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N EW B E R Q G RA PH IC BBUXD KVKRT THURSDAY H O RN IN G F o r people w ho dislike freckles and ta n s o u r w inter w eather has Cheer up! The d ays o f the leg islative session are more than h alf numbered. The “ T h aw case” has become wearysom e to the flesh. Hasten the d ay when it w ill disappear from the first page in the news papers. would be much safer lor him to make the request over his own signature, he backed out a t the door and beat a h asty retreat down the street. Any man who will come in and ask us to take such hasardous risks when he w ill take to his heels a t the mere mention o f fireworks, well----- nal in shape, but it is probable that this construction is merely the ordinary result ot mechanical law s. S o l i t a r y bees a lw a y s make circular cells, and the bees in a hive no doubt make them circular also, but mechanical pressure forces them into a hex agonal form. A w ell-know n naturalist, id speaking oi the Jud ge Frasier, of Portland, m atter, says th a t all cylinders sa y s in a letter th at he thinks made o f soft, pliable substahses the theatres should be closed become hexagonal under each again st boys and girls on Sun day, but he doubts the propriety ot closing them again st men, lest they be driven to the saloons and other low resorts. We would suggest th at keeping sa loons open on Sunday is a clear violation o f the law , and if the officials whose sworn duty it is to see th at the law s are enforced would do their duty, there would be no saloons open to run to on Sunday. No, the groundhog didn’t see his shadow . Neither did an y Tell a newcomer th at the rainy body see the groundhog. He weather during the w inter sea w a s sm art enough to remain in son here in the valley is the most a w arm , dry bed. healthful season o f the year, and he w ill look a t you w ith a “ you In the discussion o f the Paul are a very cheerful lia r” expres R ad er affair it is enough to make sion, but let him remain here one one weep to note how solicitous w inter and he w ill then begin the Oregonian is, lest the good telling the next new man in the name o f the Anti-Saloon League country the same story, and be be trailed in the dust. telling the truth too. The doc to rs’ harvest time begins w ith Some of the representatives o f the coming o f snow and ice and D ayton’s proposed insurance the longer it remains the richer com pany were reported to be in the harvest for—the undertaker. to w n one d ay la st week, but Aren’t men Ore limit?' th ey, shied d e a r o f this office. Hon. W. K . Newell has intro P ro b ab ly they look on the duced a bill in the Oregon Legis yonng Mrs, Wheel. “ W lature to prohibit the selling of told m y brother this morning« Graphic a s a hazardous risk. pools on the state fair grounds. th at baby had jn st cut a tooth, t We m ay well “ view w ith alarm ” This is a la w which has long he asked me savagely w hy I had been needed. The selling of pools the rapid ly increasing number of on the fair grounds a t the Ore allowed it to play w ith knives.” cases o f insanity brought to light gon state fairs has long been a “ And m y bachelor uncle,” said b y the attorneys for the defense public disgrace. Pool-selling is Mrs. Whoa, when he heard th a t in murder trials, and begin to one o f the m ost demoralizing m y baby had begun teething, enlarge our asylumns. This has forms o f gambling, The man wanted to know if it would be w ho will not go to the state fair proven of late to be the shortest unless pool ig is permitted is gin hairing soon.” cu t to avoid the gallow s. .bscnce w ill pro “ The trouble,” said the dentist mote the welfare o f the fair.—Ore as he probed a w a y a t the aching The tw o w ords, represent and gon Agriculturist. missrepresent, are pondered over The bill ought to have passed m olar w ith a long, slender in a good deal more by the voters but it failed by tw o votes when strument, “ is evidently dne to a , alon g in the w inter season when it came up in the House and we dying nerve.” “ Well,” groaned the victim, the Oregon legislature is in ses are sorry to note th a t the tw o sion, th an they are in the spring representatives from Yam hill “ it’s open to you to treat tbe i when candidates are being se cast their votes again st it. We dying w ith a little more respect.’1 lected, and this is where they get don’t believe for a moment th a t they