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TH N N K W B K B O G R A P H IC ^ TTO R N ST - A T -L A W C LARENCE BARGAINS IN TITLES. B U TT MAGIC OF HOUDIN SLEEPING CARS IN AFRICA • TRAVELING ENGLISHMEN. Plenty a# Foreign Countries Where They Are Not Too Cloan and tho Con They’re Prepared For Anything, From W ill practice in all the courts o f the You May Find Them. Qolf to Sudden DeatK. ductor Makoo tho Bods. state. Special attention given to pro Although foreign countries do not Tbe equipment of the travel lug,Eng bate work, the w riting o f deeds, m orl- IH*st ilblug railroad travel In 8outh n f M , contracts and the drafting o f all 0|>ettly advertise their readiness to do He Scared the Algerian« and Africa. E. W .'H ow e In bla Monthly lishman is the eighth wouder of tbe buslnena with those who aspire to afflx legal papers. says: world. He is ready for any emergency Newberg, Oregon. a handle to their names, the tact la Conquered the Nation. “ Snou after the train conductor look from golf to audden death. I recollect OrncK-Second Floor generally recognised that a consider ■ ,,m w m t ed at our tickets he proceeded to lug once being in a compartment on the Bank o f Newberg Building. able traffic In title« Is carried on. The tiny republic of Sau Marino, A LITTLE BLACK BOX DID IT. two huge bugs o f bed clothing into our Paris boat train with an English fam compartment and make up two beds. which does a roaring trade in titles o f ily and their luggage, and I do not We paid $1.20 for tbe use o f the bed nobility at fixed rates, devotes a great remember ever being ao pleasantly en clothing two nights; tbe charge would part of the profits to the maintenance By the Aid of a Magnet and a Current '•ave boon the same ror one night. So tertained as I waa on that trip. As to nf Its foundling and orphan asylum. ef Eleetrioity He Struck Terror to ih.it we will have a large compart tbe luggage, there were twenty-nine Practice in all courts; Probate, Deeds, It will make yon and all .vour heirs or the Heerte ef the Arab# and Took All ment to ourselves two nights and » piecee of the hand variety which It Mortgages and all legal papeJs. Ab only your male helre. If such Is your the Desire Per Fight Out ef Them. «lay and pay only $1.20 above the reg took pater a half hour tp dovetail desire, a duke for $5.000 or an earl for stracts examined. ular fare. The beds were comfortable, into tbe racks while the train stood $8.750. j “ These are great times,” exulted the though somewhat narrow, but we alept In tho dltagy station at Calais and an An Idea of the traffic done in titles Electrician to his friend the Old Fogy, as well, I Imagine, as people usually other half hour to pry out when we may be gathered from' the tact that a . -with machine guns and other inatru- Jo ou a sleeping car. On our door and reu bed the dreadful Garu du Nord. German firm trading in Sweden sends ment(, of war we certainly are going uu our window were placards announc This waa only a detail, however, and Should be perfect and out a circular marked “ Private and j some In the fighting game." ing that tbe compartment was reserv t have never in my life seen a man confidential“ offering to secure any or F ree From S train ; N o “ Yea." agreed the Old Fogy as he ad ed. ami we were uot disturbed during work harder to get a family o f three ders and decoratlona required. the journey.' When this reservation women comfortably settled. It waa In justed hi* glasses, “ but do you know The orders o f St. George vary In Headaches; No Pain* Office over First National price In different countries In Sicily thut before such things were dreamed pla<ard Is not displayed any one has vain that they protested against more Bank it costa $375 and in Bavaria more than of an entire nation waa conquered with a right to a seat or bed in a compart wraps and ruga, against smelling salts Perfect (lasses w ill ena ment that is not full. and apeckled fruit Being a man, ha twice as much, but