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H U N early every one likes a fine h air.d ressin g . Something j o make the hair more manage ab le; to keep It from being too rough, o r from aplitring at the ends. $dmething* too, that will feed the hair at the same time, a regular hair-food. Well-fed hair will be strong, and will remain where it belongs— on the head, not on the com bi The beet kind bf a testimonial— "S o ld tor over sixty y i t r i . " Mette by J O A yer Co., Lowoll, K a o * Also men ameturors a? A lu e r l SARSAPARILLA. ‘ > PILLS. > CHERRY PECTORAL. N o t h i n * bet the Teeth. Mr. Askltt— What age would you rather have lived In, Mias TblrtloddT Miss Thlrtlodd— In the birthdayless gge, I think. A n ta l Q a e e a a T a lle r (k a a K lm gs. “ Do you think the widow will break There Is hardly a king In Christen dom to-day whose wife does not over-, hla w l l i r “ Won't be necessary. Bbe top him by a head. dl<* that long before she became a wid King Edward Is quits six Inches ow*" Philadelphia Ledger, shorter than Queen Alexandra. | Maid— Are you at home to Mrs. The Czar la overtopped a full head Toney, mum? She’s at the door, tree*— I am If she has a new bat by the Czarina. Kaiser Wilhelm Is o f the medium not otherwise.— Cleveland Leader. height, 'but the German Empress Is Inert Ike— W ot does “procrastinate’’ tall, and that la why the proud Kalaer mean? -homeless Homer—T o put off. will never consent to be photographed Inert Ike—Gee, but wusn’t we procras beside hla wife, unless she sits while be tinated from dat fast freight 1— Cleve stands. land Leader. The King o f Italy, short and squat, Jonee—What do you think o f the hardly comes up to the shoulders of Louvre gallery? Smith (Just back)— the tall, athletic Queen Helena. Oh, the pictures are pretty good, but The King o f Portugal, though fat there are no jokes underneath them.— ter, Is less tall than bis Queen. New York Bun. Even the Prince o f Walee la shorter Christian Science Mother— Eleanor, a good .four IncbM than the Princess. Tbs young King o f Spain la several what Is the matter? Christian Science Child— Oh, mamma, I got a terrible Inches shorter than hla new bride. The Queen o f Denmark towers above error o f the mind in my stomach.— Medical Journal. her royal spouse. M a t t e r o f D ie t. D ld e 't W r ite to H e r. Little Dorothy came hurrying home from school to tell in glowing terms about her new teacUer, says tbs New York World. "W hat’s bar name?” " I don’t know,” said Dorothy. “ Why, then, bow do you address her?” “ Why,” answered Dorothy, “ we do not write to her.”— New Orleans Pica yune. The P ro e tto o l V ie w . He— Boston girls seem to have on air of superior Intelligence. '/ She— Oh, that’s a matter o f diet rath er than real knowledge. I t Isn’t diffi cult for n Boston girl to know beans. Indianapolis Banking Facilities. There are in Indianapolis, where the National Editorial association convenes in Jans, seven national banks with a total capital of $6,000,000 and total de posita of $88,400,000. The total stir pi as and undivided profits are $2,726,- 000. In addition them are six trust companies with a total capital of $2,- 476,000; the surplus and undivided promts, $1,210,000, and total deposits, $10,800,000. A ll the banks of Indian apolis are in excellent condition, earn ing fair dividends and entirely worthy of all confidence. ' “ What I want,” algbed the enthusi astic young star, “ is one o f the delicate, dainty roles which take the soul Into Arcady.” ' “ That’s all very well, traveling the gentle path of dalliance to Arcady,” said the heavy villain, "but let me tell you It's lota more satisfactory In. the Mothers w ill And Mr-. Winslow’« Soothing long run to get the fat parts that lead Syrup the best remedy louse for their children to the pork barrel.”— Baltimore Ameri during the teething period. can. W r lo a d a h lp ’o T r ib u t e . ■ le t . “ Didn’ t the wedding go off nicely!” ex claimed Miss Bwcetun, enthusiastically. » m MU. T.rtun W e show the duke about New York. “This,” we explain, “ Is W all street” poor, dear Fan needn't havs to . » ¿ 1 * 2 His grace yawns. 