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ST. HELEN’S HALL
F OST LAND, (MC GON
A Oiría* School oí tbe highest claw. Collegi­
ate department. Muele. Art. Elocution Ujm
aaelum. Fall term opeae September Ml
SEND fOM CATALOGUE
Buy H air
at Auction?
“Om arhat (round, •ir.” eternly aikcd
tba Judie, “fio yon acek to evado your
dutjr m a cillera?".
“ O b tbe (roñad, your honor," respond­
ed tbe man wbo had been sunmoned aa a
Juror, “ that I a a 65 yeara oid and no
ionser legally I labio to Jury eerrice."
“ Yon don't look It by twenty yeara,
■Ir," aaid tbe Jadge, “ but your exraee le
m a
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p A IN l hSSpt N T IS T R Y
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to w
M . g. C. W M G M T .
M 3 X WeeMegtra St.
Ferti«*. Orrara
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“ Still, your honor," Interrupted tbe
her, “ inasmuch as your booor puts It
At to y rate, you seem to be
getting rid of it on auction-sale
p rin c ip le s : “ going, going,
B
g-o-n-e!” Stop the auction 1
with A yer’s Hair Vigor. It
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checks falling hair, and always
restores color to gray hair. A
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splendid dressing also. Sold
for over sixty years.
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citlien, I am williag to waive my claim
to exemption and will serve with pleas-
POLAND CHINA HOGS
And stooping above tbe precious thing,
Nestles a bias within a prayer,
Murmuring eoftly, “ Little one,
Grandfather did not weigh yon fair.
In a Pittsburg ofllce building •
washing the air and rem ovió i
is been Introduced.
LAUNDRY
S ib e ria a F e r t ile Lu n d .
Siberia, so fa r from being a country
o f tap latlon , la In some districts as
green and fertile a land as Australia.
Probably tbe Basal ns themselves bans
no very dcUnite Ideas about the mar­
velous fertility o f this territory, which
occupies so large a apace on tbe map
o f Able. Tbe toll la o f great richness,
and the crops, wherever tbe country la
cultivated, are o f almost phenomenal
abundance. For tbe moat part it baa
lain idle so long that Its productive
power Is almost illim itable. Th e forest
tracts a rt luxuriant, and the natural
Irrigation system magnificent There
la room In Siberia fo r millions o f coloo-
G . W M DOY y T I L ¿ C 0
POPTLA ND
OKI.iiOl
Nobody weighed the baby's smile.
Or the love that came with the helpless
L i T t a g l'p t o H is M am s,
Nobody weighed the threads of caro,
Prom which a woman’s Ilfs Is spun.
IG RAVING
Write Us
PLATES -
No index tolls tbs mighty worth
O f a little baby’s qniot breath—
A soft, unceasing metronome.
TOR PRINTING
HICKS-CHATTEN
Nobody weighed the baby’s soul,
For bore on earth no weights there be
That could a va il; God only knows
Its value la eternity.
“ W bat Is tbe reason, Johnnie?"
“ I guess he’s home w riting poetry,”
responded the boy, with a delighted
chuckle.
8oftens Water
Cleans and Whitens
A teacher la a mission school In Bos­
ton had among her pupils a colored
boy named Balpb W aldo Emerson
Longfellow. As he was absent one
Sunday, she asked the dsns If any one
“ Bat his w ife says he’s a vary good
fallow and when a man’s w ife-----■"
“O b! That’s another thing. There’s
a big difference between a 'very good
fellow ’ and a ‘good feilow / "— Phila­
delphia Press.
“ I ’m dad ha thinks as,” said Mrs.
By a Judgment of the Supreme Court
Hack, with a sniff. “ He must have of Pretoria, the old Boer law forbidding
changed his mind since this morning. nativaa in the Transvaal to acquire land
Johnny eaye he spent mighty near the
whole forenoon in front of the looking
glass up in his room, pulling tbs hairs out
KOTICX—The following nnnounoei
om leading bu.tnru men and Arms
ell worthy your eareful reading.
lhjt contain jusl tilt) proposition you
ord Of T h e ir M a r it a l l a f f . r l . g a .
