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I t la Really No C h e a p e r thaa 1 « Thta C o u n tr y . When the nerves are weak everything goes wrong. You are tired all the time, easily discouraged, ffervous, and irritable. Y o u r cheeks a re Sarsaparilla ale and your blood H thin. ? our doctor says you are th re a te n ed w i t h a nervous breakdown. H e orders this grand old family medicine. ^ 1 The accuracy o f an official statement made by United State« Conaul Hal- Prt*«d recently to find thirty-eight pina stead at Birmingham, that living was hla brasgfsst egg. and most other no cheaper In England than In the would have been surprised, too, ✓ V V W W V ^y/ vsA „ „ „ United States, having been questioned ttnder tae circumstance. There ought Ho— Would you rather be pretty or by « r t a in authorities In this country, to b* a collection o f miraculous eggs wittyT Bbti Sir! New York Sun. has made a supp'ornentary report ROfoAwhere. It was only two years The coal man should be brought to on the subject to the state depart- tlnce a hen laid an egg at Bed- see the error o f bis weighs.— Philadel- event. Prom this It appear* that the iwrd wltb * penny In I t There is no phla Record. original statement w h s based on the donbt * » * • * ^ e fa c t but the “ Does Hr. Reuben Haybrtck keep «xpsrlence o f certalu American tube tbe ' boarder*?" “ H s takes ’am. but ha welders working In the Birmingham aid* tba * * * 7 M T * r b€en don’t keep ’em.” ’— — Chicago Chicago Chronicle, Chronicle, district The statement' caused much * ~ act°rlly settled. surprise, as It wss contrary to' the I A « “ Pnrteon puaale la afforded by Ella— Hs cornea o f good family. known One newspa- « market * Brdener' doesn t he? Stella Yes, he’s the only in GreVt Brtt- R^faU W d» m arket who once lost and Topics. in the United States there waa no rea- |credlWa circumstances. B e was ln- son fo r protecting the highly p a id , ^ ectl“ K * * wben be American workman. Consul Hal- i **• crown on the ground, and stead says that that Is not a matter ! thon« b ha * * * * * long and dlllgent- fpr him to decide. H e adds that that h* «a rch ed in vain. A year passed ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■HBa fo r paper’s proposition to lower the scale and the incident was being forgotten, o f living of the American workingman wheu, as be was selecting some pota bad better be addressed to the Ameri- toes for the market, Mr. Smith came across one o f a very curious shape. can workingman direct. Cutting It open to discover the cause A ; p th e b o w els regu lar w ith Ay< r 'g " I only state a very plain fa c t ” «ays Pma, Just one pill e a c h nlgnt. Mr. Halstead, “ that If the English o f its eccentricity, the gardener found Inside it tbe half-crown piece he had workingman Uvtd aa well as his Amer- lost twelve months before. The po , ra p id D efeated. lean brother workingman his living tato was seen by hundreds o f people, A half-repentaDt bachelor, with quite a expenses would be as great or great- and the truth o f the story Is well pile of rocks. er than the living expeneee o f the Dropped In, one day, beside the way, vouched for. American. Surety there la nothing ob and bought a pair of socks. Remarkable as they are, there la jectionable In stating a fact so plain Arrived at home—romantic Joy!— he nothing unique In these cases. One and so easily verified. Everybody -m wond’rlngly drew out o f the romances o f money-making la knows that the American workman la? A Beta deep hidden in the hose— from the story o f a man who found a news by comparison, algbly paid. I can some fair hand, no doubt! paper Inside a shark when fiahlpg In only state the fact that the English “ I ’m twenty years of age,’’ It read, “ and workman cannot and does not live aa Australia In 1870, and who learned tbe news o f the Franco-German war In called a country belle. well as the American. It Is within With you I ’d like to correspond— if you my knowledge that the m ajority o f i nv° ngb » “ * * * * will never tell. people In the United States * - h — 1tnn* out o f lt Th* ,tory “ * * be true believe My abject matrimony is, and yours. I or not; everybody la Australia that living is much cheaper abroad hope, the aame. UNCLE SAM—“ A High Standard is Required o f Any Ca knows I t than a t home, and it to me I f yea’ll address me. I'll respond.'’ And Another after the aame kind la that therefore that I might well supplement tarrh Remedy That H as Been Endorsed by so Many Trust then she wrote her name. the statement o f those American woek- o f the Milford Haven trawler which, On fire with hope, the bachelor that very men who, it must be un(lerstood,*hiive while fishing off Carllngford Lough a worthy and Prominent People.” evening wrote. lived here a number o f year«, and year ° r a<?0' can* b t iup * t te » * And folded his epistle with a kiss inside knew the condition o f the United ot * . * '* * * '* ? to* e.tber M a t r im o n ia l Uinta. Tim e and Books. 1 the note. red tape and carefully sealed. Tbe States before they came here, and are T b « economy o f saving time la wise, “ You must think I ’m a fool!” ex Sly Cupid had him in his mesh— no very skipper o f the boat handed the docu therefore better qualified to express but there is an economy o f spending claimed the angry husband. clever catch, ments to a lawyer, and It was found “ I never would hare said ao,” calmly an opinion than tourists, whether they time. In reading, especially, burry is For, after all, quite foolish Is a half- they were a missing link which stood be Americana In England or English most wasteful. Reading Is the mak rejoined the other half of the combine, repentant bach. between a woman and ber fortune. men in America, even If they are spe ing o f thoughts, o f Ideas, o f pictures in “ hut Since you have mentioned it I ’m They proved the- right o f a Misa But eh bow sheepish did he feel, when cial commissioners Investigating liv the brain. A ll young photographer« not going to perjure myself by denying it.“ Macdonald to certain estates in Ire from the fair unknown know bow little Ea to be made'out of ing conditions. land, which she bad claimed ten years XhJe answer came, to quench his Asm«: an “ under-expoaed plate.” but do they “ In the ‘American’ factories also, before, but which she bad failed to “ An old maid I have grown understand that there may be aueb a and in the factories where orders for Alas 'twas forty years ago 1 planned win because tbe w ill could not be thing aa an under-exposed brain? It American world contractors have been that fond surprise. produced. I t was this w ill which was takes time to make Impressions on the executed, when our manufacturers had Defeated by a heartless wretch who more work than they could attend to, ^ ° a^ht Up from “ “ Pearaona mind. I f you read too fast, either wouldn’t advertise!” aloud or to yourself, or skim over ypfir there are often a number o f Americans | _________________ ■book for tbe Lawyer. reading, the mind receives poor lm employed. Those In the better paid j _ ___ A well-known lawyer o f this city, Basra the positions find their situations, on th e' . t u o o a r e f W n S S ia presslons or none at all.— SL Nicholas. whom office la located close to tbe Signatura o f i com fort» bl* « » 1 » « m « « . : , « j M other* w ill And Mrs. Winslow’« Boo th ing city hall, received a tremendous shock practically all these, and nearly ail p y Syrup the best remedy to use lor th eir children the ether day. He was counsel for s du ring the tecMdng period. other working Americana living here M áseles In Tension. F o rg e t I t Not. man charged with larceny, and, as the whom I have met have claimed that _ The R«,vue Sclentlfiqne has been ’ Take heed auto this solemn truth,’’ evidence was conclusive, he advised — - ——■-■_ N ew _ P u l l i s tr^------- ------ Thus spake the beggar, needy; , ejr ~ ~ d not find the coot of living, aatggtltig^ what muscles tire soonest, with “ Gracious m e!" exclaimed the lady. bis client to plead guilty. they had expected it, low. " A bloomin’ chump waa I in youth. the conclusion that It is not the mus- “ These servaut girl problems are very “ Yea know that you have a bad rec 1 “ Many o f the working Americana In And now I ’m old and seedy.” You are the first one to whom I _ cle< ln UR*. but those under tension, al vexing.” ord and you hare practically confessed “ What now?” asked her husband. though doln* no work. The writer your guilt,” said the lawyer in a sooth ba ve shown this poem.” the young “ Why, that Russian girl I hired re ing manner, “ and you w ill be sentenc poet went on; “ I was wooing the muse J i n lire* here accented th*ir f>Ur ua to D8€ tbe arm8 a” d le* 8 ,es* last night----- ’’ “ Poor fellow I” rcp ilrl here, accepted their for- and the back and neck more, for on fuses to wash my kimonos because ed to about three years In Jail.” This last sentence completely dnm- the editor, handing back the manu clgn positions st the aame (in some them comes the greatest strain. H e they are Japanese.” founded the prisoner, but after be had script. “ It’« too bad she rejected you.” cases lower) salaries than they had baa been asking men o f all occupations been receiving at home, persuaded and Mm e questions: Piso'» Core I* a (rood cough siedi cine. looked about bis cell for several min —Chicago Journal. I t has congba sud an colds for forty hss cured cough« believing that they were obtaining an When you have worked much, where H EA LTH RESTORER. utes hs turned to his attorney and In s years. A t druggists, 25 cents. Hicks— How do you happen to be Increase because they would be able to do you feel tired? very serious manner said: “ W ill you going fishing on Friday? I thought live more cheaply than at home. In Before you were trained did fatigue An U nkind Cot. kindly go out and get me a good law- you believed Friday was an unlucky the ,ower ^ g e grades the stay o f the “ Isn’t it queer,” remarked Newpop, yerr , day. Wicks Well, I always have, imported American workman Is seldom show Itself in tbe same regions? A ll the answers point to the same “ that the baby immediately becomes As soon as the lawyer recovered But It occurred to me this morning ODe o f duration. In on « factory from the shock be told tbe prisoner be that perhaps It would be unlucky for where there were nearly fifty men a conclusions. The baker who kneads quiet the minute 1 began to sing to “ A ll Signs Fan la i dough all night complains o f fatigue him?” would argue the case for him.— Phila (he flab. Somerville Journal. | f ew years ago there Is only one, a fore- in his legs. T i l S I G N O F T H I F IS H “ Oh, there’s nothing ao very queer delphia Presa “ I ’m afraid you’re not wise,” said man, remaining. A few are adll in HKVEB FAILS I F A WET THC* Tbe blacksmith is tired, not in his about it,” rejoined Mrs. Newpop. “ Thé poor little dear ia evidently puxxled by the fair girl. “ Why?” demanded the Great Britain. Most o f them returned A B e a u t ifu l V o lu m e . l a ordering Tower's Flickers, arms and shoulders, but ln his back the strange noise.” a customer writes: “ I knew Tbs most beautiful volume In the persistent suitor. “ Because"’« word to to the United States. They were, some and loins. they w ill be oil right tf they Congressional Library at Washington the. wise Is sufficient,' and I have said o f them told me, disappointed In flnd- hare the ’ FUUI' ea thsa».* The young soldier, after a march, Is B tatx or O h io , C it y o r T olxdo , I This conAdence is the out L ucas c o u h t y , | ™- la a Bible which waa transcribed on ’N or to you.” “ Yes. but I ’ m wise lng tbe cost o f living higher than they especially tired ln the back o f the grow th o f sixty-nine years of F r a n k J. C h e n e y makes oath that be l i enough to know that a woman’s ’No’ anticipated.” parchment by a monk In the 10th cen Corel ul manufacturing. neck, even If he has carried no knap senior partner of tbe Arm o f K. J. C h e n e y A •ye«.’ Thill- Co., doing bifKtnera In the City of Toledo, Coun tury. The general lettering la In tbe may eventually mean sack. ty and Stale aforesaid, and that said Arm w ill DAM M ED BY PR AIR IE DOGS. German text, each letter la perfect, dllphu Preae. The oaraman who la In perfect train pay the sum o f ONE HUNDRKD DOLLARS for each and every rose of C at a r r h th at cannot be A t the end o f thirty years Hiram and there la not a scratch or blot from A . J. T O W E R R iver Choked Up in Texae by M igra ing after prolonged exercise gets tired cured by the use of H a l l ' s C a t a r h h C c r r . lid to lid. Each chapter begins with had accumulated a fortune. Hla w ife ln his calves and insteps. B ortoo . D . S A . F R A N K J. C H KN K Y. tion of the L ittle Animals. 8worn to before me a -d subscribed In my a large illuminated letter, In which la and daughter were delighted. “ For,” These facts point to the conclusion presence, . . ... . , . . “ The prairie dog migration from this 6th day of December, A. D., U86. Tow er Canadian Co. drawn the figure o f a saint, aony Inci raid they, with becoming modrey, ’we 0klahoma * aouUlwe8tern Texas dur. that in any continued effort we should A. W. QLEA80N, lim ite d ' ’ J s e a l j Notary Publie. now not only have money enough to dent o f whom the chapter tells. lng July, 1874, eclipsed anything of try to alffer the habit o f contraction. T oron to, C an ad a to B B J F cut a splurge, but poor dear papa ia That is to say, the body, like the mind, that sort witnessed by white men in F irs t L lle Insurance P o licy . H all's Catarrh Cnre is taken Internally, and too broken down to appear among the » « t e r « •/ W arrant'd W tt Fsatter O totklrj acts directly on the blood and raucous surfaces 1 this country,” raid Matt Duhr last needs change o f work. Th e first life insurance policy o f beet people.” — Life. of the system. Bend f >r testimonials, free.------ week. “ Millions o f the frisky little which the details are on record result F. J. C H ÏN K Y A CO., Toledo, O. "It's ao long since you last called barkers must have been ln quest of City Country Folks. Bold by Druggists. 75c. ‘ ed In a lawsuit William Gybbons in Hall's Fam ily Pills are the beat. Mig. Upmore— How is your experi upon me I was beginning to think you new pastures or perhaps smelled that sured himself on June IS, 1583, for were forgetting me,’’ said Mlae Pechls, the approaching legions o f homeseek ment o f living in the country succeed £383 against dying In twelve months N o t Q u ite S a tis fa c to ry . ing? He did die an May 18 o f the next year, aa «he came down to the young man era Would surely exterminate the dogs jneuwTH*« Hicks— I understand that you have th thè parlar. “ I ’ m for getting you.” and plow np the d town8 Mrs. Hyems— It isn’t ao bad as you YÂNNIN6 MILI and the disgusted underwriter* (the had a telephone put iu your house. Mrs. replied the ardent youth “ — » •* - * and It's for might expect It costs us more, of company o f those days) contested pay Wicks must find it a great convenience. “The prairie dog migration from ment on the plea that he had lived getting you that I ’ve called to-night the north to the southwest lasted alx course, to have our butter and fresh Wicka— Yea; but ^she doesn’t like It twelve months o f twenty-eight days Can I have you?” — Kennebec Journal. days, during the mouth o f July, 1874. vegetables brought out to us from thd half aa well aa ahe thought she would. city, but w e don't have to entertain You see, when ahe ia using it she has to each.— World’s Work. The passenger who had been holding The traveling ‘dogs’ while croraing the nearly as much company as we did in listen half the time.— Somerville Joupr- himself up by a strap sat down In a Red river interfered to a great ex O re and Fast. the city.