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J Get Rid of Scrofula A H *p p y H a n » 8 « t é th# man w ho«« «quina acqualnt- tucea outnumber the humana he knowa Intimately, and who aeems glad o f 1C “Thar* la a wiae old hora« belong lng t o a grocer In Wentworth avenue, and Be might appropriately be called j tha ahlldrm.’. friend. 1 * Bunches, eruptions. Inflammations, »oro ñosa of tbs eyelids and aara, disossa» of the bonos, rickets, dyapepala, catarrh, wasting, aro only torn« of tha troublas It causes. It Is s very active evil, making havoc of tha whole system. cts tickling Yhroats, hack i friend o f mine apanda much o f blf ■ time «tending In front o f the «tore in g coughs, psin in the lungs.., whew-kia wagon la not la commla- It relieves congestion, sutn. , elon.'- •• ' Eradicates It, cures all Its manifestations, "H a haa a babM e f atandlng with L igh ts the F ire on Tim e. On on « aide the extension Is divided aad builds up tbs whole system. [ hla forefeet an the sidewalk gazing There are not many Inventions of Into suitable sections, each section Accept no substituts. Into the «tore. A t such times tha chll- foreigners patented at the United controlled by a brake operated by , dren fhlrly swarm on him. They Jump States Patent Office, bat occasionally means o f a lever placed opposite the Into tha wagon and bold tha reins; ESKIMOS REUNITED TO WORLD. a good one, generally oat o f tha or entrance o f the chute. By operating does Inflammation. It heals, they climb on top o f and walk under- dinary, la sent there and a patent ap the lever the lower end o f the exten i e f Greenland's Bast Const A gain strengthens. Your doctor w ill ’ neatA the kindly animal, and he looks plied for. In the illustration below sion Is pulled across the surface o f the In Tench w ith C ivilisation . explain this to you. H e knows benlgnantly down upon them, and la The Eskimos o f tbo east coast o f w ill be found an appartus, the inven chute toward the opposite aide. When often "rewarded for his good nature all about this cough medicine. tion o f an Australian, which contains the barrel has been started on Its Jour Greenland have been reunited to the 1 with Mts o f sugar and candy and otb- world, after having forgotten, perhaps several good features. I t Is called a ney down the chute It naturally gains 1 er things that horses like. for many years, the little they ever time fire lighter, and the mechanism momentum, but by application o f the 1 "Thera are few happier faces In la ao constructed that by placing it bfake o f the first section Its speed Is knew o f It, says the Philadelphia Pub town. I f you know bow to read horse lic Lodger. The Danish supply steam under a fire tha latter can be anfeo- diminished, or It can be stopped cn- faces, than this o f my foor-legged tlrely. As it passes through each sec ship Oodthaab has returned to Copen Foreigner— What la the significance i friend. May ha lire long aad always tion the necessary brake Is applied, so hagen from a visit to Angmagaalik. a that It can be brought gradually to a o f tbe eagle that la stamped on Ameri • be as happy.” — Chicago Inter Ocean. station aetabllshed by the government can money? United States Citizen— It -------- s----------- s ta n d s till at the bottom. fo r the purpose o f Improving the con For forty year's Plso's Cure for O n e la tbe emblem o f Its sw ift fig h t— De Charles W. Weld, o f Southbrtdge, dition o f the Greenland natives and sumption has' cured coughs and oolda. A t Purely veorei troit Free Press. druggists. Price 96 cents. Mass., Is the patentee. developing a trade with them. I t 1« an “ My sakes! H ow well your bus- Interesting enterprise, because Den a - W h a t's the M u t m band is trained. H ow did you ever do A p p a r a t u s f o r P lr em ee. mark's dealings with aboriginals a rt In a certain town In the North o f , T M man who,can dress in the latest i t 7” “ I didn’t He waa a widower F ew persona except the small boy humanising and philanthropic, and tha style and still be s genius surely is Ireland tM re la a fishing-tackle shop, who Is going to be one when he gets when I got him. I t saves .a lot o f material It had to deal with hare waa s genius, or else he gets money frees j the sign whereof la a brazen treat trouble.” — Chicago Record-Herald, old enough, realize the many dangers troubl In