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CASTORIA
F o r I n f a n t a a n d C h ild r e n .
The Kind You Have
Always Bough!
A LC O H O L 3 PE R CENT.
A i t a t e Preparation 6rAs
I n f a n t s .'CiiiLDhiN
Bears the
Signature
of
S asastty • « R a r r a * .
A csss o f remarkable sagacity I
ip V
Omm’m Horn lo » 4 > a Warning
»* • ■ * • » • » « LUrfc«mlm* tm pair o f ravena to related la the 1’ H fl.
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Him Paria Workshop.
T w o collie dogs w ere hunting rabbits
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Thm man w h a | Th * » « p h « lt floor la covered with « snd the m veils were soaring overhead.
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t o n * * o f robber. Th e walla and cell- A s the dogs drove the rabbit oot Into
the open near the top e f a bill It ran
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_. i, inent» lie in each corner o f the room. straight Into a trap and was caught. I
As the dogs came near the ravens came
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And
• l*001"».*“ ? « * w riter in L e Ilclue, la a down and by loud croaking managed ,
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table with a tranamlttlnc key upon It to drive away both. They then started
When truth goea and a large wooden lever, also used In to devqur the rabbit, which they quick
W v a I*
*nto hattle 11 al" tolnanilttlng. Marconi la oq the plat- ly dispatched!
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w ays fights In the ( Conn, bis hand grasping the lever.
front rank.
I “ Mow,” be says, ‘ ‘be careful. When
Th e word “ bumper,” meaning a
Th e yoke o f Christ w ill not At a I
to the electrician 80,000 volts
drinking
vessel, derived Its origin from
stiff neck
w ill enter the room. Stand behind me
the Homan Catholic religion.
Th e faith that moves mountains b * * * * to™ h ? * * * * . * ° ^
I t was the custom In England In an­
gins on mole b ill«.
col]* becau* > th® corrent w ll) Qot
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W «lt fo r yon to touch them ; It w ill cient times to drink the health o f the
A whole menagerie o f sin can hide ^
QUt QpoD y(HL„
Pope after dinner In a fu ll glass o f
behind one donbt
Th e signal given, a lever Is pulled wine. T h is was called “ an bon pere,”
Th is w orld Is too small to show Just and a dull noise Is heard. The needle from which w e have the contraction
“ bumper.”
—
how big a good man to.
[ W M F w^oeml.« T * P",“or“ nu“a * ’*rt
D oing w ill not take us to heaven, but
not doing may keep us o u t
O T N a r c o t ic .
Lack la
T h e biggest o f all cowards Is the on«
who Is a fra id to do rig h t
I t Is the man w ho believes some­
thing who does something.
A preacher w ith a w arm heart w ill
not long have a cold church. '
A t b fiio n th s o ld
D o s e '» - J j C t N i s
L o n g e v ity .
“ My BUte,” said the Virginian, “ is the
mother o f Presidents.”
“ Yes.” asid the Ohio man. “ but the
old lady haa outlived her boys half a
century or more."
T a n e« mt «h e T t M y B ear.
When it sita up on Its haunches, In a
pose for {etching flies;
When it ogles you. my children, with Its
wicked little eyes ;
Whoa it reaches out caressingly, Its fore-
pa we la the air-----
That to the time of peril, dear!
N«
truce with the Teddy Bear I
Patient— Then you think I ought to
take a vacation, eh?
Physician— Certainly n dt
D idn't I
Just tell you not to overexert yourself?
Drama used In Hindoo religious pro­
cessions are called doles. Th ey are
made o f baked earth, and sometimes
a yard long, and twice as large at the
center as at either end. K ettle drums
are thin copper basins o r bowls, cov­
ered with parchment or calf-akin,
which to held In place by an toon hoop.
“ Y e a “ answered Miss Cayenne, "and
some o f It seems at present to be quite
gossipy snd scandalous in Its remarks.”
— Wàshington Star.
There Is no pew In any church that
the devil has not sometimes occupied.
Job hever made money any faster
than be did w hile be wav down In the other w ith a rod. Each spark repce-
ssnts an impulsion which la communl-
W henever the good seed o f truth to rated from the battery, to the rod, and
wn, the L ord w ill see to It that some from this rod, the electrician seta in
mutton the vibrations o f the ether call-
ad Hertzian w ave«.
