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F A M O U S FR IG A TE FOUND. îîïu m o ro u s PAYING /HE POSTAGE. ' ........................................... *W V W V W > / W Mra. Jenks— You acted awfully allly whan you proposed to me.’ Ms. Jenks —W all, I was!— Cleveland, Leader. He— Do you read all the. popular novels o f the day? 8 ho—-Gracious, not I ’ have just time to see how -they end. —Ex. . \ v H o—Aa I ant there alone, Hilda cam# along and offered me a penny for my thoughts. She— The extrava gant creature!— Boston Transcript Philadelphia, Destroyed l a H arbor, la Located. Tripoli F i«iiw a * »i«M r e ;jk i Charles Wellington Furlong made a lys terns tic search at Tripoli o f Bar bery tor the lost remains o f the fa mous American frigate Philadelphia, destroyed in the harbor o f Tripoli 100 rears ago. H a tolls in Harper’ s Mags cine the romantic story o f how he found the vessel at last: “ In lass than an hoar my search was rewarded by seeing the btoken ends o f the great riba o f a vessel pro truding through dull-colored eel-grass. /V^W W VNAA^ I noticed that thla grass seemed to The right o f a municipal corporation follow the Uns o f the ribs, and c* which baa a contract right to purchase fully noted its character, further to waterworks from one who undertake# aid ma In my search. Examining to construct and operate them, to sell these closely, no doubt w as fait In and transfer It to a third person, la ■ y mind but that they belonged to a sustained in Da Motto vs. Valparaiso large vessel, and ordered the boat (tnd.) 80 L. R. A. 117. man to let fall tba anchor. A municipal corporation Is held, In “ Th e lead gave us tw o and a half and three fathoms. Hastily undrees Bowden va. Kansas City iKan.), 86 L. tng, w e dived several times. Mr. R1 R. A. 181, to be performing a minis ley first succeeded In buoying the spot terial public duty in maintaining a by going down with thé line snd slip fire station, and to be liable In dam ping It over one o f the ribs. W hile ages to an employe for personal inju on the bottom I carefully examined ries sustained, resulting from neglect the timbers. These were honey-comb on the part o f the corporation to fur ed In certain parts in a peculiar way. nish him a reasonably safe place In The continual sea-wash o f a century Which to work. A carrier which issues. In exchangt seemed to have made Its Inroads at the softest places, and they gave every fo r bills o f lading surrendered to It, appearance In form o f partially burn orders directing the delivery o fg m ln ed stumps. The wood aeemed almost en route to certain purchase» or the as hard as Iron. Much o f it was In consignee or his order on presentation closed In a fossil crust, and only by o f the orders and stamps across the repeated effort» I succeeded In break face o f them a statement, Signed by ing off a small plate. The many winds Its agent, that cars w ill be -delivered from the desert and the shifting shoals on them the same a » On the bills o f o f aand had filled in and around the lading takefa up, la hfeld, 1a National frigate and her keel moat have lain Newark Banking Company va. Dels-, buried nearly two fathoms deeper than ware, L. A W. R. Co. (N. j . E rr A the present sea-bottom. Th e freshen App.), 88 L. R. A. 066, to be thereby ing breeae made further investigation charged with notice o f the rights o f a Impossible; so, after taking bearings bank to which the order» are trans snd leaving the spot buoyed, we re ferred upon the Indorsement I l f the turned to the shore, landing amid an consignee and to be liable to lM n an awaiting, curious crowd o f Turks, action for the conversion o f the grain by delivering It to the purchasers irom Arabs and blacks. Six days later, through the cour the consignee upon the letter’s written tesy and Interest o f the officers o f the .Instructions without presentation of " Greek warships Crete and Pernios, a the orders. ship’s . cutter and machine-boat with POOR C U R E FOR IN SO M N IA. divers were placed at my disposal.” j T H E M O T O R O M N IB U S . Comparison o f M erito