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NEWS FROM TH E N i \TIIDNÂL CAPITAL
WU M U S T QO.
R E P O R T I t DENIED.
Picturesque Chinese Figure In Wash* Montana Pow er Sites W ere Not Ex­
ington 1$ Recalled.
tended Under Ballinger.
Washington, Aug. 14.— For the see-
• ond time in his diplomatic career Dr.
Wu Ting Fang, the Chinese minister to
the United States, has been recalled
from the Washington mission, and has
been directed to proceed home, where
it is expected he w ill be assigned to
other work.
Dr. Wu*s successor w ill be Chang
Y in Tang, known as a “ progressive”
in Chinese political affairs. H e has
seen diplomatic service in India, Eng­
land, Thibet and the United States..
Dr. Wu’s retirement from Washing­
ton removed a picturesque figure from
the capital. Probably no diplomat is
better known than be, for he Is a pop­
ular talker and his pungent w it and
bright sallies have been heard and read
/with interset at many places.
During the Boxer troubles, Minister
Wu, in connection with Yuan Shai Ksi,
then T a o T a i o f Shanghai, was success­
fu l in gettin g through a message to the
American minister, Mr. Conger, who,
w ith his colleagues, was in the legation
compound in Pekin, and whose fate
was a matter o f great concern to the
state department.
An answer from Mr. Conger demon­
strated that he had received the mes­
sage sent by the state department and
that all was well with the legation offi­
cials. I t is pointed out as a peculiar
coincidence that Wu should be recalled
a t this time, soon after the downfall o f
Yuan Shai K ai, his friend.
Wu’s sympathise were with the
United States during the Boxer
troubles, and this led to his recall.
O nly an intimation from this govern­
ment that his beheading would be
offensive to the United States, it is
believed, prevented his summary death
a t the hands o f the Chinese authorities.
The new minister, Chaag Y in Tang,
from A pril, 1898, to February, 1899,
was consul-general at San Franesco and
name years ago was attached to the
■Chinese legation in Washington fo r a
abort time.
O F F IC E R P L A Y » TO R PE D O .
Cscapes
From Submarine
Whitehead Tube.
Through
Washington, Aug. 10.— The navy de­
nt has reoevied word o f a won-
il performance o f Midshipman
enneth W hiting, in command o f the
submarine Porpoise, now in Manila.
F or the purpose o f demonstrating the
possibility o f an escape from a sub­
marine through a torpedo tube, Mid­
shipman Whiting, who is an expert
swimmer, had his vessel lowered to the
bottom o f the bay near Cavite. Far
under the water, probably 60 or 70
feet, W hiting crawled into the torpedo
tube. The end o f the tube in the boat
was closed behind him. The tube in a
submarine is dosed or opened on the
-outside by a port, which is moved by
powerol machinery. When under the
-Water there is a great in-rush o f water,
Ailing the tube as the torpedo flies out.
Whiting, within the tube, got a hold
c n the port. The officers inside the
vessel turned on the power and the
port waa swung o u t W hiting went
With it, cleared himself o f the torpedo
tube, end then lot go, flying upward to
the surface o f the water. He waa un­
injured by hie experience.
Crops Show Decrease.
Washington. Aug. 11.— An indicated
w inter wheat total yield o f 582,920,-
OOO bushels, as compared with $487,-
908, bushels, finally estimated last
y e a r ; an average o f winter wheat o f
90.8 against 90.1 a year ago; corn,
54.4, against 82.5; spring wheat, 91.6,
against 80.7, and oats, 86.6, against
76.8.
This summarizes today’s crop report
« f the department o f argriculture.
Tbs comparative figures for corn in­
clude 89.3 last month and 82.6 as
the average o f August 1 for the last
10 years. The preliminary returns for
the winter wheat yield indicate about
16.5 bushels per acre, compared with
14.4, as finally estimated last year.
T h e condition o f spring wheat is com­
pared with 92.7 last month and 81.1,
the 10-year average on August 1.
For comparison the oat crop averaged
88.3 last month and 88.1 for 10 years
■on August 1.
The proportion o f last year's oat crop
in the farm er’s bands on August 1 was
about 3.8 per cent, or 26,282,000 bush­
els.
Plan Gompers Welcome.
