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MY O W N FAM I W bM l^ > a up among the New Hampshire hllMrtO visit HU grandmother l n ‘ Worcester, Mass., He was cautioned by His mother that he would find things In the city strangely different from thode at home. Johnny arrived In th e ' early a fter noon. and long before^ tea . time hie grandmother, who lived most simply, told him to-run out to the pantry and get a bowl o f milk which she bad left there “ for a hungry boy.” A moment later she follow ed him, and, to her amazement, beheld her grandson bravely at work on a bowl o f spearmint tea which she had forgot- fu lly put In the place where she had told blm to find the milk. “ Why, child,” she cried, seising the bowl from poor Johnny, “ don’t you know this isn’t milk?” “ I — I knew It wasn't like Hlllbury milk,” stammered Johnny, with a final gulp, “ but I thought maybe It was the kind folks bad In Worcester.” Pepjtaraslat a a S To bases. HON. Q C O H G I W . H O N E Y. Hon. Cveorge W . Honey, National Chaplain U. V. U., ex-Chaplain Fourth Wiaconsin • Cavalry, ex - Treasurer State of Wisconsin, and ex-Quarter- master General State of Texas G. A. R.. w rites from 1700 Fir»t St.. N. E., Washington, D. C., as follows: "I cannot too highly recommend your preparation for the relief of catarrhal troubles in their various forma Some members of my own family have used it with most grati fying results. When other remedies failed, Pcruna proved moat efficacious and I cheerfully certify to its curative excellence." ' Mr. Fred L. Hebard, for nine years a leading photographer of Kansas City, Mo., located at the northeast corner of l*th and Grand A v e s . cheerfully gives the following testi mony; . ’*Tt is a proven fact that Pe- runa will cure catarrh and la grippe, and as a tonic it has no equaL Druj- gista have tried to make me take something else ‘just as good,’ but Pe- runa is good enough for me.” Ps-ru-na in Tablet Form. For two years Dr. Hartman and his assistants have incessantly la bored to v create iq lu tablet v i v a n , * Peruna v i u n a *v l/ lv i • form. V I Hlf and their strenuous labors have just been crowned with success. People who object to liquid medicines can now secure Peruna tablets, which rep resent the sojid medicinal ingredients of Peruna. I f you have a boy who haa begun smoking too esrly and whom you wish to cure o f the habit, feed blm pepper mints. Dr. O. Clayton Jones o f Silver- ton. England, w riting In the Loudon Lancet, ia authority fo r tbla simple cure. Dr. Jones w rite s : “ T o break the smoking hsblt In a youth there la noth ing better than peppermint drops He cannot smoke with a ‘bullaeye’ In hla mouth, and even tor some tim e a fte r it la dissolved tobacco w ill not blend kind ly with the taste that rem ains Social ly the cure may seem worse than the disease, bat from a medical point o f view the sucking o f peppermints Is tor less hurtful. A common ‘ bulleeye’ w ill prevent smoking fo r nearly an hour, so the amount o f sweets used need not be g r e e t ” D m iw w s k l* . Tbs Hon wss snssring at ths awkward, uncouth, and gsnsrally ugly appearance e f Iks elephant. “ I may not be as graceful as yon are,’’ observed the elephant, "but I ’m nearer akin to the human family than yon are. The knees of my hind legs bend forward, as a man’s legs do, while yours bend back ward, the same as a hyena’s, or a bog’s, or a skunk’s Yon belong to a lower order o f creation, and I ’d rather not associate with you on terms o f equality If IPs all the same to you.’’ Whereat the lion, observing that the elephant was waving hia trunk threaten- As C s fw r t a M t s K h s a ic n ta s tla «. " I had to leave my last situation be cause the missus said they were going to lead the sinful life, and they wouldn't want any servants about the place.” — Punch. CHINESE E aw S saJ Haak ■H I MM PtrO DOCTOR • n a d a a I i f * study o f as sad heriw. snd I s th at d r disco, sred and la a la. I to tb s world his una dar eat Operation. or WRbeattlie AM o f al aastaatsrs So Ours Chlasrk. I a l a s ss. ahrawattsw, lfiyvn m ilii Borrosa pa seh. Livor. Ktdaor Troubles, also Lost Mas üh W kn Mg and A ll P riv a ti 1 tigna nun A SURE CANCER CURE R s ta b ri IrsjjM ’ ik ls z C M a s - S s fv C O N S U L T A T IO N PR B B strengthening tonic o f the highest value. If it fails to satisfy w e authorize all dealers to refund the purchase price. H o y t C h e m ic a l C o . Portland, Oregon B U S I N E S S COLLEGE POSTLANtl. OR SOON BEHNKE-WALKER STUDENTS SUCCEED. WHY? They see Trained for business In s business-like wey. Why not small in s reputable school that places all of Its graduates? I. M. WALKER. Pres. W y K C BEND FOR C A T A L O G U E O. A. BOSSERMAN. See. Improve ^ Your Baking ^ B aking P ow d er w ill do it 1 G et a can. T r y It for you r favorite cake. I f { It dpeai’t raise better, m ore evenly, higher, — I f It Isn’t daintier, m ore delicate in flavor, — w e return you r m oney. E verybod y agrees K C has no equaL B A K IN G POWDER Pure, W holesom