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Newspaper Page TextHELPED DRAHT TO FORTUNE The First National Bank !:* • ». m. 1:0« p m. »• »:0 0 p. m. »• m. 6:00 p. a . . , : >® »• a . ®:S0 p. m. B »t and Bun.— O N LY— S a t sad Boa. 11:11 ». m. 6:00 p. m. R «*r v a tlo a t fo r Theatre Parties, •U . or for Special Trip e ca ll: P ort land. phone M ala 1011; N ew berg, Local office Spivey’« Paint Phone Black 78 Store. LO CAL 0PT1CE8 . 410 H X 8 T STR E E T Phone Black 22. Residence phones Rod 212 and W hite 21». Daily trip « between Portland LOCAL A N D LONO D ISTAN C E H A U LIN G Portland office S I Front St. Phone 2154 Broadway» Calla prom ptly attended to, day" or night. Courteous, sym pathetic aervieo. Phono Ora— 11®. COLLECTIONS California line as reported from B Oentro, California, has Introduced those "little brothers o f Vesuvius” to some persons for the first time, and may have left tbs impression that this portion o f the country is subject to major volcanic outbreaks. A bulletin Issued tram tbs Washington head quarter» o f tbs National Geographic society explains Just what mud vol canos» are amt te ll» something o f their wide distribution around the world. "Th e term "volcano’ Is in n way a misnomer fo r these little mounds o f boiling mad—a fact that Is recognised sometimes by calling them "mud gey- sen ,’ " says the bulletin.' "Most o f them, In tbo matter o f also, bear to true volcanoes tbs relation o f the proverbial molehill to the mountain. And while "volcano,* with the picture that It brings up o f demolished and buried dries, naturally Inspires some thing o f awe, "mud volcanoes,’ when they are not mildly interesting na tural phenomena, are little more than nuisances. "L ik e geysers, mud vo lca n o« are usually found In regions that have ■been sohjeet to true volcanic action within recent geologic tiroes. But this Is not always true; and ‘recent’ In this sense may mean many thou sands o f yean. In the case o f gey- sen, water gathers In fissures, a por tion o f w h o « walls are hot, steam form s after a time and tba column o f water Is expelled. In the ca n of mud volcanoes, s much SB iH er quantity of water la involved. It IS usually turned completely Into steam which f o r e « its way through fins material and forms hot mud. In typical mad volcanoes, the soft mud Is forced out with llttlo violence through the top o f u small mound and flows down over the sides. Occasionally, however, a heavy column o f mud traps the steam for a con siderable period, which Is ended by s geyser-llke eruption that may throw the soft material and chunks o f tbo burdened cone high fan the air. “Mud volcanoes are teach more com mon than geysers. The only places la which geysers exist in appreciable numbers are the Yellowstone National Park—the largest and most Important geyser region In the world—Iceland, the Malay archipelago, and the North Island o f New Zealand. Bat mod vol c a n o « are scattered around the world. TO the eastward they sure lin t en countered In Iceland. In Europe they are found In Sicily, the mainland o f Italy and the Russian Crim ea; In Asia they occur at Baku, on Islands In tbs Bay o f Bengal and on the Malay Archipelago; farther Bast they are found to N eb Zealand. In the Wes tern Hemisphere they are found In Colombia. In the Yellowstone Park. Just south o f the Mexican-Cullfornla line In the delta o f the Colorado river, find a few miles to the north o f the eastern shore o f the Salton aea, in the Imperial valley." REAL SOURCE OF MOST OF TH E “LIKKER" JOKES PORTLAND Dr. Mellenthin Dr. M ellenthln Is a regu lar grad uate In m edicine and surgery and is licensed by tbe state o f Oregon. He visita professionally tbs m ore Im portant towns and cittos and offers to a ll who call on this trip free con sultation. except tbe expense o f treatm ent when deaired. According to hla method o f treat ment he dow not operate for chronic appendicitis, g a ll s to n «, ulcers o f stomach, tonsils or adenoids. H s bas to bis oredlt w onderful result« In dlasasw o f tbs stomach, liver, bowels, blood, skin, nerves, heart, kidney, bladder, bed w etting, catarrh, weak lunge, rheumatism, sciatica, lag ulcéra and rectal a li menta. I f you have been a ilin g fo r any length o f tim e and do not get any better, do not fa ll to call, as Im proper m easurw r a t h « than disease are very often tbe cause o f your lon g standing tramble. Remember above date, that con sultation on this trip w ill bo fr a « and that his troatm ent Is différant. Ucadon o f the "Adventures o f Huckle berry Pina’’ at that