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For the
Children
The Evolution of
Household Remedies,
cwdftv scrofula sores, «alt rheum Or eczema;
adapts iteaU equally v eil to, and also cures, dys­
pepsia and all stomach troubles; cups rheu­
matism and catarrh; cures nervous troubles,
debility and that, tired feeling.
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•tattoo chemist. Below le given s typi­
st! letter oi inquiry act this «abject,
sod following it ic the reply given by
the Station chemiot. v
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Wetotr, Ids., Feb. S f, 1908.
X would like to know the Ingredient
end piooace of making Portland cement.
Is the body > of eley or soapstone? I
think I have the row materia). Pleat*
answer and oblige.— A. W.
A groat deni of time and labor have
hem spent by various chemists fat in­
vestigating the composition and prop-
trsa &
, • f f S a t o b f - ^ s i m w I w ^ w i e r B s ^ l e t o e fas Ub-
lst fata. Hood s pMsapanlla Is now-put np in ehoeo-
g
g
t e H
s g
f c ’B
y
enrattvs properties M the liquid form, beetle* eeeu- yl“». «
rmer ot dose, eoarenlenrs. economy.—no lost hr vrsp-
«nufen. break see. or leaks««. Drunlsts or promptly . pp.tiu
Iklftlsc tbs Keen—eihlMty.
Exbaostsd by the labor of carryin« tbs
furniture oat of tbs 'building, the ■ «"
wboee dwelling was ablase from cellar to
garret mechanically rolled a cigaroot and
tamed to ose of the Bremen.
“ Hare you got a match F he panted.
“A match F growled the Bremen. " I f
yon want to light that thing go and tench
it t* year house !"
To succeed these days you
must hove plenty of grit, cour­
age, strength. How is it with
the children? Are they thin,
pale, delicate ? Do not forget
A yer’« Sarsaparilla. You
know it make« the blood pure
and rich, and builds up the
general health in every way.
s a t« ::! sn r^ r^ st
Ms«. A slnaBteh H »«r «Ires s eo«<ad ! —« ■ «,
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Teacher—Mrs. Clabber, year little
"Not a cant," replied the rich aun
Clarence frequently cornea ta achoal with coldly; "money la not good for the
hid face unwashed.
poor."
Mrs. Qlabberr— Wta¿ goad graeioas,
“ WeH,’' responded Iba applicant,
Miro Lipsiana, what da yoa heap a school
Janitor fori—Chicago Tri bona. . A- r , "faut pretend that yen have a grudge
against ate."— Philadelphia Ledger.
breath. m s itell l te te l). Correct oil
«2 ?
it up, improve it in many
facturo it on n targe souls
The business agent stock hia head ta-
slds the shop door. A solitary maa was
at wash.
"What are yoa dalag here?" ha de­
mandad. "Don’t yoa know this ia a holi­
day?"
"Nat for aro." answered the solitary
maa, without looking np from hia wash.
“ I’m the boas."
*"*F * i ' ,r t
SAVE THE CARTON TOPS
*20 M u iT T e ain B orax "
“The newspapers,” said the orato»
VALUABLE
solemnly, "do not toil the truth."
"Perhaps not.” amavrared the editor
regretfully. "W e do oar best ; hat, you
know, there la nothing mors difficult
than to toll the truth in a way that
won’t pot It np to aomo on# to chal­
lenge your
veracity.”—Washington1
Star.f> „■
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,
PREMIUMS FREE
old-tima remedies. It v u urod by the
If «moni tea, of Ptnngylvsnin, botes it
wss offered to ths publie for role. Dr.
Hartman, THH ORIGINAL 00K-
P0U1DXE OF PZBUJTA, is of Ken-
M a r o la « th e T l « e e .
nonit* origin, tin t, ht proscribed it I
Oa the overthrow o f the monarchy
for his neighbor» and hia patienta
o f Lóela Philippe a Sunday crowd via-
Ths role of It ineraarod, and at faut he ltad the Jardín dea Plantan and wgs
A
Customer (at dairy loach counter)
Ion have to pay oat a good daal of mea
for the ginger you use, do you not?
Proprietor—Ginger? Why, no; gl
gar’s cheap.
asaro of It to yoar waiters?
