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Newspaper Page TextThe Fight Is On Ivenr moment of your life, when you are at homo or abroad, awake or ■•loop- Between the poison germs that are in air, food and water, - e v e r y w h e r e in f a t * , - and thabii iohs ° i yonr invisible friends,,, the little Boldier-oorpusc lee in your blood. If these little soldiers are kept strong and healthy by taking Hood's Sarsa parilla • you need have no fear of die* •aae. Begin using it at once if you are a t all ander the weather, or have troubles of the blood, stomach, liver and kidneys. Get it of your druggist. F a r f r a ns 1«. “ Ye#, I ’ ve heard of him. lie ’s, you a loan shark, Isn’t he?" "I-one shark? Not on your life ! He’s got plenty of company, in this town." what call T h e U nattainable. Isabel— Auntie, pray tell me why yon never married. / • Wasabel— Child, I waited too long for a prince, when 1 might have baa a duke. ra ile d . “ A h !" said Brngiey, with a view to making Miss W ise jealous. " I was alone last evening w ith some one I ’ ad mire very much." “ A h !" echoed the bright girl. “ Alone, w ere you r*— Philadelphia Press. S tra n ge as I f K a y Seeat. “ Senator," asked bis constituent, “ how does It happen that you'have never been .mixed up in any o f these squabbles or scandals?" “ O. that’s because I ’ m a good mixer,” ■aid Senator Lotsmun. 6 n ly O n * "B KO M O Q U IN IN E ” That Is LAXATIVE BKOMO QUININE. Look for tbs aim s tu n ot E. W. GROVE. Usad tho world over to Curs a Cold In Ona Day. 26c. Used to Melug U rs u a t. , Man with the Bulbous Nose— So you've got to go through the divorce mill, have you? Man with the Bulging Brow— Yea, but I don’t mind that. I've had my noaa to tho grindstone for sixteen yean. L o v e ’s Teat. The young husband's fact was aflame with a deathless devotion. “ Pulsatilla.” he exclaimed, clasping her to hit heart. “ I ’ ll wear it. no matter what the boys at tbe office sa y! . And I ’ ll smoke ’em if they kill m e!"— Chicago Tribune. ■ lu ru rs a a fltfS . Mrs. Chngwater— What is this “ bread line" they’ talk about so much. Joaiab? Mr. Chugwater— You've seen one of these long ropes of macaroni, haven’t yon? Well, that’s It. ^ F a t h e r W e a t F o rg e t. Mr*. Tyte-I’ hiat— Jimmy needs a pair' •C sbo« ». Mr. Tyte-Physt— I know it. Jimmy has been a good boy lately, and I am going td «at him a pair for a Christmas g i f t Lam a Back Prescription . The Increased use o f whiskey for lame back rheumatism is causing con siderable discussion among tbe medical fraternity. It is an almost infallible cure when mixed with oertain other ingredients and taken properly. The following formats is effective: “ To one half pint of good whiskey add one ounce of Toris Compound and one ounce Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take in tablespoonful doses befereeach meal and before retiring.M Toria compound is a product of the laboratories o f the Globe Pharmaceutical Co., Chicago, but it as well as the other ingredients can be had from any good drnggiat. A s n ls a ln to M a lt«. <£’* nice new waist la all ernm- •appose It Is 1 Do an armless wonder? Ills F a lu l M is t a k e . ’’ Sacreedin’ In life," moralised TTncIs Kphraim. " ’ponds altogeddah on yo' git- tin’ de right Staht. lie way I missed It, chillen, was dat I didn't staht aa a Can- caasian.” — C bies»« T^b-ine.' * S la a p llfr la g It. “ Doctor, what makes people have the hiccups?” “ ‘ Hiccup’ ia the onoraatopmic popularly need to designate singultus, which is a sudden closure of the glottis, superinduced by a spasmodic contraction o f the diaphragm.” “Th at’s what I tell my wife. She eays it’s caused by laughin', or satin’ some thin' dry, or catchln’ your breath at the wrong time." •ear 1 s t tko K tttT . A ro aad «b e D a is y . There must be no guesswork about feeding tbe ckif. T b e atouTach o f the young ca lf IS easily ruined by slipshod mgthdHs o f feeding. Think o f this when tem|>ted to feed It ml]k that is too hot or too cold In a bucket that Is not as clean and sweet as It should be. Milk that sticks to the aides o f the pail and becomes sour ia a bad propo sition. as it may cause an attack of- the