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Newspaper Page TextScrofula G lory o f the Klekaaeeo. Th e public man In America who has never beeu tagged with a nickname may be Just as efflcleut and worthy o f praise as his brethren wbo are kuown as “ B ill" and “ Joe," but be has not achieved an equal measure o f popular ity. Nicknames are oftener Inspired by affection tban by aversion. “Th e men o f the people,” so-called, are In variably nicknamed. Venerable citizens still refer to “ Abe” Lincoln, dwelling w ith reminiscent affection upon the abbreviation. Nicknames both good and bad are as old as history. In the oountry the people have a way o f ab breviating the names o f the men they really like and aaalgnlng tbelr full titles to the men wbo prefer dignity to popularity.— Pittsburg Gazette. T ew are entirely free from it. I t m ay develop eo «low ly aa to eanee little if any disturbance daring the whole period of childhood. I t may then produoe dyspepsia, ca tarrh, and marked tendency to con sumption, before causing eruptions, •ores or swellings. T o get entirely rid o f it take the great blood-purifler, Hood’s Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as t a r M t a l M . 100 doses CL See t k * C o a n e at l o a f " I wish I had a Job on the police force." “ Go to New York City. There’ll be plenty of vacancies there soon." “ How do you know?” "Gold has been discovered in Ireland.” ~ H is Dleebararo. A touching Instance o f the humor which never deserts a true Irishman O aM satea s a t H is t o r y . even in his worst troubles is recorded. The American colonists had Just enun A soldier was seen In the trenches ciated the doctrine that all governments holding hla hands above the earth derive their just powers from the consent works. H is captain asked: o f the governed. * “ W h st are you doing that for, Pat?" “ How perfectly absurd," exclaimed H e replied, w ith a grin, as he worked King George I I I . “ Why, a man can't even govern' his family on that princi Ms fingers: ple r “ I ’m feeling fo r a furlough, sir." Laughing uproariously, he gave order* Just then a rifle ball struck bis arm that a few regiments of soldiers be ship just below the w ris t Then a queer ex ped-over at once to crush the incipient re pression o f pain and humor passed over bellion.— Chicago Tribune. his face ts he exclaim ed: “ And faith It's a discharge.” — Loudon Answers. Syruprffigi Mother* w ill find Mrs. WInelow*« Soothins Syrup the best reniedr to use fo* their eh U S itS d u rin g the teething period. ■^ElixirtfSenna Clea nses the System E ffect ually; Dispels Colds an (U le a d - ach es due to Constipation; Acts naturally, acts Truly as a L a x a tiv e . Best forMenWimen and Child- id O l d , . buy the oenume wiu i Jull name of the Cor ^CALIFORNIA R o S t r u p C o . whom it it manufactured. printed on the front of e v e ry p ack a ge. l a J aettSoatloa. Police Justice— This man charges yoo with stealing his watch, and the charge seems to be sustained. You were found with the watch in your possession. Prisoner— Y ’ r honor, It ain’t so; 1 didn’ t steal it. I met him on the street snd asked him what time it was. He said It was 4 o'clock. I saya, ‘ I don’t believe that watch Is right.’ and he eays, ’ You bet it’s right! It’s Jnst 4 o’clock; you can take it from me.’ Well, y’r honor, the first chance I got I took it from him, and now he’s kickin’ about it I" A lr y CURES • OLD SO RES Sava D ea eaag fo * T r a in s * The last ten years has seen an enor mous increase in the demand fo r men trained in agricultural lines. T b s num ber o f such men baa enormously In creased, but the demand is not yet sup plied. Many o f us can look back twenty years to the time when untrained men were at the head o f agricultural in struction lu most of our agricultural colleges. These men bad to be employ ed because they were the best that could be found. One man wbo rose to be the chief dairy instructor in a State afterw ards went to a dairy school and took a full course, showing that be felt that he had something to learn, even though he himself hsd been an Instructor. To-day we are getting the result o f the past twenty years o f training in the agricultural schools and tbelr de pendencies. the dairy schools. The men at the head o f the departments to-day are vastly superior In training to the men that occupied the same positions