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I VXW UXG GBAFHIC. THURSDAY, MARCH SO, IMS THE VILLAGE BAND (W rit for the Musical Messenger by Uncle Abe Corncob.) Our village band. It cums up street. DEAF MUTK MAKES SURE An’ marches rite back down. OP NOT OVERSLEEPING.— It fills the air with musick sweet. A dent unite w u s**eu buying an What ring* all over town. Amphibian of the Mesozoic Order alarm rlock the other day In a The clary nets plays “ tweedls, twee- Reported From Territory of • department store. He conduct dle, tweet,” ed his negotlatkms by nods uud An’ -tke base horn plays, “ pom Chubut, Near Andes. pom .” shakes of the bend and by writ An’ the hansum drummers keeps the ing on his pocket slate. He ex Belief that a pleslosauriaa monster, beat, amined the docks carefully and an amphibian of the meeosolc order "R , r. r. r, r. r, rutty tutty tut— Anally selected one. generally believed to exist only in fos BOM BOM.” Asked later if the dock eras sil form, is still alive in Patagonia for his own use he replied that It was expressed by Prof. Clementl Sumtlmes they marches 'round an’ was and then explained. <ai hia ’ round Oaelli, director o f the Buenos Aires slate, o f course, how he uses It. An’ ’ round an’ ’round an’ ’ round. Zoological garden. He announced be He has a shelf above the bead had received credible reports that such They all keeps time with the mu- of his bed which is held MTpluee slck’a chime. a monster was seen in a lake in the by a trigger. On top of the shelf With both feet on the ground. territory o f Chubut, near the Andes The coraneta. they plays, tootle, too he puts a pillow, so that when mountains. tle. toot,” the shelf, which Is hinged, drop*, Prof. Onelll made public a letter While the base horn plays, ” pom the pillow falls on his head. from an English friend o f his named pom,” A string attached to the trig Slietfielri. saying that while hunting In An’ the hansum drummers pat the ger is tied to the winding key ol boot, the Andes, he discovered a trail of the alarm, so that when it sounds “ R, r, r. r, r. r, rutty tutty tut— flattened out vegetation near a lake. the string is wound up uud the BOM BOM.” Indicating the track of an animal of trigger is sprung. In order to enormous weight. I-ater, says the let avoid disturbing the others in Sumtlmes. they plays on Saturday ter, Mr. Sheffield saw In the middle nite, the house the considerate/ deaf of the lake an animal, with a colossal Down in frunt o f the store. mute removes the bell from the neck like that of a swan, whose move They plays "Ole Booster,” just ’bout dock.— New York Sun. ments In the water indicated that the rite. body was shaped like a crocodile. He An’ then they plays sum more. said harpoons would be necessary to The barytone, he plays, toor&h, loo- rah loo,” NICKNAM E IS W E L L D ES ER V ED capture the monster. _ An’ the base fergits, “ pom pom.” Prof. Onelll said this evidence con Then the boss yells, "W atch out what How the Appellation "Human Birds’* firmed two previous reports that such ye do! animal had been seen alive during the Came to- Bo Bestowed on the Cum on! Cum o n !! Cum o n ! ! ! ” last year In the same region, where Penguin Family. various scientific expeditions have But when they gets in a paraide. On the frozen Ice fields about the made rich finds o f animals o f geolog At d o in ’B now and then, South pole live the penguins, called ical ages. They lays all others in the shalde. They sure thing do; by Hen! He said an expedition from Argen by explorers “ human birds" because they play just as children play, are tina or some other country ought to be The tromboans plays, ta-ra rum blat,” friendly to their strange human vis sent to capture the animal. An’ the base horn plays, pom pom” itors, and live in colonies. Then the whole durn bunch hits Penguins are quite tall, a full-grown high B-flat; bird standing two feet high. Their "Ta-ra rum— r, r, rut-tut— BOM." wings are so short they cannot fly, DOG EARNS HIS K E E P but they use them as flappers to hglp BY C O LLEC T IN G EGGS Our village band is sure sum plums: An’ durn good plums at th a t them hurry along over the snow. Their All other gangs is just plain bums, strong 4egs are far back on the body What couldn’ t scare a cat. and are so placed that the bird