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if; ~ T " fa « \ . lA i . ; . ; ; / • ,S . -“V (■"/ • ■ v ç v r * w . ip " '- r ' ■ 4 if Aw ¡rtf ' /«SjSfv* r. Is Pc-ru-na Useful! >» for Catarrh? n , .’..' í L- . V w * r î^ '" " 'v • ■ • -t S ** i • • • c— i'? f-~ I *’*’• V ’’ Y w f w ' J * S M M M t h * o f OB A c t o r . , After tho Wlf So. wTsw r u o m v n fobqet THXTB TEO ü BLES; lnad giddy l if e n ' actor without fund managed la w ay to get a aecond-cfass ticket line o f steamers running between I T b e voy- Should a list of tho ingredients o f To*; *¡**5*^ aDd * “ yr» " rlY : consomed n o * bo submitted to any msdiml #*• f?® 5**?®** 1K v" days and in 1 port, o f whatever ochool or nationality, view ^ o tter da: f the ,mrt fact of that * ,r,H his i finance« were ho would bo obliged to admit without at low ebb be solved tho question In rooer*' that each one o f them #ao o f un this w ay * ' | doubted value in chronic catarrhal die* The first day out be slept all day to eases, and had otood tho test o f many keep from eating, and remained up all . years’ experience in the treatment ol p lg b t t o keep from sleeping. T b e sec» such diseases. THESE CAE BE EO ond day "he took physical culture exer DISPUTE ABOUT THI& WHAT- cises. On the third day .be could not EYEB. Parana is oompoeed Of the most 8,Bnd the strain any longer and went efficacious and Vilyeranllw ngafl h «r b ° l down In the dining room and ordered P A R IS . alone la* the soptfi o f France and else where. By these and other means Hyde has at thfii time successively blotted out, so fa r « . Paris Is com-erned. the ostracism which follow ed Ids connec- "" K "■ 1 1 In the cure of some phase of catarrh. | l l W! p, “d ! ey! * W m t the home the scientific skill and knowl edge o f the modern pharmacist; and last « J _ ' ‘ - . f„llf . M S’ it than is handling of i t Eo other household remedy so uni versally advertised carries upon the label the principal active constituents showing that Parana invites the fell inspection o f the critics. “ D ld be propooe to her on his knees?” “ No, bnt.sho accepted him on them.” — Houston P o s t a tm c a t t i « « . Th e stranger retnr; ned to tbe village a fter a long absence. “ And what has become o f the village ’cut-up?” asked the stranger. ■* “ Ob, be is grown np now,” drawled the old pootmaster. “ And Is be still s cut-up?” “Oh, ye*. H e Is.one o f these here appendicitis doctors?” — Chicago N e w s a u Foe m a . Jlgley— Your fiancee seems to have a •will o f her own. Markl<£— T ea; and sometimes I half regret that I ’m not the sole beneficiary! — Philadelphia Press. ------ ----- t--------- — M o tllr t. , “ One-half, the world,” remarked, tbe man with tbe quotation habit, “ doesn't know how tbe other half liv e s ” “ And it may aloo be stated without puncturing the trGth,” rejoined tbe wise guy. “ that three-fourth« o f f t doesn't know how lt lives itself.” R e S ta re . the traveler’s first visit to ’ ve slwaye wanted to see this city,” aid. “ It interests me in many ways. I think I know nearly a score o f acton that came from here.” “ T ea sir,” commented the resident knocker. ” 1 reckon they went from here because they wanted to ( « t out of tbe durdbd town.” — Chicago Tribane. • ' . # R o t a C lre a a io ta a e o . — -------------------------- - V An army pension has just been granted to J. Tomlin, o f Nottingham, England, whs Is now 81, and his med a ls gra fted fo r Sevastopol, have been replaced. I t aeenft that be waa Invalided home from tbe Crimea and granted a month’s furlough. W hile enjoying bis rest be was stricken with typhoid fever, but, being unable to rad or w rite, did not acquaint the officers o f his regiment w ith his misfortune or ask a friend to do so. Tbe consequence was that when bis fuFlougb expired he was posted as a deserter, and While op b t r w a y to re W hatever the plans o f join was arrested. A t Aldershot be was tried by court- York D istrict Attorney, W illiam Trav- m e rtlll .n it. Sentenced- to -he branded * n Jerome, may be la reference to the w ith tho letter "D .” crim inal prosecution o f tbe central D e a f M a te s O a lr . figures In the /greet American laser , Oyer on the W est Side a prosperous anoe scandal. It Is patent to all Parts, merchant engaged In tho bottling In w rites a correspondent In the French dustry makes a specialty o f employing