twwt-jy. , i.t , ipiiiiiiii'tiiiir.tiTfiHM.iiiii.i, ,, .J ,.. , J i Eruptions Thcro in only ono way to get rid ot pimples and other eruptions. Anil it's pimple ami easy enough. Cleanse the blood, improve tlio dlges Hon, stimulate the kidneys, liver and skin, by the satno means t the samo time. Tliu medicine to take Is Hood's Sarsaparilla lliis statement H continued by tlio ox- HrIeneo ot thousands whom Uiis medi cino has permanently cured. Accept no substitute ' A Lucky Fellow. Young Million (sadly) My cousin G eorco is a mighty lucky fellow hand aomost chap in town. Friend Handsome, yea; but ho li a poor na a church mouae. Young Million (enviously) That's tho beanty of it. Ho has a now girl OTcry Benson, and not ono ot them make a ftiM whon ho casta her off. K. Y. Weekly. tier Ruse. Mother You say your husband no longer aponda his evenings at tho cluhT Daughter I soon broko him of thnt. Mother How did you manago? Daughtie Iteforo going to bed put two easy chairs clow togethor by tho fire, and then held a match to a cigar until the room got a faint odor of smoke. New York Weekly. FUo's Cure ft a remedy rurooughs, colds and couiumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, at druggists. Iter Mild Suggestion. "Charley, dear," said young Mrs. Torkina, "will you join oar progros sive cochro dab?" "Certainly not. I baro no time for eucliro." "Well, I won't urgo you. Hut I can't help thinking that if you played the horses as well aa I play cachro we'd have a lot of money now'." Washington Sur. sioo itvr,ni rioo. Stubborn. A littlo girl was talking to her rabbit. "Five times five," she said. "Six times six, seven times seven. " Ho tween times sho shook tho rabbit vio lently. "Dorothy," said her mother, "what nre you doing to your rabbit?" "Well, papa says," replied (ho child, "that rabbits multiply rapidly, and Uuuuy wonjt do It,," Keeping In Practice. Tho Washington's birthday m Asked ball was in .full awing. Tho hour for unmasking had arrived. "Wnero la George Washington?" asked tho Hpan loli inquisitor of toula Qulnio. "The last I saw of him," snld Louis, "ho was in the buffet cutting down tho vlsiblo supply of cherry bounce." There Was a Difference. Fockson Ituskln How do you liko my hamlet Old Stager Oil, It was your Hamlet, was U? Well, I did not recognise It aa Shakespoaro s. Urooklyn Life Deserved Honor, Drown Has Smith named his now country seat? Jonea Yes, ho calls it "Sninled Silvers," after that breakfast food ho made his fortune on, Detroit Free Press. . i SINGING GULLETS Are Ilarmteee, but the Hlleitt Micelles Causa All the Trouble. "Don't be afraid of a bullet that you've heard whistle," said another old soldier. "If It Kings In your ear, rest unsured thnt lt will never harm you. It In a fact, iih any old soldier will tell you, Hint you never hear the bullet which hits you. It Is a problem of 'windage.' as the boys In the army call ed It In other words, tho bullet which you hear ntug ban already sped past you, nud the bullet which hits jou has hlswed lu the enr of some other fellow In passing before It got to you, It Is a simple proposition, after nil. 'Hie singing; of tho bullet Is tho Atmospheric vibration which Is created and tho re sistance which the air offers to tho ltrogrvNt of the bullet. This cannot Iw detected by the enr until tho bullet has crowed a parallel line with the ear. It may Kill over .vour hrnil or whl close to the ground, hut If It pusses i you at all the ear v. Ill catch tho sound ' of Its flight. To the soldier of many , battles the voice of the bullet Is music, j He knows thnt he newl hnve no dread of the bullet thnt sings In his enrs. It 1 Is the bullet Hint he docs not hear that j must be feared, and It Is this bullet i which always hrlugi harm to him. No ' soldier ever heard the bullet which In! tllctiHl n wound mi him. I was iimused ' by n raw soldier who was Attached to our command. It was his first time on the tiring Hue. We were skirmishing, nud somo sharpshooters wero having UFFERING WOMEN Tired, Nervous, Aohlng, Trem bling, Sleepless, Bloodless Pe-ru-na Renovates, Regulates, Re stores Many Prominent Women Endorse Pe-ru-na. Tbereedere of thlipapcr will be pltufct to fe-rn that there n at lean one dreaded Ulxaje itji ecienre bu been able to cum