MAKE
H A P P IE R
Now that tbo Indiana o f the West
have been educated up to the stand­
ard o f suing for divorce the name as
their pale-faced brothers and sisters,
W w t t r a G ro w th .
there w ill be aa added plcturesqoenesa
Apropos o f the mushroom growth o f
in the reports o f such cases, due to
the peculiarity o f tbs Indian nsmeu new towns oa the Western frontier a
A t preerat there are 30 rases pending locomotive engineer relates the follow-
before the Circuit Court at Boowteel,
“ One day I was driving my engine
8. D.. and we learn from them that
•cross tbe prairie when suddenly a con­
SPEND .
the Indian Cupid has much the same
siderable town loomed np ahead where
troubles as the white-winged god.
YOUR VACATION
nothing bad showed op the day before.
One o f the caaaa Is that o f James
“ ‘What town’s this?* says I to my
Ghost Hawk, wbo sues his eloping
fireman.
w ife. Beasts, wbo walked o ff w jtb
“ ‘Blamed i f I know,’ says BI1L T t
W alking Soldier, a brave o f the Crow
Castoria is a harmless substitute fo r Castor (
wasn’t here when we went over the
Creek reservation. He also asks the
Boric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. I t Is Piet
road yesterday.’
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other
custody o f his child. M olile Three
“ W ell, I slowed down, and directly
substance. Its age is its guarantee. I t destroj
Thighs Ghost Hawk.
we palled Into the station, where over
and allays Feverishness. I t cures Diarrhoea a
Another case Is that o f A lice Good five hundred people were waiting on
Colic. I t relieves Teething Troubles, cures Con
Muskrat, wbo alleges that her mocca- tbe platform to see the first train come
h a t, hot and cold aSt y t l t r in
and Flatulency. I t assimilates the Food, regn
•very both tub. public bath, pri­
Stomach and Bowels, giving’ healthy and natu
slned master eloped with Flora Walks- In.
vate bath, and eeatofflee In tbo
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
building Private dairy, private
Ae-Khe-Jumps. She wants a decree of
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The
conductor
came
along
np
front
livery atable, private vegetable
alimony o f 10 ponies and the restora­ and says to m e:
garden, private poultry yards.
tion o f her Inspiring maiden name,
“ ’Jim, first we know w e ll be rnp-
A lice High Kicker.
ning
by some Important place. Get this
Two teania conrta. «our bowi-
Poor Man Star Boy la another In­ town down on your list and I ’ll pat a
lng alley*, roller akatlng, golf,
Bean the Signature of
bone back riding with private
dian who Is In trouble. H is w ife, Jen­ brakeman out on the rear platform to
teacher. A beautiful lake in the
nie, ran away with a no-account In­ watch out for towns that spring up
hotel ground* boat riding, bil­
liards, pool, private hotel orcbee-
dian
named W alking Thunder, and aa after the train gets by.’ ” — Minneapolis
tra, two pianos, pianola, orches­
a witness o f this base desertion he has Journal.
tra lie, excellent dancing pavll-
summoned three witnesses.
Three
Dogs, Kicks High and Three Moons. |
Josephine
a llegin g or
cruel and Inhuman treatment, recites
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that her husband. Dog Soldier, bought K j
Breakers, aoiungton
g coffin wbon aba waa sick and made
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I Josephine fooled him by getting -J
K e p t T a lly .
T h e ----- T flj.
I well, which so Incensed Dog Soldier t>k
The fiqalre— I saw you la church on
SuiMtoy, George.
Do you remember
"You’re not In lore. Bobbin.
Yon
ha broke her log, threatened to “
what the sermon was about?
