The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931, July 24, 1903, Image 8

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Eruptions
Thcro in only ono way to get rid ot
pimples and other eruptions.
Anil it's pimple ami easy enough.
Cleanse the blood, improve tlio dlges
Hon, stimulate the kidneys, liver and
skin, by the satno means t the samo
time.
Tliu medicine to take Is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
lliis statement H continued by tlio ox-
HrIeneo ot thousands whom Uiis medi
cino has permanently cured.
Accept no substitute '
A Lucky Fellow.
Young Million (sadly) My cousin
G eorco is a mighty lucky fellow hand
aomost chap in town.
Friend Handsome, yea; but ho li
a poor na a church mouae.
Young Million (enviously) That's
tho beanty of it. Ho has a now girl
OTcry Benson, and not ono ot them
make a ftiM whon ho casta her off. K.
Y. Weekly.
tier Ruse.
Mother You say your husband no
longer aponda his evenings at tho cluhT
Daughter I soon broko him of
thnt.
Mother How did you manago?
Daughtie Iteforo going to bed put
two easy chairs clow togethor by tho
fire, and then held a match to a cigar
until the room got a faint odor of
smoke. New York Weekly.
FUo's Cure ft a remedy rurooughs, colds
and couiumption. Try it. Price 25 cents,
at druggists.
Iter Mild Suggestion.
"Charley, dear," said young Mrs.
Torkina, "will you join oar progros
sive cochro dab?"
"Certainly not. I baro no time for
eucliro."
"Well, I won't urgo you. Hut I
can't help thinking that if you played
the horses as well aa I play cachro
we'd have a lot of money now'."
Washington Sur.
sioo itvr,ni rioo.
Stubborn.
A littlo girl was talking to her rabbit.
"Five times five," she said. "Six
times six, seven times seven. " Ho
tween times sho shook tho rabbit vio
lently. "Dorothy," said her mother, "what
nre you doing to your rabbit?"
"Well, papa says," replied (ho
child, "that rabbits multiply rapidly,
and Uuuuy wonjt do It,,"
Keeping In Practice.
Tho Washington's birthday m Asked
ball was in .full awing. Tho hour for
unmasking had arrived. "Wnero la
George Washington?" asked tho Hpan
loli inquisitor of toula Qulnio.
"The last I saw of him," snld Louis,
"ho was in the buffet cutting down
tho vlsiblo supply of cherry bounce."
There Was a Difference.
Fockson Ituskln How do you liko
my hamlet
Old Stager Oil, It was your Hamlet,
was U? Well, I did not recognise It aa
Shakespoaro s. Urooklyn Life
Deserved Honor,
Drown Has Smith named his now
country seat?
Jonea Yes, ho calls it "Sninled
Silvers," after that breakfast food ho
made his fortune on, Detroit Free
Press. . i
SINGING GULLETS
Are Ilarmteee, but the Hlleitt Micelles
Causa All the Trouble.
"Don't be afraid of a bullet that
you've heard whistle," said another old
soldier. "If It Kings In your ear, rest
unsured thnt lt will never harm you.
It In a fact, iih any old soldier will tell
you, Hint you never hear the bullet
which hits you. It Is a problem of
'windage.' as the boys In the army call
ed It In other words, tho bullet which
you hear ntug ban already sped past
you, nud the bullet which hits jou has
hlswed lu the enr of some other fellow
In passing before It got to you, It Is
a simple proposition, after nil. 'Hie
singing; of tho bullet Is tho Atmospheric
vibration which Is created and tho re
sistance which the air offers to tho
ltrogrvNt of the bullet. This cannot Iw
detected by the enr until tho bullet
has crowed a parallel line with the ear.
It may Kill over .vour hrnil or whl
close to the ground, hut If It pusses i
you at all the ear v. Ill catch tho sound '
of Its flight. To the soldier of many ,
battles the voice of the bullet Is music, j
He knows thnt he newl hnve no dread
of the bullet thnt sings In his enrs. It 1
Is the bullet Hint he docs not hear that j
must be feared, and It Is this bullet i
which always hrlugi harm to him. No '
soldier ever heard the bullet which In!
tllctiHl n wound mi him. I was iimused '
by n raw soldier who was Attached to
our command. It was his first time on
the tiring Hue. We were skirmishing,
nud somo sharpshooters wero having
UFFERING WOMEN
Tired, Nervous, Aohlng, Trem
bling, Sleepless, Bloodless Pe-ru-na
Renovates, Regulates, Re
stores Many Prominent Women
Endorse Pe-ru-na.