8b. “ Er— where Is Brad street, dontye- prompt in asking h.r nwponae. sdn’t the slightest reason ts fear that knowT” be asks. _y sek would repent sad back out whan ska The ladles o f the party are much ag had him actually at the altar.” itated; It ta the Drat hint our distin guished guest has let fall.— P uck. A Far mar’ s Irrigation. H e « We K is h C o e l a s . " I suppose,” said the young widow, coyly, “ that you have been unfortunate In your love affairs.” “ On the contrary,” rejoined the mid dle-aged bachelor, “ I have been exceed ingly fortunate. I never fell In love with a woman who would have me.” M a r l « L ift . Annt Mary—The Idea o f yon marry ing young W iggins! Why, he can’t raise enough money to buy a square meal. Pretty Niece— Oh, that doesn’t mat ter; we are going to visit among our relrftlons. GASOLENE ENGINES i « . o . m - powsr fully warranted. I I » . AH «I m « and ■t> let at lowest price*. Write for catalog. . RCIERSON M ACHINERY C O M P A N Y Pwtlm d. Oregea. Around the World “ I have I the HswsWsa and found U m at tba only article that suited. I ass aaw la th is co u n try (Africa) and think a great daal of yoar coat*." (aura on eeeuoertoa) Btrawler— I ’ve seen 8nippem, the tailor, going up to your studio every day for a week. la be sitting for you? Denber— No, he’s laying, for Cleveland Leader. Madge—They say she Is very clever, but I have never noticed I t Marjorie — O f course n ot She says all the d ev er things about you after you have gone.— Harper’s Baser. New York Men— Why do they cell Boston “the Huh?" Han Francisco Man— Because the swiftest part o f tbs country Is the furthest from I t I guess.— Cleveland Leader. “ Do you joke writers ever make jokes at your own expense?” “ For the first few years all our Jokes are mads that way. A fter that If we’re lucky, we get paid for ’em."— Ex. Mother— Has Charles proven himself to be a thoroughly abstemious man? June Bride— Yea, Indeed! He partic ularly abstains from giving me any money— Detroit Free Press. “ There are too many grafters In the world,” said tbs patriotic citizen. “ Un- questionably,” answered Senator Bor- 1 "* * * T “T f * enouf h 8 ™ « to go ’round."-W sshlng- ton Btar. Miss Passey— A fortune teller told me where I should find my future husband. Mrs. Sltnplats—Goodness! give me ber address at Qbce. Perhaps Under shore caption la i recent is she could tell me wheiw my present one sue of The Furrow, tbs following arti la —Judge. cle appeared: H lx— I don’t believe half our rich “ There is at least one man in the men know wbon they are well off. Dlx min belt region of the United Htntos — Where did you get that Idea? H lx— who has solved the drouth problem, A t the court bouse. I was down there and in overcoming his drouth night this morning looking over the tax lists. mare he has somewhat unexpectedly —Chicago Dally News. discovered that every year brings s “ Dear John,” wrote Mrs. Newlywed drouth, to s greeter 6r lees extent. ‘ I have pnt in, as yon see,’ he said to me, from the shore, “ I Inclose the hotel “ Dear Jane, I Inclose check,” ‘a simple plan of irrigating some of my bill.” lend from a little streets running wrote John, “ but please don’t buy any through the piece which I thought more hotels at this price— they are rob would give me srop insurance daring bing you.” — Smart 8et dry years; but it has taught me that Sporting Customer— A pound o f never a year goes by that there is not cheese, please. Grocer— Gorgonzola or soma period or periods of greater or lees Cheddar? Sporting Customer— Oh, I extant that s watering does not greatly don’t care. Start ’em both across the increase the crop. I can observe accu counter and I ’ll take the winner.