twenty years ago. They have not only learned all that their instructors knew, but have dug up other facts snd have assimilated the new facts dug out by other people lo all parts o f the world. But where there were few positions to be filled twenty years ago, there are /botiaanda o f places to be filled to-day. There are more schools and all o f them are larger. Moreover, private enter prise* are levying toll on tbe young S A N IT A R Y th a H o lt » T raaa. When tbe truulu o f cherry trees have started to decay probably tbe best way o f checking It Is to clean out the dead Hood, paint tbe wound thoroughly with whitewash, or, better yet, with Bor deaux mixture, and then cover tbe whole wound wltb grafting wax or clay, so as to keep the w ater o u t While thlv may not result lo an entire beating aver o f the bad wounds. It w ill prob ably stop tbe decay, snd make tbe trees last longer than they would If le ft with out treatment. Don't be afraid to re move all tbe rotten wood, as It adds nothing to tbe strength o f tbe tree and bHR a tendency to promote rot In tbe new tissues. It Is quite likely that this rot started lu tbe tunnel o f a borer and hits gradually spread until it is serious F o r c in g C a n ta lo u p e s . The experiment o f grow ing canta loupes under muslin canopies so that they may be ready for the market two or three weeks before those grown In tbe ordinary way has beeu successfully trade In Csllfocnis. T b e cantaloupes were planted in tbe usual manner, so far as hilling and spacing were con cerned, but over each bill there was stretched a canopy o f w hite muslin about the size o f a man’s pocket hand kerchief. T w o arched wires w ere used, crossed over the melon hill somewhat like tbe center wicket in a croquet ground. The ends o f these w ires were sewed to tbe corners o f the muslin squares and the wires then thrust firm ly into the ground so as to secure the canopies and prevent the wind blowing them away. These protectors cost complete about 8 cent# each. Th e mel- COW S T A L L . P rra lla z «. Mrs. Cuppotee— How could s woman ever bring herself to marry an aeronaut*! He's so flighty. Mrs. Waypher— Yes, snd too often h« lacks ballast. Mrs. Marmalayde— Then, too, be look» down on ordinary people. Mrs. Cbillicon-Kearney— And again hi moves In the higher circles, and you don’t — Chicago Tribune. The cleanest.— lightest.— and most comfortable SLICKER at the same tine cheapest in the end because It wears longest S t Vitas' Danna snd arrow urn anally send by Dr. I .Ina'a Grant Mnrvn Bn- atornr. Bond for VS IX I I N trial bolt la and treaties. Dr. A B. U la n . I A . HI I n k SC. Philadelphia, Pe. RTS an o th er *3 0 9 beorwhere I very garment quar- an feed waterproof Catalog free 5.»U W r o c . W L DOUGLAS ‘ 3 Q O S H O E S ‘ 3 5 0 The L . H o n e la s m ak e s a n d Mills m m 's S3.00 am i S3.AO shoes th a n a a y o th er m a n a fa e t a r e r la th e w o rld , be cause they h o ld t h a lr sh ap e, lit hatter, i r l s n g r a -----“ r th -- a n -------- an y o th er h m s t A M PriestJorEvery Memberof ths Family, M m , Isyt, Wesws, It less«! Children W.L.Ds«slas ««.SS see SS.ee sat SSrn Shsss ssmst w 53 mm. and prim Is shugmd on bottom. Told everywhere. Shorn metlsd fron f * actory to say Is your irimith slmllsr In sny wsy to ths sbors? so. no need to wnsr s wobbly, snussbl. partlsl piste or UlrHuna. ordinary brldso work. Thn Dr. Wlss systmn of “ TEETH W IT H O U T P L A T E * •• Ths rwsnlt of tl ymrs' wipsrisnm. th* now way of »p is c in e tmth In ths month-teeth In fact, testh In appearance, taeth to ohww poor food upon, as yon did upon your natural onaa. Our form la so nrcan- lasd wo oaa do yonr swtlrw crown, brtdae or pinto work In n day If nncaaaary. Poaltlraly patnlaaa a » tractins. Only hlah-oleee. aolsatlSo work. W I S E D E N T A L CO., IN C . bigton Htrwets. Offlo* hourm, S A. M. t o ! P N U H r IK tf w r i t i n g to at ninni Ion t h is p a p a r. f 7 m . S«n- N o . 