Its natural condition. hanging at the end o f a fishing-rod eC hornet firemen face every day o f their Uvea, Mai Margie— I f you don’t quit teasing A m far as la known, the natives e f * Reformers seldom succeed, because massive proportions Late one nlghtA I ’ll tell mamma and »he’ ll tell papa, Greenland's east oeast had never come matlcally lighted at a predetermined but statistics prova that only a very me 1’1 they i f teo pure-minded to be politi- townsman who had been dining "not hate centact with the white race until time. Its uses are varied, not only for ■mall number die a natural death— a then papa w ill whip yon. Harry— ciaus and too narrow-m|ndod to bo wisely bat too well” happened to sea twenty years age, when they were dis domestic, but for manufacturing pur falling w all or other , part o f a burn- Then I ’ll cry and grandma w ill give statefilnen. this fish. H e looked St ft, then went candy, and I won’t give you sc covered by C apt Helm, a Danish ex poses as well. The clock is set similar log building generally carrying death me aome I f I thought an elastic currency cautiously to tha door and knocked plorer. I t waa six years later before to setting an alarm dock, with an at to aome brave fire fighter after he has any.— Ex. would help me stretch my credit, I gently. anything more than fragmentary infor tachment for regulating and project spent the greater part o f hla Ufa on “ "D1 Did you notice bow I moved the should certainly pull for it. "W ho’s there?” demanded the shop* mation about thorn waa given out, and ing a trigger at tha time determined. audience last night?” asked the ama keeper from an upper window. Denmark published a sumptuous A match la inserted In a slot designal teur elocutionist “ Moved Isn’t the " 8 h-h! Don't make a noise, but la three volumes devoted to the for that purpose, aad when the right proper name for i t ” rejoined hla criti come down as quickly as yon can,* y people and their habitat Probably no moment has arrived the trigger -is re- cal friend. “ I t waa llttla short o f a TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY waa the reply. other M ek no exhaustive aad costly k-ased, which projects a bolt in con kks Laxative Brama Quinine Tableta AU d n stampede.” Thinking something serious was th a . - haa ever been printed about a handful tact with tb f match. The surface o f Little W illie— Say, pa. Is the pen matter the man arose and stole dowfi o f prim itive people. They «umbered the bolt la rough, so that the f rictio n mightier than the sword? Pa— So 'e tslgik . ' ~’ '1 * ~ which la caused by coming In contact only MS whan they were discovered. some people claim, my son. Little "Now , what’s tha matter?” ha lap The supply steamship reports at with the head o f the match.ignites tha Willie— Then why don’t the Russians qulred. Copenhagen that the East Greenland latter. arm themselves with fountain pens?— "P o ll your Una hi quick; you bars station is la thriving condition. It haa Emil M. Q. Col man, e f Melbourne, Minneapolis Times. got a bite,” roared the tipsy on« as ha simply transformed the life o f the na Victoria, Ana trails, la the patentee. erratically turned a corner. “ I ’m sure I aaw a cat over In that tives. They have knives, timber, metal corner," said Tommy, sitting up in —- points for thelf harpoons and a bun- Dakar, a French port hi Senegal, Waal bed. “ No, dear; go to Bleep.” s lid bis Many o f the numerous inventions -----4— dred comforts and convenience« they Africa, is being connected with Franc* mother; "it was just Imagination.” never knew before. The Danish gov- patented contain novelties more theo W ifs— Why, just think how it wouid by a direct cable. The connecting point "Has a maglnation got shiny eyes?