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“ Who was st Sunday school this morn
ing; ** her 4-year-old daughter said,
"E verybody but Jesus."
" W i r , h»y
dear." said Mrs. a ..
"w h eraver did you get such an Id ea ;-*
1 "H e was out visitin g this m orning,"
th e little lady confidently said.
"D aughter," said M l*. A., "w h o told
you euch a story?"
"N obody didn’t toil mo. mothor, but
they Just kept sin gin g It over end over
again:
Jesus Is calling. He's calling
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fie will ggy, “ Bronchitis.”
Aik him if it 1« ever serious.
Lastly, ask him If he pre
scribe* Ayer’s Cherry Pec
toral for this disease. Keep
is close touch with your
family physician.
* *
When yon tell your doctor about the bad
iskfast, and frequent headache«, and
an he sees your coated tongue, he w ill
r. “ Tou are bilious.” A y e r’ a Pilla
rk w ell in such cases.
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“W e tty K atie,” W illie said—
A n d there came a dash o f red
Through the brownness o f his cheek—
“ Boys are strong and girls are weak.
And n i carry, so I win.
K a tie’s basket up the hUl.”
K atie answered, with a laugh,
“ Tou ahaU carry only half.“
And than, tossing beck her curls,
“ Boys are weak as w ell as girls.”
Do you think that K a tie guesses
H a lf the wisdom shs expressed?
S tiff n eek ! Doean ’ t amount to much,
but m igh ty disagree a ble.
Y o u 'v e no
idea how quickly a lit t le Ham lins W te-
ard OU w ill lubricate the coeds and Vastly different from the one
Th at she swung in years a gone;
m ake you com fortable again.
This Is long, and deep, and wide,
And has— rockers s t the side!
H eld m en la D a n ger.
A lady In Clayton. N. J.. was caring
fo r her hair when the tonic exploded,
badly burning her and furnishing more
excitement In the neighborhood than t
croupy baby. Th e pure food people
should look Into this, for as long as ex
plosive hair tonic Is sold the bald man
Is slu in g on s confined volcano.— M in
neapolis JourasL
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Two layers of leather are tewed in st
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Th e Mistress— K alis, you should not
talk so much.
Tho Maid— No. ma'am.
"N o ; you should a ad erstand that it
la your place to listen.’*
tAi/yap u / a ||
“ LUI ITvIl
"N o, ma'am; you aovar
when I was listen lug becas
sa ths other side o f tho
ma’am.— Yonkers Statesman.
O a e e n «h e O IA m e a .
“ Grandpa, how many letters In the
alphabet have more than one syllable?“
“ L e t me see. Tom m y; a, b. c. A a
Horstlus was holding the brtdga
"T h e born o f tho ward." ,ha gasped,
“ told mo this was an easy Job. and 1
wouldn't have anything to d o !”
The dlsrevery o f the fs^t. however,
that he had been tricked Into believing
the position fo be merely x saloon
keeper's perquisite bad only the effect
o f m aking him fight alt the harder to
bold It.— Chicago Tribune.
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and they keep you
dry while you are
wearing them
L a tee« A ch ievem en t ml Sel ease.
Th e young man bent forward.
“ W a lt a moment.
Herbert.”
said
Amelia, producing an Implement a fe w
Inches long, shaped like a tennis rack
et. mads o f sliver and specially pre
pared silk gauze, and bolding It up be
fore her lips. "N ow . Herbert.”
Then they took their first disinfected
Use.— Chicago Tribu na
eut to learning."
“ O, yes. there la dad. A ll you have
to do nowadays Is to read flve feet o f
books.”
I
C o m f o r t in g T h e o r y In N e g n r g to
D o s in g In C h n re h .
The French scientists are the most
consoling people In the world. Th ey
u s alw ays w orking out soma explana
tion that affords consolation. Here
comae one w ith a theory about »leap
ing h i Churches that w ill be a re lie f to
both pastor annd sleeper.
According to this French psycholo
gist's theory, persons are Inclined to
“ dom ” la church because o f the de
vout attention they pay to the services.
“ In endeavoring to fix every w ord la
their m inds they put themselves into a
sort o f trance. It la about the same as
what is called self-hypnotism, and tho
mora closely one follow s ths m inister
the «s o r e lik ely ho la to find him self
unable to roaw ln awake.
F or a good many y e a n the pert par-
agraphers have had a great deal to say
about church sleepers, and usually the
preacher has gotten the worst o f tho
argument. A ll manner o f devices have
been suggested by the humorists as
aids to lengthy sermons, even to the
placing o f eloctrlc noedlos In the cush
ions to awaken the sleepers a t the pres
sure o f a button by the minister. But
now th a t the Inclination to slumber in
church has been accounted for upon
purely scientific grounds, the remedy
for the e v il w ill probably bo abated in
a practical w ay— perhaps by encourag
ing the employment o f pastors who are
Incapable o f holding one’s attention at
all.— Dayton News.
"Good-mornlog, madam,” said
ths
slender, solemn-faced man with the pe
culiarly unnatural looking hair. “ I am
introducing m y new butter, which 1
! -ell at a much low er price than that
charged by other refiner— I mean
creameries.”
" I t has a strange smell,’* says the
housewife, sniffing at tha package. “ It
b i t ells as 11 It had been close to coal
oil.”
“ Petroleum , madam, la ono o f our
greatest health-giving agents,” explain
ed the stranger. "Besides, when the
butter gets old you can melt It and
burn It In your lamp. Tw o pounds?
Thank you, madam. W e should all re
joice In detag good. Here are f 10,000,-
0 0 0 fo r your husband to build a college
with.**
And the new milkman stepped
hllthaly out o f tho yard.— U f a
New
M erely Poatgoied.
