Newberg graphic., December 21, 1905, Image 7

B U Y IN G LARGER FARM *.
THAT DO
NOT HEAL
fia r a l
W henever a sore or ulcer does not heal, no matter on w hat part o f the
body it m ay be, it is because o f a poisoned condition o f the blood. T h is
through the channels o f nature, has been le ft in the system and absorbed
in to the circulation. I t does not matter how the .poison became intrenched
in the blood, the fact that the sore is there and does not heal is evidence o f
a deep, u nderlying cause. There is nothing th a t causes m ore discomfort,
w orry and anxiety than a festering, discharging old sore that resists treat-
▲ N sw Way.— Mr. Corrigan: How
much <T yes charge fer pullin’ toot’ ?
Dentist: With gas, one dollar. Mr.
Corrigan: An’ how much wld electric
^
, _____ ___________________________ ______ _____ ! Appetite Decides.— Teacher:
Can
sufferer grow s m orbidly anxious, fearin g it m ay be cancerous. Som e you tell me the difference between
o f those afflicted w ith an old sore o r
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... , “ like" and “ l o v e r Small Boy: Yes.
ulcer know how useless it is to ex- which oompefred me to w \ t ^ r « o e .
ma’am. I like my father and mother,
pect a cure from, salves, powders, lo- some unsoooun table means this b r a c e hn» r love nie
tions aud other external t r e a t m e n t
cau®<Kl • had Uloer on my l e e . about sin , uul 1 ,OT* pie'
'
T U , T ii 7 ™
s T u * 4 “ * a V?ent> yyata a f * r I had good medical atten-
The Ruling Passion.— “ Yes, I quar-
J J S r S ffr tS J ta r iito k L K S iS S
w ltt m , . I f . . b e t
selves that th ey would soon be rid o f
the detestable th in *, when a fresh
*U
su p p ly of poison from the blood
Bristol, V*.-Tenn.
W. J. CATS.
would cause the inflam m ation and old discharge to return and the sore would
be as bad or worse than before. Sores that do not heal are not due to out-
side causes; if they were, external treatment w ould cure them. T h ey are
kept open because th e blood is steeped in poison, which finds an outlet
through.these P,ac*®- W h ile you ng people, and even children, sometimes
»S s T tib
tho§e “ OSt n*,ually »fflicted are peraons past
M T * ™ * 01* ° n
face inflames and be-
f d ^ f r o ^ i l i ^ « ! SI
h n dl!n i i( tf a dee.P’ offe.n 8,ve n k e r de-
DoHiIng."
lng to A ll I ’m worried about now Is
Indemnity."
| Queer Charge! — “ You are charged,”
Wlld the policemen, “ with having
, voted twice.” “ Charged, am 17” mut-
tered the prisoner. "T h a t’s odd. I
expected to be paid for It.”
I Seeing
the
Metropolis— Stephen
Rural born: Father, that U ll structure
u ^
famOM -flat-iron” building,
; H lram Ruralborn: Well, well! tb efe
s s i: ■ s-s? “* “*t'ro“
th e blood, which was held in check by their stronger constitutions o f early i “ “ i* wor d
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life, shows itself. I t is w ell to be bus - I H * Pr* vad I tv—Lady (In party vlew-
picious o f any sore that does not heal ,n* ®tone Quarry): And which 1» the
readily, because the same germ that foreman?”
Casey (proudly)— Ol am.
produces Cancer is back o f every old Lady— Really? Casey—Ol kin prove
sore and on ly needs to be left iu the ut. (Calls to laborer). “ Kelly. Kelly!
™
w
w
circulation to produce th is fatal disease. y *r folred !”
P I ID P I Y V F R F T A R I C
There »* o n ly one w ay t o cure these old I Pretty Lucky— Friend o f the Fam-
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sores and ulcers, and that is to g e t every uy: Yon are very lucky, my boy. to
rticle o f the poison out o f th e blood.