4 fl-M L rw o n fr o m N atu re. “ Young gentlemen,” lectured the emi nent Instructor, “ you are old enough now to pat sway the childish and trivial amusements that sufficed for you when you were younger. I-earn a lesson from the dumb brutes, and even from the rep tiles. When they arrive at maturity they comport themselves with a certain dignity." “ It isn't so with the rattlesnake, pro fessor," objected the young man with tbe bad eye. “Tbe older he grows, tha more rattles he plays with.” I n e v i t a b l e Joke. “ Say, old man," remarked one o f his neighbors, “ why have you given your borne a new name? W bat was the mat ter with T h e Nutshell’ ?” “ W hy?” responded the man, with some warmth. “ Because I was tired o f being Joked. There isn't a boy fo r a m ile around wbo hasn't stopped and rung the door bell every time be passed to ask i f tbs colonel was in !" — Phila delphia Ledger. S e e in g m um J* Ox fa r * . J* A W id e Sold by grocer«. R ange. An Oxford student was showing two When the surgeon who happened to fa ir cousins through the Christchurch be ajH-ndlng a night at Busbby Inn had College. set the broken leg o f tbe weather-beaten “Th at,” he explained, “ Is the picture stranger who was the chief victim o f go llery; that, the lib ra ry; and that an automobile accident, the patient tower contains the famous bell, ‘Great looked up at him anxiously. “ See here, doc,” he said. In a husky voice, “ I Tom o f OxfqrtL’ ” Stooping quickly, he picked up a haven’t got much of any money; would stone snd sent It crashing through a yot: take out your fee In trade?" second-story, ivy-framed window, where “ Yes, I guess ao,” said tbe surgeon, there Immediately appeared s face, cheerfully. “ W hat Is your trade?” “ W ell, I ’ve got a number o f things purple with rage. “ And that,” added tbe young man, I can do soon as I ’m on my feet again,” said tbe patient. “ I can bang window- helpfully. “ Is the Dean.” Thus It was that be came to leave blinds, or I can put on lightning-rods, one neat o f learning fo r another.— Suc or I can play tbe cornet; and I do ’em ail first-rate, i f I ’m the one to say it, cess Magazine. doc.” H a m p e re d by M o n o p o ly . Archimedes had just proclaimed that if he had a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to rest it be could move ths world. “ Rut what’s tbe use of thinking about it,” be said, “ so long as the B ;g Stick is in the keeping of T. Roosevelt?" Hereupon he spoke a short and ugly word.— Chicago Tribune. A C h a s e # to W o r k I t OH. Political Spellbinder— You know I pot in two or three days preparing a speech I was expected to deliver at the conven tion. Well, there were so many fellows ahead of me that they didn’t get around to me at all. I ’ve still got that speech in my system, Alvira. His W ife— You have? Then I wish you would go out to the kitchen and thunder it at the cook. I ’ve tried to dis charge her and abe won’t go.— Chicago Tribune. Tha P r o fe s s o r . “ Uncertainty.” moralized the doctor, “ is tbe poison that lurks in everything in this life.” “ Certainly.” said the professor; “ life itself is one-half ‘if.’ ” to **% S *o t9 ®on«y for you to «kip Saw T n n mad HM m to «■ Writ« for W o e List. MarketReport. Shipping Tag*, and a boot oui H U N TE R S ’& T R A P P E R S ’G U ID E wiHUm. Illustrhiiai b .I f»r A wihxa J s Cattle o f different ages must be provided fo r in constructing a row of stalls. Even when all are mature animals, the larger ones w ill require a few Inches more standing room than the shorter ones. The stall at one end can be made six inches longer than tbe stall a t the other end. A slope o f one Inch from manger to gutter Is necessary fo r drainage. The Illustration shows the dimensions o f the several parts. A. m anger; B, platform ; C, adjustable piece; D. where cow's hind feet re s t; E. gutter. trained men going out o f the sgricul tural schools and experiment stations. Another twenty years w ill possibly show as great an advance as bsvs the past twenty.— Agricultural Epltom lst Saw F o rm of D Th e Illustration shows a drag made with four old wagon tire irons, the two front ones being heavier than tbe rear ones. I f the ground Is very lumpy one responded to the genial warmth thus engendered and the protection from the winds and fro s t P ro te c t th e lia. . H ow and w here to traa. s a d to bscoms • ■ M T o o u rc a rto w e r. $1 » . R i f l m t e M f l i Mjjjj» g t0fTT!^tw> _*hiy C rescent BAKING PflWnFR A FU LL POUND 25c. B ir d s . A French naturalist asserts that It the w orld were to become birdless man could not Inhabit It after nine years’ time. In spite o f all the sprays and pot- sons that could be manufactured for the destruction o f insects. The bugs aud slugs would simply eat up our or chards and crops. Indeed, tile more we study the various adjustments and arrangements by which the business of the natural world about ue Is carried ou, tbe better disposed we should be to distrust our ability to Improve upon the present executive management o f this great terrestrial planet.