o f E lectric Car - snd S elf*D riven C arriage. Come N ow O wn Up In England, where, the us* at elec tricity fo r th* operation o f street rati w ays'Is%more o f a novelty than in tbe United States, the wisdom o f tbs prac tice la occasionally challenged. For Instance, an engineering expert,w rit- Ing 1 » the London Times a few daye You don’t like those tray ago, expreseud the opinion that some o f thè smaller English cipes which ipu£. hairs, do you? And your hus- authorised the construction o f trolley band certainly doesn’t like line* ¿night In tlihe’ regret their “ pire them. Then why not try b clpitatlon.” * H e then proceeded to point out the merits o f the self-pro -1 bottle of Ayer’s H tir Vigor? polled omnibus, which is probably It restores color to gray hair more common In the streets o f London | every time, all the deep« rich than In New York or ether Americas cities, although still too new to admit color of early life. And it o f a thoroughly »atl*factory compari cures dandruff also. son with the electric car. - Ieartaln tr b a ilo r« that i r a r i B W r t ts to I*Vj#t least one respect the omnibus la a «Maaihil « . p . r a t i o » for tba balr ana ae.Jp, K t I bora r » 4 tt mora or M m far i l l is distinctly superior to its rival. In , roan. I ou t e b ra rfa llj recommend U to oay- o f >och preparation.* — MBS. d 1 of rach s « prep.ratio».* extremely narrow streets It Is lam o f r» Minn— polli. Minn. an ojjptouction to drays, cabs and pri vata carriages and is less fiable to * * ' delayed by a blockade than a vehicle t lH iP lU I 1 which must follow a line o f mils. The PILLS. first,,cost o f a mdtor omnibus la eril- mated- by the correspondent o f ÉÜne Tim e* aa about th e asme ay that e g the trolley car, put tbe latter requires Sn -Sa Nation o f Chauffeurs. additional Investment o f ospitai for The French nation so closely guards track, overhead F ire or conduit and her supremacy in the motor world that power, bouse.: An omnibus Hne, then, plans are being made so that every ca ilefp r a smaller outlay to begin with. French boy will be made familiar with On the other hand, lesa power la need the operation and tba principles in ed to -move s car than a carriage which volved in the construction o f the auto rune en the ordinary pavement o f a mobile. says the Philadelphia Record. street: . Balls faclHtate movement by A eoUrse o f Instruction is being arrang reducing friction. Again, a vehicle ed for Introduction Into tbe publls which generates its own power experi schools. There are a number o f techni ences greater difficulty in cMmblng cal schools where the details o f aster steep grades tbgn one which derives mobile- instructions are Imparted te power from a central station. Finally, thodfe who desire such knowledge. the trailey car has from, tw o tq .three . I t la aald that no cjty in the world- times the capacity o f the omnibus. gives the same encouragement to an- Theoretically, i f not practically, there tomobillng as Paris. It haa been de cided that all the public hospitals shall fore,' ito ea rn in g should be larger. Thè contributor to our London' con be equipped with self-propelled ambu temporary baa undertaken to get a lit lances and a very speedy car baa been tle Hglit on this last point, but confess ordered to be attached to the municipal es that be has not been able to obtain laboratory, where all the bombs found as much fia he could wish. Here, how on the streets o f that city shall be ta ever, la 1he result tn a nutshell : Fdr ken for Investigation and destruction. the Omnibus the cost o f operation la 9 or 10 pe'hee per car mile and Its re ceipts 18 or 14, an excess ranging from one-third to one-half. For the trolley F or Infants find Children. car the cost o f operation averages 6 pence and the receipts 10 pence, tbe margin being tWo-ttvlrds o f the oper ating charges.