F or this purpose n oth in g equals be the seventh son. I t w ill bring you
r
8. S. I t goes down to the v e ry bottom o f the trouble, cleanses th e blood everlasting fortune. Son No. 7: It
and makes a permanent cure. S. S. S. enriches and freshens the circulation v . , n-t M
A „ lt-_ broueht vet Is
to heal naturally. W hen this
o v er and fills in w ith healthy
B ook on Sored and ulcers and
w ithout charge.
IK E
is done the discharge ceases, the sore scabs
flesh, and the skin Regains its natural c S lo r
any medical advice desired w ill be furnished
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displace the
horse woman.
/ asked tbs
conversational
young
“ It
will,” answered the nervous young
man as he gazed down the road. “ I f
L a w fc n .
A NOVEL ADVERTISEM ENT.
It ever hits him.” — Washington Star.
I have seen something o f legal prac­
Parson Coopah— De choir w ill now
I t A y y i s w l la a R e s e a t laaaa o f a
tice on both side« of the Atlantic, and ^
L o a d o a N ew spaper.
sing dst beautiful hymn, W e haln’t
my opinion Is that our profession A HOPRLBS8LY in c o m p e t e n t FOOL. Qot Long to Stay Here;’ arter singln’
will» do qoallocations, social or lntellec-
. . . .
...
would gain Immenely by combining
tnal, totally devoid of knowledge on any v h lch day w ill consider dem selves dls-
the two branches pretty pinch as they
conceivable subject, thoroughly Indolent charged and file out quietly. W e w ill
and outrnstwortby, is desirous of obtain- . . __________ .___ _____ .
are combined In the United States and
lng a remunerative post in any capacity.
only congregational slugln here-
Canada, says a w riter In the London
Address L F. 8, MacUs« road. West Ken- after.” — Puck.
,
Saturday Review. It Is obvious that
al acton.
1
A
Rehearsal.—
"E
lsie!”
exclaimed
the solicitors would profit by such an
The sublime candor o f the above the girl’s mother, “ why are you about-
agreem ent They would have the right
horrible fashion? W hy
o f audience In an courts and the op­ advertlsement which appeared in a tog tn
recent issne o f the London Times has can’t you be quiet, like Willie?*’ 1 “ H e’s
portunity to qualify themselves for
caused some amusement and attracted got to be quiet, the way we’re playin’,”
promotion to the bench.
In America the young lawyer goes a great deal o f attention ameng busi­ replied Elsie. “ He’s papa coming home
ness men, says the London Express.
late, and I ’m you.”
In to an office, where be makes hla
Many declared that “ I. F.” was a
merit known by steady attention to
. . .
_ . .
Visitor— Digging potatoes, eh? Far-
business. There w ill always be two !
L *“ !? i * '. “ “
* « « • . B o ,— Yep. visitor— What do
kinds o f lawyers— those wbo stay In definite object in view when he made you get for digging potatoes? Farmer's
their offices, dealing directly with cli­ himself ont to be a fool.
Boy— Nawthln'. But I git somethin’
That this latter solution was the cor­
ents and attending to matters o f rou­
fer not digglri’ ’em. Visitor— Indeed?
tine, and those who advise on points rect one ao Express representative What would yon get for not digging
o f law and argue cases in court learned yesterday from “ I. F.” him­ them? Farmer’s Boy— Licked.— Judge.
These two orders o f men are clearly self. His ob ject he said, was to at­
Careful.— Philip had gone to bring
dlstigulnhed in America, but they tract the attention o f employers by
In the new kittens to show them to a
work together as partners to the great going out o f the beaten track. •
“ L F „ ” who la about 27 years old. visitor. Hts mother, hearing a shrill
advantage o f the client
is rather more alert and Intelligent mewing, called ou t “ Don’t hurt tbs
than the average man with an ordi- kittens, Philip!” From the hall came
“ Women°Tndrhmen * i r a ’ V e ry much
P ^ l i c «shool education, and bis
r* a“ "|'ln* an8wer’ “ ° h’ n<* I’ , m
j carrying them very carefully by the
alike in one respect, said the bome- face U a particularly honest 011c.
“ I thought If I said exactly the op- stems.”
grown philosopher.
poslte
to what most people in search | Absent-minded— “ Talk about absent-
“ What’s the answer?” queried the
of a billet insert In the newspapers,” , mindedness! Jenkins Is the most ab-
Inexperienced youth.
