing so very qneer about It," rejoined Mr. Ncwpop. "The poor little dear Is evidently puuled by the atrange nolac." BrTorOHio. riTver Touno, I tetJia ocxrv, ) Fbank 1 I'licsar inakea oath that he la senior partner ot the nrniel F. J. ciiet A Ce . JoIiik liu.lnlii th Cltj-o(Tnlclo, Ooun tr and State afu-rtaul, and that M arm will ry IhenumolOSK ItUNUItKI) DOUJVItS lor eoh and rrrrycaM ot Catabrii thatcannot to cured by the uie ot II xlt'a Catabsji U)sk. riiA.iK j. t.nf..ri. i Sworn In hefore Me a- d auUwrlUnl In ray prwooce, tbli Wx day ol Deeialr. X. I) , 1SW, fcl A, It. Ulrfi.l!-U., Notary lTiUle. .U'aCAtArrhCtuotiUfctMi .nttrnaUr, nj ' cu dlririy on Mm lilootl untl iim Mir(co4 l wi mv siiivni. ronu r wtiniviiiia irvv. V.l. I'llENKY A CO., Tvledo, o. Potd hy DroirtUK. 7Se. Hall's 'aialfy 1111s ar the beat Not Quite- Hatlartictory. . Illcks I understand that you have bad a telephone put iu your house. Mrs. Wleks must find It a great convenience. Wicks Yes; but she doesn't like It bait as well as she thought she would. You see, when sho Is using It aho bss to listen halt Uio time. Souiervills Joupr naL imposed by this 'flesh my hand, burning, itching and pninine tne, and for which I could get no relief, until see ing the other cures advertised by you I wrote nml secured tho ndvise of your physlciaus, commenced S. S. S. ami it cured tne. Mayettn, Kan. J, II. Sr2NCB. the flenh aflame. Since the cause of of time to try to cure it with local before a cure can be effected. S. S S. SPLCIFIG CO, ATLANTA CAs FADELESS DYES r and fatter colors than any olhcr dye. One 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton equally well and U c5.X,,.ri., Alk. ,S5L,c0.w,.."l..stl,', ? Pttlu nt 1c PBthss. Wrlto for free booUtt how to dye. MONKOC DKUQ CO., Unlonvlllc. Missouri. STANDARD .Matrimonial Illl "You mast think I'm a foolf er claimed the an err Smabaad. "I never woohl have said so," calmly rejoined Ike other half of the combine, "but alnce you hare mentioned It I'm I ihu gmaa io perjure rajwti )j uauyiaf It" CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. Tti9 Kind You to Always Bought Beam tho tLyffi&&i Bi(uttoro Forget It Not. "Take heed unto this solemn truth," Thus spake the beggar, needy; MA bloom in' chump was I In youth. And now I'm elJ and seedy." 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