e, Econom ical HE CURE FO R SC RO FU LA Uksw Ai' AilwMdi Batter?! . b a t m S ro e a b u B a s te s S till. (I t Is quite trpe that, the cowboy o f te-fiay is not * college man, nor one at aU fam iliar with the manners and homeward march may mean. I .hare customs o f polite society, says Out had my men shot down by hostile tribes W est Neither does be -go about bis from ambush with poisoned arrows. I dally, task with a brace o f elx-ehootejrf have seen them die in sgony from the Slung at hla blps and a repeating rlfl* bites o f noxious insects I have-been held in the crook o f h tl arm. Attacked by bands dt Dlnkas, who knew Barbed w ire fences, steam railroads, the value o f ivory as well as I did and police courts snd penitentiaries havs who tried to help themselves to mine.— rendered such appurtenances superflu Everybody's Magazine. ous. And immediately a fter pay day be doee not sweep down upon the nearest town, shoot out the lights and take A g e a e r la ■ » r n l l a g D l i a n W a s part in a gun fight or two. D U m t m H M aajr Y e a r s A g o . F or the |80 or $40 a month which he A t the time o f the discovery o f the receives a strict attention to the duties mosquito’s agency In breeding disease o f his Job Is expected, and In these days It waa not dreamed that fa r more than o f strenuous competition a job la a pre the germ o f the truth bad been reveal cious thing. Th e life ' o f the modern ed many y e a n before, says the New cowboy is as fu ll o f bard and monoton York Sun. The truth was told in 1853 ous w ork as that of an eastern farm in tha obscure columns o f the Facets hand, and there la very little difference Office, published at the port o f Camana, In the intellectual and social standing- Venezuela, and a little later In a brief o f the two. note or tw o that the discoverer wrote Though thousands o f cattle are grac to the Academ y o f Sciences In P a ris ed on the plains o f the Southwest, very few are shipped direct from the range It waa buried In those pages and for to the m arket Th e places o f Individ gotten, and has now been resurrected ual cattle kings have been taken by by the Havana Cronlea Medico and the British Medical Journal. great stock companies which own nu In May, 1853, Louis Daniel Beauper- merous tracts o f range land In various tbuy, a native o f Guadeloupe and parts o f the W e s t A few years ago a dry season In southern Arisons meant the death o f many cattle and very frequently the he had made a microscopic study o f the blood And secretions In every type o f financial ruin o f their owners. T h e old timers still tell stories o f having w alk fever and had discovered that yellow ed fo r Incredible distances on the car fever resulted from the stings o f sev- eral species o f mosquitoes, "T b e mos- casses o f dead steers. But aU that la past— they do things quito plunges its proboscis into the skin differently now. L e t a dry year come and Introduces a poison which baa upon the southwestern ranges and the properties akin to that o f snake venom. cattle are bustled on board a train and I t softens the red Mood corpuscles, transported to the cattle companies' causes their rupture, snd facilitates the ranges In Colorado or Montana o r Da m ixing o f the coloring matter with the kota, where the season la good and the serum.” Beaupertbuy said a good w ord fo r feed abundant No Jong drives o f hundreds o f miles the much-maligned swamp, whose repu In search o f new range as In the old tation as a breeder o f malaria and oth d a y s Simply a day or tw o o f round er fevers was widespread. "Marshes ing up, then a few hours’ drive to the do not communicate to the a ir any nearest shipping point on the railroad. thing more than humidity, and the Then perhaps a day in town fo r the ■mall amount o f hydrogen they give cowboys snd back again to the home off does not cause in man the slight est Indisposition in equatorial and In ranch and the regular grind. Though the cowboy la not a college tertropical regions renowned fo r their graduate he, la by no means an Igno- un health ful ness. N or Is It the putres- rawus. Usually he la Am erican born ~cbni and fa irly w ell read, taking the same active Interest In current topic« and politics that other American citizens do. Aa a general rule he has been raised In the section in which be la employed and is o f youthful appearance. He differs very little from the average American working youth, western dia lect stories to the contrary notwith standing. In a ll cowboy bunkhousee there la a pile o f current magazines, the contents o f which are devoured w ith avidity. And one la not Infrequently treated to the amusing spectacle o f a youthful cowboy becoming so enamored o f the kind o f punchers pictured In modern fiction that he purchases a pair o f ut terly useless six-shooters, commences to walk With a swagger and to imitate ’he dialect o f Bed Saunders. But If marksmanship Is no longer a qualification o f the cowpuncher, horse manship is. The modern cattleman is " F i g h t i