— Boston Evening Tran script Trap*. O s a s ewosfnl lr*H p*r. t V s » fcBMbful BnbM. Oar Get H from your Grocer THE PREMIUMS GIVEN FREE la exchange far Carton lo o s and San* Wrappers from “20-MULE-TEAM” BORAX, BORAXO BATH POWDER, VIOLET BORIC TALCUM POWDER, BORIC SPANGLES, BORIC ACID, BORAXAID SOAP POWDER, “20-MULE-TEAM” SOAP, QUEEN OF BORAX SOAP, and SOAP CHIPS BORAXAID LAUNDRY have been carefully «elected aa beinx thorn MOST Q U IC K LY OBTAINED, offering the GREATEST V A R IE T Y and showing the LARGEST V A L U E for the number o f Carton Tops or Soap Wrappers required. Send postcard for 40-page illustrated catalogue shewing over 10 0 articles free. Address — PACK inc COAST b o r RAX a ------- — ------- CO.. Oakland. Cal. "R a n tin g th a L a n d . ®«Wk\e\Ô sMftex Tbs Kind You Haie Always Bought 8 A Flavoring. It mokes « syrup Letter than Maple. F U R S ;HI D E S W here an area o f land has been very severely overgrazed In the past It will be absolutely necessary that It be very carefu lly pastured fo r the first two or For Infanta and Children. three years. The native grasses and forage plants must have a chance to regain their form er vigor aud go to B ears ths seed. A very large number o f stock- men advocate resting the land— that Is, Sign ature o f better work can be done by wiring a keeping all stock off a period o f three log on tbe front tires. The drag Is In or four years. That this remedy will D c m a n S l a s F a l l a * In fo r m a t io n . expensive and w ill be found useful un bring about tbe desired results has Nan— Yes, Tom calls occasionally. been definitely proved In numerohs In Queer fellow, isn’ t be? Doesn’t seem to der certain conditions. stances.— J. 8. Cotton. know what to do with hla hands. Sita E g g E a t i n g F o w ls . with them clasped the whole evening. Egg eating is due to one or two T o K ill Cnl W orm s. Fan (raising her eyebrows)— bits with In India tbe formula used by tha hia hands clasped, ah? Together?— Chi causes— either lack o f shell-forming material or a bad habit acquired by government fo r poisoning cutworms Is cago Tribune. does confinement and bad example. I f 4 pounds o f white arsenic snd 8 pounds T o # M i c k O p p o s itio n . tbe fow ls are receiving too little they of sugar, in 6 gallons o f water, used to “ Plmmie. does your mother still object consume the eggs in order to satisfy moisten 80 pounds o f fine-chopped to my coming to see you?” their craving. In one hundred eggs straw.- Small quantities are dropped "Yes. dear; the does." o f ordinary size there are about twen nt tbe bases o f plants. "Good I So does mine. She asys that ty-two ounces o f lime, and all this must If I marry you she'll cut me off with S be taken Into the system In one form Shilling.” H a w * a t th a G r a a g a . or another. Broken oyster shells are, “ O, but that’s altogether different! Per There are now 418 subordinate haps. Jack— in view of everything— and perhaps, the best and cheapest shell granges In Maine, with a membership I f due to a bad of between 6«,000 and 67,000. Ten new bacause— and we're both ao young— well, form ing material. don’t you aae?"— Chicago Tribune. habit, It Is rather more difficult to over grange halls were dedicated during the come. I f the culprit can be discovered, past year, making eighty-nine balls and It Is not a valuable bird. It Is bet owned by granges In the 8tate. Tbe ter to kill It at once, as the habit Is one total cash receipts o f the secretary’s that quickly spreads to the other fowls. office w ere $11,274. A good old way o f curing this vice There w ere 1,200 persons In attend Throat and Lungs Is by blowing an ordinary egg and re ance at the Ohio State Grange meeting iM tl m | pwlfflwa agninat cold filling with a mixture o f cayenne pep — J h ------ | L .i L - L .