Newberg graphic., January 21, 1909, Image 3

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CATARRH IN HEAD
Not boosuoo It Is Sarsaparilla,
but b o cja u sa it la a medicine of
peoullar merit, composed of m orf
than twenty different remedial
agents e f f e o t l n g phenomenal
cu/ee of troubles of the blood,
stomach, liver and bowels.
J U T U B Z R U L E R 0 7 I T A L Y IS
PROUD OP H IS M A R Y U N IFO RM S
Pe-ru-na— Pe-ru-na
Th e manuscript o f Charles Lamb’s
beautiful essay, "D ream Children,” ia
fo r sale In London. It Is written ou
tw o fo lio leaves, and is set within an
appropriate binding by Riviere. Th e
Get It today I d th# umal liquid form o r la
price o f this treasure Is $1,250; and ap­
ehosoJsisd U b lM form csllsd U trw u lu .
ropos o f this pl^ee o f Information It la
Interesting to remember that fo r two
E le v a t o r T o ffy .
The elevator boy was “ sweet” on ths yearn o f his work upon the “ E lla ” es­
says Lamb received only $850.
pretty stenographer.
Thus Hood’s Sarsaparilla cures scrof­
ula, ecterna, anemia, catarrh, nervous­
ness, that-tired feeling, dyspepsia, loss
of appetite, and builds up the system.
"You seem In a good humor tbls even­
ing, B illy?” »be commented as she en­
tered tbe car at the tenth floor.
“ You bet." chuckled Billy, straight­
ening up his tic, "1 feel like I am ou •
bunting trip.”
"In d eed ! In what way?”
“ W hy. I am bringing down a ‘dear.’ “
And she blushed and said be waa the
nicest boy In town.
As
•
G e r m ic id e .
Coal Merchant— Ah, well, we mustn’t
complain of »ero weather. It kills mi­
crobe». you know.
Customer (making out a cheek)— Yes;
I notice that I d your caae it has killed
the poverty microbe.
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O n ly One “BR O M O Q U IN IN E “
T h a t is L A X A T IV E BROMO Q U IN IN E . Look
(o r th . »urnature o f E. W. G RO VE. Usod ths
world ovsr to Curs • Cold in On# Day. 25c.
Bneesing Is the best brain clearer
known. Many persons conclude an at­
tack of faintness, or fainting, with a vio­
lent sneeze. Our ancestors took snulf
from a belief la tbe efficacy of sueeslng.
But tobacco ao taken ie In part absorbed
ln ^ tbe blood and hurts tbe system.
Mothers w fU And Mrs. Wh>atn-»*s Soothing
th.- b. « ' rem edy to use Lor. th e ir uu k U 'R
during the teething period.
■yrup
T h o u g h t H e U n d e rs to o d .
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A t the last session o f the Indiana
Legislature a law was passed requiring
the Railroad Commission to call Into
conference annually the superintend'
ents o f all railroads oiieratlng In In
dlaua to review the accident record of
the year and determine what could be
done to Improve the record. A t the
meeting held Recently the general man­
ager o f the Pennsylvania Lines dis­
tributed. 100 copies o f "T h e Confessions
o f a Railroad Hlgnal Man,’’ by James.
O'Fngan, believing that tbls book would
have more Influence than any state­
ment tliat he could make on the subject
o f discipline and obedience to rules.
In Dr. N lcoll’s “ L ife o f Ian Mae-
Inren” the author tells us that that
w riter “ bad the book collector's rever­
ence fo r books; be never marked a
hook In bis life ."
Clement Shorter
takes Issue with Dr. Nlcoll on this
point and says that “ the real book
collector, as distinguished
from tbs
postage stamp collecting sort o f per­
sonage, marks his books without end,
scribbles on the margins, as Coleridge
did, makes bis own Index on the fly­
leaves, and is quite reckless as to
whether he Is detracting from their
value fo r some other person. Th e real
book collector Is fashioned like one
who said long ago that ‘ l i e bought
his books for him self and not fo r his
executors.’ ”
“ Now. young gentlemen," said tbe pro­
fessor of moral philosophy In winding up
bis little talk to the class, “ you under­
stand. do you not, wbat I mean when I
Nome is one o f the most Interesting
use the term ‘ethical and intellectual aris­
places described In Mrs. Ella Illggln-
tocracy’ ?”