n g B e fo r e L a d ls s ." aa proud o f his hbUlty to ride anything T h e Hon. Thomas Sharkey, refereeing on four legs aa waa ever broncho buster a lightw eight bout at the Englewood o f bygone days, and this Is the first fact carnival, rebuked a too energetic pugi impressed upon s ten derfoot list. “ Remember,” he said, severely, “ you are fighting before ladies.” Th e refining Influence o f women upon Do you wash? I t to a well-known all conflicts, from polo to politics,' is a medical fa ct that scrubbing the face pleasant theory'. A greater man than and hands w ith chemical detergents is Sharkey once disputed i t Tellin g how absolutely ruinouB to the delicate outer the w ife o f an opponent had been ad fabric o f the skin. You would not pour mitted to a famous ring aide, he said; a can o f petrol on the side o f an aero Refinin' Influence o f woman, huh ! I ’d plane to make it go, would you? W'hy. got him good an’ licked w hen she sings then, attempt to open the pores o f the out ’G ive it to him 1’ an’ In lesa’n a min cuticle and keep them working by tbe ute he’d spiked me in the shin.” external application o f saponaceous Women watched the fiercest jousts oi tablets and other Inferior frauds o f hrlmeted knights in the days o f chival tbe kind? Beware o f these as you ry, when broken necks were not uncom would o f a poison. W ater la equally dangerous. W hy is mon. They witnessed the combats o f gladiators, as they still do the bull It that you meet so many people ev ery day in the street with gray smut- tight« In Spain and Mexico. They Joy stalned fiacre and toll-begrlmed hands? In the hot fights o f the football field, a Simply because they abrade and de more prolific source o f Injury than the stroy the elegant envelope with which prize ring. Women are the cause o f natuye has provided their bodies. In most private warfare, as land is the stead o f treating It rationally from cause o f most national w arfare.— New within. T h e only w ay to be clean is York W orld. to swallow soapolds, with their wonder ful Internal operation on tbe fibers and nerve tissues. H ow ever dusty or grit-1 ty you may be, one does o f soapolds w ill set you right. Th e pores w ill spring open and shed off the unnatural accretion o f foreign substances as a snake sloughs Its skin. Think, too, o f the time and money you w ill save. No more tedious ablu tions snd ruinous w ater rates. You can sw allow your soapold as you walk to the office and be as bright as a new pin. Our final w ord Is If you have been washing, stop I t ; I f you Irnve not, don’t begin. Spare your cplrdertnla, and sw allow soapolds. T r y nature’s w ay and be clean.— Punch S tee l fro m th e pale, waxy complexions, leral poor health, are the , — -------------------— ---------------- The disease being deeply intrenched in the blood often attacks the bones, resulting in W hite Swelling, or hip disease, and the scrofulous and tubercular matter so thoroughly destroys the healthful properties of the blood that Scrofula sometimes terminates in consumption, an incurable disease. The entire circulation being contaminated, the only way to cure the trouble ia to thoroughly rity the blood and restore the circulation to a strong, healthy state. S. S. ia the very best treatment for Scrofula; it renovates the entire blood supply and drives out the scrofulous and tubercular deposits. S. S. S. is the greatest of all blood purifiers, and it not only goes right down.to the very bottom of the trouble and removes the cause, but it supplies the weak, diseased blood with the healthful properties it is in need of, and in this way builds up weak, frail, scrofulous persona and makes them strong and healthy. S. S. S. ia a gentle, safe, vegetable preparation and is suited for persons of any *ge. Book on the blood containing information about Scrofula and any medical advice free. TH U fiw n r r .«n n m n n r/ i s t t a w t a a in r A s • S a fe ty T a le s . “ Scorchley doesn’t have any mere el those terrible epileptic fits be used to have, does he?" " N o ; wheuever he feels one of them coining on be goes and takes a spin in his automobile. O s* B eaaoa. Bella— W hat do they want to dis cover the north pole for? Stella— W bat for? Why, fo r the take o f getting some picture postcards from there, o f course.— Pick-Me-Up. The cleanest.— v lig h te st.