These waves expand In space in ev-
ery direction a t a speed o f 800,000 kilo-
plenty o f hlrwj, help.
meters a second; that Is to say, «even
C all the devil by his right name, and
times the circumference o f the earth.
there are men In every crowd who w ill
They are independent o f wind and tern-
take It as a personal affron t
permture and glide above the surface
ofLtbe earth- an d aea, striking o n their
w a y the wireless stations that lie fa r
A O u se W h s r s A t t « s » t « 4
F w w lak - beyond the horizon.
■ s s t P e e v e d a H e y e le s s P u l l e r s .
A t each blinding flash that accompa­
‘ O rdinary punishments answered very nies the movement o f the key a noise
w ell fo r Busy. She was a thinker and like the report o f a rifle la heard. I t la
would reason out the purpose o f them, an awe inspiring spectacle, the inventor
apply the lessen and achieve the re­ calmly standing there pressing the
form required. But It was much lees key amid the lightning-and the thun­
easy to devise punishments that would der. The operator la obliged to stuff
reform Clara. T h is was because she his ears w ith wool. I t appears, how­
w as s philosopher who was always ever, tbst recently Marconi haa found
turning her attention to finding some­ means o f doing aw ay w ith the noise al­
thing good and satisfactory and enter* most completely.
tatnlng In everything that came her
way. Consequently It was sometimes
pretty discouraging to the troubled
mother to find that after a ll her pains
WIT OT THE YOUNGSTERS.
and thought In Inventing what ahe
meant to be a severe and reform com­
pelling punishment the child had en­
tire ly missed the severities through her
Teacher— Now, Harold, can you tell
n ative disposition to get Interest and
m
e
what w a ter to? Small Harold—
pleasure out o f them as novelties. The
mother. In her anxiety to find a pen­ Yea, ma’am. It 's mud w ith the dirt
a lty that would take sharp hold and
do its w ork effectively, at last resorted,
about Little Red Biding Mood an* the w ith a sore heart and w ith a reproach-
wolf, ds you? <
fUl conscience to that punishment
• A great irrigation project inrotvthg an
K itty— Course I do.
which the Incorrigible criminal In the
expenditure of about $23,000,000 haa bean
Dicky— Well, If you’ll Jlst write to
authorised by the Secretory of State far
penitentiary dreads above all the other
PrWdent Roosevelt an' ask him about It
punitive miseries which the warden In­
bell tell you It's a fake.
flicts upon him fo r his good— solitary
confinement In the dark chamber. The
grieved and w orried mother shut Clara
up In a very small clothes closet and
went aw ay and le ft her there— fo r fif­
teen minutes.
I t was all that the
mother heart could endure. Then ahe
came softly back and listened— listened
fo r the sobs, but there weren’t an y;
there w ere muffled and Inarticulate
sounds, but'they could not be construed
Into soba Th e mother w aited h alf an
,hour longer! B y that time she was
is n e t pare end suffering so Intensely w ith sorrow and
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sefat book on sores and ulcers and any other
make no charge for the book hr advice.
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e lk * o f Ufa than s a g other make, to b-eease o ftb e flr
I atyle, ensy-tlttlng, and espertar w e e i n g ftm llttee.
ctlon at the leather# and other m a terial, fora a th p art
in*, and erery d etail o f the m aking to looked a fte r by
l com plete organisation o f »aperto tendent «, foremen and
hnem aker., who r e w ir e the highest w aget paid In the
ittitry, and wheas Workmanship cannot be excelled.
W E PAY
On rovings deposits of s dollar
or more,
compounded tw ice
every year. I t to lust as easy
to operop Savings Account w ith
us by H a d as if you lived n ext
door. Bend lor our free book­
let, "B an king by M ail,” and
Warn lu ll particulars. Address
S m a ll H i a k t n ,
” 1 hear,” aald H I Tragedy, “ that
w hile you were playing In one o f the
country towns a Are broke out In the
theater.”
“ Yea,” replied L o w Comedy, “ and
there m ight have been a horrible panic
but fo r one thing.”
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“ W hat was that?”
“ Th ere weren’ t enough people In the
bouse to create one.”
