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H E A L T H N O TE S
FOR JUNE.
There «re four verses. Verse
1. A yer’s H slr Vigor makes
the hair grow. Verse 2. A yer’s
Hsir Vigor stops falling hslr.
Verse 3. A yer’s H slr Vigor
cu res d sn d ru ff. V e rs e 4.
A yer’s H slr Vigor slwsys re­
stores color to grsy hsir. The
chorus Is sung by millions.
'Well. Jimmy, do yon want gran’ pa, and m i and Aunt Jane to take yon
a circus?"
No, pa ; I ’d rather go with Johnny Green.
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Hers
SARSAPARILLA.
SAKSAPABLLA.
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QffiaST PGCTOK a L.
Old A * « M S W o r k .
Old people make a great mistake
when they give up work. Many men
who have mads a oompeMhcy in busi­
ness and feel entitled to retire from
active work find themselves declining
In health and becoming prematurely
old for want of occupation. In luost
aged persona the vital functions con­
tinue in activé exercise under normal
conditions, but if the regularity and
moderation o f business life are depart­
ed from trouble will surely follow.—
London Lancet
L a a g tT tlr
o f Cm r W h e e ls .
Has anybody ever stopped to think
how tunny mles the wheels o f a rail­
road car travel before they wear out 7
Statistics gathered from various roads
allow that perfect car wheels often roll
from three hundred thousand to four
hundred and fifty thousand miles be­
fore they bave^ to be turned down.
Wheels with flaws in them run only
about fifty to ninety thousand miles.
“ Oh, I ’m too abort, am I T be said,
with s hollow, mirthless laugh. “ Well,
Miss Ermyntrude, with your permission
I will Just go out and stretch myself a
little."
Drawing himself ap to his full ^flght,
such ss it was. he took his hat, cans,
gloves, sad departure.
W et
Se O r e e fts a
mm T h a t .
Elderly Uncle— Like all other youag
chaps Just out of college, you’ll be want­
ing to marry, of course, earns o f these
dsys.
Nephew Harold (with s bright blush)
—•Not “ some of these Days,” unde. Only
sue of ’em— Muriel, the youngest.
ry tale. Gunda’s many visitors have
been In the habit o f presenting pennies
to Jack Gleason, the keeper, which he
would place on the floor o f the ele­
phant bouse.
Gunda would then pick up these
coins with his trunk and deposit them
In a small box above his bead, and
would ring s bell to register the
amount o f the deposit
Lately the
business has become very heavy, owing
to the thousands o f visitors, and Glea­
son decided to go over the "books" and
figure out his exact receipt*,
The result is that Gunda is In dis­
grace, and will be made the subject o f
an official investigation by the side of
which the late prosecution o f bonk
and Insurance grafter w ill look tame.
The details o f the defaulting Gunda
are as follows:
Gunda certainly deposited the pen­
nies In tbs box and as certainly rang
the bell, but thereafter his ways be­
came dark and devious. No sooner
was Gleason’s back turned than be
would pick them out with his trunk
and pot them into his mouth. When a
visitor appeared Gunda would pqt a
cent on the floor and go through the
form o f dropping It in again, and ring
the bell.
Gleason sought to stop the fraud by
driving small staples into the bottom
o f the box, ao that the penny could
drop between them. This presented no
difficulties to Gunda. who simply eion-
gathed the tip o f his trunk and pulled
the cent out Then long nails, which
acted aa a barrier, were pat in la place
ter did net agree. One day Gleason,
turning unexpectedly, caught the ele­
Neighbor— How’s your boy Milton get­
phant in the act o f reaching to the top
ting along at college?
Unde Haycroft— Fine. Milt’s goin* to of the .partition wall with hla trunk.
Gunda, on seeing be was discovered.
be a reg’lar orator. He can talk about
the personal equation, aa’ other things' affected an air o f easy nonchalance,
being equal, an’ questions for academic which, however, did not deceive bia
discussion, an’ all that sort © lingo, Jest keeper, who climbed to the top o f the
like an old head.
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P ro g rM a .
P IC T U R E S Q U E D R E SS.
BEST
W o rn b y N a tiv e W o m e n la
a f T e h e a e te p e e .
Ie tb n a a
It is believed that many American
and. European tourists w ill be attract­
ed to the Isthmus o f Tehuantepec aa
soon as they learn that the National
Tehuantepec railroad has been complet­
ed and opened for traffic and regular
steamship service has been established
between Coataacoelcoe and United
States and European ports, and be­
tween the Pacific coast terminal, Salina
Cruz and San Francisco, says the New
York Tribune. The Isthmus o f Te­
huantepec has heretofore been so far
Instantly kllla M m on Poeltry by Its
fumes. It to »try powtffnl— tbo strong-
removed
from through lines o f travel
Mt o f all Ilo« killer*. It to a neceaaary
ressedy, baoaoaa llce-lnfsctsd poultry can­
that comparatively few pleasure seek­
not toy or thrive. Bold by dealer«. Made
ers hare visited I t In its winter cli­
bT'Chaa. H. (.Illy Co., Beatila, Port-
Frsnolsro.
