Newberg graphic., March 21, 1907, Image 7

BOUTHWBST AJTD BOB']
T h e lln g a c n o t a .
H ere are two essays on the Hugus-
ntfts by Chicago public school pupils:
“ Th e liugunots are people in France
that are followers o f
V ictor Hugo.
Th eir leader*is a man named Jean
Valjeau that was a thief, but got con­
verted and turned out well. Th e Hugo-
nots are very good people. A lady
named Evangellue wrote a long poem
about them, but It don’t rhyme.”
“ Th e Huguenots la the rfarne o f a big
thing like a steam roller that the mo­
gul used In India to run over people.
It aquoehed them to death and was very
terrible. I t had eyes painted on it like
a dragon and snorted steam when it
was running. They are no huguenots
euny more."
“ Senator, everybody is commending
that speech yon made the other day on
the subject of the trusts."
“ I think myself it was a pretty fair
effort."
,
“ Unfortunately, I didn’ t hear i t What
position did you take?"
“ Bless you, I didn't take any. I man­
aged, however, to assure each party to the
controversy that its position was the only
correct and logical one."
T lm e to R aw .
Gunner—T b e re was a bad, bold bur­
glar up In the girls’ college the other
Guyer— You don’t say. And did the
girls yell?
, Guuugr— I should aay so. They gave
the college yell and the burglar hasn’t
stopped running y e t
B u t t k . O th er S id e O b jected .
Attorney (fo r the defense)— Do you
know anything about the merits of this
case?
Venireman— I should say not. It hasn’t
ang merits.
Attorney •—W e'll take this man, your
honor.
.
W . A . M itch ell, dealer In general
merchandise, M artin , d a ., w rites t
“ M y w ife lo st In w e ig h t from 130 to
06 pounds. W e saw she coaid n ot liv e
lon g. She w as a skeleton, so w o con­
sulted an old ph ysician . H o told her
to try Parana.
"S h e gra d u ally commenced Im ­
provin g and gettin g a little stren gth .
She n ow w eigh s 106 pounds. She la
gain in g e v e ry day, and does her ow n
housework and cooking.”
D u biou s.
Hu D ia g ra m w it h T M l .
“ Smythe, you called on that Boston
girl, did yon? Was she st home?” --—
“ Yes, she was at home, bnt yon see— "
“ Yes?"
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“ She was at home, but yon see— ■*“**
“ W e lir
“ She was st home, but you aee----- "
“ Go on."
“ As I said, she wss at home, but yon
Yes, yes; she was at home,* but I
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Stlppler— Did Miss Kutts admire
you r paintings?
Dobber — I don’t
la u . o il r* * u .f.
know. Btippier— W hat did she aay
Gladys— I feel sure he has never
about them? Dobbler— Th at she could
loved before. Penelope— Oh, I fe lt the
feel that 1 put a great deal o f m yself
into my work. Stlppler - W ell, that’s “ ai* w , r ’
w ^ “ ^ „ n8ed to make
praise.
Dobber— Is It? The picture *o re
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York ^ r t m
I showed her was “ Calves in a Mead-
T h e r e i s m o r e C a t a r r h I n t h i s « a c tio n o f th «
ow.
e o u n t r y t h a n a l l o t h e r d is e a s e , p u t to g e t h e r
FAD ED T O A SH AD O W .
a n d u n t i l th a l a s t fe w y e a r , w a s s u p p o s e d to b s
in o u r a b le . F o r a g r e a t m a n y y e a rs d o c t o r , pro-
i n o u n c e d i t a lo c a l d U e a a e , a n d p r e s c r ib e d lo c a l
1 —- — ~ j i — - « j k o A .. H . t a n t i* T a ilin g to c o re
____________________ _, _______ red It Incurable
W orn Down by Five Y e a rs o f S u ffer­ eci.no. h a. proven catarrh to bs a constltu
ing fro m Kidney Complaint.
nth
Mrs. Rem ethe Myers, of 180 South
Tenth St., Ironton, O., Hays: " I have
worked hard in m y
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tim e and have been
een
and
exposed again
and
again
to changes o f
weather. It is no won-
del m y kidneys gave
out and I went a ll to
pieces at last. For five
years I was fading
aw ay and fin ally so weak that for six
months I could not « • » out o f the
house.
’I wss neivous, restless and
eleeplees at night, and lame and sore
in the morning.
Sometimes every
thin g would w h irl and blur before me.
