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CHE NEWBERU UR Aprile
A STORY OF THIERS.
SACRIFICE SALE
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On* Man tha Famous Statesman Didn't
Improse In th^LaaoL
An amusing instance of the stag­
nation and aloofness from the world
that sometimes settle on people and
places alike is given by Lady Dor­
othy Nevill in her book, “ Under
Five Beigns.” Writing of the mid­
dle of the last century, Lady Dor-
•thy says:
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“ Some oven of the larger towns
knew little of men famous in the
political world. This is well shown
by a story of M. Thiers stopping at
Luxembourg while on a journey.
“ The burgomaster came forth to
do him honor, and by way of com*
pli men ting him— Thiers was born
at Marseilles— mentioned that an
old man, a Marseillais, had per­
formed the function of schoolmas­
ter in the town for twenty years.
The ex-minister desired to be intro­
duced to him.
“ Thiers .began, T)o you not know
me?*
‘“ No, sir/
‘“ You don't remember little
Adolphe Thiers, one of your pupils
at Marseilles?'
“ ‘Wait— wait; yea, I do recollect
Men’s, Young M en's and Boys Clothing. Large stock to choose from, all die new­
such a name— a sly little monkey
est styles. No matter what size you need we can fit you. Prices very reasonable.
who used to play such pranks I*
“ ‘Just so/
Satisfaction Guaranteed. I f you’re satisfied, tell your friends; if NOT. tell us.
“ ‘ Ah, it is yon? I am verv glad
to see you. Have you succeeded?*
“ ‘Sufficiently so, I thank you.*
“ ‘So much the better— so much
the better! Pardon my curiosity. I
Form er partner and suoeossor to R. Jaoobson dt Co.
should like to know what you have
been doing. Are you a notary?
Banker ? Merchant ?*
*“ I have retired from business,
COLOSSAL JUPITER.
but I have been a minister/
K Is the Largest and Strangest e f All
“ ‘ Protestant ?’ inquired the old
Our Planets.
schoolmaster.
“ And this was glory! The old
Jupiter is the first and the largest
o f the group of great planets. Its man had never heard of Thiers,
mean distance from the sun is minister of the, interior; Thiers,
483,300.000 miles, and it exceeds minister of commerce; Thiers, min­
304 FIR ST S T ., NEW BERG, OR.
the earth in size about 1,300 times, ister of foreign affairs, or of Thiers,
writes Garrett P. Serviss in the Out­ author of the ‘History of the Con­
sulate and Empire!' ”
look Magazine.
W e carry a full line of
But its mean density is lees than
And He K e p t It
a quarter that of the earth, so that
A man who was once in the
in “ weight” it exceeds our planet
only 316 times. Its rotation on its plumbing business told .the follow­
axis is extraordinarily rapid, the ing story on his lawyer: “ My law­
period being* a few minutes less than yer,” said he, “ came into my place
ten hours. As a consequence the and asked me to fix a sink in his
planet is rery much flattened at the house. ‘How much money have you
poles
and swelled around the equa­ got in your clothes ?* says L ‘ What V
Don't fail to call
tor. Bnt the significant thing is says he. ‘That’s what,’ says I, and
that this rotation period varies at he went into his pocket and palled
different parts o f its surface, being up a roll. ‘That'll do,’ says I, tak­
swifter near the equator than to­ ing it. *Never mind abont counting
i t I'll do the job.'
ward the poles.
“ ‘ What do you mean V says he.
The same peculiarity is observed
“
‘This,’ says 1: 1 was on a spree
on the sun, and it is in itself a dem­
last
night and got locked op. In the
onstration that Jupiter is not a
next
cell to me was a thief who was
solid body like the earth. There
Via the
caught
with the goods. He sent for
may be a solid nucleus within, but
you,
and
the first thing yon did
we have no direct proof of its ex­
was
to
ask
him how mnch money he
istence. What we see is evidently a
had,
and
you
took it. I'm doing tBte
vast vaporous globe, shining by re­
3-day Tickets on Sale
same
thing
by
yon.'
SUNSET
Season T i c k e t s on
flected snnlight, because it is not
Saturday and Sunday
“ ‘Keep the money,' says he.”
hot enough to shine o f itself.