— New York Tribune. Bears the Just Discrimination in Railway Rater. Signature o f i A ll railroad men quail fled to speak on the subject in a responsible way are B e r Purpose. likely to agree w ith President Funnel “ Mother thinks you’ll make me a good Spencer of tt)e Southern railway when wife,” said the girl’s intended. he says: “ Thera is no divisimi of "Indeed 7’ replied the girl with ths opinion as to tbs deúrabüity of «top determined jaw, "yon tell your mother ing all secret or ’nnjtwtly discrimina- I ’ll make yon a good husband.” — Phila- praetieee o f whs tore delphta L edger.---------- -- -------- — ever character-” For coughs end ooMs there la no bsttat M r. Bpencer, in speaking of “ nnjnst- medicine than Piso’a Cure for Consump ly discriminatory” rates and deviens, tion. Price 28 cento. makes a distinction which is nt once A Ron’s Sugg estion. apparent to common sense. There may Father (cutting th* whip smartly be discrimination in freight rates which is just, reasonable and imperatively re through the sir)— See, Tommy, how I quired by tbe complex commercial and make the horse go faster without strik geographical conditions with which ex ing him at all. Tommy— Papa, why don’t you spank pert rate makers have to deal. To abol- ua children that way?— Glasgow Times. such open and honest discrimina tion might paralyse the industries o f ! Mother« will find tot. winnows soothing cities, states and whole sections of our Byrup the beet remedy to use lor their children national territory. dUTln« “ *• >*r lo i This distinction between just and A J e » t o ils E l e p h a n t . nnjnst discrimination is clearly recog- A large elephant, form erly the cere nised , in „ tbe ,, conclusions ____ of . the . . . interna- , , ter o f attraction In a certain Zoo, found Uoaal Railway congre^, publiabed yea- j ^ tuppIanted ln pnbllc favor by -Postage was always a sore point In the old'days. It m lg h tb e either pre paid or collected on delivery, and un lucky recipients o f long-winded epts- t l f f or other useless matter often had a substantial grievance. The author o f “Th e Old Parmer and his Almanac,” Old Gent—My poor child! Did hot gives a fe w o f Mr. Thomas’ frequent your parents leave yon anything where hints to his contributors to pay the they died? Poor Child— Yep! Day left postage on what they sent to him. ma an orphan!— Boston ! H is first allusion to the matter was “ Ob, papa, the duke baa proposed to In the Almanack fo r ' 1800^ and la ap me!” “ H e has?" “ Yea, papa, pended to a compliment, which he pays be soya I can wear a coronet! Here’s to a highly respected Quaker corre the pawn tolcka for ltl” — Cleveland spondent: Leader. “ Friend R. D. Is tendered the edi Duffer— I ’ve been figuring on the ex* tor’s best thanks, for his several valu able communications, at the same time peases o f an automobile, and I And solicits a continuance o f his corre the greateet coat la the operation. Pu f spondence. The postage the editor fer— Mechanical or surgical?— Indian w ill ever be hap£y In paying, though apolis Star. Jim— Say, Bill, wot would yer do In some Is 'a great looser.” One o f the “ loosing” cases appears I f yer had a million dollars? BUI— Oh, I s’pose„ I ’d blow about half uv In 1800: “ A. R. Q. is thanked fo r bis season It makln’ ineself sick an’ de other bail able Information. Though w e would try in’ tor find out wot wu* do matter remind him that his communications wM me.— Ex. come so coated up that we are obliged “ What does the first expert say?" to pay double postage on them, w e “ H o says the prisoner la guilty.” “ And ■would advise him In future to leave off the second expert?” “ Not guilty." the wrapper or pay the postage.” “ There’s a third expert, Isn’t there?" Again In 1810: “ E. W. and others “ Yes; be says both the other expert« w ill he kind enough to pay postage on Uars.” — Houston Chronicle. answers to Riddles In future, or they Officer— W hat la the complaint bersl w ill not be noticed." Orderly (offering basin)— Taste that, A little later: "G. 8 . our Boston sir. Officer (tasting)— Well, I think It’s querest, have no. objection to bis ask excellent soup. -• .V A ttellj 'I n , ' alts ing questions every day In the year, that’s the trouble; tj»ey want to pen provided he pays the postage.” . auade na It’s tea.