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Pat to « « a m Fine Care Fine Hair I S' I * It** floe care that make* fine h*lrl U*e A yer’s Hair Vigor, new Improved formula, sys te m a tica lly , conscientiously, and you will get results. We know it stops falling half, cures dandruff, and ts s most elegant dressing. Entirely new. New bottle. New contents. C m . Oawford f o your wlfa d o m t mete mine« ptea any more? Crab«haw—No Bba uaaa all tba odd* and ends around the house. as trimmings (or bar bat—Puck. Save the Babies. fca iu n llr . *1 was mimicking Professor M rs yesterday and he caught me." "What did he s a y r "Told me to stop making a foal of myself."—The w**n. *"*«B*** ■ a s .o a ly Chassa "Tou must not Interrupt me wha» 1 am speaking. Ethel.” . t .,/ "Why. that's tbs only time I.« a n Interrupt you. mamma.” — Yonkers pM tmmaaJ 2 D m ~4 champ ll* color o f tho tfm kok trof kok. Ate hlm «I fio ltu l Ayer’ s Heir Vigor, as now made from our new improved formula, is tbs latest, most scientific, and in every way the very best balr preparation aver placed upon the market. For falling hair and dandruff it Is the ons great medicine. N w « Boot Thin*. "How doss your k us band manage In the winter when the automobile season ts over?" "Fine. He takes up bowling and tries to kill the plnboya"—Puck. King Edward, when Prince of W ales never voted on any political question; but be always voted for tbs Deceased Wife’s Sister Bill, which was a socUL and not a political, matter. -> Bad BLOOD "Before I began using Caacareta I had g bad complexion, pimples on my face, and my food was not digested salt should have been. Now I am entirely well, and the pimples have all disappeared from my face. I can truthfully aav that Caacareis are just ss advertised; I have taken only “ Prteaar O, Net M ttk er-la -U w .” “▲re you a friend of the prisoner?" Magistrate O'Connor asked a buxom woman witness In the Central street ANCIENT CHINESE CLOCK. police station court yesterday. T bs most interesting o f all water “ No. I’m bis mother-in-law," replied the woman, without any particular clocks is ondoubtsdly tbs “ copper Jars show of feeling.—New York World. dropping water," in Canton, Chinn, where I saw it In 1897. Referring to Quick an Wink. tha simple line sketch, which I make I f your eyes ache with a smarting, from memory, Figure 8, and reading burning sensation and dizziness, use PETTIT’ S EYE SALVE. All druggists four Chinese characters downward tha translation is “ Canton City*" To tha or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. left and still downward—“ Hon-woo-et- Congress refused United States low ," which la “Copper Jars dropping Commissioner of Education Brown's water." Educated Chinamen Inform request for |S.0M to study a certain me that it is over 8,000 years old and f>haae of child, Ufa. but granted 118.000 had n weather vane. As they speak for a scientific study o f clams. . ef it as ‘’ the clock o f the street arch" this wsnid look quite probable; since W en Her Over. "H is wife used to be strongly op the little open building, or tower in posed to his playing poker and now she which it stands is higher than sur rounding buildings It is therefore likes to have him play." "Yes. he plays better than be «ned reasonably safe to state that the Chi nees had n weather and time station ta."—Houston Post 1,000 years before our era. It consists T t e r W w » Te* ü M tr . o f four copper Jars partially built in Tbose Afrlcans who named Mr. masonry form ing a stalr-llka structure. Roosevelt Bwana Tumbo really oogbt Commencing at the top jar each one to se« Mr. Taft, wbo la a great deal bwanter and bas a tumbo twioe as drops into the next downward till the water reaches the solid bottom Jar. ft» large.—Uncle Remus’ Magasina this lowest ons a' float, “ the bamboo stick," is placed and indicates the height o f the water Skid thus in a rude way gives the time. It la said to be eet morning and evening by dipping the water from Jar 4 to Jar 1, so it rune twelve hoars o f oar time. What C o n v in c in g P r o o f. are the uses ef Jars 8 and S, since "Good gracious Jane, my band fts the water simply enters them and always In my pocket" drips out again?—Popular Mechanics. "No, It Isn’t John, or you would feel that letter there I gave you to mail two weeks ago.- Baltimore American. 9 00 D rops ALCOHOL 3 PEE CENT. I J^T A M S / C H I L P RIS O T N a r c o t ic . Dr. A . 