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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 30, 1904)
? I No Appetite Means loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and is often a pro cursor of prostrating sick ness. This is why it is serious. Tho best thing you can do is to take the great nltcrativo and tonic Hood's Sarsaparilla Which has cured thousands. IHpllllIng llnlra. A souwwhiit elderly gontlriunn, with a nii'rry twliikln In his eye. went Into hairdresser's the other day to Iiiivb bis Int Ir t'tit. "Kxetisti inc, sir." mild ttin linlrilrrns rr, m ho begun npcniHons, "but your Itnlr In very i'ihiixi." "Of course," ejaculated tlin srtltlr limn. The hairdresser looked rather iiik rled, tinil uld: "1 iiii'iin It won't Ho Ntnilxlit. Mir." ".No; you see It rnn't IN KtrnlKtit. or even tell tint truth. bevuuso It cun't tnlk," Slllllfd Hut gOlltlelllHII. Tho ImlnlriHHHtr, whit begHii to sus pect tlmt hit wns being plnyetl Willi, felt iiihiI, mill mild, abruptly: "Hoar's tiri'mutf "(III. yes!" exclaimed tin- gciitleiimnt "It hours grouse, or oil, or fat of miy doserlptlnn: In fni'l, I should y It would ItfHr anything, or It wouldn't liu Mt borne your remarks nbuut It." Doing, Grant Work. Flnrlrnut, Mo.. !);. III. (Hpeolnl) Tlmt DimmI'h Kid liny Pills ntn doing great work In curing tlio morn Irrrl lili form of Kldupy Dlhtsee, sueh as llrlglit's Disease, Dropsy and l)lnheto, everylmdy knows. Hut It most also Ut noted tlmt tlnty tin doing n Mill greater viiirk In wiping out ihnoiiranila ol csr.es il tint miller stages ol Kidney Disease. Takn for Instance Mr. IV lor IlAitenu, ol tliii place. Klia says: "I Imvit lieen subject to jxtlns In try hack slid knee (or about thler ymrii hut since 1 have U'oii tnkliiK Dodd'e Kidney I'm I Imvo bton outlruly cured." Others hero (till similar stories. In fsrt, In this part ol Mirsourl there nra scores o( (tropin who Imvn cured tho curly symptom ol Kidney Dlscsin with Dodd'a Kidney l'lll.. The tun ol the Orrat Ainerlrnn Kidney Itemedy thm saved not only thu live of Kidney Dls rim victim, hut thousands of other Americans fram years of suffering. Kaictn Caught by Dob;. ' A remarkable capturo of an coglti tiy a dot; near Human la reported here. Tin dog belonged to n fnruier named Augcllii Dcscombca, nt tho village of Chatuwmlos, Tin eagle swooped down on the dog to curry It otT, but tho nnl nml, on feel I iik tint blnl'a rlnwn In liU back, turned sharply nml bit thconglc'a claws. Tho lilnl rolled over on tho ground, ami the doc Immediately pounced on It, nml held It down until tht' arrival of his master, who cap. lured tho bird alive. From wing point to wine point tho fKRle measured four feet nine luetics. Utiulun ICx press. TloOO Columhtu, Ohio, May 19, iooj. I Borne four yrant ago I was eiiltcrin from impure blood ami a general run down condition of tho aystrni I had 110 nppctltc, waa IosIiik lleili, nml hail an nil-1 roue tired fccllujj that made 1110 inincra Lie. I began the uie of S . 8. 3., nml fter tnkliiivcuorcif;litl)Otlleauiykln was cleared of all eruption and took on n ruddy, health v tlow that assured 1110 that my blood bud been restored to its nor nml, healthy condition. My nnpctlto was restored, as I could eat anything put Iks lore mo, mm as 1 regained my npneuie I incrcAted in weight, nml that "tired feel ItiK" which worried me so much tUsatx penred, nml I was once again my old self. I heartily recommend S. S. . n the best blootl purifier ami tonic made, nml atronply ad vine its use to alt those In need of such medicine. Victor Btudiiino. Cor. Darthmati and Washington Aves. Wheeling, wTv., May 38, loot. My system was nih down and my joints ached ami pained me considerably. I had tised 8. 