capita), that no fear la entertained In d l * - mutes In his establishment Tbeee tbe mind y t James Hnzen Hyde, form er silent bands are reported to be more vice president o f tbe Equitable L ife Industrious than la nsnally the experi Assurance Society, or Richard A. Mc ence w ith nuaflHctod lahor. Qu a n a t - Curdy; w ho was ousted from the proa erage, the deaf mute bottler earns high ldency o f tbe Mutual. F o r more than er w ages than bis fellow workman, and a year n o# these two ostracized m ill be la generally more economical than ionaire rotaries o f high finance have the latter. Both In perceptive and re luxuriated In the distracting atmos ceptive faculties the deaf mutes are phere o f P a rla -» • > said to excel as compared w ith those Hyde, who la really better known In not ao handicapped. In point o f so Paris than be was at any time In New briety, tbe non-bearing, non-speaking York, is livin g an easy life. H is most brother 1«( rppnted to set an enviable serious effort at tbe present tim e is to example.—-Chicago In ter Ocean. become known as the king o f tbe Paris ' ' r • L atin quarter. T o this end H yde is . I f * cham ea a t A l l . «ponding bis money lavishly, and tbe “ T h at Martel I . really a terrible w ide circle_o f Bohemian painters and bore. H e talked last^nlght fox boors litterateurs, which, be has gathered and only stopped to cough.” around him, regard him as their pa- “ V e il, I suppose yoa could get a tron saint; w ord in edgeways then?” gi H yde lives In a Beautiful and mam “ Rather not, for while he * U Cough ing be made signs with his hands that moth mansion In Avenne Henri Martin. be w aa going on afterw ards.” — Noe- In tbe spacious salon o f his beautiful borne H yde gives , regular entertain Lolslra. __________________ ments. which « r e the very acme o f epi T im e t o M ow *. curean splendor. H is fa vorite pastime “ T h ey’re putting out an aw ful lot o f Is to entertain large parties of his good songs these days,” said Mr. Stay- Kiddy friends upon automobile excur- late. “ T ear queried Miss Patience Go one, HEW SWIMMING G LOVE. with a yawn. “ Y e s ; therk’s t new march song A swlqunlng glove to aid man in hla that’s g re a t It ’s fine to march t6----- ” progress through tbe w ater Is a recent “ Indeed! I wish I bad it. f ’d play Invention. It gives tbe swimmer tho I t fo r gpo.” — Philadelphia Press. assistance tbe duck derives from his C l r U P r id e . webbed feet. G reater speed and a great “ M y town.” said tbe first traveler, e r distance covered, with less fatigue “ la Greater New York." than with the naked hands, are claimed “ Olad to know yon,” cried tbe o th er; to be the advantages the w earer o f tfils “ I’mrfrom Chicago, too.” • glove w ill enjoy. It fits tbe bands “ I say m y town la Greater New tightly And Is slipped on In tbe ordinary York.’* ' way. T b e webs are strong pieces o f “ O I I thought you said greater than cloth, running from little finger to Jlew York.” — Catholic Standard and thumb. Every stroke o f tbe swimmer Is B A D B L O O D THE SOURCE OF A L L D ISEASE E v e r y p a rt o f th e b o d y ia d ep en d en t on th e blood fo r nonffikhment and stren gth . W h en th is l i f e stream is flo w in g th rou g h th e s y s te n f in a state o# p u rity and richness w e a re assured o f and uninterrupted health; because pure, b lo od is n a tu re’s skfi disease. When, T tb e e body b o d y ia fe d on on w eAk, im p u re or polluted blood, the system ia deprived off fed wekk, impure its i strength, stren gth , disease germs ge rm s collect, co llet odd the trouble IS manifested in various w a iys. ys. Pustular P u stu la r eruptions, eruption s, pimples, p im p les, rashes and the different akin affection« chow that the blood la in a tevenfth and diseased condition os a result of too much add or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulceifc are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter ia the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca tarrh, Scrofula, Contagions Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood disorders that w ill continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various way*. Often a sluggish, inactive conditio« of the system, and torpid state of the avenues of bodily waste, Haves the refuse and waste matters to sour and form uric and other acids, which ate taken pp by