— rately, because I have my irrigated Philadelphia Telegram. crope growing practically alongside Cabby— I ’ad a beard like yours those which get only rainfall for their once, but when I found what It mads watering.' “ Thia farmer's discovery of tha effi me look like 1 got It cut off. Bussy— ciency and eaee of irrigating waa in a An’ 1 hatl a fac« lllte youra once, an’ measure occidental. A little stream «'hen I found I couldn't get It cut off which showed a capacity— in July— of I grew a beard.— Punch, about tlx cubic ieet per recond, or *ay, - j » you know anything about thia 2,600 gallons a minute, which ie a note?” asked the man from the col- much smaller stream than the fignres I leetlorf agency, sternly. The Impecu- wonld indicate to the unwary, runs j u[oua one looked at the paper careful- i KING P a t*. OHM—According to the coroner's verdict, a mob composed entirely of women was responsible for Green’s demise. Miles— How did It happen? plies— He accidentally got near p bargain counter where |i shirt walqfs ^VW VW W NA^ were being sold at 08 cents and was Church— Are you acquainted with trampled underfodt—Columbus Dis Flapbush 7 Gotham— Oh, yes; why, patch. we sleep lb adjoining pews!— Yonkers Statesman. THE OF BLOOD PURIFIERS N o other remedy has given such perfect satisfaction as a blood purifier and tonic or is so reliable in the cure of blood dis eases of every character as S. S. S. I t is known as “ T h e K in g of Blood Purifiers,” and the secret of its success and its right to this title is because taiT CURES DISEASE It is an honest medicine, made entirely of purifying, healing roots, herbs and barks, which are acknowledged to be specifics for diseases arising from an impure or poisoned condition of the blood and possessing tonic properties that act gen tly and admirably m the up-building of a run down, weakened or disordered condition of the system. ' - One of the greatest points in favor of S. S. S. is that it is the only blood remedy on the market which does not contain a mineral ingredient of some kind to derange or damage the system. I t is the one medicine that can be taken with absolute safety by the youngest child or the oldest member of the fam ily, and persons who have allowed their systems to get in such condition that most medicines are repulsive to the stomach w ill find that S. S. S., while thorough, is gentle and pleasant in its action, and has none of the nauseating effects of the different mineral mixtures and concoctions offered as blood purifiers. A s every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and strength, it is necessary that this vital fluid be kept free from germs and poisons. So long as it remains uncontaminated we are fortified against dis- Gentlemen:— 8. S. B. la uoed aa a fam ily medicine in oar ease, and health is assured; but any impurity, home. I m yself have taken and alw ays found It w hat it la humor or poison acts injuriously on the sys olalmed to be. It thoroughly ole&nses the system o f Im increases tbs appetite. Im proves the digestion, tem and affects the general health. Pus parities, and builds up the general health. I have given It to my tular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the ohUdron w ith fine results. It prom ptly restores the appe tite and clears the skin o f all eruptions. It la n very fine different skin affections show that the blood blood tonic and has my hearty endorsement. is in a feverish and diseased condition as a 184 8. 0th B l , Lebanon, Pa. P. H. T H O M P S O N . result of too much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious^Blood Poison etc., are all deep-seated blood disorders that continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. But all blood diseases are not acauired; some persons are bom with an hereditary taint in the blood and we see this great affliction manifested in many ways. Th e skin has a waxy, pallid appearance, the eyes are often weak, glands of the neejt enlarged, and as the taint has been in the blood sihee birth the entire health is usually affected. In all blood troubles S. S. S. has proved itself a perfect remedy and has well earned the title of “ K I N G O F B L O O D P U R IF IE R S .” It goes down into the circulation and removes all poisons, humors, waste or foreign matter, and makes this stream of life pure and health- sustaining. . Nothing reaches inherited blood • troubles like S. S. S.; it removes every particle of the taint, purifies and strengthens the weak, deteriorated blood, and supplied it with the healthful properties it needs and establishes the m foundation for good health. A s a tonic this ™ great medicine has no eqnal, and it w ill be found bracing to weak, anaemic persons. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Sores and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Scrofnla, Contagious Blood Poison and till other blood troubles are cured perma nently by S. S. S., and so thorough is the cleansing of the blood that no trace of the dis ease is left to break out in future years or to be transmitted to offspring. I f yon are in need of a blood purifier get “ T H E ’ K I N G ” of them all, S. S. S.— and good results are assured. Book on the blood and any medical advice desired furnished without charge to all who writ#» RELY VEGETABLE sr“'i THE SW IFT SPECIFIC COM PANY. ATLANTA, BA. PUTNAM M lM a r amé s M io | lw partaci rase _ oate oak caters. MONROE DRUG I f o t M a i C eeaaaoe fo r H er. Oma 10c pote el 10c a CASTO R IA P o r In fa n ta a n d Children. Tfci Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature o f V itti»' CITO * • v,tn P a a re and all ITervooe Disease* iiantly corad by Dr. K iln *'a Ureo« N0rV$ IMftOlTi ______ lorer. Bond ter F R E E f t trial botti* and treat! a * Dr. R. H. K iln .. Ld-.M l Arch ML, P h U * ,P * P a r e n t a l S o lic it e d « . "Maria, who is that young chap that’s coming to see Bessie?” “ His name is Hankinaon. He seems to be all right.” l a B a a ln ra a C ir c le «. “ Do you consider him a safe young Biggs— Anything doing In your line man?” of business? “ Bessie doe*. She say* he's In good cir Diggs— Yes. One o f our bill collec cumstances and has been operated on for tors who had been working on commis appendicitis.” sion starved to death lest week. 'us tufi i DYES Write fe r tras amé le te «re. O f te s ra a . ” 1 understand that Mrs. De Style is "Poodelle, you mustn’t forget to attend a great stickler for having everything the official meeting this afternoon." “ What’s it f o r r — o f the most exclusive kind.” “ We are going to double the capital “ Y e # s h e discharged her doctor be stock of the company.” cause be told ber that ber temperature “ Tc double it? Great Scott! Where waa too low.”— Baltimore American. is the money to come from?“ “ From the public, of course. Where did you auppoae?” » ilh ‘ .\light, _‘ ^ L tJhr0.afh * 01 IT- “ NO.” he decided, “ I can’t say that rich bottom land and at one point near I ever met I t ” — Cleveland Leader. ÏÏK.HBST HWAEP WORLD'S FAIR, 1904. V .. ... ita lower end had been dammed by the Mrs. Goode (a clergyman's w ife )— boys to form a bathing pool. Several The wortd-wM* reputa- ______ Deafness Cannot Be Cured tlon of Tower's Water- ^ n f f F D ’ « years ego, while in the midst of a de My husband always says a abort pray bv local application! aa they cannot reach the proof O ile d Clothing er before each meal. The New Cook diwased portion of the ear. There la only one structive drouth which was burning np a*«urea the buyer Ql t , - * to cure dea;neas, and that la by constita- the poeltWe worth of t . the crope even on this nsnally moist (Indignantly)— Well, be needn’t take way tlonal rented lea. lieafnesa 1s cau* <1 by an in all geruMuts bearing ■lch precautions phwlle I'm at tb’ flamed condition of the mucous lining of the bottom land, the farmer raised this this Biga of the Fleh. Tube. When thia tube it Inflamed dam by throwing in earth with the range; I ’m no cookin’ school grad- Kustaohlau on have a rumbling aound or imperfect hear- A. J. TOW ER CO., Boston. U. S. A. ng, and when it la entirely doted, Deafneas it help of a plow and ecoopa, and crudely ooate!