—Glasgow Evening E. F. In 1812 appears as a sinner Times. against several principles: his “ anec Fond Young Mother (with her first dote Is o f the coarser kind, and not born)— Now, which o f os do you think capable o f being polished without in be la like? Friend (Judicially)— Wall, juring the pith. His Meteorological o f course,' Intelligence has not really observations, I f correctly taken, would dawned In his countenance yet, but be useful. H e w ill do well to remem be’s wonderfully like both o f you.— ber the postage in future.” One Man Bars R en din g o f City Direct* Punch. By 1814 the postage nuisance seems o ry K xcltee H im U ndaly. Broadway— Too bad about old Gott- to have become intolerable. “ J. H. “ Insomnia?“ said the man wearing rocks. Manhattan— Why, what’s the A PIECE or THE TOWN'S MIND. Jr.” Is Informed that “ w e conceive the medical vandyke. “ Ah, my friend, Broadway— He his Questions to be unimportant, and matter with Mm? don’t monkey with opiatea or sleeping started hi to make enough money to not worth the money w e paid fo r drafts Just take a copy o f the city them,” and finally there is an emphatic retire on, and made so much that he’s About fifty years ago Justice W il directory, start at A and before you got to work overtime to take care of pronundamento to the world at large: liam T. Spear w as a well-known law have read many pages you'll fall “ No notice w ill In future be taken o f It.— Life. yer In Plymouth, Maas. H e took a “ Which do yon think counts for the deep interest'In the affairs o f the asleep. T ry i t ” any answers to queries unless post “ That’s just what another fool told paid.” most In life, money or brains ?” “ W ell,” community, and Me acquaintance with answered Mias Osysnne, “ I see so parliamentary usage lifted, him above me to do,” retorted the man with the Different Views o f It. many people jv b o manage to g e t on those who simply vote others Into o f dark circles under his eyes. “ And I ~ (N e llie Munson Holman in “ Success with so little o f either, that I am be fice» A s nearly as m ight be, be waa tried I t " ' “ Wasn’t successful, eh?” Magnate*.” ) ginning to lose my respect for both.” the “ Town’s Mind,” to use the large - Well, net by a Jngtnl. “ What is the secret of success?” — Washington Star. night I took a copy o f the city direc asked the mag asine »....... . ............ ...Guest—This la the fourth time I’ ve In this character Judge Spear never “ Do w rite,” said the pen. rang for ice water! Bell Boy— I know failed to attend town meeting and tory and started up and down the mo “ Be progressive,” said the euchre it. air, bat the hotel la full o f people rhraly failed to apeak with force and notonous array pt names. I got through pack. that were at that same banquet, and clear Intention, but on one occasion he the A ’a all right and was Just getting “ Be exact and on 'tim e ,” said the every time I started down the hall faltered unexpectedly In setting the drowsy * w h en 'I 'M t the B bunch.” “ Well?*: cl«ck. to your room somebody reached out little state in motion. H a rose in the “ Be careful not to break your word,” and snatched the pitcher!— Detroit "Before long I came to the name J. house o f freedom with all Ms accus said the typewriter. Herkimer Browne. Well, sir, That man Free Press. tomed dignity, and began with au “ Don’t be afraid to strike when you lk my landlord and I don’t mind telling The Actor— Look here, old man, I thority: find your match,” said the lamp. ^ . you O ut I am behind two months la “ I am not here, Mr. Moderator— ” wish you’d lend me five dollars in ad “ Push and pull,” said the door. H e hesitated a moment, then began the ren t Do you think that jolt to my “ Stand firm and unyielding,” said vance, and take It out o f m y first meaMfifv w as the slightest aid to slum again: week's salary. The Manager— But, my the flagstaff. ber, hay 7” dear fellow, Just supposing, for the “ I am not here, air— ” “ Don’ t change with every wind that asks o f argument, that 1 couldn’t pay Again he paused, and In the silence . “ But you persevered?” blows,” said the weather vane. “ I did, sir; I kept right on like you your first week's salary— where a young man In the assembly cried “ Never become dull and rusty,” said fantastic fool and that’s wby I am would I be?