Tbereedere of thlipapcr will be pltufct to
fe-rn that there n at lean one dreaded Ulxaje
itji ecienre bu been able to cum In alt ita
atasra, and tbat Iscatarrb. Hall's Catarrh Cure
I the only poeltlro cure koonn to Ibe medical
traternttjr. latarrbbelrtEacomtltutlonaldl
ease, requtrei a contilluiional treatment.
Hall's Catarrti Cure la taken l.ilernallr, aellag
directly upon the blood and mueona earfaree
ottbe jitern. thereby dettrnjrlnf tba founda
tion of the diteaie, and rivlne. the patient
su-enclh by building up the constitution and
anlitlnt nature In dolus; lt work. The pro
prietor have K much faith In Its curative
powers, that ther offer On Hundred Dollar
for any caae that It falls to care. Send for list
ot teitimonlsla. AiMren
Y. J, C1IKNEY CO., Toledo, a
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Quick Music. !
In Chopin's "Ktudo In K Minor" It j
is necessary to read 3,l50 signs In two ,
--. iMItlaa , a .1 t It A I !! las . Iai
.-""... ".'' r" " ""''r!"me fun at our excuse. A bullet
,v..t .vu.j-o. .... tvlili.l nine..
Arranging Flowers.
There is a groat deal in arranging
flowers to bring out their beauty. Nev
er crowd them. A fow stems, with fol
iage, can be made far more beautiful
and artistic than a crowded ruarfs.
America is tho laud of nervous
women.
liio great majority of nervous
women are so because they are
suffering from some form ol female die
ease.
to him. Fnlntly we Mrs. Knima Mitchell. 620 Louisiana
could bear the crsck of the rifle, but street, Indianapolis, ind., writes:
It was not distinct enough to alarm "I'erutia has coitalnly boon a blessing
even a novice. Tho singing of the lu disguise to inn, lor when 1 first be
bullet, however; brought n bin itched ex1 gan taking It fcr troubles peculiar to
prcsslon to his face. He did not wince, , the sex and a genornlly worn out sys
however. We wen lying In the edge tern, I bsI lltlo faltli.
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Mrs.
MMA MlPCtlElX
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"Why did Miss Spencer refuse to
elopo with you?"
"She declared that she could not bear
the odor of gasoline'." St Louis Star.
Bold br drurrlau. 75c
I'a Faxullr mils ar the bat.
to
Just Like a Poem.
."This is what I get for proposing
a literary girl."
"What la it, old man?"
"Why, soe just writes on a card 'D.
W. T.' "
"What does tbat mean?"
"Declined with thanks." Chicago
News.
Polished Cynic
Dotty Mr. Cyniquo is too polished
for words, isn't be?
Teggy Oh, dear, yes. Everything
he eaya reflects on some one.
Nothing In It.
"Shall I brain him?" cried a hater,
and the victim's courage fell.
"You can't; it la a freshman. Just
hit him on the head."-Sphinx.
Author ot Letters.
"He's au unfortunate man of let
ters. M "Why, I never heard ho was
an author." "Well, ho was the auth
or of ceveral letters that lost him a
breach of promise case." -Melbourne
Weekly Times.
A Modem tttrcults.
Edward lieattyre, a Canadian, at
present a resident if Chicago, is so
strong that ho lately lifted a horsejbod
Ily off ita legs.
A Safety Match.
Cora Waa It a love match? Dora
Well, aa her money paid his debts and
kept him oat of goal, I should say it
was rather a safety match. 'Melbourne
Weekly.
The Record Avalanche.
The largest avalanche ever measured
fell In the Italian Alps In 1885. It
contain 25,000 tons of snow.
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of the woods. Another bullet huxxed
by. 'I don't like the sound.' nld the
younger soldier. Zip) Another bullet
, spent the, nlr close to his head. He
; was paler still. 'Comrade.' he snld to
me. between blenched lips, 'I don't
, want to he shot from ambush; let's
charge the devils!4 I told him not to
fear it bullet thnt had Spoken to him
' on Its lllght, but he did not like tho
"For tho past flvo years I have rare
ly bean without paht, but I'cruna lias
changed all this, and In a very short
tlmo. I think I had only taken two
bottles before I began to recuperate
very quickly, and seven bottles made
mo well. I do not have hcnilncho or
bneknehonny more, and have somo
Interest In Ills. I glvo allcrcdlt where
It Is due, and that la to i'cruna."