7 . Peeler, o f S t Louis. H o , sets : "I have prescribed jo u r Castoria In many eases and have always found it an efficient and speedy rem edy." Dr. B. Down, o f Philadelphia, P a , says: "I have prescribed your Cae- torla In my practice fo r many years with great satisfaction to m yself and. you)«» to m y patienta." Dr. Edward Parrish, o f Brooklyn, N. Y , says; "I have need your Can toris in my own toueehold with good results, and have advised several patients to use it for its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm ." ‘ «D r. J. B. E lliott, o f New York City, says: “ H ating during tbe pest s ix years prescribed your Castoria fo r infantile stomach disorders, I m ost heartily commend Its usa The form ula contains nothing deleterious to th « m ost delicate o f children." Dr. C. G. Sprague, o f Omaha. N eb, says: "Y our Castoria Is an M eal medicine fo r children, and I frequently prescribe It. W hile I do not advo cate the Indiscriminate use o f proprietary medicines, yet Castoria Is an exception to r conditions which arise in the care at children." Dr. J. A. Parker, o f Kansas City, M o, says: "Y ear Castoria holds th* esteem o f the medical profession In a manner held by no other proprie tary preparation. It la a sure and reliable medicine fo r infants and chil dren. In feet, it is the universal household remedy foi’fiafanttle alim ents." Dr. H. 7 . M errill, o f Augusta, M a, says: "Castoria Is oas o f Hie very finest and most remarkable remedies for Infants and children. In toy opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grava I can furnish hundreds o f testimonials from this locality as to its efficienc y and m érita” Dr. Norman M. Geer, o f Cleveland. Ohio, says: "D uring tha last twelve years I have frequently recommended your Castoria as one o f the best preparations o f the kind, being safe in the hands o f parents and very ef fective in relieving children’s disorders, w hile the ease with which soda a pleasant preparation can bo administered is a great advantage." GEN U IN E CASTORIA Bean the Signature of ALWAYS — Vice may be a monster o f hideous mien, bat stage a play or write a hook about It, end tt beats the deuce how many persons will welcome the mem ■ter.— Los Angeles E xpress' N o t h in g N o w T h e t a . Pooltry Note. "Bo you are raising chickens?" "Y es," answered Mr. Crosslots. "W hat do you find the greatest ace to the welfare o f poultry?" “ Sunday company." — Washla M ia « Cor*. Pretty Cousin—Algy, don’t your knew get cold In that uniform? Algy (tn - Highland costume)—Baw Jove, they did at first, but 1 said to them; “Hoot! Dlnna forget that my a In grandfeyther was a Scotsman!” and. baw Jo v s they wanned right up to the Idea! W hat abana that yon will hove the most practi cal Dom ««tic water suoply ny.tem now in a s s No alorated tank, no froam pipos in winter, no atasnaat water In summer, no water «apply troubles o f any sort. Tank placad in bawmont. oat o f steht and way, made o f pressed «teal. wlU not rust and Will last a Hfotirae. You will ba ptaaaod with the LEADER system o f furnishing Domestic Water L e tte rs from P ro m in e n t P hysicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. Dramatic N a ts Groat Author—Walter, this steak la as tough ss leather. Welter—I’ve always beard you was an original character, sir, but I'm blessed If you don’t jlat sa fitb e same aa all on 'em do.—Tlt-BHs A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME NT ANT MORTALITY is something frightful. We can hardly realize that of all the children bom in civilised countries, twentytwo per cent, or nearly one-quarter, die before they reach one year; thirty seven per cent, or more than one-third, b before “ they are five, and one-half before they are fifteen! W t do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma jority of these precious lives. Keither do we hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium, or morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria operates exactly the reverse, but yon must see that it bears the signature of Chas. H* Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly* opens the pores of the skin and allays fever. A lio « D s ^ w r May-ms Daysey Mayme Appletow* was read ing a newspaper last night when sud denly she gave a scream and fell to tha floor in a dead faint Now, ac cording to the looks and tradition Daysey Mayme fainted because she road the announcement of an old sweetheart’s marriage or death (and It would turn out afterward, accord ing to the books and tradition, that he was a cousin of her old sweetheart by the same nairih). But real His Is a* unlike the books and tradition. Upon being revived Daysey Mayme related that she saw hostery advertised for ST cento that she had paid 35 cents for the day before.