— Life. e v t: ■ v ■ ■ , _______ the h<ys. nervous wreck thla morning.” "T e ll ua where you are, then!” The managing editor wheeled his “ Climb steadily up,” said the h ill. “ Before long my" optics were trail F ifty years ago It waa considered “ Keep bright and don’ t mind the chair around and pushed a button In lng down thè D column and my head ‘ •Tariff, .hould be b~ed on commercial pr.n * “ Y / T * ^ a the wall. The person wanted entered. Indecorous fo r a youUg man to take clouds,” said the sun. waa wearily sinking baca on the pii clplet, taking into account tke apecial coik M- camel w as the latest acquisition, and “ Cultivate a calm exterior, but be “ Here,” aald the editor, “ are a num an active part in the proceedings ol tiona which bear ujon the commercial value ' ve ry naturally engaged the attention low. Just then my eye lit on the of the oervice* rendered. With the reoerv*- 1 . . ready for emergenciee,” said the inno ber o f directions from outsiders as to the town meeting. H e waa there to tlon Cist retea »hall be rharj(ec! without arbi- o i visitors. name, Davies, David II., M. D. cent flower; “ even I always carry a the best way to run a newspaper. See vote—silently— and wa# expected to trarv di,crimination to » ll .hipper. alike an- Th e elephant fo r a long time show- 1 “ Well, that happens to be the name der tike condition., t e makingot rate* ihoald I , . „ ., . , . , that they are all carried o u t” And restrain the speech o f his deep, Atten pistil.” aa far as po-iible have all the elasticity nece<- M Signs Of dissatisfaction, and at last o f thè medico who pulled me through the office boy, gathering them all Into tive mind. No wonder, then, that »•iv to permit t t * development of the traffic his jealousy reached a point where it and to produce the greateet resulta to the pab- No« e F a v o rite Breed. a large waste basket, did so.— Wash Judge Speer turned upon the auda a bad earn o f the grip last winter, must find expression. Wheu the usual tic and to t».e railroad» themaelvea.” owe him |25 for medical attendance. lo v e rs o f good, plain dogs, which ington Life. cious speaker with a mighty frown. crow d gath ered 'a b ou t the camel the The present proposal is, as Mr. Getting wiser, I skipped the E bunch, have been allowed to grow naturally, “ I am not h o « , air," he thundered, “ G ive yon a nickel?” aald Mias De elephant prepared fo r action. H e filled w ill appreciate the story of the En Sfcrte; “ oh, no. I never dispense pro “ to be barked at by every puppy that because I knew It contained the names W alker D. Hines, of Louisville, t how a his trunk w ith w ater, and w ith de in his remarkable testimony tbe o.ner p f a coal man and a grocer that have glish peddler who went to a dealer In miscuous alma. Why do you not ob crawls Into the town house!” liberate aim discharged the w ater all day before the senate committee at been w riting me dunning letters. dogs and thus described what he tain employment?” Then, turning to the moderator. “ Please, mum,” o ver the people who stood looking at Washington, to crystallize flexible and With a sort o f delirious determina wanted: was tbs timid reply, ” 1 have a small Judge Spear proceeded aa usual to justly discriminatory rates into fixed the baby camel “ HI wants a kind o f dog about so baby, and people won’t be bothered by regulate the calendar o f the town tlon I started through tbe F depart government rates which cannot b e 1 ___ ment and in Issa than five minutes I 'Igh an* so long. H it’s a kind o f gry- a woman with a child." “ Theu, you JtoA _______________________ struck the name ’Firkins, J. Fentinore, Ch . » g « i „ « p . b r » h . i M n . » . ’ound, an’ yet It ain’ t a g ry ’ound, be absnrd creature, wby not leave the some ° government tribunal, ’ and by this D H«ator«r. s-nd for r r o « « i « s a a — trialbotti»»ndtr*ati»e. * r 1« n