you may become a a magnet and a little black box?" Phonë White 3-1 ble you to look, to your “The South African sleeping cara are knew so much better than they what Knight of Montenegro for as little And the Electrician confessed, “ No!” uot at all bad, axcept that the train they needed, and be gently but firmly as $75. heart's content, without “ You have heard, no doubt” the Old had hie way. The king o f Greece does rather a Fogy rambled on. “of the marvelous conductor has so much to do that he Finally he dosed off to sleep, resting the slightest discomfort prosperous bualneea with the Order o f lu veu I Ions o f Robert Houdin. tbe great cannot keep them as claan aa they the Redeemer, which can be had for French conjurer, u man who did great should be. Tbe conductor did not pol audibly from bla labors. He had taken to the eyes. DR. A M. D AVIS $250. while Serrla bestows the Order things with electricity when Alexander ish my shoes at night, but I knew he off bis great coat with Its amaslng was very busy and overlooked his eapea and pockets, and as hia coat of Takova for a. like sum. The Prince Grubaui Hell was uu Infant. neglect « tails became parted in hia somnolent of Monaco has for disposal the.Order “ lioudin applied electricity to many D E N T I S T “ 1 wish tbe hanghty conductora of writhing» I plainly saw a good stood of the Star, for which be aaka $175, and of his magical ex|teriiueiits and de- American passenger trains could see bolster protruding through the afore- fbr $50 lees one can secure the Order ! »¡{bled tbe I’arlsiau public for years in our conductor with bis coat off, mak sold coattails, evidently strapped around TH E JEWELER O frto e o v e r F . r g u M f l 'a Drue Stere of the 8nn of Nasr-ed-dtn from tbe ; hi* little theater. When be retired ing up beds. I wish they could also hia portly waist shah o f Persia. I he was the most favored |<erformer of PHONC BLACK ST Eye Sight Specialist see our tickets, which cover nearly “ Aha!" I said to myself, “ here we Although titles cannot be bartered in his day am) bad bowed to tbe plandita 3.000 miles of travel and read from have a mystery! My comrade la per o p p o s it e posrorricc England. It Is. o f course, an open ae- ! of royalty.” Durban to Victoria Falls and back to haps a spy ea route to Germany." This cret that s ggperona contribution t o 1 “ Heard all alsmt that," snapped tbe ■jmrÆ'ÆKM'janiWÆ, ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ • ♦ ♦ ♦ O political funds often paves the way to Electrician. -WhAt abont the black Belra. I am unable to understand holster—with its supposed brace o f fire them, bat the conductora have no dif arms— fascinated me unspeakably, and a place la tbe peerage. Apropos o f box?“ ficulty. about it I built a lovely blood curdling this. It is Interesting to not«; the fact “ Coming to that, boy; coming to that, “On one or two trains we have been romance aa we sped on through tbe that Fran* Kossuth, the son o f the ta- i Houdin retired to his family estate on on there was a man who helped the monotonous French country. Finally mous patriot, charged the Hungarian I the left banks of the River Loire near conductor, bat on at least two crowded my neighbor awoke, rosy and refresh government with receiving no leas than gt. Gervaiae. boplug to end his day» UNDER NEW M A N A G E M E N T trains on vthlch wa traveled the con ed, and upon one of his daughters ask $1.450.000 by selling baronet titles. j lu peace. But after a year or so there ing him some question about Paris ha ductor has had no help whatever In Wood of all kind*. Wood sawing a specialty Another phase o f this traffic In titles caipe to him through a military friend making op the beds; the moat curious unbuckled the bolster, took It off and, Prompt service. Leave orders at yard or i > Office over U . S. N a t l Bank is revealed by carefully worded adver-1 a request from the French government < I Phone Black 171 thing I have ever noted in railroad while I watched