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(INC.) Third and Waahinxton Sts.
PO R T L A N D , OREGON
B AX ’S HOBN BLASTS.
The
girdle
The
begin
t
Mato Graduate— 1 propone to
the earth.
Wanning Notes C alling tbo Wlelted
• to Repobtanee.
Female Oraduate—Why do you
on such a big thins?
The devil often
,— unreal
i
-, «*■ .
grinds the ax with
E x tr e m e C o n s e r v e !!v e e .
which God hews
It la the habit ot some people to
There Is nothing
condemn everything they are mentalJv
blinder than
Incapable of understanding, and then
llgious bate.
Insist upon culling It "conservatism"
Tho man who
Instead of Ignorance.
has no faith shows
W it h H ie L a n a i T h a n » .
it in everything ho
U ra leaner Lee Oudego— Did yon (eel
does.
that earthquake shock this morning?
Mr». Salidora Holme— Very distinctly
God never Naves anybody on the !n-
bat 1 thought it w u my husband getting itallment p in .
out of bed..
The man who seta out to follow
Christ should never look back.
H la B a t i d l a « l i t e .
"That lot you sold me at Loneeome-
When you go to the Lord for a big
hurst la all covered with water," said blessing don’t take a little basket
the city man to the agent.
You never can tell where good Is
"Sure!” said the fleshy man; "w e’re going to «top when it once gets started
going to stock It for fishing next
What a man can do always depends
•on !"— T o " ’•'” *« •♦«teennan.
upon what the Lord has done In him,
A Sad L e c h .
When we expect the Lord to keep
Speeder—That auto of mine doesn’t His promises to us, we will keep oura
go fast enough.”
to. Him.
Roaster— What’s the matter?
The kind o f love that is trying to
Speeder— Several victims have com
make tha world bettor has no fear of
plained that they knew what struck
criticism.
them which means something defec­
When tho scribe said, " I w ill follow
tive. And I am not cruel.
Thao withersoever thou goest,” there
■ a l d d e f o r a S c o rp io n .
was no cross in sight.
I f f. scorpion finds himself licked by
I f God baa helped us out o f one trou­
a centipede, which la usually the case, ble it ia a sure evidence that He w ill
though both little things put up a help us out of another.
desperate fight, the scorpion commits
When a man takes any kind of case
suicide. It twists its tall portion and
to the Lord he ought to believe that
stings Itself in the back bf the neck
God has as much interest in-tt as he
and drops dead.
Te Brest: la New
F o r In fa n ts and C hildren,
Mrs. Briggs— Does yaur
take any special exercise? Mrs. Griggs
Yas; he’s all the time kicking.
M r. Bummerboard (p o lite ly )— Shall
I help myself to the beans? Hired
Man— You w ill i f you git enny!
JEnleker— When he graduated be
thought he would save the State.
Booker— And now he is trying te save
a dollar a week.
"Your wife doesn’t seem to ears
much for that friend of youri." "N o;
he's the man I lay the blame on when
I ’m detained downtown."
"Who’s that homely girl yon spoke
to?" “ Sir, that lady has promised to
be my wife."
"Cheer up. Lota of
women don’t keep their promises."
Xdttor— What are you writing? R e
porter—A race with death. E d ito r-
Bay we call that race off and get it
up in some other form this time.
" I ’ve moved to the country now,
and planted a garden." "Anything
coming up?" “ Sure. My wife’s family
is coming up to spend the summer."
She— Better Join our picnic party.
He— What’s the use. when I can more
easily enjoy warm lemonade and sand­
wiches with ants on ’em in my back
yard?
ALCOHOL » PE R CENT.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears tho A v
Signature / /Ijl
foT N a r c o t i c .
ia
Dse
Over
Years
Some men who vote and cues and
Customer (looking at electric fans)
— No, 1 don't believe I care for a
second-hand fan. Dealer (waving hit
hands)—Vy? Ain’ segond-hand air a«
good as any?
Hub— Reckless and extravagant— I?
A good locomotive will travel about
them into, and it will keep him out of When did I ever make* a useless par-
1,000,000 miles before it wears out. With
chase? W ife— Why, there’s that fire
ordinary care it ought to last twelv« a lot of other mischief.
yean.
extinguisher you bought a year ago;
* *
♦ ae~e
we’ve never used it once.
N o t Y et, b a t N sm ettm a.
" I don’t believe in hiding my light
“A CLEVES FRENCHMAN
Man from the City— You Intend to
under a bushel,” remarked young Sap-
keep bees, I suppose.
leigh. "You would be foolish to do
Suburbanite— Some day. perhaps. At
bo ,” rejoined Miss Slashem, "when n
present we are devoting our entire ener­
gies to keeping a cook.
The first eight dollars that Laurence pint cup would more than hide i t "
Hutton
earned— so he declares in his
Fond Mother— Tommy, darling, this
O s ip a C o a t r lb a t o r .