f tin » T id * u k i i . a . i . k i . wv_ a gentleman who went bankrupt re A T an talisin g River. cause ’Is tyle Is shorter nor any o’ child at home with Its nurse?” — Phil Dr. K. H. I Kline, Ltd., Ml Arch a St.. Pbiladclpbla, Pa. very process to increase “ the tempta cently and swindled me out o f a lot The suit o f Kansas against the these ’ere gry’ounda an’ ’Is nose is adelphla Bulletin. tion to depart from the published rate Too Deep fbr Hun. ditch owners o f Colorado, to prevent o f hard-earned money. O f course that shorter, an* ’e ain’t so slim round the Gen. “ Phil” Sheridan was at one them taking watsr out o f the uppet recollection bad a sweet soporific e f and the lawful rate in order to meet “ There’s one thing I can’ t understand body. But still *e’s a kind o’ gry aome ovepowering and urgent commer about farming,” said the city chap who time asked St what little Incident did Arkansas river, .had a round In Hutch fect on my nerves, didn’t l i . ’ound. Do you keep such dogs?” cial condition” — New York Bun. had contracted with a farmer for a he laugh the moat “ Well,” he said, “ But then you stopped reading?” inson when depositions were taken be “ No,” replied the dog man. "W a week’s board, as he watched the hired “ I do not know, but I alwuya O ff. Duty. “ No, I kept right on and received a fore ttie United States commissioner. drowns ’em.” man turning the soil. laugh when 1 think o f the Irish - "H ello !” cried the policeman, “ read most crushing blow to my self-esteem The State o f Oolorado conducted th* “ W hat be that, young feller?” queried I was At tue present moment there are 104 man and the army mule. aide o f the ditch owners, and waa rep right In the G column, where I ought lng a paper, eh? I thought you were a the honest old granger, as he bit off a blind man.” monuments in Germany that have been riding down the line one day, wheu ( resented by four lawyers, while Kan to have been at home. My name, sir, generous hunk of home-made tobacco. “ So I am during business hours,” the completed to Prince Bismarck, while saw an Irishman mounted on a mule, sas had but two. The Arkansas rlvei tbe name o f J. Archibald Guffklna. waa “ I can’ t understand," said the city blind beggar replied, “ but I ’m off duty forty-four others are In process of con which waa kicking its legs rather free chap, “ why the ground waa placed bot not in the blame directory. Think of Is hand to depend on when It comes to now.” — Philadelphia Press. struction or ate planned. ly. The mule finally got Its hoof tom aide up, ao that it has to be tamed giving evidence on Its own hook. Juel that, air, think o f that! And it w ill be Idleness la many gathered miseries In over with a plow before the crops can be caught In the stirrup, when, In the ex aa the stream almost disappears and a whole year before I can have It In one name.— Richter. planted." MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS citement, the Irishman remarked: the catfish have to go ashore to get a serted! Cure for insomnia, tush!” 'W ell, begorrah, if you're goln’ to get r t i M t , llshlcat and atro n f«tt Htrnnp P a l l « drink and the Kansas attorneys think Whereat the sleepless one stalked aa tba market. 11« H o n « p o w « oa tba twoop on, I ’ U get off I* ” with two boreao. W rit# (or dm orlpdT« catalog their side is proven, along cornea ■ angrily out o f the car.— New York Sun, End piiCWfl. 1 1 : •*"' - ' “ I t ’s mighty easy to make a mistake flood* and the Colorado folks rejoice. REIBRSON MACHINERY CO. In a person,” remarked John A. Mc And then when the torrent Is raging, T be D utch m an 's Revenge. Call o f the New York L ife Insurance Tbe Lidgerwood, N. D., Broadaxe knocking out bridges and filling the Company a few days ago to a friend. hearts o f the Denver attorneys with tells o f a Dutchman who refuted to “ I t ’s like the case o f a sea captain Joy, the bottom drops out and It re pay 86 cento fare to Hanklnson. He Those afflicted w ith Eczema know I once knew. He got married late in quires a pump to prove that there la stated that before he would