-a n d i most comfortable Mothers win And Mrs. Winslow"• Boothia« Byrup the best remedv to use lot their cbLkliu Burin« the teething period. at the sam e time J ■ t m C h ssge. “ You spent s month at the seaside. Did It psyT’ “ I can’ t ssy it paid, but I cams out exactly even.” “ How?" “ Paid out $00, bat gained twelve pounds. Same thing, you know.” Nww Y o r k SLICKER; end because it w ears longest >3QP DretTwhere J ew s. The Jewish community o f New York to now the largest In history or tra dition. It represents 10 per cent o f the entire Jewish population o f the world. CRESCENT EGG-PHOSPHATE B AK IN G P O W D E R A * A m odern h a v e n e r at C lr r a la r A a b l t l o a . a m oderate price; is 30 , --* 3 « Slocum— Curious fad that Boxley, the baseball pitcher, haa taken up, isn’t it? H e's building in airship. ~ Gofast— N o; it’s perfectly natural. He thinks he can make one that will de scribe a shorter curve than anybody rise’s machine.” per cent, m ore efficient than " T r u s t ” or C rea m - B T C T gT y k Cares White Yom Walk. o f - T a r t a r products and gp absolutely free from the R -*sj»8 health-racking R och elle Salts residue in v a ria b ly accom pan yin g their use. Allen's Foot-Ease ia a certain cure for hot, sweating, callus,and swollen, aching feet. Bold bjr all Druggists. Price 25o. Don’t accept any substitute. Trial package FREE. Address AllenB. Olmsted, Le Roy, S7Y. W h ew th e W in d B lo w s R ig h t . Stranger— How far ia it to the stock- yards? Native— Right here. Can’t you tell by your nose? Stranger— N o; been smelling Just like this ever since I came in sight o f the town:— Chicago Tribune. Catarrh Cure. — F. J. CHKNEY A CO., Toledo, O We, the undersigned, have ks nvn F. J. Cheney for the last IS years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all buUnesa transactions and financially able to carry out any obliga tion made bv hi, firm. WALDING, RINNAN A MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,O H lD k Catarrah Cura Is sken internally, act ing directly upon tha blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Testtmonlalr sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Bold by all Druggists Take Hall's Family Pills lor Constipation. C a e l* A lie n . Ia r o w mouth l i a i l w in any way to the a l e w l F ix e «. “ I want to tell you, old man,” said K rotdiett, “ bow thoroughly ashamed 1 am o f the temper I displayed last T h s I v o r ? H a u le r . n igh t Your w ife and slater must have F irst catch your Ivory, then get It thought me crazy.” home— I f yon can. A man’s troubles “ N o ; they didn’t ” replied Brightly, have barely begun when the tusks o f “ I fixed that all r ig h t ” th e fallen monatera are chopped o u t “ A h ; ao good o f you, old man.” wrapped In sacking and taken back to “ Y're; I told them you were drunk.” camp. Each weighs 50 or even 100 — Philadelphia Press. pounds. I have seen specimens that are on record aa tipping the scales at R etore a girl marries, she prays that 260 pounds Suppose I have got to she may make him a good wi f e; after gether $100,000 worth o f fine Ivory. I she marries, she aaka the Lord lo make am perhaps a thousand miles from any him a better husband. where w ith this load o f 50.000 or 80,000 pounds. Th ere are no ra ilro a d « no Young blood la p ow erfu l; but It can wheeled vehicles, even no draft anim als be too young. If “ X ace the government ia going Into the ao. ro need to wear a wnM.lr. aanaable partial plate airship business," Mid Uncle Allen or ili-tttia*. ordinary bridea work. The Ur. Wlee Sparks. “ Sooner or later the airship will get into politics, and then we’ll have ma chine politicians and flying machine poli- i r p l i d i c t«*eth in the ir onth -toeth ia fact. te*th l i np pee m ace. teeth to chew jo u r food apon. m yon ♦icians.” did upon veror natural one*. Our force is w organ ized we can do your en tire crown, bridge or pint« work in a day i f nooewwary. Positively psi^lsas en> l 7 «m e trr. TTie smoker who sat directly opposite had put his foot on the edge of the seat occupied by the professor. It was encased in one of those easy going, hygienic shoes that look like a can vas covered ham. “ My friend,’’ said the professor, eying it disapprovingly, “ oblige me by removing that thing from my seat. It ’s bad form.” O re. T w o Australian Inveutora have found a new procees for the continuous treat ment o f Iron ore, which Is to be exploit ed throughout the world. It is a pro cess fo r directly converting tbe ore Into mnlleable Iron or steel, and to said to effect a saving o f 25 per cen t A fter the ore la concentrated It Is passed through a revolving cylinder and brought Into contact with the deoxidiz ing gaa; thence It falls into a bottle of molten Iron and Is converted Into steel or malleable Iron, the whole pro cess being automatic. AU Swollen .glands about the neck, .weak The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa ture o f Chas. H . Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision for over 3 0 years. A llow no ono to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good ” are but Experiments, and endanger the health o f Children—Experience against Experiment- What is CASTOR IA Oastoria is a harmless substitute fo r Castor Oil, P a re goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. I t is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Karootio substance. Its age is its-guarantee. It destroys Worm s and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and W in d Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. T he Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. B e a n the Signature of In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