stands Our guys Is the best lookin’ guys; upright. The penguins are as much at They cuts their stuff by noat. home in the water as on the land. Their tones is Just the proper size One remarkable habit of the pen What gits the other’s gote. guins is the way they "talk” to one another. A dozen birds will meet We’re right smart proud of our band on one o f the beaches, and gathering boys, ,r r in groups of two or three, spend 15 Their playin’ makes a hit. If in practice they makes rotten or 20 minutes In animated conver noise. sation—uttering cries distinctly dif Shucks! We Bure don’t mind a bit. ferent in tone. We likes to hear 'em open o u t. Penguins are fond of games, a fav An’ play to beat the Jews. orite play being to force one another It makes us glad to be about. Into the water. They dive deep abd An’ drives away the blues. swim tinder water, sometimes coming to the surface more tbarSO feet from More power to the village bands! The big “ beginning ground.” shore. Let’s help the move, with hearts an’ Another sport o f the penguins Is a bands. snow slide. They pick out a nice hilly In small towns all around. spot near the shore o f an icy hay, and Musick's a grate thing fer the boys. then pack, the snow very hard by In town, or on the farm; throwing themselves on It. Then they “ Pride,” an Airedale terrier, (shown It fills dull work with lots o f joys go to the top o f the slide and one An’ don’t do no one harm. _ r** • goes down to test it. If it is all right here with Miss Gladys Kenney) earns his keep by bunting and bringing in the others follow*. Then boost the boys, an’ make !er the eggs on the big hen ranch run by go. his master, Dave Anderson, at Peta The tralnin’s fine; sure Mike! . How Speech Is Made Visible. luma, Cal. He doesn’t bother the nests They haln’t all "Sousas,” we well A wonderful new invention called but looks only for the hidden eggs be know; the Uoretgraph enables one to make ac neath the chicken houses and in the All the stars don’ t shine alike. curate Tracings upon parchment rec fields. He averages about a bucket But tha’s lots o f good gasooks today. ords of the actual vibrations of sound ful a day and never breaks an egg, In this, our glorious land. in articulate speech. The instrument even when— as in the photograph— it What kin look back ter the time, when they is worked by motor power. ' is a big goose egg. Played in the village band. When a vowel sound Is uttered the ‘ -----------o----------- room becomes full of vibrations, and G IR L SW ALLOW S COINS DEFINITE POLICY HEEDED each different sound gives vibrations "A n industrial plant can usually o f a different shape. In the presence o f the lioretgrapli a person saying It Is Said She Wanted to Dio and find another site for its factory if the Taka Hoard With Her. location is not satisfactory, moving "Ah” would record upon paper a Virginia Johnson, nineteen years old, its plant and machinery,” the Chica wobbly, symmetrical line. The princi of Pittsburgh, it is said, desiring to go American says in a recent article ple involved is similar to that of the end Iter life, decided to take along on public utilities. phonograph, but by means of delicate "N ot so with the public utility all her available wealth, which con mechanism, the effects of speech are sisted of a dime, three nickels and companies. Their property is partly enlarged an enormous number of two pennies, so she swallowed them, underground and partly on poles and times. In the belief that they would cause in thousands o f different locations, It is believed that with the new in and they must stay where they are. her death. This means that definite national vention, aided by mathematical formu She was taken to the Allegheny policy towards all our utilities should las already in use. it will be possible general hospital, where It was stated assure« them protection against rates ultimately to read and translate any that she probably would recover. which would make them lose money, foreign or unknown tongue of which Miss Johnson was arrested and held and at the same time protect the these lines are the record.