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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (April 10, 1903)
yt.sr"nffyw'fvww'swg i' vmwfsHWrnfi- - w I March, April, May Thoro Is a beat tlmo for doing everything that is, a timo when n tVing cr.n bo dono to tho bost nd vantage, most easily and moat ef fectively. Now is tho beat time for purifying your blood. Why! Because your system is now trying to purify it you know this by the pimples and other eruptions that havo como on your faco and body. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Are tho medicines to take thoy do tho work thoroughly and agreeably and never fail to do it. Hood's nro tho medicines you havo always heard recommended. t rannot recommend Bood'a Sanrparllli highly a prlns ir.edlelne. When wt o It In the aprlng w all feel betterlhroupb rummer. " Mnv 8, II. Nsau, McCrayt, I'- "A rannot recommend too I Uko Hi Hood' Sarsaparilla promlaoa to cure and keeps the promlao. On Riverside Drive. She My! Look at tho carriages oing down tho bridle path! He Why shouldn't they H's n wedding party. Columbia Jeator. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Rear Signature of Sf Pec-StaU. Wrapper Betew. Vary wiH Jutd May KtAawi FM HEAIAChEk F1S .IZZIMESS FIR IIUIISKCS?. FIRTIRMIllVU. FBI CINSTIPATIBN. FIR SAUBW SKJR. rUTKECIMPLEXIII In - furnoma wmiimiwwi. l swiiiii CURE SICK HEADACHE. CARTER'S fttue, IVER 7 a Ply- JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE. Foot el MorriMO Street. Can etre you the beat Ursilni in Holler and Engine. Vtlndmlllt. Huraptasd lien ral Macnlnery Wood hawing- it ritalnea a specialty, fee Ui before burin. BROME SUSS! TIMOTHY Theae two great leaden are worth attentlonof every Hardiest Known rai. r Orau U wonderful In a dry country. Mr Tlmo tbr 1 timely unentitled rtitellnll 5 In. quality. Write lor "' """ price and llverea in your town. . G. S. MANN, trie SEEDMAN. 184 Print St., Portland, Oregon Will alto Mnd you at tarns time ttm ' Jlej and prlcet ol my treat ipecialtlti. 1 sample de- IJeeley 1 ure1 Alcohol. i Opium. Tobacco II Using I Pint and Montgomery SU PORTLAND. OK. AMERICAN CREAM SEPARATORS Aretoldiubjecttoap proral and at a price tiiat wilt enable you to make a good profit on a few cowi. Tbe cleanett, fairest ma chine In all tbe vorld. Strongett In ALL tbete point thai any other, Tin Cloia Skimming. Eaty Cleanli jr. light Running-. Durability. Write for free catalogue. MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER 10. PORTLAND, Ore. SPOKANB. Watb. BOISB, Idaho Won Medal, farli, 1900. Sarcastic: Ouest Walter, bring ma a beefsteak. A rcnl largo otic, as my eyesight In very poor. Kx. K YcaBt "It'a hard to keep n pood man dowu." Crlmsoubetik "That's why they put such heavy monuments over .somo or them, I suppoe." louKcra Statesman. Softlolgh-Aro you quite sure Miss Banks Is not In? The Mald-Of course I mn. She gave mo'ono of ,your photo graphs In order to make mo doubly sure. Chicago Dally News. "Bryan still seems to think he's very much Uko Thomas JcKerson.'' "And so he Is." "Nonsense!" "Fact. Tho onlv difference Is that Jefferson Is burled."-l'hlladelphla Press. Mrs. Upjohn "What beautiful iloorsl lion- do you keep them so nicely pol ished?" Mrs. Gaswell (giving her tho ley glare) "I don't. I leave that to the housemaid "-Chicago Tribune. Lawyer "llnvo you ever seen tho prisoner at tho bar?" Witness "No, sir; but I have seen him many times when I strongly suspected he had been at lt."