Mia. Hawllgus (h aving freed her
m ind)— W hy don’t you. answer me. If
you eon?
u
lfr . Hewligus (helping himself to
more m eat)— It's unwholesome to quar
rel while eating dinner, madam. H I
have good and plenty to say to you
after a while.
A theatrical star Isn’t bright enough
to Illum inate the stags.
a ltra this pnpn.
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■ a a la n d .
"flay,’’ said ths country resident to
the city clerk In the furniture store,
” 1 want to look at one o f them there
Information bureaus
I understand
they're t t e lateet things o u t ” — Detroit
Free Press.
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Mr. Bauld— W hat do you want to bo
whan you grow dp, Johnny?
Johnnie—I want to be a musiclan.
Mr. Bauld— A musician! W hy?
Johnnie— Yes, slr-ee; I wan tar be a
pled piper. Just think o f all the pie
he must g e t!— Boston Herald.
M a y e r Spocinl M e r it School S h o e ,
a n amis to fit a child's foot la a comfortable, natural
\
that« will prevent foot traobla la later years, yet they
„ A
stylish aad good looking. Only tbs gsaolas have
Mayer Trade Mark atamped 0 « the Sole.
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Alw ays works rltfht
They had cheeks like cherries red;
H e was ta ller—’most a head;
■he, with arms like wreaths o f snow.
Swung s basket to and fro;
A s shs loitered, half In play.
Chattering to W illie Gray.
P ettit's Eye Halve fo r O v e r 100 Y e a rs
has’ been used fo r congested and in Men are only boys grown tall.
flamed eyes, rem oves film o r scum Hearts don’t change much, a fter all;
o v e r the eyea. A il druggists o r H ow Add when, long years from that day.
ard Bros., Buffalo, N . Y .
K a tie L ee and W illie Gray
Stood again beside the brook.
H is I s s s r r Geese,
Banding like a shepherd’s crook, '
A summer sam e my fancy suite—
U Is ths game o f picking routes.
Ia It strange that W U lle said;
Ah. often has ambition soared
W h ile again a dash o f red
T o routes that I could ne’er afford.
Crossed ths Brownness o f his cheek,
A n o th e r ■ w a n e T en th s S la g le .
I study folders, asd tbs trains.
“I am strong and you are weak;
And
Sad
rare
pleasure
fo
r
my
pates;
(Contributed by a depraved outsider.)
L ife la but a slippery steep.
And yet. 'tie strange. I never.use
A lion then sprang is to view.
Hung with shadows cold and deep.
And roared. “There's no use flyte’ i Th e routes that thus I pick and chooea.
— Cleveland News.
I'm going to make s meal o f y o u !"
“ W ill you trust a t , K atie dear?
But ho caught the lion lyin'.
W alk beside me without fear.
L e ft a N am e N c h la d Hint.
May I carry, i f I wUl.
D a a M — Hello. Jim !
W ho ha yaw A ll your burdens up the hill?”
j
F t r l a «h e O intm ent.
“ Aa to this polar discovery.” said Urn a-dtggtag that ‘olo for?
And she answered with s laugh,
distinguished naturalist. “ 1 have only . Jim — Old L aw yer Skinner— ’a died W o . but you may carry h a lt“
yesterday.
Daniel— Oh. what complaint?
Jim — N o t a word o* com plain t Fam
ily rather pleased than otherwise.—
A lly e lo p e r's
CAPSULES
Makes the
Baking Sweeter» lighter
They were standing where a brook.
Bonding like » shepherd's crook.
Flashed Its stiver, and thick ranks
O f green w illow fringed the banks;
H a lf in thought and half In play,
K a tie L ee and W illie Gray.
Parsoa Bagaier w hile the eongregatloa
was assembling In Ebeneaer chapel
" I nn'eratood yo’ to nom em ate dat yo
would bring our urrln' Brudder Boras
Smith to da revival yuh to-night.”
" I dona did muh best to ‘complisb
muh prognostication, psbson," replied
B rothef Tump, holding forth an ob
Jeet which m arkedly resembled a dark
eomplexloned oyster, "but dat 'ar gam
blin* man. our urrln* Brudder Boras
Smith, was sawtnh reluctant an' handy
wld hlo rassah.
I
dess n a r b lj
couldn’ t bring do gpn lemsn pussonly
but dls yua am sae uv his e a rs !"—
Puck.
K'
COM PLIES W ITH ALL
PU K E P O O D L A W S
brown heads with tossing curls,
d lips shutting over pearls,
test white and w et with dew,
to eyea black and tw o eyes blue;
hie boy and girl w ere they,
►tie Lee and W Ulle Gray.
to
W a s te ml V s t s r l s L
la process o f tim e It was observed
that ths multimillionaire philanthropist
had eeaseg givin g costly library build-*
Ings to towns and cities.
“ W hy Is this, Mr. Cans g g y ?“ the re
porters asked him.
i
N o t h in g M lr a e e le a s .
‘Young men.” he said, "w hat Is tho
• "You bed rheumatism In your right
tgg for years and wars cured o f It la use o f building great houses for li
braries whan all a man needs for aa
an Instant? »Jew?"
“ B y bslrtg accidentally mixed up In education Is live feet o f books?”
W hereat I hoy marveled, but they
s train wrack. M y right leg Is a cork
could not answer hiss.— Chicago T r ib
leg now.”
une.
Th e other morning ws saw a i
f* a r s old going Into a doctor's
(t seaths to us that if w e were
would have enough.— Lacón (IH.)
BAKING
POWDER
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