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f Would Help Iter Out. Mr. Illrniu You may nlay until your Vtiiok In up, Uridyl, hut whon you uo 1 muat lull ou I won't bo ablo to wrlto you n lultor ol recommendation. Jlrldgrtt Don't lot yur r.ntit of uddl en I Ion luiharratit yo, mntlatu. Ul'll wrlto It fur jo, an' yo can inako yor murk to It, Taking Time lly the 1'orelock. Tho cook -Would you mind living mo n rccoiiunmulMlon, inn'mu? Tho Mlitron Why, you havo only J tint oomo. Tho Cook Hut you rnny not wnnt to glvo mo wnu whou I do bo leaving. Life. Japanese Names. Japan haw a urea or variety of name for glrla than wo havo. Moot ol them aro lu two syllables, and the given nam li place! alter the family name. Important Part. "ItniRt," aald tho wardboss, "that wo will Im ahlo to roll up a haudeomo majority for you." "I don't euro whothor it'e handsomo or not, "ropllod tho canddatu, "Juit no It's a majority." OltKUON, miiTLiMiii St Helen's School for Girls. Thirty-third year, Comuiodloui bulldlage. Modern equltuoenU Academic and college preparatory cuureea, rlclal courtee In muelo anil art. Illuetratad catalogue. All deparlinente no apen. MISS ItUIANOH TlinninTS. Principal BROMO- & SELTZER CURES ALL Headaches 10 CXNTS"K.VRYWIUUUC 1jb rjKoiy ' ' ' Drilling mac hln.rr Ot forlr dlff.renl etle fif njnhl. for Walr. Oae arxt Mlnml 1-ra.i-eri-In, M.am or bona puw.r We bendiatti. K.llr Alennexblll Co.'e mwliln.ry, end full Hum nT re pair carried In lor. We auo furnl.li caaoltna rniluM li run Inte mu-tilnrrr Our marhlne ere fint.r, eltongvr and eeuie r to operal linn any oth.r machine on lb metkM Tbnuwnde rr In ur rrVul operallen III.IKIlnoN MAI IIIMKIlY XI, n.n.rel Al.lil., tit or MorilHMi Hlrwt, Petti. ad, Ol, rtod lor Vt 1IIu.II.Im1 I'alulog. Biliousness "B IIKT Jt4 lUiriBIH..). WJ.B1MI' HUT and Bud tbera perfect. Coulda'l do without intra, I hit used them foraoma tine for iDdtgeellon. andblllouenraa and am now com' SI. Ml curvu itrcvwinnMi hiv wv.v.f vmv ace trlAd, iou will iie-er b without thtm la U femll-.,f Bow. A. U ami, Al war, N. V. CANDV w m jy cathartic; TttAOII rteataal, raleta.le. roveal. Tl Oeod. De Ooi, fitter tile.., Wrtln, One. IP.M, Kit. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... ..,ee I., c.-. cim inind. t .. aq IntercstcJ la Burjlu? Jomelhlnr Comfortable and" DuuMe ? MITCHELL BEE LINE BUGGIES Are at tho head ol their clan for Co-alert Euy Rldlar Appearance Durattllty WANT TO INOW WHY? kit (or our llluitratrd pamphleti. Mailed free. MITCHELL, LEWIS S STAVE1 00. 200206 lint St PORTLAND, OR. Also Spokane, Bol. J tat Una, Bold by dnntiti.jBL General Debility Day In nuil out thorn In that fcellns ot wwikmtiui that innkrs a hurdon of Itiolf, I'ood diR'S not ttriMiRllicn, Hleri iIih'1 not rcfrt'ili, It la hard to do, hard to hear, what Should he easy, vitality li on tho ebb, and Um whole eyMf in miffrrii. I'or llilt rondltlon luko . Hood's Sarsaparilla It vltnllm tho htooil, t'lres vluor and tone to all tho ornnn- and lunctioni, and I IKialtlvrly iineiiimllod (or all ruuikiwn or debilitated coiwiltloin, llo Jo'i 1'iLLa cura ou.tfitwi, U ataU. tlrutal Treatment of Wife, lluiband -Don't you think that you aro xalher unreasonable to oxtioct mo to tako you lo a ball, atay atrako until 4 o'clock and then got up at 8 to go to my work? WlfI may ho a llttlo nnreaeon ahlo, hut It't