-I'hllndelphla Kvenlng Bulletin. Mrs. Watts-Trumps Oh. yes. wii had a delightful .time. Wo played cards tho whole evening. Mr. Watts Trumps Nonsense. Lucy: we only played between the anecdoiee, Tit Bits. Lady Caller (to old family servant) I Well. Bridget, did Master Arthur shoot I any tigers In India? Bridget Of J coorsc he did. Hhuro we have tho ! bonis of tho craychurs hung In the halll-Puuch. Progressing. She "How's tho motor car getting on. Sir Charles?" He "Well, fact Is, Pro ccn very little of It. You see, I've only had It three months, and when It Isn't lu tho hospi tal, I am." Punch. ' "If you kiss me again, sir, I shall call my mother!" "What's the use of that?" said Cholllo Kreshe; "you know I'd prefer to kiss you, und, besides, your father might object to my kissing the old lady."-Baltlmoro Herald. A Vision of Bliss. Bastus "Ah dreamed ob hcaben las night." Zeke ' "Am dat no? An' what did It look like?" Bastus "A monst'u hlc chick- en rooso In de middle ob a watermll Hon patch!" San l'rauclsco Bulletin. Suhbubs We've got n new girl at our house. Bucklotz Hah! It's easy enough to get n new girl, but can you . keep her? Hubbubs The doctor thinks so. He declares she weighs nine pounds at leasL Philadelphia Press, A South Carolina rindlng.-,,What was tho verdict that the coroner Jury i returned?" "Willful neglect of duty I on the part of. the deceased. Ho went out unarmed, knowing the other fellow was In town." Chicago Becord-Her- aid. Blessed sleep: ".SupHlug you woke up some day and fotui 1 yourself a millionaire what'd you do?" "do right to sleep again, so that the knock ing of the tax assessor on tho door wouldn't annoy me!" Baltimore Her- i aid. j Hatlxlled Quite. Nervous Old Lady "I hope your horse Is quiet, cabman. What's she laying back her ears llko that for look!" Cabby (complaccutly, "Oh, that's only her feminine curiosi ty, mum. Kho likes to hear where she's a-goln to!"-Tlt-Blts. Why John WasAbsent.-The follow ing brief but explicit telegram was sent from a near-by State to Ceorgia recently: "lleason John didn't git home fer Christmas wux ho stopped i III n tintitl far tin, llml tlmn In Ilia lift, ! an' blowed out the gun." Atlanta Con stitution. Tollept-Whafs this? "Lost, a house dog; a llb.-r.il reward will bo paid for bis return." Why, mau, there's your dog out lu the yard Oils moment. (lllfore Yes; somcbody'll come along and steal him ns soon as that advertisement gets ubout. Bos ton Transcript. Scribbler "Confouud It, Marlal didn't I tell you not to let the bab touch anything on my desk?" HI Wlfe-"Well, you know I cun't watch her all thu time. Has sho done any mischief" Scribbler-"! .should fny she has! She's written a historical novel." Judge. "I seo It's becomo so windy on tho corner where tho Flntlron Building has been erected In Now York that sometimes peoplo aro blown off their feeL" "How humiliating It must bo for n Now Yorker to bo carried off his feet by anything that doesn't como from Europe." Chicago Bccord-IIcr-aid. Mrs, Nextdoor "Your daughter has Improved wonderfully In her piano playing." Mrs. Homer "I'm glad to hear you soy so If you nro really sin cere." Mrs, Nextdoor "Why, what do you mean?" Mrs, Homer "Well, you aee, we didn't know whether sho was improving, or whether wo wero mere ly getting used to it." Chicago Dally News. Tired Out ul was very poorly ami could hardly et about the liouto, 1 was tired out all tho time. Then 1 tried Aycr'n Sarsaparilla, and It only took two bottles to maka mo feel perfectly well." Mrs, N. S. Swln. ney, Princeton, Mo. Tired when you go to bed, tired when you