What would you
" H e ’s a regu la r con tribu tor to you. “ T a lk i In a Library”— were Invested Is your birthday!
paper. Isn’t h e ? " asked tho caller. "O, in a .sentimental way, as a finger­ like to do? Tommy, Darling (after a
yes,” replied the city e d ito r; "b u t w e ring, of a small shell-cameo profile moment’s reflection)— I think I should
haven’t used an y o f hla stu ff fo r portrait of his father, cut by a boy enjoy seeing the baby spanked.— F i­
years." "B u t I thought you said he of about Laurence’s own age, with garo.
wan a regu lar con trib u tor?" "8 o I did. whom he had gone to school for a
‘I t ’s hard to lose a beautiful
H e contributes Just the sam e."— Y o n
short time. Very many years later, daughter,” said the wedding gnest
kers Statesm an.
says the writer, a shell-cameo brooch, sympathetically. " I t ’s a blamed eight
tn what Is called g shadow-frame, had harder to lose the homely ones,*’ re­
atam an h i « .
"You people aro at peace with al> its place in the Thirty-fourth street plied the old man who had several
the world,” remarked the foreigner. house, upon a piano in the dining yet to go.
"What do you need of a standing army room; and one night at a large din­
"Mean thing!” exclaimed Mrs. N ew
and a big navy?*’ ’ 1'
ner party, at which wera gathered llwed; “ it’s Just brutal of you to call,
"P rin c ip a lly ," said the n ative,
“ to
many distinguished men and women it ’this stuff.’ You said you’d be glad
keep C apL H obson q u ieL ” — C hicago
to
meet Sir Henry Irving, the box and If I baked my own bread----- ” “ Yea
Tribune.
Its contents attracted the attention of dear," replied the brute, “ but I didn’t
O f all the boy workers in London, a guest who happened to ait opposite say you should bake mine."
newsboys are the healthiest, barbers’ boys to IL
Critic (as the composer plays hla
the most unhealthy—a tribute to tha
In the middle of the symposium he
last piece)— Very fine Indeed. But
open-air life.
Jumped up, grasped the object in both
what Is that passage which makes the
A statue of King Henry VI is being hands and said:
placed outside of Salisbury cathedral,
"Laurence, where did yon get this, cold chills run down the back? x Com­
poser—That Is where the wanderer
Kngland, as a memorial to the lata Dean and who is it?”
Webb;
“ It’s my father, given to my mother has the hotel bill brought to him.—
"
•
on the twenty-fifth anniversary of Fllegende Blaetter.
Butts u a »aidEM«
Mr. Budworthy— Rather clever fel
"Bertha, where ia my hat? I laid It their marriage. She wore it a little
down here a little while ago.”
while, but It was too conspicuous aa low, that young Dudelong, don’t you
"Sure, missus. Fido’a takin’ a nap Is a personal ornament; and after hie think? Miss Pawatulea— I really oould
It. Don’t talk so loud, or ye’ll wake the death she put it in that frame.”
not tell. He scarcely uttered a word
little darlint”_______________
The excited guest exclaimed. "Your the whole time he was here. Mr. Bud
worthy— Sly dog! He knows when hi
L o o k in g A b end .
father?"
Is at his bast— Puck.
“Old ehap, what are you growing
“ Yes. my father."
those umbrageous side whiskers for?"
He then aaked in great excitement
"How did you manage to
"I’ll tell you If you won’t say any­ who did it. I replied:
thing in Rome Inside o f two days?"
thing about I t I know of a big de­
“ I don't know. It was cut long
Wall, you see, we got up early, my
partment store where there’s going to
ago
by s little artist in s studio over wife went to the shops, my daughtei
bo n vacancy In the floorwalker’s Job
In a few weeks, and I’m going to apply Brougham’s Lyceum, afterward Wal­ to the picture galleries,’ and I took In
la ces Theater, on the corner of Broad­ the restaurants. In the evening wi
for I t " —Chicago Tribune.
way and Broome street. Who he was compared notes.” — Fllegende Blatter.
F r o n tb o S c r v a a i . ' T a b le .
or what his name was I do not know,
Mias Passay— This gold dollar wai
V an A n tle r— I think w e a re sure o f
except that he was a clever little given to me by my grandfather when
a good dinner to -n ig h t Y o u kn ow m y
I was christened. It vraa Just coined
new English butler does the en tire c a ­ Frenchman."
The attention of the whole party shortly after my birth. See. it is dat­
terin g fo r the household. Grubb— Can
you re ly on him to------? V an A n tle r — was by this time attracted to the dia­ ed 1880. Miss Sharpe— Yes, how con­
N o t alw ays, but this sven ln g I requ est­ logue. Looking at the cameo In Its siderate of them to have the colnei
ed him to send us up som ething fro m case, and his hand shaking a little, date it so far ahead.— Philadelphia
tho kitchen ta b le — Puck.
the guest said:
Preaa.
"H e was a clever little Frenchman,
Towns— It’s all well enough to talk
was he? And you don't know his
about forgiving onr enemies, but, I
nsme?