perfectly brutal of you to mention It. Now York Weekly. nr ' Ciuta for Alarm. "Pay, doctor," ozclalmed an oiclted man an ho daahvd Into tho pill dispona or'a private olllco, "I want you to mako an examination an to my sanity." "What roaixin havo you fur believing youraoll a candidate for the paddod coll?" aikod tho M. D. Well, I happen! to run acron a packaga of Minn thli morning that I wrato to my wife during our conrUhlp," wai tho algnlflMnt reply. Indirect Aaiwer. Jlorem Do you Ullove that lulclda le a tin? Mien Cauatlc Well, In your case I think It would be pormlulble. There It more Calirralit lata atetlon of ma tountrr than alt other rtla a put tocaltier. and until Ilia Ult fair year w aupMMd to be laeuraLle. I'or a rl lnr n doclora pro nounrid It a local dlMata, and trrrrlUd local rmitl, and tr ronitinlly tallltic la care wild local lletr-n, pronounctd It Ineurabta. fVlanro hai rrotrn catarrh lo b4 aron.tlto. tlvnal dlwax. and lhar.lora rrquirt oonitltu tlonut tr'atuinnt. Ilalt'a Catarrh I'ura, man ulariurwl hr K. J. OhnrA Co.Tolrdo.Ohlo, Ulhatinlrroii.tmillnn.l ruraon the raarkau lliilakrii inurnallir In lo. from lOitroralo la.MMitiful. It acta dlrccllr en tho blood and tsucoai aarfarci of the ajilera. Thrr fOtr ona htindrtd dollar! fur anr cat ll faUato nire. Hand for circular and trttlnonlali. Ad drra. K. J. C 1ICNKV k CO.. TolodO, O. H..d by Pmaaltt. IK. llall'a rainlfy rilliarelheUnU No Kxtra Charge Made. "Wow!" yolled the victim. "8oo hero, barber! You'vo cut off part of my car." "rk) I havo," roplled the barber cool ly, "but calm yourtolf. Wo roako no extra charge (or correcting facial blom Iibol I'll trim tha other ear down to a decent cite too." Philadelphia frcH. A QutfebUr. "Would you quit amoklng for my take?" aakod ike "Cortatnly." antwered tho celd bloodod man I "If there was any occai Ion for It Ilut I fall to aeo why I ahould begin amoklng for your aako In tho flrat placo" Wnthlngton Star The Human Stomach. Nature ecemt to havo provided that no poleon which acta externally ahall have any effvet Internally and vlca ver an. Tbua tho moit deadly anako venom can be awallowcd with Impunity, tho Juice of tho atomach preaumablydecom poalng It and rendering it liarraieaa. Journal of 8ciunc Sect Remit ot Ilia Labor. A Method lat church at Rod Wing, Minn., has been celebrating Ita eeml centennial. JUv. Chauncey Hobart, who preached tha flrat aermon there April HO, 1B63. la looking on at the "exerclaea," lie la now a patrlarhal scntleman of 02. American la Oxford "Hlfht." D, Mllburn, aoa of tha well known Buffalo lawver In whoae home Presi dent McKinlay died, la a member of tho Oxford boat crew tlila yoar. Jlla atrooat equally athletlo brother hai mliaod the "elaht." Wcatern Ranch nncloca. Tho 08-Lorre nowar traction englnea uied on western ranches will pull aim ultaneoualy 17 14Inch plowa plowing xO feet. Tha outfit will plow from 40 te 00 a:raa per day. or will plow, drill aad trarrow, all at one time, with prop orly arranged tool a, from 35 to 60 acroa por day. w. Y, bun. One Man'a WUdom. PingThere goea a man worth $3, 000'OUO aud be made every dollar of It in trade. ' Pone Woll, all I've got to aay la that I dou't want to trado with a man llko that. The l'.ffect of Running. Running loaaena tho blood supply In the legs, RUH1SOH MAGUIHERY CO. (HurccMora to John I'oola) Poot ol Morrlton Btract, Cortl.nJ, Ortjor The l!ll(la.iilliie Knrlne A uhlld ran run It. Valvr a ami all working" parta coTcrad up. 