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+±±±±±±±±±±±+ The Main Chance BY t♦ Meredith Nicholaam T n C o m io tT H U B o b u -Mutai lx CoM Pim C H A P T E R V.— (Continued.) A few day* a fte r Evelyn P orter came borne, Wheaton followed Raridan to his room one evening a fter dinner. Rarldar had set The Bachelors’ an example of white flannels fo r the warm weather, and W heaton also had abolished his evening clothes. Raridan'a rooms had not yet lost their novelty for him. The pictures the statuettes, the books, the broad conch with its heap o f vari-colored pillows, the table with its candelabra, by wuich R a ri dan always read certain o f the poets— these still had their mystery for W hea ton. “ Going out to-night?" he asked with a show o f indifference. “ H adn't thought o f it." answered RAri- dan, who was cutting the pages o f a magazine. “ D on't let me interrupt i f you’ re read ing,” said Wheaton. “ But I thought some o f dropping in at Mr. Porter’s. Miss P orter’s home now, I believe.” “ T h a t's a good idea.” said Raridan. who saw what was wanted. H e threw his magazine at the cat and got up and yawned. “ Suppose we do go?” The call had been successfully man aged. Miss Porter was very pretty, and not so young ss Wheaton expected1 to find her. Raridan left him talking t< her and went across to the library, where M r. P orter was reading his evening pa per. Raridan had a way o f wandering about in other people’s bouses, which Wheaton envied him. Miss P orter seemed to take his call as a matter o f course, and when her father came out presently and greeted him casually as if he were a fam iliar o f the house he left relieved and gratified. C H A P T E R V I. Raridan was at the station to meet some guests o f Evelyn’s, as he had prom ised. H e had established a claim upon their notice on the occasion o f one of his visits to Evelyn at college, and b greeted them with an air o f possession which would have been intolerable in an other man. H e pressed Mias W arren foi news o f the Connecticut nutmeg crop, and hoped that Miss Marshall had not lost her accent in crossing the Missouri. Annie W arren was as reserved and quiet as Evelyn could be in her soberest moments; Belle Marshall was as frank and friendly as Evelyn became In her lightest moods. Evelyn had been the beauty o f her class; her tw o friends were what is called, by people that wish to be kind, nice looking. Annie W arren had been the best scholar in her class; B elle Marshall had been amongst the poorest; and Evelyn bad maintained a bappy medium between the two. And so it fortunately happened that the trio mitigated one another’s imperfections. >lyn had discussed with her father and means o f entertaining her H e preferred large functions. H a l wished Evelyn to give a lawn party before the blight o f fall came upon his brs and shrubbery; but she persuad ed him to w ait until a fter a pending carnival. T h e ball o f the carnival was near a t hand and she proposed that they give a small dinner in the interval. “ I ’ ll ask W a rry an I Mr. Saxton. Peo ple w ere already coupling Saxton’s name with Raridan'a. “ Oh, yes, that’s ail r ig h t” “ I don’t want very many; I ’d like to ask the W h ipples;” she went on, with the anxious, far-away look that comes into the eyes o f a woman who is weigh ing dinner guests or matching fabrics. “ Can’t you ask Wheaton?” ventured M r. P orter cautiously, from behind his paper. " I f you say so,” Evelyn assented. “ H e isn't exciting, but Belle Marshall can get on with anybody. I ’m out o f practice and won’t try too many. —rs. Whipple w ill help over the hard places.” Finally, however, her party numbered ten, but it seemed to Wheaton a large assemblage. H e bad never taken a lady in to dinner before, but he had studied a book o f etiquette, and the chapter on "D in in g Out” bad given utm a bint of what was expected. It had not, however, supplied him with a fund o f talk, but he was glad to find, when be reached the table, that the company was so small that talk could be general, and he was thankful for the shelter made for him by the light banter which followed the set tling o f chairs. Saxton went In with Evelyn, who wished to make amends foi his clumsy reception on the occasion of his first appearance in the house. General W hipple persuaded Miss M ar shall to tell a negro story, which she did delightfully, while the tabls listened. Southerners are, after all, the most nat ural talkers we have and the only ones who can talk- freely o f themselves with out' offense. H er speech was musical, and she told her story with a nice sense o f its dramatic quality. Th ey had their coffee on the veranda, where the lights from within made a pleasant dusk about them. Porter's heart was warm with the Joy o f Evelyn’s