“ Men," explained the philosophy dis­ he said, “ I might stand a good chance sent-mlnded man I know.” “ What’s
penser, “ lie about the fish they didn’t of hearing from employers tired o f ( he done n ow ?' “ Why, he wrote the
catch and women lie about the men superlative virtues, and I here not combination o f the safe on a piece of
¡paper to keep from forgetting'It, and
they could have married had they been disappointed.
I have this morning received tw o then locked the paper In the safe to
wanted to.”
genuine offers and appointments f a keep from losing I t ”
interviews from the heads o< good
N e v e r S m lle S A v a l s .
Contrary Counsel.— The church was
“ How do you manage to write all firms and a large number o f letters packed, even the aisles lined with
those funny things?” asked the inquis­ and post cards from practical Jokeis. chain.
Just before the benediction
it was inevitable, of coarse, that three the thoughtful clergyman, who loved
itive female o f the Jokesmlth.
.“ With a typewriter, madam,” an­ or four o f the writers should have order, thus admonished his hearers:
swered the so-mucb per-ynrd grin pro­ advised me to apply at once to the “ In passing out, please remain seated
war office, ’ where I would be sure o f until the ushers have removed the
ducer.
“ Indeed!” exclaimed the L f. "Don’t a billet.’ -
chairs from the aisles.”
“ I have been school mastering seven
you know, I Imagined you used some
Fully Explained.— Teasing Friend:
years, and although I have a small
sort o f copying apparatus.”
“ What makes that new baby at your
OlUet now, I wish to better myeelf.”
home cry so much. Tommy? Tommy
l a f r e q a e a t O e e ea lom s.
(Indignantly)— It don’t cry so very
A l l t k e C o m fo r t s o f R o m o .
“ You must try to love your papa as
“ Nat” Gbodwln, the comedian, once much; and anyway. If all your teeth
much as he loves you,” said the vis­
possessed a fine country house on the were out, and your hair off. and your
itor.
v
legs ao weak you couldn’t stand on
“ Oh, I love him more,” replied Tom­ banks o f the Thames River, near New-
them,
I guess you’d feel like crying
London, Connecticut Every summer
my.
yourself.”
be
used
to
Invite
some
o
f
his
Thespian
“ Indeed? Doean’t your papa love
“ 1 wish to adopt a child,” said the
friends to Join his house party.
you very much?”
On one such occasion Goodwin de­ wealthy woman In the orphan asylum,
“ Not much. H e says be only loves
me when I ’m good.” — Philadelphia livered himself o f a bon mot that Is "what have you?” “ Oh, we have them
worth repeating.
In all shades," replied the polite lady
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Press.
“ Nat,” said some one, “ you certainly superintendent, “ which do you pre­
have a fine place here. Just think of fer?” “ I think a blonde child w ill be
M r e le r r o f Ik e P a g D o *.
most
appropriate,” answered
the
I t ’a awfully hard to understand how It, a lawn right on the river!”
pug dogs can like the sort of peopls that
"Yea,” drawled "Nat,” “ lt’a fine. In wealthy woman, “ my auto la finished
like them.— Cleveland Leader.
the spring we have the lawn on the In blue.” — Puck.
river, and In the fall we have the river
Clear aa Mud.— “ 1 was going over
on the lawn.”
Westminster bridge the other day. and
B a * iU h - 8 »e »it i> « People.
1 met Patsy Hewlna. ’ Hewiua,’ says
English la now spoken by about 128,- I, ’how are y e f ’ Purty well, thank
000,000 people. A century ago It was ye, Donuelly,’ sayr he.
’DonnellyT
spoken by 20.000,000 people oaly. Dur- . says I; th at’« not my name.’ ’Sure
lng that period no other leading Euro- an’ mine Isn’t Hewtns,’ aaya he. An’
pean lauguage baa made the slightest so we looked at each other again, an*
advance. German haa held Its o w n ,' it turned out to be neither o f us.”
and la now spoken by 80,000,00, hut | A Trifle Unconventional— An ecceo-
thla la no higher percentage of the trie farmer was married the other
total number o f people o f Europeau night “ Do you,” said the preacher,
descent than it had a hundred years “ take this woman to be your wedded
ago.
w ife, to love and to cherish In alcknesa
and health, for better, for worse, for
C o r r e c t s a M U o p p r e k e o s lo n .
rich or poor, until death do you part?”