'J h. p., MUi A h. p., tJlOi Oh p., two. "rut In a Ut ile (laaolluo and than ko ioilcap," Write for Illustrated cataloaua and for nrlca on anjrthliif you need In aha machinery Hue. Over one million dollara in ncnilona aecured by in for ur client during; the lx yeara lait lint, OverVO yeara iucceM(ulexirlenoa. l'er onal and prompt attention to all el at me en truited to ui. If your attorney hai been dli. barred you can appoint ui toactlnyourclalmi. rati fund by law ana contiucant upon lucceia, Tabcr Whitman Co., M-10 Warder Jlld(., Hho-Wliy do you nuppoao they hnvo all tho toh-pliono wlroa a high In tho nlr? HoOli, that la o tlu-y can keep up tho conrvniatluii, I auppoao. You kura Htiiti'dinnii. Trnmir "la din nil yor kin gimme cr cupful uv cold wnlcrJ" Kind I.ndy "Of course not. You can have ni innny cupftiU ae you want." Chl cngo Dully Nowa. Kdytli "Yen, Jack la Inclined to flirt a little, but hla heart la lu tho right placol" Mnynio "Indecdl How long haa It been In your iwaaeaalou?" Chi cngo Dolly New. A rainy day nice! "Bo you lost again?" "Of coiuac." "Couldn't tho homo you bet on run?" "Yea; he could run very well. Ilut bo couldn't awlin." Wnahlngton Star. "A number of her old flnmea havo combined to preiont her father with n flro badgo." "Why!" "Hccnnae of tho apeed nnd completencaa In which ho put them all out" Judge. 1'rllllln "Wn your dinner n aoclal aucccaar" Clorlnda "Yea, Indeed. You ace. I waa careful to Invite only people who havo the aamc kind of tier voua proatrntlon." Ilroo!(l)7i Life. "Whero did your daughter and her huaband apeiid their honeymoon, Mr. Uoldbugr "Illeat If I know. I can't oren find out where they acnt all tho money they did." Washington Tlmea. "Ho bad throe daya of grace left In which to pay tho note, and ho moved nt once to tho Arctic region. I won der why?" "Well, you know tho dnya thcro aro alx montha long." Town Topic. Advantage of poeltlon: "Hold on!" exclaimed the boy who wa under; "let'a nrbltrnte thla thing!" "There ain't nothln' to nrbltrate!" panted the boy on top, pummellng him vigorous ly. Chlcngo Tribune. Ready for Kaatrr: Deacon Cobba "William, If your father ahould have $10 and some oho ahould glvo him 5, whnt would ho have?" Wllllnra "Nothing. Hut ma would havo n new hat." Chicago Newa. She "Tho mlllluer told mo that ahe had been down to tho dentlst'a to have a nerve killed." He "Well, from the prlcea alio aaka for hats, I ahould any tbc dentist must brtve killed the wrong one." lonkira Htaleaman. "Oh, let me like a soldier die!" ex claimed the leading man of the bnrn atormera. "Oh, If I only had a gun!" exclaimed aomu one In the gallery, In a touo that unvored of genuine sym pathy. Chicago Dally Newa. To. what do you attribute the prop ertlea of your springs?" naked a visitor nt.n heallli resort "Well." answered the proprietor, thoughtfully, "I guess the nilvortlaltig I've douo hns had aoiuellilng to do with It." fuck. Automobile perils: "Yes, our 'Illnck Pjiook, wna demollshid by ruuulng Into it bam." "Theu I suppose you had to walk?" "No, wo had to run. The farmer came after ua with n pitch fork ami a bulldog." -Philadelphia Record. Overwhelming evidence: Judge "You deny persistently that you com mitted the net, nud yet tho