agpurs. This trouble means a break 1» thè e a lfs growth, perhaps a stunted th s D a iry P a y . calf, and In tbe end an animal o f little Th ere are 21,104,000 milch cows In value. tbe United Sts tea— an average o f one Do not oblige tbe cows to bunk about cow to four o f the population. Th e the straw p ile until thè chilly nigbta fact that there has been an increase are post. D ry spots fo r them to sleep per capita o f the consumption o f milk on i r e usually very Scarce at that sea and a decrease o f cow « per capita o f son o f tbe year. the population Indicates that there has Don't turn the cattle to pasture too been an improvement in the quality o f early. A good plan to follow ia to w ait the dairy cows o f the country. until yon conclude the grass is suffi In tbe decade o f 1800 to 1900 the ciently large to turn them on, then average production o f every dairy cow w ait a week or ten days longer. showed an increase o f 1,000 pounds o f A S e i r - F e o d l a * C r ib . milk, or a commercial gain o f $211,- A combined corn crib and feeding 000,000. Y e t with this Improvement ad mitted, there are many dairies that are shed ia shown in the sketch. Th e feed being operated at a loss. Th e life o f a bank Is covered by a lean-to shed 1(1 dairy cow ia estimated at seven years and her annual depredation represents oue-seventh o f her full value, which is taken into consideration in computing the profits o f the herd. I f the d a iry man would ascertain i f his herd la pay ing a Droflj he needs to charge fo r tbe help to operate It, the cost o f the feed, the interest on the Investment and the normal depreciation o f- t h e value o f the cows. A ll these items enter luto fixed operating charges and need to be deducted from the gross receipts o f the dairy before profits can .he computed. T b e receipts o f the dairy should not only pay the operating expenses and fixed charges, but alao leave a liberal R E O IItO s u e d I k d c o s n c u i balance fo r p ro fit n « a « a i* C a b b a c * C o tte r. A cheap and easily made cabbage and root cutter is shown In the cu t Take tw o 12-tacb boards and nail them strongly together. W ith dividers de scribe a circle, then saw out and mark In quarters. Cut four slots 7 Inches long on a aiant, as shown by dotted lines, so the cabbage will fa ll through easily. ' Next cut two circles 4 Inches In diameter. Nall one to the large wheel on the back and leave tbe other loose on- tBfe abaft to act as a bearing. Make a fram e to admit tbe wheel, leaving 2 Inches clear, and Just wide enough so the knives do not strike the side. Make a top over the wheel, and put a hopper ou the opposite side from the crank. Tbe knives are 8 Inches long and can be made froth an ild buck saw and ground down sharp, w ith a bevel on one side. Screw these on L ie feet wide. Small doors opening into the crib every tw o feet Just over the manger allow tbe corn to come out without shoveling. T h is shed should be built on tbe south side o f the crib In a bright, sunny place. T h is arrangement Is a great labor saver and quite an aid in bad weather, especially i f the ends are Inclosed.— Farm and Home. r- U eee of C ora. The Crop jtep o rjer la endeavoring to tell fo r what purposes corn Is used. In the year 1890, so authority states, the to tfl crop was 2,000,000,000 bushels. O f this crop $41,000.000 bushels w *re consumed In the flour and grist m ills; 8,000,000 in manufacture o f starch, 0,- 000,000 fo r malt liquors. 17.000,000 1n distilling o f liquors, 40,0<j0,000 fo r glu cose, 190,000,000 fo r export, and 13,- 000,000 fo r seed. Th is accounts for only 19.3 per cent o f the entire crop, most o f tbe remainder being used fo r feeding purposes. Tbe more one studies the corn crop, tbe more Interesting It becomes. Its magnitude aa a food- giver and labor-employer grows with every observation oue makes o f the corn crop.