— Puck. the result, and unleas the inflammation can be TOWER CANADIAN CO., LIMITED, flooded several acres of cabbages, mel taken out and this tube re-toted to Its normal Friend— What’s that big box on the jjj Toronto, Canada. condition, hearing w ill be deetroyed forever; on! and some recently planted late front o f your machine? Automobilist nine caeca out of ten are earned by Catarrh. corn. The result waa so satisfactory —That’s a camera for taking moving which is nothing but an Inflamed condition o i and the idea of overcoming nature mo the-mucous surfaces. W m w ill give One Hundred Dollars for any fascinating, that the next year, after pictures. You see, I go so fast I don’t of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can have time to ‘ look at the scenery, and the spring high water season, a more not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cur*. Mend for so I photograph It aa I go along.— circu lars, free. ■nbetantial dam . wav put in at tba hood Trade Directory P. J. CHXNSY « CO., Toledo, O. of tha field which enabled the flooding L ’l,instra tlon. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Ñamas end Addressee la F art tend e l Repre Hall's Family n ils ara the hast. of the entire bottom, with a little Daughter— No, mamma, Harold baa sentative rough surveying to'find the levels. The not proposed yet— that la, no In oo D l « th e Beat I t C o w l«. PH O TO S U P P L Ì BMt Kodak developing and nrlat- yield is stated to have been enormous, many word*. Mother—Mercy on me, las ; write tat price* W oodard. Clarke A U * The photographer waa preparing to and While the farmer’ s tendency hoe Jane! You must not wait for words 1 take a negative of the prise bnlldog. M A OIL’ L A N T E R N S - w n s ta r Oa.. bean to over-im gate, ho ie learning Proposals are mostly made up of sighs, Lowest priesa on Lnowraa aad Hilda* “ Look pleasant,” he said, mecuantcally. B L A S T 1C H O N lB R Y ; Sopportar* Broera; Knit lo more than be ever knew before aboht gurgles, stammers, coughs, hems, haws, Tha intelligent animal showed its fangs P itt hoc measurement blanks: Woodard. Clark* the great prodnetiva capacity of land and looks, you know.— Ex. still mors, but tho effort could scarcely ISBM at alt klads ter aal* at rar/ roaaouabla which baa enough water at the right be called a success. oa* I attuila tn Front St. “ What are you studying now?” asked ¿ime, and aleo the great response which “ W e have taken up the M E S sont oa approval ; ara en arante« St la comes from heavily manured soil whan Mrs. Cumrox. A ILIN G W O M EN . difficult cata«*: Woodard, Clark* A C * wall supplied with watar. Hie dam ie subject o f molecules,” answered ber “ I hope you will be very atten K s s g th a K id n e y s W e ll and tha Kidnaps A R T I F I C I A L R Y E S : eyery shad« and ahaaet**- a cheap affair, bnilt entirely by labor eon. W i l l K e e p T e n W a ll. aortatettt n u l ou approval: Woodard, Clark* «Jo on the farm, and largely reconstructed tive and practice constantly,” said the Sick, suffering, languid women ere It hoe no storage capacity, mother; “ I tried to get your father to C R E A M S E P A R A T O R S —W « treorantr* tb* U.R. each year. • Kr par at or to b* tha brat. W rite tor ftm cat* u*. the irrigation depending entirely upon wear one, but be couldn't mske It stay learning the true cause of bad backs Haaatwood Co., Filth and Oak. and how to cure thervgular flow.’ ’ In his eye.”— Medical Standard. MErC’ S C LO TH TN O — Buffum A Pendleton, ante them. Mr*. W . G. With the lose of no time or labor and “ A girl," said Miss Prim, “ should aero,a Alfred lten|omla A Co.’