“ Ye*, sir,” answered the young man son's furthcoming book ou "Alaska : the
with the bad eye: “ it means being great C roa t Country.” The city Is, according
and good, in your mind.”
to her account, at once so pagan nisi
so civilized, so crude and so refined.
D o u b t fu l T e s t im o n ia l.
Flndger— IIow do you like your new I t has a w ater system that supplies
Its households, w ith stcnnipiites laid
prca i-lier?
wateryi|ies to thaw
Digsby— First rate.
He’s so agreen- parallel to the
blsf; never talks religion to you at all, them In winter. It has not a yard o f
you know.
sewerage. It lias a wireless telegraph
station, a telephone service, an electric
r i l J s r a U y n o t by I)r. 1 .t e e * G rs a t N e rv e 1U-
light plant and it is seeking munici­
stoser. Send fo r r s t l St OS t ria l bottle so d treatise.
pal steam heating. Th ere are three
D r. X H . K iln s , L A . H I A rc h St., P h ila d elp h ia. Ps.
good uewsiMqiers, three banks, churches,
The D ia c s lt y . ,
hospitals, and a club o f which
the
John Rockefeller made, he says, sixty-
w ives o f. the memticrs form the most
five million plunks
exclusive society o f the North.
On four thousand dollars borrow ed; oh,
be rolled It up In chunks,
I foal that I could do as well or ’ most
aa well aa be.
Bit no one seems to long to lend four S e e r e t o f m S o c i e t y W o m a n f o r R s -
l a l s l s g lo a t h f u l B eau ty .
thousand plunks to me.
One o f tbe yonng old Women, who,
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Houston P o s t
despite a full 00 Hummers, still holds
her own aa one o f tbe first figures in
N ew York C ity society, was asked by
a young miss, tired by her first few
months In tbe social whirl, bow she
preserved her apiiearance o f youth Is
T h e W r o s g C k a rg e,
face and figure, in spirit and even
_ “ Ofllcer." said the police magistrate,
vivacity.
“ what la the charge against this man?”
“ I relax one hour In the 24," replkd
“ Disorderly conduct, you honor. H e
tbe woman tersely, aud that explained
approached two chorus ladles to whom
It alL
be had never been Introduced and In­
One hour every afternoon this wo­
vited them to have a Thanksgiving din­
man gives herself to complete relaxa­
ner at his expense.”
tion lu a darkened room. She does not
“ T h at wasn’t disorderly conduct— it
permit herself to think o f any o f the
was reckless daring.” — J u d ^ .
distractions o f ber social routine; sbe
does not think o f friend or enemy or
Breaks a C old Promptly
Th e fo llo w in g form ula is s never o f herself. Relaxation Is not alone for
tbe society wouiau, but tbe wowau In
fa ilin g remedy fo r colds:
One ounce o f Compound Syrup o f Sar­ all ranks.
“ 1 believe I should lose ray mind If
saparilla, «one ounce Toria Compound
and one h alf pint o f good w hisky, m ix
I did not relax every day,” this wo­
and shake thoroughly each tim e and man once said.
use in doses o f a tablespoonful every
Doubtless she talked without knowl­
fou r hours.
edge o f the treatment o f an English
This i f follow ed up w ill cure an acute physician in the case o f a society
cold in 24 hours.
The ingredients c s d woman whose nerves were b o tnttered
be gotten at any drug store.
that there was grave danger o f a men­
tal collapse. The woman was made to
D ry W e a th e r.
lie on a couch, with her hand over the
They hired a girl to dust,.
side holding a small paper w eigh t As
A girl both tried and trusted;
Bhe took all the dust in sight—
soon as she so fa r forgot herself as to
And then the dnst girl dusted.
let the weight drop to the floor she was
a—Chicago News.
to gq about her regular afternoon call­
ing ami receiving. The woman scoffed
H n n d ta s,
at the treatment when it waa made
Beneath the moon prosaic day
known; she tried it, her nerves were
Becomes a fairyland. Her ray
Throws o'er the world a gausy screen. cured, and then wondering she asked
Revealing beauties in a scene
the physician fo r the secret.