the blood and distributed throughout the circulation* ‘ Coming in contact with contagions diseases is another epuse for the poisoning of the blood; we also breathe the germs and microbes n f Malaria into our lnngs, and when these get into the blood in Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some are so unfortunate as to inherit bad Wood, perhaps tne dregs of some old constitutional disease of* ancestors is handed down to them and they are constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to suffer in some «day. For blood trembles b f any'character S. S. S. is the best remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any and all poiaoos, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely -and permanently cares blood diseases of every kind. The action of 8. 8. 8. is so thorough that hereditary taints are removed and weak, diseased blood made strong ong and healthy ao that disease cannot remain, It ernes Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores Skia Diseases, Contagions r w n w .1 ic n tiN u u u B1 ockj Poteon, «tc., and does not leave the «Tightest trees of the tremble for future outbreaks. The whole volume of blood is sanewed and cleansed after a course of 8. S. 8. It is also nature’s greatest tonic, made entirely of rexrta, herbs and barks, and is absolutely harmless to any part of the system. 8. 8. S. ia for sale at dll first d aia advice free to all who write» ftug •tores. Book on the blood and any medical m ed S.S.S. PURELY VEGETABLE OO^ AlWAHTAm fob "T “ Didn’t the thunder storm disturb you last night?” “ Thunder storm.? I didn’t know there was one.” , “ You didn’t? Where on earth do yon sleep?” “ Nowhere on earth. I sleep within three feet of an elevated railway track.” [“ r ■' \ - * * B r a id e d as a D e s e rte r. Timas. . r i . Mothers w ill find Mia. Winslow's Soothing Syrup tha beat remedy to use fag their chlMrea luring the teething period. / 'I Inthouseof catarrh remedies, and in the “ Oh,” replied the husband, “ j>>n treatment o f catarrhal dknitete. ought to keep It longer than th a t” 1 Tho feet is, chrdhio catarrh la a dis- “ W hat? Keep fru it cake longer-— ” •ase which is vary prevalent many “ No, tbe recipe./ Mislay it some- thonsand people know (hey have where.” 2 -Pblladelphlo Press. » catarrh. They luve visited I over and over again, and boon told that their case la one of chronic catarrh. I t may hoof the nos«, throat, longs, stomach or some other internal organ. There is no doubt aa to the na ture o f tho dieeaae. The only trouble la (he remedy. This doctor has tried to oure them. That doctor has tried to nreecribo for them. BUT THEY ALL TAILBD TO BBDTO AE Y BELIEF. » Dr. Hartman’s idea it that a catarrh remedy can be made on a large scale, at he ¿making it; that it can be made honestly, o f the purest drags and ol the strictest uniformity. His idea is that this remedy oan be supplied direot- " Johnny— The doctor says Uncle Hum phrey has Bright's disease. His Mamma— The doctor may call It that If be pleases, my dear,’ bat you could any Mr. Bright's disease. G ood F e llo w . ■ 11 T o o In fo r m a l. “ George, dear,” said young Mrs. Mar- but not least, brings to the home the vast ryat ... “I W E PAY C atting— X suppose lt did make you feel mean. I 1 *ubba— W ell, I should s a y ! Why, I felt like a plugged nickel. | Cutting— A b ! but what a blessing It Is that we never feel quite as bad as we look.— Philadelphia Press. . ot *, “ “ lB O Banking by Mail B IW I 1 ■■ ;• • r A fter ! the hostile le San Franc! lsco. ®n,,hln* bis meal he said to the Ralt- UTOWLEDO BIEEDKEOWLEDOEOFSEVEBAIr „ . - H ow much do I owe you?” SCHOOLS OP HEDICIEE in the treat “ Nothing," replied the waiter, “ your ment of catarrhal diseases; brings to mtytlg were Included In your tic k e t” ^ “ I bear that you bought a home I n ; the suburbs. Harker?” interrogated tbe city friend. ? “ Ye*," sighed Harker, as be took a firmer grip on the lawn mower and . k K . #eedc ( ..Aud \ ^ heard that |t „ ap ^ d#t& Why> tbey ia y lt even ha„ I subcollsrs.” I “ No, submarine’ cellars. They are | under w ater most o f the tim e ” remedies for cata.Th. Every ingredient tbe J # meal on board tbe boat o f Parana has areputetiS o T it l™ , V h%cou,d, , 7 “ Y i T f v 7- 8 R e a io a NlarWtaaar*. y Sixth and W ashington Sta. A D ia ti a c tio n . “ I thought you told me Miss Scream er couldn’t sing?” “ So I did." “ But I bare heard ber at social ga tlF erings m yself a number o f times.” “ I said abe can’ t sin g; I never said aba doesn’ t.’’