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IT W A S ’N T TOOTHACHE
TH IN G S W ISE AN D O TH ER W ISE
J.
By
C.
AKERS, Newberg, Oregon
trouble Invades your home, and you
add to your posession that bit of
Not all have learned the fine art realty, the lot In the cemetery, and
of leave-taking In an appropriate somehow the sun doesn’ t seem to
maner. When you are about to de­ shine Ji*it as It used to shine, *and
part, do so at once gracefully and there’s a flutter of crepe at the door
politely, with no dallying.
Don’ t and the odor of tuberose In the front
•ay, "it's time I was going,” and parlor, and the chair that has for
tl»«n settle back and tg|k on aim- years been beside you at*the fireside
leaaly for another ten mintitea. Some 1 and opposite you at the table Is va-
poople will rise and stand about the ' cant— when all this happens who
room in various attitudes, keeping! makes it His business to write in
the rest also standing, then by an tender strain of the one whose life
effort succeed in getting to the door has grown to be a part of your own,
when a new thought strikes them, and whose sympathy and good deeds
They brighten visibly, and stand for to others had lo n g been known and
some time longer, but keeping every- recog nixed, If not publicly announ-
one in a restless state. After the ced? The editor of the home paper
door is opened the prolonged leave - ' — and he’s only too willing to help
teking begins, and everybody in gen -; you over the hard spots in the road,
eral and particular is invited to ca ll.' And all these years, have you ad-
A last thought stricken the departing' vertlsed In this home paper, and done
one, which the host must risk a cold what you could to help the edltpr
to hear to the end. What a relief fight your battles in municipal and
when the door finaly closes! No county matters, and encouraged him
naed to be offensively abrupt, but as he has worked to build up tbe
when you are ready to go— go!
town and bring business to it? How
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is It, Have you?
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W OM EH PREACHERS
B O Y SCOUTS
In the waiting room at tbe pas­
senger depot at Portland, last Satur­
day, were a newly married couple
from Idaho. They had been visiting
In the city two or three days and
were ready to go home. They sat
side by side, of course, his arm a-
round her waist and she leaning on
his shoulder. A long-walsted strang­
er from the east, having sore eyes
and a big heart, walked in, Baw them
thus seated, and in about a minute
he asked the husband:
“ Has that woman there got the
toothache?” The husband looked up
In surprise, but made no answei.
After two or three minutes the
stranger again remarked:
" It that woman has got the tooth­
ache, I’ve got » bottle of peppermint
in my satchel here.”
The bride rolled her big white
eyes around, and the husband look­
ed somewhat emharassed. Tbe man
from down east unlocked hi* satchel.
fiii»l>Led among shirts and collars,
brought up a four ounce vail of pepr
permint essence. He uncorked it
touched the contents of the bottle to
his big red tongue, and handing It
forward to the husband, fsellngly
remarked: "Just have b®r sop some
on a rag and rub her gums with It.
We’ve used It In our family for” —
The bride’s eyes emitted sparks as
DODGE BROTHERS
PRICES CANNOT BE REDUCED
Because
They Have Never Been Inflated
There w ill be no reduction in the price of the
Dodge Brother» M otor Vehicles.
W e think it only fa ir to state Bodge Brothers
policy plainly in justice to Dodge Brothers own­
ers and those who contemplate purchasing a
Dodge Vehicle. - — -—
Dodge Brothers prices cannot b® reduced be­
cause present prices represent tile actual in ­
trinsic value o f the product pins a profit suf­
ficient only to m aintain m anufacturing opera­
tions.
This is a plain fa c t, Bodge Brothers cannot
buy the high grade m aterials used in Bodge
Vehicles any cheaper.
They oannot get the
skilled labor employed in the m aking o f Bodge
Vehicles any cheaper. These tw o factors deter­
mine the prioe. U ntil m aterials are low er, or
labor if low er no one can m anufacture such
a vehicle as the Bodge Brothers for less money.
The Bodge Brothers M otor Co. have every
advantage th at large rezo urces and a w ell estab­
lished business afford, the purchase of raw
m aterials on a big scale, perfected manufactur­
in g processes and the distribution o f costs over
a large output. This insures minimum produc­
tion costs for each individual car. That is why
the Bodge Brothers vehicles have alw ays re­
presented exceptionally high value.
The savings made by our m anufacturing
methods have been given to the buyer, keeping
the prioe of Bodge vehicles at the low est pos­
sible figure.
In view o f prioe changes, actual and rum ored,
we welcome the opportunity to make th is state­
m en t:
“ That Bodge Vehicles represents m ere
actual value, th a t any other vehicle w ithin
hundreds o f dollars o f its price.”