In alt ita atasra, and tbat Iscatarrb. Hall's Catarrh Cure I the only poeltlro cure koonn to Ibe medical traternttjr. latarrbbelrtEacomtltutlonaldl ease, requtrei a contilluiional treatment. Hall's Catarrti Cure la taken l.ilernallr, aellag directly upon the blood and mueona earfaree ottbe jitern. thereby dettrnjrlnf tba founda tion of the diteaie, and rivlne. the patient su-enclh by building up the constitution and anlitlnt nature In dolus; lt work. The pro prietor have K much faith In Its curative powers, that ther offer On Hundred Dollar for any caae that It falls to care. Send for list ot teitimonlsla. AiMren Y. J, C1IKNEY CO., Toledo, a 1UU' Quick Music. ! In Chopin's "Ktudo In K Minor" It j is necessary to read 3,l50 signs In two , --. iMItlaa , a .1 t It A I !! las . Iai .-""... ".'' r" " ""''r!"me fun at our excuse. A bullet ,v..t .vu.j-o. .... tvlili.l nine.. Arranging Flowers. There is a groat deal in arranging flowers to bring out their beauty. Nev er crowd them. A fow stems, with fol iage, can be made far more beautiful and artistic than a crowded ruarfs. America is tho laud of nervous women. liio great majority of nervous women are so because they are suffering from some form ol female die ease. to him. Fnlntly we Mrs. Knima Mitchell. 620 Louisiana could bear the crsck of the rifle, but street, Indianapolis, ind., writes: It was not distinct enough to alarm "I'erutia has coitalnly boon a blessing even a novice. Tho singing of the lu disguise to inn, lor when 1 first be bullet, however; brought n bin itched ex1 gan taking It fcr troubles peculiar to prcsslon to his face. He did not wince, , the sex and a genornlly worn out sys however. We wen lying In the edge tern, I bsI lltlo faltli. w -sMKSISl-M W?"w tttSwwu!j?i . ft 9r vSfv-wil l , iFMa II II rflsRt !. &W? II II l v hr II SAsfiKfTAXVll 7WY&m&V0&ZS iv:t jstrx ' v 'AB.5 -f 'r . & Mtozxiiirxyi a'jitoi.vT'tj if 'b&jJAWKZUKt'MmiW w ITmZmfflMNL vwmmEi wjl yrwtyyT' Mrs. MMA MlPCtlElX Whcwl "Why did Miss Spencer refuse to elopo with you?" "She declared that she could not bear the odor of gasoline'." St Louis Star. Bold br drurrlau. 75c I'a Faxullr mils ar the bat. to Just Like a Poem. ."This is what I get for proposing a literary girl." "What la it, old man?" "Why, soe just writes on a card 'D. W. T.' " "What does tbat mean?" "Declined with thanks." Chicago News. Polished Cynic Dotty Mr. Cyniquo is too polished for words, isn't be? Teggy Oh, dear, yes. Everything he eaya reflects on some one. Nothing In It. "Shall I brain him?" cried a hater, and the victim's courage fell. "You can't; it la a freshman. Just hit him on the head."-Sphinx. Author ot Letters. "He's au unfortunate man of let ters. M "Why, I never heard ho was an author." "Well, ho was the auth or of ceveral letters that lost him a breach of promise case." -Melbourne Weekly Times. A Modem tttrcults. Edward lieattyre, a Canadian, at present a resident if Chicago, is so strong that ho lately lifted a horsejbod Ily off ita legs. A Safety Match. Cora Waa It a love match? Dora Well, aa her money paid his debts and kept him oat of goal, I should say it was rather a safety match. 'Melbourne Weekly. The Record Avalanche. The largest avalanche ever measured fell In the Italian Alps In 1885. It contain 25,000 tons of snow. I of the woods. Another bullet huxxed by. 'I don't like the sound.' nld the younger soldier. Zip) Another bullet , spent the, nlr close to his head. He ; was paler still. 'Comrade.' he snld to me. between blenched lips, 'I don't , want to he shot from ambush; let's charge the devils!4 I told him not to fear it bullet thnt had Spoken to him ' on Its lllght, but he did not like tho "For tho past flvo years I have rare ly bean without paht, but I'cruna lias changed all this, and In a very short tlmo. I think I had only taken two bottles before I began to recuperate very quickly, and seven bottles made mo well. I do not have hcnilncho or bneknehonny more, and have somo Interest In Ills. I glvo allcrcdlt where It Is due, and that la to i'cruna." L'mina .Mitchell. Ily far the greatest number of female incwicugcr 1 American. of death." Hnltlmore Idea of lying there In the woods and imnhli.. -., rn,.u.t ,ll,..iv i, .i.,.i. listening to the voice of thee divisible ' T,lov ., .,.,, i !. ... .MM. Is affected. These women despair of recovery. Female trouble Is so com r . .177777., , ...r ' mc-ii so prevalent, that they accept It Of INTEREST TO THE CAMPER. , ,m0lt Inevitable. The greatest ob- Kummer camper will npptvclato the,stacle In the way of recovery la that merits of this nent arrangement, which has been designed for their convent ence by nn Indiana woman. No one wants to take a whole kitchen along wJien camping out, and the simpler the they do not understand that It la ca tarrh which is the source o( their III nets. In female complaint, ninety nine rases nut of one hundred are noth ing but catarrh. 