I bloeted so badly I could not wear
tigh t clothing, and had to put on shoes
tw o aiaes larger than usual. Th e urine
was diecrJered and passages
were
dreadfully frequent. I got help from
the first box o f Doan’s K idn ey P ills,
however, and by the tim e I had taken
four boxes the pain and bloating was
gone. I have been in good health ever
s in c e ."
Sold by a ll dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster-M i I bura Co., Buffalo, N . Y .
W h e r e th e G re a te s t H a llr o * 4 BellS**
t a g le I f e w G e l * « O * .
Th e Southwest visa with tbs Cana­
dian Northwest as a region o f devel­
opment.
A quarter o f the railroad
trackage laid in the entire country last
year was laid In the Southwest, says
the New York Tribune. Texas led with
701 miles o f new track, nearly an
eighth o f the total o f tbs country, and
Texaa now leads the States In the coun­
try In railw ay mileage, Illinois having
been the leading State up to 1900. In
Louisiana 801 miles were laid in 1806.
The other Southwestern States and
Territories made great gains.
Im m i­
gration thither is extensive.
B. F.
Yoakum o f the Rock Island R a ilw a y
says that 10,000 Immigrants to the
Southwest pass through S t Louis weak­
ly,'- and other thousands enter by way
o f Kansas City, Memphis and New Or­
leans. H e predicts that the census o f
1910 w ill show a growth In ten y e a n
o f 00 per cent In the rural population
o f Missouri, Arkansas, Kansas and T ex ­
as, and 100 per cent In Oklahoma and
Indian Territory. These are desirable
Immigrants, Americans, tillers o f the
soil from the older States o f the East
and Middle West, who prefer tbs at
tractions o f the South to those serosa
the border In Canada. T h e S t Louis
Globe-Democrat calls attention to the
fact that In 1900 the center o f the cot­
ton crop was In western Mississippi,
while now It Is probably west o f U»e
Mississippi River. Texas raised a third
o7 last year’s crop. Th e making o f
Oklahoma and Indian T errito ry Into a
State has been, says the Globe-Demo­
crat, a great advertisement fo r the
whole “ empire o f the Southwest
The Canadian Northwest Is also enti­
tled to Its boast There are a fuel fam ­
ine and a railroad congestion there, as
there are south o f the border. Th e
railroad building baa not caught up
w ith the grow ing population. A corre­
spondent o f the Toronto Globe writes
“ Th e plain truth Is that the expau-
sion o f the West has proceeded on a
scale more huge than even the most
advanced optimist bad expected, and
all arrangements have fallen short o f
the necessities. In thé export cattle
trade alone there has been an increaae
o f 80 per cent, the fcO.OOO head o f last
year having been Increased this year to
100,000. The growth o f population has
meant an enormous Increase In traffic
In supplies and In the handling o f set­
tlers’ effects. Considerably over 100,-
000 people have come Into the province
during the year from other lands, and
in addition many have moved from the
older sections o f Manitoba to the still
cheaper land In the western provinces.”
Cities and towns have sprung up so
rapidly and grown so fast that those
having a population o f more than 1,000
each had a total population In 1001 o f
82,710 and they have now a total o f
1824178. Th e Increased price o f agri­
cultural products la sending people In
hundreds o f thousands to the fertile
and only partly developed regions o '
the continent
tlonul treatment. Hull's Catarrh Cure, mans
factored by P. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, it
th . only constitutional cure on th . market. It
Is taken Internally in doses from 10 drop, to «
iMaapoonful. I t acts directly on the blood ant
m o o n s surfaces c f the system. They offer on«
hundred dollars for any case it fail* to cure
V A S T IM P O R T O P D IA M O N D S.
Send lor circular, and testimonials. ^
T. J. C HENEY A CO., Toledo, O
O ne B f l l l o * D o lla r , o f th e Gross N o w
b. DnigfUt..
7ft.
lsta, 7Sc.
y Fills
Hall's Family
Fill, are the beet.
O w o r d 1* T h is C o s s t r y .
A id e s t
ls a t s .e e .
M oms was numbering the children
Israel.
"W hat are yen doing that for?" some­
body asked him.
“ They wouldn't stand for a referen­
dum,” explained Moses, “ and I had to
tarn it into a census.”
Not even his worst enemies, however,
accused Moses o f doing it for politics!
purposes.
C y s le s l.
“ Permit me to ask you, madam," ■
the lawyer, who was a friend of the fam­
ily* “ your real reason for wanting a di­
vorce from yonr husband.”