’ j
Washington, Aug. 12.— In honor o f
the return in October o f Samuel Gom­
pers, who has been in Europe studying
continental labor conditions, all the la­
bor organizations o f the Eastern states
w ill unite in a monster parade in this
city, i f the plans adopted by the Wash­
ington Osntral Labor union at a meet­
in g last night are carried out. October
15 is the day fixed for the celebration.
T h e day w ill culminate with a meeting
In Convention hall.
Chautauqua, N . Y ., Aug. 16.— The
British empire in momentary danger o f
destruction at the hands o f Germany,
and ready, merely for the asking, to
accept the dominance o f the United
States and see the empire’ s real seat
o f authority transferred to Washington,
Is, according to Colonel S. 8. McClure,
editor o f M cC i-ic’s Magazine, the sit­
uation which is now confronting the
country’s statesmen.
Colonel McClure coiled the parting
o f Am erica from England hi 1776 a
disastrous mistake, and read a state­
ment from Lord R oseberry in which
that statesman predicts that, i f Eng­
land and Am erica had not separated at
the time o f the Revolution, the seat o f
the great British empire would hove
already been transferred from the B rit­
ish Isles to what ia now tba United
States and those islands would have
simply bean the sacred historic shrine
o f ths great world-empire o f tbs Eng­
lish-speaking people.
“ The United States should secure
the dominance o f the British empire,”
continued Mr. McClure, “ fo r the ask­
ing
The present situation o f England
and Germany is that o f two farmers
livin g side by aide, one o f whom is a
first rata prizefighter, has trained his
people to be prizefighters and says to
his neighbor, who has been peaceably
engaged in cultivating his estate: T
want some o f your property and I'm
going to have it .’
The poeaible de­
struction o f the British empire, which
this means, is the moet terrible prob­
lem before us today.”
Washington, Aug. 14.— “ A t no time
during the administration o f Secretary
Ballinger have any power sitae been
filed on in Montana,” said A cting A s ­
sistant Commissioner Schwartz o f the
general land office, today.
The statement was issued as a denial
o f the report that in the Bose man,
Moot., land district, one Jermiah Col­
lins, on June 11, filed on 16,868 scree
o f land, valuable fo r power sites, in
the interest o f large power companies.
The statement says that neither Col­
lins nor the Collins Land company had
made any such filing at Boseman or
elsewhere.
“ The only water power site on the
watersheds' o f the Missouri river not
now under the control o f the govern­
ment under Secretary Ballinger’s orders
o f suspension, are sites which have
been in private ownership for several
years,” says Mr. Schwarts, “ and two
additional sftes which are improved and
developed to run the streetcar system
and lighting o f Helena and Butte and
the mines in Butte.
“ These two sites are in the posses­
sion o f the Helena Power A L igh t
company and the Capital Improvement
company, one having a dam 86 fe e t
high and the other 120 fe e t high, aeroes
the Missoori river.
“ A s to the application on June 11,
o f President Ramsey, o f the Riverside
RO B B ERY A ? TR AD E .
Land A Stock company, fo r 100 and
68-hundredths acres, it was rejected by 8anta Clara Gang Proposed to Loot
the local land office and rejection sus­
Many Banks.
tained in this office.”
Santa Clara Cal., Aug. 16.— Still
concerning their identity, but talking
E A S T W IL L B E N E FIT.
freely o f the daring $7,000 robbery in
which they were the principal actors
Lands Across ths Ssa to Gain by De­
Friday, the two boys captured at Sun­
velopment in TM s Country.
nyvale by Sheriff Langford wa
Washington, Aug. 18.— Predicting brought bare far arraignment on a
that the Fur East w ill be especially charge o f robbery.
benefited by the continual steady de­
T o Sheriff Langford, who captured
velopment o f the resources o f this them, the young men made a startling
country, Baron Takahira, Japanese am­ confession. Joe W illetts, who appears
bassador, le ft Washington this a fter­ to be leader o f the gang, aaid be and
noon for Seattle, where be w ill sail for his companion had planned a aeries o f
Japan. The baron returns at the direc­ bank robberies that would have created
tion o f his government end bas an­ a reign o f terror in financial circles.