—Ex for a hearing In Morals court. Late public against too high rates,, would change. at night the matron found her groan really help to keep rates at a min imum, because Investors would then ing and apparently dying. « Why Callsd "Blue Laws." The girl, admitted. It Is said, that feel more free to purchase their se "Blue laws" are, in general, any she had eaten bread in which she bad curities and the money could prob laws which Impose vexatious restric imbedded the dime, nickels and pen ably be obtained at a smaller rate of Interest.” tions on the members of a community nies. and interfere with their ordinary habits or which seek to regulate their private MICKIE SAYS— morals. The name came to be applied W H ER E W INE COSTS NOTHING specifically to a set of laws o f this na ture supposed to have been in force in Story of an Englishman, a Bottle $*AAH?r blECKS VJUOUUVrf and the Rate of Exchange. the colony of New Haven, Conn., about foa TW OCCAftlOUM. CRttOR The fluctuating rates of exchange the middle o f the Eighteenth century. VAAKS U* fia to * . ÇUFFCRtMC in Europe bring about some humorous The supposition is based upon the well- as well as remarkable transactions. c a t s , \ p vjtfo p»vrr evtn rcEU known fact that in the Puritan days Recently an Englishman on his way J tS Y Aft n iT tX JD OaSEM T the personal conduct of citizens was from Germany to Switzerland pur often subject to a close judicial super VU - © VJft,W &> MMOL A U -TU chased a bottle of wine for 500 crowns vision and that the sin o f Sabbath WUÇTAKES MA TW GfcMAtANK. in the Austrian Tyrol. After drinking breaking was especially odious to the the wine he kept the bottle, and when AW DKM\OHAR»Eft\ I magistracy. he passed the Swiss frontier sold it for 50 centimes. A Swiss 50-centime Hew Matches Cause Poisoning. piece is worth 700 Austrian crowns, so Cases of poisoning from safety that the Englishman not only had his matches seems to be common In Den wine without cost but gained 200 mark. Dr. C. Ranch reports to the crowns. Ugeswrift for Larger (Copenhagen) on IS recent cases In his own practice. SQUAW DIES IN 119 TH YEAR The trouble took the form o f a severe Inflammation o f the skin on fingers, Old Clay Pipe Was Constant Com neck and face, with badly swollen eye panisp of Michigan Indian. lids. In men it appears below the Mrs. John Whalen, a member o f the pocket In which the matches are car Chippewa tribe, whose Indian name ried; in women on the fingers with was Wahsaya Obebayahqa. died In her which they light their cigarettes. Dr. 119th year In her home on Sugar Raseh ascribes It to the nse o f phos Island, near Haolt Ste. Marie, Mich., phorus sesqulsulphfde when amor- within a few yards of where stood ths pborus phosphorus was not to be had. rude hut la which she was born In —Detroit Free Press. 1908. HOW — — m u se OF AGES PAST SEEN ALIVE II PATAGOMA EASTER APRIL ■ t Are yen ready for Easter T W e have had you in mind in all our purchases from head to feet and uft are prepared to meet your requirements. Some thing« you always plan to have new at this par* ticular time. H oleproof Hosiery In mew spring shades, Castor, Sponge, Camel. Fawn, also Black and Cordovan. $1.85 M en’s Suits A brand new assortment o f special patterns, Oregon Cassimeres, Worsteds, Serges, and stkple cloths, priced so you can afford a new suit. PONGEE SILKS CANTON CREPBS CREPE-DE-CHINE — Mrs. Whalen had never been more than 100 miles from home, although she was physically active until four or five years ago. Aa old day pipe was her constant companion Toy Balloon Travala 7M> Milas. A toy balloon released February 11 by Ned Yeoman of Waukegan, DL was found In Altoona, Pa.. 750 miles distant, by John Helms, as It descend ed Into the street. i A ____ - ' H ats and Caps r Many new numbers added, new shapes, new colon . Embroidered Organdy Beautifully embroidered on high colored grounds fo r Vestees and Collar-Cuff sets. Perrin-Kid Gloves A new Easter assortment just in, the shades and sixes you want. Xayser silk and fabric gloves in short and long lengths, new styles and shades, Beaver, Mastic, Pongee, Black and Whites. 