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Secretary of Truer* i j ................. W s C . M cAdoo
S m t o y a W a . . ........................................ N . D . Baker
Socamry of Navy . . .............................. Jo robar Daamb
Secrwmy of Intono ...................... Fre d d a K . L a «
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Secretary of AgricnlI t a ................. D eed F . Hiatos
Seoatary 4 C a a oca .................. V a B . Kodfcold
Seottary d Labor .................. W ar B . W ilm a
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D d d c t J a d r .................. ........... ...................R - s . Bona
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G o d .................................................................... G . K
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C W L_ M cNarv ....................................................... S a in »
M em ber« o f C o n g r e «
W tt* C Hawley. Salem
F a t D a ta d ....................
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T M D ataci ............... C N . M cArthur. Portland
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FO R T U N ES
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TEETH ! * " * "
I no* gable ef Plight, but ef Immense
Prepertlene and Evidently Great
Physical Power.
WounBod SoMlor’a Last Act as At>
tempt te Kill American Who Waa
Aiding Him.
Insofar as birds are concerned,
Forty thousand pounds’ worth of
some o f the oldest fossils, in the mat­
gold placed in the teeth o f London*
ter of time (M iocene), which have
era every year. That is the modest
fallen into the hands of science, are
estimate of one o f the moat experi­
those representing great flightless
enced dentists in London made of
fossil avian giants o f Patagonia in
the amount of goldleaf rammed,
South America. They belong to the
jammed and beaten into the molars
: Phororhacidae.
o f the metropolis annually. This
Judging from such parts o f their
means that nearly two cwL of the
• fossil bones as have been found, they
precious yellow metal finds a resting
| were evidently great terrestrial birds
place in the mouths o f Londoners
of prey. Some o f the species were
every year. The gold used by dent­
small, but this is mad# up for by the
ists comes in books. Each book con­
ethers; and in the case o f one of
tains 15 sheets of gold, beaten as
them (B ron ttom is), it had a thigh
thin as tissue paper. These books
bone considerably larger and longer
cost the dentist $5 apiece. It can
than that o f an ox.
be safely said that a bookful of gold-
O f all the remarkable flightless
leaf represents $100 in dental
birds o f this group, however, was the
chargee. It is hard to realize that
giant Phororhacos; it must have
such an amount o f gold is used every
been over eight feet in height, with a
year in such a way, but the fact re­
skull bigger than that o f a full
mains. The demand for gold filling
grown horse, and much deeper than
is increasing every year. It was ex­
above downwards. We know little
pected that aluminum and other
or nothing o f these birds or what led
metals would take its place, but it
to their extinction. With its great
easily stands at the head o f the list.
size, Phororhacos must have been a
“ It is safe to say that within five
terror to the animals Upon which it
years the dentists of London will be
preyed. Skulls and some other bones
using $400,000 worth o f gold every
of this bird have been discovered.-^-
year,” said one o f the craft in speak­
Scientific American.
ing of the matter recently. The use
of that much metal represents an ag­ S T R E E T HAS INSPIRING NAM E
gregate business o f $500,000 a year.
John Tain tor Foote has a story in
tbs A m e rica n M a g a zin e
called
“ Otto.” Otto and tha soldier who
telle tha story need to be friends. The
American attacks a trench and finds
Otto in i t The end o f the story is:
“ ‘ “ O ttor I says, an’ all but
dropped my rifle.
“ ‘He waa half layin’ , half sittin’
against tha trench wall. Them bine
eyas o f his was big an’ round like s
child that’s seein’ somethin’ new an’
strange. Ha blinked when I said his
name, but never spoke.
“ * “ Otto,” I says again. “ Don’t you
know m e? I ’m Bill Stigers! Don’t
you know me ?”
“ * “ Y a ," ha says. “ We got to have
a talk. I’ ll see you later.’ ”
“ “ We’ll have a talk about old
times— eh, Otto?”
* * “ Ya,” saya Otto.
“ ‘ “ Well, look-e-here 1” I say®
“ They’ re trompin’ on your sore laig
where you’ re a-layin’ . I’ ll lift yoq
up on the fire step, here, out of the
way, an’ you’ll met more easy.”
“ fI laid down my rifle an’ stooped
over to get-a-holt o f him, an’ — Here,
I’U «how you.’
‘3111 turned to me and lifted the
patch from his eye, or rather from
his eye socket— for the eye and part
of the lid were gone.
“ I gave a shocked exclamation.
“ Bill replaced the patch. ’ Otto
had got a-holt o f a trench knife,
somehow, an’ I hadn’t noticed it,’ he
•aid.”
Louden Dentists Said to Use an Aatort*
lehlng Amount of Gold
■very Yean
S o tto O ffice rs
H E ’S J E L U C O E Q F SCAPA NOW
Cbrnf Ja d e e ..................
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Amnciote Jadee
V i l ' U i Jadee ..........
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................. Hoary J . f i e «
.................... T W
HL McBride
................. Lawrence T . H a rd
.................... George H . Burnett
Parmer Admiral of British Qrand
Fleet Has Picked His Title
ae Viscount
Admiral Sir John Jellicoe has
taken the title of Viscount Jellicoe
Assodile Justice.......
o f Scapa.
A — ime jo d c . . . .
The name Scapa is derived from
E xecu tive D ep a rtm en t
Scapa Flow, which has been the prin­
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cipal home base o f the British grand
CoWMt.......................... James Withycombe fleet since the beginning o f the war.
Seoetmy at Stem................... Bea W. CHcott Scapa Flow is a great land-locked
Sue T m
.......................Thome. B. Kay harbor in the midst o f the Orkney
A— m ; C fatal................. Geoege M. Browa islands, north- of Scotland, and a *4
SapL Public Imtrudioa.......... J. A. CherchiU
hoars’ train journey from London.
Stale P rif r........ ........... Arthur W. Lawrence
The surrounding land is brown,
....... Hanrey Well.
bare,
desolate and treeless. There
.. O .P .H o f
are
90
islands in the Orkney group,
H. J. Schulderman
o
f
which
62 art uninhabited.-
l of Beak............. S. G. Sajcai
Such was the place to which Jel­
..................... Dr..W. H. Lytle
licoe brought his squadrons at the
A t Portland
Dairy Cnooifnart.............. Job® D. Mickle end o f July, 1914, and the place to
Caaae Warden................... Cad D. Shoemaker which he returned with than time
Fob W ard»........................ R. E. Clanton and again to rest after fruitless
Heakb P ir n ................Dr. Dtrid N. Raberg chases in the North sea. Scapa was
Adjourn Cm real................. George A. White the kingpin in the strategical dispo­
sition o f the allied naval forces dur­
Sccretarlea Scat* Boards
Public Service Con.......... EL Ortrander. Salem ing the entire time that Jellicoe com­
Medical Examiner__ H. S. Nichob, Portlaad | manded them.
Heakb............. Dr. D. N. Roberg. Portland
Stale Fair......
......... A. H. Lea, Sale»
H. M. Wilbaattoa, Portland
G. G. Brown,
Tas Cnaeana ........ Prank K. Loved Salem
i Library ............ Cornelia Marvin. Salem
Frank S. Ward. Salem
H. H
Deeert I andr ............. Percy A Capper, Salem
Farmtry.........................F. A . Elliott, Salem
CAN M USIC FOR H IN D U S.
At Calcutta talking machine rec­
ords are made in all the principal
languages o f India— Hindustani,
Tamil, Telugu and Marathai— say*
the
Popular
Science
Monthly.
Though few natives of India, com­
paratively speaking, are rich enough
Heads o f State In stitu tion s
to buy talking machines, it ia com­
.P.
mon for companies or individuals to
! CoSege......... W. J. Kerr, Corvaliir tour the country giving concerts with
Normal School__ J. H.
the machines. Before the war rec­
EL T. Mooter, Salem ords in the native language were— of
EL S.
course— made in Germany, but now
Feeble Minded...................j. N. South. Selem
they are produced only in India.
R .E .L.
Pemterrhary......... «...Char. A. Murphy. Salem
TOLSTOY*® P R O P H ECY.
Training School............. L M. GJbert, Salem
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Soldi«' Home...........R. C. Markee. Roeebarg
Tolstoy’ s prediction o f the great
Bare« oI Miarn......... H. M. Parke. Corralia
war which has been devastating Eu­
TabetcaUr Horpitol
G C. Bettager, Sale»
rope was a remarkably accurate fore-
lattme, 1 Oregon W. D. McNary. Pendleton
casL
In conclusion he prophesied
CrrW In. Scbool... Dr. E. W. Hopkmr. Salem
that “ the end of the great calamity
T w elfth Judicial D istrict
will make a new political era for the
Jndge............................Harry H. Bek. Dallm
old world. “There will be left no em­
Proeecutor................R. L. Conner, McMwville
C ounty O fficers
Cmmty Jadge......... W. W. Nickle.McMiaaville
.. .S. ELCumnuar. McMiaaviile
W. S. Alina. Duadee
Clerk.....................C B. Wilton. McMitumlle
Sbenf............ W. G.^Headenon
Aeeemor.................Mart» MiUer
Treaearer...........Alice^L. Adame
Recorder............H. S. Maloney
Sapt. Scboob....... S. S. Duncan
Snrveyor.............H. W. Herring
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Coroner..................Carey Tilbury
Heakb Oftcer........... j. H. Cook
Stock Impector.......Alan Gran
pires or kingdoms, but the world will
form a federation of the United
States of nations. There wil^ remain
only four great giants— the Anglo-
Saxons, the Latins, the Slavs and the
Mongolians.”
W H E R E T H E MEN W ER E.
Yeast— According to the latest
census taken in New York, there are
more women than men in the Em­
pire city.
Crimsonbeak— Bet they took that
census during the house-cleaning sea­
M em bers o f Legiststure
son. Bet they never thought of
Senate................ W. T. Vinton. McMiaamlle searching the woods.
Howe..................... Ira C Barber. Wiflaittiaa
Home................... W. W. Lunger. LaFayeOe
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New berg Lodge No. 104 A . F.
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A A. M. Regular meeting
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Second end Fourth Thursday
evenings o f each month.
Visiting brothers always welcome.
By order W. H. Woodworth, W. M .,
John Larkin, Secretary.
B I R M W E R E O 'A N TS GERM AN RAN T R U E T O FORM
N O T EN O U G H .
Reason Why Thoroughfare In Bor.
deaux. Prance, Sounds Good to
American Soldiers.
A port in France which teems
with Yankee troops has a brief alley
named the Street o f American Vic­
tory, says Collier’s. , More t than one
youngster in khaki has wondered by
what prophetic instinct such a name
was given to such a street more than
a century ago.
A local historian argues, however,
that there was no thought o f 1918
and its events when the Bordelais
potter Hustin gave his wife’s name
Victoire to the cul-de-sac. Hailing
from Martinique, Mme. Victoire was
known to the town o f Bordeaux as
“ Victoire l’Americaine;” by the time
of the French revolution the street
itself- waa called “ Victoire-Ameri-
caine.”
Probably many a passerby in 1800
assumed that the Street of American
Victory had been so named to com­
memorate the American war o f inde­
pendence. In 2000 the passerby grill
^imagine that the street was named in
honor o f what the American array
accomplished in the summer or fall
o f 1918. Anyhow, one may hope ao.
Redd— I see some estimates place
the quantity o f timber that will be
required by the countries now at war
at 50,000,000 cubic feet
Greene— Guess it’ s about right
You know the French have already
ordered a million baseball bats, and
you never see an English soldier on
furlough without a walking-stick.
PARLOR SOARDER.
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S . P . T im b e rU k e , P ro p .
Office phone Black 100 #
Residence phone Red 79
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T R U E F A IT H .
Faith— in her official character—
is a white-winged seraph with
heaven-lifted eyes. But she some­
times masquerades.
In one case she has for some years
been impersonating a very old man
who lives at one end of the city and
works at the other. Midway be­
tween his home and his working
place is an institution for the poor.
Having passed his Bible limit and i
started on a new record, one m ig h t,
consider the long car ride something j
of a tax. But the man does not ride. 1
He walks, so that he may stop at
that midway place and drop a nickel
in a box labeled “ For the Poor.”
His reason is that the people in- j
side the institution pray for those j
who help them. And the old man
believes in prayer.
And this is faith.— Washington 1
Star.
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Enlisting in the United States
navy at his home in Ketchikan,
Alaska, on July 19, 1917, V. R. Pet­
ty, a machinist’s mate, second class,
in the reserve force, has won official
commendation for heroic action. On
January 27 last when the U. S. 8.
Kennedy was making a dock John B.