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n Trust &
Savings
Portland, Oregon
Sixth and W a sh in gton Sto.
liotben will Sad
Jr™?^habc«trvw«
ttnn*
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b. d any beaux i
lrl „ -
gbe wma
ia s hioned.”
-,And tbe mei
either.”
~xo, she’s too
, ^ iptii» Ledger,
“ Don’t yon think s man ought
his wife all about his busioem a fla t
“ I should say not. A friend >oi
who was about to start on s JourtM
rowed $50 from a rich old nncle^m
told his wife of it. ' He was V M l
sea. crushed in a railway roHM
something of that sort, and when oJ
collected bis life insurance, of coon
fait bound to pay bach that loam*-
W ily
W ssu s.
“ Women are such convenient liars,"
declared Mr. Jefferson Judd. “ When
the Wigginses w ere here to dinner you
kept saying Mrs. W iggins didn’t eat
enough to keep a bird a liv e You know
that wasn’t so.”
“ W ell,” retorted Mrs. Judd. “ Tbere’i
different kinds o f birds.
You may
have had a canary In your mind while
I w as referring to an ostrich.” — Kan­
sas City Times.
to the wheels,
No other lubri-
V l V cant ever made
l i f
wears so Ionic
and saves so much
horse power. Next time
(flu
H is
B u r
Jeh.
“ Isn't this a wearisome sort o f occu­
pation?” asked the customer. “ You have
to remember so much, and answer so
many questions.”
“ Not at all, madam,” answered the
book store salesman. “ A ll I have to
remember is the titles, names o f authors,
and prices.”
L ittle D ot (re a d in g )— Tom m y, what
“ You aell a great many of the popular
to the missing link? Small Tom m y— novels, don’t you?”
“ Yea, ma'am, but I don’t bars to road
It 's papa’s cuff button when It rolla un­
them.”.
der the drees or.
t r y M ic a A x i s G rkasb .
S ta n d a rd
Co.
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H e R i g h t t o C o s s p la lo .
L ittle Bobby (w ith p e p e r)— W hat’s
FO R P R I N T I N G
“ See h ere!” cried the Irate man. “ I
an autocrat, Margie? L ittle Margie—
HICKS-CHATTEN
An autocrat Is a person who— who— purpose to sue you. Look s t my bead 1
You professed to rare----- ”
owns an autocar.
“ W a lt •
minute,” Interrupted (he
Friend ( teasing! y ) — Oh, your cat
m
aker
o
f
Fakeiey’s
Balsam ; “ w e ad­
hasn't each nice long whiskers as my
vertise
merely
that
we cure partial
cat haa. Johnnie (In d ign a n tly)— Pooh,
balduero and not------”
that's n oth in'; my cat’s got fleaa
“ W ell, I was only partially bald when
Kilgar-— Does your mother ever give I started using your stu ff; now I
* MUNG YOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US
you anything when you are reel good?
Bel ere Goins ttoewbere.
haven’t a h a ir !"
DR. B. C. WRIGHT.
Jlnnnle—N o ; but you bet ahe gives It
“ W ell, then you’ re cured o f your par­ 3 4 2 !« WneWnctonSt.
P e r d e * « O regee
to me good and proper when I a in 't
tial baldness, aren’t you?”
Sunday School Teacher— W hat does
this verse mean where It says: “ And
A lie n '. Foot-Ease. A pow der. I t m akes tig h t
the lot fell upon Jonah?” B right Boy o r n ew shoe* feel easy. I t i t a certa in cure (or
PORTLAND. OREGON
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e ttin g , callous a n d h ot, tired , a c h in g leet.
— I guess It means the whole gang 8old
A G irl*' School o f th « h igh est elans. C o lle gi­
by a ll D ru ggist*. P ric e 25c. T r ia l pack­
Jumped on him.
age m a iled F R E K A ddress A lle n & Olm sted, ate departm ent. Muafc. A rt. E locution. U r »
naalum. F a ll term opens Septem ber 14.
“ Now, Johnny," aald the Sunday
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school teacher, “ what do w e learn from
the story o f Samson?” “ T h a t It doesn't
I t Is a strange fact that the word
pay t o let a woman rat s fellow 's “ dunce,” meaning a stupid
person,
hair,” replied Johnny, whose mother comes from the name o f one o f the
bad recently treated him to an unsat­ most eminent scholars o f his time.
isfactory h aircu t
Duns Scotua.