nounced bis expectation o f returning So fa r had their plans matured, that
to Washington in the fall. He w ill as­ on Thursday, with a hired automobile
sist in work preliminary to revising awaiting their return, they entered the
tbs Japanese treaties with the powers First National bank, in tba heart o f
o f the world, which become operative Oakland, and calmly weighed the
next year.
chance o f making their escape with a
“ I ’ m going to Japan on leave o f ab­ fortune.
sence,’ ’ the ambassador said, “ I do not
“ This Santa Clara robbery waa only
fssl that I am called upon ta say any­ an experiment,” said tba youthful rob­
thing particular in regard to the rela­ ber, after making this revelation.
tions between America and Japan. For “ W e intended, i f it was successful, to
two or throe months a fter my arrival go after p bigger and richer institution
I had to see almost daily publications next tim e and to clean up big money
o f some kind o f unpleasant stories before we were through.
about us, which 1 thought from the
“ W e purchased a machine in Oak­
outset fabrications o f misinformed land and bad it remain just around the
pereons which would disappear in due corner, as we did in Friday’s job; Carr
time, as they did. Ever since then and I went to tba F irst National bank
everything has been o f a right direc­ about 12 o’clock sod looked the place
tion and I have no doubt w ill continue over. W e were w ell armed, and i f
so forever.”
2 there had not been so many clerks and
so many people passing outside, we
Hold Water P ow er Sites.
would have held up the cashiers and
Washington, Aug. 18»— Secretary tallars and tried to escape with all the
Ballinger w ill report to congress in money in tig h L ”
December numerous withdrawals o f
temporary water-power sites in W est­
T W O T R A IN S C R A S H .
ern states in order that proper legisla­
tion may be enacted by con g rssa to
preserve power sites to the government O ver 4 0 Hurt in W reck on Denver fit
and to prevent monopolise.
Rio Grande Road.
A cting Secretary Wilson today w ith­
Colorado Spring*.— Tan parsons are
drew for temporary power sites 6,690
deed and others expected to die, be­
acres in Montana and Utah. In Mon­
tween 40 and 50 are injured, three en­
tana ths follow ing withdrawals were
gines are in the ditch, two baggage
made:
care, including the
contents, are
Along the Yellowstone river, 1,228
smashed, and several passenger coach­
acres; along the Hell Gate river, 4,268
es are badly damaged aa the result o f
acres, and along the Jodith river, 1,160
a headon collision between east bound
acres; in Utah, along Aahley creek,
passenger No. 8 and west bound pas­
240 acres.
senger No. 1 on the Denver A Rio
Grande railroad, near Hu*ted, 18 miles
Suae fo r H alf Brown's Cash.
north o f this city at 10:25 Saturday
Washington, Aug. 11.— The story o f
morning.
The wreck was due either
tbs killing o f ex-Senstor Arthur Brown,
to a misunderstanding o f orders by the
o f Utah, who waa shot to death in tba
driver o f the first engine o f the north
Raleigh hotel here, two y e a n ago, by
bound train, or to hia having mistaken
Mrs. Annie Bradley, w ill soon be re­
a switch engine standing on the siding
peated in the Salt Lake C ity courts,
st Hustod for ths train he was to pass
when Mrs. Bradley sues fo r half o f the
at that point and which be later
estate o f $126.000 le ft by Brown. Mrs.
crashed into.
Bradley w ill base bar claim on the
proof aho advanced at tne murder trial,
Lecture to Pay Debt.
when she showed that her two children
London,
Aog. 16.— Lieutenant Ernest
are eons o f Brown.
H. Shackleton, the Antarctic explorer,
w ill lecture in the United States and
Water Fight Is Acuta.
commencing
the tour in
Washington, Aug. 12.— Interest is Canada,
acuta hers in the impending struggle March. 1910. He w ill receive s re­
between Secretary Ballinger and For­ cord fee, but the money w ill not go
ester Pinchot, and predictions ara into his pocket, but w ill be used to
freely made that one or the other w ill pay off debts amounting to $70,000
be obliged to separate himself from the contracted during his record breaking
The Daily Express re­
government service. A t the forestry expedition.
bureau today Plnehot adherents ex­ proaches ths British government for
pressed the opinion that Mr. Ballin­ its ingratitude in declining to contrib­
g e r ’s dismissal would come as soon as ute to the cost o f Lieutenant Shackle-
it becaros generally known that he ton’ s expedition.
has, as they believe, played Into the
hands o f ths water-power trust.