— Baltimore American. C n n S d oattol. Husband— But, my dear. I f M m Nextdoor tóld you In strict confidence you shouldn't tell me. W ife— Oh. very w e ll: If you don’t, «•are to bear H 1 can tell It to some- body else, I suppose.— Chicago News. n ilïp rlr* Hat pent on application, pira work aoUcltad. ltefttraacoi „ aädU n »- Osehouato B ar ■tonal Saak. BRICK flACHINERY Is ( t a m Cak tagte iaeakasl VrihkT*j G tt.AVDÚYvtlL¿ PORTLAND C 0 ORLOOS p A l H L E S S E E IS T I S T R Y «RHO VOIR TOOTH TWOUBUS TO US O «. B. t. WRIGHT. 342H 1 Write Us ¡RAVING PLATES rO R P R I N T I N G HICKS-CHATTEN Bor Infante and Children. • SENTENCE TO PRISON SHIP. O ae D e c la r e d t o B o U a a a lly B a o a g k ( o p W o n t o f S a llo ro . tilian and vegetable fo*sl]s in the coal .fields o f Rrnzll go to confirm the be lie f In “ th# existence during tbe per- -mocarbontferous period o f the vast con tinent which Suess, who formulated the hypothesis o f Its existence, called the continent o f Qondwana, and which was composed o f South America, South Africa, southern India, Australia and the Antarctic lands.” A M ea n C at. Every time a woman g iv e « a party Dora— la It true that Jack la going to she invites two or three that she really m arry yon? Flora— Yea, dear. Dora- wishes would decline. WeJJ, you’d better make him sign the It's a pity that more o f ua are not pledge. Flora— W hy, Jack doesn’t drink. Dora— No, but US probably will. w illin g to follow the advice we give to other# , —Cleveland Leader. ) Portland, Oregon C A S TO R IA Tbs Kind You Have Always Bought W rite t Boars the S ign atu re o f I Is It Your Own Hair? A Oregon Trust & f o r S a p p ra s e la a . “ T h e Mikado’ was suppressed In London out o f deference to the feelings o f tbe* Japanese; wasn’ t that silly?” “ Oh, i don’t know ; perhaps a bunch of amateurs were playin g-lL” — Houston U oq with tbe Insurance revelations. He P o st Is the hero o f the Impecunious horde o f long-haired youths o f the boulevards. C IT O e t V itos' D a e c s o c sn lfei-roos XXereaes H yde participates fu lly In tbe free and r 10 permanently cured b r I>r. K iln * '» U »*ai J iir r . fcotorer. Send lb r > B fe £ * S «r te l M b sod easy life o f tbe Latin quarter. A t tbe treatise. Hr. K. H. K line. X A . M l A r ch B u rh U a^Fs. last,artists’.J a il, Ily d e m ade a big h it ~ A B o a J o f I f A t e U r . , Impersonating an Arabian gypsy. W h ile tbe new mhld tidied tbe room Recently H yde baa shown a tendency tbe busy woman kept on writing. to reen ter aristocratic French society, **Do yon m ik e t b i t an out o f yoar and among the fashionables o f Parla own head?" asked Jana. bis princely w ine cellar Is exciting won “ Yes,” said tbe busy woman. der and admiration. “ My,” said Jane admiringly, “ yon Richard A. McCurdy’s existence In must have brains!” Paris has been quite tbe opposite o f “ B rains!” sighed tbe woman de H yde’s, though it Is w ell Intended to spondently. “ Ob, Jane, I haven’t an blot from tbe memory o f tbe form er ounce o f brain s”, Mutual president tbe disagreeable ex F o r a moment Jane regarded her periences o f a year and a half ago; w ith sincere comm!sere« « » _ McCurdy’s life la Paris h as amounted “ Oh, w ell,” a be said presently, almost to monastic retirem ent H e Is “ don’t mind what I say. I ain’t very surrounded by an exclusive circle o f smart myself.” — New York Press. personal friends, and be Is devoting himself to simple diversions which car l a s t a Com p ia l a t. ry with them no distasteful memories. “ Your complaint, madam," rid old H e is never seen in tbe gay centers o f Dr. Gruffly, “ Is very serious----- Paris, and be la entirely unknown in| “ TJiere n ow !” triumphantly cried society. H e reeds no newspapers, the fussy woman, “ I knew it----- " When an effort was made to Interview “ Yes, madam, your complaint is hRn be sent word that be would feel chronic and there isn’ t tbe slightest keenly any further notoriety In connec- { aliment to excuse l t ” — Philadelphia tlon with tbe Insurance scandal. A t P r é « . this Uma It la learned from a personal T ir e d o f P io U o a . friend o f McCurdy's tbat, w hile he Is M arried Man— I want to get a book attempting