Sale June 1st
to
Apparently, as a consequence of
His Pun Cost His Lrfs.
the rapid rotation, the cloudy sur­
According to John Stow, chron­
face is drawn out into parallel bands icler and antiquary, about 1560,
of various hues, which are known as who wrote and published “ Sum-
“ belts.” There are two principal marie of Englysh Chronicles,” Sir
belts, one on each side of the equa­ William Collingwood was executed
tor,
and a varying number of small­ in 1484 for writing the following
UrM from the principal tU lion i to Newport or Tillamook Beachea are a* follows:
er ones. Close around the poles political squib, in a manner which,
FARE
FROM
TO
TO
FARE
there are no belts. Continual in his day, was considered most ex­
Portland
Newport
$6.25'
Tillamook Beaches
$4.00
changes in the form and colors of cellent wit:
Oregon City
6.25
4.70
Salem
5.15
6.00
the belts are suggestive of the play
T h e rat. the cat and Lovel, the doc. -
4.00
Albany
7.30
Rule all England under the Ho*.
of gigantic forces of transforma­
Corvallis
3.75
7.10
tion.
It
is
often
said,
with
appar­
This
was during the reign of
5.80
Eugene
9.00
ent truth, that in Jupiter we behold Richard III., at a time when the
Roseburg
-8.76
12.00
Medford
12.00
17.20
a huge world issuing out of chaos.'
chief agents of his evil schemes
12.00
Ashland
17.75
In 1878 an extraordinary red were Catesby, Ratcliff and Lovel.
Tickets to above points on sale daily food all season, with corresponding low fares
spot made its appearance in the Lovel was then a common name for
from other points. Week end tickets are also on sale from various points.
southern hemisphere of Jupiter, a dog and as a white boar was dis­
S U N D A Y E X C U R S IO N T R A IN O N T H E C. A E. R. R.
near the edge of the great “ south played on the king’s escutcheon, the
Leaves Albany at 7:M a. m „ Corvallis 8:00 a. m and connects with 8. P. trains 1«. It
belt,” and the present writer had reference to a “ hog” was obvious
and 28 from points south.
Call on our nearest Arent for “ Vacation Davs In Oregon ” a beautifully Illustrated
the
good fortune to be one of the and so offensive that it brought
booklet describing various outing resorts, or write to
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first to catch sight of it. This about the writer's death.
JOHN M. SCOTT, General Passenger Agent, Portland, Oregon
strange oval spot, more than 30,000
Ghost Talk.
miles long, has undergone various
A ttend the B. P. O. t . Elks Convention, Portland, July 8-13
Aunt Caroline came running into
transformations without ever vary­
Low Fares to all points East June to Septem ber
ing much in outline or position. It the dining room, her kinky hair on
has led to endless conjectures, but end.
“ Missus,” she gasped, “ 1 done
its nature has never been discov­
met
a ghost out dar by de well.”
ered.
“ You must have been mistaken,
Jupiter’s distance from the sun
is so great that it receives only Caroline,” said the lady of the
about one-twenty-fifth as much so­ house. "There aren’ t any such
lar radiation as the earth gets, so things as ghosts.”
On the dates given below, round trip tickets will be sold from
Aunt Caroline drew herself up
Portland to the points in the East shown below, and many others,
that even if it should eventually
at greatly reduced fares quoted. Your home agent will sell these
consolidate into a rocky globe it is haughtily.
tickets via the North Bank Road at slightly higher fares, on request
“ Dey ain’ t, ain’t dey? Well,
difficult to see how it could develop
life bearing mnch resemblance to what would you say if I tole you
that of the earth. Jupiter has four this un done spoke to me ? Yassum,
large and four very minute moons. I heered him.”
“ Why, what did he say ?”
During the transformation of the
in connection with
“ Say,” sniffed the dusky mistress
original
nebula
some
influence
must
Northern Pacific and Great Northern Railways
have operated to cause an unusual­ o f the meals, “ how you specs I
ly great condensation of matter at know? I neber learned dese here
Atlantic City.............$111.00
Minneapolis.............. $ 60.00
the point where Jupiter was formed. daid langwiches.” — Lippincott’ s.
Baltim ore.......... ;.... 107.50
Montreal..................... 106.00
On Ladies and Misses Coats and Suits
We have decided to close out our stock of Coats
and tailored suits, with the exception of some
staples. All our suits in fancy mixtures and some
navy blues; all this season’s goods, to be closed
out at 1-2 to 1-4 of former selling prices. Come
early while the stock is complete.