JïSËt
mate the Isthmus Is unexcelled. The
air Is bracing and refreshing. Even in
summer the beat la not oppressive, and
at Santa Lucrecia. where an altitude
SPEND
o f several hundred feet Is ranched,
YOUR VACATION
there are all o f the comforts that are
to be found at most summer reeorta in
the United States. In order to accom­
modate visitors large hotels have been
provided at Gontxacoalcos, Santa Lti-
Nertk Beech. WasMogtoo. the leedlng
creels. Saline Crus and other places
resort in the Northwest.
New see a.
along the line of railroad.
Advantages:
TheVe are many Interesting things to
Right on the edge of the ocean
be seen on the Isthmus, not the least
beech.
Electric lights, steam
o f which are the native Tehuanas qr
heat, hot and cold salt water In
every hath tub. public beth, pri­
Indian women. They wear a peculiar
vate bath, ana postoflee In the
building. Privet* dairy, private
dress that is to be aeen In no other
livery «table, private vegetable
part o f Mexico. It Is called the Hulpll
garden, private poultry yards.
dress. It consists o f a short cape,
made o f white or colored muslin, with
Two teoul* courts, four bowl­
a deep lace border of white or the pal­
ing alley«, roller «sating, golf,
here* beck riding with private
est lavender, a lace collar, abort sleeves,
teheher. A beautiful lake in the
with long ruffles; a short muslin Jacket
hotel ground«, boat riding, bil­
liard«, pool, private hotel orches­
o f some bright color, with low neck and
tra, two piano«, pianola, orches-
abort sleeves, and a petticoat which Is
trelle, excellent dancing pavil­
ion.
simply an oblong piece o f crimson or
dark blue cotton cloth, wound around
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the loin* where It ia confined by a
sash, and reaching to the ankles. This
peculiar drees is worn by every Tebuana
woman and child, without respect to
age or social position. It is worn In
many different ways, according to the
New I S - «7 I occasion, and is always o f the brightest
b . n . u.
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colors obtainable.
law w r i t i n g té adì
Tbs market place in Tehuantepec la
m e n tio n « h i e p a p e r.
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a acene of brilliancy each morning
when the women gather to., do their
trading. One o f the staple food pro­
duct* la the iguana. This animal la
acid alive. It la a foot or two long,
and in order to make It marketable its
month la sewed up, to prevent It from
biting, and Its lega are tied behind Its
back. The Tehuanas are noted for
their cleanliness. The men are Indo­
lent, o f short stature and slight build.
They wear white linen shirts, with the
tails outside o f the trousers.
Men,
women and children go barefooted.
There are a number o f American
planters on the isthmus. Moat o f their
holdings are in the interior. These
plantations are principally devoted to
raising coffee and sugar.
As a side trip the American tourist
may go over the new Pan-Americhn
railroad, which now runs from Ban
Geronkno, a station on the National
Tehuantepec road, to within 100 miles
o f the Guatemala border. Considerable
progress has been made in the construc­
tion o f this last 100 miles, and the
builders declare that in leas than a
year the road w ill be finished to the
Guatemala border.
Deer, wild hogs
and other game which are to be found
la tropical Mexico abound all along
the route. There are no restrictive
gams laws, and the sportsman can bunt
and kill to his heart’s desire. The surf
bathing at Selina Crus, both winter
and summer, is excellent, and so Is the
deep water fishing.
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CatheAiml fo r Sale.
g iM r
Banking by Mail
On savings deposits of a dollar
or mors, compounded twioa
every year. I t is just as easy
to open a Savings Account with
us by Mail as if you lived next
door. Send for our free book­
let, “ Banking by Mail,” and
learn lull particulars. Ailii— a
B a rer.
The late Ambrose L. Thomas, the
noted advertising expert o f Chicago,
once told a story about two doctors in
an address on advertising.
“T o illustrate my point,” he said,
apropos o f an advertising error, “ I ’ll
tell you about my friend Bones. Bones
was taken down very bad, and, bis fam­
ily physician being out of town, a spe­
cialist was called In.
“ But the family physician unexpect­
edly returned, and he and the special­
ist entered Bones4 chamber together.
They foand the man in a high fever
and partially unconscious. Each put
hi# hand under the bed clothes to feel
Bones’ pulse, and each accidentally got
hold of the other’s band.
“ ‘ He baa typhoid,’ said the first phy­
sician.