« correct elothra Davie, of Groeebeck, E verything In m»B'a rurnlahlne* Mori at ooneidarably less expenaa could this always tench a man his distance.” Math streets. opposite pooloffic* Texas,’hays: "B ack farmer have secured the same, and even “ Yea,” replied Miss Koy, "but the right ache« hurt m i to I P O U L T R Y POOD— I f you want your hens lo lar better, reaalte bv the hydraulic ram. sort of a man would know his dis more ree* Write u* for frrr particular! «boot FO could hardly atand. K IN A P O U L T R Y FEKLIrt—Acme Mills O *. It works automatically after once being tance. I have no patience with the Pont aad, Oregon. _ _ _ _ _ 8pella of diixineea started, both night* and Bandaye, too, fellow who stands off about three feet i n « - sick headache P IA N O S * O R O A N S —Oldest piano hnum on Pa jast the earn* as interest and jnst oe cifie coast. Organa end Planea on eoay paym ent* safely. were frequent and I t requires no attention what- and then leans ’way over to kiss yon. W rite ter Ilot. Loi oe quote yon a prtoe. A l i e n * the action o f tire kid- ever.ood need o o i be rebuilt every « lf r ° u were “ hot P o ta to ."- * * . OU beet-Kaoiaker C * . Portland. Oregon. a neye was irregular. year oe does the dam. It dost more "8o<ly crackers? Yes'm," Mid the K O R A P H V T A U O rtT PRICE. Com- coorar and posit on a ecu red when graduated than merely to furnish watar for irri country etore keeper; “ I got ’em. I ’ll— Boon after I began taking Doan’ s K id dfer good only fbr abort llrue. W rite Ihr par- gating purposes. Pare water (or tha er—send ’em up to you!” “ Well,” re ney P llle 1 passed several gravel stones. r * P A C IF IC T E L K O K A P H IN S T IT U T E I Theatre Building, Portland, Oregon. house and barn is also supplied plied Mr*. Meddera, “ I did ’low to take I got well and the trouble has not re Every enterprising farmer ehoald In ’em with lie ." ” Yes'm, but, ye see. turned. My back ie good and strong No. 33- P. N. U. vestigate this ram subject if it Is only Bill Hruaer he’s n-dozln' on top o* the and my general health better.” *«1 verileare p io * * * Bold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. with the view of enpplying watar to the bRr-, Je-t now nn- ,le ,n the papar. hotu* to make it eoeier for M e d ito . |B. humor to day. -rh llu d elp h la I’rczo. ! Fort«*'-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING FADELESS may o th e r è ra . Dr. C. Gee Wo WORDERFUL HOME TREATMENT T ill* wonderful Cbl- » • h * Dticior U culled great Itecause he cure« people without opera tion thia are givn.i up to die. He cores with those wonderful Chi1 neoe herbs, roots, buds, i barks and vegetable» J that are entirely uh - f known to., medical set- ___________________ euc* III this oonulrr Through tbs ue* o f those huntil'-«* remt-dlea this fam oat doctor know« toe actios o f ovor M0 dISoreal remedto* which he siK-craafolly uses In d iffe r*«: dleewea. Ha Itaaraiitem to euro catarrh, asthma, lutts, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver: k:d- aeys. etc.: has hundreds of testimonials. CTtarses moderate, fa ll and see him. ra ti eat* oat o f Ute city write lor hlankr a o d r rcu lan Mead stamp. C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E . ■ Mints THE C. SEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO 162>< First St.. S. C. Car. Marrlsaa M ention paper. PORTLAND. ORCGON. Prove It By the Oven Fire P a t the wonderful K C B ik ing Pow der to the t e s t G et a can on a pprovaL Y o u r m oney will be retu rn ed if yo q d o n 't agree that all we claim is tru e. Y o u ’ll be delighted w ith the de liciou s, w holesom e things th at KC BAKING POWDER will bring to life in y o u r oven . K C Baking Pow der is tw o- thirds ch eap er and makes purer, b etter, m ore healthful food than oth er pow ders anyw here near E C Q uality. 25 oun ces for 25 cents. G et it to -d ay I J A Q U E S M F C . CO. C h ic a g o Read a postal ter -Book o f Preooot*- Is the oldest o f all dental work. Bat nothin« that modern dentistry hos orcont- pllshed Is (Tester than extia ctln « teeth without pain. W * hove I ! yearn’ erpori- aaoo te « o u m tM * W e can honestly extract a sore tooth without hurting you. Dr. Stordovant, specialist ou children's teeth and regulating. Pulling Teeth WISE BROTHERS ...DENTISTS... Fall ng Rulldlng, Third and Washington • A. M to t P. M. Sundays t to IX. Main tm .