description Ilia you exactly a beautiful face, youthful appearance, pretty little foot" Woman dufenduul "Judge, I confess nil." Tlt-Illta. Now phaso of It: "Yander goea another apeclmen er de race problenil" exclaimed llrother Dockey. "Whero?" "Right ytinder lat man behind der nigger la do sheriff, en do nigger la leudln' him liy one hundred yards!" Atlanta Constitution. "Ko you nre not going to Europe again?" "Not for a loug time," an awered Mm. Somrox. "It !a our In tention to llvo lu America, thereby culling attention to tho fact tbnt wo enu afford to pay tho highest prlcea for everything." Washington Star. Mm. Hiram Off en "That will dot You'll leave on Saturday, nnd you needn't bother mo about n recommen dation." Urldget "Shure, Ol liov no Intlntlon of glvhi' ye n recommluda- tlon. Ol'll toll tho truth about ye to Ivery gurl thul nxea me." Philadel phia Press. "That first wlfo of mlno nover could tnko a Joko." "Rut sbo took you once." "Don t get personal. When she got her dlvorco from Rclmoollt last week I aent her n ineanngo wlslilng her many hnppy returns of tho day, nud now alio refuses to oven nod when wo nieot." Chicago ReconMIornld, Denlor "Thoso nro tho most beauti ful cutgltiss tumblers wo hnvo, ?I3 n dosen." Mrs. Housekeep "I'll tnko thuin, but I want you to label them 'Seconds, Imitation cut-glass, ?1.50 n dozen.' " Dealer "That's rather a ro mnrknMo request." Mrs, Ilousokcei "Ycu; It's merely to decelvo the sorvant Blrl"-Pbiradelphla Press. I No Hair? "My balr wai falling out very fast and I was greatly alarmed. I then tried Ayer'a Hair Vljor and my hair stopped falling at onco." Mrs. G.A. MeVay, Alexandria, O. The trouble Is your hair does not have life enough. Act promptly. Save your hair. Feed it with Aycr's Hair Vigor. If the gray hairs are beginning to show, Aycr's Hair Vigor will restore color every time. tl.H a Mil. All tmfr. If yoar droealit cannot supply yo, aasd ua ona dotlar and wa wllf aipraas yea a bottle. Ma eare and vIt th aaaae et Jur nauaataxpraieoDca. Addreaa, J. C. AIXR CO., Lowell, Maas. Doing IIU Beat. "In order to be aaccoHfnl those Isye," remarked the weat aldo pbilos pher, "a young man ahould apply felmtelf constantly." "That'a me," rejolaed the ypsth with tho abort-order ealarr. "I've been calling on an heiress every evea log for three months." The Four Mlaute Err Cynical Boarder Here, walterl Walter Yea, aab; yea, Mhl Cynical Boarder When I aaked yon for a fonr-minato egg yon evidently mlannderatood. I meant one that baa been in bolting water for that period and not one that lacked four mlnntea at hatching. Important Ouimlnlon. Pa Oatend. In the front of this die tlonary you will find "the flag ot all nations." It la completo. Oatend Comnlnta nnthln'l Whr. they ain't even got tho baseball pen nant among dem. Added to Drltlih Empire. Three hundred and fifty square mile havo been added to the British Empire by tbe ratification of the frontier be tween India and Thibet. Anxious to Help Rockefeller. tlAnnrt that Jnhn D. rinrkafollpr had said he would pay a million dollars for a new stomach, or a bealthv disestive apparatus, baa reenlted in deluging the Standard Ult millionaire witn tnoaa ends of letters. u an iaaie'Jjj'asiagJ gsKeeley Tiicohel Qfxsm, Tobacco Using Wttffcr LtxuniATSO CmcuiMtA" berMSMrecrriS TaasutaKCxc Tcfrpbcoe mn$01r Dr. C. Gee Wo VONDERFUL