pay more more than can be told o f the suffering imposed b y this "flesh ^ life and progressed little further than than 25 cents he would get off and such a stream as the Arkansas at all. fire. ” I t usually begins w ith a sligh t redness o f the skin, which gradu ally the honeymoon when his w ife packed A year ago the Kansas side o f the cast walk. Tbe conductor stopped his train spreads, followed b y blisters and pustules discharging a thin, stick y fluid np her duds and ran off with a hand was given by witnesses along the riv and put him off. The Dutchman ran that dries and scales off, leavin g an inflamed surface, and at tim es tbe itch somer man. ’ Well,’ remarked the cap L O W CAN er. Now the Oolorado people are hav ahead o f tbe engine and started to in g and burning are almost unbearable. W h ile any part o f the body is tain ruefully, aa he contemplated the ing their Inning. But the evidence walk. Tbe engineer began to blow liable to be attacked, the deserted home, ‘seem like I got things Tbe Dutchman aald: hands, feet, back, arms, face thus fa r given by the wltnessee at the whistle. ' Eczema made its appearance on my left limb the wrong. I thought I had got a mate, Garden City, Great Bend, Lam ed and “ You can vlsale all you vant to, I and legs are the parts most size of my thumb in 1893 , and spread until it was but It aeems I got a skipper Instead.’ ” here, subpoenaed in behalf o f tbs Col von’t come pack.” often afflicted. Th e cause o f large as my hand, burning, itching and paining Eczema is a too acid condi me, and for which I could get no relief, until see orado contention, U against Oolorado , la Doubt. T b e OKI M a n 's J o k e. tion o f the blood. Th e cir ing the other cures advertised by you I wrote and and in favor o f the view o f the case "la your invention a success ” secured the advise of your physicians, commenced "Young man, do yrAi mean to tell culation becomes l o a d e d taken by the Jayhawkers. 8 . S. S. and it cured me. “ I don’t know yet,” answered the me that you Indulge ln cigarettes?” w ith fiery, acid poisons that Mayetta, Kan. J. H. S pknc * . mechanical genius. “ It la auch a sim “ Ye—yae, sir.” Identified. are f o r c e d throngh the ple and effective device that I don't “ And I wouldn’t be surprised i f you l (lands and pores o f the skin which set the flesh aflame. Since the cause o f Mrs. Jawback— James, you're a par- know whether I can develop enough had a box ln your pocket right now?” the disease is in the blood it is a waste o f tim e to try to cure it w ith local IT S THE fact fool I Imaginative eloquence concerning It te "Y e— yes, elr.” BEST EVER applications; the cause must be removed before a enre can be effected. S. S. S. Mr. Jawback— I knew something make people subscribe for «took.” — SEND FOR CATALOGUE "Than give me one: I ’ m dying for a like Hist would happen when marriage has no equal as a rem edy for Eczema; it enters t h « Washington Star. mads yon and ms on*. — Cleveland amoks.” — Houston Pokt blood and forces out the poison through the natural channels, and bnilds up the entire system. T h e skin PORTLAND, OREGON Th ere A r e O thers. E n o u g h S aid . becomes smooth and soft again, and the Eczema is HEATTLB BPOKANK BOISlt Rhymer— I say. otd man, are yofi “ Flanagan called ye a liar, did he?” Among tba hard things In thla cured. Cases that have persistently refused to bo •ver troubled with writer’s cramps? No. 27-1 MS N. U. "" "H e did th ot” world to understand are ninlea,' wom cored under the ordinary treatment yield to its pu rifyin g, cooling effect on Spacer— Sure thing, especially whea "An* what did ye do?” an, gasoline engines, automobiles and the blood. Book on Skin Diseases and any advice wished, w ithout chargor Iv T T H K lf w r t t l n g t o a d » the expected check fails to arrive. wireless telegraphy. “ Flanagan. "— Philadelphia Ledger. I W n a n t i om t g l s pwpq .nefs CASTO R IA Tki Kind You Han Always Bought Iowa Improved SEPARATOR MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER CO. TNC S W IF T S PE C IFIC C O ., ATLAN TA. GAm I