8, a before ami knew what It was, so I purchased 0 bottle of It and have taken several bottles and the uches nud pains me gone, my blood has been cleai. cd ami my cencral health built up. I can testify to It as n blood purifier and tonic. 1533 Market St. JohmC.Stuiw. S.ananBB E ' )'ou 'mve n" -1 JLf symptoms of ills- 1 1 ordered blood A k write us nud our L physicians will k advise you free. m ift Our book on k M LI blood and skin lr W& diseases sent free. Tho Swift Spoolflo Company, Atlanta, Qa. Kaw--iU;liJ Hms.BlilWtfiVi.liSLSftlt'ta In lima. Sola br droo uu. HUNTINQ TIME. They're coinln' from tint city lo lliu conn try niMi't brown, With their rllles nml their shotguns to hunt the fnruier down, The Inw In n(T tint iuiilrrel, iiu' now I'm tellln' you, I'liem elly hunters 'pear to think It's off tint fnruier, too, Himiii Hie hiiUlNenpit will hit punctured with a lot of hilllet Index, All' everybody will he iIoiIkIii' lo save (heir pri-clou souls. l'or when thnii city fellers go cnvortlii with n gun, All' plug suiiiehoily full o' lend, they cnll It "liavln' fun." All' then somehow It seems to inn they nllera 'penr to fall I'o mnkit it fnlr discrimination 'twlxt n farmer nml n iiuill. Kor nnythlii' Hint rmitleo, If It shows n lull or head. An' Isn't plnluly Inhelled, they'll pump It full o' leml, An' when n elm rue o' ilnuhlit-It linn tnkrn off the ernwn Of your nlil lint, they'll imhnly nwenr (hey didn't know you're rotm'. An' anmelliiieM w licit juu nre nlMorlicil In the II rid H plllllll' iMfHln, You'll he mlithtlly Nurprlttwl with n htilh-t In your Jiii, They'll eime an' Iwianl nlth you, then muni' KMirulii' 'fore you're up. When the) 're out nliiiniln' limit, they'll hoot I lie hrlmlle pil. Oh, It'a ulrfnimon tlmea we're Imrln' In the eouutry Jew 'ImmiI now, An' If 'Iwhii'I fur new luvenlfolM we'd ho hid In' In the nmtv. Hut don't you for n mliinlt think tint farmer hnln't prnMrtwml, An' trHeln 'him; In the prt'wwlon with the Mplrlt of (he rmt. A roimlry tnrr tlnw later daya la fnlrly out ii' date, I'ltleiH It keep IImiii Ita shelrea nulla lined with armor pl(r. An' now we're nil n-wnltlu', really want to net n ehanre To ileimui'trnie the qunllty of our null' bullet paula. Ko comn nhmi;, you pity IuiIm, with your kokkIw nu' your kufi, Wu'vii khi on our Iron Inmiera, an' we'ra ready fur the fun. Don't hrxltntnn nwond, but riHu out an' help UN lailcli, Whlhi you Hmdr on tlt dlff'rwtco 'twlit n farmer and a cnlf. Cleveland Leader. NAD JAPANE8E UlfID SLAYERS. I'ltlleit Htntra Aiillinrlllr. Arret Hevtiiilyricvcn I'liimiiito Hunter. The United Stutea rovemii) cutter Tlietln iut III nt Honolulu 11 while iiku with aoventy aoveii (trlaonera, nil Jnp uueait (tltliniiKe huuterH, who bud het'il cn(iturel on 1111 Ainerh'itn Inland whllu eiiKiiKeil In their lllt'Kiil oiK'nttloin, anya n writer in I'leld and Hlrrntu. Theao men wero aetit out na hunter by n Tokyo Ilrm nud their doatlnntton wan I.tulnaky Inland, known lu iimny regloun iin a wonderful iicstlng (ilniM for (ilumnKo