home-coming. Abe bad been away from him so much that be was realising fot the first time the common experience of fathers, who find that their daughters have escaped suddenly and Inexplicably from girlhood into womanhood; and yet the girl heart in her bad not lost Its freshness nor Its thirst for pleasure. Bhe had carried off her little company charm- la g ly ; P orter had enjoyed It himself, and he felt young again in the preeence of youth. General W hipple had attached himself to one o f the couples o f young people that ware strolling hers and there in the 1 1 sands P orter and M r s W hipple held the var anfln alone; both Evelyn and they walked back and forth hi fron t o f the house, talking g a ily ; and Porter smiled at the eagerness and quickness oi her movements, »axton 's deliberateness contrasted oddly with the girl’s light step. Such a girl must marry a man worthy o f h er; there could be no question of th at; and fo r the first time the thought o f losing her rose in hla heart and numb ed I t Evelyn and Saxton had met the oth er«. who were coming up from the walks, and there was a redistribution at the house; it was too beautiful to go In, they said, and the strolling abroad continued. A great flood o f moonlight poured over the grounds A breeze stole up from tha valley and made a soothing rustle In the -trees. , Evelyn and Wheaton heard the sound o f the piano through the open windows, and a girl’s Toice broke gaily into song. “ I t ’s Belle. She does sing those coon songs wonderfully. Let ut w slt here un til she finishes this one.” The sun-porch opened from the dining room. They could see beyond It, Into the drawing- m om ; the singer was In plain view, sit ting at the piano; Raridan stood facing her, keeping time with an imaginary baton. A man came unobserved to the glass door o f the porch and stood unsteadily peering in. l i e was rery dirty and bal anced himself in that abandon with which intoxicated men belie Newton's discov ery. H e had gained the top step with difficulty; the light from the window blinded him and for a moment he stood within the incloaure blinking. An ugly grin spread over his face as he made out the two figures by the window, and he began a laborious journey toward them. KAM1DA.N STOOD VACINU TIME. UKB, KEEPING H a tried to tiptoe, and this added fur- ther to his embarrassments; but the fig ures by the window were intent on the song and did not hear him. H e drew slowlv nearer; one more step and he would have concluded his journey. He poised on his toes before taking it, but the law of gravitation now asserted it self. H e lunged forward heavily, casting himself upon Wheaton, and nearly knock ing him from his feet. “ Jimmy,” he blurted in a drunken voice. “ Jim -m y!” Evelyn turned quickly and shrank back with a cry. W heaton was slowly rallying from the shock o f hia surprise. H e grab bed the man by the arms and began push ing him toward the door. “ Don’t be alarmed,” he said oyer his shoulder to Evelyn, who had shrunk back against the wail. “ I ’ll manage him.” This, however, was not ao easily done. The tramp, as Evelyn supposed him to be. had been sobered by W heaton’s attack. H e clasped hla fingers about W heaton’s throat and planted his feet firmly. H e clearly Intended to stand hia ground, and he dug his fingers ihto W heatoa’a neck with the intention o f hurting. “ F a th e r!” cried Evelyn once, but the aong was growing noisier toward its end and the circle about the piano did not hear. She waa about to call again when a heavy step sounded outride on the walk and Bishop Delafield came sw iftly into the porch. H e had entered the ground.» from the rear and was walking aron-wi the house to the front door. “ Q u ick! that man there— I ’ ll call the others!” cried Evelyn, still shrinking against the wall. Wheaton had been forced to bis knees and hia assailant was choking hhn. B at there was no need of other help. The bishop bad already aeised the tramp about the body with his great hands, tearing him from Wheaton's neck. H e strode, with the squirming figure In his grasp, toward an open window at the back o f the glass incloaure, and pushed the man out. There was a great snort ing and threshing below. The bill dipped abruptly aw ay from the side o f the uoase and the man had fallen several feet, into a flower bed. “ Get away from here," (he bishop said, in his deep voice, "and be quick about it.” The man rose and ran awiftly down the slope toward the street. The bishop walked back to the window. Tha others had now hurried out In re sponse to Evelyn's peremptory calls, and she waa telling o f the tramp’s visit, while Wheaton received their condolences, and readjusted his tie. H is collar and short- front showed signs o f contact with dirt. “ It was a tramp,” aald Evelyn, as