«Ml
C h arity.
■manad to find the line specimen of the
Bengal tiger still bearing the label of
"Lo Tigra Boyal."
Nothing would
rorro the furious crowd but that at
once on the spot the authorities should
change the name to "Le Tigre Nation­
al," and they did.—London Academy.
.
Tee#—And what do you think? Mr.
Ooodbart hadn't been alone with me
for flvo minutes before he offered to
ktoa me.
,
Jeaa—Too, that’s one thing about
Jack Oooqhart; he's Jnet as soft-heart­
ed and cturitable as ha can ha.—Phil­
adelphia Press.
CURES
Qlpflg ggg| Iflnatrartaa.
rUbberty—‘‘When l begin to eaapect
that I'm working too hard at my huainero
I go and eonealt my doctor. If ha says
I’ m all right I go back ta work."
Jlbblt—“There’s nothing original in
that idea. Whenever I get aneaay about
myself I apply for another- thousand or
two of Ufa Insure ace. If I para the ex­
amination I knew I’m O. E ."
▼olee (ovqr the telephony)— ^
“ Profes­
sor, I am getting np a spacial article for
roe of the illustrated weekly papa*« on
The Value of the Comparatively Unim­
portant.’ Please tall me, for Ínstense, one
of your methods of saving yoar odds and
suda of Uaa, by which you aro enabled to
do w orach work without haring ta
hurry.”
The Professor—"Always omitting the
‘good-by’ whan using the telephone."
(Hangs up receiver.)
msauirotured by F. 7 . Choosy A C*.. Toledo
**A am *" eaM ths philosophical board-
•r, “ ia like a geld mine. Tea never know
what’s in hia until you hags run drifts
through hia, ae It wars, and axplorad hia
ia all his lavals."
“That’s why I tabs mighty littls stock
o BOO," remarked the psasialstic board-
UTELV
B s stla g B w t, W o fU a g.
It has been proved that no fewer
than 82.000 hesgara are at present mak­
ing fat better living in Vienna than or­
dinary workmen. One notorious.family
of prof « a tonal beggars recently gave
a grand tatU and a concert at a local
tm Only Orna
i
“ Brom o Quinina ”
to
basin and on Yuba river, Oaobe creek,
Salinas river, Ban Joaquin river, Kings
river. Les Angeles river, Sweetwater
river and San Jacinto river. It de­
scribee the methods and means by
which water to diverted from these
streams and used for Irrigation and the
indefinite and
live appropriationa
of tratar and tira resulting litigation,
and disonases thè evito resulting tuga
abaenoe of stato control of straorza.
Balletto No. 106.— Iriigstion in thè
United States. Testimony of Klwood
Mead, irrigstion export in «barge, he­
lor* thè United Stato* Industriai ooin­
ni iasion, Jane 11 and 1S, 1901. Pp.
47, pia. 1*. firn 1. P rie» 16 canta. The
rtatoment mède before thè Industriai
oommission dento chiefly with thè legai
•tatas of irrigstion, touch ing oc stato
oontrol, nsMonal sid to irrigstion, and
thè disposai of thè publio groaing landa.
Ths neoeeeity and possibllity of atoiege
are sho dismissed.
Bulletin No. 133.— Report of Irriga­
tion Investigations for 1908, under the
di nation of Elwood Mead, chief of irri­
gation investigation, office of experi­
ment stations. Pp. 888, pis. 18, flga.
18. Prtoe 86 cents.
This bulletin
gives the reenlt of the fourth aeaaon’s
investigation* of the problems of irri­
gation, the reralta obtained in similar
investigations to previous yean being
reported in Balletlna 88, 104 and 119,
of this office noted above.
T f case o f Rheumatism fang its origiq and its development in th e
It is not a disease which is contracted lik e a cold, bat it ia in the
id system before a pain ia felt, and the changes in the weather og
spell o f indigestion, bowel disturbance,
etc., are m erely the excitin g causes i producing the pains and aches, which
are thé natural symptoms o f. the disease.