— Scottish American. uL ,r> w \ seat that had Just been vacated, tenj with the cattle that came to that Pennsylvania, which makes more “ There la plenty o f room, ma’am,” ha stream to quench their thirst. Some than half the iron used in the United raid to the pudgy, little matron sitting cowboys that were on the banks of States, produces leas than 2 per cent next ’Don’t move.” “ W e don’ t have Red river,du rin S ^h e tlfoe When the o f the Iron ore mined. Ohio, which to,” ahe said, with a cheerful smile; prairie dogs swam across aay that the comes next to Pennsylvania as an iron- “ w e own the house we live In.” —Chi- stream was chockful o f the little ras- maker, mines less than 1 per cent o f cago Tribune. j cals for many miles up and down the the total. In both cases the ore la “ I tell ye w h e t” asserted Old Man river. ' FOR SEED brought to tbe fuel, and this Is the Those afflicted with Eczema know policy In this country. Only In Ala Splggeta, “ that there pelnter feller is | “ The thirsty cattle were either un- m ore than can be told of the suffering imposed by this ‘‘flesh ' bama are the ore and fuel found to a fine a rtist” “ What Jmpressed you abie or unwilling to stick their mouths fire.” It usually begins with a slight redness of the skin, which gradually The C H A T H A M F A N N IN G about his work?” "W ell, tlicr’ was a jnto tbe water through the moving gether.— Scientific American. M IL L , with Sacking attachment, plctur he called "The Rainstorm, an* hiass o f living prairie dogs. The cow- spreads, followed by blisters and pustules discharging s thin, sticky flnid / —- w ill clean and grade all kinda of Joka Wee n Her. I swan, It wax that nat’ral that i, boys were getting ready to drive the tha^ dries and scales off, leaving an inflamed surface, and at times the itch Grain and Seeds. T h e only machine Member o f congregation— Do you hadn’t looked st It three minutes bf- f*miahlng stock to a distant stream, ing and burning are almost unbearable. W hile any part of the body is liable to be attacked, tne that has »erven« and riddles made e.— know your sermon on coveteouaneas fore my corns begin hurtln m me.’ — but the Red river became clear o f the fiamfo feet” back7 « ™ « , face Eczema made its appearanee on my left limb the especially for cleaning grain on the last Sunday grievously offended and Cleveland Leader. repelling swimmers after blocking the and legs a ie the parts most aixe of my thumb jn 1893, and spread until it waa Coast. ' T o convince you that thit disgusted Brother Pneer? • . ’’Prosperity?” said Dr. Sllghoem, tbe useful drinking place for about a often afflicted. The cause o f large as _my hand, burning. Itching and paining Grain Cleaner is as represented I w ill Tbe'R ev. K. Moffatt Lalghtly— Aba! eminent aurgeon. "There la altogether week. I t was generally supposed that Eczema is a too acid condi me, and for which I could get no relief, until «end you one on 30 day*’ free trial lng the other cures advertised by you I wrote and I shall have to tell my w ife that. It’a too much prosperityI. It Is killing bual- the 'dogs' halted when they had tion of. the blood. The cir and w ill pay the height. secured the advise of your physicians, commenced a good one on her. She contended all ness.” " Ill what way?” asked the reached the staked plains o f Texas, culation becomes l o a d e d S. S. S. and it cured me. Write me for our DescriptivIriCat- the way borne from church that morn other. “ Why, sir, almost anybody “ There have been some eccentric oy- with fiery, acid poisons that Mayetta, Kan. J. H. S pb f c H. aloguv and " o n tim e " proportion ing that there wasn’t a man In the au can afford to havs appendicitis nows- clones ln this country. One on the are f o r c e d through the — it will interest you. / dience who had paid tbe slightest at days, and. ln consequence, all o f my gouth Canadian In the year 1802 de- glands and pores o f the skin which set the flesh aflame. Since the canse*of tention to the aermon.