$15.00 suits and coats 9 . 8 5
18.50
“
1 2 .3 5
20.00 «
“
1 3 .6 5
$22.50 suits and coats 1 4 .8 5
25.00 “
“
1 6 .3 5
30.00 “
“
1 9 .8 5
Nayberger, McMinnville, Oregon
M. J. Nash Co,
Men’s and Ladies and Chil­
dren’s Shoes
The Prices are Right
N ow For T h e Seashore!
Tillamook and Newport Beaches
Boxes Crates
W E MAKE TH E M
YOU USE TH E M
P LA C E YO U B O R D E R N O W
Phone White 26.
WE DELIVER
The Ghas. K. Spaulding Log. Co.
Commencement Time
Suggests High Ideals
The pefection o f ideal clothing is found
at our store* M en's, Young Men's and
Boys. W e also take measures for tail­
ored suits. The best dressed men in
Newberg wear them. You can dress as
well at moderate prices. Let us demon­
strate the fact.
Hodson Bros.
PLUM BING
Heating and Gas Fitting
W e are building a reputation on quality o f work and
. * material.
Repair W ork Promptly Attended To
THE T. R. BLAYLOCK CO.
80$ E. First St.
Phone White 198
EXPERT AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING II
S. A . Mills has a man in the shop who has
had years of experience, and is qualified to
do all kinds of repair work— and do it right
Give him a chance to prove it to you.
NEW B ER G A U TO CO.
C. B. CUMMINGS
Low Round Trips E A S T
T H E H O U S E FU R N IS H E R
Through Trains East
W e have in stock a complete line of Furniture,
icture Moulding, Glass,
Paint, W all Paper,
are always pleased to
Heaters and Ranges,
show our goods.
Boston........................ 110.00
Buffalo........................ 91.50
Chicago..,................... 72.50
Colorado Springs...... 55.00
Denver....................... 55.00
Detroit..... .................. 82.50
Duluth........................ 60.00
Kansas City.............. 60.00
M ilwaukee................ 72.50
New Y ork.................. 108.60
Omaha........................ 60.00
Philadelphia.............. 108.50
Pittsburg................... 91.50
S t L o u is ................... 70.00
S t P a u l..................... 60.00
T oron to...................... 91.50
Washington ............. 107.50
DATES OF SALK
MAY X 8,4. 9. 10,11, 17, IS, 24. 2t. 1912
JUNK 1, A, 7. 8. IS. .14, 15,17, IS. IS, 20. 21, 24, 25, 27. 2ft, 29, 1912
IULY 2, », «. 7, 11.12, 16. 1ft. 20. 22. 2S. 25, 29, SO, SI, 1912
AUGUST 1, 2, 8. 5. 7. 12. 16, I«. 22. 22. 29. SO, SI. 1913
8KPTKMBKR 4. 6, 8. 7, 8, 11 12. SO. 1913
8topoveri and choice of route* allowed In Mch dlm otion.
Fluii return limit October 81,1912
Detail* of tchednlce, fame. etc. will he fnrnlehad on reo neat.
W. K. COMAN, Oen. Freight and Paia. Agent, Portland, Ore.
The Unhappy Medium.
The Why ef the Rainbow.
A French woman of noble family,
who had been unfortunate in her
marriage, one day said to a party
of friends who were dining at her
house:
“ I should like to be married in
English, in a language in which
vows are so faithfully kept.”
“ What language, I wonder, was
•he married in before?” one guest
remarked.
“ Broken English, I suppose,” re­
plied the other. — Kansas City
Times.
The rainbow is produced by the
reflection o f sunbeams on falling
raindrops. We must look toward
the raindrops in order to see the re­
flected rainbow, and not toward the
sun, which must be behind ns. In
the afternoon, when summer thun­
derstorms occur, the sun is west o f
us; therefore we turn our backs to
the sun and see the rainbow eaat of
us. We can see a rainbow in the
west when thunderstorms occur in
the morning— that is, in the west
while the sun is in the east— S t
Nicholas.
7e
C. B. Cummings, Newberg, Or.
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G. N. H E S G A R D
ST A TIO N A R Y GASO LIN E ENGINES
All Sizes from 1 1-2 to 12 H. P.
See me before buying.
Phone 6*62
NEW BERG ORE.