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Rheumatism ia caused by an
excess of uric acid and É||
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H H H J g H poisons
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other |
corrosive,
irritatin
in the blood, which
are carried through the circulation to every p a ît o f the system, t. E very
muscle, nerve, membrane, tisane and
with
W join
BB B t becomes
M H M H saturated
K __ these
acrid, irritatin g imj rities, or coated with fine, insolable caustic matter,
and the sharp, pierci [ pains or the d oll, constant aches are felt w ith every
physical movement. When the blood is filled w ith uric acid poison, pernro-
neat relief cannot be expected from liniments,
treatment. Such measures g iv e tem porary relk
Rheumatism and bring about a
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complete cure, the uric arid and
other inflammatory matter most be
expelled, and this cannot be done
with external treatment. S. S. S.
cures Rheumatism because it is a
perfect and entirely vegetable Mood
purifier.
It goes down into the
The “pioneer American Democrat" circulation, neutralizes the acids,
waa the Bev. Thomas Hooker of Con­ and dissolves the irritatin g depos­
necticut, who, In a sermon In Hartford its which are pressing on the sensi -
In the year 1633, said, “The founda­ tive nerves and tisanes and produc-
tion nr all authority la firstly laid In in g pain, enriches the weak, sour bothsrod w ta it for tw yam, aC sad ro. A
and removes ------
every
atom o f loe**
A A A I tod
the free consent o f the people." There, t blood,
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so. Aftsr tttdag two bstSa I asttosd ths saro-
in embryo, were the Revolution and im purity from the circulation,
; «a*
the great republic. In the “ Bunda- | instead o f being a weak, sour I w T * . I T
mental Orders of Connecticut," Inspired stream, distributing uric arid to the soeros* and iaiUnu—tiro j r o I isr w ral
different parts o f the system, the A A A to an Khmmmae suflwna. _ _ _ _
by Hooker and adopted at Hartford la
blood
is strong and healthy and
gat A thsaobriar St,
Mt. Vsnan. ow«.
1688, we have the first written consti­
therefore
able
to
supply
every
mus-
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tution known to history that created
cle, nerve, bone and tissue with nourishment and strength. Then the inflam­
a government And that government
mation and sw elling subside, the pains and aches cease, and not only is
was as near a perfect democracy as
Rheumatism permanently cured, but under the fine tonic effects o f S. S. S.
the world has ever seen.—New York the entire general health is benefitted and built up. In all forms of Rheuma­
American.
tism, whether acute or chronic, S. S. S. w ill be found a safe and reliable treat­
ment. Special book on Rheumatism and any medical advice you desire w ill
n ills s a fr o « .
THE SW IFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
"Mister,” whined the small urchin, be ftupished free.
as he shivered from bead to foot, “It
la so bitter cold. C-can’t yer spare me
a nickel F
"Yea, my boy,” replied the benevo­
lent old gentleman as he opened hia
parse and fished out the coin.
’Thanks, mister.”
"And now I suppose yon are going
to buy fuel with ltF
“ Nope! An ice-cream soda."
G e n e ra l
d e m a n d
o f the Well-informed of the World has
Always been for a simple, pleasant
knd efficient liquid laxative remedy of
known valae; a laxative which phyal-
olans could sanction for family use
because Its component -parts are
known to them to be wholesome and
truly beneficial la effect, acceptable
to the system and gentle, yet prompt,
fat action.
In supplying that demand with Its
excellent combination of Syrup of
Figs and E lixir of Senna, the Cali­
fornia F ig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and relies oa the merits
of the laxative for Its remarkable
IN PORTLAND
DOINI WORK FOR
THE REST PEOPLE
m r .tlD t k n y**r M yraasSy sad tksrM ffcly,
«k ite
tette « i 1 ■ p ro ,,! te y ttd te c f1| te «.
A tetew testk tkat te mt «a t e i n a k. l|Ud tad
creased as Usi h te m d t e pa t e é » * Htedrat.
kéfkrel grads sTtfelS.
lu a lH t a fo a U
ero k m T . » . Wtes at ■
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O er teres te se « t a
roar «itéra Croara, B
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La xa tivo B ro m o Quinina
.Always
o flr ri
RHEUMATISM
the eggs without separating, add the
sugar, water, floor and hiking powder
sifted together, and flavoring. Bake
to muffin p a i» or cups In quita oven.
New York has 67,000,000,000 gallons
o f water stored away to Its-mountain
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES