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A ■ | S f i P O T U P a r lo r -O a r D iv e r s io n . Id . "Porter," Mid the fussy lady In the W ■ w ■ * * pallor car, “ I wish you would opon this Few are entirely (tee from it. window.” It may develop eo slowly aa to oaoae The lady In the aeat directly across little if any diatarbanoe during the whole the car heard the request and drew a period of childhood. I cloak about her. WIT Or THE YOUNGSTERS. Little Freddii •Did Ood make every Saplelgb— Yaws, W eddle. B e ¡made evwythlng foh some— aw— per* pose, doncber know. Little Freddie— What do yon s’pose he made yon for? Teacher— What la a shepherd. Tom my 7 Tommy— One who cares fo ri ¡sheep. Teacher— That’s righ t Now, remarked the commercial .Tommy, can you tell me what a eow- our duty la very plain, 'ard Is? Johnny— One who cares for - * * ” • ! * ,b" i *■— -'• enmptioD, before earning eruptions, ■b® *“ appq!, testily, aorca or swellinga. death.'* -To get entirely rid of it take the great btood-puriller, Hood’s Sarsaparilla In nsoal liquid form or In chocolated tablets known m S u re* tube. 100 doses |L lauistwui. The elderly and somewhat flnstrated lady stopped an obeee man on a crowd- ad street “ Dees It .make any difference," She naked, "which o f these cars I take to the cemetery?** „ "Not to me, madam." answered the polite heavy-weight aa be lifted his hat and passed on. The Invention o f clocki la by no auane a modern one Clocki which were ran by weights ware need by the Saracens at the time o f the CruMdee, sad some authorities state that they w»ire Invested by Padflcui as early aa the ninth century. In the works o f Dante are references to machines which »truck the hours, I shall freeze to thing t I >en ciom It and suffocate the other." Puck* _________ j f # It tm tm m w r. A million or two o f people who have ent this summer at the seashore are rongly disposed to *>end next sum- •r In the back country or the moan- Ins. i f they persevere In this deter- 'nation their placM w ill be filled by arsons who bavo spent this summer the mountains and the back coon- y and don't want to go back. It has en a very trying qummer, moggy, ggy, 'skeetry, damp, moist, hot sad lacellaneonsly plalatlve. hot ■ It has en about aa bad i f one place u la tother.— Harper's Weekly ' — ---------------— ft TE R R IB LE E X PE R IE N C E . Teacher (to new pupil)— What*e your name? New Pupil—T-t-tomhiy T-t-tlaker. Teacher— And do you stnt- «** time. Tommy? New Pupil — N-n-no, m-ma'am; o-o-nly when I t-t-talk. One day little 4-year-old Elmer had been naughty and his mother found H necessary to use her slipper rather freely. When bis father came borne to dinner Ehner M id : “ Peps, I wish you’d di«charge mamma; shea getting too hossy ” I _ ’ „ „ . . . - Babri had been very ill, and ^ when WM convalescent she M id: "Mamma, Is heaven a bean- tlful p la c e r "Yea, dear," was the re ply. “Then why did that old doctor try Ind.* m j i : " I had been showing symptom« of kid- ft church recently dedicated In fit. Paul . SOT trouble from the « M erected at a coat of 97,000, raised by \ timo I was mastered CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING È gorlc* D rops and Soothing; Syrups. I t is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium* Morphine nor other Vareotle ■ubstance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worm s and allays Feverishness. It cores .Diarrhoea and W ind Colic. It relieves Teething’ Troubles* cures Constipation and Flatulency. I t assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Panacea --The Mother’s Friend. CASTORIA G E N U IN E F e n th e e s M . Grandma— Tommy, is there anything * I see they’ve discharged that derft who you like better than a piece of pit? M v o d oo much money oat of kU small Tommy (w it h Me month fa ll)— •alary. Didn’t they know he was grafting Yes’m. Two pieces. , all the time?" “ Yea, bat they suspect now that ho got _ M o tio n w ill And M r-. W in d ow 's Soothing Syrup the bast rem edy to ss e for th eir eh U d ieê some of A c graft that rightfully belonged to tho bigger officer* of the company." during th e teething period. and than dropsy. I WM weak and help- lese, having ran down from F . 