Well. I'm the clever little
tell you. It’s a hard thing to do.
Frenchman, and my name is Saint-
Browne— That’s what it la We should
Gaudens. It’s the earliest piece of my
not be expected to forgive our enemlei
work extant, and when you and Mrs.
C0FFEEC
except when they freely admit thal
Hutton get through with it I want It
TEA SPICES
they don’t deserve our forgiveness.—
for Gussie and the boy.”
BAKING POWDER
Philadelphia Preaa
-to EXTRACTS
And when .we do get through with
She (indignantly)— Why did you
It they are to have IL
? U S T RIGHT
^ i i: m
tii“ fe¡ Mm
fail to keep your appointment with
me yesterday? He— I ’m awfully sorry,
UOSSETADETIXS
I a t r r r u p t r d t he W e d d i n g .
FORTUNO. ORC.__ J
but I was compelled to wait In a res­
The other day, at the Shawnee
taurant until It was too late. 8he
county courthouse, Probate Judge
(ic ily )— Pardon me, but I thought
8choch was about to marry a young
you had a position in a bank. I wasn't
couple. He pronounced the prelimi­
».ware that you were a waiter.— Tit-
nary words and told them to Join
B lta
hands and started on the ceremony.
Merchant’s W ife (suddenly appear
•Hey, there!
Hold np a minute!
Walt, I say!” This series of startling ing in her husband’s office)— Ha! )
thought you eald your typewriter girl
exclamations came from the door.
The groom was horrified— the bride was an old maid? Merchant (much
confused)— Um— er, yes, m’dear, ol
badly scared.
•Just a minute. I want to give you course, o f course; but she is sick to
each an apple before you are mar­ day, and she sent her little grand­
ried," said the man who had made daughter aa a substitute.— Phlladel
the notes. And in he calmly walked phla Record.
Epicure— Walter, this steak is post
and handed each of them a Grimea
tlvely bad. It must be three weeki
Golden.
Waiter— Ah, pardon, monsieur!
It was one man’s Idea of a joke.— old.
I have made se meestake, and have
Kansas City Journal.
brought you se venison. Epicurean—
J ia l Shopping.
Venison? Oh, yes!
Then you ma)
O’er the pages of the Peerage a maid- leave IL (Tastes I t ) Ah! to be sura
an likes to pore.
U Is venison; and very nice, too—
Bueh an amount
very nice. Indeed!— Town Topics.
W ill buy a Count;
M rs de Temper (looking up from
Duke ooeta something more.
the paper)— Well, I declare! Anothei
She flutters o’er the pages and here woman, single-handed, has captured a
burglar. I should think she would have
and there she'll stop.
been killed by the brute; but the pa­
Sha can’t afford
pers any the moment she grabbed a
A noble Lord,
But ean’t a damael shop?
poker and made a dash for him, hie
-Philadelphia Bulletin.
knees trembled and hie teeth shook,
and he tank to the floor in affright
The woman question always hag
Mr. de Temper— He is probably a mar
been, and probably always w ill Iw:
,— New York Weekly.
"la My hat on straight?’
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, s powder. lead boys astray would never be called
It cures hot, sweating, srhlng, swollen feet.
Cures corn*. Ingrowing nails and bunions. At men i f they didn’t wear pantaloons
all fi-i-ggiru end shoe ateres, 36c. Dont accept and whiskers.
soy aa.;.--.ituto. Sample mailed FREE. Add real
Allen S. Olm.ted, Le Roy, N. Y.
Give the average boy a keg o f naile
and a hammer and something to drive
P t o A M to a o k e A f.
“ Gwlmple, how have you invested your
profits in that little wheat deal?"
" 'Profits’ ! Huh ! Ruggles. the profits
in that transaction are invested In a neat
hot gaudy promissory note, eecnred by
mortgage, on which I am paying interest
at 0 per cent"
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Syrup the k i t remedy to ueet
HAROLD SOMERS. ISO DelUlk Ave.. Orsefelya. H. Y.
during the teething period.
S a t H f* • ( the U fe a s e .
"H e testified that the agente of the
company tried to bribe him, eh? What
could have been hie motive in giving them
away ?"
"It is generally supposed that they
didn’t offer him quite as much as ho had
expected.”
Don’t dope yoorself fo r every little
I t only hurts your stomach.
Such pain comes usually from local
inflammation. A little nibbing with
Hamlins Wixard Oil w ill atop it im-
mediately.
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"Won’t it be lovely when peace
reigns throughout the world?” she ex­
claimed.
"Yes," replied the man, “ and I think
them’d be money In bidding for the
guns and other junk the nations would
have to sell.— Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
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“ I heve suffered with piles for thirty-
six years. One year ego last April I be­
gan taking Cascarete for constipation. Ia
the course of e week I noticed the piles
began to disappear and at the end of six
weeks they aid not trouble me at all.
Cascarete have done wonders for me. I
am entirely cured and feel like a m
an."
George Kryder, Napoleon, O.
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