*’— j eminent buys their oils, furs, aklna retical than practical, and for this rea disgrace and hsmiliate yon if I were to on the French aid« will be Brest. Philadelphia Ledger. call any ene’a attention to the only hat The a, and feathers. Tha station take« every son never get on the m arket Mr. Skinflint— The paper saya skirts I have had la three years. During twelve hours an average of 00,- thing they have to eell In exchange for Ideas are generally good, but when It are to be worn longer than ever. Mrs. 7fi0 foot passengers paeerrt over Black* the commodities “they require. --------- comes to putting them In use it la Skinflint— Well, you needn’t be flgger- the following Sundsy sho appeared in friars Bridge, 95,330 over London Bridge A way haa been found around the often impossible to do so. A delivery ln* on me w ealin' .mine any longer. tha vary latest creation of tha milliner’s and 24,920 over Southwark Bridge. < glaciers Jutting eut Into tha sea which chute, which la exceedingly novel' In I ’ve worn it five years this cornin', art. ao long barred attempts to travel Its featnres, la shown In the Illustra faltt” — Harper’s Baser. around tha south end of Greenland. A tion* and It la a device that could read Passenger— This train la nearly one few parties have?made sledge Jour Uy be used fo r a great many purposes. - Forest rassrre script for securing title hoar behind time, la it not? Guard— neys to tha Eskimo settlements o f the I t la .a common right to see several In any quantity to farm ing, grazing, Tog In fa n ts and C h lM iffl, desert or Umber land w ithout residence west coast and some o f them have set men deUverlng barrels and storing duty. Just think how often a fire-* Tea; but that’s all rig h t W e’ll get In or Im provement for aste at lowest msrk- the usual time. Passenger— What time tled there. They have never beard of them In the collar e f a building, tha man la called upon to enter a build n w 'f t o f h m f * ' I W b a d ^ M is that? Guard— T w o hours lata.— usual method being to allow tbs barrel spirituous liquors. ing full e f dense smoke, to reeci Glasgow Evening Times. They are pure-blood Eskimos, the to gradually sUp down a pair o f ropes. some person who haa already b e only unmixed natives In Greenland, ex " I thought Smeargle was a friend overcome, and the wonder la that he cepting in the Smith sound region; but e f yours T’ "H e waa until lately. I la not supplied with some protection their features are thinner and longer for hla own life. There does not seem had to drop him. H e waa always H e r O nly W ish. than those of other Eskimos, and they te be any reason why he should ifM, wanting to borrow money. “ Refused "You told me that when we were mar are a little taller than those o f the him sharply, did you?” "No, I lent for instance, waaTran apparatus like ried you would see that my every wish west coast They have the dimmest waa gratified,” remarked the bride of a tha ena shown In the Ulnstration. He him some.” — Chicago Tribune. tradition that their fathers came from “ She's a lovely girl, and ao simple few weeks conkl then with absolute safety to the north, and considerable evidence "W ell?” replied her husband, rather himself enter any horning building, hi her tastes. I told ber that I hadn’t curtly. haa accumulated pointing to the prob much o f an Income y e t but that I with an added chance o f savlhg'Xny "W ell, I wish I was single again.” — ability that tbey are the descendant! Uvea that might be endangered. The hoped I could provide for ber every Philadelphia Press.__________ o f natives who reached northwest upper portion la made In the form of w a n t” "A n d what did she say?" Greenland from the archipelago north Soft wood Is now artificially hardened a hood or mask o f alr-ttgkt and fire "She said that would be all abe could o f oar continent and then skirted the and toughened by a process of vulcaniz ask.” — London Tlt-Blta proof fabric, to be placed over the north and east coasts of Greenland to ing. ____________ _ Cellar— Kitty, la that your parrot? head o f tha wearer, with glaaa clos their present abode. Permanently Cured. No flu or nervousness ures for openings fo r the eyes. There L ittle Girl— No, Indeed, ma'am. The after Ural day’, use of Dr.Kline'sUrest Nerve T w o Ways. la also a cap opposite the month, which folks next door left him with us when torer. Send for F r n S3 trial bottle and treatise. Magistrate—You are charged, sir, with closes against air from without, but they went away on their vacation. Dr. K. H. Kline, Ltd., (U Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. trying to commit suicide. opens for tbe discharge o f exhaled air ’Fore he begins to talk I want to tell F in a l L e a p - Y e a r E ffo rt. Prisoner— I was driven to It, your th a t, he doesn’t belong to our which has been breathed. Reservoirs honor—driven to It by a woman. Have you a sister?" asked Miss Will “ A H Signs Fall in a D ry T im e " - which contain compressed air or oxy church.