T h at is our
judgem ent and th at is the jndgem eat o f m any
thousand motor buyers, is evident in the w id e­
spread conviction that the Bodge does represent
value im pressively above the averege.
There are over 1,060 women in
the UnHed States who are ordained
Y oa may purchase the Bodge vehicle w ith the
In proof of the fact that tbe proper j she " fted her head from its ,ovln*
ministers in the several protestant
assurance th at today a s alw ays, yon are bu yin g
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position,
and
striking
at
tbe
bottle
churches. There was a time when ®ar'r training of boys nearly always
a car o f exceptional value. Y on bay com fort
the public did not warmly recieve re“ ulu ltt * fln® specimen of manhood she snorted out:
and convenience beyond the ordinary, and yon
"Toothache, you fool!
If you
the woman preachers and’ woman w® have only to point to the Boy
buy a car w ith the high character of its perfor­
don’
t
know
the
difference
between
lecturers, but since woman has come 800,14 organisation that has a strong
mance proved beyond question.
into her own, there is not that -feel-; BUPP°rt in *11 parts of the country, toothache and true love, you’d better
pick
grass
with
the
geese!”
ing that only little things can be ex-
our readers are-aware, this organ-
"My Lord!" gasped the man, and
pected of the public woman worker. ization has for its purpose the train­
he hurried out with bis satchel in
ing
of
the
small
boy
to
become
a
Other professions, as well as the
one hand and the bottle in tbe other.
ministry, are taking in more women model of young boyhood, the same of
that in past years, and the time is early manhood, and grow Into a good
A TRIBU TE TO T H E POETS
These boys are
no more when woman can not have healty old age.
her say as to what profession she taught much about law and Its obed­
The man from tbe Yukon who
may choose. Of Course, woman’s ience, they are taught to obey the
can’t get warm, who has been cold
laws
that
govern
good
health,
they
first place is in the home but present
ever since he put in a winter dig­
conditions do not make it possible for engage in all kinds of healthful ath­
ging
gold, pays an unconscious, or
every American woman to be at the letics, and they are taught, many acts
perhaps
it is a conscious tribute to
of courtesy and kindness that are
head of a household.
the poets. He was anticipated several
neglected
by
many
parents
in
train­
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ing the boys. And to show that years ago bey Robert W. Service In
TH E H O K E PAPER
theae boys are being well trained, "The Creation of Sam McGee.” Sam
All Cars F. O. B. Newberg, Oregon
we quote from an attorney in the couldn’t get warm in the Yukon, but
W’ ben you got married to tbe
state of Washington: "Of all boys he didn’t hike for Cuba in an artic
brighest and best girl in tbe country
pasalng through the Juvenile court costume. When he felt that he was
where did you look for that notice
in the past year, not one was an act­ freezing to death he made his chum
which meant so much to you and
ive Scout.” Over 700 boys had been promise to creamate his remains.
so little to nearly everybody else?
brought before that court in a year, They were consigned to the furnace:
In your boms paper.
and of that number only two had later tbe furnace door was opened
When the aweet little blu-eyed
ever had any conectlon with the for a peek:
girl, or the bouncing baby boy came
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Scouts, and at time of arreet were not
to your borne, to whom did you con­
active members. If (be boys live up And there sat Sam. looking cool and
vey the information as to sex, weight,
calm , s
to tbe pledges they maks when be­
and time of arrival? To tbs editor
In
the
hearth
of the furnace roar; Imperial Hotel the other day, eating
coming Scouts, they will become a
of your home paper.
And
he
wore
a
smile you could see a big red apple. A ragged urchin
credit to their parents and the com­
In after years when some manly
a mile.
about eight years old stood near and
munity in which the live.
young fellow takes the blueyed girl
As he said, "please shut that door. looked as if he would give his hat for
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to a home of his own, or your own
It is flna In here, but I greatly fear a bite of the apple. A reporter noted
: I S E A S O N A B L E C U T F L O W E R S -P la n t s in p o ts, c y c la m e n ., ! >
It is all very well to talk of econ­
bouncing boy— now a man— is given
You’ll let in the cold and storm— the situation and was greatly pleased ; \ (fii*e p la n t s ), c in e ra ria s, p rim ro se s, fe r n s , fe r n d ish e s, g e r a n i- I ►
s partnership in the business because omy, but the difficulty is to get any­ Since I left Plumtree, down in Ten­
to see the larger boy hand over the I ’ u rn s, c a lla lilie s (h a rd y flo w e r s ), h y d ra n g e a , p e o n ie s. R o s e s \ \
he has brought home somebody's thing with which to economize. The
\ \ o u r sp e c ia lty (s tr o n g p la n t s ). L o w p ric e s.
nessee,
apple
to the smaller boy.
daughter, and set up an establish­ little baby who puts bis toes In his
Its the first time I’ ve been warm.’.’
"That’s
a
good
boy—
that
was
real
ment of hts own, to whom do you moutb is about the only one, who in
charity,” Bald the reporter as he ap­
personally exhibit the wedding pres­ these hard and profiteering times
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What is wearing a fur coat W provingly patted the charitable boy
ents end brag on the cake, and to manages to make both ends meet.
Chicago during tbs hot day? in on the shoulder.
whom do you look for that descrip­
August compared to this? The poets
“ Yes, I felt sorry for him,” replied
tion of tbe interesting event, down
A little boy being asked the mean­ are hard to beat.
the hoy— "and besides, I’d got down
to the last pickle fork and salt cellar,
ing of the word "gossip” replied,
to a big worm hole.”
which once more means so much to
The Good Boy
"It
is
when
nobody
don’
t
do
nothing,
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you and a few others and so little to
A
Western
editor,
in
answer
to
a
1
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filli'
anyone else? To that same editor and somebody goes and tells every­
A well dressed boy, about ten years
of that same home paper. And when body about it.’’
old stood on tbe walk in front of the complaint of a person that he did
hot give news enough, told the com-
plainer to read the Bible, which he
would doubtless find, contained much
that would be news to him.
The following present prices on Dodge Brother’s
M otor Vehicles will be maintained:
Touring Car - $1495.00 Coupe
$2150
Roadster
$1445.00 Panel body Bus. Car $1545
Sedan
$2430.00 ScreenbodyBus.Car$1475
McCOY BROTHERS
Local Dealers
f T H E HOM E OF F LO W E R S !
i| Ph—ithis202 JO H N GO W ER Newberg, 0rn*s \\
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THE UNIVERSAL CAR
PRICES
BEFORE THE
WAR
In 1904-5 and 8 Ford Touring Cars sold for
F. 0 . B . D etro it
The new price is $ 4 4 0 .0 0 F . 0 . B. D etroit, and the pres­
ent Ford oars are the best cars Ford M otor Company
ever made.
Regardless of 146 .0 6 5 orders on file for im m ediate deliv-
ry and m illions of dollars’ worth of high-priced raw
material on hand, the new Ford prices were fixed on pre­
war basis in an effort to bring the business of the coun­
try and the cost o f livin g to norm al again.
The war started in 1914. Compare the new Ford prices,
now in effect, with the 1 9 1 4 -1 5 prices:
New 1920 Ford Prices
S3i
Chasis
Runabout
Touring Car
Sedan
Coupe
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$ 2 ,0 0 0 .0 0
With
Starter
With
$360
$395
$440
$795
$745
£ "7 Q C
R esting.
"What town is this?"
"Plunkville.”
"Where is your weather bureau?”
"H e’s sitting over on the grocery
porch talking polltios.” — Louisville
Courier-Journal.
1 9 1 4 -1 9 1 5 Ford Prices
$410
$440
$490
$975
$750
W ithout
Starter
j r
W ith out
Starter
Starter
ALL TH E ABOVE PRICES A R E F. 0 . B. DETROIT
The new Ford prices are a cut to the lim it The new Oregon allotm ent of 1178 Ford
cars per month assumes you o f reasonably prompt delivery.
You W an t One— You N E ED One. Place Y our Order How and Get One
“EVER Y
She tapped her husband gently on
the shoulder the other night, and
said, "Love.it is growing late, I think
we had better go home.” On their
arrival at home ten minutes later,
she remarked as she shook the rol­
ling pin under his nose, "You con­
temptible old scoundrel. If you ever
look at that mean, nasty, Calico-
faced. Mackerel-eyed thing that you
looked at tonight, I’ll bust your head j
wide open.”
OREGON D R IVE R NEEDS A FORD ENCLOSED CAR’’
M A Y M OTOR CO., Newberg, Oregon
.tt>m\y Dc\ys
donT worry therr-n
who works ina
™ F ish
Brand
Reflex
Slicker
Hehaslhe best
'lookh/ waterproof
£rment made
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Perfect Safety
N
C cancel c f soot, sparks, smoke
or ashes, f r om the smoke
proof feed door on
COLE’S
Origins! Air-Tight
Wood Heater «
t
N o smoked wall paper or
lace curtains. N o danger to
your clothing when putting
in fuel.. The construction
of this smoke p ro o f feed
door is such that the smoke
and flames are drawn back
to the flue, eliminating all
chance for sparks, soot, etc.,
escaping into the room.
Be Safe—Buy “COLE’S’'
LARKIN-PRINCE ROW. C6
Newberg, Ore.
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