180 t o 1SS pounds. I was hay m oralised the profeaeer, "b u t hi the «mat tsaaitee.Dr.B H .K iia*.Ld. sm A ich B t,rau a..P a ing terrible pain in the kidney* and the Selwatlat’a D e e e rlp tlo a o f B a r t h - of too many men It in a policy that has ------------------------- «w a k e ’s W o r k N e a r V a lp a r a is o . Mentions passed almost involuntarily. a surrender value."__________ a C en e etlee . CharlM Darwin, the famous English My left leg swelled until it was 84 T# Brook in N e w s h o es . Mr. Stoplate— I believe I most say Inches around, and the doctor tapped it • d e n tilt once traveled through Booth N PAINLESS M A I N 2029 EXTRACTI ON FAILING BLOC 3 " ii. W A S H PORTLAND CBÉ S O <i PLAT1S$5 America ; and one o f the beet'sccounts o f Chile la contained in ' hie "Journal o f Researches.’’ This description o f the Andea le Tommy—What la the "height o f fol from that portion o f bis narrative In ly." pat which be recounts a camping trip In Pa— Yrtnr slater's bean, my son. He the mountains near Valparaiso. la shx feet two. Darwin says: "T h e evening waa Dingoes— Shadbolt, I ’ve borrowed a good many little some from you, at one time and another. Do you know just bom much 1 owe you? Shadbolt (with alacrity)— Yea; it’s ex actly 9»A Dlnguae— Then let me have 9ft will you? That will make it an even hundred, and It will be easier for me to remember. R e a lise d It H e r*e lf. HARD WATER MADE SOFT The angry waves broke upon the state ly vessel. “ Isn't the commotion terrible?" ex claimed the young man with the steamer cap and the camera. “ O, yes!” moaned the pale young wom an in the steamer chair. “ You feel it* too, do yon?" W o w ld Bait Hies B etter. The Judge— Mr. Twiggies, do you wish to poll the Jury? The lawyer (who had kwt his case)— No, yoar honor; bat it would afford me Infinita Mtlefectioa If I oould club the P r e k a k lf W e n t A l l B ig h t. AU desterà. Fall Ha* eeckae* Borea * Borei Boepi H-peso booklet aedeeevm tr ptetare Tal« la 10 outer- n w ter 10 coeu end deeler'a n e e e P A C IF IC COAST B O R A X ca, Oakland CaL W . L. D O U G L A S *3.50 B U dt *3.00 Shoes Y IN T H E W O R L D W.LDwglM$ 4 M l U p Ite a jw M itiq p rte "J. Smith, Famished Geological Struc ture, III." This waa the addrees on the letter postmarked “ Boston, Aug. 27, 1000." "T ry Starved Rock," wrote the edu cated railway postal clerk just bslew the address.— Chicago Tribune. Artificial rubles are now »access fully made up to twelve or fifteen carats by M. Yemeni, a scientist of Paris. T h e R o e w a lle A i r e f F risco. We Trust Doctors V .I « eetWn of the bowel,, notennon* prod not, or* ebeerbed, cautln* b**d*eh*. M ilo******, see- ••*, dr*pop*!*. *nd the* prevsettee the Bar- *ee*rni* from M u l b b*»t work. A r*r * good-night. Always shake la Allen's Foot-Earn, a powder, »c u r e s hot, sweating, aching, swollen lest. Cures corns, in grow in g n d ls and baniona A t «11 druggists and shoe stores, Me. Don't accept M lu T e r a le e p — O h, _. .. , ,B o ®M y o n 7 A i i l ^ r f f l E L n W f e L f S W 1* “ - Addr" * A lim & Olmsted, U Koy, N. T . Mr Stoplate— Why, really— ah— it’e getting rather late. Isn’t It? d o n ’t ! W hy A song called the "Hymn of Apollo," I M1 m Teraleep— Yea, altogether too written 280 yearn B. C., has just been late to say good night Say good-morn- •ung for th e first time In England. lng. — Cleveland Leader. In cutting a canal at Bordeaux a buried statue hM been discovered of Anne o f A n * : ria. queen of Louis X I I L , who died at ParU in 1000. 