get up, tired all the time. Why? Your blood Is Im pure, that's the reason. You arc living on the border line of nerve ex haustion. Take Aycr's Sarsaparilla and be quickly cured. tl.M Wilt. All fTltl. Atk ytir llr whti It thtnki of Artr't 4tti.ar.lit, I;, katwi til annul I Ml Brand bU filnllr im-dirln. JVIWwhU t4Uau Cultivation of tha Orchid, Aniauthorlty on tho orchid nays an amateur cultivator often (nlla, not so much through want ol attention, lint through over attention and a disregard of nature and hor Inwi. CITS rtrmlnMinr 1ut Se fill t ntmntimN lilt tn.rflr.f1a.fir KluVi(lrlN.!l aMtnnr.rMnurVMltlCaJ.upitUUnllUiMlmli fee. Da.il.ll.Xuxa.Lia.uiaithsurl.lltJ.ula,)' Justifiable. "Johnson writes that ho has Juat killed thu hero Id Ills new novel," "Well, ho needn't worry over that J thu ury will acquit liitn." Atlanta Constitution. (lURS WINK AIL UK IAIL9. . IXnuh arrvp, tmiu 0hL ' nnia or nmreitii. I HmI oomh arm in limn. VI Will i6 t.ll,Ad. J. U. Area Co Lewtll, Hait. Pauline Have you nothing to bo proud ol? Penelope Yes, I'm proud that ! haven't any falsa prido. Proved. "At any rate," hn raid, as ha mailed a check to a Han I'rane leco emi tter, "It can't bo don led that I am alilo to roke a little money go a loiut way." Chicago l.viulni Journal, 1'lto's Curs ft a remedy forcntiRht, colds and etintuiiipilon. Try It, PrleettocenU, sturugnnit, Such a Waste. Mrs. Ulssy I'm so potry to hear that your wlfo iiaa been throning the crockery at you, Casey, Whoro did he hit yon? Catey Faith, ma'am I That's what Ui do bo aftlier rainplalnln' av, a wholo set Ulahea broke an' alio nlver lilt mo wanst. Brooklyn Life. BESTFORTHE BOWELS If yes btfeii't a resalar, lieallhr rno?m nt of ttU fx-ti eterr oty. fou're lick, or will be .Keep fmtt buntlt mb. ami Nt.weli. Vree.ln 11m ihtpepl (loltnt ilirilt or hill pollQiii It dtno.fuui. 'Cha irnuHiiiit.i. tiltiil. luoii Mf ft way of ilns Uie bow li eltar auii altao U to lake CANDY CATMARTIO tmariumn atsamsio Ititrklctio, WeaVo. PfUtli-t. , (bt Wrlt-j or (itmttntt. aod booklet wtotalUL Xo&tut i IUlkei4rlMirhO-4iMtl,rCHk' -( KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN "WltH tlm Itf .urtT St. Jacobs Oil to cure Lumbago and Sciatica Tfcare U no tueh word as fall Trie, 9e nl 3 Or. I Titsa isVMi to niece av - BM.S.V . vrsj vva i i smt ti iffl J QlA Wlmttm fta i 3f n rCbSVr RIIIM IWI IWbt Illiaf(ctthlrili.r9iw.li tt- fuon.t I wet struint ana on iiiortrtrmt liitn nnyoiu.rin Auittira. lutreui immr rurthlt. we own and nit. ertla orf r lou) aem f.ir llta uroilue. .. ."...-.-. . ninurriivK'wtr,!. uiorarrioi iibit-avt-uiairvinMn wtfhi.ia j Uk ull7win natnvin.td efltr J For IB Centm Poutpahl. 1 l,l NWTM .1.., 1 , ..n. (HflMI ..! ., ImkUMiuliUN, II .,1 I ft IwUm 14-. Mmh, vM.iawit.m4s rw l,.n I9I4M M H. It tWrWul, W..III.I S-lMf MtU.1 la all iu VU hwiuiilr f uua.M..t Utlmvt rMfmlntf SMfitnl lot r wiiii tmt imi nilih l-IIIM til , UmI Mk,kI hnl, HIIIIm O.I. r mnu, inm. ii,whi, iiiii, w..allvr naly let, latuaiMtM , u. trtiH, . vhI,m m al Sal a rttwo. JOHM A.I12(R IICO COu, I Cftltl, Wl. I FOTTT'T- T1TTTTVTTTTTTTTTVTt a Boy' and Youths' Jack Knife Shoes AdcyourdM.fr for tlu Jack Knife Sho,. Kvtry boy grli a pocket knife with hit pair of lhor. Brttwratinetlvcci. Ilsxor Meet knives. KRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholoalm, 87-8? First St., "Portland, Or. ff UNION MADK I tv. I LHlHaBl-AAX eBBBLeHB A I .Scarcely Oay., Tuiet but we am railed upon to perform tome dIRlrult denial irtUuu that l thedlrrrt rrtultof nestccllnslb teelb Me rtnnot urte t" ttrnndy the truant and ecunntny of roniulllns ailenlUtat thoYerjr rtr.l ilxn ol toolh trouble At tbe ttart thrte trnublet are curr'clnl r.uicklr and at .moll roil Our icn' am palnlet arnt iiurwork fuaraiitenl Ihilh phnnei liimi'n Niuiti, .. fulumbla UM Onu inllii till V bumlari troni to tf L. uonalmm mammm mna mmHm mora mmn'a Uootlynmr Wmtt (Hand. Smwit rrvaotm) cJioomthmn mnyothr tnnnufitotupor In tho vrorlit. 