birds. This IhIhikI In In tnld-PncInc not fnr from Mldwuy InIiiiiiI. Thu fact tlmt It bololiKM to the t'ulted Ntittes did no: Mt'iu to deter theao orlentnl (ilumnKo huuterH, They bud, bealdeH the hunt er, n corps of Nkluiierft nml tnxhler inlatN. They wont to work Inat Jhiiu nry nnd eollecltil n srent ninny thou aniids of akliiN. I.ntii In the samo nioutli nu (K't'iin Knlti tlestroyeil their H'hoouer, drowned aomo of tho men nml left tho reat iimtooned Ukiii tho Uhiiid. A aeeoud Jnpniit'so rcaKel broiiKht nbout forty tuoro huuterH, who wero left to Join tho others, tho ship lenvliu wortl thnt she would presently return. Kho did not return. Menutlmu Hit) wnr with ItiiHNln broke out, of which tho pluiniiKo huuterH heunl nolhliiK'. lu liny man they weru very liuiiKr)' when tlnnlly dlanivercd by the t'nlliil Htntos roveuui) ateiimer, n'seuinl nud Impris oned. Citptnln llnmlnt of tho Thetis snyn they hml wrought it 11 nppulllng tle htriiellon, Thero were ;Utn en net of pliimiiKO colleeted, nml In nil likelihood mnni thrill JIOO.IKHI (iliiuuiKe lilrdn bud been tltntroyel. It woitlil neem tlmt tho reoorda of tho orient rival those of Klorldii, MIhhInnIppI, Ixiulslnnn nnd other pnrls of tho United fltutes, whore tho very nrmo of thoughtlesii tleatrurllon would seem to Imvo boon reached. Vlvlneotlnit la n Holeittin Not for Man. Thero la a knowledge which Is Itenvonly, n knowledge which Is hu man, nnd n knowledge which Is din hollo; thero Is 11 knowledge which Is blessed nnd n knowledge which Is ac cursed. Tim llrst Is ennobling nnd ele vating, nml lifts man toward Clod. The second Is debusing, degrading, and drags men toward the (ill. The knowl edge gained by rooting amid the groans ami agonies of living creatures, whom their Maker and ours (tut Into our (low er, to teach us mercy, as Ho gives mercy In us, Is hucIi an accursed knowl edge that only demons could seek for It, and It can turn to no human good. "Science" so gained Is not for men, but for devils. -lUshcm Hugh Miller Thompson In Sucess, A Iteinlniler iirilie I'nat, llagson Tatters I got n shock from n Mcclrle bntlery Unlay, Funny sen nation, tint; feels Jlst llku (akin1 u bath. Hnrvnrd Ilasben Oeo whUI You must Imvo n good memory, Phlhidol nhlu Pre. Aytrs You can hardly find n hbmc without Its Aycr's Cherry Pccioral. Parents know what It docs for children: breaks Cherry Pectoral up a cold in a slnclc night, wards off bronchitis, prevents pneumonia. Physicians ad vise parents to keep it on hand. "Th boil roui m.dltlii mon.f rn bur I. Ar'. Clmtrip l'erlnul for lli.roiifluof chlldon uutlilurewiM o..lllf ! Illr " Jaixjb Hiiull, h.(W;n, Ind. iV.,'At..flM. All ilrnrirlit. t p. Arrnco, IiwpII Mail for Throat, Lungs Trffitrrrmrmfaniaii ftyor's Plllo errantly old tho Chorn Poctornl In uronklnR up a cold. filmic ,ita IlroWr Tlirin Up. There nre very few things tlmt es rnpo the notice of college students when they nppritr en mnime. This wns ileiuoustrHtt'il nt mi uptown theater tho other evening when a stirring melo drama whs being onnctml, says tho riilhtdelplild Itecord. A group Of ten students occupied the front row of tho balcony. Just below thorn sat n party of young women. It was when tho himiitlful heroine whs about to bo thrust out on the mercy of n pitiless world Hint trugmly wns turned Into comedy. True to feminine emotional nature, ttfe feelings of the group of