— Springfield Register. W a it e . Unsanitary dairy w ells are a menace to heglth, and as the country becomes more cloeely settled more and more care ia necessary to provide good water. The director o f the Chicago hygienic laboratory reports that o f 153 wells on near-by dairy farms, examined by the Inspectors, only eleven were found to BOOT CUTTXB. be sAfe fo r domestic purposes. In all cases the safe wells were those llne.l wheel at a slant according to the thick with cement, with cement covers, with ness the cabbage is wanted. A square hole should be cut tbrougb the center s protecting flange o f cement several- feet but from tbe well. In some o f tbe o f the wheel fo r tbe shaft.— Farm and wells used fo r washing milk utensils Home. , a high percentage o f colon bacteria were found, and in some cases manure T i m e f o r D a te l.a a d . " * An application o f 1,090 pounds o f could be detected microscopically au<] lime per acre was practically as effi by the odor. cient In case o f oats as an application M i l l « « l o r L « « o C ro p s . o f 2,000 pound* In tests made at 4he Millet as a late crop to plant In case New Jersey station. Iti the esse o f o f the failu re o f the eoru crop or fa il clover the larger application gave the ure to get corn planted at all. Is rec better results Lim e In tbe form o f ommended by tbe Ohio station. The carbonate produced more dry matter earlier sorts qm be seeded through than nitrogen and ash burned lime. July, and make fa ir fields. Hay Is tit.* Tbs results o f the studies o f nitrogen most common use made o f tbe crop, fixation were quite Irregular, but agree and fo r this It compares favorably with In general In Indicating that the addi timothy, both In composition and di tion o f fertiliser materials increased gestibility. It Is good fegd for cattle, nitrogenJJxatlon and that carbonate o f horses and sheep, but when overripe lime favored nitrogen fixation to a should not be fed to horses exclusively, greater extent than burned lim e as It affects the kidneys. M illet ts also grown for pasture seed, and even for A a e r l o a a L i a b e r s e r C hoose. I t Is now claimed that tbe United silage. As a soil cleaner. It is also al States makes Just as good llmburger most equal to a summer fallow. Thomas G ray kept tbe elegy by him fo r nine years before fie gave *t to the world. H e polished aw ay at It all tfcoee years aa a lapidary polishes a gem, and the result was he made It a gem. In his whole life he Wrote comparatively little, and when asked why he had replied, “ Because cbeese aa does the province In Bel w ritten so little a a M o d e a « P r e f e r r i n g M ilk . o f tbe exertion in the labor o f gium where it originated. Tbe A m eri A German patent specification de can method la to take a piece o f a composition." scribes a process fo r preserving milk c a l f t stomach and set it aw ay In a by removing all dissolved oxygen by basket w arm place In a can o f whole milk. In meana o f the addition o f a small quan E very about fo rty minutes tbe curdling mess •round hie bind )i tity o f ferrous carbonate. The process amlnlng the baby o f a bee through a la pounded and then the whey pressed, ia bes«d on the fact that fm h ly-p re- A fterw a rd forms are filled and microscope w ill observe that on tbe o u t clpitated ferrous carbonate In the pres Salt is hind legs o f the creature there la a further drainage permitted. ence o f oxygen immediately assimilates fringe o f stiff hairs on the surface, the rubbed on the outside until It becomes oxygen and evolves an equivalent quan hairs approaching each other at the slippery; then the cheese la aet aw ay tity o f carbon dioxide. One part o f tips, so as to form a sort o f cage. This In the cellar to ripen fo r a month or ferrous carbonate is sufficient fo r 50,- la the bee’s basket, and Into It, after tw o and the germs do the re st 000 parts o f milk, and the properties a successful journey, he w ill cram o f the milk are not altered in any way T o h a m e G r o w e r s C om fefae. enough pollen to last him fo r tw o or by the addition, which should be made Th e Union Tobacco Society, repre three days. before the milk ia boiled. senting tobacco-growing Interests in T a k lu a r H im a t H ie W o r e . Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Tennessee * C r lb h ln s C o r e . Excited Caller (sit police station)— I and Wisconsin, with estimated assets Th e corn crib should be natrow and had my pocket picked on the’street cars o f $30,000,000, has been organised. The slatted on tbe sides and ends, so that just now I purpose o f the organisation Is aald to a free'circu lation o f a ir Is possible In Desk Sergeant— Well. If you had It be to protect the tobacco growers from all directions. Some farm ers place hol done what are you coming here to kick a minimum price, and the consumer low crates in the cribs as they are about? from a maximum acale. Th e Interests filled, ao that there w ill be no heat V a e le A llo a . _ o f the growers In tbe States named ing or spoiling in the center o f the "Sometime*," said Uncle Allen Sparks, win be pooled and tbe tobacco sold mass. H eating destroys the corn germ "one of them statesman fellows who through a Board o f Directors. think* he's steering a mighty judicious M o la a o e e C a k e . course between the radicate and the con O olvoo’ R ra is e . Into two-thirds o f a cup o f molasses servatives wabblee just enough to make Wash the brains carefu lly and cat stir a tablespoonful o f melted butter, both o f 'em core on him." each pair intis four places, taking awBy two-thirds o f s cup o f coffee, a half Yoaag. all bits o f fiber and akin. Rinse wall, cup o f sugar, one beaten egg, one and Elderly Relative — I really think, wipe dry and dip each piece first In a h alf teaapoonfnls o f soda dliwolved Gladys, yon shoo Id marry young. beaten egg, then In cracker crumbs, In a tablespoonful o f hot water, and Gladys (with a charming blush)— then In egg and again in cracker ons and one-half cups o f f l o w m » Why, Aunt Annabel, how did you fits! crumb# and fry in hot f a t wall and bake in a lo a f tin. out his name* \ ITHC W E E K L Y MAPLEINE A F lavorin g. I« : syrup better than Maple. •A J* S o ! J b y g ro c e r s . 60 Cts a bu. ______ | Per Sal M r's catalog pas* 1*9- I Lirrest frow er, ot seed potatoes and .. I vegetable« in tbe world. Big catalog t.eo: . . . ■ «end ISO In atampe and recaive catalog and I luoo kernel» each ot onion*, carrot», celery. I radish#*, IJOO Wttnee. rutabaga, turnip*, loo I par»ley, too tomatoes, too melons, i*oo| charming flower seed*. In all 10.000 karnals. easily worth *1 .0 0 of any mao’* money. Or. send *O o and we add one pkg. ot BarUsat Heap O’Day Sweat Corn. SALZER SEED CO.. Bas f t La Craaea. Wl*. ^ ■ T h e « Is scnrccly iO " I lir it to the poesfbte im pr^vtm ert la keels, b u ilt take* tin e rod f o r cy. W e have b e e « Improvin'? liower ami veer table seeds fo r over >■> rears, tto re than rocs people r-e w orking to make Ferry’s Seeds su.t you. t j y the b e»!—Ferry’s. For tale everywhere. Finny’s i c r o e r r a mnmvrl em u on m xqvun. MAKE OLD SILVER NEW Hava you some old. tarn shed Kn'vos, Forks and Spoor*» that look bad? Would you like to have them plated with pure »river ao thegr win look and wear like solid eihrat? The 2 “FLYERS” SEND US YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS 1492— Columbus cast anchor in the bay of St. Thomas. and giva us a list o f what rou have that needs raflnishlna and wa will send you by return mail fall information and particulars bow to have it dona at tittle > a Cent to Learn It — Instruction of cargo of taxed tea It Doesn’t Cost You Simply send us your name and in Boston harbor by citizens disguis above. and wa will do as we agrea ed as Indiana, known as the “ Boston OREGON MATING W 02KS, Silver Tea Party.” Partita*. 0rt|aa 1775— British under Lord Dunmore de Mtk «a4 Aider Streets. feated by the Americans at Norfolk, Va. 1770—The seat of the United 8tates gov ernment « a s removed to Baltimore. ■X&NERs 1777— North Carolina* adopted constitu tion. are the .... O. R. & N. ad* v ■ fast.through train« between PORTLAND and 1778— Four hundred persons perished in the burning of a theater in Sara BMP® The deanest. lightest gossa, Spain. and roost comfortable 1787— New Jersey ratified the Federal constitution. 