date had been particularly profitable and Clemens, bearing that Richard W ateoo Glider o f the Century company, bad been dlscueUinf with Grant the publish ing of his memoirs, called upon the general, with whom he bad long been on Intimate terms, tor the purpose o f finding out how fa r the project had developed. It soon appeared that the Century editors desired the book, but would not guarantee a profit o f 123,000 to. the author, who had recently ex perienced a failure la business sad whose health was breaking down. Clemeaa, whose first end last thought wan to serve his friend, said: "Gen eral, 1 hare my checkbook with mo. 1 w ill draw yon n chock now for ®2&- 000 for the first volume o f yonr memoir», and w ill add a like amount for each volume you may write, as aa advance royalty paym ent" An arrangement was made t h e r e by Grant recalved 70 per cent o f the net returns and, as Is w ell known, tbo book was a vast success. The publication resulted in receipts by the Grant helm o f about »480.000. Thu first chock to Mrs. Julia D. G rant drawn February 7, 1886, fo r »200,- 000 , remains the largest royally chart hi history. GREAT STATE COPIED MOTTO Clrcmnsptca,” ( I f You Sack a Beauti ful Peninsula. Look About You) was borrowed r a th « shamelessly fr a « tbs Inscription which appear» on tbo In terior o f 8L Paul’s esthsdral in L o b don. In memory o f its architect. Sir Christopher Wren. Ib is Inscription rands, "SI MonnmsntUB Requlrls O r- rumsptca,” ( I f You Book H is Moon- ment. Look Abovt You ). In other words, the grant church is Itself a monument to the greatest o f English architects. Sir C hristoph « Wren was b o n la 1082 and died to 172». Ha won many honors, was knighted by C h a ri« H. later elected president o f the Royal Society i f London, and served for n time In parliam ent But hie fam e rests chiefly on his having designed 8 t Paul's, the roost magnificent Protestant edifice to the world and second only to S t Peter’s to Rome among the re ligion« strectures o f modern times. It required thirty-five years In building, hat was begun and completed e n d « Wren’s sole dlrectlou. It cost »8J500,- 000.— D etroit Nswa Janitor Objected. One o f the strangest ways o f can- lag up or stimulating the Imagina tion was that employed, o n « upon a time, by our grant American sculptor, 8L Gaudena. You w ill find the story In his reminiscence» - When he was in Rome, during his student days, he was very food o f strolling about at night la one o f tbe old Italian gar- dens, la which there was n fountain which waa particularly beautiful la the moonlight and played such mu sic as oaly a fountain In an old Italian garden can play. So when St Gaudena got back to New York city and Into hia humble little studio on tbe third flow back, what d o « he do but turn on the water tap and keep It running all day long to remind him o f the tinkle and splash of that fountain la the old Italian garden. One day the Janitor c o m « plodding up the stairway, and, discovering the run ning tap, says: “ I’ve been pumpin’ wa ter ap here for three week* and won derin’ where to blaaw It eras a-gotn' -Young man, you’ll have to cut that out."— Hallam Hawkaworth, in 8t Nicholas. New » d e ntine Discovery. Among the most remarkable gtlmpsM Into hidden corners of nature Held to bo. the reel s o u r « o f all the that acleutific advance has afforded flood o f Jokes on the bootlegger and are the frequent discoveries of micro la unexpected places, “ llkker” that have been so prevalent organisms ■ t o « the beginning o f prohibition, la where they produce phenomena here Sherman A. Cuneo', live-w ire publicity tofore supposed to rise from other man for the prohibition o i l ) « o f the causes. For Instance, a scientist In Uprala, Sweden, ascertained that in bureau o f Internal revenue. preparations o f meat and fiah con- talnlng, for p u rp o « o f preservation, LOSES $4,000 GEMS IN SHOE n it te the amount o f 15 per cent, micro-organisms grow luxuriantly and Jowete Disappear When S h e « A re he con clu d« that the flavors and Tsken te Repair Shop. odors that are peculiar to varioui When Dr. Gnstave P. Hoffman o f w it consorvw are due to tbe micro 14 Kingman rood, South Orange, N. organisms with which, they are J„ remarked «a n a lly to hla w ife that prowded. , ho had taken a pair o f old show to the repair »hop. both he and hla w ife In the Interest e f Accuracy. r e «lv e d the shock o f their Uvea "Yon have hmrd what the last wlt- Mrs. Hoffman— gs soon as she waa a s « « I d , " persisted counsel, “snd able—told him that the day before