L'mina .Mitchell.
Ily far the greatest number of female
incwicugcr
1 American.
of death." Hnltlmore
Idea of lying there In the woods and imnhli.. -., rn,.u.t ,ll,..iv i, .i.,.i.
listening to the voice of thee divisible ' T,lov ., .,.,, i !. ... .MM.
Is affected. These women despair of
recovery. Female trouble Is so com
r . .177777., , ...r ' mc-ii so prevalent, that they accept It
Of INTEREST TO THE CAMPER. , ,m0lt Inevitable. The greatest ob-
Kummer camper will npptvclato the,stacle In the way of recovery la that
merits of this nent arrangement, which
has been designed for their convent
ence by nn Indiana woman. No one
wants to take a whole kitchen along
wJien camping out, and the simpler the
they do not understand that It la ca
tarrh which is the source o( their III
nets. In female complaint, ninety
nine rases nut of one hundred are noth
ing but catarrh. 1'eruna euros catarrh
wherever located,
ChrTmlo Invalids who have Isu
gulshed for yesrs on sick LeVils with
somo lorm of female disease In-gln to
Improve at onco after beginning Dr.
Hnrtman'a treatment.
Among the many prominent women
who recommend 1'eruna are: lletva
Lock wood, n Washington, I). 0.; Mrs.
Col, Hamilton, of, Columbus, Ohio;
Mrs. F. K, Warren, wife of U. 3. Sen
ator Wnrreif, of Wyoming.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from thousooll'ertiiis,
write at onco to Dr. Hartman, Riving
a full statement of your cam, and he
will bo pleased to give you his valuable
advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hsrlmsn, 1'resldent of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
The Queer Sex.
Parker Am you fond of traveling?
No, but mr wife Is. She Insists on
outllt the gTeofr the enjoyment, but j . ewy six or eight weeks.
this "stove" Is so easy to transport I
that no one will iitir-tioii Us right to a i Between Prlcnds.
place In the equipment. As n glance i He Oh, I m no fool.
at the drawing will show, the stovo ! Bhe Perhaps not. Ilut what an ex-
has two miihi parts, though others can w,,lent nnderstudy you would make.
In iuIiUmI If tl.-j.Ini!. Tim tvt find tho :
riTQ rermaneniijrinrni.
I no
Shronic Sores
Eating Ulcers,
A Constant Drain
Upon the System.
Nothing is a source of so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, narticu-
larly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation is weak
and sluggish A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight,
'and as the poison- burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel
the Btrength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores
and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland,
bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all
such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you
suspicions of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can
cer runs in your family. Pace sores ore common aud cause the greatest
annoyance uccuu&c nicy arc so per
sistent and unsightly and detract co
much from one's personal appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated and
tainted with the germs and poison of
malaria or some previous sickness, are
the chief sufferers from chronic 6ores
and ulcers. While the blood remains in
an unhealthy, polluted condition heal
ing is impossible, and the sore will
continue to grow and spread in spite of
washes and sal yea or any superficial or
surface treatment, for the sore is but
the outward sign of some constitu
tional disorder, a bad condition of
the blood and system which local
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
and tonic is what vou need. Some
thing to cleanse the blood, restore ita lost properties, quicken the circula
tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the bload. It goes to
the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes frdm the blood all
the impurities aud poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified
ana tne system purgea oi an raoroiu,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, nud the ulcer or sore is soon
entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar
anteed a purely vegetable remedy a blood
purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic sores
and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal,
write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. BooV
on "The Blood and Its Diseases " free.
THE SWIFT SPECIflC CO.; ATLANTA, A
JofllorBrrmnne
nrantiUr'aUMirir.Klli'lrMlNrre
Itmur-r. ntl to- ytt HJ lrlllllr.itllrrftllM.
iML ii. Kiiu, u.i..u Ann iik, n.nj.irtiim r-
S0ME8 ON DOTH ANKLES.
Qsntlsmsn: About ten years sro a
small sort) cams on sseh of my ankles.
Sew got into the places and they be
cams Isra-s, sating uloers, and I Buf
fo rod Intensely for nearly ten years.