9100 Reward. $ 100 . • The readers o f this neper w ill be pleased ta learn th at there U e t least one dreaded disease that science has been able to c o re In e ll Its stage*, and th a t U Catarrh. H a ll's Catarrh Cure u the on ly p e d tive cure know n to the m edical fratern ity. Catarrh b eing a oonetita- tlon al dieaaae, requires s constitutional treat ment. H a ll's Catarrh Cure M fatten in tern a lly, acting d ire c tly upon the U ood en d mneons sufiaees o f th e system, mere by destroying the loun Jetton of the disease, and g iv in g the pa- tien t stren gth by bu ild in g up the conetltntion and assisting nature in doin g it* w o rk . T h e proprietors have so much faith In Its e n re ttr* powers th a t th ey offer On# Hundred Dollars for any ease th a t It fails to cure. Bend lo r Hat of testim onials. A d I r e s a T V . J. CH EN EY A CO., Toledo, Ok. Bold by druggists, 75c. Hair* Fam ily P ills are the best. rough m au o f green stone which crowns the summit o f the Andes. Thlk rock, aa frequently happen«, was much shattered and broken Into huge angu lar fragments. I observed, however, one remarkable circumstance— namely, that many o f the surfaces presented every degree o f freshness, some appear ing as If broken the day before, while on others lichens bad either Just be come, or had long grown, attached. I so folly believed that this was owing to the frequent earthquakes, that I felt inclined to harry from below each loose pile. "W e spent the day on the summit, and I never enjoyed one more thor oughly. Chile, bounded by the Andes and the Pacific, waa seen as in a map. "W ho can avoid wondering at the force which has up heaved these moun tains, and even more so at the count less ages which It most have required to,-have broken through, removed and leveled whole masses o f them? " I wondered bow any mountain Plggmae— I see that the champion San Francisco la permeateqr with an bootblack la dead. Dismakea— Yea: Death tovaa a shining air o f romance and adventure. No mark.— American Spectator. where may one turn without being re minded o f the legends that have been woven aronnd the forty-nine re and their Immediate followers. The name« o f the streets and o f the business blocks, inch aa Kearney, Sutter, Mont gomery, Dupont, Flood, Crocker and Sharon, bring to the mind o f the visi tor long forgotten stories o f riot or ad venture and o f fortune« whose vast- ness once excited his wonder or made him Incredulous. T o read the words that are painted upon the street cars I f y o u a r e s u ffe r in g fr o m o f San »Francisco Is to be carried back im p u re b lo o d , thin b lo o d , d e In fancy to the time when the city was T ry W . L I l n u f l u W o m e n '*, M in e * en d b ility , n ervou sn ess, exhaus peopled only by thoee who, having CHUdron’a ehoeet f o r etyle, lit en d w e a r t k n o i e e l oU ier m oke*. turned from all ejee that men hold tion , y o u shou ld begin at on ce It I could take you Into m y large dear, had gone In search o f fortune and w ith A y e r ’ s S arsap arilla, the factories at Brockton, Maas.,and show found It, always Just as they were you how carefully W .L . Douglasshoee S arsap arilla y o u h ave know n about to give up In despair and die of a t « made, yen would than understand •11 y o u r life . Y o u r d o c to r starvation or succumb to the hardships w k y th ey bold their shape, m better. with which human endurance could k n o w 8 lt,too . A s k him about It. fio longer cope.— Chicago RecortL-Her- T ee meat leek well »H er the condition e f yeerflhrerena bowel*. Uni*,* that* I* «ally aid. Ä ALW AYS In Use For Over 30 Years J V - out of tho army, but. » a ll my lifa I nevai Buffered aa in 18«t. K t e Headaches, diuineee C T and alMplaameM first, D a x c o t ic N EW YO RK. ^ ¡\ O N ot N What Is CASTORIA > 9 B e a n the Signature o f Italy about the end o f the thirteenth century. The oldest clock o f which there Is any certain record was erected tn a tower in the palace o f CharlM Y. volt Ava., Indianapolis, o f France In 1804. 10.000 contribution! of 70 cents each. Promotes DtgestionJCheerful- ness and Resi.Conlalns neither Opium.Morphine norMkieraL H ad to K n e w . * "Shay, ol’ man, where’s my fi-fl-flan- eeeT” “ Now, look here—you're In no condi tion to see n lady." " I know It— c'd shee two In my cti- dltlon. Merely dldn’ want ber to shee me. WherelMhe ?"— Cleveland Leader. 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If your dealer does not keep Mioa A xle Grease w e will tell you one who does. ■*v * 1 h