—Atchison Globs U n a n s w e r a b le . “Pardon me. Dr. Neatly, but tt ts limply preposterous for you to want to marry my daughter You are more than twice aa old as she la.” “I know that, Mr. Sykes but when ■he has been s preacher's wife tan or fifteen yearn she will look fully aa old ss I d o " —Chicago Tribune A DOSE OF It is one thing to win a matrimonial prise and entirely another one to cash the ticket Gradually the "H ow -darc-yoo-slr!" girl is being eliminated by certain In definable forces hi a or civilisation. Why is it that the woman w ith the protruding forehead, simply draped .with hair, w ill wear a hat that tilts 'way back on her bead? Of course everybody feels sorry for her and ail like that, but nevertheless it's no wonder the watery-eyed cerMe- noeed woman with hay fever takes to the mountains. t S t n .v .« »1 One o f the delightful compensations for malss is that the other girl Infalli bly carries in stock a fine little odtfit o f remedies for the article known as a broken heart The bread-and-butter young woman who thinks that the dissipated diw la o f a man is Just gra-a-and isn’t tbs kind that sticks along with her Job when the .marries one. o f ’em. The millennium will have arrived when the really-and-truly bathing girl looks even one-eighth as attractive as the bathing girl in the illustrated sec tions o f the Sunday newspapers There’s money in it for the lit’rary feller w ho'll cook up a regular day-by- day series of letter* for the use of tns unfortunate married chape who have to write every day to their vacatlon- ised w ives Why is K that, after you epend a long time selecting a cute little watch for your wife, she wears It for just three days and then sticks tt away in some hidden jew elry junk box for the remainder of tim e and eternity? ▲»Otter young woman Who wonders why It is taking her such an'uncon scionably long time to snag a meal ticket in the shape of a husband is the one who bullies Restaurant waiters, theater uahers. saleswomen in stores and so on, whsn eligible men folks happen to be with her. R le k y D iv io * . LEWIS & STAYER CO. Portland, Ore. Spokane, Wash. Bqjse, Idaho. T ie K in ! Ton fiave Always Bought In Use For Over 3 0 Years. How can Prof. Thomas truthfully in sist that the value of a girl la slight when It is a wen known fact that man Is willing to spend money o* them, with them and for them. If be can only have the'privilege of claiming posses sion?—Detroit News On Rainy Days A fish Brand Slicker will keep yon dry Aad give yea fell voles la PI n o M ia « . "Everybody says that Jones baa the finest mind. Insight. and sagacity he ever ran across How did Jones get such s reputation?" "Easy. Whenever you mate a state ment be says By Jove, that’s so! Why didn’t I ever think of that beforeT "— Cleveland Leader. S 3 . 0 0 ■U ARAMTEID WATERPRMF Bold by fint-cU a. tetailon tho oosntry n a Baed for oar Fite Catalogs* A. <J. TO W ER C O . « O M X S OoaTON. (I. S- A.- j TOWIK CANAMAH OO.. lad. T omomto . C amas * Not to Be Tempt*«. Redd—I see It Is estimated that .here are 20,000 tons of radium la the sea Greene—But even that won’t tempt the girl with tbe swell bathing salt to go Into the water.—Yonkers Stats«- Valuable Item for Men Pro attain* Youth. “ You don’t know how proud 1 am o my younger brother Jerry,” said Mrs Lapkltng. “Before he had been In col leg* three years he got his bacchana tXñVwaV rOWSVv^aXYÛW W ise D ental Co» o v o cco ta » ty Tprcipct vttsowxX eQprts w&Vtoft as- sutanc* \W cm&YruYy Wvt$vc\a\ Interest w ill sttaah to ths effort ef \ QU hve. w s w à y S ycu ç k tV avr the steamer Douglas’ crew to find and tsfcùor possess themselvsa of the steamer Pe- $ Seiwx,w\vKàv enaltes wablo which, since ISM, has laid at tha bottom o f L ate Huron, off Thun- dsr Bay Island, loaded Vtth refined copper, silver bullion and money. The sunken craft lisa 180. feet below the surfaos Several attempts have bean made by divers to got this treasure, valued at over f l ,000,000. and five div .vAüdkm uÄ ta p e * ! bstàv- ers have forfaited their lives by stay- isg under water too long. A diving w t ò y w p a a fr a p r «w ñ s k w w r A , gig. which has taken eight perfect, be used this tim a If sao- eedsful « d e tfme th« owners o f the rig w ill go after other submerged vessels with even larger treasure. win tesarti***, »la l lXrWKN wrtU ngtota I T? o f c Ü M t h is f * l B E A U T IF U L C O L O R E D O F F IC IA L P O S T C A R D S o f th o E x p osition , n o t w o a lik e . . . . 1 AA •) IU v , I Official Folding Postcards with 24 colored views 16 cento, or two fo r 26 cents, stamped fo r mailing. 60-Cent Official View Books reduced to 86 cents. 25-Cent Official View Books induced fee 16 cents. A S i m i la r i t y . INTERNATIONAL CONSERVATORY OP MUSIC MASONIC TCMPlf. PORTLAND, ORTGON. Youngly—Did you ever netto* that th* matrimonial progress is like that of making a call? Yen go to adora, and ring a hells and you give your PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