______ best patients regard It a* too common, horned about sixty steers, but re- fh® disease is in the blood it is a waste o f tim e to try to cure it w ith local and refuse to have I t ” — Chicago Trlb- framed from otherwise hurting the applications; the cause must.be removed before a cure can be effected. S. S S. Taken at H is Word.' GEO. W. rOOTT Mr. New ly— We don’t appreciate une. animals. One cyclone between Still- 1 has no equal as a remedy for Eczema; it enters the Portland, O regon Dept. I t things w e get for nothing. -Everybody ’ A gentleman who waa In the habit water and Council Creek, about eight bMfed and forces out the poison through the natural likes the things beat that cost the o f dining dally at a certain restaurant years ago, played many fantastic channels, and builds up the en tile system. Tl i eski n raid to th« waiter (an Irishman!; “ In- tricks. It pulled all the feathers out becomes smooth and «o ft again, and the Eczema is m ost have Mr«. New ly—Then you must love me atoad o f tipping you every day. Pnt, o f A. L. Curry’s 118 chickens, and _ _ j Na. IS —I M S P. N. U. . .. __ .. __ cured. . . Cases . . . that . .. • persistently .. . - refused to , be a great deal, because I ’ve heard you I « I l « I . . ,0 » T-ur tip I» . lump , R . r u k t u , th . » . M p ou ltr, a ,» ,» ,., ï ï S î î . 'S ï i ? rHKN w riting to edvertloeva eloa aay that you paid very dearly for me. sum at the end o f tha month.” “ Would the^alr for about ten miles, dropped th « blood. Book on Skin Diseases and any advice wished, without charge, tat« M ip«r. I THE SWIfT SPECIFIC CO., 47 LUTT 4 . GAm — Detroit Free Press. you motnd paying me In advance, them ln the road. A.colored man, who eorr?" “ W ell! that la rather a »trange happened to come from Pawnee City request. f However, If you are In wnnt shortly after, picked np over fifty o f o f som e ' money now, here’s half a the naked chickens. Ha concluded crown for you, but did you mlatruat that the picked hens and roosters bad me?" “ Oh, no, aorr, but I am leaving been sent from heaven for hla special Toler star« gnada M tM tr and footer color« thon any othar dye. One 10c oocho«« color* «Ilk, wool and cotta« oanolly «»«a and li (ooreaUad to atvc porfect result». Ask dealer, er we wIN send peet *aM at 10c a packets. Write for free keeklet kew to d«to hare to-morrow.” benefit” — Kansas City Journal. Moot* and nth colors. MOfUIOC DRUG CO.. UaloaviUc. Mtooouri. “ F'>r ainr* than M .«a rt I hare mad A .ir 'l Sananarilla In ray f unllr. It !• a araml ionic at all time«. and a wonderful m-dlrlua tor Ira para blood D. C. H o l t , Waal Haven. Cana. ( I N a bottla. J. o. a Yin co.. Lowell. '<»»•. W eak Nerves 1 Johnny— Pa, la it wrong to «teal from a trust? Johnny’ s Pa— Don’t let the question bother you. my son. I t ’s Impossible.— Cleveland Ledger. Gourmand (after a table - d’hote)— Anything elae, waiter? Walter— One more peach, air, and you’ll ’are eat the menu.— Loudon Bystander. “ Dey ain’t no alch thing ex glttln* married In heaven.” “ Course dey al I’t . Don’t de Bible tell you It’s a place er peace en reat?” — Atlanta Constitution, Mrs. Hatterson— I didn’t see you st the leyture on “ Tbe Simple L ife.’’ Mrs. Cutterson— Why. no; I had no Idea it waa going to be such a swell affair.— Brooklyn L ift. W ife— It la so kind o f you to put on my boots for me. Kneeling Hustiand (tugging away)— It’ s a—a— pleasure, my dear. Still, I ’m glad you're not a centipede.— Pick-Me-Up. Mlae Riter—Could yon use anything In your “ Household Departmenf’ rtb a week? Country Editor— Yea, we could handle a couple o f dozen o f fresh eggs N«rw York Times. "W h a t conclusion does that cam- palgn orator reach In his argument?” “ Ho never arrives at a conclusion. H e merely stops now and then to take breath.” — Washington 8tar. W illie— Teacher told us to-day that there’s a certain kind o’ tree that grows out o’ recks. I can’t remember what it was. Hla Pa— I t ’s a family tree, I guess.— Philadelphia Ledger. The Irish ludy declared to the mag istrate that the defendant had stolen her ben. “ How do you know It Is your hen?" asked the Judge. “ Know It!” cried the Irate lady. “ I have known that hen ever since It was an egg.” | “ You probably don’t remember mo,” began the self-made man proudly, “ but twenty years ago, when I waa a poor, hnmble boy, you gave me a message to carry----- ” “ Yes, yea,' cried the busy man. “ Where’« the answer?" _____ CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. Tbe Khd Yea Hare Always Bought j] Tunder*s~*~+m iOHfifPODPURIfiftl Clean Your Grain PUTNAM % -FADELESS DYES i \ k f