Whoee faolts but girlish suns betray.
“ W hat you needed was absolute re­
laxation, i f only fo r an Instant each
afternoon,” he said, “ and the final
point In relaxing wae reached when
you forgot the weight In your hand
and It aroused you by Its bang ou the
floor.’’
Th ere seems to be a lesson to every
fagged woman In tbls little Incident
Ask your fam ily physician.
H e w ill
poorly ki-pt or militant »tocksi- W » take
tell you the w ay .to grow old grace­
thopslnss yoeyrtthorsanlta. Pay o f ths
fully Is to learn the rare art o f relax­
best »qntppM snd most « p o r t i*rd »row-
era In Anwrlra. It It lo oor advantastt to
ation.
satisfy yon. W# will. For sal« svrry-
. whare.
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“ My tooth Is Just killing me." she
complained.
“ W hy don’t you go to ‘ the dentist
about It?" asked he.
"Because,” said she, " I owe him
money."
"You and I seem to be In hard In «*”
said he. “ Now look at me. Every time
I go out In my automobile It breaks
down right In front o f some store where
I owe X lot o f money.”
t
,
,
Sh op T a lk .
T h e K i n d Y o u H a v e A l w a y s B o u g h t h a s b o r n e t h e s ig n a ­
t u r e o f C h a s . I I . F le t c h e r , a n d lia s b e e n m a d e u n d e r h is
p e r s o n a l s u p e r v is io n f o r o v e r 3 0 y e a r s . A l l o w n o o n e
t o d e c e iv e y o u i n t h is .
C o u n t e r fe it s , Im it a t io n s a n d
** J u s t - a s - g o o d ’* a r e b u t E x p e r im e n t s , a n d e n d a n g e r t h e
h e a lt h o f C h ild r e n — E x p e r ie n c e a g a i n s t E x p e r im e n t .
What is CASTORIA
C a s t o r ia is a h a r m le s s s u b s t it u t e f o r C a s t o r O il, P a r e ­
g o r ic , D r o p s a n d S o o t h in g S y ru p s .
I t is P le a s a n t .
It
c o n ta in s n e it h e r O p iu m , M o r p h i n e n o r o t h e r N a r c o t ic
s u b s t a n c e . I t s a g e is its g u a r a n t e e . I t d e s t r o y s W o r m *
a n d a lla y s F e v e r is h n e s s . I t c u r e s D ia r r h o e a a n d W i n d
C o lic . I t r e lie v e s T e e t h i n g T r o u b le s , c u r e s C o n s tip a t io n
a n d F la t u le n c y .
I t a s s im ila te s t h e Food, r e g u la t e s t h e
S to m a c h a n d B o w e l s , g i v i n g h e a lt h y a n d n a t u r a l sle e p .
T h e C h i ld r e n ’ s P a n a c e a —T h e M o t h e r ’s F r ie n d .
MR. WM. A PRESSES.
Mr. W illiam A . Preaser, 1722 Third
ave., Moline, 111., writes:
“ I bsve been suffering from catarrh
in the head for the past two montsh
and tried innumerable so-called reme­
dies without avail. N o one knows how
I Ijave suffered, not only from the dis­
ease itself, but from mortification wher
in company of friends or strangers,
" I have used two bottles o f your
medicine for a short (ime only, and it
effected a c o m p le te m e d ic a l c u re , and
what is better yet, the disease has not
returned.
“ I can most emphatically recommend
Peruna to ail sufferers from this dis­
ease.”
Read This experience.
Mr. A. Thompson, Box 66, R. R. 1,
Martel, Ohio, w rites: ‘‘When I began
your treatment my eyes were inflamed,
nose was stopped u p half o f the time,
and was sore and scabby. I could not
rest at night on account of continual
B ears the Signature of
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
MAPLEINE
A Flavoring. It makes a
syrup better than Maple.
Soli by gro c er«.
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C. Gee Wo
h a w k in g an d s p ittin g .
‘ ‘ I had tried several remedies and
was about to give up, but thought I
would try Peruna.
‘ A fter I had taken about one-third
o f a bottle I noticed a difference.
I
am now completely cured, after suffering
with catarrh for eighteen years.