— Chicago Tribune. Magistrate— H'm! Did aba refuse ing of her brother's college chum. T i l l H O N OF I H I FISH gen for sustaining Ufa are attached you. or marry you? W ife — John, don’t you think that Alas! no,” he replied. “ But I have K i m F A IL S l i t A W E T T IM E to the back o f the wearer by straps, our house Is altogether too small for often longed for the soothing influence B BOULATES SPEED OP THE BARREL. To curb his wife’s extravagant habits, __ and connected by a tube to the back of our present needs? Husband— Yes; • f a sister's love.” ~ In ordering T ow n's Slickers, t carpenter in Budapest keeps her locked O f course, the barrel could not lie al tbe hood, with valves for regulating I ’ve been thinking seriously o f putting I "H ow sad,” she sighed. “ But fortu , a c u s to m e r w r it e s : **X k not* In the house on week days, but kindly nately yon may be able to secure a sat thrjf trill be mil righ t i f thep lets her out on Sundays, when the stores lowed to roll down the steps or chute, tbe supply. Tbe compressed air can an addition to It. W ife— Something in isfactory substitute.” have thr ‘ F is h * on thorn.” for the velocity attained would bn thus be readily supplied from tbe res tbe shape o f a wing? Husband— No; are closed. “ And what is that?” queried the young I This confidence is tbe ewt- sure to cause damage or possible in ervoirs to tbe interior o f tbe hood, to something in the shape o f a mortgage. ntan. growth of sixty-nine years of jury to anybody that happened to be be breathed by the wearer. A fter en “ Why, the love of some other fel I shot a rabbit the other day. Some careful manufacturing. In the way. Tbla seema to be a cum tering a building filled with smoke a kind o f a warden came out o f the low’s sister,” answered the artful maid. bersome method In comparison to the fireman using this apparatus could re boshes and objected.” “ That was a A . J . T O W E R C O . t w — U ? 1** ” * O n e o f H e r H a b it s . one ahown here. Tbla inclined chute main for some time, while bis hands game warden.” “ No, it wasn’t ” “ Why Boston, V . S. A . Sentimental He— My dear, you actu la constructed similar to ordinary and arms would be free. not?” “ Because there was nothing ally look aweet edough to eat Tow er Canadian Co. Charles E. Chapin, o f Berkeley, Cal., game about bim. He ran when I point chutes, with aide extensions to guide Practical She— Of course; and that’s Limited the course o f the barrel or package. Is the patentee. ed my gun at him.” — Baltimore Her- Just what I do three or four times daily. d. Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow’s 800th in g Mahon o f WarramtaM Wat Waathar Cloth lag “ Yea,” remarked the party who Syrup the best remedy to use for their children The fingers o f fleeting light contin A N A U T U M N N IQ H t SCENE.___ d u rin g th e teeth in g period. .......— to break out with In July, 1883 , I ually changed their poeltion and form, sometimes lets an audible thought lea- legs and arms, and V i v i d W o r d P i c t u r e o f s C le a r N i g h t Eczema on my hi H o w It H a p p e n e d . but ao mysteriously that the eye could cape, “ lt’a a sore sign a man Is get local doctors, but began treatment I n t h e P o c o n o M o u n ta in s "W hat's a sure sign?” Geraldine— Did you bear about Miaa not follow. They broadened and deep ting old.” did [ not get much relief. They said the die- Wonderfully clear and distinct the ened, narrowed and glowed, faded un queried the youth with the rubber hab Elderieigh’s elopement? ease had [become be- chronic. , r I . then . quit them _ Esmera Ida— Elopement! and tried various ointments and soaps for myriad stars appeared. South o f the til almost Invisible, appeared again, i t “ W hen he goes around telling peo Geraldine— Yea. Her horse ran away another two years, ta t as soon sacold zenith a planet blazed. Like a broad died down into the evanescent cloud ple that he feels just as young as be weather came I was aa bad off «sever, s o l band overhead stretched the 1 milky at the horizon, stretched upward once ever did.” explained tbe noisy thinker. with ber yesterday. finally decided to let medicine alone, and , way with fam iliar constellations on more, one ray going almost to the pole “ Y en know bow father Insists upon A G U AR AN TE