Tbo
ily think yon are."
| hill her and finally drove her from tbo
Keeper— Yea, a ir; about an boar an* a
"W ell, bow the dickens am I to find
Doff Soldier waa enamored o f
quarter tong.— A lly Sloper’a H a lf Holl-
What is CASTORIA
A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO
Doss not sals re» tbo Instrument or
•bangs style of asea; mechanism all below
keyboard: operetas plano ootioa abstract
direst, and precisely as regalar piano keys
do, assuring the sosa» expression aa tbs
artist saa by hand; can be entirely remorad
from tbo piano la Iv a minutas’« tima, and
that without tbo asa of a «crew driver.
SHERMAN, CUY i CO.
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In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
lift BtttARtltt HUItL
Infected person endeavors to combat the poison with mercury and potash.
These m inerals w ill d rive away a ll outward symptom* o f the troubles for
S w hile, and the victim ia deceived into the b elief that he is cured. When,
however,the treatment ia le fto ff he find* that the poison has on ly been driven
deeper in to the blood and the disease reappear«, and usually in worse form
bfcanue these strong m ineral* have not on ly failed to remove the virus from
the blood but have weakened the entire system because o f th eir destructive
action. 8. S. S. is she on ly real and certain cure for Contagious Blood P oi­
son. It is m adeof s combination o f healing blood-purifying roots, herbs
and barks, the beat'in Nature’s great laboratory o f forest and field. W e
o ffe rs reward o f fii.ooo for proof that 8. S. S. contains a particle o f mineral
In any form. 8. 8. 8. goes down to the
very bottom o f the trouble and by cleansing
the blood o f every particle o f the virua and
adding rich, healthful qualities to this vital
% **W % m m * fluid, forever cures this powerful disorder.
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8 o thoroughly does 8. 8. 8. cleanse the
PURELY VEGETABLE circulation that no signs o f the disease are
ever seen again, and offspring is protected.
W rite fo r our special book on Contagions Blood Poison, which fu lly ex-
ha strolled leisurely out, pick
Holy Track, a comely aquaw, alleges
that her buaband. Never Stampede, be­
lled hla name and stampeded with
Anna Buffalo Plpa and never came
back. Aa wltneaaaa the namea Mole
D river. Three Toea and One T a ll
Other cm oca pending are those of last night?"
Helen Turning Bear ve. Fred L eft | “Oh, hla speech waa simply magnlfl-
H and; Hollow L eft Hand va. L eft cent! I t waa ao exhaustive!”
Hand; Picket Pin vs. Mary Picket| “ Tw aa, eh?”
P in ; Hla Horae Standing va. W hite
“ Yea, be exhausted everybody In hla
W hirl W ind; Sweet Horae va. Clara audience."__________________
Sweet H orse; H all Fast Horse vs. I
A n u t t o n i« .
Mary H all Fast Horse. W hile the
Mistress Have you had any expert-
"homes’’ aaam to have the bast o f It ence with children? Bridget— Nope;
in this, the cow la not entirely neglect- but they have had some w ld me.
ad. Grinning Cow Is the name o f a —
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witness In the case o f Kata Belt
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against bar husband, who laasrtart
(Mr, and James Bull T a ll charges that
Bear B all Tall, hla w ife, hit him over
the head with a war dab, kicked him
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oat o f the topee and to cap the ell-
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max o f hla Injured fadings and aa-
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■suited extrem ities sloped with a
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lover, Gas Stranger Horae.
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CHINESE
The Tooth o f Ttaso,
Thera waa nothing W illiam Hobart
enjoyed more than making what be
called “ appropriate quotations." The »tudy «aoov-r.
fact that ha sometimes added to than soWioreorT*
tbs flavor o f hla own Ignorance never i
wnheati
troubled him at alL
One day, whan calling on a neigh- m itJ lK S S
bor, be wae shown a orach battered [«/■ s*cwch.
atone pestle which had bean unearthed , ,
In the garden. The neighbor’s son. A \IJD
wbo had small net or reverence for . H
undent articles, remarked facetiously.
that It looked aa If a dosen dogs had if YOU AJ
chawed I t
|f pal caanofa
"B oy," and W illiam Hobart looked I
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volumes o f reproof at this graceless
young person, "this Is the work o f no I TM* C. CRH w o C hinese medicin * co.
an Unala; these are the ravages o f the
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