the others plied her with questions, “ and he attacked Mr. Wheaton.” “ Where's he gone?" demanded Portqr. excitedly. “ Th ere he goes,” said the biahop, point ing toward the window. " I dropped him gently out o f the window. The shock seems to have inspired his legs.” “ I ’ll have the police------’’ began P o r ter. “ Oh, he's gons sow, Mr. Porter,” said Wheaton, coolly, as he restored his tie. “ Bishop Delafield disposed o f him so vig orou sly that he’ll hardly coma buck.” “ Y u , let him go,” said the bishop, w ip ing his hands on bis handksrchlef. “ I ’m only afraid. Porter, that I ’rs spoiled your beet canna bed.” C H A P T E R V II. The follow ing Sunday morning after church, as Wheaton reached hia room be found an envelope lying as his table, in ga am- T h e Paras Cream Separator. formed hand, to himself. I t contained a d irty scrap o f paper bearing these words “ J im : I ’ ll be at the Occidental Hotel to-night at 8 o’clock. Don't fail to com« B u tter making In the home d a iry and creamery has been almost revs- lu tlon lsed by the Introduction of the “ B IL L Y .” Wheaton tors up the note-with irrlta tloa and threw it into the waste paper basket. H e called the Chinese ser v ant, who explained that s boy had left It in the course o f the morning and had anld nothing about an answer. The Bachelors’ did not usually muster s full tabls at 8uoday dinner. A ll C lark son dined at noon on 8unday, sad stoat o f tbs bachelors were fortunate enough to be asked out. Wheaton was not fre quently s diner out by reason p f his mpre slender acquaintance; and to-day all pere present, including Raridan, tha mas! fickle o f all in his attendance. I t bad pleased Wheaton to find that the other» had been setting him apart more and more with Raridan for the. daily dia pline they dealt one another. They liked to poke fun at Raridan on the score of what they called his mad social w h irl; there was no resentment about it ; they were themselves o f sterner stuff and had no patience with Raridan'a friv o litie s ; and they were wlthiu the fact when they assumed that, i f they wished, they could go anywhere that he did. It touched Wheaton’s vanity to find himself a joint target with Raridan for the arrows which the other bachelors fired at folly. Wheaton after dinner went to hla room and made himself comfortable. H e re read the Sunday papers through alt theii supplements, dwelling again on ths events o f the carnival. H e had saved all the other papers that contained society newt, and now brought them out and cut from them all references to himself. H e re solved to open a kind o f social scrap book In which to preserve a record o: his social doings. H e remembered a com plaint often heard in Clarkson that there were no eligible men there; he was noi sure just what constituted eligibility, but ns he reviewed the men that went about he could'not see that they possessed any advantages over himself. It occurred. to him fo r the first time that he was the only unmarried bank caslyer in to w n ; and this in itself conferred a distinction H e was not so secure in his place as he should like to b e ; If Thompson died there would undoubtedly be a reorganisation o f the bank and the few shares that P o r ter had sold to him would not hold the casbiershlp for him. It might be that P orter’s plan was to keep him in the place until Grant grew up. Again, he reflected, the man who married Evelyn P orter wonld become an element to reck on w ith ; and yet i f he w ert to be that man------ H e slept and dreamed that be was king o f a gream realm and that Evelyn P orter reigned with’ him as queen; then he awoke with a start to find that it waa late. H e sat up on tha couch and gath ered together the newspaper cuttings which had fallen abont him. H e remem be red the imperative summons which had been left fo r him during the m orning; it was already fl o’clock. Before going out he changed his clothes to a rough buai ness suit and took a car that bore him rapidly through the buslnesa district and beyond, into the older part o f Clarkaon. The locality was very shabby, and- when he left the car presently it was to con tinue his journey in an ill-lighted street over board walks which yielded a pre carious footing. The Occidental Hotel was in the old part o f town, and had long ago ceased to be whst It had once been, the first hostelry o f Clarkson. It had descended to tbs levsl o f a cheap boarding bouse, little patronised except by the rougher element o f cattlemen and by railroad crews that found It convent ent to the yards. O ver the door a dim light blinked, and this, it was understood In the neighborhood, meant not merely an Invitation to bed and board, but also u the Occidental bar, which was accessible at all hours o f the day and night, and