with bulging eyes, at Dawson house, 109 West Hancock St. tlsements which have appeared In Lon- that he go to Algiers, travel. There is a guard on the train, opened It and calmly extracted—a P H O N E R E D 174 don papers from time to time, offering . “ in his memoirs, translated Into Eng- who Is what we call a brakeman. but guide book. What else that deceiving for sale the titles o f Impoverished no- ||sb some years before his death, he Prop. he does not assist tbe conductor in the case may have contained 1 have no E. P. H AM ILTO N , Me families of France. It is not ao long gays that the Marabouts of that eoui»- chamber work- When these conduct means o f knowing—perhaps caviare agp since three titles, two of which try. a sort o f medicine men and won- ora are taking the tickets they are as sandwiches or a bottle of Scotch.—De were French—one a count and the oth der working priests, controlled tbe haughty aa are American conductors, lineator. er a marquis respectively—and one of masses and Incited them to Intermit but when they begin lagging in sheets an Austrian prince, were pat ap for ten revolts against the French by their and pillows and mattresses thay are FRENCH FAMILY DINNERS. aale in London, the prices ranging tricks. These tricks, he assures us, as humbto as the moat timid traveler from $200.000 to $500.000.—London were o f the simplest and most prim could wish.“ People Who Bet Sensibly and Make Stray Stories. Phones itive type. the Meet ef Their Peed. Can’t make stale groceries “ It was the hope o f the French gov Office, White 22; Res. Black 90 A typical French dinner—not an ex KEYS AS THEY TURN. ernment that Hondin by his mysteries Im powibl*. palatable. Better make ceptional one. mark you, but such a « H fiH H M H it i i l M g w g j An automobile manufacturer tells of could demonstrate that tbe white con dinner as a small tradesman’s family your purchases of And Most of Thom Unlock by Twisting a bright young man In his employ who queror's magic was superior. would have—la Incomparably superior Them to tha Right. came to him not long ago for a raise in ' Houdin did 1L" “ You would be a maxed." said Pro to the plain roaat dinner. pay. He was a valuable workman, but “ With tbe little black box and tbe Tliera would be, first of all, a few fessor Lookabout Informlngly, aa *he he was already getting what his em- magnetT* relishes, according to the season of tbe started to unlock bis desk In prepara ployer considered a fair salary. [ “Tea. His recital o f bis perform- who carries a nice clean year. Radishes. Ice cold; sardines, “ How much do you expect and what ince In Algiers is exceedingly interest- tion for tbe morning’s classwork. “to olives, caviare. Just a little o f eaeb with stock of everything that know how many persona are unable do yon want it for?” be asked. “ T on ' Ing Some o f tbe most distinguished which to awaken the appetite, then is good to e a t have no family responsibilities and natives were there. Hondin showed to tell offhand which way a key tarns, the soup to excite gently the liquids of should be able to save money on what | them all sorts o f things; allowed him- Only the other day. In a chat with the thrust and stomach, then a little you are getting now.” i self to be shot at and caught the bullet one the best informed men of my entree—usually a Mt of fish with Its | “That’s the point.” said the young unharmed and many other, such feats acquaintance, I waa astonished to Call W hite 114 and you appropriate vegetable, or a handful of “ But his piece de resists nee nndoubt- plearn that he believed moat keys turn man with a smile. “ I am engaged to vegetables flavored with mqpt sauce. will get Prompt S e r v i c e a girl. I only want enough so that I edly was bis box. He called for i *4 td the left to unlock their locks. He Then, and not till then, does tbe chief cun get married and live comfortably." strong man to come on tbe stage, and was trying to open a typewriter desk, course appear. 