Cost o f Spscial Session.
Washington, Aug. 12.— Ths tariff
bill pasaad by congress last week may
have marked.down some o f ths sched­
ules, but at a conservativs estimate this
enactment cost the United States treas­
ury $4,906,000. Ths bill Is silent as to
Sm okers A re Protected.
the exact disposition o f ths money.
Washington, Aug. 10.— Purchasers Ths pages o f ths senate w ill g et $4,800
o f Philippine tobáceo hereafter w ill fo r the extra seeeion and pages o f the
have a government guarantee as to its house $1,600.. .
quality and slsanlinesa, as a result o f
Wheat o f State Ranks High.
an arrangement made by the bereau o f
Insular affairs, with the Philippine
Washington, Aug. 12.— In ths gov­
government. . ÉYary package Imported ernment crop report issued today the
Into the United States w ill be stamped figures by states include the follow ing:
w ith a certificate indicating the qual­ Washington winter wheat, preliminary
ity o f the material used and the work­ returns, production 16,961,000 boshala,
manship. The arrangement was made and quality 98 par esnL Spring wheat,
t o insure strict compliance with the condition August 1, 1809, 90, and 19-
year average, 86.
«tew Philippine tariff law.
**•
Will Accept American Domination to
* Save Empire.
Smallpox in Chile.
Santiago, Chile, Aug. 16.— There
are 848 smallpox patients in the laza­
retto. Ths authorities have dictated
severe measures to avoid carrying in­
fected persona in public coaches, and
have also prohibited the exposure o f
smallpox corpses in churches for fune­
ral services and their accompaniment
to the crematories. The land inspec­
tion board has discovered an illegal
disposition o f lands to a Japanese col­
ony and has forbidden the sale.
Earthquake in Japan.
Tokio, Aug. 16.— A disastrous earth­
quake shook ths Japanese provinces o f
Nagoa Saturday and it ia feared the
list o f casualties w ill be heavy. In the
province o f Omi, 400 houeea were ras­
ed. N o particulars regarding tba num­
ber killed are available, sa all eommu-
eatwn has bean cut off.
THE
DR. KING’S
CURES
N E W DISCOVERY
- COUGHS
COLDS
AND ALL THROAT
LUNG
DI8EA8E8
PNEUMONIA
“ Two years ago
unable to werfe aa
after utag so* kettle 1 1
PREVENT»^®
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CONSUMPTION
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•OLD AND GUARANTEED RV
C. F. M O O R E
Situated about eighty-five miles east­
ward of the coast of Nova Scotia Is
gable Island, the home of herds of wild
ponies. Once s year, writes Mr. Silver,
In “ Farm Cottage, Camp and Canoe In
Maritime Canada,” the wild ponies are
rounded up. They are driven into a
pound, and are bound and taken to ths
hold of s government boat.
Certainly Sable Island does not ex­
actly tally with one’s preconcerted no­
tion of the character of a horse ranch.
Yet here the ponies thrive In average
seasons; here they roam In Ignorance
o f the labors which most o f their race
are fated to endure, until at last the
evil day arrives o f the annual drive,
when the whole Island la swept from
« d to end, sod a kicking, snorting, ter­
rified mass Is driven Into a Urge pound.
Two or three dozen of selected ponies
are then lassoed, thrown down, bound,
rolled over upon a hand-barrow, lifted
up and slid Into the surf-boat, rowed
out, and finally bolated on board for
conveyance to Halifax.
The horses of Sable Island are sel
dom seen lying down to rest. They
often sleep standing. They persistent­
ly refuse the shelter o f a stable, or
even the rough sheds erected for their
comfort, and shun the near presence
of
In severe weather it Is the habit o f
the horses to gather in the gulches or
hollows between the sandhills. Here
they arrange themselves In regular or­
der, the colts In the centers, their eld­
ers outside o f them, and tbs master
stallion In the most exposed situation
of all.
As all ths ponies are under thirteen
hands, their usefulness is restricted.
Some prove extremely serviceable ani­
mals, easily kept, with fa ir speed and
great endurance, especially under the
saddle. As s rule, when once broken
and well cared for, they become affec­
tionate and docile.
BIG PO U L TR Y AND BOO AALSS.