waa open through all the spasms o f vir tue with which the city administration was seized from time to time. The dooi stood open and W heaton stepped up to the counter on which a boy sat playing with a cat. “ la W illiam Snyder stopping here?” be asked. The boy looked np lazily from hlz play. “ Are yon the gent he's ezpecting?” "V e ry likely, la he in?” “ Yes, he’s number eighteen.” H e drop ped the cat and led Wheaton down a dark ball which waa stale with the odors o. cooked vegetables, up a steep flight ol stairs to a landing from which he point ed to an oblong o f light above a door. “ There you are,” said the boy. Hi kicked the door and rrtreated down the stairs, leaving Wheaton to obey the sum mons to enter which was bawled from within. W illiam Snyder unfolded his long figure and rose to greet his visitor (T o he continued.) H ow It Sounded. Since th is Is a confession. It may a » w ell be a fra n k and tru th fu l one. I am not jealou s o f m y husband's first w ife — a t least I hope I am not. But when he looka depressed, o r when I see th at he is not as happy as I would lik e him to be, I am conscious o f an u n com fortable doubt. I have tried to brin g my sense o f hum or to bear upon this pain, too, and som etim es have suc ceeded fa ir ly w e ll— som etim es 1 have fa ile d dism ally. A tr y lq g trick that m y d e a r husband has Is th at o f sink in g in to an absent-minded reverie or a b s tra c tio n ; and he som etim es so fa r fo rg e ts h im self to call me " M a r y ” In stead o f “ Sarah.” Once when he had been p a rticu la rly fo rg e tfu l and dream y he did this three tim es In one evening. A t last m y resentm ent and apprecia tion o f the ridiculous sprang to arms. W ith the fou rth “ M a ry ” I answered s w e e tly ; “ In heaven, d e a r ! W on ’ t I do?” I had heard o f another w ife who bad done this, and it had aonnded fnnny to m e when I heard the s to ry ; but when I u ttered the unseemly end unrefined speech I w as overcom e w ith shame, m y anger fled, and, bursting in to tears. I begged m y husband's p ar don. and I told him ao. “ I am hurt." be s a id ; “ I had no Idea th a t the m em ory o f m y p oor girl, or th a t m y thought o f her, distressed you. Sines it doss, I shall be m ors careful tn th s future, m y d ear w ife , and try n ot to ta lk o f har.” — Snccsaa Magazine. Loodoo baa 800,000 ons-i M V S W IA A M A A A Portable H a « H a A small house which can be occupied by a brood sow and her litter it the best for raising strong, healthy hogs, it Is the most cleanly and sanitary, and with well-arranged yards the pigs can be cared for with practically no more labor than In a long house. A very economical and useful house is shown in the accompanying cuts. It farm separator, which separates cream fro m milk by a centrifugal prone as. T h e shallow pan or crock system and the deep-setting system have been largely eliminated, and with their exit a considerable part of the drudgery of the household disap peared. The farmer la now no longer req u ired to make the dally trip to the preamery; he can retain tha tklm milk to feed hla calves and pigs and de liver the cream, sweet, every other day, when properly cared for, and this substitution of cream delivery for milk delivery by creamery patrons saves them labor and millions of dol lars yearly In expense.— Report Secre tary United States Department of Agriculture. The Lssi FSAM KW O SK AND DIM ENSIONS. la set on 2x6-in. runners and the house If 9 f t 4 In. long and 7 ft. 8 In. wlda A tight, smooth floor, with no cracks or knot holes, is essential. The frame w ill allow 16 f t boards and battens to be sawed In two. At each end of the house ia a door 2 ft. wide and 2 ft. 6 in. high, which slips up and down between grooves or deata, and la held up by a rope passing through a small pulley at the ridge. It is quite desirable to have doors at both ends A necessary adjunct to a sanitary pen la the ventilator In the root. Two of the 12 in. roof boards are sawed off C s i. “ I with,” aald an experienced veteri nary, “ that I had all the cloth which haa been wasted In manufacturing cuds to replace those “ lost.” This la one o f tbs dregs of superstition which still dings In some places. The cud la returned to the mouth after enter ing the first stomach, and .Its loss ia generally an indication of indigestion. Thla la m olt prevalent in winter, when eowa are heavily grained. Should It appear In summer when they are on pasture, but receiving some grain. It is well to remove the latter ration for a few days. After a day or two give 1 pound of Epsom salta and 2 ounces ground ginger root mixed in two quarts of warm water. After she re sumes her cud feed for a time on green grass and good hay, gradually working back to the grain ration. D r