ED CURE FOR PIL E S for twelve or thirteen years did nothing „ide. Almost In the center Was Itching Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Pil©% towards curing the Eczema, except bath Casaeopla’s chair. Near by gleamed star, another piercing the cup o f the talking all the time whenever Skates Your druggist will refund money If P A Z O O IN T dipper— hovering, shimmering, all cornea to call on me ” “ Yea.” ‘Well, M ing. This seemed to do about aa much OR E N T falls to cure you In « to 14 days. 60a Andromeda and the stars o f Perseus. keeping close to that source o f mag good as anything I had tried. we fixed him up last night W e got Just above tbe northern horizon lay H ero ism I * A n im a l* During toe time I lost about one-half of netic power, the point to which « w i n g s him to read the Russian and Japa my hair. I began S. 8 . 8 . doubtful of a the big dipper, and In the east Aide- the quivering needle o f the compass.— nese names In the war dispatches, and Animals are capable o f what we cure, because the disease had run so long, baran was rising, with the stars in Book News. / his Jaw was soon ao sore that he could should call heroism in man. In one but soon discovered your medicine waa the belt o f Orion twinkling near. A not talk above a whisper.” — London field waa a donkey, In another a horse. doing me good, and continued to take it. faint streak which lasted but an In Through the first went a mastiff and Struggling wish the Language. Tlt-Blta. I used Seven bottles, when I was com stant showed where a meteor’s career A story la told o f a German teacher pletely cured, not havings single spot on Jennie— That spiteful Mrs. Chatter- made for the ass, seised him by the m j body, which before was almost com had been burned to dust. There was at an (American girls' college who was ton said your husband waa old and throat, pulled him down, and that ao moon to dim the light o f tha 1 « not thoroughly acquainted with the ugly and that you only married him suddenly that the donkey looked like pletely covered. J F. C. N o rfo lk . ra, and everywhere around tin English language and the college slang ly to be killed. The horse In the next 1017 Hack berry St., Ottumwa, la. for hla money. 'Nettle— And what did brighter onee tbey crowded, leaving had not helped her In solving tbe pus- field leaped the hedge dividing the two Tb e head, feet and hands are usually no spot o f this rare autumn sky with ale. She had heard the girls talk about yon aay, dear? Jennie— I said I was pastures, collared the dog with his sura you didn’t do anything o f the the parts affected, though the disease ap out Its sparkling points o f ligh t going off on larks. Returning one day sort. Nettle— Did you ever meet my teeth, swung him on the fall— ball pears on other parts of the body. While ex T . R . U . Bldr. PORTLAND. ORE. Out o f a dusty corner o f memory from a picnic she said to some o f tbe teeth, swung him and like a baseball ternal applications allay the itching and husband? Jennie— No; I never had player caught him on tue fall— with burning temporarily, it la the acids thrown came a thought which youthful fancy girls, “ Oh, I hare been on such a ca that pleasure. Nettie— I thought so. his heels The mastiff was whisked off by the blood that cause the irritation had conceived; that the atari were tiny nary.” She startled-her class one day PN U 3 — 1005 over the hedge which the horse bsd and eruptions upon the akin. The acids boles in heaven, used by the angela to by complaining against some o f the • o n e V ery L o n g N « m ra H E W e r l t h i | t a » ■d ( v e rtí aero plana* I must be neutralized and the system cleans peep through to aee If people were cold days o f September, saying: “ Why, A directory Issued In Honolulu con Just crossed, and the donkey was left I [ T i f IT f m ention tb la «a i per. ed of all humors aad poisons before th e ' ^ood or bed, and tbe light o f tbe stars it waa ao cold one day I had to stay In tains what la believed to be the long In peace to recover from hla wounds. cure is permanent. WBB the glory o i the g r m t w t,it« my room i l l tbe morning and alt with est nama appearing In any auch publi 6 1 throne shining through the peepholes. my feet over the transom trying to cation. I t la that of Miss Annie K. 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