voiced the sentiments of a m ajority o f their constituents “ Yes indeed, we have some The report comes from Salem and if they have an y good reason queer little incidents happen to th a t the members o f the legis to offer for casting their votes us,” said the fa t engineer. “ A lature are getting tired. Well, w ith the gam bling fraternity we queer thing happened to me With the side stepping th a t is w ill be glad to give it to the about a y ea r ago. Y o u ’d think in evidence am ong the members public. it queer for a rough man like me when some measures have been It looks, a t this stage o f the to cry for ten minutes, and no up for consideration, the people game, like the democratic presi body hurt either, wouldn’t you? a re getting th a t same feeling. dential nomination would go to Well, I did, and I alm ost cry An Indiana wom an is asking B ryan w ithout an y pow -w ow every time I think o f it. for a divorce from her eighth about it, but w ith tbe republi “ I w a s running along one after husband and she w ill get it. cans it is different. Several light noon pretty lively, when I ap A ny wom an w ho can catch eight ning rods are up already and the proached q,.little village where husbands and dispose o f seven breeze has hardly - commenced to the tracks cut to the street. I o f them w ill be a match for the blow . The nomination would slacked up a little, but w a s still courts in her attem pt to dispose go to Roosevelt w ithout doubt, m aking good speed, when sud o f the eighth and last encum should he consent to make the denly about tw en ty rods ahead brance. race, but since he sticks to his o f me a little girl, no mote than three years old, tottled onto the public declaration th a t he w ill track. You can’t even imagine Governor Hughes, o f New not be a candidate, some other Y ork, by the independent a tti man o f his type will no donbt m y feelings. There w a s no w ay tude he is assuming since he took be sought for. It w ill take a to save her. I t w a s impossible tbe oath o f office, is putting him clean man o f hard headed con- to stop, o r even slack much, at th a t distance, a s the train w as self in the class of presidential victions, w ho can possibilities. There are a large get close to a large class of heavy and the grade descending. class of republicans w ho feel th a t voters w ho care little for p a rty In ten seconds it would have it will be wise to cut out the old ties, to beat a united democracy been all over, and after reversing wheel horses in the p a rty and w ith B ryan a s the standard and applying the brake, I shut p ass the nomination up to a bearer and tbe republican party m y eyes. I didn’t w an t to see m an of his type. cannot afford to make a mistake. any more. “ As we slowed down my fire M any slates w ill be badly shat When visiting basketball teams tered in the next tw elve months, man stuck his head out o f the defeat tbe Pacific College team but in the sifting the p a rty can cab w indow to see w h at I on tbe home floor the facts are be trusted to find the man for stopped for, when he laughed and shouted to me, ‘Jim , look given to tbe Portland papers, the hour. herd’ I looked, and there w as but when the boys visit other a big, black Newfoundland dog points and win, the same cour holding the little girl in his tesy is not extended to them. San Francisco's “ B a r b a r y month, leisurely w alking tow ard A t least no account of the gam es C o a st,” like its Chinatown, is the house where she evidently won by them a t Monmouth and being re-erected on the old site, belonged. She w a s kicking and Salem on last F rid ay and Satu r thus fulfilling the predictions of crying, so th a t I knew she d ay nights w a s given in the those w ho said th at the good w asn ’t hnrt, p nd the dog had Portland papers. I t could hard resolutions made a ftsf’ the fire saved heri- M y fireman thought ly be put down a s an oversight by the San Franciscans would it fanny and kept laughing, but in both instances. not la st long. I cried like a wom an. I just A subscriber, w ho dropped in couldn’t help it. I had a little Five women were chosen as to renew his subscription one girl o f my own a t home.” —The d a y last week, made the request county treasurers in Idaho at Yonng Catholic Messenger. th a t the Graphic should say to the recent election and seventeen the farm ers’ w ives th a t they women a s county superinten Nature • missed a chance to dents o f schools«. ought to im prove the quality o f make everybody happy when the butter they take to m arket. Honeybees are generally cred she failed to send summer daring When we suggested to him th at ited w ith instinctive skill in m ak the winter, and winter durjng as he was already baldheaded it ing the cells of the comb bexago- the summer. Take Orino Lsxadve Fruit Syr up. It sweetens the stomach, aids digestion and acts as a gentle stimu lant on the liver and bowels with out irritating these organs. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cares bilious ness and habitual constipation. Does not nauseate or gripe and is mild and pleasant to take. Re member the name Orino and refuse to accept any substitute. For sale by F . H. Caldwell & Co. TIM E T O FENCE YOUR FARM Don’t th row a t a dog until yon are certain he w ill run. ELLW OOD FENCE Neighbors Got Fooled. " I was literally coughing myself to death, and bad become too weak to leave my bed; and neighbors predicted that I would never leave it alifo; but they got fooled, for thanks be to God, I was induced to tiy Dr. King's New Discovery. It took just four one dollar bottles to completely cure the cough and restore me to good sound health,” writes Mrs. Eva Uncapher, of Grovertown, Stark county, Indiana. This king of cough and cold cures, and healer of throat and lungs, is guaranteed by F. H. Caldwell & Co., druggist. 50c and $ 1. Trial bottle free. Everyone's happiness depends upon the happiness o f some one else. Btelng From the Grave. A prominent manufacturer, Wm. A. Fretwell, of Lucama, North Carolina, relates a most remarkable experience. He says: “ After tak ing less than three bottles of Elec tric Bitters, I feel like one rising from tbe grave. My trouble is Bright’s disease, in the Diabetes stage. I fully believe Electric Bit ters will cure me permanently, for it has already stopped tbe liver and bladder complications which have troubled me for years.” , Guaran teed st F . H. Caldwell & Co’s., druggist. Price only 50c. A soft snap is w h a t you had when you did not know it. Hunting for Trouble. “ I ’ve lived in California twenty years, and am still hunting for trouble in tbe way of burns, sores, wounds, boils, cuts, sprains, or a case of piles that Bucklen’s Arnica Salve won’t quickly cure, writes Charles Walters, of Alleghany, Sierra county. No use bunting, Mr. Walters; it cures every case. Guaranteed at P . H. Caldwell & Co’s, drug store. 25c. Made in all.atyles and heights for field! lawn and poultry purposes. This is an all Steel Fence and especially desirable because of its strength, superi or galvanizing, elasticity, and variety of Call and examine this fence both in the roll and in our living sample. KING & B E N N E T T HARDWARE CO. Closing Out I You will no doubt be odds and ends and remnants left over from our Clearance Sale which we musk close out to make room for our new goods, which will arrive in a short time. These are all good goods, but the lines are broken and rather thaw have them in die way when we need die room for Spring Stock, we have decided to place them on die market at prices d*»» a re Real Bargains. No girl who can’t support a husband feels able to m arry. Y o u rs fo r Q uick S a le s Patterson, Parrish & Co. T r y our L IS K W A R E For yo u r K ltehon * M erit m ay speak for itself, but it gets more listeners when money talk s for it. A Habit to be Encouraged. Tbe mother who has acquired the habit of keeping on band s bot tle of Chamberlin’s Cough Remedy saves btrself a great deal of uneaai- Coughs, colds CU TLER Y 8 aitatola fe ra li T H E IM PRO V ED ACM E W A SH ER A Child can Operate it ives Health, Strength A Clothing. Purposes. Yon w ill find them a t J . B . M o u n ts OUDSST FIRM IN TO«N Challenge Sale WOMEN Robcrtln* give* F h*t •▼ «7 woman moat SMtrw—«. perfect complexion It bring» that «oft. amooth, fjeeh. clear tint to tha cheek that denote« jrouthfulneee. It will brln* beauty to thoae who lack it: It will rotaln It for thoae who already poeeaaa It; It will enoblo you to oucooeefully combat tha raracee o f weather and time. Don’t doubt—don 't a roue. Juat try Roberttnc. Tour druggist will g iro yon a free «ample. All drug gists hasp Roberttne. We challenge the entire state to meet our prices on Ladies Dress Skirts, Underwear, Hosery, Gowns, Kimonas, and everything else in our winter Hne o f goods. We solicit your careful in vestigation.