1789— The first circulating library / established in Salem, Man. At the seme time W M . McMURRAY, G. P. A. 1790— The Russians took'the fort: cheapest In the mael from tbe Turks. end because It Portland wears longest 1792— First provincial Parliament of lower Canada met at Quebec. '359 Ercrywherc 1799— Burial of Gen. Washington. Every garment, F N U N o. 5-0» guaranteed 1804— Thomas Jefferson and George Clin waterproof Catalog tree d X l f w r it in g t o s d v e rU a a rs ton were unanimously chosen Presi w ^ iJ 0wCQCa boaton . u sa r m e n tin a th is .p a p e r . TOWC « CAMAQUN CO LfMlTCQ. TQPQPffP’J CAN dent and Vice President of tbe Unit ed States. 1807— First Roman Catholic orphan asy lum in America incorporated in Phil adelphia. 1812— Town of Derby, Vt., attacked by the British. 1835— Great fire In New York; $20,000,- m u do u i 000 property loss. HUT AM 1815— Sir Hugh Gough defeated the IF'M nutro Sikhs in battle of Moodkee. Get it from C « > AND 1840— TYie first regimedt to fight against your Grocer DO 17 Mexico was organized in Pittsburg. , 1852—Ba era men to. Cal., was flooded by the breaking of a levee. e x c lu s iv e « • th e L a s t. M a k la c It H o n e - lik e . 1855—Joel Abbott, commanding tbe An instance o f excluslveheas main A good story is told on Sam Craw American squadron iu the East In tained under difficulties la reported ford. the heavy slugger o f the Tigers. dies. died at Hongkong. from the ladies’ cabin o f an Atlantic By trade Craw ford is a barber. Th e 1800— South Carolina seceded from the liner. A ll were sick except one lady other day he went into a restaurant, U nion.. . .Gov. Hicks of Maryland and a cat, which wandered nneaafly drew himself up to a table, stuck his refused to receive the Mississippi about. Th e lady ventured to ‘ stroke feet under and looked satisfied. commissioners. the cat, remarking, “ Poor pussy.” Th e “ W alter, a little beefsteak and on 1862— The Confederates recaptured Holly cat waa Inclined to respond and elevat ions. please.” Springs, Miss. ed Its tail in token o f good will, when “ Yes, sir. Have some nice ham and 1864— President Lincoln called for 300,- *anie In cabbage also?” 000 volunteers. 1. .Gen. Dix issued an from a neighboring berth order for reprisals on Canadians be choking tone* the words, “ Excuse me, “ N o." cause o f the 8t. Albans raid; order that ia a private c a t!” — Argon au t “ H ow about some prime roast beefT’ annulled later by President Lincoln. San* W e l l e r . ‘ “ Don’t want any.” 1870— Destructive fire at Little Bock, I t was Sam W eller who made Dick " A little o f our elegant tripe would Ark. ens famous. “ Pickwick Papers” were do you good.” 1880— Paul Kruger elected president of a complete failu re financially until this “ John.” called the proprietor, “ what the South African republic. unique character was introduced. T h e d’ ye mean by annoying a customer like 1891— Drexel Institute of Art, Science press was all but unanimous In p rais-{'th a t?" and Industry dedicated in Philadel ing Samlval aa an entirely original “ Just trying to make him feel at p h ia .... Sir Oliver Mowat. Liberal character whom none but a great gen born*, air. H e’s a burlier." prime minister of Ontario, issued an ius could have created. Dickens re P I L E S C U R E D I N « T O 14 D A T S address declaring rigorously against ceived over $16,000 fo r “ Pickwick P a PAZO O INTM ENT is guaranteed to cure say Americsn assimilation. pers,” and at the age o f twenty-six he case o f Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding ifc 03 — A provincial plebiscite In Prince was incomparably the most popular Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 60c. Edward Island supported prohibition author o f bis day.— London Standard. P r o p h e c y e F a lB Ile d . of the liquor traffic by an overwhelm “That baby, madam.” said Ibe doctor N a tu r a lly . ing m ajority.. Boss— When you told that new clerk , to . the . . proud _ . and happy .. mother, . “ will 1894— E. V. Deba sentenced to six he’d have to hump him»elf if he expected h,B m“ r* " the w“ r'd * ° m^. dV ‘ months’ imprisonment for contempt Note the fulfillment of tbe prediction. of court during the great railroad to hold his job how did he take it? In less than sixteen years that boy Department Manager— He got his back strike in Chicago. * was tbe scoreboard artist ia a great bass- up right away. 1800— The Broadway National Bank of ball park. O T k e C oop. Boston