yet your e v id e n « Is to the contrary the had pot her entire collection o f Am I to i n f « that yon wish to throw gems, diamond* worth 94,000, In the doubt on her veracity!" toe o f one o f the shoes Both Doctor Tbe polite young man waved a dep Hoffman and Ms w ife hurried eut te recating hand. tbe repair ahop. Anthony Palermi, "N ot at a ll," ho replied. " I merely proprietor, « I d nothing had been wish to make It d eer what a liar I found to the ahoeu The p o ll« are am I f she’s speaking the troth.” investigating., *V * f Ink squlrter »tire London Women. An laF squirt fiend, with a particular M arried women must be accom spite at light colored dresses, la arous ing women o f London. Eng., and it panied by th slr husbands. -* giving police s Job that la proving a A d d re «: 22» Boston Block, puttier. P o l l « think the s q u irt« is Minneapolis, Minn. a man dressed to women’s dothlng. Grotesque«. 1. '• a Loans and discounts, Including rediscounts, acceptances o f other banks, a n d . foreign ~Z — b ills o f exchange or drafts sold w ith In dorsement o f this hank (except those shown in b and e ) * .............. ............... .................. Total lo a n s .................... ....................... O verdrafts, unsecured .......................... ............... 4. U. 8. Governm ent securities owned: a Deposited to secure circulation (U . 8. bonds ■Cannery u s « 50,000 and baa w eelyy payroll o f »1,000. W heeler— »70.600 bridge to bo bu ilt across Nehalem bay. A m ity— N ow electric - ligh t and b A ll other United States Governm ent s e e u r itl« Total .............................................. ». Other bonds, stocks, securities, etc.: . . . ........... 4. Bunking House .................................................. Furniture and F tx tu rw ........................................ 7. Real estate owned other than bunking h ou se.. . I. Law fu l reserve w ith Federal Reserve Bunk........ 1®. Cash In vau lt and amount fine from national banks 12. Exchanges fo r «lou ring h o u s e .............. ....... .. Total o f Item s » , 10. 11, 12 and I I . . . 14b Miscellaneous cash Ite m s.. . . . 16. Redemption fund w ith U. 8. Treasurer and due „ from p. 8. Treasu rer.................................... 71,22®.®# 22,726.®® 12,70®.## ®,726.2® 7,990.## 1M 41J1 18,054.15 Eugene— N ew garage to bo built. Lebanon— Plans made fo r con struction railroad from Lebanon through Sw eet Hom e and Foster to TO TAL W h ite C ity. Roeeburg to get »6000 elub house. Can by— C ity to take over ligh tin g IT . Capital stock paid in IS . Surplus fo n d ........................................................ Hood R iver— Plans made to devel op scenic wonders o f Mount Hood. 1 ». Undivided profits .............. ............» 4,607.01 a Reserved fo r interest and t a x « accrued.......... 17.2 m i l « Mount Hood loop high w ay to cost' »260,000. 1 200.00 Pendleton— Construction to start c Lees current expenses, Interest and t a x « paid on new hospital. 20. C irculating n o t « ou tsta n d in g .......................... Portland— Roberta m otor company 25. Cashier's checks outstanding . . . . . . . . to erect »22,000 garage. Total o f Item s 21, 22, 22, 24 and 2 5 .. Bandon— New hotel assured. Demand deposits (oth er than bank deposits) Eugene— W illam ette va lley high subject to Reserve (deposits payable w ith in w ay to he surveyed from Crescent to 20 d a y«) M edford to get arm ory. ’2 ». Individual deposits subject to chock. ............ Burns to get large saw m ill. 27. C ertificate« of deposit dua to Isas than 20 days Engene to build »120,000 addi (oth er than for money b o rrow ed )............... tion to electric p la n t 28. S U te, county, or other m unicipal deposits se Bend propoew »66.000 street im cured by pledge o f aaeete o f this bank or provement*. su rety bond .................................... .. Rend— »21,240 In new dw ellings ‘ Total o f demand depcwHI other than started In August. . bank deposits! subject to Reserve, Eugene building perm its fo r Aug- Item s 2 «, 27. 28, 2 », 20, and 2 1 . . . . net exceeded »02,000. Tim e deposits subject to Reserve (payable a fter Sacramento company to build »2,000,000 tourist hotel a t Medford. 20 days or subject to 20 dafa or m ore no tice, and postal M vin g s). H illsboro Masons bfcildlng threw« story lodge home. 22. C ertlflcatM o f deposit (oth er than fo r money Salem building fo r August 60 per borrow ed) ........... ............................................ cent over I»2 1 . »4 . Other tim e deposits 8t. Johns— Peninsula Lumber Co. »5 . Postal « v ia g s deposits............ .......................... to build new »600,000 plant here. Total o f tim e deposits subject to R e Roeeburg— Banker Booth d o n a t« serve, Item s 22, 22, 24, and 26 ........ seven acres on South Uihpqua river to state for a park on the Pacific 2®. B ills payable (In clu din g a ll obligations rep highway. resenting money borrowed other than re St. Helens— N orw ay steamer takes discounts) .................................................... 2,150,000 feet lumber to Montreal. 40. N o t « and b ills rediscounted, including accep Eugene orders Im provements fo r tances o f other banka and foreign b ills o f one and one-half m i l « streets exchange or drafts sold w ith indorsem ent o f this bank.................................................. “ B eob” P r a m Genius George Sperti, 23-year-old student TO TAL, ................................................. 460.74*. at the U niversity o f Cincinnati and regarded as a ‘‘hopeless dullard’ ’ by State o f Oregon, County o f Y am h ill. « : I, R. P. GUI. Cashier o f the above-named beak, do solem nly awe his professors In the electrical en gin eerin g department, quietly sold that the above statement la true to the beet o f m y know ledge and b elief. a ll righ ts to a new type o f electric R . P . G IL L , Cashier. m e t«, his Invention, for 950,000, * Subscribed and sworn to before me this l» t h day o f Sept., 1922. says th e N ew York American. Dean H arm an Schneider o f the !_________ ■ C. R. Chapin, N otary Public. college o f engineering has announced M y commission expires Dec. ( , 1022. this fact, declaring that Sperti, who la w orking his w ay through school, C orrect-A t test: perfected the Invention and sold It W . H . WOODWORTH. w ithout confiding In anyone. E. C. B AIR D . Schneider received a letter from B E R N H A R D GROTH, tbo company which purchased tbe ......................................... , invention congratulating him on turning out pupils o f tbs caliber o f George Sperti. He did not know Sperti and invMtlgated. When he asked n professor In the electrical engineering department who George Sperti wan. the professor replied: “ A hopeless dullard, who Is flunk ing out In practically everyth ing.’ ’ Dean Schneider w rote the com pany askin g officials thslr reasons for th e letter o f congratulation to him. T h slr reply revealed fo r tbe first tim e that Sperti had invented an en tirely new type o f electrical m e t « and sold it to them for $ 5 ®,® 0 0 . One» Vegetable* Overcooking vegetables im pairs thatr flavor. D elicate flavors are destroyed w h ile vegetable* w ith strong flavor, such aa cabbage or oniooe, become s till stronger In taste. O vercooking destroys the at tractive color o f some vegetables. A llow w ilted vegetables to soak in cold w ater to fraahon them. I f veg- etmblM have to stand a fter paring, cover com pletely w ith cold w ater to prevent w iltin g and discoloration. B efore cooking bead vegetables and greens, set fo r an hour in cold w ater to w hich one tableapoonful o f via agar baa been added. This re moves Insects easily. Wash care fu lly. A ll boiled vegetables should be drained an soon as tender, aa they become soggy i f they are allow ed to stand undrained a fter cooking. The w ater drained o ff may ho used fo r coup Mock. M lld-flavored vegetables should be steamed or cooked* slow ly lu a small amount o f b oilin g w ater u ntil tender and tbe w ater bolls away. 8trong flavored vegetab lw should bo cooked in aa uncovered k ettle In a large amount o f rapidly boilin g »rater, and tbe w ater changed sever al times during tbe cooking. 8tarchy vegetable« should bo cooked If enough boilin g w ater to cover them. B oll gen tly and keep k ettle covered "She ray* ahe get* all her gowna In P a ri«," remarked M in Cayenne. 400.000.000 T ors Annuallv "W hat do you think o f them?" The annual flow o f the Mississippi " I think that In spite of all Iter griefs snd perplexities Paris evidently c a r r i« to tho sea about 409.090.90fi tons o f solid m atter. retains a m o m o f h u m «." TIME CERTIFICATES issued by this bank are a safe, convenient and profitable investm ent. On certificates issued a fter July 1, 1988, the fo llo w in g interest rates w ill apply: T w elve month certificate«, 4 per oent, payable semi annually. I f you i n not ono o f our large number o f m tlsfled cus tomer*. are In vite you to make une o f our fa c ilit i« , believing that we can r a n d « n servie« unexcelled by any bank la tbs W illam ette V alley. A BoD o f H onor Bank UNITED STRIES . mi ' - ‘ ■