In every .possible w ay to fo r my w ife. eradicate memories o f tbe scandal Clerk— Something In tbe w ay o f fic which enmeshed him, be finds it diffi tion? cult to have any complete comfort In “ N o ; I ’ve given her lots o f that, but his life. ■he doesn’t seem to care fo r I t ! " — Yon Janies W. Alexander, ousted presi kers Statesman. dent o f tbe Equitable L ife, who waa a third prominent figure In the Insur ance scandals, is on a trip around tbe world With a party o f friends. "The serving o f one sentence aboard a prison m lp Is usually enough for the T w o K la d a . worst o f sailors,” said L. H. Dunlavy, “ Political success,” remarked one who has Just concluded his term o f enlistment ln tbe hospital corps'~of the «talesman, “ depends a great deal on United States navy. H e served as a ( J°uir platform .” “ Yea," answered the other ; “ the par nurse fo r a time on board tbe United 8tiitas naval prison ship Sontbery at ty platform o f artistic success and tbe lecture platform fo r financial succesa” Portsmouth, N. H. “Tbay have no cells on tbe ahlp,” — Washington Star. Dunlavy said. • “Th e prisoners are lock RM U t M . ed at night In the forw ard and a fter Physician— Your boy will pull through berth decks. They are compelled to all right. Ha has a wonderful const! work every day except Sunday in the tution. Mr. Tyte-Phiat— I tm glad to hear lt, navy yard. Sunday they have to at doctor. In making out your bill, of tend religious services. They get rath course, you will not make ma pay for er to liking Sunday too. wh$t hla constitution has done in pulling " I t gives them a chance to let out hlm t l hrough. their voices when the hymns are be la v r a t lo a W o rth M onoy. ing sung. Th eir working hours are “ H ave you Invented anything recent from 6 :30 to 11 o’clock In the morning ly r and from 1 to 4 o’clock In the a fter “ Yea,” answered the sensational noon. • Th at Isn’t e ll they have to do. scientist. “ I have Invented a new way They are required to attend a school. to get to the north pole.” The common branches only are taught. “ Is It good for anything?” T b e recitations are held at night. From “ Certainly. It la good fo r ten pages 6 to 7 o’clock at night Is the dally In a m agazine” — Washington Star. fetudy hour and they have to .study too. ’ A marine guard o f eighty men ’po lice’ the ship and do sentry work over 1 the prisoners w hile they are at work. Ordinarily there are about 250 prison ers on the ship. Very few eecape. Oc casionally one tries to run by tbe sen WEBBED BCBBXB MITTENS. tries, but It** a big risk, fo r marine« ----- * U - thus effective, the Increased area oF th e carry rifles loaded w ith ball and have surface that strikes tbe Water Sending orders to shoot any prisoner attempt him forw ard with the In crAsIn g «peed ing to get aw ay."— Kansas City Star. that a boat drivei) by a paddle take«. Do you pin your hat to your T h / woea o f the beginner in tbe aquatic V a s t C « » l l » « a t • ( L o n g A no. ■port are lessened; tfie pleasure o f the own h air? C a n ’ t do it? A Rio de Janeiro man o f science a n -' expert Is Increased.— Technical World. nonages that recent discoveries o f rep The hydroaaurian soared aloft On peterodactjl wings; Tbe telerpetor climbed a tree And a nylgau did queer things. The melluaks occupied the land. The veterbratea the sea— W ow 1 1 guess that lobster salad Was too ancculent (or me. —Chicago Nawa. . On savings deposita of a dollar or more, compounded tw ice every year. I t is lust aa easy to open a S a v i.'«« Account with ns by M ail as if you lived next door. Send for our free book let, “ Banking by M all,” mid learn fa ll particulars. Address Haven’t enough hair? It must be you do not know A yer’s Hair V igo r! H ere’s an intro duction! May the acquaint ance result In a heavy growth of rich,thick,glossy hair! And we know you’ll never be gray. * t think that A y*r*i ttntr T iger h th* n e t t wnnScrful hair grower that waa a r*r maria I hare atari It tor t e n t time a o « I can troth fo lly ta t that I am greatly plcaaari with It. I n r m ia con fo rt to every b om e-U d ie le « room, e le e p ie « . room and every piece wfcere ffiiee - ‘ - - e —<t\* / 'I n '' - will not soil or ’« a t Try th a a oara aa4 yoa trill aovar ba with« It ao* t e r br «eatora. M at pn.pald.for too. 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