1 “Great Scott, man!” cried the boas. a giant responded. Hondin toyed with and be straggled with the key several I t may be a roast, or game, or chick- “There ain’t no such salary. I ’ ll give him for a moment, bantered with him momenta before be made the astound on, or chops, but In no case will It be ing discovery that It unlocked by turn you enough to get married on. but abont his strength and asked him if he anything which Is not In harmony that's aa tar aa I can go.” —Cleveland could lift hia little black box. Dis ing to the right. with the previous course* and it will “ ‘ Why.' he sold to me, with ■ sur dainfully tbe Arab lifted it and smiled. Plain Dealer. ... be eaten In moderation, for tbe edge NEW BERG “ Bnt Hondin warned him: ‘Wait. prised air. ‘this key works the wrong of the diner’s appetite will have been way.’ Bat a moment, and yon shall be aa a Office in First N a t’l Bank Bldg. Douglas’ Saying About Vermont ” ‘Just what do you mean by “the dulled by the lighter foods which have Phone, Black 31 • Stephen A. Douglas, who was born little child r He placed tbe box on the wrong way?” ' waa my natural query, preceded It. With It come* the salad at Brandon. Vt. originated tbe oft stage over tbe magnet and dared his “ ’It unlocks to the right’ he replied. —varied throughout the year by all quoted saying. “ Vermont la a good huge guest to raise it. The Arab tried “ ‘So do most keys,’ I told him. the |>osslb!e changes of the season, and Foundry and Machine state to emigrate from.” i with one finger: grasped it with bla whereupon he glanced at me skepti never, never by any [>oaglbllity will It This double edged saying, which con great raiiscnlar hand: tagged at It with cally. It took me several minutes to be such a dreadful hybrid aa tbe ro- Work. la a "I’ tho strength of bis massive arms. -. . , , tnaine. strawberry and green pepper DR. THOS. W . HESTER | i tains a compliment and a knock, is rood example examnle or of Dónelas . *nc? _ b tact is u that whereas *“ a)’ 1 door 7 " thing. After the salad there will be Pulleys, Shafting and | gooa iwngias humor numor. ! bracing his legs — like two hnge bronze 1 ^?D right. The Z Physician and Surgeon j whtcb always had in it a peculiarly 00,11 mn". an Hondin says, to no avail. keys nnlock to the left perhaps ae of fruit or mellow ekeese. and then cof Machine Screws Vermont quality. It Is said that Dong- TrT ■■ ho woaM- tb*« *>“ o f th* d« * ten aa to the right, depending on which fee.- Office in Dixon Building las’ actual words were these: “ Ver 1 ert ° ° ,,M not " t,r that Httl® **°x from side o f tbe door yon face, the key to It will take two hours to eat such a riMHM* O ffice W h it. 22, K m . Blm m SU \ Sixth and Blaine Sts. mont la a good state to be born In, a Its place. dinner, but It will take only half what almost anything except a door Is pretty “ For a breathing spell he released tbe typical American dinner costs to good state to be educated In and a sore to turn to the right to unfasten good state to emigrate from.” Tbla his grip for a moment, then went at it the lid or drawer or roller apron which pay for It and there will be no Indi N E W B E R G - - O REGO N again as Hondin gave a signal to have made the remark more o f a “ knock” It secures. A little observation la all gestion afterward no matter of what -♦A A A * # * * ** than It Is In Its usual and more sum- the current turned off. And while the one requires to prove the troth of the dinner la composed.—Princess Has .OVEN M YEARS’ • mary form But when Douglas uttered awe stricken audience panted In amuse this. It’s one o f the little things which san In an Interview by Louise Rice In XFERIENCE ♦ ♦ tu r n * « * » * , w i * * * « * * » ♦ » * ment he auddenly writhed In «cutest the Delineator. j It the audience o f Vermonter» received once In a while may be well worth 2 H o u r*; » t e 1 2 A . M . 2 t o 8 F. M . £ agony and sank groveling to tbe atage. It with roars of laughter.