** ’Nothing o f the kind,’ arid the oth­
er. ‘ H fe b n ly drunk.*“ -----* —
P le a t v o f P a re n t s .
Oregon Trust &
Savings Bank
Portland, Oregon
Sixth and W ashington Sta.
BRICK nACHintRY
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C P V .iV D O W E l L t C o
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A t Qnimper, in Brittany, the w ife of
a man named Le 8aux gave birth to a
boy. The father took the child and
sold it for £8 to the w ife o f the local
butcher, Mine. Bonan. The woman pre­
sented it to her husband aa her own
newly-born infant and Bonan hastened
to register the child’s birth.
Le Squx, fearing that he might get
into trouble with the police, nest con­
sulted the butcher, whom be supposed
to be a party to the fraud. The doped
husband threw Le 8a ux out o f the
house. The latter then registered the
birth o f bis own child. In the eye of
the law, therefore, the Infant has
clalma on two separate families and en-
Joys the unique distinction o f being
the son o f two mothers.— Paris N ew *
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T o prevent smuggling by tourists, an
aril aaid to be growing. Jewelers In
this city and elsewhere w ill aak the
Treasury Department officials to take a
new attitude on the subject
The
practice has been to bring proceedings
to forfeit the smuggled articles and
sometimes a compromise is effected per­
mitting the tourist to keep the Jewelry
on payment o f the actual duties. The
Jewelers say that tourists who smuggle
should be proeecuted criminally.
The situation la said to Invite smug­
gling, since detection usually means
nothing more than payment o f duties
which should be paid anyway .and
there Is the chance o f getting through
without paying anything.
The Im­
porters and Cutters’ Association reports
from abroad indicate that duties are
paid on only an Insignificant part of
the Jewelry which Americana buy
abroad and bring back to New York.
According to prominent Jewelers here
the smuggling o f Jewelry has become a
fad o f tourlsta who take greater and
greater pride In their skill in deceiving
the customs inspectors.
Several fine necklaces and brooches
o f pearls and diamonds are aaid to
have been exhibited lately to Jewelers
In this city for valuation and owners
fonnd to their surprise that the arti­
cles could be duplicated here for much
lean than the prices paid abroad. Jew­
elers are convinced that theae Jewels
have been smuggled. The explanation
given by the Jewelers la that they can
buy abroad at bottom prices and even
with the duties and a fair profit added
the total la below what tourists eager
to “ beat the government” are ready to
pay.— New York Times.
Edgar Saltua, the brilliant novelist,
was asked by a youngJudy at a tea If
be thought that the use o f quotations
was a good thing.
“ Quotations are only good,’’ aaid Mr.
Baltos, “ when they arp extremely apt.
There was once a witty Irishman,
James E. Fitzgerald, who made excel­
lent use of a quotation In a political
iqieecb. During this speech be waa re­
peatedly interrupted by a butcher, the
proprietor o f a large sausage-making
plant. An adherent of Fitzgerald's
finally took offense at the butcher'»
mocking remarks, and yelled:
’“ ney, you, leave politics alone, and
go back to your sausage machines!’
“The butcher glared at the man and
retorted:
“ ‘I f I had this speaker in one o f my
sausage machines, I ’d soon make mince*
m elt o f him.’
“Then Mr. Fitzgerald quoted from
the platform with a smile:
“ ’ la thy servant a dog that thou
sbouldst do this thing?* ”
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The great novelist made no verbal
answer, bat, rising slowly, plunged his
hands to the very bottom o f hla pock-
eta, brought these receptacles out,
shook them vigorously without eliciting
a rattle o f coin, replaced them and then
resumed his seat
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H oseyeeoa,
Two young women were seated to­
gether in a Broadway car, when a well-
dressed man of middle age entered.
One o f the women bowed to him.
“ Who is that?” her companion asked.
“ He’s the father o f one o f my chil­
dren," the first speaker replied.
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Whereupon an elderly spinster o f se­
vere countenance, who waa seated next,
gasped and nearly fainted.
“ Isn’t it queer,” the young woman
went on, "that I should have three
pairs o f twins—all girls, too?”
The spinster changed her seat 1n a
burry—too- quickly to hear any farther
facta concerning the young woman’s
oublic school cltss.— New York Globe.
The •Friend— And you and George
have excellent appetites for every
meal. What kind o f appetisers do you
use?.
Thu Bride— Kisses, dear. And we
H ie N a t e m l M eSeaty.
have the grandest dessert.
“ Tw o mutual friends aat near a man
The Friend— Gracious!
And what
at lunch one day.
does It constat of?
“ ’What makes him look ao glum
The Bride— The same, o f course—
this morning?” aaid the first
kissesI
“ ‘Why,’ aaid the other, ‘he visited
an Egyptian palmist last night and
D o m a t B a ro a R id s «.