women s foresaid were so wrought up Hint tears hcxiin to flow. There wns a hnsty struggle for handkerchiefs, n deep dive Into pockets nud bags and then a (Kiimo. Only one of the six girls had hml the foresight to provide herself with n handkerchief. With n syiiiKiHietlt' glance of com prehension she wiped the tenrs from Iter own eyes nml then passed tho bit of linen nlong. One by one tho weep lug maidens dubbed their eyes with the liHiulkerchlef mid then It was smug gled bnck to the owner nnd the game of progrcsNlvc handkerchief was begun again. The students saw all this, nnd one of them took n handkerchief from bis (racket to wipe nwuy linnglunry tears ami (mused It nlong the line. Ixiud "sobs" drew attention to them. In a moment the house wns convulsed with laughter, and It was only after mana gerial Interference that the by-play was stopped nnd the six maidens with the one handkerchief were spared fur ther mortification. Comninal la llenllng. Corn mofll prepared. In any one of n half dozen (lalstitble nml digestible wnya has been demonstrated to be richer lu heat units than almost any other food that comes to the ordinary table. In a bulletin Issued by the Michigan Agricultural College Hie fuel value of com meal scarcely can find space on a page of Hie pamphlet for Ita expression lu a long black line that has to double bnck upon Itself twice In ordtr to show tho ll.tXKJ calories that are lu live pounds of the substance. Kggs, sirloin steak, beef ribs, milk, cheese, and even the vaunted bean take (dace far back from the side of corn mriil lu nutritive value when the cost Is considered. A table from this dem onstration Is particularly Interesting, hitHcd upon the expenditure of 10 cents nt the market prices of thu commodi ties. This 10 cents value, wIUi corn meul at the top, Is us follows: t'nuii'U for Meat 10 rent, unit Corn meal ." tMiO Kmlre Hlieat IliHir 4 7 41s) Ulan entile palest flour 4 7.."" I lleall 3.3 4.400 relators ..... 10 4,000 Ktncar ........................ a.soo Halt pork Tt S.Nio Ittittt-r t 4'. I.000 Milk 3.SII l.'.tio I'lieeae 0.1 l.'.MO Ileum! aleak ,S3 nu) Href rill (VI SM Blrlola slrsk .60 030 NotliliiB Hut tho Truth. "Yes," said Mr. Stormliigton Hnrns, "wo did well lu the West. At n one night stand In Arizona we played to a J 10,000 house." "Hay, what nro you giving mo?" queried Mr. Walker Ties. "Facts," answered thu grcntVootsoro tragedian. "Tho one man who com prised the audience was said to bo worth fullv tlmt amount." Now Uaea for Itotlnr Hknlea. I.lttlo Johnny Say, pa, will you buy mo n pair of roller skates? Pa What In tho name of common sense do you want with 11 pair of rolltv skates? I.lttlo Johnny Why, pa, I want to uso them for mowing tho lawn In sum mer ami shoveling snow lu winter, What elso could I use them for, pa Cincinnati Knqulrcr. Positively Unbearable. Tolly Tho wny that man looked nt mo wns positively Jiisultlngl Dolly Did ho atnro nt you? Polly No. Ho gavo ono glance nnd then looked nt something else. Illus trated 01U. Ilia Hplmro. friend Do you iiarer take a vaca tion, doctor7 Ooctor Very aeldom. I'm kept huy nil Niiminer doctorliiK peoplo who Lava been taking vacation, Puck. TO CURIJ A COM) IN ONR I)AV liikr Jjiillc Ilrpmo Qutliln TMt. Allflnu (I'll ii-IiiimI lh moni-r ir It IkIU la dim. K. W (Itutr't uluinicim I. on mu'Ii box. He, Hlinlnrliiit Different. "Did you