—New York knowing." O th e rs b y A p p o in t m e n t f The current coursing through him had Mail. A Captured Reyal Standard. And the professor abeentmlndedly galvnnlsed him Into misery. Tbe Brltiah royal standard which fills J Ï D r. F H . W ils o n | tried to unlock bla desk by taming tbe “Then Hondin gave a signal, the cur Scathing. the center of the celling of Trophy key to the le ft —New York Times. A husband who invariably spent Ida rent from the electro magnet beneath hall, Annapolis, Is s splendid example | ” Phones: Off!.« oieek III, gee. Slue SO ♦ T rade M a r k s evenings at the clnb waa somewhat i the stage was turned off. and the Arab of flag restoration. Professor Wash- Simplified Spelling. D e s io n s Edwards Bldg. Newberg, Ore. I overcome with remorse one evening ! fell back groaning. He lifted himself bum said that this flag was “ In about! Lovers of simplified spelling should C O F V R M H T S Ac. to his feet and. hiding hia face in hia __—------. -w _ «ketch and deeertntlnn ma» k t»A ***W *T A ****.W **lM M H k which he happened to spend In 1» make a pilgrimage to Nevendon. in Es « » fine pieces as chopped hay.” yet to «■leklv ____r r mir opinion free »nether a i «kir * aacaruin o a o a o a :- w -:* a o a o a o a o a o a o a c a o a cloak, crept away to blush unseen. wife’s presence. InvaaUon ta probabl, “ munir» sex. where tbe church wardens’ ac day It looks as If It had Just left tbe tlona atiietlroonfldant ___ Fa The little black box had conquered." “ Do you know, my dear." he »«Id af i« Datent». a«nt fra«. tndeet «aancr tor I counts in the elgbteefitb century were bands o f tbe weaver. A great deal of “ And?” - inquired the Electrician. Patent« taken thronet) Mi Co. r» fectionately. “ I never get tired o f look historic value la attached to this flag. quite delightfully phonetic. Under the U n til « S it i, without oh«r t* “ And." replied the Old Fogy. “ Hou ing at that photograph of yours.” Come and look at them. date 1742 occurs the entry: “Gave As It Is the only British royal standard din was triumphant. The country had “ Why don't you have It framed and Oeekup Kolllns for bla gall too ahellns In the possession of a foreign nation. My Fall and Winter Samples seen him shot at by a man who said A he ad a om .lf Ulna)rated werkt,. Laraeat «Ir- hung tip In the club?” she Inquired, and alx pens. Also his close for the In In 1813 Commddore Isaac Chauncey They are winners calatine o f « n r eetentltto Journal. Terme, M a without raising her eyes from her book. he wished to kill: had seen him rob a sewing yere.” The mysterious word and General Montgomery Pike cap Í S Í . 'a S T Í Ä * * ’ * 1’ * * * br3tnew.dm.lTj. giant o f his strength. No Marabout “gall“ seems to signify the girl or tured the city of York, now Toronto, —Llpplncott's. M U E L L E R th e T A I L O R had ever done that. No Marnbout with daughter of “Oeekup Kotllna.’’ And and took from the parliament house ] Phone Black 32 Opposite Poetoffice primitive tricks could convince them some of ns who have drank the cup of there this royal standard.—Christian Rathar Fatty. that any revolt of tbeira could prevail ♦OAOAOAOAO^^AOAOAOA-JlAaoaAa “This article says oleomargarine Is against the white man and hia magic— feminine Militancy to the dregs may Herald. - ——--------------------- ---------——■ ■ -G. accept gall as tbe right spelling.—Lon made of beef fat.” | Pleasure and Picnic Parties*« Specialty hia electricity. The conqueror’s con- Menai Strait Bridge Echoes. 