closed it* doors... .lo r d Rob “ Th is flat is a mere coop." erta appointed commander-in-chief of D i d n ’ t C a r e W h o K n e w 1«. "Yea, John,” said his w ife sweetly, the British forces in South Africa. Fluffy Y'oung Thing— I ’d like to prepay 1900— George Moorman, adjutant general “ and the cook has Just flew i t ” — Pltta- ibe express on this package. Express Company's Agent— What’s th* o f the United Confederate Veterans, bnrg P oet value? died at New Orleans. U n h y g ie n ic R o o a lla g . Fluffy Young Thing— Nothing, sir. It’s 1005— Gov. lot Follette of Wisconsin re Th e Countryman— Down here, air, we a bundle of letters. I'm sending them signed and was succeeded by Lieut. make it a rule to go to bed with tbe back to him. Gov. Davidson... .Abraham II. Hum mel, New York lawyer, was convicted -hk-kens. T b e Britisher— Er^-don’t you find It of conspiracy -and sentenced to Im ■torn. beastly unhenlthv?— Puck. prisonment for one year. Or. B. 1907— The American battleship fleet de P r e a m b le fo r Them . B ro ntoli S p read # R a p id ly . parted from Hampton Roads for tht City Man— Does it pay to keep hern Th e rapid watcr-eroalon o f parta o f Pacific coast. Suburbanite— Yea. It pays the hens; * > 1 *- Colony la attributed chiefly to FACTS FdR FARMERS. they get their board and lodging absolute- burning o f vegetation and the *tart- A rabbit hunt, in which twenty met. ly free. ing o f paths by cattle and wagons. and boya participated, and which resulted Once started, erosion ia very rapid, A B a re l i e s . In the slaughter o f 278 rabbits, ushered and the Ougera or Brak river, which ” 1 can’t understand how you tell the in ttw first heavy fall of snow in the vi did not exist 60 years ago, now aver cinity o f Albion, Iowa. Metcalf and age o f a horse by looking at his teeth,” ages 300 feet in width and 15 feet in aald the city girl. Fraley, two members of on* teem, killed eighty-eight cotton tails in one slough. “ I can’t tell Jlst exactly," replied the depth. SPOKANE POMMEL SLICKER (R E S C E N T rotvoa wu W M a te BAKIDir, PflWIiFR A FULL POUND 25c* FITS Paper ia to be manufactured from cot ton stalks, according to a report of the bureau of manufactures. A company capital lied at $500,000 has bees organised at Atlanta, Ga., for the purpoee. It ia claimed that paper can be made from cotton stalka at a coat o f about $15 a ton. The Minnesota Co-operative Dairies’ Association, which began in May to hold Minnesota dairy products independently of eaeterli commission bouses, has handled ,000,0(D pounds o f butter since that time. The creameries are satisfied with the results, and the business of the con cern is growing. The business this month considerably larger than it was laat month. North Dakotans have been holding a good roads conference at Grand Forks, and a number of changes in the present rond system w ill be recommended. Special orders have been issued by the Brltieh board of agriculture, giving the proper official full power to deal with the cargoes of three steamers that left New York, and four othera that cleared from Philadelphia after the board issued its order prohibiting the landing In Great Britain of cattle - or fodder from the 8tatea o f Pennsylvania, New York and New Jersey, because of the outbreak of the foot and mouth dieeaa* old farm er. “ B at i f he bes falsa teeth I know he ain’t no c o lt " P r i v i le g e d . Mothers w ill And Mrs. Winslow*« Boothia# Byrnp the b a t reined» to use lo t their c h in rag Aurine the teething period. A a A s lh o r lt f. “ O, but wasn’t Tennyson a great poet!" The Father— I learii with sorrow, “ You bet! He could violate every rule of rhyme or rhythm without being called my son. that you are getting to be what they tenn quite fast. down for k .” The Son— You shouldn't believe all c e a eeeattv e. you hear. dad. I ’ll Introduce you to a Percy— Pehaw ! What If she did? Tw o man who w ill tell you another story. negatives in the seme sentence are equiva The Father— And who is he? lent to an affirmative. The Son— My tailor. l ie says I ’m Algy— Yea. but she mid “ Naw ! N it !" the slowest chap he’s got on his book«. and it sounded like two sentence*.