ever attend n cooking nchoolV" naked tho CIiIchko girl. "No," rejilliHt her Iloalon coimln, "but 1 graduated from a col lego of cuatron-1 omy." CITO l''rmanlly t'nrfrt. Ttnnuor nrrrmunr rl lu nrrnritilar'uiritr.Klliir'iilrMil.Nrv llwliirrr. Hrh fur 'rr iff Irtnllorillriiml .rtl. I;r. It. U. Kllnr,Uil,,MI Attti ML, 1'klliwlHpi.U, I'a. Hero. Duaty Dennla Ah, lady, I have tac rd tho dnugera of lire inuiiy a time, Tho I.ndy Wore you u fireman, my loor iiimi I Duaty Dennla No'tn; I smoked a cl, ! car butt lu n luiyatiick. , Plso a Curs f i reineflr foreotiRhs, colds andcunruiiiptlon. Try It. Price 23 cent, tt druggists, Hlin'il IxMikei'l It Up All Itlglit. Teacher Have ou looked up the meaning of the word "Imbibes," Fanny? Fanny Yes, ma'am. Tescher Well, what does it mean? Fanny To take lu. Teacher Yea. Now give a sentence using tint word. Fanny My mint Imbibes boarders. Woman's Home Companion. A (1UARANTHIH) CUIU! I'OR PI MIS Ilrblna lllliwi, lll-lln nr l'rrtttln( 111". VMnl(ueltxtll rffrl hwwt If I'AZO OI.S'T MUNT Uilt to euro mi la to 14 dajri. toe, ,"o flowers. A Itny County, Missouri, man bet f thnt be cutild twist the tall of n dun colored mule and oscnpe unscathed. In reply to n telegram from the coroner ' his father, In the Knst, wired: "Ilury ' the fool where ho lit." Denver Post. Tho Kind You lluvw Always turo of Cltns. II. Fletcher, nml litis been mntlo under Ills personal Hiipcrrlsion for over HO years. Allow no ono to tleccivo you In this. Counterfeit, Iniltntloiis nnd 'JiiHt-ns-pnotl" uro ImtExporinient.s, nml cmlnuprcr tho health of Children Kxpcrlonco ngnltiKt Kxpcrlincnt. What is CASTOR! A Cnstorlit Ih n liurinlcss Hiibstituto for Castor Oil, Paro Rorlo, DropH nud Nnothliitr Syrups. It I IMcnsnnt, It eontuliiH neither 0()luiu, jrorphino nor other JTnrcotlo nuliMtuiicc. ItH npo Is Us triiiiniiitoe. It destroys AVornis nud ulliiys Fovcrlsliness. Jt cures Dinrrhaju nml "Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation nml Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho Stomach nnd Bowels, glvlm; healthy nml natural alcep. Tho Children's I'anacea Tho Slother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho CcaZ&ccU In Use For Over 30 Years. TWCt.TU UtlHIlT, TIKUHUTITKie, MCWTeaaeirr. RUSSELL enginebVrs SAW. Uir,U PnnrJn MILLS Mlgli UIC1UC KerT Machinery Write for Catalosue and Prices The A. H. Averill Machinery Go. W , .t. - Aik Your srVsaVSbUSBaataaPwfrk !" TBm.jlVTJv' p iljsWtl.ff'w WifVfU jyyiV.'JiVf Qsa5t tftfTll taaBBsVsaaaaaaW t JLi ' HV wSlwt HB Htv I W I O 1 V X 8 lt& k wPj li.NOl'cattit bjr locai grocers, write WaJhsms 4 Co., nbo wUl s4t1m wnere obtaluable. FIRE PROTECTION I OIJJtlST IIOUSI1 IN NOKTIIWKST it and mmpl'l tlork or fir A tipsralua, llo and IMmrtmiit Huppllr. Our KO) af In DM la nmflr trrry f If t Hf1mnt. IIMAVV ail'CHU, IHAZf!l JOINTS, HHU AllU! IIHU I'XtlNdUlSMKKS lltwk' 3), "i'ltWAt" IIS, wi, TlifM r th eiftmUfri rillnanlih.ri. lAiinii.:m fiUiKnlih.ra, Willi rlvt4 V'lnu, V . A. C. LOSC. FertUal, Or Seed r known lir wbtl lbr hT. trown. For liir a c.nturj Ihrf ba ljen Ibff itandlM liktrn't ttllrilonn Ut Droduca XAtM. tu Ur crop iban aor oibrra Hol4 br ll lMlni. Il3 Hitd as. naal frit lo all applicant. D. M. FtnnY A CO., Detroit, Mloh. P. H. U. No. 82-1904 WlllUf writing toavdeertlserapleaaal mention this paper. I Houcht lm borno tho slirtm- Signature of Orooar r.