1525,000 REWARD arUI ta palt in who caa dltpivr lala tlataiaaat. BeraitM W. I,. Dougls UtlieUrsett manufacturer hn ran buy cheaper sod pro-lit hi tho,- at a lower rnt lliau other con cern, which f nalilm him to aell aliov for 5.V-0 and 83MI eiuai in tiMnjy Way to tlunn sold rite, where for t aud 83.00. TH poutlaa jr.t nm. GSb yf HrRiLttH. (Mt .tWuaulne lie Uittora Im prlw luulrimnUaOitri mora CttlM and wlU lonrr Itianaar oih.r Unn, in lh. wclJ. .u.,w n.t. lAnn min aauitti turn tMwinmr abon- war !?..': pn ituinMnrtiita cIouMkI Uitl- '.wj'i.a pto i in tuiiio,iir. w W ttmiUa ! Mtiialaii4aTi fcr not UMinty, Vr W im Dr T. I'.WImi WISE I3ROS., Dentists. ZiUSU.."' I'OUTLANU, OIIBOON. World's Largest Organ. Tho Inrgmt organ is In Sydney town hall. It has 10,000 pipes, l-'O speak, log stop and I blown by a 15-horto power gas engine. , Undoubtedly. llss I love Oeorgo from tho, bottom of my heart. Teia Hut of course there Is plenty of room at tho top. oilr larrf. r-wKtiMi nti.ann.iiNii.ai In ItM.lNr..! luuitalMi Ul,oa,a4u,it A nlnof Mil.Nqit. 4A0.70 In rear Ttatv W. L. DOUGLAS t40 GILT BOOK UNIT, Worth l&oo compared wrlth Other Moke; sttl Impnnt4 an I Arttlran IrtUtri, Wr fout Coif. Iinml, . Calf, Clf. VHIKI4, OortAS Cult. atf heutml Kamano. fm i Ctr Igtltti. fbnllfln anM'n h W. U uououia V. IIIVII , nam a4 plic tlampfef u Ut'cu. Itart r ,, v tttra. ri, Clbtffrt. Y. Mm liuuuut, iiuovu,Yu., aiam. P. N. U. No, 14 leoj. AV ,'lli:M wrlilnir tuntlvrtUrpUiM nmnuwu iMii yitpvr BMllMMMMIMMiBMIMP B M obbbbbV 9 eMaH eaaaf aaafcal ! bbW K ajaparr?ajHHejB M m l H BH I Bh v ML vVea I Kl " r- B F JH m..B aaam. B I JHaa Yfl aaWlkl llaVFia T vim.i-i4iiiB m ISSg i'.p1 AVtcelablc ErcparflliortforAa' slmilaling HicFoodnndRcr.ula ling UieStoianclo ondBowb of Promotes DigcallonJChecrrur neas aPxlRcsLConiains neither Opuim.MorpWne norllncral. 1not"Naslcotio. jtoyttfouoxiHunmam HmUUSJ- Apcrfccl Remedy forCorellpa non. Sour StoraachiDlarrhoca Worms .ConvulsJons.Feverisli rvess and Loss op Sleep. FacSunUe Signature of NEW YDT?K. t2U Tho Kind You Havo Always Bought, find which litis boot. vla uko for over 30 yearn, lion borne tho altrnature of nnd litis been inauo under bM pc 'ffl-tfh, sonalatiporvlalou nlnco Itnlnfliney. f4C$A4l Allow no ouo to dccolvo you in tiili. All Ooiintorfolts, Imitations and Just-ns-ffood" nro butr Experiments thut trlllo with nnd ondanpor tho health of IaiUntil and ChUklroa ISxpcrlcuco ng-alniit lixpcrlinont What fs CASTOR1A CstorIa Is ii harmless substituto for Castor Oil, Par gorlc, Drops nnd Soothlnff Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphlno nor other Narcotle Bubstauco. Its ago is Its guarantee. It destroys Worm and allays FovorlshncsH. It cures Diarrhoea and VIb4 Oollo It relieves Tcothlngr Troubles, ouros Gotuttlputloa and Vlatuloncy It aaslmllatca tho Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tbe Cldklrea'at Panacea Tbe Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS. Sears the Signature of ' Sj aU&m&c KXACT COPY Or WRAPPER. The Kind You Have Always Bough In Use For Over 30 Years. Tin JMTua oeMMwf, rr aiussAf aTiT, Hiwvot orrr. M IJb.