1'eruna euros catarrh wherever located, ChrTmlo Invalids who have Isu gulshed for yesrs on sick LeVils with somo lorm of female disease In-gln to Improve at onco after beginning Dr. Hnrtman'a treatment. Among the many prominent women who recommend 1'eruna are: lletva Lock wood, n Washington, I). 0.; Mrs. Col, Hamilton, of, Columbus, Ohio; Mrs. F. K, Warren, wife of U. 3. Sen ator Wnrreif, of Wyoming. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from thousooll'ertiiis, write at onco to Dr. Hartman, Riving a full statement of your cam, and he will bo pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hsrlmsn, 1'resldent of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. The Queer Sex. Parker Am you fond of traveling? No, but mr wife Is. She Insists on outllt the gTeofr the enjoyment, but j . ewy six or eight weeks. this "stove" Is so easy to transport I that no one will iitir-tioii Us right to a i Between Prlcnds. place In the equipment. As n glance i He Oh, I m no fool. at the drawing will show, the stovo ! Bhe Perhaps not. Ilut what an ex- has two miihi parts, though others can w,,lent nnderstudy you would make. In iuIiUmI If tl.-j.Ini!. Tim tvt find tho : riTQ rermaneniijrinrni. I no Shronic Sores Eating Ulcers, A Constant Drain Upon the System. Nothing is a source of so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, narticu- larly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation is weak and sluggish A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight, 'and as the poison- burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel the Btrength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland, bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you suspicions of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can cer runs in your family. Pace sores ore common aud cause the greatest annoyance uccuu&c nicy arc so per sistent and unsightly and detract co much from one's personal appearance. Middle aged and old people and those whose blood is contaminated and tainted with the germs and poison of malaria or some previous sickness, are the chief sufferers from chronic 6ores and ulcers. While the blood remains in an unhealthy, polluted condition heal ing is impossible, and the sore will continue to grow and spread in spite of washes and sal yea or any superficial or surface treatment, for the sore is but the outward sign of some constitu tional disorder, a bad condition of the blood and system which local remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier and tonic is what vou need. Some thing to cleanse the blood, restore ita lost properties, quicken the circula tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy. S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the bload. It goes to the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes frdm the blood all the impurities aud poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified ana tne system purgea oi an raoroiu, unhealthy matter the healing process begins, nud the ulcer or sore is soon entirely gone. S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison ous drugs of any description, but is guar anteed a purely vegetable remedy a blood purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic sores and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal, write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. BooV on "The Blood and Its Diseases " free. THE SWIFT SPECIflC CO.; ATLANTA, A JofllorBrrmnne nrantiUr'aUMirir.Klli'lrMlNrre Itmur-r. ntl to- ytt HJ lrlllllr.itllrrftllM. iML ii. Kiiu, u.i..u Ann iik, n.nj.irtiim r- S0ME8 ON