“ He isn’t the man I thought I «
marrying,“ explained the fair caller..
“ My «tear madam," rejoined the law­
yer, “ the application o f that principle
would break up every homo in the coun­
try."
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NO LIMIT 10 ITS POWERS FOR EVIL
• Contagious Blood Poiaon has brought more suffering, misery and humila-
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limit to its powers for ervil. It is the blackest and vilest of all disorders,
wrecking the lives of those unfortunate enough to contract it and often being
transmitted to innocent offspring, a blighting legacy of suffering and shame.
So highly contagious is the trouble that innocent persons may contract it
by using the same table ware, toilet articles or clothing of one in whose
blood the treacherous virus has taken root. Not only is it a powerful poison
but a very deceptive one. Only those who have learned by bitter experience
know by the little sore or ulcer, which usually makes its appearance first, of
the suffering which is to follow. It comes in the form o f ulcerated mouth
and throat, unsightly copper colored spots, swollen glands in the groin,
falling hair, offensive sores and ulcers on the body, and in severe cases the
finger nails drop off, the bones become diseased, the nervous system isahat-
tered and the sufferer becomes an object of pity to his fellow man. Especi­
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infected person endeavors to combat the poiaon with mercury and potash.
These minerals w ill drive away all outward symptoms of the troubles for
a while, and the victim is deceived into the belief that he is cured. When,
however,the treatment is left off he finds that the poison has only been driven
deeper into the blood and the disease reappears, and usnally in worse form
because these strong minerals have not only failed to remove the virus from
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TH E S W IF T S P E C /n C C O ., A TLA N TA , QAm
M ew H e K n ew .
A witness w ss being examined as to
the u n it y o f one o f the inmates o f the
asylum. “ You bold that this Inmate Is
Insane, do you?” a law yer asked. " I
do," was the firm response. “ W hy are
you so sure?” “ The man," the witness
u ld . “ goes about asserting that be is
■ante C lau s"
“ And.” said the law ­
yer, “ you bold, do you, that when a
man goes about asserting that be Is
Santa Claus lVs s clear proof o f his in­
sanity?” “ I do." “ W h y ?" “ Because,”
aald the witness. In a loud, Indignant
voice, “ I happen to be Santa Claus my­
self."
M a lt s .
Th e train was called the limited, but
what was limited about It? It ran at
an unlimited speed, the incivility o f
the conductor and the brakemen was
unlimited, as was the rapacity o f the
porter.
“ I t ’s a m ystery!” exclaimed the little
party o f foreigners.
Bnt in a moment they entered the
drawing room car and their wonder
vanished.
“ O f course, It’s the good taste o f the
decorations!" they whispered, and, re­
membering their manners, pretended
not to notice.— Puck._______
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Does it send out good blood
or bad blood ? You know, for
good blood Is good health;
bad blood, bad health. And
you know precisely what to
take for bad blood— A y e r ’s
Sarsaparilla. Doctors have
endorsed it for 60 years.
O n. frm nent ease. o f t e l Wood I. . sluggish
liver. Tbls produce# euitstlpstioa. Foisottous
•stetancaa are then absorbed Into the blood,
instead o f being removed from the body daily
aa nature Intended. Keen tbe bowels ..pen
with A yer's Fills, liver pills. A ll vegetable.
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Homer— H u h! The one next door
sounds like It contained a wagon load
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Mothers wffi find Mrs. Winslow*, loom ing
FAILING BLOC
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3'-* a- W ASH
daring the teething period.
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Miss Redpep— You are belter, are you
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ing at all well the last -time I saw you.
Mr. Feathertop— Why, when did you
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Miss Redpep— A t the SwetJham recep­
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Miss Fiutterby.
Allen * FooM a.e
A powder.
Jl make, t. y h
or new shoes let-1 easy. It it a rerum enre I».
■westing, callous ana hot. tired, selling le>-t
_3 BLJ£^WC7 .
gold by .11 Dnregists. Price 2ftc. Trial peck- | ^
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Mr. Depew threw aside the paper in
which he had just read that aa a Senator
he was a joke.
“ In that case," he said with decision,1 Hicks— Miss F la tly sang w ith mneb
“ I will not resign. I wouldn’t spoil a' feeling at the concert last n ig h t"
Jake for anybody.” — Philadelphia Ledger.
W icks— Ah?