HOMB TREATMENT This wonderful Oil n.M doctor I called great btrauM be enrra Dcmpl wlUwat op ra tion that arealrra up to die, II eurre with Ue wooderrul fbi nM herb, rot, but., barks and vtf.ta&l that are aoUrrly un- rnca In thie coemrr Througb the um of tnoM haradou r.rndl tbl fmoa doctor know tbe action or ortr too did. rent rem edl, which b aocmaftillr ui In dlRrtt dU.e, 11" gnarantrra lo care caltarb, aeib ina, long, throat, rbramatlem. n.rTOTjanM, alomacb. llrar, kJdnrr, etc; bu bandrede of tceUmoalaU. Cbargta mo.r4. Cart and M him. ratleata out of tna rliy writ for Manka and circular. Knd aiof. CO:HUl T ATI O.N rilF.K. A.VIMKHH TkC Gee Wo CEbtse MeoKdae Co. 1B1 Aider St.. Kartlaad. Oratvo. ajyUaaUaa paper. AGENTS WANTED ETcrjrwhere. Write now. J lUKttDLOLBWOSnRw-AVtJcXTiTOUIlO g ? Astas.tr. )SC0 . g I RAKItCT. tMrZWAL. KOS ARCH. OUStStT 5 ' It IAXJ!U tkritu J28 mi ifrulu b i roTosacLES. , 5 J Fend for catalog-uee. $ FRED T. MERRILL CYCLE CO. a 'I PortUnd. Orrcon. $ ;lu 7 max Seattle P. N. U. Na 13-1904. ;n BEX w-lUnr WkdvarUaaraylaewi neaUea tula pr. BBHIBflBBHHaHa3EjK9RHBHBlBVBVBBBM Pn'iiWHIii i'il4i i i ILL lti L'li"'i'i7Vuii'i't' iIm'm'SJitT Tlin ICintl You Hnvo Alwnrs JJousrlit has boroo tho Kl.Tna- turo of Chus. II. Fletcher, nnd hns been mado under his personal supervision for over tf O rears. Allow no ouo to dcceiro you In Aids. Coimtcrtcits, Imitations mad, Just-aJt-trood" aro but Experiments, nnd endanger Lks liculth of Children Cxpcricnco aalnct Hxpcrimcut. What is CASTORIA Caatorln is a harmlcsn substltuto for Castor Oil, Pore irorlc. Drops and SoothluK1 Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphlno nor other Nnrcotia, KUbstnncc. Its nfro is its rtinrauteo. It destroys "Worms nnd allays Povcrlahncas. It cures Dlarrhccn and Wind Colic. It relieves Toothing Troubles, etircs CotiHtlpatlon and Flatulency. It usrtlnulatcs tho Food, regrulatcs tho Stomach and ilowcl) Rlvlttsr healthy nnd natural sleep. Tko Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend, Tie Kind You toe Always Bought Boars tho Signature of Cz&$fM In Use For Over 30 Years. Ye eiun eowNv. ?r Muan.v araerr. wewTaacrrr. itfm kA. ettr I I Tbe rnu.Ua Hir.'tf ban gtOat a gti rpoiil l till. Mciloa. Er.(.alBeeJera. NatLMc Free cS-Pua Htal B.k. rranlia t.tney C . St. f l. HU I mmmtmmmmmmm iimi . .- a VUKTI.AMU HBKU C0. rexUsjatt, 0bb. Coae. Aeata. fun Li rtftn v H-LAnatjLjj fei ur. n jl. 11 lay CURE Your HORSE of HEAVES ffl fSKJ Pletetupcr er IMuk Bra vrlth TaonUH nmva iUUun l'owuui. They ak a oheat biood ruurm AND COKDITIONCI. a sure care far ail ailments from vrbi.h bcatca aiiac. CURED 34 HOKSES. IbtTe bea ailaa I,TUUa Hwi fawd.r ta. rut etxkt msatht and ta tbit II n.rMac HM.w la c in.Mtnprr ..a v .t uirun isgo. ..Scarcely a Day.. I'aitei but w aro called upon to porlorm aome ilimcult deutal iperatlon that li the direct reeult ol neglecting tha teeth e cannot urge too itroncly the benatlt and economy of comultliig ad.ntlitat the very flrtltlgii of tooth trouble At the .tart theie troublea aro rurrectel quickly aud at email coet. Our method aio rainlcM and our work guaranteed ltoth 'phone orugun bomb Jl, Columbia iw. 0h-ii uraulngt till v buuda)siroiuH lu li r iw ais,20,jio.an, ji., W1E WKOS.. Dent sts. .w.!io.?n.-.,.i ., ..i..u.... t m -. -t i.r. mini wiu n umn.uiu bu X'OUTLANJJ. OKIQOK, navukiigiwu, . w