DOTH ANKLES. Qsntlsmsn: About ten years sro a small sort) cams on sseh of my ankles. Sew got into the places and they be cams Isra-s, sating uloers, and I Buf fo rod Intensely for nearly ten years. Z bad spent mora then 1000.00 try ing to net well when I chanced to ee B. U. B. advertised in a Memphis paper. X began to take It and ss cured. Sty limbs havs never been sore or irlven roe any naln at all luce. I Jbjvs recommended S, S. B. to a great many people, and am now giving It to my nine-year-old son for JBoaems. During; ray Ion. slokness Z was llvlntr near Mempble, Tenn., but have ulnce romoved to Kansas Oltr. and am now residing at Wo. CI 4 East Sixteenth Street. T Mrs. S. A. XA.RBIS. Kansas City, 20. UXtqUK I.ITTI.K UAMI STOVE. plate nre the only necessaries, mid these nre forged of n quality of steel which will resist the action of the heat. The upper end of the post Is shouldered to form h base on which the plato can rest, while n steel pill may lx used to lock the two together. One side of tin- plate Is left solid, but three sides have opening exactly sim ilar to tlioM- of n stovo top, nud lids limy be provided to cover them. If the cook desires to burry some particular pot or cool off another, all that Is nee iwuiry Is to swing the top of tho stove around on Its post to bring tho pot where the, flame Is hottest, or vice versa. There Is no donger of this stove upsettlng,.as tho central post Is driven firmly In the ground before tho tire U started. They Couldn't Ouess. A small mite was with her parents at luncheon, her hands demurely un der the table. Kuddenly sho snld: "Mother, you and father can't guess what I have under tho table," Then, nfter tho manner of parents who like to please their children, they guessed all kinds of things, but with out success, so they said; "Wo glvo up; tell us." Then the mite, drawing her faco up In a grimace, snld: "A stomncli-nche." Wasn't Quite Svre. '.fib Darlx lie thet gal o' vourn lm provln' In her planner playln' since she begin .akin' lessone? 81 Oatcake Gosh, I dunno. Bhe's either Irnptovln' er elre we're glttln' tired tew it, blamed ef I kin tell which. Not Casy to Stop targe Vessel. Kxperlmenta show that a largo ocean steamer, going at 10 knots an hour, will move over a distance of two miles after Ita engines are stopped and re-verr-od, and on authority gives less than a mile or ft mile and a half as the required space to stop lis progress. You Can (let Allen's loot-IUst FKIU!. Write Allen Olmtl, I llnjr.N. Y., (or a tree nnle ot Allen' loot fut. It cutre waeiliit;, hiil wnllen. arhlng lerl II mekee riewnrflsht ! "r A rrlln cure fur cMirrn. lii-rrowlnsni.il. ami t,unlnni. Allilrus flits Ktllt. ttc. lKnl accept any suUlltule. What the Steamboat Does. One day little Archie, three years ol ago, saw a railroad for the first time, and did not know what to make of It. Ho ran to hit mother and said; ''Oh, mamma, It'a a steamboat looking for water." Washington Htar. The Mvuly Old riottlonieiit. "How's tho old settlement now?" "Lively! Only lust Wednesday wo lm1 n alHiitt.nmtr fAallvnl. n llrprnrv barbecue, und u fashlouablo bunging." Atlanta Constitution. If a rich man has n good memory ho will not forget tho poor, Tim Kind You l!uvo,Alvnyri Untight Iiiih borno tint hI;iiu turo of CJins. II. I'lotchcr, mid lin been iniulo under IiIh Iiorriomil nupervlHloti for over HO ycur. Allow no ono o docolvo' you In tills. Oottnteru'ltrt. IuiltntlmiH mill ,TiiHt-nH-pool" nro biitl'xperliiientM, nnl ciiilnui;or tho Iicultu of Glitldrcu i Kxpuriouco ngiiliiMt l.xporliueiit What is CASTOR I A Cnstorln Ix ft Iinrmlons riubstUuto for CuNtnr Oil, Pnrev. Korlc, Drops and Hootliliitr HyrupH. It 1 I'lcnsiuit, It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotlo ritib.sUuicc. Its nco 1h itri fcMiurantco. It destroys Viiriiirt nud nllnvM FovcrlHliiinss. ip cures Dlnrrlueu mid Wind Colic, It rcllovcs Tcothltifr Troubles, cures Conntlpntlou nnd riatulency. It jutslnilhvtcs tho Food, regulates tlio Htoinnch and JIowcIh, rIvIiij,' lieulthy and natural nlocp. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho Signature of &U0M&x In U80 For Over 30 Years. m ewTun ee-MNV. vr MueenveTeirr. HewTonscirv, aBMHaaHalaKa1 ySursJhra Clear Mead BR0M0-SELTZER iOt&t oZs MYJSR-yiyiiJSKJs