Afcost s «0,000,000 W * K k the R w * r 4
o f D is p o s a l
fa r
1* 0 8 .
The growth of the poultry and game
business has been phenomenal, and It
is but In Its Infancy. Forty years ago
the dressed poultry that came to New
York other than for the holiday aesson
was largely supplied by women of New
Jersey and Staten Island, who brought
it to Washington market In baskets.
Poultry then was a luxury and used
only on rare occasions or during holi­
days. specially at Thanakgtvlng, when
turkeys were more or less In demand.
It was only twenty-five years ago
ths first dressed poultry was shipped
from as far as Indiana and then In lim­
ited quantities, says the New York
Sun. To-day poultry Is shipped by the
hundreds of cars from Texas. Missouri.
Kansas and kindred States.
The poultry receipts here have In­
creased threefold in the last ten years.
Poultry and eggs valned at $«10.000.000
were sold In the New York market In
1008. They cease to be luxuries and
now are a part of dally necessities. In
former years there was no means to
preserve them. In the northwest, Can­
ada. Vermont and other localltlea
where the winters are extreme there
were shippers who froze their poultry
In the natural temperature. Eggs were
preserved by lime or In salt
Modern cold storage plants have
:>een built where food products can be
kept In perfect condition. This has been
the cause of the great Increase not only
of the demand hut of the poealblllty of
supply. The enormous growth of the
trad* dates back to the first o f these
cold storage plants Refrigerator cars
have been the essential auxiliary. ITita
method of transportation has been per­
fected from time to time until now the
service and the equipment compare fa­
vorably with the progress In any other
branch o f the trade.
Nor have these Improvements been
confined to a particular phasa of the
Shippers who formerly had
as their eetabllhment a abed and a few
beneoope now have the moet improved
houses and everything Is sanitary.
Feeding stations where poultry la fat­
tened provide n much better article of
food than formerly. Farmers, realizing
thnt the hen la the moat profitable
product o f the farm, have bought the
finest breeds for eating quality as wall
as the moet favorable known hlgh-dam
egg producers.
- Added to the Improvements the pro­
ducers have nntted for a fight along
the lines o f government Inspection of
the goods.
TH S OTHER KEDB.
H e r W e e a W e r e L ig h t
w it h T h ee e e f H e r C e— n e e l e » .
The United States Diatrict Court for
tba Restern District of Pennsylvania.
In B * Martorana, 160 Federal Report­
er. 1010, decided that the w ife o f on*
who was petitioning for naturalization
was not competent as a witness In that
proceeding , although she had bean a
resident o f the United State* all her
life, as any American woman that mar­
ries a foreigner takes the nationality
o f bar husband, and by marrying an
alien she became an alien.
Defendant, master o f the “ General
Slocum,” that took fir* la Bast River
In 1004, killing a thousand persona,
was convicted o f manslaughter by vio­
lation of the statutes o f the United
States providing punishment for fa il­
ure to exercise proper care In provid­
ing life preservers means fo r preven­
tion of fire, etc., and appealed to the
Circuit Court o f Appeals. In Tan
8cfaalck v s United States 16» Federal
Reporter, 847, that tribunal affirmed
the decision.
Equitable relief was denied in Ma­
thews v s Carman, 107 New York Sup-
plemeut, V * »* where It was sought te
a it aside an order te au nary pro-
by fraud
ogs $a being obtal
■ fd to feetraln Its use aa evidence. The
New Yont Supreme Court held such
relief available la a proper oaae, bat
as the fact« In this instance showed
that the justice’s court in which the
judgment je s s rendered had s i Juris­
diction, It ,Waa subject to collateral ab
tack, as being the determination o f %
court not of record, which could be ob­
jected to when offered In evidence.
The fa tter o f defendants gave plain­
tiff three promissory notes When they
were barred by limitation be sent a p a r
ment without direction as to Ks appli­
cation. Plaintiff credited one-half the
amount bn each o f two notes« After
the father’s death bis sons gave plain
tiff a note for the three held by him
Suit waa brought on the sons’ nots Tb«
Minnesota Supreme Court In Anderson
v s Nyatrom. 114 Northwestern Report­
er, 742, held that where payment la
made on claims not barred, without di­
rection as to Its application, the cred­
itor may split It up and by Indorse­
ment on the different obligations pre­
vent the running of the statute, but
that this rule will not apply to elaima
already barred.