Hiram Ilardapple— Old Josh Wheat- the fellow told him his w ife would
ly killed his red cow yesterday and marry twice, and the second husband
found a peck of nails and railroad would be a remarkably fine chap.”
“ ‘Aba 1 * He thinks that’s rather •
aplkee In her stomach.
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Zeke Crossby— Do tell 2 Josh always reflection on himself, eh?”
“ ‘Not at all. He thinks hia w ife
was lucky. Now he’ll have beef and
iron for a spring medicine without get­ was married before, and never told
him.’ ” — Washington Star.
ting U at the drug store.
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MAKE
YOUR HOME TIES
HAPPIER
THE REMEDYi
BAD BLO O D
THE S O U R C E O F A L E D IS E A S jf* E
Every part o f the body ia dependent on the blood for nourishment and
Strength. When this life stream is flowing through the system in a state o f
purity and richness w e are assured o f
Lecauae pure blood is na1
the body is fed on weak,
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its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble is manifested in various
ways. Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections
Bhow that the blood is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result o f too
much acid or the presence o f some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are
the result o f morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca- ,
D om not enlarge the Instrument or
tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood
change style ot ease; mechanism ell below
disorders that w ill continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains, i keyboard; operates piano action abstract
These impurities and poisons find their w ay into the blood in various ways. | direct, end precisely «a regular piano key*
do, securing the seme expression m the
Often a sluggish, inactive condition o f the system, and torpid state o f the
artist can by hand; can be entirely removed
avenues o f bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and
irom the piano in Ir a minute«’« U a t, and
form uric and other acids, which are taken up by the blood and distributed
that without the us* ol « screyr driver.
throughout the circulation. Coming in contact with contagious diseases is
another cause for the poisoning o f the b lood ; we also breathe the germs and
W r i t « fo r F r e e B o o k le t
microbes o f Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in
sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier o f disease instead o f health. Some
should perhaps be explained that the, * * »otm fortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs o f some old
cathedral la «aid to be in a half TO|Q. t constitutional disease o f a n ^ to r a is handed down to them and they are
SEATTLE,
SPOKANE,
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ous condition. Daring a fearful storm l COMt“ * j 7
T th
bl° ° * j j tbe
. ease, and u ntil this vita l fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to
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in 1674, a great part of the nave col- ^
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F o r blood troubles o f any character S . S. S is the best
lapsed, and baa never been repaired.
remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any
and all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely
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‘ and permanently cures blood diseases o f C L A S S I F I E D
Lawyer— Knowing the handwriting
every kind. The action o f 8. S. S. is bo . NOTICE—The following announcements ere
o f the plaintiff, would you aay that this
thorough that hereditary taints are removed from leading business men end Arms, end ere
letter bore the stamp o f genuineness?
worthy your cereful reeding. The Us«
and weak, diseased blood made strong and well
mey contain Just the propaeition you ere look­
Witness (a fter careful examination)
healthy so that disease cannot remain. I t ing for.
No, sir; I ’m rather o f the opinion
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cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores
that It btare the stamp o f Kalamazoo,
R E A L ESTATE
and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious
Mich.—Topelo Blade.
Blood Poison, etc., and does not leave the
E A S T GREENACRES
The women often
aay, “ O, these slightest trace o f the trouble for future outbreaks. The whole volume o f
The
only
tracts on the market where yoe ram
men!” But they should hear us men blood ia r enewed and cleansed after a course o f S. S. S. I t is also nature’s contract to »ell your crop. Ten trains a day.
greatest
tonic,
made
entirely
o
f
roots,
herbs
and
barks,
and
is
absolutely
Abundance of water. Price tlAO.OO per acre—
aay, “Oh, these women!”
harmless to any part o f the system.
S. 8. 8. is for sale at all first dass easy payments—come in or «r ite for pertleu-
Fortune tellers art fortune awallera fctt* stores, Book on the blood and any medical advice free to all who write.
BKXCHKR A yHOMMOM
The Amsterdam correspondent of
the London Pall Mall Gaxette writes
to his paper o f a remarkable proposal
that ia being made by the Protestant
community o f Utrecht that they should
sell to the Catholics the ancient ca­
thedral of the city, which la described
the largest Gothic historical build­
ing In the Netherlands. The Idea waa
first mooted, oddly enough, by one of
the Protestant pastors, Mynheer Gun­
ning, who is regarded aa the leader
o f the Protectant body in Utrecht His
grounds for making the proposal are
strictly utilitarian. He estimate« that
the buildings would realise a million
florins, with which sum it would be
possible to build five new churches,
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with a living. It
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SHERMAN. CLAY & CO.
S.S.S.
PURELY VEGETABLE
— for themselves.
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