69 CENTS TO *2.49 Silk Stripe Tissue Ginghams 78c-89c-98c A visit to our SHOE DEPARTMENT w ill be a pleasure as we have many new things to offer, Strap Pumps, Oxfords, Patent Leather, Mahogany and Blacks. DO YOUR EASTER' SHOPPING at M ille r M e rcan tile Co. SI GOOD GOODS but that Dundee will again come to their aid In the fall, providing con ditions are favorable for a good har vest, and there seems to be a general opinion that there will be. Newberg needs the community center more than anything else and it must go through. The last meeting of the Dundee woman’s club was one o f the most In teresting o f the season. Business of Importance concerning repairs to the hall were mpde and routine affairs disposed of. The regular study pro gram was modified to allow more time for a social hour, as many guests were present. The special work on Japan was finished, Mes- dames Gordon, Giddlngs, Greer, and Langellier contributing to that part of the program. The qestion box proves to be a most interesting fea ture and brought out several inter esting discussions. Bring your -do mestic and other queries for the next meeting. The tables were tastefully decorated for the occasion, Mrs. Hen ry Holzmeyer, and her assistants, Mrs. E. W. Marr, Mrs. Tourvljle. Mrs. Spencer Vedder and Mrs. More- croft furnishing refreshments. The special subject for next time will be ’ ’China.” Another part of the pro gram for the com ing meeting will be a talk by some representative o f the committee in charge of the plans for the boys’ and girls’ home. As this uplift work Is the concern of every man and woman in the state It Is hoped that all women of Dundee, whether members o f the club or not, will attend. Don’t forget the date, the first Thursday In April. SUHHYCRE8T C. A. Crater lost a valuable brood sow last week. Mr. and Mrs. AT Namltz and fam ily visited with Mrs. Namitz’s par ents near Dayton last Sunday. C. W. Bradshaw was elected one of the committee o f three by the Oregon Growers association to act as local managing committee. A. W. Hubbell, Chas. K. Hubbard and Eugene Hubbard were county seat visitors Wednesday. Taxes seemed to be the main Issue with them. Harley Hall and family, Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Graves and Mr. and Mrs. Hobson were visitors at Oresham last Sunday with Mr. Hall’ s sister, Mrs. Homer Fisher. The ladles of the neighborhood are preparing for an entertainment with in the near future. If the final Is as enjoyable aa the ladles seem to make each practice. It sure will be worth the effort. The Bunnycrest ladles club held their regular meeting with Mrs. C. W. Bradshaw last Thursday. The SUIDEE showers did not dampen the spirits (Continued from pace four) the ladies for the entire member Ip wsa present and a very enjoy The .boys must remember that ths 1921 crop was a lean one and that} able afternoon was spent planning if they can manage tba immediate [ for the neighborhood betterment. need for faada tbat there la no doubt Last Monday. March 27, was what S Newberg, Oregon is known as the combination birth day In the Hubbard family, it being Eugene’s, Mrs. Gable’s and Master Kenneth Hubbard's. So to fitly cele brate. all joined efforts and met at the home o f Eugene Hubbard. A feast in proportion to the occasion was served. The birthday cake of honor was that of Master Kenneth, bearing three candles on It. Ed Schulti was very agreeably sur prised last Sunday when a large crowd of friends from Portland and Vancouver motored out to his home. Crystal Springs. Mr. Schultz remem bered it being his birthday, but did not suspect so many others »would. Perhaps there was a woman in the case. For some reason Mrs. Schultz had killed and prepared a quantity of chicken far beyond the needs o f the home folks. A huge cake with 47 candles on it was brought forth and a good feast spread. The guests ex pressed approval of the way Mr. Schultz had cleared and made him self and family such a fine home In the past few years and hoped he would spend many more such happy occasions upon it. t CHEHALEM CENTER Mrs. John Fort Journeyed to Port land Tuesday. Carlos Johnson made a trip to Portland and return Tuesday. Mrs. Will Heacock of Portland is spending some time with her'daugh ter, Mrs. Paul Lewla, at present. Mrs. Jack Laure of Portland vis ited the latter part of last week with her sister and family, Mrs. C. A. Cole. The* Misses Gladys and Clara Grimes and other young friends were visitors at the home of Mrs. Marie Tangen Sunday evening, also Mr. and Mrs. Harry Crater. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Chase, Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Chase and Dorman and Doris Chase motored out Sun day afternoon for a visit at the old Johnson pioneer home, the home of Mary P. Johnson and family. "It 'ud be a awful thing to be the wlddy of a man that was burned up In a lime kiln. Sure and there wouldn’ t be any remains, at all, at all all.” Mary Anne tells you all about it. See "Safety F irst," to be put on In the near future. The Chehalem Center school boys baseball team went to Sprlngbrook last Friday to play ball. Sprlng- brook. with the help of high school boys, made out to defeat our boys, and they did not lose the score card, either. This makes one game apiece. They will play off the tie in the near future. The seventh and eigth and ths fifth and sixth grads classes at school entered the contest the stats dental association are putting on all over the state. The essays on "H ow health and happiness depend on the cars of the teeth" were all vary nicely writ ten. Miss Kathryn Ford recalved the beat grade In the seventh and eighth classes, and Miss Alta Blxler’s t ! SI New berg, Oregon J Why th s (tot Mad. *T understand the wife o f this pro fessional humorist resents the way he pokes fun at feminine foibles.” "Hasn’t tbs fellow tact enough to convince her that she’s en exeepttoo to the r u le r "He may bave that much tact, but what makes her mad Is tbs fact that he doesn't take the trouble to exer Has It.” —Birmingham Age-Herald. U r i n t Circulation la Yamhill County essay was the best in the fifth and sixth grade classes. Last Wednesday night Mrs. Ches ter Loveland was taken very sick, having a slight Btroke of paralysis. Neighbors and friends are caring for them. Mrs. Carrie Johnson nursed her constantly the first few days. She was resting quite well at last reports. Miss Eleanor Ford is with the aged couple this week. Mr. Love land, who had a severe spell of heart trouble. Is up and about part of the time. He has very poor health and suffers a great deal of the time. They have the sympathy of their many friends here in their sickness and trouble. yhey are well thought o f and loved by all who know them. Monday the 28th was the anni versary of the birthday o f Mrs. R. W. Staley. A really, truly birthday surprise was staged and Mrs. Staley was greeted in the early afternoon by a happy throng o f ladles trooping 'in at the door, numbering twenty- four. The afternoon passed swiftly away with pleasant greetings and conversation. The ladles Insisted on Mrs. Staley having a quilt quilted which she had already, and thus the ladles tried to Improve their time while there. After working some time the aroma of coffee was wafted In to the busy workers, and later the hostess kindly served a dainty re past of cake, coffee and loganberry juice. All enjoyed the afternoon, and when departing wished Mrs. Staley many more such Joyous birthday sur prises. Last Thursday afternoon twenty or more ladles of the W. C. T. U. gath ered at the home o f Mrs. Anne John son, who resides In what was known as the Francis Hoult residence. A very Interesting and profitable meet ing was held. Mrs. Edith Walton was present and led the devotional services. It was very gratifying to have so many present and respond to roll call. The president named Mr^ Katheryn Sinnlger and Mrs. Jenny Cupples as delegates to the county convention to be held in New- •'erg on April 7. Mrs. G. I. Morgan became a new member of the union at this time, also Mrs. Prate had her name transferred from the union to which she formerly belonged. The hoetess very kindly served a sump tuous lunch during tbs social hour. The union ladles are all working on quilts and napkins for the hops chest for the orphans’ home at Corvallis. Mrs. Cupples brought a quilt top ahe had pieced. Mrs. Sinnlger and others brought blocks already placed, and the union has one quilt all don» and four others on ths way. They have been holding their meetings twice a month. All are very enthu siastic and Interested In getting as much ready as possible for ths use at the home for the little orphan girls and boys. A latter was read at this meeting which was received frojn P. L. Harford In regard to the last sad Illness and death of his wife, Mrs. Helen D. Harford. She was well known here and all appreciated the letter written by her companion In such well chosen ■ language.