Z bad spent mora then 1000.00 try
ing to net well when I chanced to
ee B. U. B. advertised in a Memphis
paper. X began to take It and ss
cured. Sty limbs havs never been
sore or irlven roe any naln at all
luce. I Jbjvs recommended S, S. B.
to a great many people, and am now
giving It to my nine-year-old son for
JBoaems. During; ray Ion. slokness Z
was llvlntr near Mempble, Tenn., but
have ulnce romoved to Kansas Oltr.
and am now residing at Wo. CI 4
East Sixteenth Street.
T Mrs. S. A. XA.RBIS.
Kansas City, 20.
UXtqUK I.ITTI.K UAMI STOVE.
plate nre the only necessaries, mid
these nre forged of n quality of steel
which will resist the action of the
heat. The upper end of the post Is
shouldered to form h base on which
the plato can rest, while n steel pill
may lx used to lock the two together.
One side of tin- plate Is left solid, but
three sides have opening exactly sim
ilar to tlioM- of n stovo top, nud lids
limy be provided to cover them. If the
cook desires to burry some particular
pot or cool off another, all that Is nee
iwuiry Is to swing the top of tho stove
around on Its post to bring tho pot
where the, flame Is hottest, or vice
versa. There Is no donger of this stove
upsettlng,.as tho central post Is driven
firmly In the ground before tho tire U
started.
They Couldn't Ouess.
A small mite was with her parents
at luncheon, her hands demurely un
der the table. Kuddenly sho snld:
"Mother, you and father can't guess
what I have under tho table,"
Then, nfter tho manner of parents
who like to please their children, they
guessed all kinds of things, but with
out success, so they said;
"Wo glvo up; tell us."
Then the mite, drawing her faco up
In a grimace, snld:
"A stomncli-nche."
Wasn't Quite Svre.
'.fib Darlx lie thet gal o' vourn lm
provln' In her planner playln' since
she begin .akin' lessone?
81 Oatcake Gosh, I dunno. Bhe's
either Irnptovln' er elre we're glttln'
tired tew it, blamed ef I kin tell
which.
Not Casy to Stop targe Vessel.
Kxperlmenta show that a largo ocean
steamer, going at 10 knots an hour,
will move over a distance of two miles
after Ita engines are stopped and re-verr-od,
and on authority gives less
than a mile or ft mile and a half as the
required space to stop lis progress.
You Can (let Allen's loot-IUst FKIU!.
Write Allen Olmtl, I llnjr.N. Y., (or a
tree nnle ot Allen' loot fut. It cutre
waeiliit;, hiil wnllen. arhlng lerl II mekee
riewnrflsht ! "r A rrlln cure fur
cMirrn. lii-rrowlnsni.il. ami t,unlnni. Allilrus
flits Ktllt. ttc. lKnl accept any suUlltule.
What the Steamboat Does.
One day little Archie, three years ol
ago, saw a railroad for the first time,
and did not know what to make of It.
Ho ran to hit mother and said; ''Oh,
mamma, It'a a steamboat looking for
water." Washington Htar.
The Mvuly Old riottlonieiit.
"How's tho old settlement now?"
"Lively! Only lust Wednesday wo
lm1 n alHiitt.nmtr fAallvnl. n llrprnrv
barbecue, und u fashlouablo bunging."
Atlanta Constitution.
If a rich man has n good memory ho
will not forget tho poor,
Tim Kind You l!uvo,Alvnyri Untight Iiiih borno tint hI;iiu
turo of CJins. II. I'lotchcr, mid lin been iniulo under IiIh
Iiorriomil nupervlHloti for over HO ycur. Allow no ono
o docolvo' you In tills. Oottnteru'ltrt. IuiltntlmiH mill
,TiiHt-nH-pool" nro biitl'xperliiientM, nnl ciiilnui;or tho
Iicultu of Glitldrcu i Kxpuriouco ngiiliiMt l.xporliueiit
What is CASTOR I A
Cnstorln Ix ft Iinrmlons riubstUuto for CuNtnr Oil, Pnrev.
Korlc, Drops and Hootliliitr HyrupH. It 1 I'lcnsiuit, It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotlo
ritib.sUuicc. Its nco 1h itri fcMiurantco. It destroys Viiriiirt
nud nllnvM FovcrlHliiinss. ip cures Dlnrrlueu mid Wind
Colic, It rcllovcs Tcothltifr Troubles, cures Conntlpntlou
nnd riatulency. It jutslnilhvtcs tho Food, regulates tlio
Htoinnch and JIowcIh, rIvIiij,' lieulthy and natural nlocp.
Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Boars tho Signature of
&U0M&x
In U80 For Over 30 Years.
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