“ I think if those who are afflicted
with catarrh would try Peruna they
would never regret it.”
Peruna is manufactured by the Peru­
na 9™ !? M fg. Co., Columbus, Ohio.
A sk your dru ggist fo r a fr e e Peruna
almanac fo r 1909,
M o t iv e
P o w er.
“ Ye*, indeed; I ’ ve had many a good
time taking my motor boat out for an
all day fishing trip.”
“ About bow much fluid do you use In a
d «r? ”
“ Aw. don’ t ask a man’ that! How do
yon auppose I know— O, you n>**n how
u-ich f a t a l i » ?
About four gallona or
PILE S CU RED IN A TO 14 D A T S
P A Z O O IN T M E N T is guaranteed to core any
case o f Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in 6 to 14 days or m oosy refunded. Me.
S ym p ath y .
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The 300-pound visitor at the live stock
show leaned over 4he edge of the pen in
which lay tbe 600-pound bog, stretched
out at full length on th« floor and breath­
ing stertorous)/.
“ It’s pretty tough on you and me. old
rbap. isn’t it," < wheeled the fat visitor,
“ to be prise beauties?” — Chicago Tribune.
geeesssry
Largest growers o f seed barley, oats, wheat,
spelts, oorn. potatoes, grasses, clovers and
farm seeds in the world. Big catalog f r e e : pr.
send IOO in stamps and receive samples o f
barley yielding 173 b u . per acre. Billion
D ollar Grass. Oats. Spelts, etc., ete., easily
worth » 1 0 .0 0 to get a start with. Or. send
140 and w e add a sample farm seed novelty
never seen by yon before.
SALZER SEED CO., Bos PC. L i Crosse. WIs.
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This wondeful man has
made a life study o f the
properties o f Roots.
Herbs and Berks, and
is r iv in g tbe world the
benefit o f has services.
Ns Mera">- p««»•««
o r Drugs Used. No
PT' - o T.t V '- i a O perations o r Cutties
if y o u V e
NEVER WORN
Guarantees to cure Catarrh. Asthma. Lung.
Stomach and K idney troubles, and nil P riva te
Diseases o f Men and Women.
:eS
Just received from Pekin. China—safe, sure
and reliable. U r . failing in its works.
I f you cannot call, w r it* fo r symptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamp*.
CONSULTATION TREE
A S U R E C A N C E R CU RE
Tife PE.INCE
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O r PIEDMONT
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
This little boy w ill be king o f Ita ly
some day. The picture is a 'v e ry recent
one and sliowp the youngster In tbe
uniform o f a colonel o f the guard. The
prince, who is the only son o f King
Humbert and Queen Helena, Is a robust,
merur child, who delights In donning
his various uniforms and “ plnytng sol­
dier" with hla. little friends
H e was
born Sept. 15, 1904 and rejoices In the
name o f Humbert Nicholas Thomas—
the first after bis paternal grandfather,
the second a fter his maternal grand­
father, the ruler o f Montenegro, and
Thotnaa after the Duke o f Genoa, hla
fatber’a cousin.
1 62 H First S t , car. M orrison, Portland. Or-
FLYERS
fast through trains
between
P r e lim in a r y .
The young man with tbe engaging smile
was offering hie assistance in preparing
the dainties that were to be sold at the
church social.
“ In making these popcorn balls.” hs
asked, “ what is the first thing to do?”
“ Wash your hands.” said the practical
young woman who was overseeing the job.
P O R T L A N D and
SPO K ANE
When the dimpled baby’s hungry, .what
H e r K ic k .
W M . M cM U R R AY, G. P. A. ! I
• »4 m r r drt.1] . f tte m.ktiw Is « t r y StputaMst. u
does the baby doj
*T don’ t mind finding a gray hftlr or
looked oner by the best U t a O n ta tbe oboe indnstry.
Portland
! !