“ Wasn’t that same young man here
There waa an awkward pauae. Then
to see you last night?”
the
bridegroom
finally
replied,
"Yea, papa.”
“ Well, what does he mean by com­ “ Them’s the calculations."
Punqtuatlon— A high school girl oald
ing every night in the week?*’
“ H e doesn’t come every night In the to her father the other night: ‘T v e
week. I never met him until last got a sentence here I ’d like you to
You know -something
Thursday, and he was only here punctuate.
« About one y w r i n t loot nearly a l l «
hair following an attack i
Thursday and Frtdajr and Saturday about punctuation, don’t you?” “ A lit*
a d v tM d b r a fi
tie,” aald her cautious parent This Is
evenings.” — Cleveland Plain Dealer.
I did GO, and ai
hand o f hair.”
what he read: “ A five dollar bill flew
• d o g rail*. W it.
around the corner.”
He studied It
, b r f . O . A gar Oa., LowaU.
carefully. “ W eil," he finally aald, “ I
Aloo ■onufbotnroro o f
■Imply put a period after It, like thla.”
9 tie a to i n I a
l a i f t a S o f t by d rs is lu .
nix*.
“ I wouldn’t.” said the high school glrlj
CHOttV mCTOL
“ I ’d make a dash after 1L”
i
HelplHelp!
I’m Fatting
Thus crlod the h«ir. And a
kind neighbor oeme to the res> S
cue with • bottle of Ayer’s
Hslr Vigor. The hair wss
ssvedl In grstitude, it grew
long snd heavy, end with til
the deep, rich color of esrly
life. Sold in sll parts of the
world for sixty yesrs.
s
P o p u la t io n
D c e r c a a la g
W e a lt h In c re a s e s . -
As
It seems s paradox, but Is neverthe­
less well established as true, that In
certain o f the best farming regions o f
tbe United States great and abounding
agricultural prosperity has resulted In
decreased rural population. A no less
striking than surprising illustration o f
this la given In a recent State census
report o f Iowa, which la reported to
show a falling off o f 2 per cent in the
population o f that great and glorious
State since the general census o f 1900.
O f course, aucb a result was not ac­
ceptable to Iow a’s pride, and It v t i
•o t readily accepted. Close Inquiry,
however, is reported not only to con­
firm the general correctness o f the
new count, but to show s sufficient
reason fo r Its disappointing result
The explanation offered is that it Is
all due to the land hunger o f the pros­
perous Iow a farmer. Having money
ahead and well knowing that good
farm land in the Mississippi valley la
one o f the safest and most profitable
o f investments, he has been buying in
the adjoining farms o f hla leas fore­
handed neighbors to such an extent
the reporta say, that vacant farm­
houses dot every township In the State.
Many o f these vacant farmhouses may
again be occupied by the sons and sona-
ln-law o f the purchaser; some o f them
w ill be abandoned, and the newly ac­
quired lands consolidated Into larger
farms. And If Iowa follows the course
o f development that baa been going on
fo r many yearn In the magnificent
farming regions o f Central Illinois, the
consolidated farms w ill be leased in
tracts o f 80 or 820 acres, or more, to
thrifty and prosperous tenant farmers.
The process as it has gone in Illinois
for a number o f years la that the
wealthier land owner buys out the 40
and 80-acre farms o f his neighbors,
tile drains and otherwise improves
them, often renting the same land or
larger tracts to the vendors, who gen­
erally made more money as tenants
than they bad done aa owners. The
tenant farmers o f Central Illinois put
their capital into the best o f farm Im­
plements and machinery and live stock.
prosperity Is seen In their com­
fortable and well furnished bouses, the
Well kept vehicles and horses which
their families drive to church and to
country gatherings.