- ____ I t at Kenton. Tw enty-tw o new granges • n o o ^ h w insn ■ S P M M Q irons per and mustard. Th is should bs left fW tCars. If yas haveaceash had been organised and there have (baht er miimm, basis mk- In a prominent place, and i f tbs fowls been large accessions during tbe year • Care today and cesdnne I a n wall. Cwatbacaush peck at It they w ill not. In all proba to granges already organised. Ths n freak, w in s a few deaaa bility, repeat ths experim ent Too few treasurer showed total resources o f nest boxes sometimes cause tbe eggs $23,788. Th e committee In charge of to be laid on ths floor ahd In the run, the trade arrangement reported that kny. Plaaaanl k> bate Free ham which Is putting unnecessary tempta sixty-four tons o f binder tw ine had aciataa and keradul inerodiroU. tion In ths way.—4 . 8. C., in ths Am er t>een purchased, worth $12,000, and A l all dnasiiata', SS a k ican Cultivator. fertiliser to the amount o f $21,0(XX C A S TO R IA MAPLEINE E x p e r ie n c e * (b e Sen sn tlo n a. ■ v a r y D a y In C a la h ra ta * aa l e n l n y . Few people know that other days of the week than tbe first are being ob served as Sunday by some nation or other. Th e Greeks observe M onday; the Persians, T u esd ay; the Assyrians, W ednesday; the Egyptians, Thursday; the Turks, F r id a y ; the Jews, S atu rday; and the Christians, Sunday. Thus a perpetual Sabbath la being celebrated ea earth.— Success Magazine. T H E S W I F T S P E C IF IC CO., A T L A N T A , GA. “ Have yoo been away on sny vacation this summer?” “ N o ; I expected to go, and sent my suitcases on ahead, but something turned up at the last moment that prevented the trip. I got all the effect of a vacation, though. The suitcases came back last week with $7.76 storage and express charges on them.” SOLO W A LL LEADING DRUGGISTS, •no size only, regular price 50tyw battle. N o o ld sore can h eal u n til th e cause w hich produces it has been rem oved. E x te rn a l a p p lica tion s d f salves, washes, lotion s, etc., m a y reduce the in fla m m ation ana assist in k e e p in g th e place clean, but cannot cure th e trou ble because th e y d o n ot reach its source. O ld sores e x is t because the blood is in fected w ith im p u rities and poisons w h ich are con sta n tly b ein g discharged in to th e place. T h e nerves, tissues and fibres o f the flesh are k ep t in a state o f irrita tio n and disease b y b ein g d a ily fed w it h the germ -laden m atter th rou gh th e circu lation, m a k in g it im p ossib le fo r th e sore to heal. S. S. S. cures ch ronic sores b y its p u r ify in g action on th e blood. I t go es dow n in to th e circu lation, and rem oves th e poison -prod u cin g germ s, im p a rities and m orbid m atters w h ich are responsib le for' th e fa ilu re o f the place to lieal. S. S. S. m akes th e blood pure, fresh and h ea lth y; then as new, rich blood is carried to th e sp ot th e h ea lin g process begins, a ll discharge ceases, th e in flam m ation leaves, n ew tissue b eg in s to form , th e place fills in w ith firm , h ea lth y flesh, and soon the sore is perm an en tly cured. S. S. S. is p u rely vegeta b le, th e safest and best b lo o d p u rifier fo r y o u n g o r old . Book on Sexes and U lcers and a n y m edical a d vice free to a ll w ho w rite. B U S IN E S S COLLEGE PORTLAND. OREGON B E H N K E -W A L K E R STU D EN TS SUCCEED. W H Y ? They are Trained far business In s business-like «ray. Why not enroll la a reputable school that places all of its graduates? I. M. W A LK E R . Pros. SEND FOR C A TA LO G U E O. A. BOSSERMAN. See. T H E C O R R E C T SHOE FO R S T Y L E ; EASE A N D GOOD W E A R Y o u cou ld n e v e r h ope t o b u y a m o re stylish o r s ervicea b le •h o e than the “ Lea d in g L a d y .’ ’ It ia righ t up-to-date in appear a n ce and fits the fo o t p e r f e c t l y fr o m the v e r y first. Besides b e in g stylish and co m fo rta b le, the m uch lo n g e r than m ost shoes. It is so w e ll m ade that it lasta tw ic e aa lo n g as -the a verage shoe, and w ill retain ita shape t o the end. W h y Ino ' in f e r h t r sh oes w h en , w ith th e sa m e m on e y , y o u ca n g e t th e “ L e a d i n g L a d y t “ Y o u r dealer w ill supply y o u ; If not, w rite t o us. For tiie M ' a y e r T r a d e M ark o n the sole. L o o k fo r the F R E E —I f yon w ill sand us th . name o f e dealer w h o d a w handle Leading Lady Shoes, w ill send you free, post- L a beautiful picture o f Martha Washington, site ISxJS. W e also make Honorhilt Shoes. Martha Washington C io n - fort Shoes. Yertna Cushion Shoes snd Special Merit we F. MAYER BOOT &SHOE CO. M IL W A U K E E , W IS C O N S IN ÉfilÜftiÉÙfr'