s s s ills fa r T r t s P ls s lls f. Holes for tree planting, according to the Engineering Record, have been excavated by the Long Island Rail way by blasting with dy -unite. ▲ hole about two feet deep was first dug with a posthole aufcur at an angle of •bout 35 degrees with the surface and loaded with half a stick of 40 per cent dynamite. This shot makes a hols abont two feet deep and three feet in diameter, leaving the earth In the bottom pulverized suitably for plant ing. It is stated that two men can thus excavate 250 holes per ten-hour day at a cost of about 7% cents per hole. P l o w e r s mm P o o d . COMPLETED MOO BOUSE. a few Inches from the ridge. Strips 2 In. thick are nailed above the battens, which w ill raise the ventilator 2 in. above the roof boards and give ample ventilation while preventing direct ‘'rafts.— Farm and Home. M ilk S S « M i lk i n g . Many people believe that milk ia ready-made and stored In the udder of the cow simply awaiting the milker. This Impression is corrected by the statement of the well-known scientist, John Burroughs, who says: “ Most persons think that giving down or bolding up the milk by the cow is a voluntary a c t In fact, they fancy that the udder la a vessel filled with milk, and that the cow releasee Or withholds It just s s she chooses. But the udder Is a manufactory; It Is filled with blood from which the milk Is manufactured while you milk. This process la controlled by the cow's nervous system; when she is excited or In any way disturbed, aa by a stranger, or by taking away her calf, or any other cause, the process is ar rested and the milk will not flow. The oervous energy goes elsewhere. The whole process Is as Involufitary as Is digestion In man and la disturbed or arrested In abont the same way.— In diana Farmer. ’ Its v p s s s ml M i lk P lo w . A very common trouble in every dairy Is to find an animal with the point of the teat closed, either due to a bruise of teat itself or to Infection of the milk duct which causes a lit tle scab to form, and unlew thla Is properly handled with care and clean liness the infection Is apt to cause a loss of the entire quarter. Thoroughly wash the part In an antiseptic solu tion; then dip a teat plug Into a heal ing ointment and Insert It, allowing same to remain from one milking to another. In thla manner closure can be overcome In a very simple and sat isfactory way A milking tube should not be used if It can possibly be avoid ed. as there Is much danger of Infect ing the entire quarter by Its use.— Denver Field and Farm. V ig o r la (h e F lo c k . The -period of usefulness of good sheep varies much with the breed as well as with Individuals of the same I. Some become unprofitable at three or four yeare of age, others at ten or twelve or even older. Whenever a sheep begins to show signs of weak- evldence of disease or lack of thrift and vigor It should be removed from the Nock. “ All la lost that Is poured Into a cracked dleh;” all la lost that la put Into an unthrifty sheep— worse than lost often, for a diseased sheep may do great damage te the flock, and when one loeee thrift It loeee Its natural power to resist dls- Nature has marked such a one for destruction, and tha shepherd should forestall nature by disposing of It. __Orange Judd Farmer. C rsa r-~ *r P "> Is «U e s . The 1900 cenaus gave the total amount of creamery butter made in tm United States aa 420,126,000 pounds In 1904 tha figures had increased to U 1 460 , 000 . and It la estimated that dWSU- 1910 flfurea w ill ranch fully 788,- DUCHESS W HO IS A D S DT EDU CATION O r W O M I N O G IR L I. An interesting development of the use of flowers for food la recorded in the dally papers, says the London Globe. The use of candled petals of the violet sa a sweetmeat haa long been known, bat the practice is now arising of preserving flowers whole. Yon may now buy a bunch, say o f vio lets. for your buttonhole, and after ward eat them. As a matter of fact, a number of flowers are habitually eaten. Cloves, capers, cauliflowers and artichokes are all flowers, or parts of flowers, before the blossoms have ex panded. P le h lo Isr C a r la « The Duchess of Marlborough haa be come deeply Interested tn philanthrop ic and educational work among Lon don working girls, being actively con nected with the management of the National Physical Recreation Society, of which King Edward le also a pa tron. The society, established In 1886, furnishes opportunities for working girls to obtain Instruction In physical education, providing hundreds of in structors for its numerous gymnasl- uma The Duchess recently presided at the thirteenth annual drill compe tition, given by the pupils of the so ciety for challenge shields and med als, and she presented the tokens t « the winners. PORE