In Central Illi­
nois just now the tendedey is to larger
farms, the tenant generally desiring to
Increase bis area and the landlord regu­
lating the quantity o f land he w ill
lease by the proved capacity and suc­
cess o f each tenant For its best farm
lands Iow a appears to be approaching
the same system.— Springfield Repub­
lican.
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When Michael Bnrke joined his
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mto the ice business. In coarse of
time their custom increased, and it
became necessary for them to have an
ifflee. In thla James soon installed a
lice roll-top desk.
“ Th e one desk w ill do for the two
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let us. “ And here are tw o keys; one
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Michael accepted the key, bat seemed
to be studying the desk.
“ That’s all right,” be aald. “ But
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Among no other people are seaweeds ae
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K a o w le d g s .
A . 1 ?. Armstrong, L L - B., Principal
Johnny— Smokin’ cigarettes la dead
sure ter hurt yer.
Jimmy— Go on! Where did ye git
dat idee?
Johnny— From pop.
Jimmy— A w ! H e wus Jist atringln’
yer.
Johnny— No, he wuzn't atringln’ me;
he wuz strappin’ me. Dat’a how I
know it hurts.— Philadelphia Press.
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R c ts ls r
M is a p p r e h e n s io n .
Wasn’t that same young man here to
see you last night?”
“ Yes, papa.”
“ Well, what does he mean by coming
every night in the week?”
“ He doesn’t come every night jn the
week. I never met him until last Tbnro-
day. and he was only here Thursday and
Friday and Saturday eVenings.” — Cleve­
land Plain Dealer.
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and consumption. T ry it. Price 25 cents,
St druggists.
S r c ls a lo s N e c e s s a ry .
“ Madam,” began the peddler as be
opened bis red satchel, “ can I sell you
something this morning?”
“ No,” snapped the elderly matron,
raising her broom ominously, “ and
you better move on.”
“ Just as you say, madam. I was
going to offer you the greatest wrinkle
remover on earth, but I see you don't
need It.”
“ Ah, I— ”
“ And also this wonderful remedy
for restoring gray hair to its natural
color, but you have no use for that,
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"W hy, how kind o f you to think so!
I —”
“ And this little volume entitled ‘H ow
to Remain Beautiful Forever.’ But it
would be superfluous to offer It to you.
Good-day,, madam.”
“ Come back here! Come back here
this Instant. I do not need them, as
yon say, bat I w ill buy them and give
them to some friend. I always en­
courage truthfulness.”
A
■ i Prove H
By the Oven Fire
Mrs. Psmith— But how did you man­
age to keep that secret a whole week,
dear?
Mrs. Kjones— I t wasn't hard. I sim­
ply stayed away from the Browning
Club and when callers caipe I sent
word that I wasn’t at hoqte.— Cleve-~
laqd Leader.
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Dick— Yes?
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Dick (who has been there)— ’Ware' of
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Mims THE C. BEE «0 CHINESE MEDtCIIE CO
the difference between a trust and e
“ O f course I shall be glad to marry
1S2W first S t., S. r. Cor. Morrison
ring?”
you to your new wife. Uncle ’Rastua,” t
M en tion paper.
PORTLAND. OREGON.
“ I ’ m afraid I cannot explain the d if
■aid the minister. “ Thla w ill be the
ference In so many words,” replied fbe
third or fourth time for me, won't It?
Now SI - IM S
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H ow does it happen, uncle, that you young man In the case, “ but If you'll
never have a colored preacher tie t h e ! put your trust in me I ’ll blow myself*
w r itin g
ttdvertlsora p lea sa
for the ring to-morrow.”
knot for you?"
- — h l* e m p o r.
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And
she
put
her
trust
In
him.
“ Well, ash,” he answered, “ I'a kind
o’ got in de habit o' glttin’ a white
man to do my marryln*. an’ I recon
I ’ll allua do It. I ’a turrible sot in my
ways, Mlatah Pa’ker.”
A r t N o te .
Mrs. TSyllle— My husband takes a
deep interest In art.
Mrs. Older— You surprise me.
Mra. 8yllle— Well, It was a surprise
to me. But I heard him telling Jack
Rownder last night that it was a good
thing to study your band before you
draw.— Cleveland Leader.
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