Hicks— Yes. She spent most o f the
Worth Knowing About
tim e feeling fo r the right note.— Somer­
I f y on need a first- less laxative, there is j
nothing better nor safer than that old fam- ■ v ille Journal.
ily remedy, Rrandreth’s Mil*. Each p illi
contai is one grain o f *ol d extract o f
sarsaparilla, w ich, with other valuable
v getahle products, make it a blood pur­
ifier o f excellent character. I f you are
troubled with c nstii ation, one pill at
fright wi 1 afford great relief.
Bramlreth’ - pi.is are the same fine lax­
ative tonic pill your grandpa ents used.
They have nreu in use for over a century
and are sold in every diug and medicine
¡dote, either pi in or sugar coated.
w ritin g 4s a d l
BUM t ils paw
A M e m e n to .
A gentleman was «wiling upon tbe
widow o f a valued friend, says L e F ig ­
aro. D arin g the visit be s a id ;
“ I was a good friend o f yonr late
husband. Ia there not perhaps some­
thing which was bis and which I could
hare aa a memento o f him?"
T ea rfu l w id o w : “ How would I dor
Upward o f $43,000,000 bas been paid
fo r di&mouds and other precious stones
Imported at New York In the year re­
cently ended, as shown by figures com­
plied by the customs authorities. This
total exceeds that o f the last calendar
year by $6,000.000 and that o f two
Oafiy One “ BROMO QUNME"
la LAXATIVK b r o m o Quinine. 81ml-
y e a n ago by $17,000,000. In 1900 the That
Isrly named re medi e» sometiint-s dercive
valuation was about one-quarter o f
Iret and originai Cold Tablet la a WHITE
PACKAGE
wlth Black and red lettering, and
what It Is this year, the greatest In the beare tbe signatura
ot E. W. URO VE. tea
history o f the business. The record
Ont la tk * Cold.
imports w ere possible because o f the
Fullerplunka, who died a month
general prosperity.
didn’t leave you anything,
Since 1868, when the first gem was
? I thought he was a near relative
exported from the Cape o f Good Hope,
y o u «."
the United States has paid about $323,-
Near? He was closer than tbe shrunk­
000.000.fo r diamonds, o r one-balf the en Jacket On a sixteen-inch gun!"
amount which South A frica has obtain­
ed fo r Its entire supply or precious
stones the world over.
The figures
represent what the Importers pay and.
according to the trade, the public pays
tw ice as much.
Takin g Into account that the value
Best lubricant for axles ia the
o f diamonds has been going up steadi­
world— long wearing end very ad-
ly. being now about 200 per cent higher
than eight years ago, some dealers aay
Makes a heavy load drew like a
that the gems brought Into this coun­
light one. Save, half the wear on
try In the thirty-eight years must now
wagon and team, and increases the
be worth more than $1.000.000.000.
earning
capacity of yonr outfit.
Nearly all the gems are In existence,
row deafer for M ica Axis
ns the percentage o f lo w Is so small
ns to be unim portant __________ __
The diamond-cutting Industry In
New York employs BOO men. who cut
about $11.000,000 worth o f gems this
year. An officer o f the Diamond Manu­
facturers* Association said yesterday
that New York cuts as much o f the
best grades o f rough stones ns all the
rest o f the world and the finished gems
turned out In this city In the larger
sloes are o f s higher average quality
than those cut In any other city.— New
York Times.
Thar* I a no fitUafgetion keen«
What is CASTORIA
Caatoria is a harm less substitute fo r Castor O il, P a re ­
goric, D rops and Soothing- Syrups. I t is Pleasant. I t
contains neither Opinm , M orphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is Its guarantee. I t destroys W orm s
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and W in d
Colic. It relievos Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. I t assim ilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and B ow els, giving healthy and natural sleep.
T h e Children's Panacea—The M other’s Friend.
Mica Axle Grease
F e r t ilit y • ( C a t e s Boll.
Cuban soil la ao fertile that at tbe
present tim e the cane field le planted
only about once In tea years. Experi­
enced American growera say that there
la no hfceaalty to plant more than once
I f care Is token In cutting the cane at
harvest time not to pull up any o f
the roots, as the new cane w ill imme­
diately sprout from these. Ten tons
o f cane produce one ton o f sugar If
treated by tbs latest mechanical prec­
es. A plantation o f 1,000 acres may
yield 8,000 tons o f sugar under fa irly
favorable conditions.
A
Good
liia to a o r.
Patience— Isn’t she a poor listener?
Patrice— Why, b o ; she ferae to bear
herself talk.— Yonkers Statesman.
Some people’« excuse fo r making bed
breaks Is that It’* never too late to
men«.
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