OLD DAD. Y e kin sca'ce pi k up s paper An it's “ poet’s corner" rivet, ’ * 'Cept ye'll see er pirty poem ’ Bout the mother, saintly, sweet | Bnt ye’ll have a time s-say— Eyes will be er-achin’ bad Ere ye’ll overtake er poem A t this time for pore old dad I M e a ts . Fourteen pounds salt, four ounces saltpeter, two ounces saleratus, five pounds brown sugar, tablespoonful of rad pepper, twelve gallons of water, to he mixed In a cold state. The above quantity la sufficient for 400 pounds. I f the pickle gets moldy, boll and cool and use again. For pickling beef, four gallons of water, one and a half ponnda o f brown sugar, six pounds salt, two and a half ounces of saltpeter to a hundred pounds of beet —Rural New Yorker. No, it ian’t w illfu l in ’em— Them that write o f mother d ear That that'« never notice taken O f her old man aettin' near. No, It’a never meant to alight him. But kit looka a little sad— A ll the bouquets made fo r mother, . N ot a bloom for pore old d a d ! True, uor mother watched above us T ill her gray old eyes would ache. But old dad he humped to feed ns T ill his back would nearly break. Mother crooned sbve the cradle, Gave devotlort, all she b a d ; Still that w aant any circus C s s z n u l a s a l SreU s. A t this time for pore old dad. The National Government Is becom ing more liberal to the agricultural Interests each year. The appropria tion bill has reported, covering all appropriations made for the Agricul tural Department, amounts thla year to f 13.773,276, which is an Increase of $889,450 over that of last season. The forestry service has secured an Increase of 9500,000 for fire protec tion. Last year’s forest fires were an objeet lesson. P as* M ilk . Certified milk sells In all large cities for abont twice the price of other milk. It is absolutely clean, no im parities being allowed to get into the milk. A layer of fine cheesecloth la stretched over the milk pall, a lzfyor of absorbent cotton le placed upon that, then another piece of cheesecloth. There Is no sediment in the bottom of the milk vessels of milk treated In this way. It is not expensive either. W ar oa Bad Seed. Good work In detecting adulterated seeds Is being carried on by the De partment of Agriculture. Of 1,471 samples of seeds taken last year 102 samples ware found adulterated or misbranded. The department publishes the results of the test, together wKh tha names of the firms that sold the seed. It Is claimed that since this work began the trade in adulterated seeds has fallen off greatly. Jos* S c a le . The San Joes scale le the Insect that should he sought out and fought at all seasons of the year. It le a soft-bod led Insect protected by a waxy covering which can be penetrated only by very corrosive chemicals. Owing to Injury to foliage, these chemicals must b# used In winter or when the trees are dormant Do not take one line from mother When you w rite the soul sweet aong. But (f thar's a word for father Now and then it won’t be wrong. Pore old sou l! He's bent and wrinkled A n ’ I know ’ twould make him glad If. while you are praisin' mother Somethin’* said for pore old dad t — Anonymous. A F o re * fo r E w n a f , It was an Ingenious husband who, according to a writer in the New York 8un, sent hla wife shopping in a taxi cab. A friend who happened to see him say good-by to her from the curb remarked on hie apparent extrava gance. “ It’e economy, really,” said the hne- band. "Whenever she’s In a store ■he'll be worried to death because that taxicab Is eating np money all the time, and so she won’t stay long enough to spend half as much as she would If she went on foot or In a street car." The Poppy. The poppy throughout the East la an emblem of death. In many parts of India this flower Is planted upon graves and In cemeteries. Whether or not the Idea was suggested by the poisonous character of the Juice Is un certain. It is believed that the peppy was known as a funeral plant to the ancient Egyptians, for upon the tombs opened by Bel ton I there appeared rep resentations of plants which ware evi dently intended for poppies. S e r v e s ’ E m R ig h t . "Uneasy ‘lies the head that wears the crown.” quoted the student. "D o you mean to tell me,” exclaim ed the self-made man, "that those king duffers wear their crowns to bed?’’— Kansas City Times. O ae of M aar, “ Does your husband worry over T k e A p p le C s s s t r r e f I s r s p s . money matters?" Normandy Is the apple country of “ No; it’s lack-of-money matters that Europe. Germany Is Its bast customer. worry him.”— Houston Post The applee which could not be sold It costs as much to bs ths fsthsr wars turned Into 72,000,00 gallons of eider, which le the favorite beverage of a be tls ss It floss to « « a g raog m* t t e inhabitants of Northern Franos.