In the Reform ation the works o f the
Young Man (In p a rlo r)— W illie, do
TENTH A N D MORRISON STREETS
you think your sister cares anything schoolmen fell Into disfavor with the
fo r me? Small WUlli
I don’t know, reformers, and Duns, who waa the
N a t iA M O . o a t a o N
but I'm betting her other fello w w ill leader o f the schoolmen, was often
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win. Young Man— W hy 1o you think ■pokeu o f with acorn by the votaries
Quality to our sooth». W e educate fo r a n a s
so?
Small W illie— Because mamma o f the new learning. A s time went by
makes me keep out o f the parlor when the name o f Duns became a byword for end m od each student to a position s hea com ­
utter stupidity.
petent— many more calls fa r help than w e earn
he calls.
pAlHL ESrSQEHTlSTRY
ST. HELEN’S HALL
A p p r o p r ia te .
taints. It g t to down to the very bottom of
the trouble and forces out every trace o f im-
purity and makes a complete and lasting
cure. S. S. S. change* the quality o f t h *
Mood so that Instead of feeding the die— ed
Banking byMail
C an te r.
Boretn— Hello, old m an ! W hat’s the
"Hero, clerk !
I'm In s hurry.
I
m atter?- You look disgusted.
want a book fo r my husband. I t ’s his
Cutting— Yes, I feel that way.
blrtbdsy. And I want It fo r a present.
Borom— Why, w hat have you run up
Show me what you have and be quick
against now? „
about t t ! Nothing tort expensive, (hind
Cutting— You. I didn't see you soon
you, and I don't want anything too
enough to escape.— Philadelphia Preen
rthenp, either, do you hear? H e’s a
mild nronnered man, and not fond o f
«port., no don’t show me anything In
that Itna* F o r goodness sake, don’t o f­
fe r pie any o f these trashy novels, and
o f the school! no matter how much you try to per-
toacber. There w as a teacher, teach-1 m ade me I w on't take anything In the
tng In * very p oof' neighborhood, who j w ay o f history or biography. Gome,
received dally g ifts o f flow ers from now, I’m In a dreadful hurry, and I'v e
one o f her pup I la, a ragged little boy. already wasted too much time here. O f
T h e flowers w ere o f s l l ' sorts, some­ course you don’ t know my husband, but
times costly hot house blooms, some­ frotn all I ’vs said can’t you suggest
,
N early every one likes a fine
times simple,
old-fashioned garden something appropriate?”
“ Yes, ma'am. Here Is a little volume
flo w ers
As a rate, they w ere some­
hair dressing. Something to
w hat faded. One day the boy brought entitled, *How to Manage a Talkin g
make the hair more manage­
the teacher a great bouquet o f mauve M achine."’— Cleveland Plain Dealer.
able; to keep it from being
orch ids T o be sure they w ere much
J a lla a C a esa r.
Wilted, but none the lees It could be
too rough» or from splitting
The consensus o f learned opinion la
seen that they had once coat a great
at the enda. Something, too,
d ea f o f money. T h e puzzled teacher, to the effect that history’s all around
that w ill feed the hair at the
greatest man waa Julius Caesar, the
as she took them, s a id :
same time, • regular hair-food.
“ 'Jimmy, where-do you get a ll these originator o f Roman-Imperialism. Cae­
flow ers that you give me? You don't sar v*aa gnmt as s general and great
Well-fed hair will bestrong,and
■s a w riter and speaker, but greater
■teal them, I hope T
will remain where It belongs—
" ’Oh, no, ma’ am,' the youngster an­ as a statesman. Could be bare been
on the head, not on the combi
swered! ‘Father's an ash p a n .' ”
<. spared the assassin's dagger and been
The best kind of a testimonial —
permitted to live ten years longer be
" S o ld tor o ver s ix ty years.”
might have set civilisation ahead a full
» by J. O. A y e r Oe.. Luw ett.ll
thousand years.— New York American.
It's a fortunate thing that babies
can’t say what tbqy think o f the baby
talk woman hand them.
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