McGinley, storekeeper, third class,
U. S. N., missed his footing before
the ship was entirely made fis t and
fell overboard. He fell between the
boat and dock and, striking the rail
o f the lower deck on his way down,
was unconscious when he struck the
water. Petty promptly jumped over­
board after his shipmate and
despite the awkward position of the
drowning man reached his side and
saved his life. Petty’ s mother, Mrs.
Fannie P. Petty, lives at Ketchikan,
Alaska.
A C C U S TO M ED TO IT.
j
Mrs. Flatbush— So your husband
is with his regiment over in France?
Mrs. Bensonhurst— He is.
“ How does he like it ?*’
“ Oh, very well, I guess. He writes
that he has to do sentry duty near-
ly every night.”
“ That must be hard.”
“ N ot at all. He was out every
night when he was over here, so, you
see, he’s used to i t ”
SOME M U LE.
“ Y ou say your father has a mule
that does toe dancing ?”
“ Yes, my father has s mule that
does tow dancing.”
“ How’s t h a t r
“ He pulls a towboat and now and
tfru ha rears up on his hind feet and
capers around.”
P U T O U T.
Bill— Did turning tha clock ahead
put you out at all ?
Gill— Sure 1 She made me go home
•n hour earlier Saturday night
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SA V ED H IS S H IP M A TE .
H IS OW N R EM ED Y.
“ The modern girl— ”
“Y ear
“ She seems to be raised more like
a guest than a member of the fam­
Walt Worm— The potato bug ap­
pears grouchy.
Percy Riggle— He stepped in the
eyes o f one o f the potatoes and the
spud up and hit him.
She— Beautiful, beautiful. I can’t
get over i t
Ho— I could, if I had the price of
a ticket.
N O V E L IN TR O D U C TIO N .
W AR M A TE R IA L.
The New berg
Tra n sfer C o.
“ Do you think Josh is learning
fast in the army?” said Mrs. Corn-
tossel.
“ I ’m sure.of it,” replied her hus­
band. - -
“ You know he never stood at the
head o f his classes.”
“ I’m not thinking about how he
stood anywhere; I’m thinking about
the Way he always kept goin’ in a
football game.”
I do hope you’ve had time to go to
the woods and grub up a few dog­
woods and a redbud or Judaa tree so
you will have the beautiful pink and
white to rejoice your heart neit
spring. In reading o f Paris, one so
often comes to descriptions of the
loveliness of her streets with their
rows o f blossoming horse-chestnuts,
and they a n lovely, but they can’ t
touch our forests of pine when dog­
wood and Judas trees a n in bloom.
— M n . Lindsay Patterson, in Pro­
gressive Fanner.
The other days (says a writer in a
London newspaper) I witnessed a
pathetic incident while washing my
hands in an hotel. Two young of­
ficers entered, strangers to each oth­
er. one with his left coat sleeve
empty, the other with his right arm
in a sling. They looked at each oth­
er, and one of them said with some
diffidence: “ Shall we wash hands to­
gether?” Whereupon each washed
the other’s hand, dried it, And &f*er
this novel introduction they went off
to lunch together.
Tha lady of tha house, engaging a
new cook, expressed the wish that if
Fido came into the kitchen he should
be kindly treated,there.
“ Oh, yea, ma’am,” replied the
fcook. “ I’ll be good to him ; indeed.
I always believes in making friend«
with the dog»—they save so much
dishwashing!”
CONFIDENCE.
B E A U T IF U L BLOSSOMS.
Father— Are you positive you can
support my daughter?
R EASSUR IN G HIM.
Suitor— I ’m confident that I cad
make both ends meet
Percy— Doctoh, have I any symp-
Father— That ia sufficient The i tom o f bwain fag?
man who mgrries my daughter must
Doctor— Brain fag? Not at all,
not alone make ends meet; he must ; my dear fellow; nothing but fag.
make them overlap.
C A TC H IN G .
SHILOH RELIEF CORPS NO. 2 8 .-
M actings held the 2nd and 4th Thurs­
Pullet
(glancing at nest)—
day o f sack month at 2:90 P. M. in th# Haven’t you forgotten something,
ma ?
L O. O. F. Hall.
Biddy— No, my child, this is egg-
Mrs. Minnie V. Byers , Pres.
Emma L. Snow, Sac.
less day.
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