If
doesn't
lie
serenely
and
merely
sweetly
It I CO »Id show yoo how corefolty W . t D o»»! 1 1 Uses
two In my own hair,” sighed the bache­
are ao4o. yoo n d t then utfontnnd why theyhoM their
•¡»ope. I t hotter. oa4 wear lonyer thou oay other woke.
lor girl, who shows some few signs of
T?ie hungry baby bellows with all Its little My Method o f Tanning t ho 8olee mahee them More
the sere and yellow leaf, “ hut when
Flexib le and Longer Wearing than any other».
might
I pay $3 for a nice hunch o f lovely T ill someone gives it something to curb U S h r n o e , « H C o o y r « K , t e V r r o y i e M r n r . s i l t i i r n r n o f e n t h d e < E h n llt m lr i t t -n y , .
brown curls and have to pick them out
F or • » > hy »hoe d e o lm erefTyr' ere.
its appetite..»
P r t l l T i n W I Rons senninr oithonl tv. 1 . Dnnrtas
o f those, too, It isn't fair.
Do you The infant with the bottle which stills its vHU
I lu ll • none* sod Drier mumped on bottom,
re s t Osier Eyelet! Uie4 Ext lov-eely. Catalog welled tree.
fretful cries
think It la?”
W. L DOLOLAS. 1*7 Spark St.. Brockton, Mats.
A lesson plainly teaches: It pays to adver­
W h y , C e rt I
tise.
The customer had handed over a check
in payment of his long overdue milk hill. The Iamb lost in the hillside when dark­
“ Is it a certified check?” asked the col­
ness closes round
lector.
.
Stands not in silence trembling snd wait­
Egg-Phosphate
“ No, and it doesn't need to be; I ’m per­
ing to be found :
fectly good. That's an impudent ques­ Its plaintive bleating echoes across the
tion to ssk.”
vales and mead*
“ I guess you’d better get it certified.” Until the shepherd hears It, and. hearing,
said the collector. “ You insist on having
, kindly heeds.
certified milk.”
And when its fears are ended, as on his
Get it from
breast it lies.
N o S c a rc ity ,
The lamb has made this patent: It pays
your
Grocer
“ Is this the financial editor?"
to advertise.
“ Yes. sir."
“ Just to settle a bet, w ill you please *n>e fair and gentle maiden who loves the
tell me If there is such a thing as a $3
bashful boy
tiiir
Assumes when in his presence a manner
that is co y;
“ Certainly. I hnd a $3 bill In my
pnnesslon this morning, and 1 stopped She blushes and she trembles till he per­
ceives at last.
st the grocer’s on my way downtown
And clasp* her closely to him and gladly
and paid I t You lose."
holds her fast,
'
N o b le e s e O b l l f s ,
And as he bend* to kiss her and aa she
The youthful George Washington had
, serenely sighs,
Just declared that he couldn't tell a lie.
This fact is demonstrated: It pays to ad­
“ How would It look,’’ he said, “ for ■
vertise.
.
K C Baking P ow der w ill do it ! Get
future President of the United States to — Chicago Record-Herald.
be eligible for membership in an Ananiai
a can. T r y it for your favorite cake. I f |
S e lf-C o n s c io u s E a y l l a l i n i r i .
club?"
it
dpesn’t
raise 'better, more evenly, higher,
Thereupon he trimmed the cherry tree
Th e ordinary Englishman hntee to
he had cut down, and proceeded to m&ki be suspected o f anything but the mat­
— if it isn’t daintier, more delicate in flavor,
a big stick out of It.— Chicago Tribune.
ter o f fact. The more deeply he feels
| b * pbn |» — w e return your money. Everybody
the more Intent he Is on slurring It
over with a Joke or a bit o f useful
agrees K C has no equal.
•>lang.— Truth.
A FULL POUND 25c.
W .
Im p r o v e
Y o u r B a k in g
^
y
K ra b a rra n n la a r.
Maud— W hat ninije you blnsh so
when you were talking to Jack Just
now )
Belle— Why, how could i help It ; I
wae tellin g him the naked truth.—
Toledo Rtade.
i
Cigar D ealer— Yes, that Is my w ife
over there— the one w ith the fine w rap­
per, American filler, and perfecto
shape.— Judge.
Carelessness Is the great sin o f Am er­
icano. Nearly all the trouble people
have Is the result o f carelessness.
A genius Is a man who boa a hunch
th* ordinary niau lacks.
I f you can make your scheme good,
you are a very uuusunl man.
$L If 1“ BAKING
POWDER 4
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Pure, Wholesome,
Economical.
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