1 “ Yes. and the person who eats lota qnest was complete.” —Popular Elec don Mail. Country Trip« at Team Rates Among the most noted echoes is that D B . G. E . S T U A R T ; of It will be fat.” tricity. heard front the suspension bridge Poetry and Pay. “ Well. If beef fat makes a person be A. M. DUNLAP . Poetry. It la declared, la about tbe across the Menai strait The sound of . ag/ Y T rk D T D A M f t r c n n « fat that Is nothing to beef a t ” —Hous- s I P h y s ic ia n a n d S u r g e o n ! [ Thought Ha Waa on tho Phono. worst paid form of writing. That may a blow from n hammer on one o f the | IVIvJ I U K 1 I v A i v S r ¿ K NO. 1 ston Post. “Then. Minnie, yon are going to get be true, regarded from the standpoint main piers of the structure la returned | w ill move baggage, freight or fumi- Chronic djsea«* a tpeciaky. Calk another physician instead of the old an.werrd promptly day or aifhr. ) all parts of dollars and cents, but the man who In aucceaslon from each of tbe croas- y or country, Couldn’t Help Himself. health inspector?" Black 18 can get a poem out of hia system beams that support the roadway and O & e and Reodace. 107 Main St berg, Oregon She—Mr. Brown does not pay his “ Tea; be is too absentmlnded. Re should fee* that be Is pretty well paid from the opposite pier at the distance Phone Red % wife much attention. He—No: the cently as he examined me with the of 57« feet In addition to which the for bis effort—Toledo Blade. sound Is many times repeated between ...................................................... a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a ! only time I ever knew of his going out stethoscope he suddenly called oat. with her was once when the gaa ex- ‘Hello! Who is ItT Fliegende Blat tbe water and tbe roadway at tbe rate On* U** For It. ploded.—Pick Me Up. ter. 1 5 N O S J B L L Z S ] o f twenty-eight times In fire seconds. “ 1 aappose classical music la all right A . E. W I L S O N la Ita place.” said Maud. Not Lost. General Contracting Batwean Friand*. t To* Efficient. O p t ic ia n Mother—Oh. Willie, you naughty boy, j “ I’m sore It la.” replied Mamie “ 1 Nan—Did you notice how dreadfully Editor—We are sorry to loae your I r « n - whw i Joa have Itcen fighting again and lost don’t care to listen to It myaelf, bnt Eyes examined and glasses made that piano needed tuning? r a n - w ny. ^ ^ ^ wllIle_ No , âfa.t ^»metlmes you have to play It In or- subscription, Mr. Jackson. Wbat’a tbe | no. desr: I thought It harmonised to fit mother; they «re In my pocket-Lon ! (1er t o get a man to go bomw“ -W a*h- mattar? Don’t yon Ilka our new poli fectly with your voice.—Chicago Trlb tic«? Mister Jackson—It ain’t dat, | Phone Blue 38 Ington Star. 202 Firat St. don Answers. R. F. D . 3 New borg, O r*. une. «ah: ’taln’t dat. Mah wife J«e* bèen an’ dun landed a Job o’ work foh ma { ......................................... O n O e e a s ie n *. •h* Might Be Right. by advertisin’ In yonb domed old pa Easy Frey. W . W . Hollingsworth A Son In tbe opinion of the average w “ Are you superstitious about thirteen pa hf— Philadelphia Ledger, ife “ I ’d like to see the woman who her bnabshd ought to do more o f his at table?” asked Mrs. Rlckenlooper. F u a e ro l D ire c to rs & E m b a lm ers could make s fool of me.” x — economizing away from home.—Cbl- "I am when there’« hardly enough “ Very well Just glance at tbe next A Man of High Oegr**. C alk Answered Day or Night cago Record-Herald. food for twelve.” said Mm. Giddy body. good lookin'; one yon meet."—CbldagS “ Professor Dutnclieud appears to be | -------- — -------- -Magasin* o f Fun. Lady Assistants. No extra charge I Record-HersId. a very learned man.” Tbe grand essentials o f life are aomo Office, W hite 25 “ Yes: only on an extremely hot day Rsa. Black g thing, to do. something to love and He Is. In my opinion, the noblest can the fher^nructer rival him In the | Wh» demands justice roust adminis something to hope for.-Thomas Cbal who bas raised hltnaaif by big own N tw b tr g , O r«. ter Justice German Proverb. nnmtier of dogriaw." Buffalo t'xpihw. w iw r r r o F ? c a t a l o o i merit to a higher station—Olcee« c T r . CHAPIN LAWYER EYE SIG H T ; DR. C. A. ELDRIEDGE D E N TIS T C.A. MORRIS ■: J. C. PRICE I j[ D E N T IS T i Dr. Ë. P. Dixon ; i D E N T IS T The Ice Man J. L. Van Blaricom | • Littlefield A Romig ! i! PHYSICIANS and SURGEONS Iron W orks I i P atents | Osteopathic Pliysiciani Obstetrician Î “FR EE” Sewer A Tile Work and Deep Wells # i