Perhaps the weather had something
to do with It: doubtless physical ex­
haustion, although Christine did not
recognize it at such, had more. All
that she knew was that it was one of
those days when all one’s spiritual de­
fenses seem to collapse suddenly.
The fact waa Christine was home­
sick, body and soul, for the big, shabby,
cheerful house and all the happy, noisy
brood It held; for the scent o f spring
applet In the orchard and the sonad
of little Insect voices down In Its long
grasa; for the old street, dappled with
sunlight and shadow, and the faces of
neighbors wboas'she bad known all
life ; even for old Miss Bartlett’s (Ha-
reputable cat, Josephus.
Nellie Jacobs, next her In the cash
let's cage, looked at her with amused
eye*.
“ You're In n blue funk, all right,"
she declared.
“ I am,” Christine replied, gravely.
“ Hard upT” Nellie asked, curiously.
Christine turned upon her fiercely.
“ Hard up!’ she retorted, scornfully.
“ As I f I fuss about that! I ’m dead
homesick, that* alL I loathe everything
here—the crowds and the boarding­
house and this cage— everything. And
I ’ve got to stay for four yearn.”
“ Why?” Nellie asked. Reserve war
an unknown quantity to Nellie.
“ To help Jack through college,"
Christine replied through set teeth,
“ that’s why. You needn’t think, h«
wants It no,” she added quickly. “ He
hates It. and is working himself half to
death; but he had to go— It would have
been wicked not to, with his ability.
And he's going to help Phil and D ora;
they're all students.” Christine had
forgotten her blues for the moment
When Nellie spoke again
she wat
startled at the change In her voice.
“ How many of you are there T” Nellie
asked.
Railroad “ Hofco Graveyarda."
“ Eight,” Christine answered, her face
W e rave the idea that our American
softer! Ing.
railroads kill many passengers. Yet al­
Nellie turned about upon her p a » most ten trespassers ara killed to every
slonately. “ Eight— like th at! I have a
passenger killed. We believe that tha
father and a brother, and they both trainman takes hla life in hla hands ; -
drink, and don’t care a straw whether yet more than twice aa many t reaps ft»
I am dead or alive. And you’re whin­
ere annually sustain fatal accidenta.
ing because you're homesick. Did you
When we read that In five years 23.974
ever think of the people who would
trespassers were killed by railroads and
give their lives almost to have some­
25,236 trespassers Injured, we wonder
body to be homesick fo rt”
thnt there should be left living a singla
Three carriers came sliding up. The
Jack the Hobo to wash hla shirt In
girls made change rapidly. Down be­
these five years there were more tre »
low In the great atore the crowd*
passera killed than there are Inhablt-
eddied about the bargain tables. But
nnts In Bangor. Maine, or Burlington.
Christine's “ bine funk” at her own
V t Were this army of the dead lylny
trifling woes had disappeared. 8he was
but
three feet apart alonr the track-
almost awe-stricken by the tragedy of
her companion’s life.— Yonth's Compan­ aids In ghastly regularity they would
stretch out for nearly fourteen miles.
ion.
At a brisk walk it would take four
V a a e k e a S a , h e * N a t C a tt h ro a t a .
hi are to reach the end o f the line. And
It Is not all pleasure, the life of a then, were all those reported Injured 'n
country policeman. The guardian of the last five years lying but three feet
Plgbury-auper &ploah'a morals was ob- apart we ahonld be obliged to walk for
rved the other day to be looking care­ mote than four hours more before wa
reached the end of thla second line.
worn.
“ What's the matter T he echoed. In Manyrailroads maintain private “tramp
response to kind Inqnlrlcs "Why. tt'i graveyards,” In which are buried many
those three tramps I locked up thlt of the unknown dead, without Inquest
morning. They are kicking up a row and with expedition.
because they want to play bridge and
Tk* B m m i for It.
I can’t And them a fourth.''— !>ondo*
“ Mamma,” said little d a le, "do men
Globe.
ever go to heaven T
“ Skew ed" H la H aw .
"Why. o f course, my deer. What
A Missouri than aeut a quarter sev­ makes you ZskT”
eral hundred miles to find out how to
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